ArtisanBubblegum 2017/02/26(Sun)17:37 No. 783217 ID: e41ad8
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>Unequip Priest!
Cherrie: "Would you mind stripping so I can wear your things?"
Priest: "What? No, then I would be naked. That's a dumb Idea, You're dumb for having that Idea."

>Ask why he was meditating.
Cherrie: "Why where you meditating rather than running for you life back at the church? It kinda seems like your death was more your fault than mine."
Priest: "Because I needed to strengthen my link with God so that I could send that demon back to hell. But thanks to your temptress ways, My link was broken and my Divine Protection was dropped giving the Demon all the opportunity it needed to kill me. All of this could have been avoided if you hadn't walked into that Ominous Church. Who even does that? 'Oh Look!, an Ominous Church, I sure would like to explore that obviously dangerous place!'"

We were raised to not discriminate against religious folks just because they were a little bit ominous.

That gold key isn't nailed down, and can teleport, so that's like 3 reasons we want it.

>>783217
If everything could have been ruined by one person walking in at the wrong time why didn't you put out a "closed for fumigation" sign or something to scare people off?

I mean, normally churches are kind of supposed to be places anyone can walk into, ominous or no. Aren't gothic churches supposed to be ominous to scare off evil? I thought that was how they worked.

invite priest to examine immobile note looker.

Insert buttplug.

Wash pentagram symbol off the priest with buttplug juice.

See if there is a way you can use the lube to increase "team bonding". You two need to be close if you plan to work as a team and get out of there.

>>783298
No, it's a nice piece of art.

>>783217
Alright show the Priest that demon that's in the way of the only apparent exit.

ask if he could tear off the sleeves of his robe so he'd look like a cool battle-priest, and we could try to fashion it into an improvised skirt or something.

>>783659
yes. With sleeves we can obtain a much classier micro mini skirt and tube top, in lavish purple. Very in this season in hell.

>>783220
>>783218
Combo these super good

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:35 No. 788209 ID: 7cbd5e
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>I was raised better + What about Gothic Churches
Priest: "Ah, I know that look. You're about to go off on some kind of tangent about how 'you where raised better' or 'aren't churches supposed to be open to the public?'."
Cherrie: "Uh..."
Priest: "Shut up." "As much as I would like to tell you how you're wrong, we're in hell, and we don't got the time to argue over who's fault is what."
Cherrie: "O-okay."
Priest: "Great, follow me."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:39 No. 788210 ID: 7cbd5e
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>Go to Demon
Priest: "DEMON! HIDE!"
Cherrie: "She doesn't move at all, she's practically a statue."
Priest: "It's probably a trap."
Cherrie: "I used her as a ladder, if it where a trap she would have done something by now."
Priest: "Hmmmm... I still don't trust it."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:41 No. 788212 ID: 7cbd5e
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>Use Butt Plug Juice to do "Team Bonding" (Seduce Priest)
Cherrie: "Whatever it is, I"m sure a Big, Strong Priest like you could handle it."
Priest: "Well, I am pretty Great... But I've never actually fought a demon before."
Cherrie: "You're in luck, because I've read tons of stories about fighting demons."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:48 No. 788216 ID: 7cbd5e
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>ENGAGE BATTLE PRIEST MODE!
Cherrie: "First you have to look the part, tear those sleeves off."
Priest: "Do I have to? It's kinda a HUGE hassle to repla--"
Cherrie: "Of course you have to! Do you want my SAGE advice or not???"
Priest: "... Fine, I'll try it."
Cherrie: "Great, I'll hold onto those."
(BATTLE PRIEST MODE ENGAGED!)
Cherrie: "Next you have to state your name and purpose before you fight the demon."
Cherrie: "This is the part where the tentacles usually come in, but I didn't see any on this demon so you should be fine."
Priest: "I don't have a good feeling about this..."
Cherrie: "You'll be fine. And when you get back, I'll have a treat for you" (Rolling to Wink: Fail) *Seductive Blink*
Priest & Cherrie: *Awkward Silence*

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:49 No. 788219 ID: 7cbd5e
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(DAY SWORD ACTIVATE!)

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:50 No. 788220 ID: 7cbd5e
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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/17(Fri)14:55 No. 788222 ID: 7cbd5e
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>Make Micro-Mini Skirt and Tube Top
(Skill Activate: Armor Crafting)
(Tailoring: Priest Robe Sleeves)
(Crafted: Micro-Mini Skirt and Tube Top)

Equipment:
- Helm: Bucket Helm with a +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug inside (+1 Armor; Poor Condition; Full of Magic Lube; Free Automatic Refills)
- Clothes: Micro-Mini Skirt and Tube Top (+2 Lewd) (+1 Divine Armor)

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>>788220
Well that seemed to work fine. Can we actually escape through the window though? Looks like a sheer drop.

>>788222
Cool, clothes get.

>>788220
Did she react to the attack, or even take damage?

Wander over to the baws.

Check out the window to see if that demon is okay.

did he get a level for demon slaying?

>>789456
He shouldve. Also yes we are hawt.

>>788222

Equip buttplug who knows what's gonna try to get up in there

>>790608
Yes. This is a good plan and in no way going to cause problems.

Now you need to get the gold key.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/31(Fri)19:07 No. 792108 ID: 7cbd5e
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> Gold Key Get!
Priest: "Oh, another one."
> How's the Demon?
Cherrie: "Did you kill the demon??"
Priest: "It felt like I stabbed through her but there isn't any blood. Even if she did survive, it'll take her a long time to climb back up."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/31(Fri)19:11 No. 792111 ID: 7cbd5e
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> Demon Slayer Level Up!
Cherrie: Level? You mean like in a game?
> Dis-assemble Bucket Helm with a +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug inside to equip Bucket Helm and +1 Self lubricating Butt Plug
Cherrie: But he's watching me now, I'd die of embarrassment!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/03/31(Fri)19:14 No. 792115 ID: 7cbd5e
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> Wander on over to Baws
Cherrie: I don't know about any Baws area, but here's what the Bawz Sign is pointing to.

Cherrie and Priest: "Weird..."
Cherrie and Priest: "123NOTIT!"

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>>792115
Touch it.

"Jinx
double jinx
triple jinx
owe me a soda jinx"

touch it.

Okay, if this is a demon that's on fire or made of fire we should be ready to use the bucket 'o lube as a weapon against it. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure we're not ready to face a bawz without defined teamwork and maybe a bit more combat grinding to level up first.

just go in and fight it.

>>792115
Tell the priest to start his divine spell thing and be ready.
Then open the door so he can blast everything in there with it.

If this place is like a game, you should go check the toilets for supplies before fighting the bawz.

Kick your way into the Bawz room like an action movie hero would.

ArtisanBubblegum 2017/05/08(Mon)12:30 No. 800495 ID: 4600be
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>Check Toilets for Supplies, like in a game
>Combat Grinding, Level Ups
I don't think Hell operates under Video Game Logic...

>Might not be strong enough for a Bawz yet
The only other place to explore looks like a locked door.

Priest: "This must be what those keys are for. If we include the Two I already have, that leaves only 1 left for us to find."
Cherrie: "Let's hold onto them for now, just in case."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/05/08(Mon)12:44 No. 800496 ID: 4600be
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>Charge up Divine Magics
Cherrie: "Hey, charge up your Divine Magics before we go in there."
Priest: "My connection with God has been weakened since we're in Hell. I'd need some other source of Divine Energy or some way of strengthening my connection before I can access any of my Divine Magics."
Priest: "On a side note, don't assume I have Divine Magics just cause I'm a Priest, that's classist."

>Ready Action to Throw Bucket Helm with a +1 Self Lubricating Butt Plug Inside at Fire Demons.
√

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/05/08(Mon)12:46 No. 800497 ID: 4600be
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>KICK IN BAWZ ROOM DOOR LIKE AN ACTION HERO!
AW man! That was soooo cool the way I kicked that Door down, I was like Blam and the door went flying across the room, and we sauntered in like a couple of bad asses on a mission and we aint messing around. That was probably the coolest thing that I've ever done, it sure would be awful if there was some kind of log of our exploits and this one moment got left out. That would just be the pits!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2017/05/08(Mon)13:13 No. 800515 ID: 4600be
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Cherrie: "How the HELL did he sleep through that?!?!"
Priest: "Careful, it's probably a trap. Back at the academy we where taught that demons are some of the wiliest and most cunning creatures anywhere--"
Bawz: *SNORE*

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Hey, sorry I've been gone so long!
I'm not the most reliable guy around, I tend to go off on tangents and forget about every else.
And then when I come back to old projects, The hardest part, at least for me, is how to I excuse my long absence. I feel like I owe an explanation, and when there isn't a good one to give. It's easier to just give up on it, and walk away.
But I really like Tit's Quest and I don't want to give up on it just cause I was gone for a while.
So, I'm not gonna give any excuses, I was gone and now I'm back. If that ain't good enough for ya, then Tough.
And I'm not gonna Lie, I'll probably have long unexplained absences again in the future.
I'm not getting paid to do this, I'm doing this cause it's fun and I've got time to work on this.
Sorry If any of that sounded preachy, I just felt like I needed to lay that out there.
Everybody that's still with me, Thank You! A Quest without it's players, is just a Story.

>>800515
Well, you just need a key. Look around. Maybe look under the covers?

>>800515
Cute! You should look under Bawz's pillow for the key and also leave a present

>>800521
This is too cute to not attempt.

>>800496
That wasn't an assumption! I saw you doing a magic thing in that church before we got tentacle killed!

>>800521
Yes, do this.

Pfff, don't worry. Unexplained long hiatuses are practically a genre requirement.

>>800515
The priest is holy. Holy bukkake in his face. While he is at that, you lube up the floor so he slips and falls, then its on to the stabbing to steal his devil dick. for science.

How do we know that this thing sleeping isn't its form of attacking you or defending itself? Demons are really weird.

Look for the key everywhere but near the bawz. with luck it won't be under it, but I suspect it's under the bawz. Also, the bawz will either wake up when you get near, or put you to sleep when you get near.

Prank time! Take that liquid filled bucket on your head, and put the demon's hand in it while he sleeps. The results will be hilarious.

>>800521
I like this idea.

It may be a bit late to mention, but you should check out the pentagram on the priest's shirt, and see if you can wipe it off with some lube or something.
Also lube yourself up first before approaching the bawz. That way if he tries to grab you, you'll slip free.