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753281 No. 753281 ID: ee4c90

Just in time for Halloween!

This quest may be NSFW.
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No. 753282 ID: ee4c90
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753282

[???] is in a room.

[???] is a girl.

[???] Wants to find a pumpkin.

What is their name? What is their name? Where are they?
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No. 753283 ID: 71d443

What pumpkin?

Squash is in a room.

Squash is a girl.

In a room wants to find a pumpkin.
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No. 753285 ID: 398fe1

>>753282
Padded room? Looks like they're in a mental institution.
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No. 753286 ID: 8d65de

Looks like a padded cell in a asylum.
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No. 753288 ID: ee4c90
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753288

Squash now has a name!

This might be a mental institution room.

There's a SET OF IRON BARS on a WINDOW. The floor is PADDED. There's a LIGHT SWITCH in the corner. There is no DOOR.

Squash is in a SLEEPING GOWN.
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No. 753289 ID: 398fe1

No door? That's very worrisome. Flip the light switch.
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No. 753290 ID: 90f3c0

Cells don't usually have light switches on the inside. Flip that switch.
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No. 753291 ID: 3abd97

>>753288
Check if you've got a pumpkin hidden under your dress. The lower half is kind of round.
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No. 753292 ID: 71d443

Bend IRON BARS.
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No. 753293 ID: ee4c90
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753293

If Squash already had a pumpkin, she would be on a quest to find one! That's just her butt.

Squash can't reach the IRON BARS to bend them!

Squash flips the lightswitch.

you are now in the CHURCH.

[???] stares, it's intestines pulsing slowly upon the ground. It's head convulses like muscles spasming, blood dripping in slow motion from it's severed neck.
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No. 753294 ID: 398fe1

h...hello?
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No. 753295 ID: 3abd97

>>753293
Politely introduce yourself to [???] and hold out your hand to shake.
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No. 753296 ID: ee4c90
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753296

DUKE ZEPAR introduces themselves. They are DUKE ZEPAR.

His job is to cause women to love men, and bring them together in love. He makes women barren.

DUKE ZEPAR is surprised someone is out here in the church. Usually they turn the light on again and return to whence they came, never to return.
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No. 753298 ID: 180f83

ask if he needs his wounds treated.
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No. 753299 ID: 0eed7a

Is making women Barren also part of his job, or payment for the job? or is it just like a hobby? Does he have a pumpkin?
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No. 753301 ID: ee4c90
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753301

DUKE ZEPAR notes that it's just something that happens??? It's a toss up whether the woman is barren or not.

DUKE ZEPAR wasn't aware he had wounds. he cannot feel pain.

DUKE ZEPAR nods understandingly. Ah. You seek the Pumpkin. It is through that door, of course, if you want to find it.
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No. 753302 ID: 3abd97

>DUKE ZEPAR is surprised someone is out here in the church. Usually they turn the light on again and return to whence they came, never to return.
Well that seems kind of rude! You wouldn't want to be rude!

>His job is to cause women to love men, and bring them together in love. He makes women barren.
Is he working now, or does he have the day off?
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No. 753303 ID: 3abd97

>It is through that door, of course, if you want to find it.
Ah, thank you! I'll see you later, then.
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No. 753305 ID: 180f83

Tell him if you find a medic, you'll bring them over here to help treat those wounds.
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No. 753307 ID: ee4c90
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753307

Squash informs DUKE ZEPAR of all of these things, before heading out.

They're now in THE FOREST.

The trees don't actually have leaves. They just extend into the sky, forever.

You can head ANY DIRECTION.
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No. 753308 ID: 3abd97

>any direction
Strait up? If we get some air, we might be able to see the pumpkin from above!

Are there stars or a moon to navigate by?

Failing that, just head in a strait line forward from the door.
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No. 753309 ID: 398fe1

>>753307
Go left! Behind the house.
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No. 753310 ID: 180f83

climb the tree
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No. 753323 ID: 71d443

>Any direction
Straight down.
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No. 753327 ID: 9f3729

>>753307
Head north, idly think about lewd things
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No. 753328 ID: 3663d3

Dennis
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No. 753330 ID: ee4c90
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753330

The requests to go both UP and DOWN cancel each other out, but Squash does head LEFT. Climbing a tree is oddly impossible, they are smooth and warm like flesh. Though heading NORTH is nearly impossible as she doesn't have a compass, she does think of something lewd for good measure.

It's DENNIS! ...Wait, no. It's MARQUIS NABERIUS! Yea.
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No. 753331 ID: ea2bfa

Ask him if Andras is anywhere nearby. That guy spoops you right the fuck out.
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No. 753332 ID: 398fe1

>>753330
Cool hydra dude. Say hi. Ask what he does around here.
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No. 753333 ID: 350a50

Greet the marquis with a curtsy. You would like to purchase a pumpkin.
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No. 753334 ID: 3abd97

>>753330
Introduce yourself politely.

Tell him DUKE ZEPAR told you there was a pumpkin out here. Does he know where it is?
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No. 753335 ID: ee4c90
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753335

MARQUIS NABERIUS introduces themselves! He makes men cunning in all arts, but especially in rhetoric, speaking with a hoarse voice. He also restores lost dignities and honors.

MARQUIS NABERIUS doesn't have a pumpkin! He wish he did, though.

MARQUIS NABERIUS is glad someone has been paying attention. 2 for you, Archivist, though MARQUIS ANDREAS doesn't live in the TOWERING FOREST.
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No. 753344 ID: 398fe1

I suppose this means we're in hell, huh?

Ask for directions to nearby locations. Does he know where there might be a pumpkin?
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No. 753346 ID: ea2bfa

>>753335
Guess it's a Raven sort of day, huh buddy? That's alright on the pumpkin thing, thanks anyways! Know where we could potentially look for one?
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No. 753348 ID: 3abd97

>>753335
Does he have any advice as to which way we should go looking for a pumpkin?
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No. 753349 ID: 213ff6

>>753335
Can he make US cunning?
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No. 753401 ID: ee4c90
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753401

Hell is a very loose term. Relatively speaking, Hell could be defined as many places. Some of you are already in it.

MARQUIS NABERIUS notes that the last place he saw a pumpkin was at the tippity top of Halloween Tower, being guarded by the SKELLINGTON.

MARQUIS NABERIUS will make squash cunning if she brings him back his DOG.

MARQUIS NABERIUS also notes that squash apparently suffers from narcolepsy. Making her cunning won't fix that.
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No. 753402 ID: ea2bfa

>>753401
...the SKELLINGTON? Cmon, first you're throwing Ars Goetia at us and now "the Skellington"? Man, Hell is weird. Ah well, thanks for the advice, buddy! Keep on keeping on.

Also WAKE UP SQUASH
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No. 753403 ID: ee4c90
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753403

Squash sits up, awake now. She was having a wonderful dream...

Back to talking to three headed crow snake things, I guess.
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No. 753409 ID: 180f83

where was the last place you saw your doggy
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No. 753411 ID: 213ff6

>>753403
Ask if he has any steak to lure the dog with, or a chew toy or something.
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No. 753412 ID: 350a50

>>753411
We could cook some of the tree-flesh, the smell might attract the dog.
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No. 753415 ID: ee4c90
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753415

MARQUIS NABERIUS doesn't know the last place they saw their dog! If they did, they'd probably have found them by now. He was here last week... probably miles away by now. But they look like this!

They note that the dog likes to eat HUMAN FLESH, because that shit is downright delicious. It's like bacon but way more sinister. Goddamn.

Squash doesn't have any tools to chop these things down. Would they even fall over? they extend continuously into the sky, they might just connect to somewhere else wherever they end.

Squash now has new quest:
FIND DOG
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No. 753420 ID: 398fe1

Which direction is Halloween Tower?
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No. 753424 ID: ee4c90
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753424

upon request, MARQUIS NABERIUS gives you the general lay of the land. In the far northeast is us, in the TOWERING FOREST. to the west, HELLBORNE GATE and the MYSTERY HOLES. To the south of us, ABANDONED TOWN. Further south still, FORK IN THE STYX. A little bit south of the MYSTERY HOLES lies THE LIES OF GOD, a mountain formation. To our southwest, ASHEN PLANES. PASSING BRIDGE gives way across the STYX and straight to HALLOWEEN TOWER.
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No. 753431 ID: 3663d3

let us try the town first to get supplies for this dog finding expedition.
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No. 753432 ID: 398fe1

>>753424
Go TOWN
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No. 753436 ID: ee4c90
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753436

Squash exits the TOWERING FOREST, on their way to ABANDONED TOWN.

Once she reaches the edge of the forest, she encounters MARQUIS DECARABIA. He wears nothing, floating above the grass ominously.
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No. 753438 ID: 3663d3

what's his deal?
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No. 753439 ID: ee4c90
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753439

MARQUIS DECARABIA knows the virtues of all herbs and precious stones, and can change into all birds and sing and fly like them before the conjurer.

He's looking for HERBS and PRECIOUS STONES as we speak, but he hasn't seen any mortal this far down here, let alone a woman. It's a downright WEIRD MONSTER SAUSAGEFEST.
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No. 753440 ID: 398fe1

>>753436
Say hello. I wonder if there's anything he wants, in exchange for a boon?
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No. 753443 ID: 350a50

Ask if he has any herbs that will help you disguise your HUMAN SCENT from the LOST DOG, so that it DOES NOT EAT YOU.
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No. 753444 ID: 9f3729

>>753439
"Any reason you got your dick out dude?"
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No. 753445 ID: ee4c90
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753445

MARQUIS DECARABIA does indeed have what you wish! Though it won't help much. You wanna know what would though? Generally being devilish. Gluttony, Lust, Pride, that sorta shit. That would convince the dog you're not human. ...Also probably make you not human.

Clothes are fuckin' itchy. He can't understand how YOU wear them.

MARQUIS DECARABIA will give you his GROSS SMELLING HERBS for a single DENARIUS. You know. Those roman coins.
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No. 753447 ID: 91ee5f

>>753445
>Clothes are fuckin' itchy. He can't understand how YOU wear them.
Hey, do you have any idea how hard it was to find something to fit over Squash's gigantic ass? She went through the trouble to find it, so she's going to wear it, damnit!
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No. 753448 ID: 3abd97

>>753403
Freckles, or is that the grass you faceplanted in?

>>753445
Well, for what it's worth, you think it would probably itch to not have a head. To each their own.

Also clothes come with pockets! They're kind of hard to replace.

Has he, perchance, seen the dog recently? Or a pumpkin?
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No. 753453 ID: 350a50

Squash: Check inventory.
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No. 753454 ID: ee4c90
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753454

They're Freckles.

MARQUIS DECARABIA has seen neither. But there's a very large pumpkin shaped tower to the southwest of here.

Squash has a HUMAN SOUL, a MYSTERIOUS PILL, and an 10XL CONDOM.

The HUMAN SOUL might be hers. She's not sure.

The MYSTERIOUS PILL has a random effect, she thinks. She could end up Incredibly powerful! Or she could die. Or anything else, really!

the 10XL CONDOM could probably hold an entire person's worth of cum. Who knows what you'd do with that, though.
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No. 753456 ID: 350a50

Eat HUMAN SOUL.
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No. 753457 ID: 398fe1

>>753445
>Lust

Well you could fuck him. You got a condom and everything.
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No. 753460 ID: 3abd97

>>753457
Let's not. The other horrors we've encountered were a lot cuter, if we're really looking for that.

>pill
We should save that until we have the resources with which to crush it for snorting.

>what do
Bid the Marquis good day, and continue on towards town.
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No. 753462 ID: 398fe1

>>753460
Does NABERIUS even have a dick tho
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No. 753468 ID: 350a50

>>753460
This. We'll return once we find some cold, hard cash.
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No. 753469 ID: 3e3c26

Before we continue towards the town, ask DECARABIA if he knows of anyone who could provide HUMAN FLESH.

Also, rename DOG to WAFFLEDOG.
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No. 753470 ID: ee4c90
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753470

Squash bids MARQUIS DECARABIA adieu, heading off towards the town. Along they way, they decide to EAT THE SOUL.
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No. 753471 ID: ee4c90
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753471

Squash undergoes a HORRIBLE TRANSFORMATION as she loses her humanity
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No. 753472 ID: ee4c90
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753472

Squash is now an IMP.

Squash's rocking hips have DESTROYED her SLEEPING GOWN. She now has IMP PASTIES equipped.

NEW QUEST: GAIN CLOTHES.
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No. 753475 ID: 398fe1

>>753472
Well that wasn't so bad. Strange that eating a human soul results in losing humanity but I'm not complaining really. Being an IMP is pretty low-tier though. Maybe we can climb the demon ladder.

Head into the ABANDONED TOWN, we should be able to find some clothing in there.
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No. 753477 ID: 350a50

Everything considered, better than being eaten by a hellhound.
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No. 753478 ID: 3abd97

Oh gosh darn it. You can adjust to horns or a tail or even hippier hips, but losing your dress is just inconvenient. You've nothing to curtsy with anymore! You'll have to be carefully shaking hands with those claws too.

...did you lose your freckles? Not the freckles!

How did your soul taste, anyways?

Did you gain any imp powers that you can tell?
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No. 753479 ID: ee4c90
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753479

as an IMP, Squash has the powers of MINOR HYPNOTISM, FIRE IMMUNITY, and the ability to SWALLOW MORTALS WHOLE. She has pretty flawless skin and is a TIER 1 DEMON.

On the way to town, Squash is stopped by an incredibly tall fellow in FULL ARMOR.
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No. 753480 ID: 350a50

Greet the Knight (of Hell?).
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No. 753482 ID: 3abd97

>She has pretty flawless skin
The flaws were not a detriment. Maybe you can fix the unnecessary fixing later.

>>753480
Yup.
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No. 753484 ID: 91ee5f

>>753479
>the ability to SWALLOW MORTALS WHOLE.
Sounds like you've developed a huge appetite! So, are you hungry or are you good for now?
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No. 753485 ID: ee4c90
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753485

PRESIDENT AMY introduces themselves. He make men marvelous at astrology, Procures excellent familiars, and bequeaths treasures protected by spirits.

Also he's fucking RIPPED. So don't make fun of his name.

PRESIDENT AMY is curious what brings an IMP so far away from the LIES OF GOD.
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No. 753487 ID: 3abd97

>>753485
You're actually a former human, as it happens. You didn't travel from the LIES OF GOD, where I assume imps come from?

You're currently looking for a punpkin and a lost dog. And clothes. Have you seen either, PRESIDENT AMY?

>excellent familiars
Oh, that's neat! What kind?
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No. 753488 ID: 398fe1

>>753485
Ask how you might become a higher tier demon.
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No. 753489 ID: ee4c90
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753489

Squash is CONSTANTLY HUNGERING. after all, consuming SOULS is how one reaches higher TIERS of DAEMONHOOD.

PRESIDENT AMY has seen neither hide nor hair of a LOST DOG nor a PUMPKIN, though HALLOWEEN TOWER is bound to have one of the latter. Good luck getting in without some GRAND SOULS. The owner of the tower is a bit of a gourmand after all.

Clothes, however, are probably IN TOWN, at the tailors.
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No. 753491 ID: 398fe1

>>753489
Alright thanks, let's go get some.
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No. 753492 ID: 9f3729

>>753489
vomit up soul, regain humanity
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No. 753499 ID: 350a50

>>753492
Let's experiment with that once we have some privacy. We're only clothed by our IMP PASTIES, after all!
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No. 753500 ID: 9f3729

>>753499
Counterpoint, we're meeting people with entrails and their dicks out all over the place, I don't think modesty is a HUGE consideration here
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No. 753504 ID: ee4c90
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753504

The SOUL has already been digested. It can't be regained no matter how much you try...

Squash heads to the TAILOR's.

DUKE SALOS is here, with his CROCODILE. He's covered in SCENTED OILS and is apparently the TAILOR.
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No. 753505 ID: 350a50

Try not to get too distracted by that chiseled bod.

Ask if he has anything in your size.
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No. 753512 ID: ee4c90
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753512

He is DUKE SALOS. He is of a pacifist nature, and causes men to love women and women to love men.

Of course he has something in your size.
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No. 753513 ID: 213ff6

>>753504
Compliment scented oils. They're very...scenty.
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No. 753514 ID: ee4c90
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753514

But would it really be you? Why doesn't he let those VISITORS try to design something, hmm? He is impatient, however, so he will only allow them to design until THE SUN RISES AND LOWERS AGAIN.

Use this, as a base.
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No. 753516 ID: 18c950

>>753512
I notice some overlap with DUKE ZEPAR's line of work... the women loving men, part, at least. Ask if they're coworkers.
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No. 753517 ID: 91ee5f

Ask if you're allowed to pet his adorable CROCODILE. We shall give it belly rubs and tell it that it's been a good boy/girl!
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No. 753518 ID: 9f3729

>>753504
Well that's silly, why did we do that without thinking? Now we can't get into heaven and fuck hunky dudes for all eternity.

O well, we can still do that here on earth just not as long I guess.


Also, ask who's in charge of the gays, is that one guy or what?
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No. 753521 ID: 3abd97

So do all these powers over men and women still apply to you? I'm not clear if that means mortals or people / beings in general.

>>753514
Give us a formal jacket in thin pinstripes, over a tight skirt.

And undergarments, please, these pasties just don't cut it.

Plus a piece of ribbon or lace to tie in some manner of bow on our tail.
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No. 753522 ID: ee4c90
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753522

DUKE SALOS is pleased with your compliments. They keep his skin FRESH and GLISTENING.

He knows DUKE ZEPAR. He knows literally every demon you've met thus far.

This is definitely NOT EARTH. But it's not hell, either. all 72 of us were SEALED AWAY, and woke up HERE.

He has no idea who is in charge of making Men love Men and Women love Women, but it doesn't sound like that bad of a job. He'd still prefer to keep his, though.
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No. 753523 ID: 3abd97

>Squash is CONSTANTLY HUNGERING. after all, consuming SOULS is how one reaches higher TIERS of DAEMONHOOD.
In retrospect, it was awful nice of everyone you met not to devour you and/or your soul when you were still human, then. There can't be too many unclaimed souls wandering about.

>>753521
A question and clothing suggestion I would still support.
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No. 753530 ID: 18c950
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753530

>>753514
beware of bad mouse drawing
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No. 753532 ID: 91ee5f

I still want to pet his adorable CROCODILE and give it belly rubs and tell it that it's been a good boy/girl!
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No. 753535 ID: 71d443

72?

...I don't mean to pry but: are you all virgins?
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No. 753537 ID: ee4c90
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753537

DUKE SALOS is already among the highest rank of devils. One measly soul, while most likely a feast for you, is naught more than a sunflower seed for them.

It totally applies to himself and others as well. But he's not a creepy person that would use his mind roofies to get a date.

Please don't pet JERRY. They are a giant crocodile. You are about the size of a treat.

72 Virgins joke, huh. You. You really gonna make that Islamophobic ass joke. You really gonna make the '72 virgins when you die in heaven' joke here. when they are clearly the 72 Demons sealed away by Solomon. the Ars Goetia. You reaaaaaally gonna make that joke here. You disgust Salos.
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No. 753538 ID: d1eb65

I'll take note you didn't answer the question, and pry no further.
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No. 753545 ID: 71d443

>>753537
You said it, not me.
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No. 753548 ID: 91ee5f

>>753537
>Please don't pet JERRY. They are a giant crocodile. You are about the size of a treat.
Awwww..... :'-(

Maybe when we climb up the demon ranking ladder and become a giant, we can come back and pet JERRY without having to worry about being eaten.

That's how demon ranks work, right?
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No. 753551 ID: 71d443

>>753548
Probably. Those mannequins are huge, and he's even bigger!
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No. 753576 ID: 9f3729
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753576

This had zero effort put in but I tried my hardest to somehow make our garment even more lurid
feat. crotchless underwear and a form-hugging t-shirt

(I'll probably do a real one later)
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No. 753585 ID: 594c18
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753585

Bangles and shit. Also still sexy.
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No. 753595 ID: 350a50

>>753537
I apologize if the other VISITOR's joke was in poor taste, we have no filter.
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No. 753604 ID: 2a7417

>>753595
Go stick your head in a pig, you're not the Intrusive Thought Police.
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No. 753610 ID: 8d65de

Go ahead and listen you want like what you hear from us.
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No. 753611 ID: 8d65de

>>753610
won't
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No. 753613 ID: 3e182c
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753613

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No. 753614 ID: fd3aaf

>>753585
A vote towards this design because bangles. Anklets would be cool too but don't really work when one's legs taper to a point.
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No. 753628 ID: ee4c90
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753628

Don't worry. DUKE SALOS will be incorporating ALL the designs submitted, even if it's just in a small way. Everyone's contributions matter. Yes. Even the really terrible ones.

JERRY has moved slightly. For a crocodile this is an astounding achievement, really.
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No. 753631 ID: 3d2d5f

>>753628
Wave to Jerry and express appreciation for his effort.
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No. 753643 ID: 398fe1

Don't get eaten.
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No. 753646 ID: 350a50

Ask DUKE SALOS if he will require you to undergo a QUEST in return for CLOTHING.

You see, QUESTING is something of a specialty of us VISITORS.
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No. 753656 ID: 3e182c

>>753646
We can also Solve Puzzles, Argue incessantly, and sacrifice livestock poorly in MS paint.
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No. 753677 ID: ee4c90
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753677

JERRY does not respond to the wave. They aren't too good at making expressions.

DUKE SALOS is glad you lot catch on quick. Yes, he'll need payment for the dress he's about to make, which means collecting a QUALITY OF LIFE from the MYSTERY HOLES. They're like SOULS, but BETTER.

You should have LITTLE TO NO PROBLEM collecting it, unless you do something STUPID.
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No. 753679 ID: 3abd97

Well getting clothes is at the top of our priority list, so I guess we're off to the holes, then. See you soon, your Dukeship.
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No. 753702 ID: a7a25c

>>753677
fair enough, care to avoid some hilarious situation down the line by letting us know what kind of thing would be stupid?
keeping in mind how new to this we are.
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No. 753707 ID: 350a50

>>753702
We should probably not eat it.
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No. 753712 ID: 71d443

>>753707
Good point, we'll need to find a second one if we want to eat it.
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No. 753714 ID: 350a50

>>753712
At least we know what our Sin is. It explains those hips, too.
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No. 753729 ID: 398fe1

>>753677
Tell him you have very little experience being an Imp. What are the Mystery Holes like, and how does one go about collecting a Quality of Life?
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No. 753741 ID: 3663d3

so should we bring a bucket or..?
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No. 753745 ID: 340747

>>753741
we do have those condoms, they could work
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No. 753778 ID: ee4c90
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753778

Before heading out to the MYSTERY HOLES, Squash is all DOLLED UP. She has NO PANTS, some nice looking STOCKINGS AND A RING, a RIBBON around their tail, and her SWEATER is quite FRILLY. She also has PINSTRIPE UNDERGARMENTS.

She owes DUKE SALOS a QUALITY OF LIFE. don't dilly dally, now!
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No. 753780 ID: 3abd97

Curtsy, now that you can properly again, thank him, and off with you.
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No. 753785 ID: 91ee5f

>>753780
Do this then head off to the MYSTERY HOLES to retrieve a QUALITY OF LIFE for DUKE SALOS.
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No. 753925 ID: ee4c90
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753925

On the way to the MYSTERY HOLES, Squash encounters an odd looking PEACOCK.

"Any sugar to spare? Sugar for a poor poor peacock?" They inquire.

An odd request, from a peacock anyway.
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No. 753927 ID: c441c1

tis a male peacock ask for clarification on the type of "sugar" it means.
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No. 753930 ID: 398fe1

>>753925
What kind of sugar? Cane sugar? Maple sugar?
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No. 753931 ID: 3abd97

>>753925
Apologies, I'm not carrying any sugar. Perhaps I could return if I come across some?

Introduce yourself, see if the peacock reciprocates.
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No. 753933 ID: 350a50

We can sing a Def Leppard song about sugar if you want.
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No. 753936 ID: ee4c90
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753936

They introduce themselves as MARQUIS ANDREALPHUS, a peacock who who raises great noises and teaches cunning in astronomy, and when in human form also teaches geometry in a perfect manner. He can also turn any man into a bird.

And by sugar he means 'powdered substance derived from sugar cane.' He's making a cake and has run short.
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No. 753937 ID: 3663d3

apologize, you have no sugar as well. but we will keep an eye out and if we come across any he will be the first to know of it.
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No. 753938 ID: 350a50

>>753936
Not at the moment, but we travel enough we should find some eventually. We'll let you know if we do.
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No. 753939 ID: ee4c90
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753939

MARQUIS ANDREALPHUS is pleased! Sugar is, sadly, only found in the human world, and they've been banned from entering it ever since they turned Harold into a GOOSE.

But FUCK Harold, you know?

Anyway, if you're on your way to the HELL GATE you could go pick some up.
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No. 753941 ID: 398fe1

Ah, that's near the mystery holes. Alright, we can probably manage that yeah.
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No. 753942 ID: 3abd97

You actually have a prior engagement in the MYSTERY HOLES to pay back DUKE SALOS for your outfit. One's appearance is important, after all. But when you find yourself able to return to the human world, you'll see about picking up some sugar.

Hmmm. Are imps welcome in the human world? You were rather more human the last time you were there.

Where is the hell gate located?
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No. 753943 ID: 350a50

>>753942
>Are imps welcome in the human world?
If it's Halloween, will anyone really know?
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No. 753946 ID: 91ee5f

>>753943
That's a 1 in 365 chance or 1 in 366 chance of it being the correct day in the human world. Those are terrible odds.
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No. 753948 ID: ee4c90
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753948

Time seems to move at an accelerated pace in this realm, at least for Squash, anyway. As far as she can tell, It's currently the 19th of October.

Imps are probably only allowed on earth in certain, very lewd circles. The types of people to summon succubi and such. Eugh.
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No. 753949 ID: 91ee5f

>>753948
>It's currently the 19th of October.
That's actually good enough! Some humans like to dress up in their costumes early, but only in the month of October. So as long as it's October, humans will think you're one of those people that dress up early and they shouldn't bother you.
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No. 753950 ID: 3abd97

>>753948
How unpleasant.

As you're in no rush to play second string succubus to a bunch of rude people, we'll have to endeavor to find some manner of loophole.
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No. 753970 ID: 37f049

Just wait for a summons from an inexperienced summoner and force him into a Faustian bargain. Maybe put together a shopping list?
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No. 753972 ID: 350a50

>>753970
Nothing says good demonic deal like "all I want is for you to do my shopping" accompanied by a completely normal grocery list of milk, sugar, and human flesh.
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No. 753988 ID: 3663d3

what if someone does a generic summon? a kind that all demons can ignore from how weak it is, but instead you jump into it and head up.
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No. 753989 ID: ea2bfa

Hey, unrelated question, do you ever get in fights with AMDUSIAS about that whole "making noise" nonsense? I feel like that's the sort of thing there'd be fights over with demons.
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