>>630399
"You could join in, if you want ~ ヮ •́ "

A three-way reading session would certainly be beneficial.

>>630400
seconding that, what could go wrong?

Good, now apologize for your behavior to the girl.

Becoming a sort of incubus has changed you quite a bit and made you almost completely distant to the needs and wants of others. If you are unhappy with your service, please call this number. Ronald the Incubus Incorporated would appreciate your feedback. A complimentary free burger and shake coupon code will follow the survey. We value all of our customers.

And give her YOUR number.
She's too in-confident to get rid of it Ron. Too curious. You've laid the lure.

>>630400
or that.
Might insult the meganekko behind you but by all means try.

>>630399
"Would you like to... Read... with us?"

Don't forget you can read minds! See what she thinks of you first, only ask her to join in if there's any bit of interest.

If she's not interested, leave her for later.

>>630449
Im gonna agree with mindreading first, but im all for trying for both.

>>630464
I'm not saying we shouldn't try for both, just that it depends whether we should go for both at once or one at a time.

>>630449
>>630464
We don't actually have control over who's mind we read and when we read it.

Regardless of what happens, it would probably be a good idea to mention sometime soon that before you get down to boinkin', you need a contract, sealed with a kiss. False, of course, but it fits with your facade and it'd let you get a read on what glasses girl thinks of you.

bird in the hand. intent readers of romance literature may not tolerate someone who doesn't seem to be taking this seriously. not saying don't go for both, but tread carefully. maybe make her jealous.

Orion 2015/03/23(Mon)21:23 No. 630590 ID: 76c67f
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>"You can join us if you want. Doubt you have much to do downstairs."

"As much as I would love to snuggle down with a good book, I need to organize a few things in the office. Now that I think about it...you could leave this girl alone and help me downstairs if you're so bored." ...is he too stupid...?

"Yes. If you could abandon my person, I would appreciate it very much. Mmhmm."

But we were just getting to the good part. We can not leave until we are finished, for what use is there in a wasted opportunity? After that then we can discus the matter of dismissal of your person if that is what you still desire. Also to the dear librarian, rest assured you will no longer have any trouble from us and that our meeting of you was a splendid treat indeed.

>>630590
"Haha, yeah aight. Sorry for being a creep by the way, kinda got caught up in the weird story you started weaving for me."
Seriously, think we went JUUUUST a bit overboard there.

Ron...
Be careful.
She might be another contestant that was in another tier from you and Alecks.

She knows, Ron.
She knows. But not about the mind reading. Ask her if you've seen her before. A common friend in an energetic chinchilla?

Guys I think she needs some of those fancy words we were throwing around earlier.

Don't look at me, I'm not in the mood.

Well, we should stay with Olive, it's not like the librarian will have any less to do later. However, Olive will probably be freed from our grasp if we go help the librarian off.

Let's say we appreciate the offer, but no thanks.

He is too stupid, yes. Ron, the librarian just all but confirmed Red Glasses wants the D.

Come on man, don't be daft.

>>630633
"...But here's my number if you'd like to pick this up later."
because shit, why not

>>622607
I've never heard of nutmeg in snickerdoodles. They're pretty much just sugar cookies rolled in cinnamon sugar.

>>630651
>>630646
Brevity is the source of wit.
Simply turn to Olive and say
"... Excellent..."

>>630590
Give Olive your number, go with the librarian for now. But be careful in case she's trouble.

Turn back to Olive, smile, and say:
“I’ve already informed you how to banish me from your presence.”

Back in the whole 'perhaps i’m a incubus' speech 2 ways were mentioned to banish a incubus.

>>630687
This seems right.

Deal with glasses upstairs, then go after librarian downstairs.

Those are definitely two sets of pants you need to get yourself into.

>...is he too stupid...?
My best guess is she's wondering if we're too stupid to notice that she basically gave us implicit permission to "...read" up here. (No one around, or downstairs, just keep it down). Making a pass at her, or ignoring our companion to do so, does seem stupid in that light. (Although we're partially doing it to get a rise out of her, anyways).

Seems to fit better than her wondering if we're too stupid to follow her.

So... if we've got implicit permission for explicit action, we might as well act, promptly and licentiously.

No matter how hot that librarian is, you don't stop in the middle and switch girls, no way.

Tell her you'll keep quiet and go back to this borderline inappropriate hitting on.

Stick with the girl for now. You can always go bother the librarian after.

Orion 2015/03/25(Wed)20:54 No. 630995 ID: 76c67f
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>"Nah, I'll just stay here. You go do the organization without me~"

"Very well. Have fun, don't be too loud. If I hear one peep out of you, I'm kicking you out."

The librarian left.

"Are you persistant on being annoying today? I thought I made it quite clear that your company is not welcome, you incubus."

>"Come on, am I really that bad?"

"Yes."

Hmm, alright. So...we need to get this girl's panties. But how? She's acting all coy and stuff...we're running out of time, too. Is it okay to just take her panties in a public setting?

"I'm trying to enjoy the calming experience of reading a book in a small library. Is that too complicated for your testosterone-infected brain to comprehend?"

>>630995
You like the calming experience of a book, but what about around you? I offer you the thrill of the unknown.

I need your help to become more powerful. Yes, the act is seemingly lewd, but not actually what you think incubus do. It will push me forward towards becoming something incredible. There are other incubus's out there, succubi too. Have you heard of the panty thief from the newspaper? I succubus I stopped just last night. Not a mere pervert, but a power hungry sadist, driven for justice in a cruel world.

I offer you a chance to live through the plot one of your books, to see and know the weird, perhaps engage in a journey with me.

Please, think of a password right now. Getting the password right is but one of the weird tricks I have access to once I've started on the path for power. I will gain more as I grow in power. Heck, do multiple passwords. I will guess them all. All you need is to merely think them.

Join me. Become a protagonist instead of a reader.

>>631006
I have the oddest feeling she'll want to stay a reader.

But this is better than any idea I have other than maybe flat out asking what's so bad about you and following up with the casual reminder "girls like bad boys" as though that's not a stupid thing to say.

you aren't even asking for sex just her underwear.

Ask if she'd rather keep reading about it, or if she'd rather maybe experience it herself. Tell her if she really wants to be free of you, just make the sign of the cross and you will leave.

>>630995
Maybe you should go and check the librarian lady. I mean, she SEEMS to have some interest in you.

You know when I first walked by you were hardly in a calm mood.

I saw a girl who was really passionate about her reading. Someone who got so into the story it felt real.

So I figured maybe that girl might be worth getting to know better.

But if you would prefer to avoid real life romance and get everything from a book instead I could go find another section of the library to browse.

>>630995
Note: If the librarian comes to kick you out, at least try to be nice and try to help Olive stay because honestly, you will probably be the fault of getting kicked out if it happens.

But of course, let's try not to get kicked out.

Aha! But an incubus will not leave without getting what it came for, namely your panties!

Fuck it. Kiss her. Then take her by the hand and lead her somewhere a lil more out of the way. If she resists let her go and go mack on the librarian.

>Is that too complicated for your testosterone-infected brain to comprehend?
If I may be so bold, it is no I who appears afflicted with an infection of desire. (Referring to her blush). Why, your symptoms have progressed to feverish.

...And I understand we're meant to be silent. (The approach here is she has to pretend not to be interested in us slash respond to our advances while we get her off).

>give her an out
If she really wants an out, all she has to do is walk away. Past the end of those shelves. When she turns back, we'll have disappeared.

But is that really what she wants...?

>also
Do we want to use the voice? It might be a good way to tell if this is a game for her or if she really wants us gone.

>>631014
Two hands in the bush is a worth a bird in the... okay, I forget where I was going with that, but the point is don't get greedy. Follow up on your current prospect before chasing a new one.

>>630995
Ask her why, then, is she still sitting with you?
If she just walked away, we (probably) wouldn't try to pursue her.

voice all the way here.

Tell her you will only leave her alone if she
goes on a date with you. In a fancy worded way. With the voice.

>I'm trying to enjoy the calming experience of reading a book in a small library
Offer to let her enjoy the book at the same time as she's enjoying something else.

Just ask for her panties in exchange for leaving her in peace.

Take off her glasses and say some jive shit about how nice her eyes are.

I'm thinking if you can get her to submit (or just not resist, whatever), you could work your way up to oral, and take off her panties in the process. Pocket them while she's distracted, finish her off, then say something like "If you want more, call me" and give her your number. Then walk off with her panties. She won't realize what happened until it's too late, or not care.

Then you can go hit on the librarian. (maybe wash your face first)

She says 'calming,' but she was getting pretty worked up over that plot twist. Point out the contradiction and offer to lick away the nectar of her baser desires so she can calm all the way down and concentrate properly on the scholarship you so rudely interrupted. Remove panties for oral, pocket them, abscond while she's distracted by afterglow.

>>630590
>you could leave this girl alone and help me downstairs
Why do I only now notice this?

>>643707
necro-ing is bad mkay?