>>847130
Oh, never mind then.

>>847100
"Get back in the tub, buddy. I don't know much about necromancer hierarchy, but if it meant anything to my lady, then I'm sure she would have let me know."

Make a note to ask Konda about it later. She might not care, but you'll need to be able to represent her in ways her superiors would expect.

>>847130
Other one is Jo Konda. Probably a demon, as Hira was identified as a half demon.

Calm yourself, sir. In the baths, all are equal.

>>847100
"If I wished to be treated in such a way, then I would have said as much."

Please good sir, compose yourself. If I were offended, I would have made it known.

Your respect for my mistress is appreciated, but you need not debase yourself.

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"PLEASE, COMPOSE YOURSELF, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS KIND OF REACTIONS. I AM AN UNDEAD JUST LIKE YOU ARE"

Skeleton: "bha sher ju are"

"HOLD ON. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU WELL WITHOUT THIS"

I PICK UP HIS JAW

Skeleton: "Thank you kindly, mylord. As i was saying i am truly sorry f-for being so forward and treating you so friendly"

"LIKE I SAID. THERE IS REALLY NO NEED TO TREAT ME DIFFERENTLY. PLEASE RELAX."

Skeleton: "H-how humble! Truly i have much to learn still!"

Update 2/3 Gnuk 2017/12/29(Fri)12:37 No. 854505 ID: 4d2eb0
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"I SHOULD BE THE ONE SAYING THAT. I JUST RECENTLY TURNED SO I STILL DON'T KNOW MUCH. FOR EXAMPLE, I WASN'T EXPECTING MY MISTRESS TO INCITE SUCH REACTIONS."

Skeleton: "Really? You weren't aware of Konda's fame?"

"I WAS AWARE OF HER POWER AS A SORCERESS. WHICH IS WHY I WAS SEARCHING FOR HER IN THESE LANDS. BUT I WAS NOT AWARE SHE WAS REALLY FAMOUS. SHE SEEMS RATHER... "

"..."

"...RECLUSIVE?"

Skeleton: "She's a really renowned personality in the necromancy circles! So many students have learnt the basic of necromancy through her books! My lady too! She'd be so excited to know one of her death knights is here! O-oh sorry i'm getting too excited again"

"NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. HOW IS YOUR MISTRESS? LADY SPECTACLES?"

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Skeleton: "She's still studying, but i am sure she'll master the whole art soon. I'm the first sentient undead she has ever raised. Well.. i think i might also be the first she managed to raise too, not many people reach her place. I was looking for an artifact for my liege when i fell down the mountain and split my head."

Skeleton: "Then, all i remember was waking up and see her smiling and then crying. And i've been following her ever since. I have a lot of respect for her, even if sometimes i'd wish she could be more assertive and less afraid of everything."

HE LOWERS HIMSELF IN THE BATHTUB

Skeleton: "She doesn't socialize much. I kind of convinced her to go here alongside her sisters so that she could meet more people outside her family and me..."

IS... IS THIS SOMETHING COMMON FOR NECROMANCERS? BEING REALLY BAD AT SOCIALIZING MAKES YOU CAST BETTER OR SOMETHING?

Skeleton: "Oh-uhm. Please don't consider too much what i said last... She's a fine mistress and a good necromancer!"

Tell him that you'll set up a meeting between Lady Konda and Lady Spectacles.

Also, ask him who was his liege.

>>854507

Really? Raising a sentient undead as her first ever sounds like rather something of an accomplishment!

If you don't mind me asking, what is Lady Spectacles' role at this council? Or is her sister perhaps the diplomat?

>>854507
She did a fine job.

>>854507
"I don't doubt that. Raising sentient undead on a first attempt is quite impressive!
However, it is our duty to help our mistresses in ways that they can not help themselves.

For example, it may do your mistress good to meet with Lady Konda, and Lady Konda would be well served by meeting someone who appreciates her work.

I am beginning to suspect that necromancy is favored by the sort of people who are not quite comfortable among the living. They do seem to be introverted, and quickly tire from interacting with others."

>>854507
>IS THIS SOMETHING COMMON FOR NECROMANCERS? BEING REALLY BAD AT SOCIALIZING MAKES YOU CAST BETTER OR SOMETHING?

Maybe it's the other way around. Being bad at socializing drives magicians toward necromantic arts to create friends that can't abandon them or something?

If it's not rude to ask, pry a bit about the artifact and circumstances of his skull-cracking. He seems to be the babbling sort and you might learn more about necromancers in general.

Lady Spectacles sounds like she'd make a good friend for Lady Konda.

Ask if they'd like to meet sometime?

>I kind of convinced her to go here alongside her sisters so that she could meet more people outside her family and me...
A fine plan! I've met many interesting people in my short time here.

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"I HAVE NO DOUBT, I'M SURE RAISING A SENTIENT UNDEAD IT'S NOT A TASK FOR A NOVICE NECROMANCER!"

Skeleton: "Aye."

"AND YOU ALSO HAD A GOOD IDEA ON FORCING HER HAND TO COME HERE. I HAVE BARELY ARRIVED AND I HAVE ALREADY MET A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE."

Skeleton: "Aye! Hopefully forcing her a bit of social life might help crack her shell a little."

"INDEED. ON THAT REGARD MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO BE INTRODUCED TO LADY KONDA HERSELF? I'M SURE THEY BOTH MIGHT ENJOY THE COMPANY OF SOMEONE IN THE SAME ART"

Skeleton: "Ay... Hold on. Is lady Konda here?"

Update 2/4 Gnuk 2018/02/21(Wed)12:00 No. 869245 ID: bedbd5
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"UH? OF COURSE. WE ARRIVED TOGETHER JUST FEW"

Skeleton:" I'LLLETMYMISTRESSKNOWIMMEDIATELYTHANKYOUFORTHEOPPORTUNITYKINDSIRIPROMISEYOUWILLNOTREGRETIT"

Update 3/4 Gnuk 2018/02/21(Wed)12:01 No. 869246 ID: bedbd5
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HE RUSHES OUT OF HIS COFFIN AND OUT OF THE BATHS, SPLASHING EVERYWHERE

Scrubber Kobold: "S-sir please don't run! it's sli-AH!"

Update 4/4 Gnuk 2018/02/21(Wed)12:06 No. 869247 ID: bedbd5
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Scrubber Kobold: "S-S-SORRY SIR!!!"

>>869247
"cute" pick up kobold and place outside of tub

"NO WORRY AT ALL."
Then lift her out of the tub and onto the platform she was on.

”NO PROBLEM AT ALL, IF YOU NEED TO GO CHANGE INTO MORE CLEANER GARMENTS I CAN SCRUB MYSELF.”

Don't get a boner.

...

Totally get a boner. A problem indeed. And then the question would be if she wouldn't mind to.. take care of it?

People fall for me all the time. It happens. Don't worry about it.

Ask if she is alright and give her a hand.

>>869286
This one.

pretty sure that this kobold is a dude, but definitely
>>869286
say this regardless, its gold

>>869247
Lift her out of the tub courteously. She is cute.

>>869247
QUIET ALRIGHT, IT CLEARLY WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

CAN I HELP YOU UP?

>>869285

>>869286
Say this, it's comedic and will break up the awkwardness.

...scratch her behind horns while you contemplate your next move/plans for the day.

also her eyes are like galaxies up close

>>869247
Whatever you do, DON'T. EXPAND. DONG.

>>870071
>Whatever you do, DON'T. EXPAND. DONG.

Update 1/4 Gnuk 2018/02/28(Wed)13:22 No. 870723 ID: 917046
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"NO NEED TO WORRY! PEOPLE FELL FOR ME ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS ALIVE. YOU GET USED TO IT!"

Scrubber Kobold: "Hahahah!"

WELL, THAT DEFUSED THE SITUATION A LITTLE.

"PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THE TUB SO YOU WON'T GET DRENCHED"

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Scrubber Kobold: "thank you, sir! That's really kind of you!"

SHE WEIGHTS PRETTY MUCH NOTHING. IT FEELS LIKE I'M LIFTING A CAT.

Scrubber Kobold: "Oh! Wait sir. My brush fell in. Let me grab it"

UH!!!

Update 3/4 Gnuk 2018/02/28(Wed)13:26 No. 870727 ID: 917046
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"I DON'T THINK... THAT WAS THE BRUSH YOU GRABBED..."

Scrubber Kobold: "What do you mean sir?"

Scrubber Kobold: "Oh..."

Scrubber Kobold: "OH!"

"YOU THINK... YOU COULD LET GO? SO THAT I CAN PUT YOU DOWN?"

Scrubber Kobold: "OHYESO-OFCOURSESIRSORRY"

Update 4/4 Gnuk 2018/02/28(Wed)13:27 No. 870728 ID: 917046
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WELL, THAT TURNED AWKWARD AGAIN RATHER QUICKLY...

>>870728
give her the brush

It would appear you have found out how to make kobolds red-scaled.

Hand her the brush...

Suggest she take a five minute break

Tell her that, despite the awkward situation, she has quite a nimble tail and that she should be proud of her talents.

Laugh it off and hand over the brush. It wasn't a big deal so just give her time to calm down.

>>870728
"Do you need assistance? I would hate for you to be... Distracted if my mistress calls for your service."

Incidently, that also happens a lot...

>>870728
Give her back the brush, continue feeling grateful that you are wearing a visored helm underneath a mask so that none may know how embarrassed you are for this adorable miniature dragon's dignity.

>>870728
"SO... RIGOR MORTISE, AM I RIGHT?"

Playfully ask if they did that on purpose as you hand them the brush.

>>870728
Headpats will only make the situation better

DELIVER
ＨＥＡＤ ＰＡＴＳ

Give Brush.
Give Headpats.
Don't Give her any Ideas. Fail.

This together with what Golem butler has most likely reported to her is going to make the Kobold Empress even more interested in us.

>>870728
Thank the nice kobold for their service and apologize for the unfortunate mishap.

What is it with kobolds grabbing our dick with their tail?

>>870728
Well, fix it then, dummy!

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"HERE, I GOT IT FOR YOU"

Scrubber Kobold: "Mh? Oh!"

MMH WHAT DID MY BROTHER'S NOTES SAID ABOUT KOBOLDS?

AS DIPLOMACY GOES, WHEN FACING KOBOLDS, A FIRST-HAND APPROACH MIGHT BE NEEDED. WHILE THEIR BODIES MIGHT RESEMBLES HUMANS IN SHAPE, THEIR INSTICTS ARE TIED TO MORE ANIMALISTIC SIDES. THEREFORE, APPLYING YOUR OPEN PALM ON THEIR HEADS WITH REDUCED FORCE REPEATEDLY COULD RENDER THEM MORE APPROCHABLE FOR FUTURE ENCOUNTERS

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"DO NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, IT HAS NOT BEEN THE FIRST TIME. YOU ARE DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB, BUT IF YOU NEED ANY ASSISTANCE IN ANYTHING PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TELL ME. I WILL TRY MY BEST TO HELP OUT IN ANY WAY YOU NEED."

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Scrubber Kobold: "OH!UH!T-THANKSFORGETTINGTHEBRUSHSIRTHATWASREALLYNICEOFYOU"

Scrubber Kobold: "D-DOYOUWISHTOCONTINUETHETREATMENTORWOULDYOULIKETOTRYTHERESTOFTHETREATMENTS"

"UHM PLEASE SLOW DOWN I CAN'T FOLLOW WELL"

Scrubber Kobold: "Y-YES. SORRY. W-would you like to soak more in the coffins or w-would you like to try our massages? O-or the sauna? s-sir?"

let's try the sauna.

A Massage sounds good.

A massage would not be bad at all, gotta keep those muscles loose and ready for a fight!

Would a massage for the undead include massage oil that could be harmful to the living? Our mistress brought us back as lifelike as possible, with fake heartbeat, breathing and bodyheat. Wouldn't want to disturb her experiment.

Probably not. The type of oils used are pretty universal and most undead. (All that CAN get a massage) Are still composed of biological matter after all. Though I suppose certain types like Zombiea might take a formaldehyde bath after :P

Massage. Most certainly.

>>874936
Yes, I think perhaps I would like to try a massage, thank you.

Ideas given.
Go for body massage.

Suggestion 2018/03/23(Fri)02:48 No. 875115 ID: 555f33

A massage sounds nice.

>>874936
Your dying muscles could use a rub!

massage!

massage! I hope its some kind of multi arm deal.

We should ask this adorable little kobold if she does the massages too. She is just so damn cute when she is flustered!

First of all, we should ask her for her name.

And then I'd vote for a massage. Preferably one done by her.

>>874936
Well, she originally said:

>>845703
> Peppy Kobold: "Lady Konda? Mh! Yes! She came alongside Lady Skullkini! They are currently enjoying a set of relaxing massages. Unfortunately there is no slots available for that room at this right moment! BUT! Their treatment will then shift to the hot springs and then to the pedicure and foot reflexology parlor! You can take another treatment and then i can sign you up for the hot baths too!"

So, check with her about how long you might have until meeting up with Lady Konda in the hot baths, and then ask her if she could provide you with a massage until then, personally. And then, since she's already served you so well and since a massage is hard work (and might not normally be something she provides), ask her if she'd be willing to join you in the hot baths afterward for a relaxing soak. In fact, insist on it, that she get a break after all the wonderful service she's provided.

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"WELL THEN... UH. I HAVE JUST REALIZED I NEVER ASKED YOUR NAME. MY APOLOGIES."

Scrubber Kobold: "Uh? My name?"

"YES"

Scrubber Kobold: "I-it's Niwiss'Liss'Ik'Wijuju'Utshu'Ykk'ra'ewa."

"THAT'S... QUITE A MOUTHFUL..."

"ANYWAY! NIWISS'LI..."

Scrubber Kobold: "Niwiss'Liss'Ik'Wijuju'Utshu'Ykk'ra'ewa. But please feel free to call me Scrubber number 3 if you prefer, sir."

"WILL YOU BE THE ONE ADMINISTERING THE MASSAGE?"

Scrubber Kobold: "W-WHAT?! N-no sir! I'm... i'm just a humble scrubber. The massages will be done by our specialist."

"I SEE! WHERE DO I GO THEN?"

Scrubber Kobold: "That's a mouthful"

"MH?"

Scrubber Kobold: "OUT OF HERE, GO ON THE RIGHT. Th-third door. I'll grab your bathrobe s-s-sir"

"YES! THANK YOU!"

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THIS SHOULD BE THE PLACE. I THINK? THERE IS NO ONE AROUND

"HELLO?"

???: "OH! YES? Hello! Welcome are you here for the massages?"

OH A VOICE FROM BEYOND THE CURTAINS. AT LEAST SOMEONE IS HERE.

"YES. IS THIS THE RIGHT ROOM?"

???: "Indeed! I'll be with you in a second, sir."

???: "Please make yourself comfortable while i prepare the oils"

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"UUHM... SURE... WHERE THOUGH? I DON'T SEE A BED TO LIE ON"

???: "I don't have any use for them, sir. My massages tend to be..."

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???: "thorough

>>881265
QUICK TRUST FALL EXERCISE!

>>881265
Shed your cloth and embrace what's about to happen.

>>881267

Ah, you see! It's the masseuse itself that will be acting as the bed! How... quaint!

>>881265

Well, for some inexplicable reason surely related to sorceries beyond your meager understanding, your muscles do happen to be in sudden need of a good untensing.

Tell them that you made a mistake. Actually you really feel like visiting sauna right now.

Well. This promises to get wierd.

Close your eyes and don't open them til it's over.

>>881265
"...BE GENTLE."

We might want to skip this. They could damage our undead mask and the ruse would be ruined.

>>881265
"Ah, you look quite capable. Keep away from my head and neck, please; the magic is quite fragile.
I admit, I've never encountered one such as you before. Care to tell me about yourself?"

>>875446
>>881265
Jackpot

This just got weird... Alright then... I suppose an eldritch entity would know best. Let’s do this.

"Ah. Not too thorough, please, I do need to be available to my mistress as soon as she's done with her own treatments."

>>881265
Ah, excellent, a thorough massage sounds much better than the alternative.

>>881265
RUN AWAY

>>881265
"ALRIGHT." I'm sure nothing untoward will happen. After all, if they were to try anything their giant exposed eye would be right there!

k what do we do with our bathrobe?

By thorough surely they mean entirely external and completely professional, right?

>>881265
Better hope they're gentle. Your bones aren't getting any more limber!

>>881265
"While your dedication is admirable, I am not interested in a full-body massage at this time, uh...I'm sorry, I am uncertain how to address you."

>>881265
We can consider this as endurance training. Surely, our Knightly physique can handle this.

keep your disguise on!