ALL OF THEM

go big

800x600

Let's not get crazy here. 640x480 is enough.

3840x1080

1080p

Are 1280x800 and 1366x768 not options?

A resolution with a happy ending.

I mean, a new years resolution.

I mean 640 x 480

Oldschool

EIGHT BIT ALL THE WAY!

1024x768

OPTIONS

options

Color

hmm, what is the quality on? and the filters?

>>403471
MAX OUT EVERYTHING

>>403476
By which I mean try everything once and see what it looks like :V

B&W looks ok, but what does color look like?

hmm, would obviously affect update speed. so i say grayscale.

>>403481
Yeah, greyscale

>>403481
Grayscale is p. hot!~

filters?

Filters

Be sure LANGUAGE is set to ENGLISH

Japanese with English subs

filters

>>403490
Filters

blood: high
sex: yes please

Blood: Low
Sex: Off
Nudity: Meh

All settings to maximum without exception.

Maximize all settings. Go for the gold!

Blood: Elevator in Overlook Hotel
Sex: Off
Nudity: Off

Hi and On.

Blood: Hi
Sex/Nudity: On

Blood high sex on!

Blood Hi, Sex/Nudity On!

Low
On

Low.
On.

why not...

Low
On

left right left right B A Start

Low

On

Goddam buncha pussies.

Set blood and nudity to EUROPEAN EXTREME.

Blood: high

Sex/nudity: off

low, on.

There's not actually a quest on the way, is there?

low on

European Extreme, the best mode.

Is there a furry setting anywhere? I'd like to turn that off.

High
On

>>403590
That's hard coded, you can't switch that off.

>>403590
seconded

High, on.

Furry mode: off.

>>403673

This.

up up down down left right left right b a start

Code is "yiff".

nothing

I enter CODE

>>403730
Just go back. Language options, perhaps?

>>403756
Lets just make sure it's set to English with French subtitles and start the game.

How about Spanish with Lojban subtitles?

> Set blood and nudity to EUROPEAN EXTREME.

Wouldn't that be low for the blood?

To hell with guessing the code.
Launch CheatEngine.exe

>>403831
Wait, that might crash the game or corrupt files. Let's look up the codes online.

Second highest skill level go (unless you guys wanna go for 'Nightmare!')

code:Ultra-Violence

Code: "There is a cow level."

Code: hairless beach apes

Code: -2

code: qwerty

Blood high, sex/nudity high, all spices
Kode: Icarus

Code: smokeweederryday

>>403844
fuck yes

Codes:
smokeweedeveryday
thereisnocowlevel
iddqd

LANGUAGE Suggestion 2012/04/24(Tue)07:21 No. 404126 ID: 27d278
File 133527726786.png - (147.66KB , 800x600 , LangENGeng.png )

I'm not fluent in any of these at all. Actually, I don't know any well enough for survival. I'd have to run it through A Translator... But the screen is there, take it or leave it.

FINE~ stay english.

English is fine.

English with bad auto-translated french subtitles.

SUBTITLES OF RUSSIA FOR BENEFIT OF ALL WORKERS OF MOTHERLAND

>>404130

this is the only real choice.

>Nudity requires code
>Failed to guess code
1. (metametagame) Open the manual and look for the code.
2. (metametagame) Google for it

>>404130
OH GOD YES!
English audio with russian subtitles. (google translate is fine, in fact it is even funnier that way...)

>>404174
Okay we've messed around with all the options now. Let's start.

>Spec Op

Advanced.

Wait, why did I just notice that this is a demo? If this ends right when we get to the good parts like Doki Doki did... I'll.. uh.... please don't?

Anyways, let's start.

Rookie.

Rookie

>>404280
DAMN IT

>>404280
CTRL ALT DEL

ctrl alt del shut it down and start it up again.

Alt + F4 out, uninstall game, flip the table.

game over man

FUCKING CTDS

let's get on gamefaqs

Kick the computer case

ctr+shift+esc

end process

>FUCKING CTDS
>let's get on gamefaqs

Okay come on. The demo crashes. On start game. That's pathetic. Better then I have done..but pathetic.

>>404280
ARGH. Go back and set the graphics settings to B&W. Obviously shaded is too much for our poor 'puter.

Or the Russian subtitles are bugged.

maybe its just an extra long loading screen...

Or maybe we are interfacing with it via a neural implant and due to the CTD our mind will be trapped in the game and it will become our reality.

headbutt machine.

> Eject Disc

> Carefully cover with thin layer of toothpaste

> Leave for 5 minutes

> Rinse

> Re-insert Disc

> Retry with previous settings

Play something else with less options.

LOOSE ENDS (30fps) ??? 2012/04/26(Thu)00:08 No. 404769 ID: 27d278
File 133542409542.png - (116.97KB , 800x600 , StartGame.png )

???"Эй, Лиз, ты в сознании?"

>>404769
Say yes.

>>404769
"I am now."

"Nope."

Say "Answer unclear, try again later"

"boobies...wait"

"Unable to comply. Building in progress"

"no."

LOOSE ENDS (28fps) Liza 2012/04/26(Thu)17:51 No. 405026 ID: 27d278
File 133548790857.png - (138.70KB , 800x600 , Donovan.png )

Лиза: "Нету."

Донован: "Веселый ... Слушай, я думаю, что у меня есть выход из этого дерьма ..."

>>405026

"What shit? I don't remember shit. Start from the top, assume I'm a moron here."

"But I like the shit. It's very pretty shit."

>>405026
Lay it on me, then.

[Also, search online for the code so we can get the full experience when we play the FULL game]

>>405026
"Uh, where are we again?"

>>405029
>>405071

LOOSE ENDS (31fps) Лиза 2012/04/29(Sun)18:55 No. 405784 ID: 02cbc6
File 133575091522.png - (156.86KB , 800x600 , Donovanplan.png )

вы: "Что за дерьмо? Я не помню, дерьмо. Начните сверху, предположим, я идиот здесь".

Донован: Я думаю, что означает, что вы получили очень хороший удар по голове, после чего. Я буду бегать памяти позже, но сначала ... Мой привязки, смотрите.

>Посмотрите, что Донован пытается показать вам.

his bindings, look.

>>405784
I wish that only voices had subtitles in russian.

At any rate, take a look at his bindings. Maybe see if you can reach them with your teeth or something to untie them.

Right, no. Pause. Options. Show us subtitles again.

You chose Russian subtitles from the menu, you banana.