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Hide behind a pillar while throwing a rock towards the entrance. Then move pillar to pillar when you have an opening. Come on, elf or goblin, you're supposed to be GREAT at stealth, only a cat or rat person could beat you at sneakiness... maybe a lizard-person too, especially if they have gecko hands and feet.
Addendum about my idea: Here's the thing about racism, it's all about stereotypes. Hobgoblins are supposed to be UGLY sons of bitches especially. Tough and ugly, like an Orc and Goblin mix. Or they're the proto-goblin, I don't know. Point is, Hob sounds like it should mean ugly. Goblins are supposed to be ugly, so stereotype implies double ugly, it doesn't matter if it doesn't match reality.
Embrace the elf with a skin condition identity, and EVERYONE will believe it. Trust me. Just say, aren't hobgoblins supposed to be ugly and not handsome, then show them your seductive eyes and swish your hair back and forth, have a dashing smile.
Master that subterfuge, and it will be a HUGE skill. Also, maybe get you laid to bone something magical and your babies can be even more hardcore than you are.
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