SUBTITLES OF RUSSIA FOR BENEFIT OF ALL WORKERS OF MOTHERLAND

>>404130

this is the only real choice.

>Nudity requires code
>Failed to guess code
1. (metametagame) Open the manual and look for the code.
2. (metametagame) Google for it

>>404130
OH GOD YES!
English audio with russian subtitles. (google translate is fine, in fact it is even funnier that way...)

>>404174
Okay we've messed around with all the options now. Let's start.

>Spec Op

Advanced.

Wait, why did I just notice that this is a demo? If this ends right when we get to the good parts like Doki Doki did... I'll.. uh.... please don't?

Anyways, let's start.

Rookie.

Rookie

>>404280
DAMN IT

>>404280
CTRL ALT DEL

ctrl alt del shut it down and start it up again.

Alt + F4 out, uninstall game, flip the table.

game over man

FUCKING CTDS

let's get on gamefaqs

Kick the computer case

ctr+shift+esc

end process

>FUCKING CTDS
>let's get on gamefaqs

Okay come on. The demo crashes. On start game. That's pathetic. Better then I have done..but pathetic.

>>404280
ARGH. Go back and set the graphics settings to B&W. Obviously shaded is too much for our poor 'puter.

Or the Russian subtitles are bugged.

maybe its just an extra long loading screen...

Or maybe we are interfacing with it via a neural implant and due to the CTD our mind will be trapped in the game and it will become our reality.

headbutt machine.

> Eject Disc

> Carefully cover with thin layer of toothpaste

> Leave for 5 minutes

> Rinse

> Re-insert Disc

> Retry with previous settings

Play something else with less options.

LOOSE ENDS (30fps) ??? 2012/04/26(Thu)00:08 No. 404769 ID: 27d278
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???"Эй, Лиз, ты в сознании?"

>>404769
Say yes.

>>404769
"I am now."

"Nope."

Say "Answer unclear, try again later"

"boobies...wait"

"Unable to comply. Building in progress"

"no."

LOOSE ENDS (28fps) Liza 2012/04/26(Thu)17:51 No. 405026 ID: 27d278
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Лиза: "Нету."

Донован: "Веселый ... Слушай, я думаю, что у меня есть выход из этого дерьма ..."

>>405026

"What shit? I don't remember shit. Start from the top, assume I'm a moron here."

"But I like the shit. It's very pretty shit."

>>405026
Lay it on me, then.

[Also, search online for the code so we can get the full experience when we play the FULL game]

>>405026
"Uh, where are we again?"

>>405029
>>405071

LOOSE ENDS (31fps) Лиза 2012/04/29(Sun)18:55 No. 405784 ID: 02cbc6
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вы: "Что за дерьмо? Я не помню, дерьмо. Начните сверху, предположим, я идиот здесь".

Донован: Я думаю, что означает, что вы получили очень хороший удар по голове, после чего. Я буду бегать памяти позже, но сначала ... Мой привязки, смотрите.

>Посмотрите, что Донован пытается показать вам.

his bindings, look.

>>405784
I wish that only voices had subtitles in russian.

At any rate, take a look at his bindings. Maybe see if you can reach them with your teeth or something to untie them.

Right, no. Pause. Options. Show us subtitles again.

You chose Russian subtitles from the menu, you banana.