Wait, what's he like, is he a sword too?

Ask about 'Big Brother' before summoning him and let's ask if the sword has a name or a purpose for being in here.

Holy shit this sword is adorable. Lets ask its name.

1/2 Tavern 2016/03/06(Sun)09:58 No. 707531 ID: 3b9753
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hehe, it's weird but this thing is sorta adorable

>"What's your name, fam?"

(("M-my name? It's Gram! My brother says it means something important!"))

>"Who's this big brother guy anyway, like another sword or something?"

(("H-he's sort of scary.... He's so protective, if you tried to do *that* without his permission I don't know what he might do...!"))

>"Soooo if hypothetically if I just said fuck him and pulled you up now what would--"

<<"I'D FUCKING KILL YOU BRO!">>

2/2 Tavern 2016/03/06(Sun)10:02 No. 707532 ID: 3b9753
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Oh fuck Big Brother's jacked

(("B-b-brother!! H-he was just--"))

<<"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NEAR MY SISTER BRO? STEP OFF OR YOU'RE CATCHING THESE HANDS, OKAY!!">>

> Gram
Wiki says that Gramr is a famous Dragonslayer sword. Maybe she's a replica of the original.

Apparently, some wanderer with a spear smashed the original into tiny pieces. The blade was reforged, but it's possible that some pieces were missed and used to create Gram. Which means

>>707532
You can break him! Use your spear and aim for the nicked portion of the blade!

We were just talking dude, but if it will keep you civil we can take a step away from Gram.
Now I have a question for you brother, how does one earn the right to pull out Gram?

No, people, let's bring it off. De-escalate - step away from Gram and explain you were just talking. She'll help talk him down too.

I was just talking to your sister, bro! She's her own person! Stop trying to control her! I'm taking her to sword prom!

okay dude, no big! we were just hanging out. it's cool that you look after your sister tho

WAit, she's fucking Gram!? That's a badass legendary sword! We could get so much money for it, or we could give it to boss, or we could wield her and be a hero and get all the bitches!

Fuck that guy. Let's grab her and fight!

1/4 Tavern 2016/03/12(Sat)18:39 No. 708661 ID: cb945c
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fuck fuck fuck I'll have to use my powers of deception yet again

>"Cool off guy, I was just...talking to her. Yeah."

<<"BULLSHIT!!">>

(("I-it's true, Brother! Honest!!"))

<<"HMMMMM....">>

>"See, even she says it's true! Remus?"

"V-very true."

<<"HMMMM.... OKAY BRO IT'S PRETTY LEGIT THAT YOU HAVE LIKE CORROBOTATION AND SHIT FOR YOUR CLAIM, YOU'RE PRETTY COOL AND SCHOLARLY.">>

FLAWLESS

<<SO LIKE, WHAT'RE YOU TWO INTELLIGENT DUDES DOWN HERE FOR THEN?>>

FUCK I didn't think of an alibi, quick pass the mic

>"U-uh, yeah Remus why are we here???"

"Fuck you Darzay...! Uh, actually we were waiting for you. We're sort of treasure hunting, and Gram said we'd have to ask for your permission to pull her--"

<<"NO DICE BRO.">>

"W-what? Is there something we can do to earn the right, or--?"

2/4 Tavern 2016/03/12(Sat)18:51 No. 708664 ID: cb945c
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<<"THERE'S NOT SHIT YOU CAN DO, BROHAM. GRAM'S NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE WITH NO SORT OF GUY, NOT EVEN A SCHOLAR SUCH AS YOSELF.">>

(("Oh, come on! Why--"))

<<"STOW IT, SIS!!">>

(("S-sorry..."))

"It's cool lookin' after your sister and all but what if she wants to go with us?"

<<"BUT SHE DOESN'T!!">>

(("I do--"))

<<"SHE DOESN'T CAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT BROS MAKE HOES!! I'M NOT LETTING NOBODY MAKE MY LIL SIS INDECENT, *NOBODY!*">>

"But--"

<<"NO BUTS BROSEF! BROTHER KNOWS BEST ABOUT LIKE THE WORLD AND THAT'S ALL!! OKAY BRO!!!">>

3/4 Tavern 2016/03/12(Sat)18:55 No. 708667 ID: cb945c
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Looks like there's no way around it then, sorry for this broham but YOLO

(("Uwaaaa~!!"))

<<"YO! BRO!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!!">>

NOOO YOU ARE NOT WORTHY DON'T DO IT DON'T RAPE HER HILT WITH YOUR REGENERATING HANDS NOOO

4/4 Tavern 2016/03/12(Sat)19:07 No. 708674 ID: cb945c
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"I'M TAKIN' HER TO SWORD PROM!!"

(("G-g-gosh!!"))

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

<<"THE FUCK IS THIS MOST UNSCHOLARLY BETRAYAL BRO?! I'LL FUCKIN END YOU, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT DUDE!!">>

"I can't fuckin' stand overprotective pricks like you tellin' someone how to live their life! She's her own woman and she deserves better than bein' stuck down here!!"

(("N-nobody's ever said such kind things about me before...! I-I've decided!! I'm gonna go with this man and you can't stop me Brother!!"))

<<"NOSE BRO!! THE LAST SCHOLAR! YOU CORROBITATE WITH THEM TOO ON THIS?!">>

I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Your boss could wield Gram! She's a respectable lady who scares away sex-crazed men with her FAT-MUSCLED ARMS and INTIMIDATING FACIAL HAIR! Tell him that!

hm. i don't know either.

that being said, gram probably won't be happy if you kill her brother, especially if you literally use her to do it, so if we can try to find a way to fight with incapacitation as our main goal rather than carnage? that would be cool

Your welcome for the sword prom suggestion. Was kinda hoping our MC would say it but whatever. Boss is his true love anyway.

This is getting out of hand. Douchebag is way too squishy to fight that guy. If it was us wielding Gram we could just kick his ass, but our "friend" here is about to get himself killed.
Tell her bro to calm down, there's literally no way to make her indecent because she's a sword. If he explains a way then tell him that you didn't even think of that and accuse him of being a nasty pervert. Agree that it's pretty lame of him to keep her trapped in this dungeon.
If it still comes down to a fight try not to let whatshisface get stabbed.

>>708697
oops i read the update way too fast and didn't realize it wasn't darzay who drew gram. uhhhh just pretend my post was made with that knowledge instead

1/3 Tavern 2016/03/27(Sun)10:40 No. 711758 ID: cb945c
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This is bad I have defuse this before shit hits the fan

>"Bruh this is getting out of hand! Look, what if my boss took Gram, she's a chick too so--"

<<"HELL NO!! SHE'S STAYING HERE!">>

"Try to stop us, I'll fuckin' kill you--"

>"With what, his own sister?! Chill dude, geeze!"

(("Y-y-yeah, if you didn't use me to kill him that'd be nice...!"))

"...Shit, didn't think about that."

Crisis averted okay okay we can salvage this--

"Darzay, kill him for me!!"

DON'T PULL ME INTO THIS MORE FUCK

2/3 Tavern 2016/03/27(Sun)10:46 No. 711760 ID: cb945c
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<<"I DON'T CARE WHO TRIES, I'LL FUCKIN WRECK YOU BOTH! I WON'T FORGIVE YOU FOR CORRUPTING MY SISTER!!!">>

>"I swear to god dude what do you even mean!! There's literally no way we could make her indecent, she's just a sword!"

<<"JUST A SWORD?!!!">>

oh god pls i'm sorry

3/3 Tavern 2016/03/27(Sun)10:48 No. 711762 ID: cb945c
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<<"I WILL LITERALLY DRAG YOU TO HELL!!!">>

PLS BROTHER NOOOOO

Take evasive maneuvers! Roll around him like in dark souls. Try to stab him in the arm. Don't get grabbed!

Push his hand away from your face with your spear! That's what it was made for!!!

Attempt a nimble dodge away from the doom hand.
Tell him he is stunting her growth by keeping her locked up and without learning about the world he is putting her in more danger. Containment and isolation is only creating ignorance and distrust between them. You talk about scholars but you aren't even smart enough to listen to her, in the end you will loose her.

>>711762
take solace in that, as much as this is going to FUCKING SUCK, you're still immortal
you got this mang
first step, punch dick in head

1/2 Tavern 2016/04/10(Sun)18:14 No. 715677 ID: cb945c
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Okokokok TACTICAL BATTLE PLAN

I'll fuckin Dark Souls the shit out of this dodge and then punch him in the head and--

<<"NOT SO FAST, BRO!!!">>

F U C K

2/2 Tavern 2016/04/10(Sun)18:20 No. 715681 ID: cb945c
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<<"BOOM, BITCH!!">>

>"JESUS!!!"

"Darzay, hang in there!"

MY FUCKING ARM IS SHATTERED DUDE SHUT UP

AND HE EXPLODED MY FUCKING SHIELD BOSS GAVE ME THAT, FUCK MY LIFE

>>715681
Saite dude, you're immortal
it's fine
we're fine

keep pressing the attack, he'll never expect you to keep going after THAT

Think you can spear him through the portal? If so, go ham on this bitch ass glass

Aim for the sigil on his forehead/helmet.

Less whining, more slashing!

Stab into the portal from the bottom up to get past his armor and aim for the lungs!

1/3 Tavern 2016/04/24(Sun)19:53 No. 718912 ID: cb945c
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<<"JUST GIVE UP, BRO!">>

>"DUDE JUST FUCK OFF!!"

<<"YOUR FUCKIN ARM IS TRASHED, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU--"!!>>

>"FUCK OFFFFFFFF!!!"

<<"WHA--WAGH! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!">>

2/3 Tavern 2016/04/24(Sun)19:58 No. 718913 ID: cb945c
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(("Oh god!!"))

"Holy--! How'd you do that, Darzay?!"

Oh fuck he just like vaporized

I legitimately just slayed big brother, he's just straight-up gone



...bitch deserved it tho

3/3 Tavern 2016/04/24(Sun)20:08 No. 718915 ID: cb945c
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"Uh, good job dude, holy shit...."

(("B-big brother.... H-h-he's really...."))

Both of them are fucking stunned by that fatality, tbh I am too sort of holy fuck

...WAIT

WAIT WAIT WAIT this could be where I really take charge!! If I call what we do next before the dick can, he and the sword will have to follow me right

Darzay, even at the darkest times you are brilliant

Hmmm... what *do* we do next tho, all we got is a murderized ghost thing on the floor and like three big doors

DO NOT TOUCH THAT ^&*(

Probably rigged to zap anyone who isn't a giant violent sword-ghost

You have Gram, she can open doors

MARCH!!!

what if big brother is not kill? WHAT IF HE'S JUST IN THE SWORD NOW soul weapons souls give me more hunger souls fire souls souls more souls

Fucking apologize, before you do anything else.

Examine the chest piece and the sword, keep the helmet.
My guess is he sustained too much damage and retreated back into the helmet. The helmet and Gram both have the sigil on them so I'm guessing that is where 'big brother' is. To be such check out the other equipment.

Oh. Hmm. Dang. Yeah, apologies are probably in order, though I don't know exactly what to say. It might be worth checking if there's a way to bring him back? Also, the other guy is probably in a better position to console the sword. Y'know, not being the guy that killed her brother. Maybe, uh, tell him to console the sword while you scout on ahead a bit?

1/2 Tavern 2016/07/14(Thu)16:42 No. 735833 ID: 6c9de1
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Damn so before anything else I should really probably own up to murderizing her brother, shouldn't I. I'll use that old Darzay charm......

.............

>"Remus! Apologize for me please!"

"What--! You fuckin' prick, you really got nothing to say?!"

(("Of all the--"))

>"Shhhhhhsshshhhh I'm going to scout out the loot now."

Okay with that handled let's peep this gear, I feel alpha as fuck lol wow

2/2 Tavern 2016/07/14(Thu)16:58 No. 735837 ID: 6c9de1
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Okay so I'm lowkey scared the sword is rigged, let's peep the helmet I suppose

The fuck, this thing is hella cold--

<<"BECAUSE I'M IN IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!">>

OH FUCK MIND RAPE, JESUS

<<"SUCK IT UP, IT'S NOT WORSE THAN A SPEAR TO THE DOME! GOD I HATE YOU!">>

Look bro we can talk about this alright, I--

<<"NO NO BRO, I DON'T EVEN CARE. I'VE FUCKIN WASHED MY HANDS OF THIS MESS OKAY, I AM SO DONE. TECHNICALLY I'M BEATEN RIGHT NOW SO THERE'S SOME SHIT I GOTTA SAY.">>

Uhhhh okay shoot

<<"OKAY LOOK, IF YOU WANT THE TREASURE YOU GOTTA KILL ALL THREE OF THE BOSSES IN HERE. THERE'S ONE THROUGH EACH DOOR, THE FIRST'LL OPEN UP IN LIKE TEN SECONDS.

<<"NOW THIS PART'S REALLY USEFUL OKAY? THERE'S A WHOOOOOLE LOT OF BULLSHIT EACH ONE TRIES TO TALK ABOUT BUT IF YOU'RE IN A HURRY JUST STAB THE MOTHERFUCKERS IT'S REALLY NOT IMPORTANT">>

Wow good looks fam, that's actually good to know, I'm gonna drop you now tho

<<"WAIT BRO!!! I HAVE BUT ONE REQUEST!">>

Anything but taking--

<<"TAKE THE HELMET WITH YOU!!!">>

Oh c'mon dude, it feels weird and you're in it and--

<<"BRO YOU OWE ME LIKE HOURS LESS DIALOGUE TIME, PLUS I'M STILL TRYNA WATCH OVER MY SISTER YOU FEEL ME? I PROMISE I WON'T EVEN BOTHER YOU, PLEASE?!!">>

I dunnoooooo....

>>735837
Considering that you have now lost both your sheild and helmet, you are gonna need some morr protection. You should also inform the rest of he group bout this.

>>735837
Considering that you have now lost both your sheild and helmet, you are gonna need some morr protection. You should also inform the rest of he group bout this.

Do it for the sympathy points from Gram. Also inform your cohorts of what just got said, play it off like him being alive was all part of your plan.

Stuff helmet in your inventory.

Do it, do it for the possibility of obtaining more magical powers.