Proceed to fuck up job as much as possible.

Suggestion 2012/02/09(Thu)23:37 No. 385573 ID: b0d1a8
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You are a Male Hathian in the Confederation Security Forces: Civil Security as an Military Police Officer. Your current post is on a Hathian world called Esan, in the metropolis of Rekuna.

And that damn alarm clock is making an annoying sound.

Yiff the alarm clock.

>>385573
Shoot the alarm clock- wait no.

Get out of... bed...? Time to get to work.

you seem very mundane, stop being mundane, go into the business of being a vigilante. I hear the press really digs that kinda stuff.

>>385578
But he is a police officer! If he were to become a vigilante he would have to arrest himself.

Time to go judge dredd. Get up, shoot the insolent clock, then get ready for a day of executing scum.

Cite alarm clock for noise violation.

Write the Alarm Clock a ticket.

grab shotgun on wall and use alarm clock as target.

Fuck the work, get out on the drink.

>>385573
Shut off the alarm clock and greet the new day with a great big smile, happy in the knowledge that the citizens love you for protecting them against all dangers.

I agree with giving the clock a ticket

Thirding on the noise violation ticket. Fuck that noise! Er. But not literally, 1b0f2f.

Smash clock with rifle butt.

? 2012/02/10(Fri)16:42 No. 385658 ID: b0d1a8
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I walk over considering giving a ticket to the screen. I decide to issue a ticket for "Alarm Clock" for noise violation and send it wirelessly to be filed.

I give a screen a swipe shutting off the alarm clock function.

? 2012/02/10(Fri)16:51 No. 385660 ID: b0d1a8
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Technically its my shift right now but I do not really have to do anything. I suppose I could check the database to see if there is anything that is being requested to be done and find out what my patrol route is today.

I could also just pretend to work and walk about the base but usually the superior officers find out eventually.

Heeey! Do your job! We don't pay taxes so you can strut around doing basically nothing!

Well more nothing than usual.

What's you're name, sweetheart?

I'm sure that writing a ticket for our alarm clock won't backfire in any way.

Get back to work, grunt! Command doesn't pay you to sit around in your bunk.

Go wax the nearest AI unit. It deserves a good cleaning for all the utility and greatness it possesses.

If you're too high and mighty for janitorial work, then check the request database.

>>385660
Check the database.

How has your job been lately? Quiet? Riots in the streets? Perhaps organized crime lords that have you on the take?

I suggest a patrol with small detours off your normal route. You should know through the grapevine where the problem areas are so head near them every once in a while.

Military Police Officer 2012/02/10(Fri)18:47 No. 385684 ID: b0d1a8
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Hathians not comfortable with telling anyone their names unless its someone they trust or its extremely important.

I download my patrol route from the computer.

It is never really quiet around here though its been mostly minor crimes and the occasional feral Hathian.
Although sometimes there is a mob of humans breaking into shops and hurting civilians. they say they are being treated unfairly or something dumb like that. Usually these unruly crowds are easily handled though with a few canisters of nonlethal nerve gas.
There is some crime but I would hardly call them organized. Usually its mostly Humans who cause trouble or deal in illegal materials. Some say its because they are poor or have no jobs, I think that is a stupid excuse because we all can choose to make an honest living. They choose not to.

Military Police Officer 2012/02/10(Fri)18:49 No. 385685 ID: b0d1a8
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Anyways I should probably get going.

>Please choose where to go.

Yeah, screw the humans. I like your style.


Alright then, grab your gun and head for the police station.

>>385684
NO! My race by the Republican party! WHY!?

Anywho, go check out the armory, filthy alien scum.

Barracks, where the shower room is.

but, you are just thinking it, do you not trust yourself?

>>385697
He's onto us. Execute plan beta.

Onward to the Barracks!

What do the patrol route instructions say? You are supposed to follow those, right?

Avar 2012/02/10(Fri)21:54 No. 385730 ID: b0d1a8
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The patrol route is basically an outlined area on a map. The path I will take in that area can be procedurally generated using the neural implants.

I am currently in my quarters. where should I go in the barracks?

Poke your head in each room. See what's up / nobody not supposed to be there. Then move on to rest of the place. Don't forget to knock if it's a private place that may or may not be occupied.

>>385684
If you will not give us a name, how should we call you? MPO, your profession, is not a unique designation.

I motion to dub thee "Chuckles" until you tell us your name.

Have you eaten breakfast yet? Mess hall.

Bathrooms (Female)

wait, you said that anyone can chose to make an honest living. may I ask how? that's kinda the holy grail of economics and I've never seen a workable economic system where ever lat person can, if they so choose earn enough money to live on legally. do you somehow make sure ever single person has access to a high quality education no matter where they are born or how much money they have?(another social holy grail, a education system that teaches the poor as effectively as the rich) or do you somehow make sure there are enough manual labor jobs for people who are born in the wrong school district/don't have enough money to get a higher education? does the minimum wage allow a person working full time to save enough money to be able to afford to pay allot now to save more latter? also how does your economy produce enough jobs for a potential 100% full time employment rate?

>>385730
Lets go check the police station and talk some with the people there.

>>385767
Quick, get to the nearest library and scan all the books on economics into your implants.

recreation room. I wanna see what you people do for fun.

Avar 2012/02/11(Sat)17:59 No. 385915 ID: b0d1a8
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Inside the Recreation Room there is quite a few leisure and sports equipment. The room is devoid of people as everyone is probably eating or working. I do not use this room often because I can use the suit to keep in shape or use my implants to know the news.

I can either walk around the room or move on to the Mess Hall.

Inspect the trash can.

Avar 2012/02/11(Sat)22:28 No. 385980 ID: b0d1a8
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There is nothing that looks interesting in the bin all that is in there are some wrappers, old food, and empty cans.

I hear someone walk in the room behind me.

Avar 2012/02/11(Sat)22:31 No. 385983 ID: b0d1a8
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"Oh! This is a surprise, I did not expect anyone to be here this early in the day. What brings you here this early?"

"I could ask you the same thing"

"Oh, I am just here to pratice with this. I am trying to keep myself from getting rusty. How about you?"

"I am just walking around."

"If that is the case do you want to spar with me? I have a spare one here."

Should I spar with her?

>>385983
fuck that noise, i don't want to get bruised up and tired for no reason, but id be more than happy to loaf around and watch you practice and criticize your form.

>>385983
Why not. Loser get to dump the garbage and clean the trashcan.

Nah, you are on duty. Keep patrolling.

>>385993
This.

yes.

>>385983
Well it is important to keep in shape so you can properly beat up demonstrators and break up mobs. So yeah, lets give it a try.

yes, sparring is good

I suggest a nice morning spar.
...
>Reach and flexibility.jpg

spar

Avar 2012/02/12(Sun)16:19 No. 386087 ID: b0d1a8
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"Sure, I have some time to spare."

Great! You will need this.

"So what will the win conditions be?"

"How about best out of 3 hits?"

"Alright, your on."

>>386087
Aim for the floating ribs. Low protection, awkward defensive posture with those batons. Feint towards the neck first.

Avar 2012/02/12(Sun)16:31 No. 386092 ID: b0d1a8
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"Do not hold back on me, I will not."

We take our positions on the mat. She takes a defensive posture.

I can take a Offensive Posture which will make it easier to attack but will leave me exposed if I miss or am blocked.

I can also take a Defensive Posture which will make it easier to defend myself from attacks but I will not be able to strike as effectively.

Or i can take a Neutral Posture which is the middle ground between the above two.

I can focus on Defending and Attacking in one of three areas: High, Middle, or Low.

What posture do I take, and which area should I focus on?

aim for her robutt.

>>386092
This is the first to 3 touches, so leaving yourself open to glancing blows is no good. That means the offensive posture is out. She's taken up a defensive posture, so if you do to you're just going to end up circling each other for more time than you can spare. She's using a baton - it effectively protects the arm holding it, allowing the wielder to defend by raising the arm in front of, or sweeping it across, their head and chest. Go for the neutral posture and aim for the legs.

Yeah, her legs are wide open.

Wait, shit, that came out wrong.

>>386100
Seconded.

Avar 2012/02/13(Mon)00:55 No. 386243 ID: b0d1a8
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I take a Neutral Stance as we both close the distance in between us.

She swings high but slow allowing me to duck, avoiding getting hit by a large margin.

Avar 2012/02/13(Mon)00:58 No. 386245 ID: b0d1a8
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I roll behind her and swing low as her momentum makes her stumble forward.

The swing connects, although it hits somewhere unintentional...

Oh murr. Press your offensive.

Avar 2012/02/13(Mon)01:01 No. 386247 ID: b0d1a8
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She switches wielding it from her right to her left as she turns around to face me taking a Offensive Stance.

Switch to Defensive.

>>386247
Defend middle, attack middle.

Switch to Defensive, yeah.

defensive. wait for the opening.

Defensive, like a little puppy with your tail between your legs.

Defensive! And after she strikes, go in for the kill!

Avar 2012/02/19(Sun)21:22 No. 387830 ID: b0d1a8
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I go defensive and switch to a reverse grip, focusing on my midsection. She strikes at my center, but misses as I dodge around and slash her side.

She staggers sideways before recovering, facing me.

>>387830
Ok good but don't get cocky, this isn't over yet.
She'll be more careful now, so stay defensive but keep throwing feints at her.
As long as you don't give her breathing room she'll get desperate, and that's when you strike.

>>387830
Just go Offensive and aim for her center again.
Defend low.

go offensive, yo. it's just a sparring practice, so as far as I'm concerned, going through all the styles is better than winning.

Avar 2012/02/22(Wed)20:33 No. 388432 ID: b0d1a8
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I take an offensive stance as she crotches low getting ready to jump... backwards? Landing on the wall with her feet and

"RAWARRAGH!"

Oh shit!

>>388432
Duck and punch her in the boob!

Take the hit in exchange for hitting her. You win.

evasive roll yo.

>>388432
You can't dodge while your in the air.

Sidestep and then strike.

>>388491
Go for an UNBLOCKABLE STRIKE.
If you can't then just sidestep.

Avar 2012/02/29(Wed)00:10 No. 389521 ID: b0d1a8
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I decide to attack instead of dodging. She slams into me hitting the side of my head first as I jab forward scoring a glancing hit. Her momentum pushes me backwards making us both fall on the ground.

Avar 2012/02/29(Wed)00:21 No. 389523 ID: b0d1a8
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"Ow."
"Oh, it looks like you win. You move pretty fast even with that armor on."
"You are fairly skilled yourself."
"Looks like I still have much more to learn."
"All you need to do is practice"
"Yep..."
"..."

don't you have a job to do?

*cough* glad i have armor

Let's go before you start a scandal.

don't get a boner.

ask name, begin flirting

Introduce yourself. Maybe ask her out on a date.

Avar 2012/02/29(Wed)21:08 No. 389667 ID: b0d1a8
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"I kind of need to go start my runs soon."
"Oh! I should get off you then, I am really sorry."
"So, I guess we could do this later if you want?"
"Sure, but I just came back from mine so I will probably be asleep by the time your's end."
"Oh, I guess we could do this tomorrow at about the same time?"
"Yea, that will be fine."

Avar 2012/02/29(Wed)21:11 No. 389670 ID: b0d1a8
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Well that could have gone worse at least I have something to do in the mornings now.

I could continue walking around the barracks or I could go to a different building.

How bout the offices?

Don't we have to go? The time says 0:30.

>>389684
time says 8:30

>>389688
Oh, in that case... wait, is that even an indicator of how long we have until we have to be on duty? Uhhh go check out the armory. I wanna see some equipment.

maybe leave the barracks.

Avar 2012/03/02(Fri)22:51 No. 389961 ID: b0d1a8
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I decide to leave the barracks for now. I go outside and run into one of the COs.

"Sir."
"Ah, I was looking for you, I am assigning this human to be your partner. He is a fresh recruit just out of basic training."
"You want me to show him around the base?"
"No, I already took care of that. I want you to bring him with you on your patrol, show him the job, that sort of stuff."
"Understood."
"Oh, and try to keep this one still breathing by the end of your shift, alright?"
"Yes, sir."

Avar 2012/03/02(Fri)23:00 No. 389962 ID: b0d1a8
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"What is your rank and name, human?"
"Private Lee."

"So, uh, what's your name?"
"..."

It looks like I am stuck with this human, for today at least. Sounds like he was raised on a human world, otherwise he would know better then to ask for my name.

Anyways, where should we go now? I could go the the Quartermaster to pick up equipment or go somewhere else?

>>389962
Instruct him on the proper social taboos then, on the way to the Quartermaster.

explain his error,
also give him a call sign to refer to you by

oh dear lord, they gave you a partner who doesn't know anything about your culture. he's going to get himself (and you) in trouble unless you can give him a crash course in basic etiquette.

Be nice. He's doing the best he can.

Calm down, Chuckles, he's just a rookie.

>>389962

"They didn't teach you anything in basic training did they? I bet someone's filming this, or maybe they've got a bet going on or something. Well, let me explain a few things..."

the CO is obviously the own to blame for this. i bet 400 space bucks someone is filming this.

Suggestion 2012/03/04(Sun)11:47 No. 390277 ID: a2853b
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>>385685
I know this is a bit late but...

TOZZLEFACE

>>390277
Like a tozol and a doobie were hap-hazardously glued together.

>>389962
Walk him on over to the QM and chastise him on proper Hathian etiquette.

Avar 2012/03/04(Sun)21:35 No. 390415 ID: b0d1a8
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I try to explain as best I can, while walking to the armory, that our names are not something we freely give away to anyone, but I have a feeling the human still does not really understand what I mean. I have never been good at explaining anything to aliens, anyways.

I do not really know why this private was assigned here, it is all too possible it could be an error and his files were sent to the wrong place. He could also have asked to be assigned here but this human would have to be out of his mind to want to be sent to a hathian world instead of a human one.

I just can not shake the feeling that there is something odd about this human though.

We walk inside the armory. There is a quartermaster behind the glass reading. A chute to return equipment and a terminal on the left wall to log out materiel.

>>390415

that's because you guys are weird. I don' get it, either. isn't it just plain inconvenient to not know what to call anyone by?

ask the quartermaster for a portable tank gun.

yeah it seems to be ether they are a good friend or you call them "hey you"

>>390424
That is exactly what I do most of the time...

Oh, Chuckles, Chuckles! Maybe...

Maybe...




He's into Hathians...?

Maybe he's into yiff.

Whoa, whoa, there's a lot of other possibilities to try before we go racing for the xenophile-fetish pervert explanation. Maybe he's looking for someone, or hiding from an ex-girlfriend that's a total psycho in the last place they'd go, or this is his idea of a way to tour other planets while getting paid for it.

Avar 2012/03/24(Sat)02:26 No. 395415 ID: b0d1a8
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The Human could be here for any reason for as much as I know about him right now. I probably should not worry about it at this moment, plenty of time to get information about him later, on patrol.

I walk up to the quartermaster.

"Hey, I am here to get my weapon and equipment"

"Hm? Oh right, most people use that terminal over there but I could get it for you I guess. What kind of Firearm did you want?"

A long thick hard one. Show how you will hold it with your two hands.

depends on your weight cap, but I'd go for an SMG for short range and a slow-firing, powerful rifle for longer ranges.

Just a can of crazy string.

How's your aim, Chuckles?

I'd get a sniper. Chicks dig that.

I dig that.

>>395415
SMG, handgun and lets get a tonfa like baton as well. Oh, and probably a stun gun and a can of mace or something, it's good to have a few nonlethal options among the others.

>>395415
ALL OF THEM.

Not to detract but I can't find information anywhere on Hathians. There's not even a wiki article.

Avar 2012/03/29(Thu)18:59 No. 397007 ID: b0d1a8
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I gesture that I am holding something large.

"...right, rifle it is then."

He rolls his chair to his left, out of sight.

Avar 2012/03/29(Thu)19:03 No. 397008 ID: b0d1a8
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So um, I still don't quite uh, understand your culture and stuff but is there anything I should call you by besides 'Sir'?"

Have him call you furre. It's more honorific than sir because you have fur, or maybe scales, and also it has an e at the end.

"Sir."

Don't we have a nickname? Like, I dunno, Loampo? Or is that our actual name? In that case, "Lo" will do.

"No."

Officer Chuckles.

>>397066
Or this.

>>397008
If you have a squad designation, that should do.

>>397181
This.

>>397013
Definitely this.

>>397066
i like it.

>>397235
this

Avar 2012/04/06(Fri)23:17 No. 399164 ID: b0d1a8
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I remain silent as a rifle slides out of the gate.

"How about Chuckles?"

I pick up the rifle.

"What does that mean?"

"It's a uh, human word."

I slide open the top, inspecting the inside of it.

"Whatever, I do not really care."

Aside from the my rifle and the Human's pistol we both have other equipment consisting of a Stun batons, High explosive and smoke grenades, Non-lethal paralytic gas, zip-ties, and various miscellaneous things like first-aid and rations.

give him a nickname back

something like "squishy"

And then you kiss.

>>399165
good idea, trust me its about as respectful as the nick name he gave you.

Avar 2012/04/07(Sat)00:18 No. 399173 ID: b0d1a8
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We exit the building and walk towards the motor pool.

"I have an idea for a nickname."

"Sure, what is it?"

"Pinkie."

"Uh, why that one?"

"Because that is what color you look like."

We enter the building. Inside there is a terminal for logging out vehicles, a Zikiren engineer attached to a Panician, and a Hathian behind the counter.

>>399173
Here's a tip for you: Hathians don't give thier names to people they don't know.

Chuckles: Obtain sweet ride.

Pinkie: Meddle in the affairs of more aliens you are not even acquaintances with.

wait why is that engie on a leash

>>399173
Well lets get this patrol started, streets won't keep themselves safe and all that.

>>399173
Is it normal for Panicians to be leashed like that?

Avar 2012/04/15(Sun)18:12 No. 401593 ID: b0d1a8
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Well I would not call them leashed together, but rather connected to each others minds. Panicians make great tools for various tasks such as repairing equipment or bomb disposal. Zikiren males often join the CSF as combat engineers or maintenance crew and are commonly found 'leashed' together with Panicians because they seem to be the most compatible with each other for some reason.

make a note of what Pinky chose as a loadout, grab the most badas-looking vehicle you can and start patrolling the streets

Avar 2012/04/15(Sun)18:25 No. 401596 ID: b0d1a8
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There are two vehicles available to me to use.

The first one is a small and fast patrol vehicle specifically designed for use in civilian populations. It is not terribly well armored but will resist some small arms fire.

The second vehicle is the standard light armored car of the CSF, used in both civil protection and military engagements. Not as fast as the first one but is armored enough to shrug off small arms and also indirect explosions.

The former, unless you have a reason to expect some serious engagements.

Take the light armored car. Situations with gunfire and explosions tend to pop up suddenly, and you'll want that extra armor. If you have to give chase you can call another patrol to intercept or run them down, right? ...And where do you put anyone you arrest in that patrol vehicle? In the trunk?

>>401593
Uh... I assume the tall one is the Zikiren, but I've been wrong before. I'd hope that cable spools out a little farther if they're doing something like bomb disposal.

if you're a good driver, the former. if you won't ba able to do any dodgy tricks, the latter.

I think the second one is a solid choice.

Get under the car. Exclaim you're a squirrel and that feels great.

Avar 2012/04/29(Sun)15:21 No. 405719 ID: b0d1a8
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Meanwhile...

Private Lee is trying to decide if he should pet the Panician or not. It is emitting a low hissing noise as he brings his hand closer to it, but he still really wants to pet it.

you gonna get bit.

You should pet it anyway but be ready to yank your hand away if it tries to bite you.

petting is for pets. that guy is not a pet but an engineer, thus probably way smarter than you, so don't, because that'd be just plain insulting.

>>405743
Whether it's the engineer or attached to the engineer is up in the air. Either way, it's basic common sense you do not try to pet creatures that hiss and bare their teeth at you. It's probably has a higher rank than you as well.

>>405719
Please try to not lose a hand before you are actually on duty.

Avar 2012/04/29(Sun)21:48 No. 405833 ID: b0d1a8
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Panicians are a bio-engineered species made by Hathian scientists as a cheap way of building and maintaining military infrastructure. The person it is attached to is a Zikiren, a tall semi-warm blooded alien. He is the engineer the Panician is attached to. Panicians as far as everyone knows are barely sentient and fairly unintelligent if unaugmented, they are also ill tempered but in theory should not hurt you if they are not told to.

Private Lee brings his hand closer to the Panician, which provokes it to open it's mouth wider, it's hissing filling the room. He now very unsure if he should pet it or not.

generally speaking its a bad idea to pet something that bares its teeth at you. don't touch it.

>>405833
don't pet it you moron

Pet it.

PET IT YOU DAMN FOOL

Yiff it.

Well it all depends on how much you really like those fingers of yours.

You touch that Panician, and Chuckles is going to be annoyed that his latest partner didn't even get out of the compound before sustaining a serious injury. ...That means don't pet it, you moron.

Wow, why are you so stupid? What happened to humanity in this universe?

>>405932
Never underestimate the capacity of grunts to do stupid things.

>>406052
Or other people for that matter.

Avar 2012/05/02(Wed)21:50 No. 407412 ID: b0d1a8
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Now influencing "Chuckles"

"Why do humans want to touch everything..."

"What?"

"Vehicle is here, I am driving."

Avar 2012/05/02(Wed)21:57 No. 407413 ID: b0d1a8
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we are in the vehicle, the human is just staring at me as I am establishing remote control of the vehicle.
Should we Talk about something or Start the patrol?

ask him why the FUCK he thought petting something that is hissing st him could be a good idea.

Ask Pinkie just what was so enticing about an agitated Panician that he just had to try and touch it. You're curious if this is a drive all humans have, or just him.

Silently wish Pinkie had gotten his hand bit back there. Then maybe you wouldn't have to go on patrol with him.

Patrol for yiffy vixens.

>>407413
How cute, the human is trying to drive using the steering wheel.

Don't badger him. No need to make your new partner think you're a dick the first chance you get. He does seem like a nice guy even if he is kind of oblivious. Instead ask him what he is trained for and how he wound up here on Esan.

begin. I'm anxuíous for something to actually happen.

Avar 2012/05/15(Tue)15:29 No. 412220 ID: b0d1a8
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>Why he thought petting something that is hissing is a good idea
Actually, even if I kick one they will only hiss at you, they hiss at everything but can not do anything unless commanded to. I could be strangling one and it will not be able to do anything to me at all. So it is perfectly safe to pet one, actually, It is the handler that you have to be worried about. Human probably lost his nerve, heh.

>What he is trained for and how he wound up here
I can look that up right now actually... Looks like he received Basic and Civil Protection Training, not particularly skilled it looks like. Also he was placed here at random as he did not request a deployment anywhere.

>Human is trying to drive using the steering wheel
That is a good idea...

"I am going to take a nap, your driving, human."
"Uh, ok."

Avar 2012/05/15(Tue)15:50 No. 412226 ID: b0d1a8
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"Hey, wake up."

"It had better be important"

"There's two guys fighting over there."

"Your point is..."

"Uh, shouldn't we stop them or something?"

I see two Humans fighting each other, Should we stop and break up the fight?

are ether of them armed? if no weapons are involved then it's just a fight, if there is a weapon then it calls for you to step in.
but, he probably doesn't like the idea of seeing his own kind being hurt. try blaring the siren for a second. the sight of the vehicle should startle them into leaving.

>>412226
Depends on what we're patrolling for.

We could at least stop and ask what the fight is about.

Eh, looks like a fistfight. Not really worth stopping for, be we've got nothing better to do, and it'll be easy to break up. Pinkie's handling this one, though. They'll respond better to another human. You'll stay in the vehicle in the highly unlikely case things get worse.

Just to clarify, what's the usual minimum of disturbance and mayhem for you to intervene?

Yes let Pinkie handle it. You can stay in the vehicle and masturbate.

>>412226
Don't let Pinky handle it.
He's seriously, seriously inexperienced.
Chances are he'd do something to break ALL the regulations.

Just honk at them.
With the car horn

>>412359
And how does he get experience other than handling minor shit like this? As long as he keeps his gun holstered, and only resorts to a tazer if things get hairy, it'll be fine.

Avar 2012/05/15(Tue)20:48 No. 412416 ID: b0d1a8
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We pull up near them and turn on the lights. They stop and turn towards us. One of them is obviously destitute and drunk. 'Pinkie' gets out of the car and confronts the drunk, raising his hands, trying to calm the human.

Avar 2012/05/15(Tue)20:48 No. 412417 ID: b0d1a8
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Shit...

Okay go kick some human ass.

if you didn't have anything, now you can get him on assaulting an officer.

Use your stun baton on the dickhole.

Yep, that's assaulting an officer. Go stick your stun baton in his ear and throw that drunk in the trunk.

>>412417
Wait
Isn't Pinkie wearing a helmet that covers the side of his head, too?
He should be fine, needs to tough up, if you can call this toughing up.

Help him if he needs it but don't baby him. He needs to learn that you have his back but wont do everything for him.

Get out the car and prepare to step in if he starts to get his ass kicked.

Step out of the vehicle and get ready to apprehend some...*licking of chops inserted here* criminals. "Hey...cut it out."

Avar 2012/05/21(Mon)18:51 No. 414930 ID: b0d1a8
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>go kick some human ass.
Oh I can do much more then that now. Accordingly to this world's laws, the second that civilian attacked pinkie turned him into an enemy combatant. This basically gives me the power to do anything to "neutralize" him, this includes shooting him. There is a catch to this however, I have to give him a 3 second warning to surrender.

"Get on the ground, Human or I shoot."

Avar 2012/05/21(Mon)18:53 No. 414933 ID: b0d1a8
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"Fuck you-you fukkin fuzzball."

Now if there is no objections I am going to shoot him now.

>>414933
no objections at all

Shoot him now. With your penis.

don't shoot to kill though. knee-cap him or something. then make your pinkie put him in the vehicle and i guess wrap whatever you shoot. needs to get used to needing to manhandle people. then when you get to the station he needs to be the one to book him.

good lord are you mad?! do you want to start a riot? cause the cops getting involved in a fight and then killing someone is exactly the sort of thing that sparks race riots. subdue him, but don't kill him.

>>414947
yes, killing would be bad, but taking him down is fine because you can point out that the guy attacked your HUMAN partner.

Isn't shooting him overkill? He's human, and drunk, at that. It'd be a waste of ammo. You could easily push him over, prod him with a stun baton, and be done with it. Pinkie can take it from there.

>>414933
Try not to kill him.

>>414933
However you do it, make it painful before the end.
He's drunk, it will take a lot of non-lethal damage before he really starts to feel it.

Shoot what you please.

Avar 2012/05/22(Tue)00:11 No. 415060 ID: b0d1a8
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>beat the crap out of him
Fine, I feel like doing that anyways.

okay, now have your pinkie stuff him in the car.

I uh... I think you might be going a bit overboard with that beating.

>>415070
Meh, it's what you get for assaulting an officer, really.

Toss him in the truck and let's keep going.

oshit, police brutality. stop that.

Toss him in the car. Make a note to obtain a nightstick.

>>415060
Nonononono, you're doing it all wrong. You want him to FEEL the beating, don't just tear him apart before things even begin!

>>415106
This guy seems more like a military peacekeeper than an actual cop. That means he's effectively exempt from laws regarding police brutality/overkill.

So what do you do once the drunk is sufficiently "neutralized?" Just dump him in the gutter, or is there more procedure to be followed?

>>415148
being allowed to beat someone to death doesn't mean you should.

>>415165
for a human, sure.
For Hathians, human ethics do not apply.

Avar 2012/05/22(Tue)19:32 No. 415228 ID: b0d1a8
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>stop that
I am tired now anyways.

I call for a Civilian Medivac as there is not a spot where we can put him in our vehicle. They arrive promptly and I explain what happened. They check over Pinkie excessively before I shoo them off him.

>procedure to be followed
At this point The human will be taken to a secure hospital to await trial for assaulting a soldier, which should go smoothly as the patrol car has it recorded. Then he will probably be shipped to an off-world mining prison for a few months.

Well, nothing more to do here. Clean the blood off your suit and resume your patrol route.

Tell Pinkie that this is why we don't get involved in piddly shit like breaking up drunken fistfights. He can wake you when something worthwhile happens, like a gunfight or a riot.

Avar 2012/05/22(Tue)20:02 No. 415240 ID: b0d1a8
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I cleaned off my hand of the human blood before reentering the vehicle. Pinkie takes the wheel and resumes the patrol route. I am too alert now to take a nap. It is really quiet in the vehicle with the silence only broken occasionally by radio chatter, it is boring as usual.

Continue to influence Chuckles or influence Pinkie?

Show him around the city. The key points of the place for him to get around.

Be the Panician.

>be Chuckles.

>Remain Chuckles

Recount the last not-boring encounter you had on patrol to Pinkie, so he has an idea of the kind of thing he should stop for.

I'm getting the feeling that you don't like where your career has taken you. How'd you end up on MP duty?

>>415240
Remain Chuckles, and also take over driving since you can't nap.

> Chuckles

Also get a hanky. You still got a little smudge there on your helmet.

Avar 2012/06/27(Wed)19:31 No. 426864 ID: b0d1a8
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We drive along for while until we get a call from the radio

Dispatch: "Calling all units in the area, car twelve-eighty-three requesting assistance for two suspects fleeing in a ground vehicle, suspects are wanted for a recent armed robbery, shots have been fired."

Pinkie: "Uh, that sounds pretty serious."

Should we respond to this call? there are two other units responding as well as the one currently in pursuit.

they did say ALL units, and may make note of you not coming to assist.

Yep. Get on that.

Avar 2012/06/27(Wed)21:02 No. 426891 ID: b0d1a8
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Chuckles: "We are going after them, let go of the wheel."

Pinkie reluctantly lets go of the wheel as I take control of the car.

Pinkie: "Why did you want me to let go of theEEEEE-"

We soon catch up and join the pursuit, The suspect's vehicle is about as fast as ours but it also has less mass. The second suspect, a Human male, is taking potshots at the lead chase vehicle, he is a bad shot further hindered by the automatic weapon he is using.

What is the plan now?

Check on the radio if there is anyone ahead to cut them off, as that would probably be preferable to opening fire on a street. If you don't I guess it is time to take stock of what weapons you have with you.

Avar 2012/06/28(Thu)19:39 No. 427206 ID: b0d1a8
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From the looks of things on the hud there is going to be few areas were a roadblock can be setup. Although it looks like the plan is to herd the suspects to the highway.

Pinkie has a ballistic pistol, I have the matter rifle and the other three people chasing have matter carbines although they cant shoot and drive at the same time unlike me.

Pinkie: "Uh, what are you doing?"

Chuckles: "What does it look like."

Pinkie: "Ok, I guess I'll be sitting here then."

I can try to shoot the suspects or wait until they get on the highway, though the suspects are shooting regardless if they are on city streets or not.

Shoot, but only if you're sure there'll be no civilian casualties.

Are their weapons actually effectual against your vehicles' armor? Returning fire is fairly low priority if their shots are plinking.

Stop the enemy vehicle in a place where civilians are not. Don't be responsible for innocent deaths.

Avar 2012/06/29(Fri)17:21 No. 427459 ID: b0d1a8
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Alright I guess I wont shoot if there are civilians around even though this is a city where civilians are around just about everywhere. The rounds they are shooting are us are only bouncing off the armor, the tires are not as sturdy as the bullets shred the lead vehicle front left tire. It falls back behind us making us the lead chase vehicle.

The highway is coming up where there will be less people do I wait or do I start shooting right now. The suspects do not seem to be running out of bullets any time soon.

shoot