Take a deep breath in.

Let's not.

>>767131
And now, exhale.

Radio 2016/12/20(Tue)06:14 No. 767146 ID: 8afd18
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You take a breath.

Were you a boy or a girl?

>>767146
I'll take the pretty pink dress, thanks.

I'll vote boy, if the outfit can be pink.

I vote girl with blue shirt

Attack helicopter.

Panda Centauress

Boyish girl

boy

Boy in pink

Boy

>>767152
>>767161

In the mood for this.

Boy.

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>I'll take the pretty pink dress, thanks.

>I'll vote boy, if the outfit can be pink.

>Boy in pink

You take a breath.

You were a boy, but your clothing was unique.

What was your name?

Byron

Billy bob

>>767171
Yes, "what" was indeed our name.

>>767178
Our name is "Que". (Spanish for what)

A suspiciously masculine nickname, like Studs, Butch, or T-bone.

>>767183
seconding T-bone

>>767181
Que Sera Sera

>>767174
Seconding.

Also, if this takes place before the turn of the century on earth then this attire isn't unusual for a young boy.

>>767174
Byron's a cool name

>>767205
sure

T.K. Byron

(A mix of T-bone and Que, so its T.K.)

I like T.K.

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You take a breath.

Your name was T.K Byron

But you still need to know...what was the last thing you were doing?

>>767261
you just got done killing a dude in cold blood in a berzerker rage because he dissed your shoes and the gangsta spirit within took over.

While we're here it might be wise to jack his shoes

>>767263
I can't not support this.

Bonus points for cowboy boots.

>>767261
sleeping off a cold

>>767261
Sailing on the open sea.

>>767270
oh, I change to sailing, we're on a boat!

Contemplating existential values and your disgust for the society around you.
(Should not Byron be byronic?)

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....Who is that? Is someone there? ...I can hear you.

Are you standing in front of a fence or laying on a raft?

>>767276
Oh hell you're interacting with us.
Uh, hi thar.
We're voices of suggestion, we occasionally latch onto someone and try to help them through advice.

>>767280
It's a raft, there's water behind it and it's in line with what was suggested last.

>>767276
Worry not child, we aren't anyone in particular. We're just voices, we can't hurt you, nor do we want to. If you want to talk to us you can, we have nothing better to do than help you with your troubles, whatever they may be, and we do have some measure of wisdom.

First landfall we're getting a Jheri curl.

>>767276
Sup nerd, it's god speaking! You're a prophet now.
There's also actually a ton of gods! Woo!

Hello.
We're god.

Hello I am Satan

Hi T.K.!

No we aren't gods or demons... I think we're just friendly voices (or at least we're usually friendly anyway), that live to guide people on a journey, so looks like we are with you! Whatcha doing?

>>767276
Yes, but you should really just disregard us. It's generally a fifty-fifty gamble whether we have any useful advice.

We are your headvoices.

You are adrift. Our assistance is preferable to eroding sanity.

Go back to sleep, this is all a bad dream.

There's no legion of disembodied voices communicating with you or anything.

WooOOoo!

Your sister stole your pants and sold you down the river. Embrace the riverbed, escape this madness.

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>Sup nerd, it's god speaking! You're a prophet now. There's also actually a ton of gods! Woo!

>Hello. We're god.

fuck.

>Hello I am Satan

Fuck.

>First landfall we're getting a Jheri curl.

FUCK.

>Hi T.K.! No we aren't gods or demons... I think we're just friendly voices (or at least we're usually friendly anyway), that live to guide people on a journey, so looks like we are with you! Whatcha doing?

>We're voices of suggestion, we occasionally latch onto someone and try to help them through advice.

>Worry not child, we aren't anyone in particular. We're just voices, we can't hurt you, nor do we want to. If you want to talk to us you can, we have nothing better to do than help you with your troubles, whatever they may be, and we do have some measure of wisdom.

>We are your headvoices.

...Oh. Uh...okay. So...you're not here to kill me? Or uh, change my hair? ....That's nice.

I have no idea why you're here, or how you can hear me, or how I can hear YOU for that matter...but I guess this is happening.

And right now? I'm uh, floating down the river. On a raft. Hoping I hit the ocean soon. Anything to get away from Rupert and Rudy.

>Your sister stole your pants and sold you down the river.

You uh...you don't have a sister. You just have a cool brother. He's the one that gave you this nice necklace actually. It's a pretty blue crystal sphere...no idea where he got it, though.

The necklace is probably our connection to you. Try taking it off and see if you stop hearing us. Good to keep in mind if you ever decide you need us to go for a bit.

Anyway, tell us about Rupert and Rudy. How skilled are you at ocean survival?

umm... you realize that you are on a tiny raft... headed towards the ocean... There's an old saying T.K.
"Water, water, everywhere. But not a drop to drink."
I hope you have the necessary supplies for an ocean travel, and I doubt a tiny raft will cut it.

>>767596
Ok, no hair treatments, but you're seriously lakezombie-bait with that much mane, mayne.

extended sea vacations are generally best done with supplies.

>fuck.
>Fuck.
>FUCK.
Watch your fucking language, young man.

How much food and water have you brought for your journey? Is this vessel sea-worthy? Do you know how far away the ocean is, or how wide it is? Do you know how to swim? Do you know how to navigate on the open ocean? Do you know anything about sailing at all? Why did you decide to do this in the first place?

>>767596
>Rupert and Rudy
Who now?
>cool brother
Do tell, we're okay at listening as well as talking. Try to be honest/clear though because while we've got mostly perfect memory, sometimes our advice gets messed up because we jumped to a wrong conclusion.

FUCKING RIGHT?
>>767633
Pay no mind to this one. Curse your heart out bruh. That shit feels nice sometimes.

Also >necklace.
Why is the object that makes someone literally the center of their universe always a necklace?

...
You probably don't know.

Just hold onto that shit. It's some strong Juju.

Anyway, you're floating down a river. I would recommend paddling to shore with your hands.
Do you recognize this forest?

>>767596
Maybe it's a magic necklace.

Look, we're effectively advisors. Why don't you fill us in on your situation? Why are you on this raft, why are you fleeing R&R, why do you want to reach the ocean? Hopefully not to cross is- a raft really isn't a very safe means of ocean travel, especially since you don't have a sail or any means to steer, looks like. You'd be at the mercy of the currents.