>>475836
>>475837
Take both jobs to ensure he has no other security than us, then capture him and turn him over to the UN.

Also steal his money if we can. Getting paid twice is always nice.

>>475839
Wouldn't that give a start up PMC a shitty reputation right off the bat? I'm thinking of taking the job of killing this guy. I'm also fine with the protection job but I don't want to take both jobs at the same time.

Thank John for his time and tell him he'll be contacted when the final selection is made.

Thomm may be a problem, regardless of whether he's really a maniac, simply because he has Rape in his name. Might not mesh well with Jade.

Anyways, we could always secretly take both jobs, to ensure we have no competition, then do whichever one pays best once we know the exact numbers and whether this guy is legit corrupt. To make it even more secretive, have Jade hide out ready to Snipe him at our mark, while Branflake, John, and Finagles guard his body. Klum can hang out with Jade and help keep watch in case anyone else takes one of the jobs. Maybe she can look up some info on this Hoqo guy on a laptop or something, see what's up.

>>475842
Or it could get us an awesome reputation for tactics, depending on how it goes down.

We could always stage a mock attack on our minor politician while we guard him. Lotsa explosions to make it feel "extreme". Bottom line we get a customer who feels like he has the best security detail that got him out of a shitstorm and will speak highly of us.

In other words fake an attack to boost our reputation. Might lose some money but a good impression will make for good business later on.

SHady Character 2012/12/01(Sat)02:11 No. 475869 ID: cea452
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WOnderful. You're already thinking ahead. That's good, isn't it?

You thank John for his time and tell him he'll be contacted when the final selection is made. Sure, thanks, he says, and he hangs up.

The job(s) you choose to take will be determined by a vote, with one direct suggestion to take an explicit action counting as one vote toward that action. In the future the majority of choices you make will be determined by a tally of votes for an action.
In this case the votes are for whether or not to take both available job offers at the same time.

>I don't want to take both jobs at the same time.

>Take both jobs to ensure he has no other security than us
>secretly take both jobs, to ensure we have no competition

You decide you will sign contradictory contracts with both the Union of Nations and with Afvermand Hoqo at the same time. I'm certain I need not remind you to fully consider all the possibilities that would affect your decision and to fully consider all the possible consequences of your decision.

WOnderful. You have assembled your team and chosen your mission(s). I will just ask you to finalize your decisions here.

I'm still voting for taking one of the jobs(I'm fine with either job) and not both of them due to the fact people will concentrate on the negatives. Taking both jobs means we are scamming one of the clients which would cause a black stain on the PMC's reputation.

>>475932
I guess we could just take the Nix HVT job. With a skilled sniper like Jade, killing him should be simple should capture fail.

I think I am also against signing up for both. You can only get mercenary work if someone trusts you enough to hire you.

>>475933
I'm okay with that.

SHady Character 2012/12/01(Sat)21:23 No. 476027 ID: cea452
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SO you actually want to take just one job, then. WOnderful, then, that you changed your mind before you had to commit to your decision. Keep in mind that in the future you may not have the chance to change your mind at the last second like this. THere may be decisions that you must make in the future that you will only have one chance to make. I'm certain I need not ask you to ensure you keep that in mind.

You decide to take just the Nix HVT job. Since you said nothing about changing which soldiers to accept, I'll assume you are happy with accepting Hernick, Maryam, Graves and Klum, and declining Rape.

SHady Character 2012/12/01(Sat)21:23 No. 476028 ID: cea452
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WOnderful. Acceptance letters (and rejection letter) have been sent out, and a contract with UN is being negotiated. While you wait for everything to come together...
YOur Company needs a name and a logo. Please choose one.

Suggestion 2012/12/01(Sat)22:27 No. 476032 ID: 53688c
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Two's Company

I kid.

Suggestion 2012/12/01(Sat)22:46 No. 476035 ID: 6a5a08
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Obligatory.

Suggestion 2012/12/01(Sat)23:03 No. 476038 ID: 6a5a08
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Real suggestion:
Bran Co.

Suggestion 2012/12/02(Sun)03:52 No. 476051 ID: f6cff9
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Bran Sight Securities

Watching out for you so you don't have to.

Elephant Guy 2012/12/02(Sun)04:55 No. 476053 ID: 8e0f9d
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Voluptuous Sunrise.

>>476053
Loool nice.

>>476053
i upvote this

btw, can i still submiit a candidate?

>>476053
All will fear the name of Branflake's Voluptuous Sunrise.

>>476108
I imagine they won't be used right away, but maybe they'll show up on our next recruitment list.

>>476053
Awesome logo you got going there.

>>476180

not mine. it belongs to the Institute of Oriental Studies of the Federal University of Santa Catarina, Brazil.

SHady Character 2012/12/03(Mon)14:07 No. 476325 ID: cea452
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>>476053

A pagoda framed against the rising sun. Wonderful. I love the composition in this. I think it's wonderful that you decided to evoke the Orient in branding your Company.

FUnny thing, would you believe, your design was rejected and they refused to let a Private Military Company register in Freelandia with the logo you submitted, citing obscenity. SO I sent them back a second design and it was accepted with no fuss, which I find very odd, I hardly even changed it! By the way, I hope you don't mind that I modified your logo design. If you decide you don't like it, or your company name, I'm certain you will have the opportunity to change it again in the future.

WOnderful. YOu have registered your Private Military Company: Voluptuous Sunrise LLC.

SHady Character 2012/12/03(Mon)14:07 No. 476326 ID: cea452
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VArious papers have been filed with various agencies and it's just about time to deploy for your first mission. The Union of Nations has sent you the mission files. I'm certain I do not need to tell you to look over them carefully and use them to execute your mission directives with the utmost effectiveness and efficiency.

SHady Character 2012/12/03(Mon)14:08 No. 476328 ID: cea452
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NOw is the time to equip your shooters prior to deployment. You may choose to allow a shooter to choose their own load out, or you may exercise your seniority in the Company and choose it for them. I'm certain I do not need to remind you to keep in mind your mission directives while selecting equipment, as well as to keep in mind the cost of any equipment you'd like to purchase. Your funds are limited, especially so considering you're just a startup. Also, remember that people can't carry the whole world on their backs. Remember that. For when you're loading people up with equipment.

YOu may have noticed that John C. Hernick's and Mudra Klum have already selected their load outs. This is to demonstrate the system to you. A shooter's load out is drawn onto their card.
Also I thought that you may want an armored car for this mission, so I ordered one for you.

Go ahead and fill up your shooters' loadout 'cards.' You may notice that some bigger and/or stronger shooters have slightly bigger cards than others. A shooter will be able to carry just about as many items as there is room in their card for. Also, I'm certain I do not need to ask you to please not try to 'cheat' by cramming in many small-drawn items!

Going out of character to say that I made a discussion thread http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/64654.html
because it seems that one may be useful soon enough.
>>476108
also if you wanna submit a candidate sure go ahead, but you may wanna wait until the next recruitment drive rolls around before posting something
thanks for reading so far hope youre enjoyin

>>476326
>Beyond minor collateral damage is UNACCEPTABLE
Well, there goes blowing the bridge up. How about: add some flashy but ineffective pyros to the sides, and a nice big smoke bomb to the nearside. Wait for the convoy to approach, and once the target vehicle is almost there blow the pyros and the smoke. It'll take the convoy a minute or two to realise the the bridge is still standing, giving you a window to rush in and grab the HVT.

no explosives. no guns bigger than an assault rifle. flashbangs and smoke cans are recommended. headset, vest and Sam Fisher goggles are mandatory. beyond that I don't care.

Suggestion 2012/12/03(Mon)14:53 No. 476344 ID: 6a5a08
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Klum should have something a little easier to control, since she gets nervous around gunfire, otherwise her loadout is fine. We'll move her SMG to Graves; his skillset requires both power and mobility.

Branflake: Laptop (for map of mission area and command HUD, as well as access to mission details and electronic information), Frag Grenade x2, Backpack w/ 3 plantable Explosive Charges with timers and manual a Detonator, Setting's Generic Handgun, Headset for communication
Jade: Sniper Rifle (oh god replace it with something not drawn so terrible), 2 Flashbangs and 2 Smoke Grenades for cover and stunning enemies while changing locations, Handgun for when enemies get too close for comfort and for general situations where a sniper would be too cumbersome, and Headset. Possibly a Combat Knife as well, since she has training with CQC. Decrease grenade numbers if she feels too overloaded.
Klum: Replace SMG with Handgun so she isn't weaponless and a Smoke Grenade for covering allies while moving them to a safer location away from gunfire where she can treat them.
John: Good to go.
Graves: SMG, Handgun, Vest, Frag Grenade x1, Smoke Grenade x2, and Headset.

>>476337
Replace Branflake's Explosive Charges with pyrotechnics and smoke to set up on the bridge, this is a good place.

Do we have room in our inventory for handcuffs or strip-ties? We may end up dealing with people we don't want to kill (because that's a war crime) but also don't want running around.

>>476439
We could have John and Finagles switch out their sidearms for this mission, since we (hopefully) won't need much extra ammo or backup weapons to deal with a few lightly armed guards. We'll need to cuff Hoqo, now that I think about it.

SHady Character 2012/12/05(Wed)14:39 No. 476700 ID: cea452
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IT's wonderful, I think, that you're putting so much effort into planning this operation. IT is also wonderful, I think, that you have decided to switch out those expensive explosive charges with some much cheaper fireworks.

SOmething you may want to know, a few of your shooters have expressed disagreement with their assigned load outs. John Hernick really wants to bring his revolver and would like to replace something else with the zip-ties, while Mudra Klum says she would feel much safer if she were allowed to bring a weapon bigger than a pistol. Jade Maryam also would like to bring an armor vest, but she says she is fine without one as long the plan allows her to stay far away from any firefights.

I'Ll just ask you to finalize everything before the mission gets underway.

Let John switch his Revolver in and replace something else with the ties.
Have Mudra show us on a loud fire range how well she does with an SMG under pressure. If she can handle it well enough, let her have one.
Switch Jade's Grenades out for a Vest if she feels it's necessary, but assure her that she is only going to be providing an eye over the mission area for this operation, in case we need to blast the guy to make sure he doesn't escape. If things go well she won't be spotted at all.

Freaking hell, hasn't she sworn the Hippocratic oath? Combat medics aren't supposed to be armed at all are they?

>>476760
Yeah used to be the case but I think that changed when armies started fighting insurgents due to the fact insurgents usually don't pay attention to the Geneva Conventions so they started to carry weapons in self-defense.

SHadyCharacter 2012/12/08(Sat)19:56 No. 477393 ID: cea452
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Cool, John says when he's allowed to bring his revolver.

If she's allowed to stay hidden the whole time, Jade says, she's fine going without a vest. She's all about that 'death from nowhere' thing, she says.

YOu meet Mudra Klum outside of Lud's Ammo. You are still in Freelandia; you haven't deployed for Helcost yet.

Klum:
"Hey, you must be Mr. Branflake. I'm Mudra. I'm excited to get to be working with you in the future!"

Klum:
"So, uh, you wanna head in, squeeze off a few rounds?"

Yes, to see how well she handles an automatic weapon, since she mentioned being nervous around gunfire.

For some awkward small talk while you go to the firing range, ask if she's ever knocked someone out with a rubber chicken.

Better small-talk would be asking what's the funniest thing she's ever done, and what she's proud of.

SHady Character 2012/12/16(Sun)10:49 No. 479160 ID: cea452
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I Can't follow you. ANd I can't keep speaking into your ear; you're not wearing a headset.

GOod luck I guess.

>Yes, to see how well she handles an automatic weapon, since she mentioned being nervous around gunfire.

Klum:
"Right, I did mention that on the phone, you know for the interview. Thanks again for accepting my application, you know,"

Klum:
"you know, uh, thanks."

Suggestion 2012/12/16(Sun)10:49 No. 479161 ID: cea452
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>what's the funniest thing she's ever done, and what she's proud of.

Klum:
"Well that's you know, there was a time, I was in secondary school, I, and then, uh…"

Klum:
"…"

Suggestion 2012/12/16(Sun)10:50 No. 479162 ID: cea452
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>ask if she's ever knocked someone out with a rubber chicken.

Klum:
"AHA HA HA HA, HA HA HA. HA HA HA."

…

Oh boy... just concentrate on the targets and relax.

>>479162
Don't forget to put on your earmuffs, Klum.

Tell her to relax; you were just making small talk.
Also, she shouldn't use the earmuffs. This is to test her ability under battlefield conditions, where she won't have them.

>>479223
Unless you enjoy hearing loss, you wear ear-defenders or ear-plugs wherever you're discharging firearms.

>>479242
So we're taking earplugs into battle?

>>479251
Of course, in the same way that you'd take boots.

>>479262
How do you hear your orders?

I say wear ear protection because how loud it can get in an indoor gun range.

>>479251
Outdoor shooting is less of an issue.

>>479264
The same way you normally do. Earplugs and ear-defenders attenuate loud impulses, but don't have as much of an effect on softer sounds like speech.

2012/12/24(Mon)09:11 No. 480592 ID: 054c51
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>Oh boy... just concentrate on the targets and relax.
>Tell her to relax; you were just making small talk.

>Oh boy... just concentrate on the targets and relax.

Klum:
"Right-- uh yeah, yes-- uh right, I'm-- geh, relaxed, I'm, okay, really, I'm fine!"

2012/12/24(Mon)09:12 No. 480593 ID: 054c51
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>she shouldn't use the earmuffs. This is to test her ability under battlefield conditions, where she won't have them.

>Don't forget to put on your earmuffs, Klum.
>I say wear ear protection because how loud it can get in an indoor gun range.

>Don't forget to put on your earmuffs, Klum.

Klum:
"Oh, I didn't forget. I was just about to going to put them on."

2012/12/24(Mon)09:12 No. 480594 ID: 054c51
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Klum:
"Alright, I'm ready, just, give me the word to open fire, sir!"

Better seat that stock on your shoulder before you put your eye out.

>>480601
Quite. Those things have a bit of a kick to them.

Ohhhhhh dear.

Lady, have you ever killed another person?

2013/01/15(Tue)04:17 No. 485441 ID: cea452
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>Ohhhhhh dear.
>Lady, have you ever killed another person?

KLUM:
"Killed…? No, but, if I joined the military I-- I mean, joining the military, joining, uh… Voluptuous Sunrise…"

KLUM:
"Well I told about that time I we was fired on, I returned fire then but I didn't hit anyone..."

KLUM:
"No, I haven't but I know that being in the private military business kind of necessitates that possibility. I never would have joined the military if I hadn't prepared myself for that possibility that I might have to… kill."

2013/01/15(Tue)04:18 No. 485442 ID: cea452
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>Better seat that stock on your shoulder before you put your eye out. Those things have a bit of a kick to them.

KLUM:
"Geh!"

KLUM:
"Right, I knew that, I really did. Just a brain fart. I'm really not incompetent, I swear! I got through basic training!"

KLUM:
"Alright, I'm gonna open fire!"

2013/01/15(Tue)04:18 No. 485443 ID: cea452
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KLUM:
"Open fire!"

2013/01/15(Tue)04:19 No. 485444 ID: cea452
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KLUM:
"Ringing"

Lol, did we just get hit with spent casings? That's retarded. Whoops.

Facefull o' hot brass, ouch.

Branflake, where are your ear protectors?
Why aren't your safety goggles on your eyes?
Jeez man.

Move your face, dummy.

Perk unlocked: Deaf
FLASHBANGS NOW JUST HAVE A BIT OF A FLASH NO BANGS NOW.

2013/01/29(Tue)20:22 No. 488698 ID: cea452
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Ringing

KLUM:
"Ringing…-od are you okay? Sir, Mr. Branflake sir?"

>Lol, did we just get hit with spent casings? That's retarded. Whoops.
>Facefull o' hot brass, ouch.

>Facefull o' hot brass, ouch.

KLUM:
"Y-yeah, I'm sorry! Sorry, sorry-eee…"

KLUM:
"H-how can I… Is there… A-are you alright?"

>Branflake, where are your ear protectors? Why aren't your safety goggles on your eyes? Jeez man.

KLUM:
"Ah..."

KLUM:
"H-hey, um here are your ear protectors. They were, uh… I left them in the other booth.."

KLUM:
"…"

Wave for her to calm down and tell her it was your own fault on this one, then check the target to see how she did.

2013/02/04(Mon)12:03 No. 490265 ID: cea452
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>Wave for her to calm down and tell her it was your own fault on this one

KLUM:
"O-oh..."

>check the target to see how she did

KLUM:
"… I, uh, didn't use all of the gun. A-all the bullets in the. Gun. Should you, I-I do that again? Uh, shoot at another target? Oh, is that your phone buzzing? I can wait. Until you, answer. Your phone."

WOMAN'S VOICE:
"Goggles! Is your name Huxley… Branflake?"

Well shes not the worst shot I've seen. At least she can hit the target.

2013/02/05(Tue)10:00 No. 490555 ID: cea452
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Well shes not the worst shot I've seen. At least she can hit the target.


WOMAN'S VOICE:
"…"

KLUM:
"…"

KLUM:
"… How did I do, sir?"

…

>Well shes not the worst shot I've seen. At least she can hit the target.

KLUM:
"Uh, ha, thanks, sir. Is, uh, that it? I mean, are we done here? I mean, I can squeeze off a few more if you want me to, I'm not--"

WOMAN'S VOICE:
"Eh-Heck-Scuse me? You, Goggles!"

MAN'S VOICE:
"Hey Goggles, Mama's talking to you!"

Might as well see what the woman wants. She does know our name so it's probably someone we met before.

Just tell Klum she's fine and go see what's going on. As for the missed call I say don't worry about it for now. We are in a gun range after all.

2013/02/07(Thu)19:44 No. 491252 ID: cea452
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>Just tell Klum she's fine

KLUM:
"Alright, cool. Sorry if I made you miss a call…"

>I say don't worry about it for now. We are in a gun range after all.

KLUM:
"Alright. I'll go take my stuff back to the, uh, return desk. After that, meet me at outside at the entrance?"

WOMAN:
"Eh! Heck! Scuse me! My patience! You are running it short!"

>Might as well see what the woman wants.

WOMAN:
"I will tell you what in hell I am in want of. I will ask you very slowly: Is, your name, Huxley Branflake?"

>She does know our name

WOMAN:
"Excuse me, legitimately? What was your name before that you were compelled to change it to Branflake? Iosah, who is this one?"

RIGHT MAN:
"He is a damned joker."

WOMAN:
"What a damned joker."

LEFT MAN:
"Does he possess it?"

WOMAN:
"Goggles, where in hell is the gelignite? You stuck it in your car out there?"

... I have idea what the hell gelignite is. You been stealing from crime lords or something?

Shrug confusedly and ask the guy down the hall if you're tripping right now, cause you don't remember taking anything recreational recently.

>>491252
"Who the fuck are you? And what the hell is gelignite?"

Why would Huxley have explosives with him? It seems someone played this woman and is screwing with her. Let's find out why/how she knows our name. Maybe the phone call was related after all.

>>491261
Gelignite is a sort of fairly crude mouldable explosive. Cheap, safer than dynamite, used for commercial blasting. Easily surpassed by other superior explosives for military purposes.

I can't think why Branflake would have any, unless he works at a quarry and moonlights as a mercenary commander.

2013/02/09(Sat)20:42 No. 491734 ID: cea452
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>Shrug confusedly and ask the guy down the hall if you're tripping right now, cause you don't remember taking anything recreational recently.

GUY DOWN THE HALL:
"…"

WOMAN:
"Legitimately? This is how far the joker act goes? I sure you I am real, not a hallucination. Yes I am missing half my face, I am flattered you notice."


>… I have no idea what the hell gelignite is.
>"Who the fuck are you? And what the hell is gelignite?"

>"Who the fuck are you? And what the hell is gelignite?"

RIGHT MAN:
"I am sick of you talking to Mama in that way--"

WOMAN:
"Iosah…"

RIGHT MAN:
"…"

WOMAN:
"Goggles, I am commencing to think there is something the wrong with you. Legitimately, what is gelignite? Jelly, bang bang? Feh."


>Let's find out why/how she knows our name.

WOMAN:
"In what other way would you think? A trusted middleman who--"

RIGHT MAN:
"Mama, what if he… I'm sorry, I…"

WOMAN:
"… No dear, you are correct. Goggles, you have expended my patience. You are not fooling me now. I have induced your bad plan. You possess cold feet and are trying to cheat us. Hence you act like a damned joker, to seem ignorant. How on the mark am I? Well, now that I have deduced your logic…"

WOMAN:
"Can the damned joker stay serious enough to follow my logic? One, I possess the image and name of Huxley Branflake. Two, Huxley Branflake has gelignite for us. Three, you look like the image and confirm your name. Four, you are Huxley Branflake, who has gelignite for us. What is the conclusion?"

LEFT MAN:
"He's going to give us the gelignite."

WOMAN:
"That is correct, I am very proud. Goggles, are you follow my logic?"

We came here for firing range practice with a new recruit for the PMC we're putting together. She and ourselves have probably either been set up to kill each other, or we never got the memo. Maybe that missed call had something to do with it.

>>491736
She meaning the lady, not Klum. I should have specified.

Do I look like I have gelignite on me? This is a goddamn firing range, not a shop. You want something I have no idea is go find someone else. Your trusted source is mistaken.

Prepare to defend yourself when things inevitable go south.

>>491741
In a combat scenario, remember there are guns and ammo right next to you.

just ingore them and walk on by but keep your hand near your weapon incase they try to do something stupid, well stupider. And if I had to guess I think gelignite might be some kind of drug.

I doubt it's a drug considering it's a real life explosive but I hope they ain't dumb enough to shoot Huxley in here. There is no way that wouldn't bite them in the ass. They might as well help you piece this thing together because odds are that some prick is setting you up and they just got screwed over in a deal.

2013/03/09(Sat)20:51 No. 499235 ID: 39b7b6
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>just ingore them and walk on by but keep your hand near your weapon incase they try to do something stupid, well stupider.

LEFT MAN:
"You move goggles and I'll blow you apart."

LEFT MAN:
"Fuckin' shoot you apart into little FUCKIN' CHUNKS--"

WOMAN:
"Iackob, do not speak so obscene. That is embarrassing to you and me."

LEFT MAN:
"…"

WOMAN:
"Goggles, for you it would be good to not move. There is a boy with a gun in your face."

>Do I look like I have gelignite on me? This is a goddamn firing range, not a shop. You want something I have no idea is go find someone else.

WOMAN:
"Of course I do not believe you have as much gelignite as was promised just on your body. You have it in your car, of course."

>They might as well help you piece this thing together because odds are that some prick is setting you up and they just got screwed over in a deal.

WOMAN:
"I shall sure you last time. This is the very last time, remember that. Very last time that I will tolerate any more of your joker act. The only way we will be screwed over here is if you do not take us to your car, and give us the gelignite promised. No pricks are setting me up; I have a very trusted source."

2013/03/09(Sat)20:51 No. 499236 ID: 39b7b6
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>She and ourselves have probably either been set up to kill each other

>odds are that some prick is setting you up

>Your trusted source is mistaken.

WOMAN:
"I do. not. get it."

WOMAN:
"Have you not been heard my words until now? I do not care about to hear about your ignorance about the gelignite, I just want the gelignite! You are acting oblivious, like you still don't know what I am talking about long after the point when any reasonable man would have stopped! I HAVE A GUN TO YOUR FACE! Do you not FEEL FEAR?"

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WOMAN:
"Tell me one thing. Say one thing why I should trust you or your words over those of my most trusted source. I would love to hear just even one reason why I could ever trust you, Huxley Branflake."

Please I'll do whatever you want! I don't know anything about gelignite I can get it for you please don't shoot me oh god oh god

Seriously Huxley Branflake has been possessed by mischevious spirits who don't know anything. Maybe if you shoot him we'll leave. Maybe. He's not here though. He's probably off in another body jumping the border right now.

We just need to stall her. Helpful Civilian Bystander got one of the fire range guns and is about to save us. Be ready to disarm Left Man when he's distracted by the shots and defend yourself.

Assuming it is true, say, "I walked here."
If not, say, "I am being controlled by the visitors of an online imageboard through a cybernetic implant. Disregard what I just said, it was a hallucination."

Rub your forehead as if you have a migraine. Look lady, If you shoot me in a gun range you're gonna face lots of very frightened people. With guns. Loaded guns. Their reaction? Most likely they are gonna shoot you!

THis entire thing is stupid. For one thing I walked. For another I have no idea what galignite is. And one last thing.

I don't care if I die.

So no. I don't care if I have a gun in my face. No matter how you threaten me you aren't going to get what you want. Because I DON'T HAVE IT!

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>We just need to stall her.

>Rub your forehead as if you have a migraine.

>Look lady, If you shoot me in a gun range you're gonna face lots of very frightened people. With guns. Loaded guns. Their reaction? Most likely they are gonna shoot you!

>THis entire thing is stupid. For one thing I walked. For another I have no idea what galignite is. And one last thing.

>I don't care if I die.

>So no. I don't care if I have a gun in my face. No matter how you threaten me you aren't going to get what you want. Because I DON'T HAVE IT!

WOMAN:
"… There were no of those words which made me trust you, Goggles. That and you do not have the promised goods? So you die. And contrariwise to your words, no one else is here in the range except but you and we. I know; we checked. Iackob, just--"

RIGHT MAN:
"Wait!… wait Goggles was talk at a guy behind us not long ago."

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WOMAN:
"!"

RIGHT MAN:
"!"

LEFT MAN:
"!"

>Be ready to disarm Left Man when he's distracted

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HELPFUL CIVILIAN BYSTANDER:
"Da fuck! Ah, da Chorus! Ay, you alright, man?"

>>499811
Point the gun at the woman's head and order her to put her hands up.
Tell the guy you're ok.

She is reaching into her jacket. Don't hesitate to fire if she pulls a gun.

Though as an afterthought, since we don't know how much ammo we have, step on her hand before you finish her. If we get that empty click we don't want her finishing her draw,