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Okay so I'm lowkey scared the sword is rigged, let's peep the helmet I suppose
The fuck, this thing is hella cold--
<<"BECAUSE I'M IN IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!">>
OH FUCK MIND RAPE, JESUS
<<"SUCK IT UP, IT'S NOT WORSE THAN A SPEAR TO THE DOME! GOD I HATE YOU!">>
Look bro we can talk about this alright, I--
<<"NO NO BRO, I DON'T EVEN CARE. I'VE FUCKIN WASHED MY HANDS OF THIS MESS OKAY, I AM SO DONE. TECHNICALLY I'M BEATEN RIGHT NOW SO THERE'S SOME SHIT I GOTTA SAY.">>
Uhhhh okay shoot
<<"OKAY LOOK, IF YOU WANT THE TREASURE YOU GOTTA KILL ALL THREE OF THE BOSSES IN HERE. THERE'S ONE THROUGH EACH DOOR, THE FIRST'LL OPEN UP IN LIKE TEN SECONDS.
<<"NOW THIS PART'S REALLY USEFUL OKAY? THERE'S A WHOOOOOLE LOT OF BULLSHIT EACH ONE TRIES TO TALK ABOUT BUT IF YOU'RE IN A HURRY JUST STAB THE MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S REALLY NOT IMPORTANT">>
Wow good looks fam, that's actually good to know, I'm gonna drop you now tho
<<"WAIT BRO!!! I HAVE BUT ONE REQUEST!">>
Anything but taking--
<<"TAKE THE HELMET WITH YOU!!!">>
Oh c'mon dude, it feels weird and you're in it and--
<<"BRO YOU OWE ME LIKE HOURS LESS DIALOGUE TIME, PLUS I'M STILL TRYNA WATCH OVER MY SISTER YOU FEEL ME? I PROMISE I WON'T EVEN BOTHER YOU, PLEASE?!!">>
I dunnoooooo....
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