A 2015/11/01(Sun)18:45 No. 680772 ID: 791d63
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In an act of self preservation, the telekinesis user throws the bomb down the hole.

Yim is grumbling about stupid players and their stupid powers dragging him into his stupid brothers mess.

uhhh...
okay two things
*return telekenetic&Yim to their prior locations*
We're to whoop Tim right?
*grins* I've an idea.
*summons bucket of acid over Tim's head*

the floor is lava, everyone besides tim is given a pair of lavaproof boots. if the boots are taken off, ether by the person wearing them or a third party, they magically vanish.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)19:13 No. 680775 ID: 791d63
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>*summons bucket of acid over Tim's head*
>the floor is lava, everyone besides tim is given a pair of lavaproof boots. if the boots are taken off, ether by the person wearing them or a third party, they magically vanish.

The floor is now lava sand acid is mixing into it. Tim climbs back onto the wire.

The TK user's robes catch on fire.

>>680775
Coat Tim in honey to attract bees.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)19:31 No. 680779 ID: 791d63
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Tim, feeling pity for them,pulls the TK user out of the lava.

"GAAAAAAAAY" Yells Yim.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)19:32 No. 680780 ID: 791d63
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>Coat Tim in honey to attract bees.

Tim is now coated in honey. Too bad the bees were exploded by he bomb.

well crap.
Okay...so first things first:
DRAGON ATTACK!!!

Send in the honey-badgers, then.

Hold up, do we need to kick Tim's ass? Sure, he might be powerful and gotten to his head but he hasn't done anything bad with it as far as we can tell. Like, do we REALLY need to 'Destroy Him'?

>>680785
SUMMON GULO

Summon a Lava proof bear made out of bees.

>>680780
yo psyker, sorry bout your robe man.
>refresh robes

>>680780
I cast magic missile at Tim.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)22:04 No. 680822 ID: 791d63
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>DRAGON ATTACK!!!
>SUMMON GULO
>refresh robes
>Summon a Lava proof bear made out of bees.

Tim looks like he's cornered now! There's monsters everywhere and there isn't an exit to be seen. Well, at least TK has some nice new robes.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)22:06 No. 680824 ID: 791d63
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Tim drops down past the, now nonexistent first room into the room below it. He takes massive damage!

LV 1
HP 785/1000
EXP 215/20

Well, as long as TK's getting new robes, let's enhance them.
Change TK's robes to Robes of Permanent Immolation, to burn Tim, and grant TK increased protection.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)22:09 No. 680827 ID: 791d63
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Tim levelled up! Twice! As a levelling perk he earns the ability to fly.
"Gonna be a lot harder now, huh?" Tim says. "Not that you did much to begin with!"

LV 3
HP 785/1000
EXP 215/500

A 2015/11/01(Sun)22:13 No. 680830 ID: 791d63
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>Change TK's robes to Robes of Permanent Immolation, to burn Tim, and grant TK increased protection.

TK gets some sweet new gear.

more bees

A 2015/11/01(Sun)22:34 No. 680832 ID: 791d63
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>more bees

oh.

Tim stays still as to not agitate the bees. TK is still pretty unconscious at the moment.

>>680832
Time for TENTACLES

>>680833
I agree, time for sodomy.

Summon COrPulent Ambient Fake Eldritch Emergence Lake with STINGING TENTACLED MAGGOTS

>>680831
Summon a wizard to cast a heart attack spell on him or something

A 2015/11/01(Sun)23:37 No. 680846 ID: 791d63
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>Time for TENTACLES

Tentacles were summoned.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)23:37 No. 680847 ID: 791d63
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>Time for TENTACLES

Tentacles were summoned.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)23:39 No. 680848 ID: 791d63
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The tentacles agitate the bees.

Tim pulls TK away from the fighting forces. he pulls out some stove popcorn out of his inventory and makes pop corn while the two forces of evil duke it out.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)23:40 No. 680849 ID: 791d63
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>Summon COrPulent Ambient Fake Eldritch Emergence Lake with STINGING TENTACLED MAGGOTS

The location of the tentacles is revealed.

A 2015/11/01(Sun)23:42 No. 680850 ID: 791d63
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>Summon a wizard to cast a heart attack spell on him or something

A wizard appears and casts a heart attack spell on Tim. Unfortunately Tim has no heart to stop.

Tim offers the wizard some popcorn.

Summon Agitated Kernel-Pult

maizemancer who rips the ingested kernals out though tim's flesh.

Man fuck this divide by zero

Let the wizard take some popcorn, then detonate wizard.

Call in the patriots. We're going to clone him using the Les Enfants Terribles program. Make the perfect soldier... To destroy Tim...

Offer Tim a tall, frosty steel mug of liquid oxygen, add flinty gravel to the floor, then spray powdered aluminum and volatile hydrocarbons everywhere. Fuel-air kaboom.

Convert precisely half of Tim's mass into antimatter.

Redefine the popcorn as spontaneous explosive, comparable to nitroglycerin. Soak his clothing in gasoline too while we're at it.

[Send Tim a healing potion]

Damnit, this is the story of how Tim becomes the Omnimancer, isn't it.
Summon Tim the Omnimancer from Wild Wizard Tournament (http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/678701.html). I want to see how this goes.

I don't think any of you understand, just some bees won't do. We either need to encase Tim in a series of incrementally smaller indestructible orbs which we can then fill with lava. Or we need to summon INFINITE hyper aggressive death bees.

Summon a small ghost girl with a grudge against Tim with the ability to heal and relive allies.

teleport tim onto the event horizon ship, with Shodan as it's AI, and warp that into the hellscape to hang out with pinhead and the other cenobites for a bit.

>>680876
Send Tim a bottle of poison disguised as a healing potion.

>>680905
Send Tim a bottle of used dishwater

after Sushi Friday.

hyuuu~!
Guys, we need to co-ordinate our attacks because at this rate we're just gonna keep making things that crash into each other.

Provide Tim with a shotgun. Give him cookies if he shoots himself in the gut three exactly three times. The cookies will be poisoned with extreme poison of killing people and also dieing and exploding (except not really) and tell him the antidote is in the fourth shotgun shell which is laced with bees.

Suggestion 2015/11/02(Mon)20:55 No. 681012 ID: 791d63
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>Summon Agitated Kernel-Pult
"Ow."

Suggestion 2015/11/02(Mon)20:58 No. 681013 ID: 791d63
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>maizemancer who rips the ingested kernals out though tim's flesh.

The amazing Maize Master is summoned onto the scene as Tim gives out popcorn.

Their introduction is cut short by one earth shattering kaboom.

Suggestion 2015/11/02(Mon)21:02 No. 681014 ID: 791d63
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Maximum damage!

Timm is now partially blinded!

>Redefine the popcorn as spontaneous explosive, comparable to nitroglycerin. Soak his clothing in gasoline too while we're at it.

The popcorn was destroyed by the blast, but now tim is soaked in gasoline.

LV 4
HP 385/1000
EXP 615/1000

Suggestion 2015/11/02(Mon)21:04 No. 681015 ID: 791d63
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>Summon a small ghost girl with a grudge against Tim with the ability to heal and relive allies.

They're aliiive!

"Oh, hey abi... You're here too now? Still hate me? ... Yeah, i would hate me too."

A 2015/11/02(Mon)21:06 No. 681016 ID: 791d63
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>Send Tim a bottle of used dishwater
>Send Tim a bottle of poison disguised as a healing potion.
>[Send Tim a healing potion]
>Provide Tim with a shotgun.

Tim is presented with a choice. He briefly considering it but declined.

Summon a deadly airborne virus, tailored to target Tim's DNA.

>Summon Tim the Omnimancer from Wild Wizard Tournament

HE IS TOO BUSY TRAINING HIS NEW APPRENTICE.

>Convert precisely half of Tim's mass into antimatter.

You discover you can't even move him without a summon.

>Offer Tim a tall, frosty steel mug of liquid oxygen

"Fuck no, get that shit away from me." Tim politely declines.

>Call in the patriots.

You call in the patriots. They might take a while unfortunately.

Block off all exits using the least destructible material we can conjure, let Abi do her thing. If that doesn't work flood the room with deadly neurotoxin. If that doesn't work fill the room with chlorine trifluoride.

>>681021
Oh, and cancel all impending summons, operation gas chamber must not be interrupted!

Summon Tim Made of Antimatter and allow him to interact with the ordinary-matter universe.

A 2015/11/02(Mon)22:27 No. 681026 ID: 791d63
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>Block off all exits using the least destructible material we can conjure, let Abi do her thing. If that doesn't work flood the room with deadly neurotoxin. If that doesn't work fill the room with chlorine trifluoride.

The exits are blocked and it looks like its finally the end for Tim.

A 2015/11/02(Mon)22:28 No. 681027 ID: 791d63
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In a last ditch effort he takes the poison and the health potion and drinks them both at once.

A 2015/11/02(Mon)22:32 No. 681028 ID: 791d63
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It feels like there's a war going on in his body, but somehow he managing to pull through.

Level up!

LV 5
HP 6/1000
EXP 1444/∞

Tim gained the most powerful ability of all, to summon.

A 2015/11/02(Mon)22:33 No. 681029 ID: 791d63
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He summons a portal to get him and the others the hell out of there.

A 2015/11/02(Mon)22:34 No. 681031 ID: 791d63
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Is it over?

LV 5
HP 1/1000
EXP 1444/∞

Screw it

RELEASE THE ZOMBIES

Next.

FOREIGN RUNNAWAY CATGIRL ATTAAAAAAAAACK!

>>681031
send up a hunter to kick him, winning the hunt.

Antimatter Tim, now.

Summon Mit, Tim's magical clone that will fight him to the death and ensure he stays dead.

Did I not say /0 fuck it Tim get in here and help us kill Tim.

On wait what I meant was Tim the Omnimancer help us kill Tim.

Tim! Don't give up!

Summon ten pounds of actual antimatter, not shaped like Tim, not alive, just ten pound of antimatter. "10 pounds of antimatter contains 195.2 megatons of destructive force. This is more yield than the most powerful H-bomb exploded to date."

Wake the TK user and wizard.
Open a portal to where Tim just left so Abi can finish him off and totally not remove everything we just summoned.

Bring Abi to Tim's current location.
Give TK the option to leave if they want to.
Ask Tim if he has reconsidered joining the Council.

Make it rain infinite knives onto Tim.

>>681092
Veto, but if we do do this then send some antimatter over there too, just to be sure.

Cover the portal with a force field, so that when he tries to toss the antimatter though he fails.

>>681120
Heheh "toss antimatter" he says, good luck with that one, Tim.

>>681031
we were just supposed to kick his ass guys
chill

>>681172
Killing him is just kicking his ass permanently.

>>681031
>TK&Wizard: Return the favor
Since Tim saved your lives, get an abjuration/TK shield up to protect against all the bullshit flying at you.

>>681178
WHY DO YOU ATTEMPT TO SABOTAGE US SO?

Unsummon all living summons.

Tim. Must. Die.

Summon a black hole to trap Tim for eternity, if not kill him.

>>681031
>1hp
Cast magic missile. Low damage, but 100% accuracy. And that's all we need.

>>681207
Tim has done nothing but help people while you've thrown this shit at him. He doesn't deserve this at all, narrator a faggot.

>>681031
Yes. You are beyond our jurisdiction forever.
>Learn Valuable Lesson

>>681245
>>681245
>>681245
>>681245

>>681245
>>681254
>>681279
But he's such an asshole!

Can we summon an infinite number of Tims now? Wait can Tim read this? Is he going to summon an infinite number of Tims? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

guys. I have a simple solution.
*delays until other actions are taken*
*deploys 1 trillion hostile bats*
Let's see what happens.

>>681393
Bats are actually made of antimatter.

>>681328
You're an asshole.

>>681414
no u

>>681112
>>681127
>>681174
>>681207
>>681328
>>681394
>>681467
can u not

have the TK user realise that his life is a lie because his only mission was to destroy the bad guy tim, but in reality tim is pretty cool (the TK user gives his life to partially restore tims health)

Happy New Year!

Drop The Apple On Tim's Face.

Then release the anti-zombies.

Then release the zombies.

Run.

Wait, can someone explain this to me.

Why are we trying to kill Tim again.

I thought we were just kicking his butt, we're done here.

Summon a small piece of paper with the word "Truce?" on it, with a 'yes' and 'no' checkbox below the word.
Also, a pencil.

This quest seems pretty dead, why are people still suggesting?

Cause Kome. The advocate is also partly to blame. Shame really, the quest was almost done one way or the other.