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721530 No. 721530 ID: 607f91

slime so sad
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No. 721537 ID: 607f91
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721537

slime has crawled into the URL bar. from here he can access the entire internet.
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No. 721538 ID: 607f91
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721538

slime briefly ponders the appeal of this trite.
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No. 721539 ID: 607f91
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721539

slime finds only temporary release in depraved fetish roleplay. she does bust a fat slime, though.
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No. 721541 ID: 607f91
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721541

slime has discovered a receptacle of knowledge. slime will learn. she will become a slime scholar. what should slime study.
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No. 721542 ID: 06c8e2

>>721541
Hit a random article!
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No. 721544 ID: 607f91
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721544

>>721542

woah. this looks boring.
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No. 721547 ID: 433720

Learn about Phimosis!
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No. 721556 ID: 952f07

Maybe you're sad due to a bad diet. Look up slime care.
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No. 721580 ID: a075ba

>>721544
The very first sentence of that article isn't grammatically correct.

Punish poorly written and boring article by vandalizing it.
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No. 721583 ID: c86083

Wait a minute... slime is an Ai... isn't he?
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No. 721591 ID: 15a025

Dance all over the place.
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No. 721592 ID: f613ad

ANIME CHAT

http://anime-chat.io.ua/
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No. 721732 ID: e4e535
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721732

>>721556

this is straight-up offensive. slime is not a pet. slime is their own slime.
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No. 721735 ID: e4e535
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721735

>>721591
>>721580

Slime decides to dance a little. Slime grooves hard, but slime accidentally gets slime all over the page. Slime decides to make a break for it before slime gets banned. To another page.
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No. 721737 ID: e4e535
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721737

>>721547

slime doesn't think slime wants to learn about this.
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No. 721742 ID: e4e535
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721742

>>721583

slime learns what an AI is. slime does not think that they are an artificial lifeform, unless they are perhaps an artificial intelligence built so advanced as to simulate all biological functions, to the point slime doesn't even know slime is an AI.

this concept troubles slime greatly.
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No. 721745 ID: e4e535
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721745

>>721592

slime attempts to discover the intricacies of "anime", but he is refused entry to the discussion. perhaps they are prejudiced against slimes.

slime will never be able to chat about this so-called "anime".
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No. 722318 ID: 84f649
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722318

slime feels the crushing pressure of the realization that slime is truly, truly alone
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No. 722320 ID: a075ba

>>722318
Search for hugs and comfort.
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No. 722326 ID: 84f649
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722326

>>722320

slime wonders where one can possibly find love in this cold, digital world. can one really make a connection with someone on a true, personal level without seeing them face-to-face? how can slime hope to know love as simply a two dimensional aspect of the internet?
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No. 722338 ID: 15a025

Slime should split into two so they have a slime friend to chill with.
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No. 722339 ID: a075ba

>>722326
Hey, look, there's UnSe! That's all about hugs, right, surely you won't be scared or weirded out if you go there for attention.
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No. 722359 ID: 64534d
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722359

>>722339

there's a lot of words here Slime doesn't take the time to read.

slime tries with all his might, but slime simply cannot penetrate the tough exterior of this universe. oh, well, slime supposes. it would be rude to barge into someone else's story arc.
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No. 722362 ID: 64534d
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722362

>>722338

a slime companion might be nice, but slime cannot reproduce asexually via mitosis. slime would require a slime partner of the opposite sex to produce a slime offspring, or offslime.
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No. 722366 ID: 5ad4a7

Google search pictures of female slimes. ...or whatever opposite gender.
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No. 722372 ID: a075ba

>>722362
Create a quest about a female slime, and wait for her to escape her prison, as you did.
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No. 722377 ID: e3633a
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722377

>>722372

little known slime fact: slimes are incapable of reading captchas

>>722366

slime's sex can only be defined by the suggestions that slime is pure victim of
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No. 722409 ID: 3e182c

So this slime is all 16 Genders?
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No. 722482 ID: b8ceae

>>722377
We can read them for the slime. That captcha is: lucosg
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No. 722811 ID: 15a025

Slime should go look up how to make tasty snacks.
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No. 724848 ID: cdd954
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724848

slime just wants a reason to go on. was slime truly created for no reason, a meaningless combination of circumstances? why is he burdened with self-awareness if there is no point to his existence? what's the point of it all?
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No. 724849 ID: 398fe1

>>724848
To amuse us!
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No. 724851 ID: cdd954
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724851

>>724849

slime thinks that sounds sadistic but slime cannot complain.

slime watches himself be drawn. the very nature of it all troubles him greatly.
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No. 724852 ID: cdd954
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724852

slime witnesses the beauty of nature.
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No. 724853 ID: cdd954
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724853

slime witnesses the beauty of the world.
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No. 724855 ID: cdd954
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724855

slime witnesses the beauty of art. slime is stunned by the magnitude of it all, but slime feels inadequate. he looks at his jagged lines and his crude, inconsistent shape. slime is ugly.
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No. 724856 ID: 93e896

You're a slime, just blob yourself into a more perfect shape.
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No. 724857 ID: 398fe1

Form a perfect sphere.
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No. 724858 ID: f778c1
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724858

>>724856
>>724857

somehow, slime only feels cruder
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No. 724859 ID: 398fe1

>>724858
What if... half-sphere?
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No. 724860 ID: 93e896

No, you're beautiful. Try other platonic solids.
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No. 724861 ID: f778c1
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724861

>>724859

is this what those body image PSAs are talking about
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No. 724862 ID: 398fe1

>>724861
Well I mean I would've done it the other way around...

Have you considered shading?
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No. 724863 ID: f778c1
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724863

>>724862

slime creates a lightsource for herself and attempts to create shade.

is this it. is slime doing it papa.
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No. 724864 ID: 398fe1

>>724863
Just use one darker shade of green and fill out the shaded area with it.
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No. 724867 ID: 93e896

Getting there, try looking like one of those jelly molds.
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No. 724909 ID: a075ba

>>724863
Have you considered a goo-person morph.
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No. 724962 ID: cdd954
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724962

slime creates a desolate room for himself. she's beginning to get the hang of this, maybe, they think.
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No. 724967 ID: cdd954
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724967

slime makes a door that leads to an outside world. what kind of world exists out there, slime wonders?
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No. 724970 ID: 398fe1

>>724962
Looking good!

>>724967
A world filled with other slimes! A slimelization.
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