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627887 No. 627887 ID: b84f67

Hello you am Dokter! Someone hurt in this room you think yes!
Please to be letting you in, hall wall paper freaking you out, yes! Knock Knock!

Yes, you am d- You are the Village of Ramshearth’s only practicing physician. You have been called to room 25 of this inn slash family dining experience because you are not one to sit idly by and not offer your know how to those in need. You’re not sure of the situation, though. Either someone inside is having a psychotic break down or someone has a concussion. Maybe both? Part of this confusion is the game of verbal telephone that took place before you could get here and part of this is your acce- wait you don’t know you have an accent. Nevermind, it’s just the first part.

the first part: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/600413.html
medical knowledge : http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/86788.html

>Just go inside
>Tell us more about yourself
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No. 627889 ID: 4ec79f

Just go inside. And maybe check the bath in a little bit.
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No. 627896 ID: d3be40

Go inside CAREFULLY. Your client might be paranoid and armed.
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No. 627940 ID: b84f67
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627940

You go inside. This character here must be your patient. He appears to have been in some kind of accident. Oh, there’s a note. You read it.

“Dear Doctor Last Husband,
This-”
Okay, you stop right there.
You might not be the LAST husband to EVER marry into your spouseship! You’re still young yet! Sure it’s just you and your wife left, but there’s still time! This? This gray hair is from stress, not age! Even though you’ve never been an anxious person or seen war, ha ha, it could be caused from anything! YOU’RE YOUNG, DAMN IT.

Okay, continue.

“This person was mugged today. I think their name is Ahe Blink or some such. Don’t quote me on that.
I Have reason to believe they are a ninja. I have removed and hidden all their weapons under the bed so don’t tell them where the weapons are-”

This person writes like a maniac. Surely they know how racist it is to assume EVERYONE from Black Trees Up and Down is a ninja- Wait, they never actually said this person was from Black Trees.

NOW who's racist?

“They passed out on the street and I carried them here. If I am not back by the time they wake up, tell them I will be back soon and am picking up the bill. I have administered first aid.

-the D”

Good gravy. They signed the bottom of the note like it was going to be officially notarized but wrote it so informally. How odd.
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No. 627941 ID: b84f67
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627941

Hmm. The wrist seems to be sprained but not broken. This ice pack is totally melted, now. The note writer must have left a while ago. Also they wrote a dirty word on the injured person’s face. That wasn’t very nice.
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No. 627942 ID: b84f67
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627942

Yes, seems like a concussion, to you. But the patient’s got bigger problems. Their rebound energy reserves are almost totally depleted. This can happen when an individual becomes over stressed: they subconsciously release energy flares in a threat display until the perceived danger has passed. It can also happen from nervous system trauma or any of a number of metabolic disorders. It’s also possible the individual was disbursing energy on purpose because they wanted to die, but you’ve only ever seen that happen once.
Individuals usually do not wake up from this sustained recuperation period until the chemical energy in their food has been converted into electrical energy in their bodies. If the individual was fasting when the life force started running low, they could in fact die.

It is usually best if a family member or close friend supplements the weakened individual’s rebound energy reserves: a familiar life force integrates into a familiar energy pool more readily. But, as your wife has told you: there is no reason you can’t do this yourself.You’re a doctor. You don’t like to do the procedure without permission but the logic here is that most people would rather have their personal bubble terribly violated than have to die.
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No. 627943 ID: b84f67
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627943

You really wish SHE was here. She is SO much better at transfusions than you, your wife. The last time you had to do one, your wife WAS there and wound up having to hold your hand through the whole thing. It was so awkward and embarrassing.

Better to just get it over with, like ripping off a bandaid. Your wife’s not going to be around to hold your hand forever.
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No. 627944 ID: b84f67
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627944

But just as you engage your own rebound flux, it bounces back off someone else’s. Not the Black Trees patient, though: they’re all tapped out.

You think it’s coming from the bathroom.

You’ve got a bad feel aboot dis.
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No. 627950 ID: d3be40

"The D" might be taking a bath or preparing an assault.

Sneak over to the bathroom but be REALLY careful. Do your best not to trip or make noise; use your aura to guide you.
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No. 627990 ID: 9f454b

Make sure the ninja is at no immediate risk of permanent damage, then go check the bathroom.
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No. 627991 ID: 066a87

Announce yourself again, so they know who you are.
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No. 628026 ID: b84f67
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628026

WAAAAHT!?

The Dee could be making aims to harm you! But why?! What motivations might they have? None! Sure, you work for the royals, but you work for them all, evenly! And help everyone else much more frequently!

You snag a foreign object from under the bed and go procrastinate having to do the life-saving procedure - you mean secure the area for safer medical application.
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No. 628027 ID: b84f67
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628027

>procrastinate bravely
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No. 628028 ID: b84f67
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628028

Hm. The door seems to be locked.

“Hehlow? I-Is doktir? You send for me, yes? Aere you ohkaie in dere?”


No answer.
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No. 628034 ID: fc9e2e

Use the knife to pop the lock. People might need MEDICAL TREATMENT!
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No. 628042 ID: 1d3e68

ignore the door, let's get back to what we were doing.
As scary as this procedure is, it's not like going without it will help this patient!
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No. 628145 ID: fc9e2e

Give the patient enough energy to tide her over, then go check the bathroom.
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No. 628476 ID: b84f67
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628476

~__ _-_ -_- _-_ --_-- --__-- ~__ -_~ -_- --_- _-
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No. 628496 ID: b84f67
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628496

_- -__-- ~__ _-_ _--_-- _- _- __--_-- -__-. _-'- -_-- _- -_-_, --__--. -_~-_ ~__ -__-- --_~ -_-_ -_- _ --_-_.


-_~-_ --_~ _- _-_--_-~.
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No. 628578 ID: b84f67
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628578

wait what is this
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No. 628623 ID: b84f67
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628623

jelly fish or something ?
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No. 628630 ID: 56dac6

Caress one of those! They don't have stinging tentacles at any rate, so there is that.
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No. 628633 ID: b84f67
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628633

>-_-_-- _-_ _- --_-_! --_~ -_-'- -_-_ --_--_-- -_--_--_- _- _-~ -_-_, -_ --_-_ _- --_-.

-_-_-- is a weird word choice
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No. 628649 ID: e9f3af

Try and touch one!
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No. 628651 ID: b84f67
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628651

but they're so

slippery...

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No. 628710 ID: b84f67
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628710

NOT SLIPPERY

>Wake up
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No. 629078 ID: db5034

SING!
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No. 629113 ID: b84f67
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629113

Wow, you must be really out of it if you're visually aware of your own eye lids.
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No. 629116 ID: b84f67
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629116

Wait, maybe those aren't your eyelids.

What is that
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No. 629117 ID: b84f67
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629117

!!!
Why is it singing to you!!?
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No. 629119 ID: d3be40

"Get off my face before you cause an overseas accident. I need to drain this tub before you fall into it."
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No. 629126 ID: db5034

Ask for #
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No. 629167 ID: b84f67
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629167

:ahef: Why are you touching me, there
:doctorf: Oh, I am The Doctor!
:ahef: Doctor who?
:doctorf: OH, yes, I love that show, too!

This bitch better not crack wise about weaponized utilitarian devices, or so help you, God.
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No. 629168 ID: b84f67
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629168

Before it can tell you to follow its blog, you hear a blood curdling scream from where you presume is the bathroom.

:ahef: That sounded like Striker!

Someone has disassembled the door knob and yet also pushed a chair up against the door to keep it shut: the actions of a very indecisive and anxious person. Or perhaps someone who just likes to plan ahead.
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No. 629169 ID: db5034

Go save your exotic foreign wife!
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No. 629824 ID: b84f67
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629824

She's NOT your WIFE.

You kick the door in against Doctor's Orders. With gusto.
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No. 629825 ID: 58cbca

oh, but she will be
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No. 629827 ID: b84f67
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629827

:doctorf: That was really rash, Heir Blink!

The Doctor is just mad the doctor didn't have the guts to kick the door in the doctor's self; just like you're mad you didn't get to pick the lock.

:ahef: pft.
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No. 629828 ID: b84f67
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629828

...
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No. 629830 ID: b84f67
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629830

:strikerf: oh uh hey guys. sup.
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No. 629832 ID: b84f67
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629832

It seems the Prince Striker has masturbated to the point of paralysis.
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No. 629833 ID: b84f67
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629833

:ahef: Room keeping must just love you.

:doctorf: Heir Ahe, premature errant osmotic permeance is no laughing matter!

:ahef: Clean up on aisle three!

:strikerf: heh.

:doctorf: That is not what this mop is for.

:ahef: You fish turds out of the pool with a net, doctor, not a broom.

:strikerf: :(

It is what the mop is for, though. The Doctor is going to try and fish her out of there with a broom/mop.
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No. 629834 ID: d3be40

Yeah, be SURE that you can safely extract her WITHOUT falling into the tub of half-finished primordial infant soup.
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No. 629847 ID: db5034

Get your wife out of wife soup!
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No. 629860 ID: bd8b82

put on some latex gloves, you do have sterile latex gloves, right?
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No. 629990 ID: 066a87

Use the mop to knock the drain open.
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No. 629991 ID: d3be40

Grab some chlorine and sterilize the bath - literally!
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No. 630102 ID: b84f67
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630102

:ahef: [That was an impressive volume, Striker-kun.]

:strikerf: [The water just makes it look like there's more than it is! Get out of here, I'm naked!]

:doctorf: {Wow, what language is that, I wonder?}
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No. 630103 ID: b84f67
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630103

:ahef: [There, is that better? Did I cover your shame or whatever?]

Striker seems to be having trouble understanding your more-advanced old-tongue or coming up with a quip in the same language.

:strikerf: ... >:[ [Yes.]

The Doctor looks up and sees what you're doing.

:doctorf: AHE, no! Don't get that on your skin!

:ahef: I'm not!

:strikerf: What language is that?

:doctorf: Oh, Dee, we've been speaking Mossy this whole time. Is that not your first language?

:Strikerf: ... What did the doctor just say?

:ahef: The doctor says not to get your stuff on my hands.

:strikerf: ... What?

You bite your tongue. The Doctor blinks at you incredulously.
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No. 630172 ID: fabfd9

Just another story for your future family scrapbook.
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No. 630344 ID: b84f67
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630344

Everything’s okay, now. The Doctor, whose maiden name you’ve learned is Jimmie Locke, had someone go pick up your luggage from the bus station so you could finally get into some fresh underoos. You loan some to Striker. You talk about the mistakes that lead you each here and where you want to go, next.

Ahe Blink: You are here to attend a royal ball but you might have to miss it: a family heirloom line of lap dragons is at stake and you must find the one individual who was stolen from you at the bus stop.(You also are here to gather intel on who has been offing each and every one of your family members.)

Glimmerstrike Dikbut III: You unabashedly explain, in detail, your plans to off each and every one of your family members so you can ascend rank to the throne. Ahe squints at you the whole time like you’re either stupid or insane. Finally, Ahe says, “It’s kind of unprofessional to lay out your assassination plans for even a small audience.” You explain to them that in Mossland, there was once a time honored tradition of Princusurption in this manner: the word ‘Princess,’ meaning ‘someone who is behind a prince in line for the throne,’ comes from the words ‘prince’ and ‘assassin’ or ‘usurper.’
“Are you even a prince at all?” says Ahe.
“Are you?” you say with a bite.
“Yes,” says Ahe, like it ain’t no thang. You don’t believe them.

Jimmie Locke: You’re actually quite happy with your life. Yes, you are a member of a spouseship that has persisted non-stop for almost five hundred years. Each time it looked like the wives were going to die out, they got a new, younger husband. You are the most recent addition. It has been twenty years since anyone married into the group. Looks like the impressive record will have to rest, for now. You will die having always been someone’s husband and never a wife.

You all have a complicated argument over why it matters if you’re someone’s husband or wife. In Mossland, it doesn't matter who was in the group first second or last or if someone left for a while and then came back. All that matters is who was present for each child’s birth. But in Black Trees, being the first is what’s important. The head of the family is always the kenpin and the kenpin is always one of the first two wives and the first wife is who ever asked the second wife to go steady, first.

Striker says that in Mossland, the kenpin is usually who ever is tallest. No one seems to agree on what makes someone a ‘Kenpin.’ They don’t even have to have children or be married. Having ‘bitches on your arm’ seems to be a common qualifier, however.

Oddly, in every language the three of you speak, ‘Wife’ means someone who was there before you and ‘husband’ means someone who was there after you. but the words ‘brother’ and ‘sister’ have very different meanings. To Ahe, a sister is someone who shares the same parents as you whether the parents were present for your birth or not. If someone has even one parent more or less or exchanged: they are your brother.

Striker says if someone has even one parent more or less or exchanged: they are known as your cousin and being present for the birth is more important than simple genetic makeup: since genes change your whole life, anyway.
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No. 630345 ID: b84f67
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630345

The youngsters then get into a heated argument in which fisticoffs would probably be exchanged if not for the fact that they are both recovering from stupid conditions.
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No. 630850 ID: 7703e8

Glimmer: Share more of your ill-thought-out plan to slam yourself balls-to-the-wall over the Moral Event Horizon by murdering your family.
Blink: Try and recruit future wife into quest to bring assassin of family to justice.
Dokter: Be cute!
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No. 633105 ID: b84f67
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633105

>Dokter: Be cute!

:doctorf: Hey! Do you guys want to go out to my place tomorrow morning and meet my kids? They're around your age.

:ahef: Why are you still babysitting us? We're not children.

You would be relived to know you can't see how Dikbut sleeps. She twizzles her hair around the tip of her tongue as she considers what The Doctor might be saying to her.

>Yes, meet Doctor Jr.
>No, we're on a mission. Dikbut: Go out and murder someone royal ASAP
>Ahe: Go commit espionage against this country ASAP
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No. 633196 ID: 7e1387

Go see the cutie's kids, I guess, as long as you don't have anything urg-THE LAP DRAGON.

We need to find that lap dragon first of all, then go visit the cuties!
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No. 634465 ID: 840db8

There are two ways to track the dragon: The first is to follow where it has gone, the second is to figure out where it is going. Perhaps the doctor or her children can help figure this out. Perhaps the doctor's children know something useful about the nobles in the area. Either way, meeting with them seems like a low-stress thing to do while healing and unable to properly pursue assassination agendas.
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No. 634998 ID: b84f67
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634998

You and striker have breakfast in the family friendly dining experience on the first floor of the inn.

:ahef: You didn't finish your eggs, Princess.

:strikerf: You can have them.

:ahef: No, thankyou.

:strikerf: Then we’ll get a doggy bag for them.

:ahef: ‘Doggy Bag’?

:strikerf: You know, the container they bring you for your leftovers.

Ahe: So you can feed them to the dog?

Striker’s attempt to teach you some Mossy tongue ends when they bring out the ‘doggy bag’ and it’s not even a bag. It’s a box.
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No. 635000 ID: b84f67
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635000

:doctorf: Ahe, where’s your sling?

:strikerf: She said it wasn’t working with her outfit.

:doctorf: And the seat belt?

:strikerf: Um, I think she’s asleep.

You’re not asleep, xexexe. It’s beautiful, out here. A carriage is taking out out of town and to the suburbs then into the forest in the hills across the highway.
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No. 635003 ID: b84f67
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635003

:doctorf: So are you two going to the ball together? My children are going.

:strikerf: Oh, so you guys are nobles?

Striker seems to have learned The Doctor’s dialect overnight.

:doctorf: Well, we were invited!

:strikerf: [Ahe, maybe these guys could get us into the ball!]

:ahef: [I was already going, remember?]

:strikerf: oh..

:ahef: [I thought you said you were a princess, Princess. Weren’t you invited?]

:strikerf: [Well, it’s a long story.]

:ahef: How many more steps are there? <:[

:doctorf: Oh, Heir Ahe, do you need someone to carry you-
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No. 635044 ID: 840db8

Shit, we're gonna come face to face with the nobles whose guards already picked us up if we go to this ball, aren't we?
I have no idea how to play this. How long do you need to put yourselves back together anyway--would it be a bad idea to go walking into a ball that likely ends up being inflitration and violent exfiltration?
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No. 641522 ID: d44ee5
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641522

You're finally approaching the front gate. The Doctor tells you a brief history of the estate, how it was mostly won through the appropriation of filial rites through marriages, ect.
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No. 641523 ID: d44ee5
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641523

The front gate is locked and to everyone's surprise, someone is trying to climb over it. :o
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No. 641767 ID: 79afeb

Any way to look up who that is? We should have a pretty good idea who is and isn't aristocracy and this strikes me as a party-crasher thing to do.
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No. 643374 ID: d44ee5
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643374

>>641767

Neither Ahe Blink nor Glimmer Striker Dicbut III seem recognize -Oh, they doctor knows them, it seems!
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No. 643375 ID: d44ee5
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643375

The Doctor doesn't seem too happy to see this person climbing over The Doctor's front gate. The Doctor swings an accusatory finger stranger-bound and begins to postulate emphatically in a language present company is unfamiliar with at a ferocious capacity.

You are unsettled by this sudden juxtaposition of character.
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No. 643379 ID: 164c83

The good doctor has treated us well, we should inquire if the actions of this individual merit some measure of violence in response.
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No. 650143 ID: d44ee5
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650143

>>643379

You were more than willing to ask The Doctor what merits this level of outrage, but the doctor is too busy throwing small rocks.

:strikerf: Wow, the doctor moved on to physical assault pretty fast there

The irony of Striker's statement escapes you.

As the rocks are incoming, the stranger lifts an arm to shield themself: something slips out from their strange clothing.

It can't be.
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No. 650145 ID: d44ee5
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650145

The unmistakable amber color. The distinctive traditional packaging. It's a vial of ant honey! You were so sure you had the only bottle this side the boarder, but this individual has one. This raises your suspicion.

Ant Honey, as far as you are aware, has no better medicinal purposes than any other more easily obtained types of vespa vomit. It is the favored food of breeding-aged lap dragons.

The Doctor is yelling and the doctor's intruder so loudly you are having trouble thinking. Or maybe that's the concussion. Was the vial you had on hand stolen from you along with your lap dragon? You can't recall.
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No. 650159 ID: c3a57c

Double-check inventory, quickly: This may be a lead on our missing dragon even if it wasn't stolen from us though. If unable to pursue the troublemaker get help and at least make plans to do so later.
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No. 650655 ID: d44ee5
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650655

The red-suited menace jumps down off the gate, grabs a full-looking dufflebag off the ground, and bounds right over the fucking cliff.
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No. 650657 ID: d44ee5
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650657

Wow, it's kind of a steep droANd there she goes.

Glimmer Strike, whom you are beginning to suspect of inebriated impulse control, has given chase to the stranger.

The Doctor seems regretful in any guilt that might apply to the doctor from this turn of events.

You are just not feeling it. The whole 'jump down a mossy cliff' thing.

Now would be an okay time to try being someone else. Or you could just go into the house.
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No. 650790 ID: 841b55

Be Glimmer Strike, catch fiend.
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No. 650820 ID: 37adba

Be Glimmer Strike, catch fiend by figuring out where they're going and stopping them from getting there.
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No. 651457 ID: d44ee5
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651457

>Be Glimmer Strike, head suspect off at the pass

You have no idea where you are or where you're being led other than straight down the side of this mountain.
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No. 651479 ID: 37adba

Duh, what's at the bottom?
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No. 659947 ID: d44ee5
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659947

>>651479
What's below?

A long way down.

If this was a more serious telling of the story of a youth on a journey to kill off half her family, this would be the part where she tragically becomes paraplegic in a world where the wheel was only just recently re-discovered.

But in the name of not over-soap-boxing an already convoluted message, we will assume Striker has simply become lodged in the crotch of that tree up there as the stranger makes a clean get away with what ever is inside that dufflebag.

They head west down a foot trail.
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No. 659960 ID: cdec48

>>659947
Ride bright red butts.
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No. 660078 ID: d44ee5
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660078

>>659960
That thing is in NO way tame and probably wouldn't take kindly to you approaching it with what looks like a new baby on its back. Just because it's going to town on that passive mushroom tree doesn't mean it will not do a nasty number on you, too. You're not very good with animals. You're not even sure what that thing is called. Red Cheeked Ground Sloth? Besides, it's a good forty meters down the slope from where you are (and you can still smell it from here).
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No. 660098 ID: cdec48

>>660078
Trick ground sloth into chasing bag-thief. Perhaps throw an item at the babby and see if it considers the thief the antagonist since he's closer.
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No. 660457 ID: d44ee5
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660457

>>660098
That's genius, Dikbut! You're surprised you came up with that all by yourself!
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No. 660460 ID: d44ee5
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660460

You hesitate, though, about putting the babby in danger. You feel a severe pang of guilt at that prospect. You'll just have to be very careful.
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No. 660461 ID: d44ee5
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660461

BEING the HIGHLAND TREE LAMA now

Panel 1: wow, such strong good shroom, very good energy to make into baby food. Such luck!

Panel 2: RAR A DISTURBANCE!? Rock?

Panel 3: No, a seed pod? Something deliberately throws thing at me and new bab? Such insolence! There are RULE! There are ONE rule! Who has broked?

Panel 4: That two-leg down there seems suspect!

>Attack the two leg for their ignorance and disrespect
>Demand to know what the two-leg's friggin issue is
>Let it slide THIS time with a warning
>Run away, get help
>Look for more suspects. This place stinks with two-legs.
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No. 660478 ID: 3e2cae

Fart really hard
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No. 660491 ID: 3e2cae

Protect yo babbies, tree-llama-san
challenge the intruder
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No. 660510 ID: d44ee5
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660510

>>660491

You make a really intimidating sound in warning.
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No. 660514 ID: d44ee5
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660514

Well, this is embarrassing. They are not afraid of you even though you are clearly twice as tall. Perhaps you should attack them. Really teach them a lesson. Or perhaps it has something scary and loud hidden near by...
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No. 660515 ID: d44ee5
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660515

Just then, you spot at least one other two-leg. Uh oh. Looks like you have been an unwitting participant in some sort of two-leg turf-war. Or maybe they have both been working in tandem to attack YOU on two battle fronts. These intricately competitive and intelligent predators are nothing to fart at. You better hoof it. Besides.
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No. 660519 ID: d44ee5
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660519

That pink one reeks of murder-lust.
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No. 661844 ID: d44ee5
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661844

You just became someone else again because the story is now the easiest to tell from this perspective.

The zandyr beast took off not only in the direction you were headed, but in the direction of your father's farm which is oft subject to produce upheaval by the fauna. You will need to stop the beast. Luckily, you brought your Knit 42 Sorority Stopper, aptly named for its ability to be modded and loaded with an ammo effective at removing a man's entire ability to produce offspring OR it's ability to mow down a house full of prepubescent children on one magazine. Which ever visual brings you the most sick pleasure.

But right now, it's just loaded with rubber game-animal stunners. This would be illegal if you planned on killing the beast, but you only want to keep it from gorging on peaches or, worse, bringing its family back. It is breeding season, apparently, and they'll be ravenous. The pellets will give the animal a pain in its side for a week, but won't break skin. If it was something smaller like, say, a member of a sorority, the individual would be in a world of hurt and would probably die from pain overload.

Sometimes you wonder if god is real and pre-programed too many ways for a person to LET them self DIE. You have, personally, known at least one person who killed over from depression. Just . Slipped away. You also heard about someone whose whole mate-group kicked them out, one day. They died. 'Prisoner of War' is basically just a fancy title meaning 'the enemy is all out of bullets and knives and is uncreative and is just going to let us die ourselves to death.'

You feel weird, all the sudden. Not sure if something's off or if you just bummed yourself out. Should you pursue the zandyr beast or throw off the trail some in case you were followed? You don't know how they could have gotten through all that up there without knowing the way. You grew up in these hills.
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No. 661877 ID: d44ee5
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661877

Nah, no time to play Foot Soldier in the back woods. You'll be in for a nasty lecture if your father finds out you were not on the farm when you should have been. Better go take care of that zandyr beast.
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No. 661878 ID: d44ee5
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661878

[Your consciousness jumps back into Striker, again, who is in fact the main character. ]

THAT GUY WAS PACKING HEAT! Like, the HOT kind of heat! You had no idea! Is that even legal? Probably not! Wow, you're glad you didn't jump them when you had the chance! You are un-armed. The Prince of Ramshead's people took your hatchets when they held you for assaulting him.

>Try to get back to The Doctor's house for reinforcements
>Continue to engage stealth-mode. Follow the gun slinger
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No. 662047 ID: d44ee5
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662047

You half follow and half track the gun haver to this place: you've never seen anything like it. It is covered in rows of small-but-mature looking trees. Some boxes with trails leading to the row woods are on your right. There is a shed down the path from here and some larger houses on the other side of the trees. It smells sweet, but you can't quite place the scent. There is no sight of the young person with the gun or the creature they were hunting.

Though the houses in the distance look like dormitories, you see no people out. It is maybe their bed time. The sun is almost high overhead, now.
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No. 667335 ID: 44b2e4

Well you know where they are now at least, maybie. Go back to the doctors house and find out what they know about the theif. Also to see the doctor's kids like originaly planned befor we were distracted.
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No. 715921 ID: 4d37da
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715921

It will take Striker a few hours to find her way back up to the top of the mountain. Ahe wouldn't have given chase even if they had thought it wise; they are still hurt from the bus station incident, you know.

:ahef: This day feels like it's been going on for eight months, to be honest.

:doctorf: :[ I'm sorry. I'm sorry, why don't you come inside and rest. I'll see if we can get some luncher for everyone.

The Doctor seems really flustered or maybe even ashamed of what just happened. You sneakily palm the dropped vial of ant honey without The Doctor noticing.
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No. 715970 ID: 38685c

>>715921
Eat lunch!
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No. 717107 ID: 4d37da
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717107

You're Ahe Blink, by the way. The professional murder artist in black.

The Doctor unlocks the front gate. Upon closer inspection, you are impressed with the stranger's ability to scale this thing. It's really tall and has few hand or foot holds. They must be very well learned in climbing this kind of thing. The Doctor puts the lock back on the gate and then leads you across a small, yellow-stoned terrace to a beautiful wooden door, which is also locked.

Once inside with the door locked again, you note there is no where to take your shoes off. Maybe this used to be a hunting cabin, hundreds of years ago? Or a military fort? The humidifier block in the middle of the open floor plan seems like a later add-on, just going by the architecture of the place. But even that looks like it's very very old.

The Doctor walks past in a hurry, inviting you to take a bath while The Doctor – something about needing to speak with The Doctor's children. You're not about to touch that hornet's nest.
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No. 717109 ID: 4d37da
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717109

Damn, Daniel, these are pretty sweet digs! This place is almost as nice as your father's old home.

To the east of the entrance is the humidifier block. You could get cleaned up in there and change clothes maybe? You're pretty sweaty from the hike up here. However, you feel really weird using someone's personal humidity room. That's something people let you do in their homes, here in Mossland, but it is not something people do where you're from.

On the west wall is a collection of family cyanotypes, some books, maybe a folk art sculpture.

Along every wall are long benches, perhaps with storage underneath, with padding and cushions on top, perfect for lounging or naps: you people take so many naps. The benches are made of wood that matches the door (Mosslanders always have wood). The paneling is full of ornate carvings, hundreds of years old, probably. The carvings are in excellent condition considering how many children must have grown up here.

Behind you, the door and entrance way are well decorated with a collection of odds and ends, more cyanotypes and paintings, folk art, handicrafts, an ornate pendulum wall clock and some plants. In fact, the whole house seems to be full of them. Another Mossland tradition, you suppose.

There's an upstairs but you don't see how to get to it immediately.
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No. 717121 ID: 8065a4

Take a look at those books
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No. 719306 ID: 4d37da
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719306

You weigh your luck and decide to only snoop through the books on the.. shelf.. wall?

They look very old, but unlike most rich people's old books-on-display, these ones are not just old leather-bound volumes of tax law or culturally extinct traditional manners.

It looks like an old family tree.

It is common practice in this land for Princes to have names that are congrugated the same whether they are Adjectives, Verbs or Nouns. 'Scope' is a good one. You can scope out an area with your all-purpose-'scope and, then, that area which has been scoped will have the quality of being scope … uh. Okay that's a bad example. Kind of a stretch.

There aren't many words in most languages that work this way. Oh, PLUMB! You can drop a plumb down a pipe till it's plumb with the bottom and then plumb out a clog with it. There. Pitch! You can pitch some pitch in the pitch of night. Cool: you can step out into the cool to cool down and then you'll feel cool.

Lesser nobles settle on names like 'Strike' which is.. wait. Yes, just a noun and a verb. But wait, Striking? No, then it stops being a noun. What ever.

>Read about the region's royal history
>Look for another book
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No. 719309 ID: 90f3c0

>Read about the region's royal history
Sure, why not. More background info is always good, you might find something relevant to your mission.
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No. 719313 ID: 4d37da
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719313

You dig deeper, trying to find information that might help you out on your quest, but you discover something really wanky instead.

If you take Princess Glimmer Strike Dikbut III at her word and trust that that title is her REAL name, then that makes her a direct decedent of the quasi-religious figure known as 'Saw' or sometimes 'Gaze' or 'Gazer.'

But then the book seems to suggest that literally everyone in the entire nation of Mossland lays claim to that same heritage, which would make this place one big cesspool of in-breeding. Jeez, you hope it's not true. These girls will be chomping the bit to get at your fresh blood if they find out you're not their distant cousin!

That was sarcasm. You try to think of better ways to advertise you're a different race from everyone here.

>Find out more about Saw
>Find out more about Mossland political intrigue
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No. 719329 ID: 90f3c0

Political intrigue sounds more likely to contain useful information.
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No. 723718 ID: 39c8c2

Time for some politics!
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