CF 2009/12/08(Tue)04:15 No. 88178 ID: bc2956
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>>86623
>>86624
Were it so easy.

You fucking play extreme solitaire right now.

You must win at Extreme Solitaire!

CF 2009/12/08(Tue)04:56 No. 88182 ID: bc2956
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>>88179
>>88180
You boot up Extreme Solitare.
Four of your cards are on fire.

>>88182
Seven on burning eight, burning six on extinguished eight and seven, burning five on blazing eight seven and six.

Mess around with the OS until you stumble across video files with dates (which aren't porn).

Click Smiley to turn on Hypermode.

>>88178
Get back to the command line interface after your fun and type...

>Format C

If it gives a prompt subsequent, tell it to go ahead.

Boot up that eye thing

CF 2009/12/08(Tue)18:30 No. 88658 ID: bc2956
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>>88187
That's the deck!
>>88213
That would appear to be the program running in the background.
>>88186
It would appear this interface was specifically designed for hotel security, with some games to alleviate boredom.
>>88184
You put the 6 on the 7, but the other cards refuse to work. They must be of different suits, though it's hard to tell - Extreme Solitare™ omits the suits for CHALLENGE POTENTIAL™. Part of its charm!

An additonal four of your cards are on fire. The first four are burning.

>>88658
Put the 10 on the J.

>>88658
If you can open up that text file there in another window, see what's in it.

Suggestion 2010/01/12(Tue)22:33 No. 110021 ID: e45568
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Soon!?

animated CF 2010/01/16(Sat)19:18 No. 112054 ID: e45568
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Man, fuck this game.

Wait, the Windows Hotel Monitor 95 has a WHM95.exe inside it? That's suspiciously recursive.

Click on it anyway.

>>112055
red teeeeext

>animated

Or just punch all the hard drives.

Looks like we WIN, now doesn't it?

Suggestion 2010/01/17(Sun)04:32 No. 112940 ID: e45568
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>>112242
Yes! You do win, because you're A WINNER and that's what WINNERS do. They WIN.
Now, you should probably make your way out of this place before the security return. You'll want to do it as inconspicuously as possible.

>>112940
Go open that IN CASE OF FIRE cabinet behind you, because you are ON fire, you winner you.

CF 2010/01/17(Sun)05:09 No. 112944 ID: e45568
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>>112943
That's the sort of logic you like.
Inside the cabinet you find an AXE, a FIRE HELMET, a FIRE EXTINGUISHER and NOVELTY GLASSES.

>>112944
Store the NOVELTY GLASSES in your pocket, wear the FIRE HELMET on top of your KICKASS RACING HELMET, and use the FIRE AXE to open the FIRE EXTINGUISHER. There is no possible way this plan will not either A) Be full of WINNING or B) Do something AWESOME.

Or we could just don the Novelty Glasses. It's a perfect disguise, after all.

>>112944
Put on the glasses, wear the fire helmet on your crotch-bulge, stab the terminal with the extinguisher, get into fortress, and throw axe at extinguisher.

Take the axe, the extinguisher, and the glasses. we have already got the best helmet ever

Suggestion 2010/01/17(Sun)18:40 No. 113534 ID: e45568
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>>112948
You don the helmet.

CF 2010/01/17(Sun)18:41 No. 113535 ID: e45568
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>>112977
>>112997
You don the glasses. Lookin' goooood! Not AS good as you usually do, but you know you can't improve PERFECTION.

CF 2010/01/17(Sun)18:41 No. 113537 ID: e45568
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>>113006
With Axe and Extinguisher in tow, you're ready to leave this dungeon. So long, fort!

Kick that door in and burst through in an ACTION POSE

CF 2010/01/18(Mon)00:08 No. 113826 ID: e45568
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>>113541
AWW YEAH
THE AXEMAN COMETH
YOU WANNA AXE ME A QUEST--

CF 2010/01/18(Mon)00:09 No. 113828 ID: e45568
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--ion?
Outside of the room a crowd of hotel goers and some staff appear to have gathered, probably drawn by that whole explosion nonsense.

BEST THINK FAST

DANCE A SOFTSHOE!
Use the axe as a cane.

Yell "NINJA VANISH!" and chop the fire extinguisher open with your axe.

>>113845
Also run away quickly while the crowd is blinded.

>>113828
Tell them you're here because you heard there was a fire.
Pause dramatically.
Say, "Or maybe it's just me."

Then rip off your shirt, find the nearest girl in the crowd, and begin giving her a lap dance while supplying your own techno music with your mouth.

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

>>113845

This is the only reasonable course of action.

It's not like they can recognize you anyway.

>>113928
This is the only reasonable course of action. It simly cannot fail, because failure is for losers and you're a winner!

Run through that crowd, straight through them

Seeing this thread in the active list made this the best day of my life.

Shame them with your clearly more impressive musculature. Then hose them with the fire extinguisher.

Scream like a girl and run onward.

MOVE ASIDE, MORTALS

CF 2011/10/06(Thu)03:53 No. 356305 ID: c8775c
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You decide the easiest way out of this situation is to SPRAY AND RUN GO GO GO

EAT IT LOSERS

In your haste, you forget whatever it is you're doing down here.

>>356305
You were busting out of a vault or something. But man, the race! We have to get there and make sure it hasn't started yet.

Consume some of the extinguishing agent.

if you can't remember it, it wasn't important. use the extinguisher like a skateboard and ponder what kind of diet you've taken to reduce in size so considerably in the last minute.

>>356323

The Special Jim Davis Diet Programme¡

CF 2011/10/06(Thu)08:45 No. 356339 ID: c8775c
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>>356323
Winners don't diet! What a silly notion.

>>356307
You quickly consume some extinguishing agent to kill the burning fires of... whatever who cares.

It's minty fresh!

Times like these you're taken back to your childhood, when you once dreamed of being fire. Why? Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Winners want to be the fire.

>>356339
Anyone who doesn't want to be a winner must be crazy. Now lets go and get that medal from the race, since you already won it.

in any case winners dont do drugs

you are now ready for your date

>>356373

You mean the The Future Zertan-Egrid Race (Official), or a date with a photo of himself. I say do both. Simultaneously, if need be.