Madildo 2016/02/29(Mon)04:40 No. 706231 ID: 6cd30d
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Butcher: "There she goes. Still lively and-"
Jack: "ENHANCE!"
Butcher: "Ok, pal. There is no reason to yel-"
Jack: "ENHANCE!!"

Madildo 2016/02/29(Mon)04:40 No. 706232 ID: 6cd30d
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It would seem that it was dog's initiative to go into a dark alley.

Madildo 2016/02/29(Mon)04:41 No. 706233 ID: 6cd30d
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So the butcher is the only person to go near the alley after the victim.

Madildo 2016/02/29(Mon)04:41 No. 706234 ID: 6cd30d
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He DID call 911 immediately. Looks like there is a murderous piece of fur walking the streets of my city. Should I inform patrols about that or keep quite until I know for sure?

So there is no sign of the dog leaving the alley? We should check that ladder more closely since it would be the dogs only egress from the crime scene. Let's be a little more certain of the situation before we alert the boys.

Check earlier footage, before the murder. Make sure there's no one who enters the alley and never leaves.

The murderer could have staked out the alley, lured the dog into dragging his master over with meat or a treat, killed her, and then escaped up the ladder.

Whatever the dog did, you need to capture them soon for evidence. Request all nearby patrols to keep a lookout for the dog for the next 24 hours, it might not have gone far.

Madildo 2016/02/29(Mon)10:33 No. 706267 ID: 6cd30d
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>Check earlier footage, before the murder. Make sure there's no one who enters the alley and never leaves.
A few men and women entered the alley, but every single one of them left. Noone really caught my eye. And I know a criminal scum when I see one.

>Request all nearby patrols to keep a lookout for the dog for the next 24 hours, it might not have gone far.
Jack: "Attention all units, a dog near 34 Evershady Street went missing. Keep an eye out for it".
Radio: "Can you give dog's description?"
Jack: "Described as little satan. Appears to be a chihuahua".
Radio: "Roger, could you pass the ketc-"
Radio: "Do you guys want to get fired?"
Radio: "Sorry about that".
Radio: "We'll keep an eye out for a dog".

>We should check that ladder more closely since it would be the dogs only egress from the crime scene.
Nothing new on the ladder. If the dog did not use the ladder, nor just walked out the alley, the only way out would be the fence. But could a little dog climb a fence this high? I'd say that the murderer is a chihuahua that can fly. Last time I saw a flying dog, I lost my partner.

Well I guess it's a good thing you never got a new partner to lose then. What's on the other side of the fence. We should probably start considering motive just to have some guesses. Why would a flying chihuahua turn on its owner after two weeks and why would it steal the wallet? Do people commonly sell things to dogs?

>>706267
Climb the ladder, see what there is to see.

Go up the ladder.

Madildo 2016/03/13(Sun)07:17 No. 708824 ID: 647d25
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Felt like if I was climbing that ladder for all eternity.
The door doesn't look good. Might be a burglar. Guess, I have to investigate it.

Madildo 2016/03/13(Sun)07:18 No. 708825 ID: 647d25
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It's dark. The atmosphere doesn't feel very welcomi- HOLY MOTHER OF TOMATOES

>>708826

Might want to radio in for backup, buddy.

>>708826
You found a suspect covered in blood, surrounded by bodies.

Weapon up, now. If he does anything other than immediately surrender to custody, start shooting.

And use your other hand to grab your radio and call for backup now.

Aim your weapon SLOWLY in one hand and call for backup with the other. You'll want a S.W.A.T. team or even some Elite Mercenary Troops on police payroll to take this guy out.

Also, I think he's not the ONLY one here...

STAND STILL.

He can't see you if you don't move.

Tell him to FREEZE.

Madildo 2016/03/14(Mon)02:04 No. 709109 ID: c49338
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Jack: "All units, requesting back-up at 34 Evershady. NOW!"

Madildo 2016/03/14(Mon)02:04 No. 709110 ID: c49338
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a)shoot
b)shoot and tell him to freeze
c)not shoot and tell him to freeze
d)not shoot

>>709110
c, then a, as per police protocol.

B!

>>709115
Yup.

>>709110

The dog's taken on a humanoid gait and is calmly walking towards someone with a gun pointed at them. It is covered in blood and gore and there's plenty of evidence that it is hellishly strong and quite fast.

Going to go out on a limb and say it's time to start shooting.

oh no it's the chihuahua

Sit! Stay!

...Bad Dog! *Bang bang bang!*

Madildo 2016/03/15(Tue)07:37 No. 709438 ID: 1794bb
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Jack: "Freeze! *BANG* Or I'll *BANG* shoot!" *BANG*

Madildo 2016/03/15(Tue)07:37 No. 709439 ID: 1794bb
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People say that before death, life flashes before your eyes.

Madildo 2016/03/15(Tue)07:37 No. 709440 ID: 1794bb
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Yes, I think I see... I see...

Madildo 2016/03/15(Tue)07:38 No. 709441 ID: 1794bb
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A F***ING DOG EATING MY ARM

>>709441
Hey, think of it this way: we now have ripe opportunity for a dope-ass robot arm. Let this motivate you to kick his dog asshole.
Or uh, I guess punch it for now at least

You still holding onto the gun? Yes, then shoot. No? PUNCH LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW!

Put that thing's head in a door jamb and go to town

>>709441

If you have the gun, AIM AT DOG (press gun to dog head for maximum aiming optional), then shoot its brains out.

No gun; use ADRENALINE-FUELED MORTAL FEAR to roll away, run for the exit and roof ladder and, knowing that descent with 1x arm is a suboptimal move, jump for the dumpster, which will hopefully cushion your fall as it is open and full of domestic garbage.

>>709460
This,do this

Madildo 2016/03/15(Tue)11:23 No. 709470 ID: 1794bb
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Jack: "This body is no for sale, asshole!" *BANG*

Madildo 2016/03/15(Tue)11:23 No. 709473 ID: 1794bb
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Hello darkness, my old friend...

This must be the work of an enemy stand!

If only the protagonist were John B Joe. JoDo kindof works though...

>>709473
SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION

Madildo 2016/03/17(Thu)09:03 No. 709878 ID: 1794bb
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Doctor: "How many fingers do you see?"

Five because I'm missing a hand.

Madildo 2016/03/17(Thu)09:50 No. 709885 ID: 1794bb
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Jack: "Five because I'm missing a hand".
Doctor: "Looks like you have not lost your sense of humor. That's good. So, how are you feeling?"
Jack: "Like a pirate".
Doctor: "Very good, considering that you had been in a coma for 2 weeks... And about the pirate thing. Your left hand was replaced with the finest piece of augmentation technology".

...Look at your hand

Ask if your augmented limb can disable a suspect who is able to catch bullets at point blank.

Madildo 2016/03/17(Thu)10:56 No. 709894 ID: 1794bb
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>Ask if your augmented limb can disable a suspect who is able to catch bullets at point blank.
I have serious doubts about that

Doctor: "It will grow with time, just don't forget to water it at least once a week".

>>709894
2 weeks huh? Ask if the dog's killed anyone else.

>>709894
...I feel like I should have sprung for something better than a bargain basement health plan, now.

Do you know if my colleagues managed to close the case while I was out? Is the suspect still at large?