Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)13:22 No. 613531 ID: 0eaf76
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I am never listening to you guys again.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)13:23 No. 613532 ID: 0eaf76
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>"What are you snickering about?"

"I purposely waited to collect the last dot to see what would happen."

>"...YOU WHAT?!"

"You deserved it."

>"I FELT EVERY INCH OF PAIN THAT THE STUPID GHOST PUT INTO ME."

see, it was a perfectly good plan, it just failed because all members of the group weren't on the same page.

>>613531
curious minds want to know where every inch actually went

Alek, that HURT. Deserved it? We knew it wasn't going to be sunshine and daisies. We were taking one for the team.

Did you see how disgusting that thing was? Even if it went like how we expected, it would have been a horrible time anyway. What did we do that deserved that pain? What deserves crotch impalement?

Wait. So did Pinky aim high or low?

"Want me to stick something to an approximately same location to you? See how much you like it?"

>>613532
Ok, sadism is not cool if the other one doesn’t like it. The next time she has to take one for the team.

Serious dickmove.

>You deserved it.
...fine. We're officially even for my kidnapping you, then.

Let's see what silly rewards, praise and/or mocking Pantsu has to offer.

Then... let's try to make a deal with Aleks. Maybe she's not up for teaming up for later battles right now, but could we agree to not try and murder each other or anything in between battles?

We were the ones who choose to stay behind and try to seduce her, blaming it on or getting agressive with your friend(Whos only just starting to open up to you) will just push them away.

Just take it with stride.

>>613542
Well she was perfectly able to prevent it...So..There's that, She more or less caused it to happen so...Yeah, It's pretty much her fault.

Yeah. It was really our dumb idea. She even said not to. We can't really blame her for not being able to look away from a trainwreck. Well, maybe a little.

>>613532
dude, not cool.
this is a maximum level dick move. this is the same level of actually raping a guy with a sharp object because that's exactly what just happened.
aleks, you just lost every cool point you had.

Aleks is marriage material, she enjoys your suffering.

looks like you both switched emotions, lol

Anyway, since you are not listening to us again, shall we start following Aleks' adventure, and give her advice? nah just kidding.

When Pantsu shows up, ask for the name of those guys who just lost, just in case.

Congrats on winning, stinger-rape aside.

>>613531
Well... you won, didn't you?

I don't see how you get to complain about it.

You guys? Are you finally starting to realize we're not your thoughts?

Haha. I'm not even sorry. But really, I'm pretty sure you guys were already even going in. She attacked your friend, you kidnapped her but weren't a dick about it. You both saved eachother's asses during the game. So, it's uneven.

What you really deserve, is the opportunity to return the favor. But in a nice way.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)18:49 No. 613601 ID: 0eaf76
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"I tried to warn you."

>"You didn't HAVE to wait until the last dot you know...now I'm scarred! I have lost all respect for you...god, what a dick move!"

"Would you rather me kill you during the fight? I could've aimed for you...instead, I protected you."

>"Ugh, protected me, I coulda handled myself..."

"Mmhmm."

"WOW! What a match! HAHAHAH! Ron, you got CASTRATED by a Pacman ghost! How hilarious!"

>"...haha..."

"Aww, don't be so down, you won! You are free to live another 3 days! For your prize, you win an extra 10 power points! Leaving you at 131!"

>"H-Hey! Don't announce my power level to Aleks!"

"Oops! Hehe..."

>"Now you have to tell me her power level as well."

"263."

>"...Well."

"In 2 days, you'll be summoned to the next challenge."

>"2?! I thought I had 3 days..."

"Nope. The time between challenges gets smaller. Eventually it'll be down to the last straw."

>"Ah jeez..."

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)18:49 No. 613602 ID: 0eaf76
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"It's pretty gosh darn late...! I better get you two back to your rightful places! See you in 2 days!"

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)18:49 No. 613603 ID: 0eaf76
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Poof.

>>613603
"...The pantie goddess thinks the bedroom is the best place for both of us?"

>You are free to live another 3 days!
>In 2 days, you'll be summoned to the next challenge.
Either there's a mistake there, or that suggests the next challenge is non-fatal.

>what do
Apologize for blowing up, that last part wasn't exactly fun for you.

It's late, tell Aleks she can crash here if she wants, or she can go. You're not gonna try to keep her against her will.

...hey, I don't know if you're still unwilling to work together in the future, but could we at least agree not to try and kill each other between contests?

You know I was not actually trying to seduce the thing right? Just distracting it long enough for you to grab the dot safely?

>>613603
...has Aleks been doing nothing but steal panties? Jesus christ Ron has HALF her power level. HALF.

Also we didn't even get 3 days. The contest started on saturday around noon. One day would be noon sunday. Two days is noon monday! We got ONE AND A HALF DAYS.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)19:24 No. 613618 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Uh...hey, I know I shouldn't expect you to help me...or anything but...can you agree not to kill me?"

"That is not what I agreed to. I agreed to help you out this once. I will not kill you now, we are both tired, but don't expect mercy from me in the future. Aren't you the one who said you lost respect for me? Why should I spare you."

>"Wh-Where are you going?"

"...Home. If you try and stop me you'll end up with a broken bone, so I suggest you let me leave."

>"..."

>Aleks left the room.

Oh my god...I need to get working if I want to catch up to her...she's double my level...how the hell did she manage that in the first place?! I'm assuming she started around the same time as me too...

I'm so tired...but do I have time to waste sleeping around?

agenda:
-ascertain status of your testicles
-ask why Aleks said nothing mattered after this challenge
-come up for an excuse to your friends as to why you didn't turn her in to the police

>>613603
Thanks Aleks for her help. She might have let you get castrated, but she also saved your ass more than once.
Exchange contact information. Offer to steal some of your families panties for her.

Ron, you still have everything down there, right?

Okay, I guess you should real talk with Aleks. Tell her you're grateful for the help and that yes, you needed it. You really wish that she didn't wait until the last moment, but we'll have to let bygones be bygones for that.

It looks like soon we'll be actual rivals instead of teammates so you should let her know that you hope to not walk away angry from each other, and that to have good luck in the competition. You're going to fight for that position, but still, you think you should be sportsmanlike in this. THat deer didn't deserve respect or sportsmanship, but Alek does. You'll let her go now.

Good game. Aleks, despite the ending. Whatever happens, may the best panty raider win. Just, please, don't violate any more girls in the night with chloroform kisses. You don't know what to say to our posse if we let you go and the panty thief STILL makes the news.

Alright you made three huge mistakes yesterday. 1) you gave panties to a rival. 2) you let the rival escape her bonds. 3) you let the rival know where you live.

You also learned a few things. 1) Her name is Aleks. 2) She works at a gay bar. 3) combat powers are really important.

No sleep for you. First, put on your mask you bought. Second, go break into someone's house and steal their panties. See how many points that gets you.

Oh also you learned you're an idiot.

...I am at a loss for words for how badly you face-planted at the finish line, Ron. You really shouldn't have said that to her. You pushed schadenfreude into a betrayal, and then you begged (showing weakness) instead of offering her another deal.

Now we're down an ally, and she knows where you live!

>what do
Sleep. You're tired, and you keep making mistakes. You'll make more mistakes if you press on without rest.

She got ahead of you because she is treating it as a life and death game while you are not taking it that seriously.

From the start she has been making off with panties so often that the whole town knows something is going on.

You made a mess of things but its not a complete disaster. Get some sleep and when you wake up you need to get serious about the panty thefts.

She knocks people out, random people who really don't deserve to be traumatized like that. You should get some rest now, you had a big day.

Work when your tired, rest when your dead. Start invading people's houses.

>>613530
Well, first of all, check if your man parts are still there.

Second, start making plans on how to get more points FAST. You need some combat powers badly (wearing a cup wouldn't be a bad idea either).

...okay, let me spell things out here.

Stealing panties at night is safer, faster, and easier. Therefore, if you sleep during the afternoons instead of at night, you can get more points by stealing during the night.

>>613618
She's much more aggressive about getting them.
However, YOU have a high priestess who can steal panties for you, and nobody would suspect her. She could, for example, go back to the sorority and get two more pairs from everybody there without drawing any notice.
While she's doing that, you can hit up a laundromat or something.

Also, Make a quick sketch of her face and give it to "our follower" Inform her that she's a rival and that if she sees her to gather any information she can without being suspicious. Best case? we find a way to get her on our side. Worst case? nothing...Maybe she finds out we have a follower, no big deal.

>>613646
That and she's a girl, A girl can go into women's locker rooms and such and no one would look twice. She can do stuff we can't. we are at a disadvantage.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)22:57 No. 613652 ID: 0eaf76
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I guess I did say some mean stuff back there...but...egh. Sleep sounds like a good idea. I need to wake up in time to actually do things tomorrow. As soon as the day starts, we need to formulate a plan...I'm sure I'll need Emy's help as well. Having a loyal priestess is an advantage. But uh, it's too late to really call her up now...

>You head up to your room.

Wait...did...that thing...

...

Phew, it didn't castrate me. That's a relief. I can still pass my genes onto my children! Huzzah! It still hurt like hell, though...eugh. Well, time for bed....

>You go to sleep.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)22:57 No. 613653 ID: 0eaf76
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"Ron...RON! RON WAKE UP."

Hu-uh wh..a...?

"Ron, jesus christ, wake UP. I need your credit card...NOW."

>"C-Clair? What tha fuck you need my card for?"

"It's important I swear!"

>In before Aleks stole ALL the panties in the house

"Fine, but I'm watchin' what you buy with it.
Where's yours? Did Mom and Dad cut it up?"

>>613653
"No.
Why?"

>>613653
don't let your siblings use your credit cards

that is a TERRIBLE idea

If its that important you can tell me why.

If not go away.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)23:11 No. 613659 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Uh, tell me why it's sooooo important, first off..."

What a way to wake up...

"This uh...celebrity is coming to town, and I want to go see a show of hers...but it erm, costs money."

>"Wha-- the fuck you do with your card?"

"I may have overcharged it a tad...come on, Ronny, just let me have your card. It's only like $40."

>"Nnngh...who is this celebrity?"

"Ingrid Slavokocha. A world-renowned fashionista...famous for her designs...I love her clothes so much..."

>"A clothes show? Like a fashion show?"

"Duh."

>"Um..."

Should I let her?

Well... Since you're going to end up being a model for the recruits, you may as well learn a bit about fashion yourself. Tell her you'll only let her use the card if she's alright with you going as well.

>>613659
And what possible incentive do you have to give her 40 bucks?

If she overcharged her own credit card she's already fucked up. Why are you supposed to fix her mistakes?

>>613659
"Fine, but you're taking Emy with you and gonna pay me back for BOTH tickets, deal?"

We will have Emy sneak backstage and steal super-famous fashion model panties.

Join in, go backstage and steal panties!

>>613663
The plan that cannot go wrong. Do it.

Fine, but you're coming too. And YOU'LL make the purchase, but not her. You gotta know the price.

Dude, man, SCORE. Celebrity panties. Can you imagine the points? They have to be at least worth a quarter of Pantsu's panties! Which, I remind you, is still a goal I'm planning for.

We can't do small time shit anymore to catch up with Alek. It's TOP TARGETS ONLY. Premium panties. Politicians, celebrities, GODS. Maybe in the meantime we can set up a cult and get panties that way.

Also, read sister's mind.

>world famous fashion show
So... lots of models with world famous fashion panties worth lots of points to steal?

I think we have out target for the day.

Tell your sis you'll get her in, but you're not just handing over your card. Not gonna let her make you go broke.

Also, throw the radio voice at her, just for fun.

We'll have to call Emy. If we're going to rip off a whole fashion show, we'll need help.

>>613661
Plus she probably won't think twice about doing the same to ours. I mean, if she's that careless with her own money, god forbid how she is with someone elses,

>>613659
Also, dude, why is your sister getting all shiny? Is she playing up her beauty to convince her brother into doing what she wants? Why isn't she doing puppy dog eyes?

Tell her to switch tactics, the puppy dog eyes are for family, the flutter eyes and appear shiny tactics are for boyfriends.

Orion 2014/12/20(Sat)23:43 No. 613678 ID: 0eaf76
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>Read her mind.

Dude...it's non-selective...and I bet my mind isn't even awake enough to do anything...

>"Hey, I'll make you a deal. I'll buy your stupid tickets if you let me and a friend tag along."

"A friend?"

>"A friend of mine...she...she's really into that designer I think."

"Really?! Hell yea! Gimme your card! I can't believe he agreed!"

>"I'll be paying for all our tickets ourselves...I assume I can just look this up online?"

"Yeah, yeah. The show's tonight, though. So better hurry! I want good seats."

>Clair left the room.

>"Good lord...at least I'm up fairly early...now let's see..."

>You flop over to your desk, pulling up the site on your computer.

Ingrid Sla...Slavo...kocha? Slavokocha... Ah! Here it is. Tonight, 7PM - 9PM...$40 per ticket. Not TOO expensive...she's damn lucky I know how to save money.

>You ordered 3 tickets!

I should probably notify Emy, it's rude to self-invite her without seeing if she's even free...

>You call Emy.

"...Hmm? Ron? You're up awfully early! What can I do for you, my holyness?"

>"Hey are you free tonight from 7-9?"

"Of course. I'm always free for you."

>"Oh thank lord, I uh, got us tickets for some show starring In...Ingrid Slavo- Sla-- kocha, something..."

"Ingrid Slavokocha? I know her! I own a few of her clothes."

>"Do you?"

"She's ingenius. Why'd you grab ticket-- Ohhhh, you want to steal Ingrid's panties?"

>"Right on."

"How devious! Count me in...!"

>"Awesome, thanks Emy! I'll pick you up tonight!"

"Sounds like a plan!"

>"Bye!"

"See ya!"

>You hang up.

The famous panties of a fashion designer has to be worth like 100 points at least.

Fashion shows also come with more than one set of clothes. Obviously, Ingrid's equiped panties would be worth the most points, but we may be able to make out quite nice, here.

Of course, that's hours away. What should we do till then? Maybe have breakfast and a morning shower while you think.

>>613682
Which is exactly why we should expect other contestants to be there as well. No way we're the only ones that thought about it.

Be cautious.

get a rag and chloroform. disguise self in alek's panty thief uniform. same outfit, same method of attack, will deflect suspicions.

>Do the thing we went vigilante to stop Aleks from doing
No.

>>613716
This. Let's not get all rapey. We will convince her to part of them with her own will - NO chloroform or whatever!

Hmmh, if you have a credit card, I guess our only real limit to spending money is your overcharge rate, since, you know, you'll soon be either dead or god, so you don't have to worry about actually paying the bills either way!

>>613678
>she's damn lucky I know how to save money
Well, you're a dude living with your parents and not even going to college. The only thing you probably buy are video games. And most of them are probably from Steam during the Steam sales, right?

Video games are a relatively cheap hobby, even if singular products are usually expensive.

Hey, look up a pic of Ingrid.
And while you're at it, internet research Pantsu.

So I guess it is time to eat some breakfast you won your first fight, thou should feast like a king!

>The only thing you probably buy are video games.
And nice paper for origami?

Although if you're poor, you can always just get your hands on free magazines. Some of them have the right stiffness for it, and that usually gives you something colorful and interesting to work with.

>>613678
I wonder if Aleks lied to you about her power level, saying it was higher than it actually was. That, or maybe Pantsu gave her a huge bonus for winning without losing any lives.

Is Reina working at the cafe today? if so, we can probably sneak and break into her home and steal her panties.

Orion 2014/12/21(Sun)21:08 No. 613825 ID: 0eaf76
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Speaking of which...I've never even heard of this Ingrid Slako...Slavi...Slavoko...kocha...person. Is she pretty? Let's find out...hmm...

Orion 2014/12/21(Sun)21:08 No. 613826 ID: 0eaf76
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Oh...

Oh...

Orion 2014/12/21(Sun)21:08 No. 613827 ID: 0eaf76
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Wow she's...kinda pretty... maybe this fashion show won't be so bad...though she probably won't be in the actual show.

Doggy's gonna chase him a bird.

Ogling isn't gonna help, though, Ron. The show is hours away, and we got other stuff to do first. Go grab some breakfast, while we think about where to get panties this morning.

>>613827
Waaaaaait a minute. Ron, is her plumage brightly colored? Male birds have bright plumage. You might be barking up the wrong tree.

>>613829

>> asking about color to a dog

Don't forget to research Pantsu online.

>>613829

Looks like an Owl to me.

>>613832
...well, I guess you can see her tits in those images anyway so never mind. Unless they're implants or something...

Orion 2014/12/21(Sun)21:47 No. 613834 ID: 0eaf76
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>What color is her plumage?

She's like...brown and stuff. I think she's a barn owl.

>You better eat breakfast!

Ahh, ah! Breakfast. Right.

>You go downstairs, after getting dressed in clean clothes.

"You're finally awake."

>"Mom...it's like 8am."

"I've been up for hours."

>"That's not a good thing."

"Whatever eat your bacon."

"Did you order the tickets?!"

>"Yep, I did."

"Yesssss....maybe she'll give away clothes..."

>"I didn't know you were into clothes so much..."

"Obviously you don't know me very well."

"Where are you youngsters going?!"

"Ingrid Slavokocha is having a show."

"Isn't she that bird girl?"

"Yep."

"BIRD! Get her autograph, will you sweetpea?!"

"If I...can?"

While these weirdos are talking, lets start thinking about what we will do today until the big night.

We need to start collecting panties asap, and not just from some easy targets. I'm talking targets like Reina for example. If she is busy working today at the cafe, lets try to sneak into her home and go panty raiding there.

Of course, I'm up to other ideas.

>>613834
You're gonna have to work out an exercise regimen today as well, Ron. A jog around the block, for instance.

>BIRD! Get her autograph, will you sweetpea?!
Well, now we have an excuse to try and get backstage, at least.

>Yesssss....maybe she'll give away clothes...
She will if we have anything to say about it!

>>613835
With mind reading and the voice through, we're kind of equipped for trying to play people. Our skillset doesn't help us breaking and entering.

And we're kind of fucked if Reina has a security system and we get caught. We'll definitely lose the next challenge if we lose time to a jail cell.

Oh old is your mom and dad?
Your Dad looks kind of young. And your Mom also looks a bit young. And dumb. And mean.

>And we're kind of fucked if Reina has a security system and we get caught. We'll definitely lose the next challenge if we lose time to a jail cell.

True, but on the other hand, with that amount of challenge, it would probably mean a LOT of points if we manage to pull it off.

>>613840
Except we know using panty powers doesn't scale down the estimation of how hard a challenge is rated. We're better off going after something valuable our powers actually help us with!

Orion 2014/12/21(Sun)22:23 No. 613842 ID: 0eaf76
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>Break into Reina's house.

First of all...that's a terrible idea...second of all...I have no idea where she even lives. It's not like I automatically know where everyone's home is.

"Ronald! You're going with your sister, correct?! BIRD"

>"I'm taking a friend with me, too. She's a fan of Ingrid as well."

"Don't get lost or anything."

>"Oh I'll try not to."

"Where is it anyways?"

"The Evron Convention Center. It's going to be huuuge! Probably will be tons of girls!"

Tons of girls? Oh...there'll probably be other panty pursuers there as well...

>How old are your parents? They look young.

My Mom's like...37. She had me real young...my sister even younger. She uh...wasn't a model citizen, if you know what I'm implying...luckily, my Dad didn't ditch her, so there's that.

Anyways, what am I going to do before the show starts? I don't work today...I need to figure out a way to find panties...

>>613842
If you're completely unwilling to do breakins, and you can't accost people in the middle of the day, then you have limited options.
You can call the girls you have phone numbers for but not a full set of panties, and go out on a date or something with them to try to nab another pair.
You can try to meet some new girls and steal their panties.

Lastly, you could steal some panties out of a laundromat.

We can try going to the mall, there are probably ladies around your age hanging out there for you to hit on for their panties.

>I don't work today...I need to figure out a way to find panties...
Well, you need someone to talk to, if you want to use the voice on them, or mind-read.

Beth's still on the list, and if you're desperate, Deer-chick would be pretty easy to get a second score from. Although it's a little early to call for a hookup.

>>613846
It's been two days. That's a reasonable amount of time to wait before calling someone. Plus she's into casual sex anyway so I don't think she'd care a whole lot.

The only issue I see with deer chick is that she may be related some way to deer man, and we basically murdered him. If we go that route, we must be careful not to bring him up.

>>613847
Oh. No, by early, I meant 8 am ain't usually a good time for a booty call.

>BIRD
I'm surprised he didn't marry a bird at this rate.
>luckily, my Dad didn't ditch her, so there's that.
Probably the only lady who would stick around the BIRD man.

Orion 2014/12/21(Sun)23:47 No. 613863 ID: 0eaf76
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>Go to mall.

Well, the mall is open. It's really too early to call someone anyways...except maybe Emy, but I'd rather not bother her. Anyways, the mall sounds like the best mix of challenge and ease of access, so that's what we're going to do!

>"Hey Mom, I'm gonna head out to the mall now."

"Don't die."

>"Right-o."

"Why are you going to the mall?"

>"Just need to pick up a few things..."

"Some more dumb video games, probably. Or stupid anime toys."

>"THEY'RE NOT STUPID."

"Whatever..."

>"Anyways, I'll be back home later."

"Watch out for the BIRDS."

>You drive over to the mall.

I haven't been here in a while...shall we start scouting around? Any particular place we should start looking?

>"Don't die."
She doesn't know how apt that is, lately.

>stupid / dumb
Man, you'd think she'd be nice for a little while after you got her those tickets!

>shall we start scouting around? Any particular place we should start looking?
Yes, scout. A laundry place, if there is one, might work. We've already tried a clothes store once (avoid that one, they might remember you), though others might work.

...be nice to hit a place where we could get several. Hmm.

>>613863
A can of mace, a butterfly knife, and a butterfly PRACTICE knife. Also, a Swiss army knife or multitool.

I am listing multiple knives for a reason: A swiss army knife includes blades designed for cutting through things, while a butterfly knife is primarily a weapon. Butterfly knives also offer a strong intimidation factor for little practice, meaning you would have the option of trying to make another contestant back down instead of fighting.

Although you should STILL buy Emy a rifle with a scope - it's pretty easy to cripple somebody with a bullet, and unless Pantsu starts throwing around healing magic to prevent cheating you can effectively take any malicious contestants out of the game.
I bring this up NOW because after the first game the survivors are going to realize this is a matter of life and death, and will start banking the whole "I'll either be a god or dead so consequences don't matter" thing to justify doing truly horrible things.

Dang, Ron. Your mum ain't too bad, actually.

Well, obviously you came here to find dumb anime figurines and video games, right?

If you buy a knife and balaclava, raiding for panties can become easier than ever. Just don't get yourself put in the slammer before you can see whatsherface's magic clothing show.

Also seconding for laundromat or whatever.

>>613871

Butterfly knife? Dude, go big or go home. Get yourself a machete or meat cleaver. Way scarier, if that's what you're going for.

>>613898
*snrk*
Sorry, just trying to picture someone attempting to conceal a machete on themselves - Huge slashes in their clothes, big protrusion from their pants, walking down the street in broad daylight. NORMAL

>>613842
Your weirdo dad got with that hottie around 16 or 15 years old?
Wow.
Bird-Dad must be some kind of player when he isn't thinking about birds
Also, getting a little uncomfortable staring at your Mom? Dude, you have a subconscious thing for BOTH your sister and your Mom? Christ man. Christ. You ARE officially the most perverted protagonist we've worked with. A sister is one thing we're used to, but we've never had a guy with an Oedipus complex.
>>613863
Laundromat. Shame that this probably won't get you that many points, but will still be more than your sister's.

>>613871
If we're looking for intimidation, then a simple, undecorated switchblade will trump a butterfly knife. It's also far easier to handle and use, so Ron won't cut himself trying to open it like he would with a butterfly knife.

>>613909
>"we've never had a guy with an Oedipus complex."

How quickly you've forgetten about poor young Ridder, Dirtbag.

>>613908

You could easily conceal one in a long overcoat, as some have pockets roughly those dimensions to fit a small umbrella or whatever.

Speaking from experience; stupidly bought one at a bad time of day, had to conceal it in an internal coat pocket all day because it wouldn't fit in my bag :V

Some machetes include scabbards, and any decent hunting or knife store will probably sell like a canvas one or whatever.

>>613908
A machete is perfectly concealable. It's just not terribly easy to get at once you've concealed it.

>>613912
My point is that you can't conceal it without looking suspicious and it still be readily available (ie, not stowed in a backpack). I consider going around with a huge duster or whatever in clear weather to be SUSPICIOUS so thats out too.

This is fiction, though, so whatever. I just thought the notion was funny.

>>613912
My point is that you can't conceal it without looking suspicious and it still be readily available (ie, not stowed in a backpack). I consider going around with a huge duster or whatever in clear weather to be SUSPICIOUS so thats out too.

This is fiction, though, so whatever. I just thought the notion was funny.

Also, could you find a nice camera? If you could pass as a photographer, you might be able to gain more covert access. Also, it would make you look less out of place. It will need to be expensive, though to look legit.

I have an observation. Nobody seemed to have brought weapons into that fight; but you all had your clothes. Are weapons even against the rules? What's the line between a piece of clothing and a weapon? For that matter, could you bring, like, a Kevlar vest into a challenge?

>>613938
Good question. Honestly,i think our friends are our best defense.a weapon will only get us in trouble if we don't know how to use it. Hell, it could be trouble even if we did.

We should focus on being as covert as possible and making allies that we can trust. Make love, not war.

>>613942
And get those allies to steal panties for us. Group effort!

>>613863
Go into the candle shop. If you see a girl looking at a particularly phallic candle that's less than 8 inches, walk up and say "Mine's bigger." With the voice. Close to their ear.

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)10:44 No. 613954 ID: 0eaf76
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>Buy up a few things!

Ahh jeez, alright, alright, lemme make a list or something... Some sort of knife...a camera...and did you say a trenchcoat? I ain't buying that... But where in the mall am I going to find a knife? I think there might be some sort of hunting store around here...or maybe a pawn store.

>You wander around the store.

Wait, if I DO manage to find a cute girl to steal from...what will our plan of action even be? Drag her to the bathroom and assault her there? That sounds a bit crude...

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)10:44 No. 613955 ID: 0eaf76
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"Oooh, look at that dog...he's...isn't he?"

"I guess...I would...kiss..."

Eh? Who's saying that?

>>613955
You mean "thinking"?

Look around to make sure there aren't any other dogs nearby: could be they're not even "thinking" of you.

Nobody's saying it. You're picking up someone thinking about you.

Can you sense the direction? Or does a look around show anyone watching you? (Don't match their gaze if they are, look away like you didn't notice).

>>613955
Look around to see if anyone's staring at you.

As for how to get at their panties, just set up a proper date. You're gonna be dating a lot of girls if you're charming the panties off them. Well, that, or get them good and charmed then make a bet- you bet you can guess whatever number they're thinking, and if you win you get their panties. If you lose they get to make you buy them any one item from the mall. I'm sure they'll take the bait. Oh, and have them write it down first so they can't just lie to you.

>>613963
Other variants include guessing what card they picked from the deck. You could probably buy one, too.

>>613955
Haha, your innate hotness strikes again!
Man, this mind read power is confusing.
Fun though.
Damn, if you had more time play with them I'd just keep buying Love and Utility powers, but we have to get a few Battle ones to survive.
I wish Pantsu made a skill tree instead of a lottery.

Is your mind read power directional? You have dog ears, you should be able to pinpoint an approximate location.

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)11:57 No. 613980 ID: 0eaf76
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Oh...yeah I guess these are people who are thinking about me--

Hmm...

What about that group of SUSPICIOUS YOUNG LADIES

Stick around, act casual, try to figure out which of them is thinking about you that way - perhaps glance at them every once in a while to see who blushes or whatever.

Pretend you haven't noticed but make yourself seem attractive.

Ms. Piggy there is looking at you seductively. her panties might be the easiest target, but may cost less points because of that.

Try to focus your mind radar in on them. As much as you can, anyways. It was probably not the insect lady, given she's reading right now.

>>613985

Piggy? That is a fine bovine if I ever saw one. Look at the horns and ears.

>>613985
Pretty sure that's a cow.

swag over, voice on. "hello there"

The cow definitely seems to be checking you out, or something behind you. The tigress, I think, seems to be looking but is less sure. The mantis looks extremely engrossed in that book. That's a coffee shop behind you right? Get something there and sit near the entrance where they can easily see you and see if they keep watching before you try making a move.

>>613955
>"Oooh, look at that dog...he's...isn't he?"
>>613980
Hey dude, I'd be careful with those ladies. I think at least one of them recognizes you as Claire's brother and I know a lot of people didn't like Claire if the moths were correct.

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)12:45 No. 614004 ID: 0eaf76
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So from a simple analysis, I'd say the cow is most interested...that mantis looks extremely uninterested though...so my best bet is probably the cow or tiger.

I suppose I should get something from the coffee shop behind me, chill out near the front, survey them.

"Wonder if...he's...ailable..."

They started whispering to each other. Damnit! I can't hear them!

How many women in my lifetime have thought about me like this, anyways!? Man this mind reading thing is really nice...I wonder how much I've missed out on in my lifetime...

>You grab a regular cup of coffee and sit near the front.

I'll pretend I'm browsing my phone or something...

Who should I zone in on? The cow, tiger or bug lady?

Give 'em a winning smile, see if the thoughts continue.

Mantis, I'm interested to know what book has her so fascinated.

>>614004
Try a bit of all three, in turn, just to get a general look on their views and opinions on you.

Mantis, if you hit on her, the others will find you more interesting because they will have to work harder to get you. Could set you up with all 3 if you play your cards right.

Remember, 2 days not much time for dating.

I also notice mantis girl is the most "fashion forward" looking of the bunch. You could have an easy conversation maker there, if you are clever. She may be going to the show - anything is possible.

Hey Ron,

Do you consider yourself single or dating Emy?
I'm just curious. I know you got that HJ from the biologist bunny, but I don't know if that counts.
I know she was open to you seducing Reina a bit but, I don't know. What if you hurt her feelings?

>>614011
I'm curious of that too.

Being practical, Ron's entire existence is at stake here. Since we seem to have taken the non-violent route, we don't have many options for acquiring panties. I'm sure Emy understands that and would prefer it to the alternative.

>>614004
Tiger. Mantis girl is creepy. Also they literally eat peoples faces, if rumors are true.

I agree with going for Mantis girl. Just be careful, Mantises are known for biting off the heads of their mates.

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)13:19 No. 614019 ID: 0eaf76
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>What about Emy?

I'm sure Emy understands that I'll have to flirt at least a little bit if I want to get some panties...she hasn't acted upset at all since that day she vowed herself to me. I'm sure it's fiiiine...

>Focus on mantis!

I'll focus on the mantis I suppose...but I want a quick glimpse of the other two...

Let's try and give a smirk at that tiger chick...

"Is he staring...do I look bad?"

Ahahhaa, this is kinda fun...mean, but fun...I won't take advantage of it though. Next the cow...

Wink! Wink!

"Mmm~ Moo~"

Whelp. Her thoughts are clear.

And the mantis...

Hmm...

"...and then Jonathan took Charlotte by the hand, whisking her to bed in one fatal swoop. He lifted off her shirt, pressing his face into her breasts. "Oh Jon! No so sudden..!"..."

Is...she reading...a dirty romance novel?

>>614019
Flash them a smile. Make it look like it could have been given to anyone. Perhaps you could even see whether they could nudge at the mantis to make her focus on you as well, so that you could wordlessly gain her attention too.

Overall pay them only the absolute minimum attention to keep their interest, and split it between all three.

Also, see whether you could focus seeing what they picture in their heads, rather than just reading their verbal thoughts. Practice your power a bit.

>>614019
there may be a literal tiger over there but that cow would be a tiger in the sack. switch tacks

>Is...she reading...a dirty romance novel?
Girlporn. It's acceptable in public!

>Emy will be fine
I guess. She did understand your powers were largely seduction based, and keeping a god to yourself is an odd idea.

Still, don't count on people being logical about their feelings.

>what do
Obviously we should be shooting for the trifecta.

>>614019
>I'm sure Emy understands that I'll have to flirt at least a little bit if I want to get some panties...
Yeah, panties, and a LOT of third base to get those panties off.

>>614019
Haha, I didn't actually think she'd be reading something like that. I thought I was just being a bit of a perv, but seems she is too. The tiger at the very least saw you look, I think it's time we went over and flirted a bit.

voice, MAXIMUM POWER!

Oh, I got an idea.

Wait until the mantis girl is reading the male protagonist say something nice, a compliment or such... then go and say that exact same thing.

Creep them out a bit.

>>614024
Seconding.

>>614056
This would probably work in a not-so-creepy way if we were using the voice.

>>614065
True dat. Make us seem less like a stalker creep and more like a mysterious magician.

>>614024
thirding this to the damn grave

Harder to get = more points, right? try for the Mantis, but don't neglect the others.

>>614019
5 way with three girls and emy....cow directs everything since she looks to be dominating...so many panties

>>614024
Tiger chick is literally thinking about him though! Hit the easy targets first.

The cow has breasts, does that mean it does not have any udders?

anyway, talk to them, you casanova, you.

>>614019
Oh please. You know what to do.

Try for all three.

>>614019
I like tiger girl best. Shy girls are more my type. She is also adorable. (the mantis girl seems uninterested too, though we could prob get her attention)

>>614099
yeah but you know his type is the more dominate female... the lion boss is a testament

A reminder: The more difficult the snatch, the more points you get.
I reiterate my wish to see some rubegoldberg-esque panty heists.

Use the romance novel to help plan your approach, and brazenly ask all three of them simultaneously to accompany you somewhere more private. Imply that it's a routine thing for you to satisfy two women at once and you're looking for more of a challenge.

Most important thing to remember, Ron: even before you got magic sexy-voice powers, the pickup lines you considered excessively cheesy were, in fact, completely effective.

I don't have any preference but I strongly urge Ron not to quote the book directly. At the very least it will look like he's memorized a cheesy romance novel.

>>614019
go after the shy tiger girl. The cow will probably end up being another dominant deer girl.

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)20:08 No. 614174 ID: 0eaf76
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>Sync up your words with the romance novel.

I'll wait for her to say something...then slide in all smooth like~

"...and then Jon seized her by her waist, staring into her eyes. "You're the single most beautiful woman I've ever had the pleasure of knowing...""

There's my chance. BOMBS AWAY I GUESS.

>"You're all the most beautiful women I've ever had the chance of seeing~"

"Oh you came over~ I was giving you bedroom eyes, glad you got the hint."

"...."

"A-Ah...can we help you with anything?"

>"A-Ah...can we help you with anything?"
Yeah, have a nice day.
And leave them wanting more. The one that follows you first is the one you get. Foolproof.
>"Oh you came over~ I was giving you bedroom eyes, glad you got the hint."
Damn, girl comes on STRONG

>>614175

This is so cheesy, I have to second it.

>>614175
Be mysterious and cool, make brief eye contact before leaving though.

...don't praying Mantis eat their lovers' head after sex?

Do... do they do that here too?

>>614186
Don't do this, we have voice based powers.
Use the voice based powers! Also they increase in effectiveness with close proximity. I don't think you are in close enough proximity to ANY of these three!

>>614188
That actually doesn't generally happen in the wild and is a result of underfeeding or stressful laboratory conditions.

>>614189

I don't know if we should, they already have the hots for us. It could backfire and they find the voice annoying.

>>614174
You could give me your names... I'm Ron.

>>614196
That is not how the power was described and the only times it has 'backfired' that I'm aware of were with people who already didn't like Ron.

>>614175
>The one that follows you first is the one you get.
The problem with that plan is, worst-case scenario they all stay seated, best-case is you only get the one.

"Why yes, you can! I realize this is a somewhat personal question... have the three of you shared a bedroom before or will I be your first?"

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)22:37 No. 614207 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Well for starters...I can have your names~"

"The name is Pearl~ But you can call me whatever you want~"

"M-My name is Khiram. ...do I look bad?..."

"I'm Priscilla."

"What's your name?"

>"Ron~"

"Mmm~"

"Um..."

Shit. What do I do now. It's creepy if I just stand here and stare at them.

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)22:37 No. 614208 ID: 0eaf76
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"...Charlotte blushed, embarrassed. "Oh Jon, stop saying such things...""

She started reading again. Am I boring her?

Maybe ask her what she's reading? Compliment some things about the girls without totally sounding creepy.

Pearl's definitely into you, so I don't feel as though you need to try as hard for her.

>>614208
She may already have a boyfriend, or just not be interested. Two out of three ain't bad, and besides, you don't want your head eaten, do you?

Offer to buy them a coffee or something... whatever works. Or ask what they are doing there.

So what you ladies doing? Reading? Saying hello. Making introductions?

Eyes on the prize, Ron. You need a combat power before the next contest, and that means you need all the points you can get: three pairs per girl. Random encounters don't carry that much, so give 'em a chance to retrieve treasure from the lair.

Think of some neutral meeting spot with obvious potential for privacy and sexytimes. A nearby hotel, maybe? Lean in close to Pearl and whisper (with, needless to say, voice-magic at maximum) just enough information to unambiguously identify the spot, then "before midnight tomorrow. Bring as many friends as you dare, and three pairs of panties each." Maybe throw in some suggestive eyebrow wiggling, a palm-up tickling gesture with one hand, and something about magic tricks.

Also, at some point look Khiram straight in the eye and tell her you're absolutely serious, she looks lovely. Time it as an instant rebuttal to her self-criticizing inner monologue.

Forget the mantis, go for a threesome with the other two.

"I'm waiting to meet up with some friends, mind if I join you guys for a bit?"

Orion 2014/12/22(Mon)23:22 No. 614233 ID: 0eaf76
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>"So you girls want to join me for a cup of coffee~?"

"I wouldn't mind it, how bout' you ladies?"

"Sure! I'm a bit thirsty anyways..."

"Fine, fine."

>"Perfect~"

>You lead the girls inside. They all order drinks and take a seat with you in a booth.

"Mmm, there's not enough room for all three of us to sit on a side...do you two want to sit next to him?"

"Urm...I...don't think it would be polite...Priscilla?"

"If I must. Surprised you didn't decide to."

"I'm afraid that man would be too overwhelmed by my beauty~"

Well, seat's open Priscilla!
So, tell me something about yourselves!

>She started reading again. Am I boring her?
That, or it's a coping mechanism to avoid social situations. I know I've used that one.

Khiram's self-conscious. She's looking away and being nervous. Is she fidgeting as well? Ask her if something's wrong. Word it like you're worried she might already have a boyfriend or something.

Orion 2014/12/23(Tue)01:02 No. 614270 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Tell me a bit about yourselves~"

"I'll go first, I suppose. As you know, my name is Pearl. I'm 24, work at a bakery with my Mom and Dad...erm, I like to call myself experienced in the field of romance."

"More like lust."

"Hehe, that's a better thing to call it. ...I do love sex..."

"Um, I'm 21. I work at a shoe store...um...that's...about it..."

"Khiram has a boy fetish."

"P-Pearl! ...think I'm weird..."

>"What does that mean?"

"She likes boys, but is too nervous to talk to any of them."

"I like books. Preferably of the romantic kind."

"Actually, I don't know Priscilla as well as Khiram."

"There is a reason for that. Anyways, I'm 22. I am currently unemployed. ...suppose he's kind of cute..."

"What about you, Ron? Gotta tell us some juicy bits about yourself..."

Hmm...should I lie about my age? It'll make me seem more...mature at least.

>"I'm 20, I work at a Starbox."

"A barista! Hey, Khiram, you love coffee!"

"Y-Yes I do in fact, like coffee..."

Kharim is the end goal now, she is TOO cute

Pearl should be easy to get. Just schedule a time with her, and we can get 3 panties easy peasy. We can focus on the other two more if we just do that.

Show off a little. Use origami skills to make flowers for the girls out of napkins.

>I like to call myself experienced in the field of romance.
>Hey, Khiram, you love coffee!
Do they allow you to grant a discount for friends? Invite her to come over some time. Then you can go on to say that you're rather fond of romance yourselves, but perhaps not the sort that Pearl is, admitting not having much experience in the matter. After that, you can delve off into asking Priscella if she could recommend any books.

>>614270
Keep giving a bit of attention to them all, see whether you could get Priscilla properly interested and Khiram a bit more confident.

Orion 2014/12/23(Tue)08:08 No. 614358 ID: 0eaf76
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>While talking, you start to craft origami figures.

>"Well hey, Khiram, you're free to visit me at Starbox...perhaps I can get you a few discounts for being so cute~"

"Erp...y-y-yeah m-maybe... ...going to puke..."

"Ohoho! Now you've done it! Khiram, aren't you supposed to be a tiger? Why are you so red? Heheheh!"

"That's a nice origami figure."

>"Thanks~ I like origami~"

"It's a beautiful artform."

"You don't happen to be free later, hmm?"

>"I'm always free~"

"This may seem a bit sudden...but...a certain girly here needs to have a first time, already."

"...Y-You don't mean..."

"I'm sure she wants to bang you, she's just too scared to admi--"

>Khiram slapped a hand over Pearl's mouth.

"D-Don't listen to her! Sh-She's crrrazy! Aha......he would never..."

"Ish whash parshlly a joche."

>>614358
HA
"Hey, I'm not saying no!"

>>614363
Especially to such a charming girl as you~

>>614358
Yeah that basically settles it huh?

Laugh a little and say that this is going a bit fast but she is pretty cute. You would like to get to know her more.

>Ish whash parshlly a joche.
Should I partially laugh?

Try to be a little reassuring here, for tiger chick's sake. I mean, you should understand this, Ron. You were in her situation just a few days ago! Only now you get to be her deer chick.

Orion 2014/12/23(Tue)08:37 No. 614372 ID: 0eaf76
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>"It's going a bit fast...but hey, I'm not saying no~ Especially to such a cute girl such as yourself~"

"..."

"Oooooh! Get a room, you two!"

"...I want to...but he's...not serious..."

"There's a motel just across the street if you'd like, I can easily rent you guys a room~"

Egh, I don't enough time for that...

"Or...you could just use one of the bathrooms..."

"Absolut-tely not!"

"I know you want to."

"Tha-at's illegal! Among o-other things..."

"Me and Priscilla will keep watch or something if you want to get it onnnn~"

"...."

"Whaddya say, Ronny-boy?"

>>614372
A bathroom for a girl's first time? Seems kind of unromantic, but I don't think we wouldn't decline on that if she really wants to.

Honestly it's not that terrible, we're not gonna mention names but plenty of boys lose their virginity in changing rooms, among other places.

Still, though. If there's a bed available somewhere that would be preferred.

No ridiculous lines or flirting for a moment. Just lock eyes with Khiram, and give her a moment of honesty so she can see you're real and not just messing with her.

He thoughts will probably explode when she realizes it.

>Whaddya say, Ronny-boy?
I won't say no, if that's what she really wants.

>A bathroom for a girl's first time? Seems kind of unromantic
Trying to think if there are any other suitable locations in a mall to crash. There are probably like actual bedroom displays, but those are always completely in the open. Break rooms might be empty, but you don't work here, and that's harder to secure / make private than a bathroom. Maybe if there was a store that wasn't open we could sneak into, but then we run the risk of being caught tripping an alarm.

>>614372
On the one hand, this seems really degrading for the poor girl. On the other, Ron lost his in a changing room and he could tell her that to make her feel better about it.

Ask about the circumstances of where the others lost their virginity as well! Everyone lets out their embarrassing secrets to help inspire confidence in the tiger.

>>614386
This is a good idea. As much as we might prefer it to be like it's in movies and such, losing one's virginity is nearly always embarrassing as hell. Let's try and make her see that, relax a bit.

And if she still doesn't want to, hey, it's fine: we can take things slower. Maybe just cuddle for a bit?

I'd say when we get the girl alone, we should offer her an out. If she doesn't want to, or feels she's being rushed or pressured into things, we'll gladly lie to her friends about what happened.

Why, she could even give us her panties as... 'proof'. That would fool them!

(Just planning so we get panties either way).

>>614372
Isn't this a lot of pressure for a first time? Shouldn't there be candles and shit.

Ron, we do have time for a motel, we're not meeting anybody. We're looking out for panty prospects. Here's one. A shy one. High points. Agree with the motel plan. uuuugh, we know she wants to but she also doesn't. I don't want to hurt her, Ron. Should we go the Emy route or what? Let her know that you'll take it very slow. Tell her it doesn't necessarily need to happen, but you hope that maybe you can at least get her to have a fun time. You're good at other things.

Or we can take the highest risk and ask Pearl or Pricilla to maybe help her through the moves, comfort her and shit? If one of them was there it might ease her nerves and and help make it a wonderful time for her? It's a lot, but you'd be surprised how comforting a friend might be in this situation.

Orion 2014/12/23(Tue)09:11 No. 614396 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Losing your virginity in a bathroom is a bit...strange~ I lost mine in a changing room, so don't feel too bad about it, Khiram~"

"R-Really?"

"I lost mine, drunk at a party."

"A car."

"...I-I have no p-problem with it...I suppose I just...d-don't want to get arrested..."

>"Khiram."

"Huh?"

>You stare at her, assuring her you are sincere.

"......I really want to...but...what if...I don't want trouble...I've wanted this for years..."

>>614372
Go with the motel. Try to make her time a bit more special then doing it in the bathroom. You can put off whatever else you were doing til later. Also, condoms. Get them.

>>614385
The first par of this too.

>>614396
It'll be fiiiiiine.

There has to be one of those large, single room bathrooms right? With a lock on it? I mean, if there's a security camera nearby and someone is watching two people enter, then it's obvious what's happening. Might not be a camera though.

>I really want to...but...
Just give her a smile.

Then start planning with her friends. Okay, if she wants to do this, how they gonna keep her from getting caught? (Reassuring her concern).

Also: bet you're glad we insisted you buy condoms now, Ron.

Use the motel, that way you can get condom on the way.

You know, you should probably let the poor girl have her first time with someone she loves, rather than regret it on a one night stand.

>>614409
Some people cherish their virginities and prefer to lose them to someone special, as you said. But not everyone: others, such as Ron and the other girls here, consider it just another moment of fun in life, one that leads to many more of its type. People are different.

Judging by her reaction, Khiram too seems to belong to the latter group. She'll be fine.

You should ask her, once her friends aren't pressuring her, if she really wants to do it.

Orion 2014/12/23(Tue)10:06 No. 614425 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Listen, Khiram, I have enough time for a motel if you'd be up for it~"

"...Y-You'd do that? You really d-don't have to..."

>"I'd do anything for someone like you~"

"..."

"That settles it then! Come on! I'll pay for the room! I'm betting you'll only need it for an hour, though~"

"...I thought we were going to the bookstore."

"We can go while they're getting it on."

>You get up from the table.

"O-Oh my... So nervous...but...excited..."

Thank god I have condoms...

>You leave the mall, walking to the motel across the street.

This looks like kind of a crappy motel...

"I checked out a room for you, here's the key, it's in A13."

>"Thank you, kindly~"

"Take it easy on her~ ...lucky bitch, heh..."

>"Shall we go, m'lady~?"

"Y-Yes!"

Orion 2014/12/23(Tue)10:06 No. 614426 ID: 0eaf76
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>You enter your room.

"...U-Um...so how do we usually s-start this?"

Any way you want to.
Straight to it.
Foreplay.
Massage.
Talking.
Get comfortable.

sit her down and start with a kiss.

Use the voice and whisper sweet nothings into her ear.

>so how do we usually s-start this?
A kiss?

Also, before we get too far, make it clear she doesn't have to do anything, if she doesn't want to. I mean, we'd be glad to, but we're willing to cover for her too. (Aka this >>614393 ). Make sure she really wants this, without people pressuring her into it.

Orion 2014/12/23(Tue)10:17 No. 614438 ID: 0eaf76
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>You sit down on the bed, pulling her beside you.

>"You just have to relax~"

"Ah..."

>You lean into her ear.

>"I want you to feel comfortable...if you want to stop at any point...just tell me, ok~?"

"Actually I uh, should...tell you something...Pearl and Priscilla don't k-know b-but...I..."

>"Hmm~?"

"I have a-ah...a..."

>"A....?"

"I have a...penis..."

>"What~?"

"I h-have a uh...m-man...part..."

>"Wh--...oh."

"...I-If you don't...want to do it...you don't have to..."

>"Um..."

talk first. no need to rush.

This requires some clarification: when you say you have a penis, do you mean you are a pre-op transsexual, or a hermaphrodite?

Either way... hey, might as well go for it. New experiences and all.

>>614438
UH

Yeah steal those maybe-worthless panties and run away.

put it in. and put you masturbation skills t use and give her a reach around.

So Ron, how do feel about butt stuff? Also does this mean she even wears panties? One more thing don't over react, that might make her feel pretty awful.

Well that explains her shyness.
Remember, Ron...the harder to get panties, the more points!

>penis
So that's why she was so nervous.

Honestly though, so long as she still wears panties, this ain't a dealbreaker. (And even if she doesn't, we'll just try to figure out how to snag some from the friends).

Seriously Ron, don't let little dick scare you away from helping a cute girl. It would be terribly cruel to back down now, especially since she's apparently been too afraid to approach anyone else for years, according to her thoughts.

>what do
Pause. Blink.

And then kiss her.

>on the up side
Pantsu is gonna find this hilarious. These are gonna be some high scoring panties.

Ron, do her. It's fine. Doesn't change a goddamn thing.

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How do I even feel about anal? I've...wanted to try it. It sounds fun.

>"N-No I still want it, this is just...unexpected. Do you still wear...panties?"

"Yes?"

>"Oh okay..."

"...I-It's disgusting...I know..."

>"It's not disgusting at all! Um...but did you...choose for this...?"

"I was...b-born with it...my parents couldn't afford to h-have it changed...so..."

>"Oh..."

"Listen, y-you really don't have to...I know this is strange and weird and you're probably just lying to make me feel better..."

put on your most serious face. look her straight in the eyes and tell her she is beautiful

Hmmm...Will these panties count?

May the sexual healing commence. Afterwards, play shrink with her to confront herself on this matter. How she feels about herself and such.

>>614460
USE THE VOICE WHILE DOING THIS.

>>614438
Oh... I see.
So is she a dom or a sub? Who's penetrating who?

>>614465
Upvote.

Touch her on the penis.

Tell her she's very pretty. You're not interested in guys but uh, yeah, she isn't really a dude, and so long as she doesn't want you to do anything with her dick it'll be fine.

Got lube? You're gonna need lube.

...Well it looks like everyone is in for a new experience, now be gentle.

>>614467
Well, she seems pretty girlish. Maybe she's more for the passive role in the act?

Now, no one is obligated to go through with this. We were kinda blindsided with this information. However, we should do this. Think about this poor girl. If you walk away, do you think she'll ever have the courage to open up again?
Now tell her you are still up for and start with kisses on her neck.

>>614457
Kiss her.

Tell her that, since you met her as a woman, you'd rather treat her like a woman.

Leaving now really isn't an option. Unless you are insensitive as fuck.

>>614460
>>614465
And kiss her! Actions speak louder than words!

>Will these panties count?
They're panties. And she thinks she's a girl, so why not?

Several problems:

1. This is impromptu as hell, so it's unlikely that either of you are "prepared" for anal, if you catch my drift. I doubt you've been secretly carrying lube with you.

2. She is cute, but can you even get it up for her, knowing she has a penis? It'll be embarrassing for both of you if you can't.

3. You will have a hard time getting her to willingly part with the only garments that keep her parts in place.

You may need to trade her your undies for hers, if you even get that far. Keeping in mind the above points, I think you should have a much fun as possible and offer to tell her friends whatever story she wants if she'll indulge your wierd hobby and trade undergarments.

Above all, be as honest as possible, godhood notwithstanding

Wait, shit, we need lube. Unless she has a vagina too? We can't have anal without lube!

>>614486
Rimming is a thing. Not a regular thing, but a thing. Also, there's nonpenetrative sex. Frotting and the like.

>>614486
Her friends are outside. Ron can open the door and ask them to get lube.

>>614490
They're at the book store.

>>614491
It's been like 20 seconds. They're still there.

>>614492
No, it's been around 5 minutes.

>>614492
No, it's been minutes. There's a clock right there in the top left!

Hey can't we contact Pantsu mentally for a quick check on whether her panties are worth anything?

You know, since Pantsu is progressive and to get these panties you have to leave your comfort zone a bit, they have to be worth QUITE a bit if she counts them. Because you opened up your homosexual side for these panties, and she might like that courage.

>>614495
It's a moot point. We're not going to be a horrible person and run away even if Pantsu says she won't take them.

it sounds like she has both parts. i don't think anal will be necessary, but lube is always good.

Just say this isn't something you've ever had to think about and ask her what she'd be comfortable with. Between what she says and what she thinks, we can hopefully accomodate her in a way Ron is comfortable with.

She's still pretty, and if she considers herself female then that's what matters. Do whatever you need to make her comfortable.

She's very pretty. And she seems rather sweet. If you're going to have a quasi-homosexual / othersexual encouter you can do /alot/ worse.

>>614494
Fair enough.
A motel with hourly rates probably sells lube. Likely in a vending machine in the room itself or in the connected bathroom.

>I have a...penis
>I was...b-born with it

Welp. Does she have both parts or just the male bits? That doesn't change whether or not you go about it, just how it goes.

The "do I look bad" and "think I'm weird" thoughts of hers make a lot more sense now.

Make a mental note on getting rid of it when we're gods. If she wants to.

>>614517
This is a good idea.

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"I think I'm j-just gonna go--"

>You kiss Khirama.

"Mmm!"

>"You're beautiful~ And if you still want me...I'll be glad to be your first time..."

"...Y-You mean it?"

>"Of course I do..."

>"Mmm, let's get you more comfortable..."

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"I hope I'm not too repulsive..."

>>614527
So far you're just as beautiful as any other girl would be!

Well, aside from that bulge. But that don't matter.

Fuck it. Give her head, Ron. Oral is a good way to start off.

>>614527
Say nothing.
Push her onto her back, then pull down her panties with your teeth.

>>614534
Isn't that kind of an advanced technique? We had , what, two and a half actual sexual encounters.

>>614531
I doubt it's functional if she has developed female secondary sexual characteristics.

>>614527
Tell her she's cute. Try to ignore the bulge. Ask her if those boobs are real. Is she taking hormones or something? TOUCH THE BOOBS

>>614531
HAHAHA I really doubt Ron's gonna go that far into dick experimentation.

Cup her face.

Stop talking about yourself that way. (Maybe refrence when Ron thought he was just a dork?)

>>614538
>Ask her if those boobs are real. Is she taking hormones or something?

Jeez, she's not trans. There are people who have the misfortune of being born with both sexual organs, one of them being completely useless in most cases. That's why she was talking about her family not having enough money to surgically remove the penis.