It appears like he's just mucking about. He better get a good branch that he can whack people hard on the head with and then go find some gits to whack hard on the head.

we're da voices of all da dead orks ya git! we's here ta make ya da biggest ork dere iz!

The ork yoof start to panic while tried to the find the source of the voices until he realize that he is hearing your voice inside his head.

Ork Yoof: "By da Gork... or Mork! I am 'earing voice inside my 'ead!"

>>360743

Ork Yoof: "Mmmm.... Okai I got me a wuud choppa but I dunot find any gitz to bash on yet..."

>>360744

Ork Yoof: "Are yu gona make me da biggest ork?! Mmmmm... I like da idea... But da biggest ork need da biggest name! Wut shall I kall myself?"

LOOK FOR SOME GITZ TO SMACK ABOUT!

smashburst. as in you hit things so hard they explode.

>>360754
'Eadsmasha, on account of all the 'eads you will be smashing, ya git. Now go to your left and start smashing hand, your left is the hand that's not holding da choppa.

WE IZ GORK. OR MAYBE MORK. WE AIN'T SURE, BUT WE IZ GUNNA SMACK YUZ IF YA KEEPS ON MUCKIN ABOUT. GET A CHOPPA AN SOME FLASH PANTZ AND GO KRUMP SUMMAT.

CALL YERSELF 'BIGTOOF FACEBREAKA!'

>>360791

Bigtoof: "I like da name! I will kall myself Bigtoof Facebreaka!"

>>360768

Bigtoof: "Wy should'ya I smash my oter hands? I ned oter hand to grab on a gitz wile smashing ty 'eads!"

>>360756
>>360763
>>360776

Bigtoof: "Okai I shall find gitz to krump."

The ork yoof Bigtoof start to travel around inside the forest while trying to find worthy foes to crush. It took Bigtoof two hour to find a foe, this foe is a large black bear with razor sharp claws. It seem that the black bear don't notice Bigtoof thank to that Bigtoof is completly naked so that his green skin blend in the green forest.

Bigtoof: "Tis stoopid gitz donut notice me yet. But it look very big, bigger tan me."

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Wooded Choppa
Some small rocks

>>360908

HIT DA BEAR WITH DA CHOPPA! ORKS AIN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!

throw all ya rocks first, go for it's eyes. then charge in and smash it in the skull with ya choppa.

>>360908
Yell out a loud WAAAAAAGH! and then hit it in the head with the choppa until it stops moving!

>>360919
Dat's unorky.

>>360919
>>360916
>>360938

Bigtoof: "I like to trow da roks at it first... But yu 'ave rigt, I should akt like a proper ork 'un showing no fear... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

Bigtoof make a loud battlecry so that he brought attention from the bear. Before the bear could act, Bigtoof charging into it while holding up his wooded choppa. As he close in, he make a mighty strike on the bear´s head but it only caused it more angry. Bigtoof keep on hitting on the bear until he cause it to bleed, but before he could make a finish strike, the bear slammed Bigtoof against the tree. The slam was so powerful that Bigtoof dropped his choppa as he leaning against the tree.

Bigtoof: "Ow.... I should trow the roks first..."

The bear started to charge against Bigtoof to crush him against the tree.

>>360955
No, dat would 'ave been unorky, are you an unorky git? No by Mork or Gork you're not. Now let out a massive WAAAAAGH! and choke that bear good!

jump to the side so the bear slams itself into the tree. being sneaky is still orky as long as you do it to kill things.

>>360960

Bigtoof reacted fast enough to jump to the side as the bear crashing itself against the tree. The bear seem to be slightly stunned thank to combination of previous head-bashing and crash into the tree.

>>360959

Bigtoof: "I donu't kare if I am orky or not! Unly fing I kare is tat I am a ork wu are born to be biggest ork tat even exist! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

Bigtoof perform another warcry as he pounce on the stunning bear as he tried choke the bear with his long orky arms. The bear tried to shake him off but Bigtoof held tightly on the bear´s neck. The bear started to clawing on him but Bigtoof keep holding on even he got clawed. The bear started to get weaker and weaker, in this moment Bigtoof took his chance by forceful twisting the bear´s neck so that it make loud cracking sound.

Bigtoof loose the hold on the bear as the bear fall lifeless on the ground. Bigtoof looked at the dead bear as he can start to feel the great excitement from his first fight and his first victory. He stepped on the bear´s head as he howl into the air in pure happiness.

Bigtoof: "I did it! My first fight! I wun! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"


Four hour after his first victory, Bigtoof made a temporary fire camp. Bigtoof are already wearing his own handmade loincloth from bear hide and it seem that he have recently eaten bear meat as the bones are lying around the camp.

Bigtoof: "Mmmm it is very tasty! Okai, wut should I do now? I 'ave sume leftuver from da odd squig."

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Wooded Choppa
Bear Claws
Bear Hide
Bear Skull
Bones
Sinew (Can be used as thread)
Some small rocks

put the squigs pointy bits on your wooden choppa,to make it more choppey

>>360970
Tie the claws to a thigh-bone to make a wicked club and then fashion a cool helmet from the bearskull. After that it's either time to sleep or find some other git to krump.

>>360971
>>360972

Bigtoof: "Okai, I am guna make me more choppas und a nize helmet!"

Bigtoof started to working on his choppas, he took his club and added a pointy bone to make it into a pick weapon. He make another choppas with large bone that are tied with claws, turn into more exotic bone club. He then working on his bear skull and turned it into nice helmet.

After finish with his crafting, he standing there proudly while wearing his skull helmet and holding pair of choppas. He notice that forest start to become dark so he decided to sleep. He took his bear hide and used it as blanket while he try to sleep.

When the sun rise up again, Bigtoof are still sleeping until he heard a loud crashing sound. He waking up with no problem and he could see burning smoke somewhere farther in the forest. He throw away his hide blanket as he slowly raising up from the earthy ground

Bigtoof: "Wut da zog! Wut is happening?"

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Claw Choppa
Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet
Bear Hide
Some small rocks

Fire means camp, might be more ork boyz. Head out and see who's campin.

>>360977
Fire means that maybe there's a fight. Let out a loud WAAAAGH! and charge off in that direction.

>>360977

GO TO DA CAMP SITE, AND SEE IF THERE'S MORE BOYZ! IF IT AIN'T, SMACK 'EM ABOUT!

>>360992
>>360997
>>361003

Bigtoof: "Okai, I will 'ead tere! WAAAGH!"

Bigtoof started to run into the direction of burning smoke, he run faster and faster as he get closer until at sudden moment he start to slow down greatly. He was expecting a camp but he was not ever expect to see a crashed carrier flyer.

He hide himself behind the bush and looking at the wrecking flyer. He could see three humans, two of them seem to be carry a two-handed firearms while one of the human seem to be importing.

Human 1: Damn those orks! I have never expect them to use catapult on us!

Human 2: Sergeant! The pilots and the rest of the squad are dead sir...

Human 1: Damn it! Two of you will keeping guard here while I try get hand on the communicator from the Valkyrie.

Human 3: Understood sir.

One of the human went inside the wrecking flyer while two other human are standing guard outside. Bigtoof is still hiding behind the bush.

Bigtoof: "Mmmmm... Tis will nut be easy to krump tem bekause ty have dakka und I 'ave no dakka..."

>>361024
'Umies be weak and you a big strong ork. Let out a hearty WAAAAGH! as you charge them and krump dem good.

be sneakys and move to a spot with a shorter distance. THEN charge them. make it so they have less chance to use their dakka.

>>361024

THROW A FEW ROCKS AT 'EM! THEN HIDE IN DA BUSHES, AND SMACK 'EM WHEN THEY COME CLOSE!

>>361038

Bigtoof: "I am smart not stoopid! I will be very deff if I charge wif'out da boyz an dakka."

>>361041
>>361169

Bigtoof: "Kunning idea! I will gitting klose enogh to use my choppas on dim!"

Bigtoof removed his skull helmet so that he will reveal more of his green skins so that he will get easier to blend in the bush. He started to move in silently behind the covers. As he getting closer in, he could clearly hear their conversation.

Human 3: "Damn, I never thought that Vren and Prom will ever get killed..."

Human 2: "That is sad part about the military life. You will sooner or later to get killed."

Human 3: "Except high ranking officer who are rarely on the front line!"

Human 2: "Hahahaha! Very true! Oh by the way... I heard that you have a girlfriend?"

Human 3: "Yeah true... We have even discuss about that we should get married after I leaving the army."

Human 2: "That sound very nice, I self have thinking leaving the army too and start my own music band."

Human 3: "Own music band, that sound very interesting."

Bigtoof started to get real boring from hearing their conversation so that he quickly throw the rock on them and then he hide behind the bush.

Human 2: "Ouch! What the heck! Who is throwing rock at me?!"

Human 3: "I think the rock came from one of the bush."

Human 2: "I will alone search for the damn joker and make a burning hole on his freaking head!"

Human 3: "Are sure about it? It could be orks..."

Human 2: "Orks don't hide and throw rocks! The orks are too stupid to use sneaky tactics!"

The upset human started to move in slowly to one of the bush and start poking them with his lasgun. When he don't find anything inside the bush, he keep continue with other bushes until Bigtoof suddenly raising up from his hiding place. Bigtoof and the human are facing each other very close. Bigtoof grinned madly while holding up his choppas in the air.

Bigtoof: "ZURPRISE!!!!!"

Human 2: "OH MY EMPEROR!!!"

The human guard was so shocking to see a ork who pop out from his hiding place because he never believe that ork who will use stealth. The shocking guard tried to regain his senses but sadly he don't recover quickly enough to fire his lasgun as he got claw club on his right shoulder and pick choppa on his throat.

Bigtoof removed his choppas from the dead human and turned to the other human. The other human was surprised to see his comrade to get killed by a ork who appear from hiding place. He have learned lot about the orks from his The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book but it never said about that orks are willing to use stealth. He start to shake as he try to aim Bigtoof with his lasgun.

Human 3: "Damn you! Damn to all your stupid kins! You killed my friends and I will not let you take my future marriage! DIE YOU XENO SCUM!"

The guard turning on burst mode on his lasgun and start firing on Bigtoof. Bigtoof got some hit from the lasgun shots and the shots piercing through his body. If he where human he would die but lucky enough he is a ork who can take lethal hits. Bigtoof decide to take cover behind the bush again while the guard are still shooting at him. The guard try to hit Bigtoof through the bush but he can't see him. When he realize that he couldn't hit him, he pulled out his frag grenade and tossed at the bush. When the grenade fall on the bush, it make loud explosion but Bigtoof don´t appear yet.

Human 3: "DAMN! Come out you coward! I will show the superior of the mankind!"

Bigtoof: "OI! TINK FAST!"

The guard turning to direction of Bigtoof´s voice, before he could fire his lasgun, Bigtoof throw his pick choppa at guard´s chest. While the guard looked at his injury, Bigtoof charging at him and them he leap up into air as he perform a flying clothesline on him. Bigtoof´s flying clothesline connected the guard´s head so that guard fall backward. Before the guard could react, Bigtoof mounted on him and started to punching on his face rapidly. Bigtoof don't stop punching until the guard´s face is completely deformed and covered with bloods.

Bigtoof raising up again and took back his pick choppa from the dead guard. He turned to the wrecking flyer, he know that are another human who are still inside the flyer and he assume that last human are gonna be more stronger.

Bigtoof: "'ururur! 'umies make funny face wen I pop up at dim. Okai da last 'umie are inside da wing wagon. Shall I loot from deff 'umies first or krump da last 'umie?"

Take sum bomz frum da humies an trow dem at da odda humie. Pull da pin out first, though, so it goes boom! Den choppa da last humie.

TAKE DA SHOOTA OFF DA DEAD HUMIE, AND SHOOT DA OTHER HUMIE WITH DA SHOOTA!

>>361324

No! Da other humie is with other dakka, if we kill the humie without blowin things up, we get more loot!

Take his dakka, shoot the other humie,

>>361270
Take shootas and fire wildly in celebration.

could get a rope or something and tie them together so you have a double shoota, twice as much dakka!

>>361421
This brain is a genius! Double the dakka!

>>361421
>>361423

Bigtoof: "Oi dat sound good idea!"

Bigtoof take pair of lasgun and tied them up with some pieces of clothes from the dead humans. He then forcefully removed the trigger guards because it so small for his fingers. Before he finish with it, he took a knife from the guard and conned it to his customized firearm.

>>361420

After he had finish with his weapon customized, he held up it proudly and then he make small celebration by shooting at the air.

Bigtoof: "WAAAGH! DAKKADAKKA!"

Bigtoof gained Kustomizer talent

>>361324
>>361343
>>361339

Bigtoof: "Okai I shall shoot da 'umie wif my shoota! I will take da bombs wif me."

Bigtoof picking the frag grenades from the dead bodies and then he heading to the wreaking flyer. When he arrived at the crash site, he notice the area is awful silence except the burning sounds. Bigtoof expected that the human sergeant are properly hiding somewhere, and the human will properly try to ambush him when he least expected it.

Bigtoof: "Tis 'umie seem to be very sneaky... un I no like dat..."


Bigtoof's Inventory:
Claw Choppa
Pick Choppa
Knife
Kustom Twin-linked Shoota with bayonet
Bear-Skull Helmet
Bear Hide
3 Frag Grenades
Some small rocks

Bigtoof Talents:
Kustomizer: Bigtoof can customize weapons, armors and some vehicles.

We've started him down the path of the mek, always good!

Shoot into the bushes, try and scare the humie out.

TRY THROWIN' A GRENADE WHERE DAT GIT MIGHT BE HIDING!

>>361491

Bigtoof: "Me mekboy? I 'ave no zoggins idea 'ow to build like slugga yet but I knuw 'ow to kustomize dem fur wyrd reason. But I will shoot for da gitz."

Bigtoof started to shooting around the bushes, hope that he will hit the hiding human. He stop shooting for a moment to listen for any sound of moaning pain until he continue shooting around.

>>361521

Bigtoof pulled out his grenade and tried to figure out where the human possibly hide somewhere. Hiding in the bushes is out the question because he have tried to shoot many bushes without any success, the only possibly hiding is inside the wrecking Valkyrie.

He slowly moved to the Valkyrie until he reached the open entrance, he remove the ring from the grenade and toss in. The grenade make explosion and then Bigtoof looking in, he only see dead bodies. Suddenly he hear motor sound behind his back, as he turn around a human soldier are holding on a chainsword. Before Bigtoof could react, the human swing down and made a large tearing cut on Bigtoof´s chest so that the blood spurt out.

Human 1: "Take that xenos scum! You will pay for killing my men!"

Bigtoof grinding his teeth after he got real nasty slash on his chest and he still bleeding. Bigtoof can´t shoot him with his shoota because he is too close with his enemy so that he tried to stab him with his bayonet but the human soldier simple parry it with his chainsword and then he counter with by shooting at Bigtoof´s shoulder with laspistol but it only do light damage. Bigtoof notice that this human is quit skilled fighter and know how to deal with his kind.

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Claw Choppa
Pick Choppa
Knife
Kustom Twin-linked Shoota with bayonet
Bear-Skull Helmet
Bear Hide
2 Frag Grenades
Some small rocks

BLOCK HIS CHAINSWORD WITH DA CHOPPA, THEN STAB DA GIT WTIH YER KNIFE!

>>361746
Take out your choppas and chop him with them. He can't parry both if you swing them from two sides at him.

take out the frag and drop it at your feet, then jump inside the Valkyrie right before it goes off.

>>361766
>>361774

Bigtoof throw his kustom shoota at the human soldier who reacted by backing away without getting hit. At this moment when he backing away, Bigtoof pulled out his claw choppa and knife as he attempted to dual strike at the human. The human strike away Bigtoof´s choppa with his chainsword so that his claw choppa that are made of bone break apart. For Bigtoof´s knife, the human used his other arm as shield and prevented hitting the vital parts at cost for injured arm and dropping of his laspistol.

The human show expression of pain when he blocked Bigtoof´s knife with his arm but he keep on swinging his chainsword at Bigtoof. Bigtoof dropped his broken choppa as he grabbing on human´s weapon arm to prevent him swinging his chainsword. Bigtoof let go his knife that are still stuck on human´s injured arm and then he punching hard on human's face. The human seem slightly distracted after got a hard blow on his face.

>>361841

At this moment Bigtoof dropped his frag grenade at front of the human as he leap back inside the wreacking Valkyrie. When the human recover his sense, he saw the grenades at his feet. Through his experienced he learned that you should kick away the grenades rather by picking it up and throw it away. But the problem is too late to kick it away as his foot blown away as he attempt to kick it. The human are screaming in pain while falling down because he have only one foot left.

Bigtoof climbing out from Valkyrie as he grins at the injured human.

Bigtoof: "'urururu! I tink dat he will dance no longer! Ony zuggestion fur dealing wif dis 'umie?"


Bigtoof's Inventory:
Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet
Bear Hide
1 Frag Grenades
Some small rocks

Usable Items on Scene:
Kustom Twin-linked Shoota with bayonet
Laspistol
Human limb
Metal Pipe
Piece of Metal Sheets

take his choppa and kill him with it. he got you with it, you get him with it.

Just. Shoot. Him. In. The. HEAD!

Then take his Rippa. And see if you can turn your Twin-Linked Shoota into a Tri-Linked Shoota using the laspistol.

Throw him in the fire! Make a game of how long the humie can scream.

Dude, He is an Ork, not a bloody Dark Eldar.

Chop 'im wif da rippa.

>>361860
This makes lotsa sense.

He is legless, has no shoota, and has a choppa.

If you get close he might still slice you with his choppa before dying. Grab your shoota and shoot him dead. Then take the choppa and everything else

>>361897

So? Orks do torture at times if they find it funny.

btw.. something bothers me...

>Loin cloth
What? why! Orcs are sentient humanoid magical fungi. They reproduce by releasing spores. They have a ken-doll down there.

>>361903
what, you saying he can't just think it looks cool?

>>361853
Beat him to death with his blown off limb. Then claim his choppa for your own and add some flazhy bitz to it.

>>361963
DOOO IT!!

>>361883
>>361901

Bigtoof: "Naaa... No fun wen I shoot his 'ead... But I kan shoot his arm!"

Bigtoof picking up his shoota and start shooting at the human´s weapon arm so that the human lose hold on his chainsword. Bigtoof walking to the lying human and stomp on human's weapon arm as he pick up the chainsword. Bigtoof examine the chainsword, the same chainsword that once tearing his chest.

>>361892

Bigtoof: "Dat sound fun but me tired of 'umie skreaming roight now..."

>>361860
>>361898
>>361899
>>361963
>>361968

Bigtoof: "His foot turn into small bitz, I no kan bash him wif it... But I kan chop his arm off ten bash wif it!"

Bigtoof start paying the human back by sawing through his weapon arm with his own chainsword. The human screaming in pain as he got his arm sawed until the arm become completely severed. He pick up the severed arm and then he start bashing on human´s face with his own arm.

Bigtoof: "Stopz 'itting yerself, stopz 'itting yerself! 'URURURUR!!!"

Bigtoof laughing as he keep on hitting on the human´s face until the human died because of blood loss. Bigtoof get bored after human died so that he tossed away the limb and tried to find any useful loots. He picking up the laspistol so that he could increase firepower of his shoota so that it become a snazzgun instead.

>>361903
>>361904

Bigtoof: "We orks weer klot'es bekause we look wyrd wile being naked un also we look more snazzy wif klot'es on! Un also I need loinclot so dat I kan store my stuf. But anyway... TIME TO LOOT!!!!"

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Kustom Snazzzgun with bayonet
Chainsword Choppa
Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet
Bear Hide
1 Frag Grenades
Some small rocks

Lootable Items on Scene:
Backpack
Camo-cloak
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Grapnel
Grenade Launcher
Heavy Stubber
Flake Armor pieces
Lho Sticks
Medi-pack
Night-Vision Googles
6 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
7 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
7 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Plenty of metal pieces
Vox-caster


Bigtoof Talents:
Kustomizer: Bigtoof can customize weapons, armors and some vehicles.

>>362009
Add all of the weapons into one massive super shoota that is flashy as all hell and sounds like a proper DAKKA.

We should build a hut nearby and begin storing the goods. We've got enough stuff for a small boyz group!

We should also help him down a path, we are da voices picked by gork and mork! We can help him down the path of near anything!

MAKE ALL DA METAL PIECES AND ALL DA ARMOUR PIECES INTO AN 'ARD SUIT. DAT WAY, NO GITZ CAN EVER HARM YOU AGAIN!

And add to Camo-cloak and backpack to the armor so you can be sneakys and carry more loot. You need to start finding some Boyz to boss around.

>>362011

Bigtoof don't use up all weapons to upgrade his snazzgun, instead he use heavy stubber and grenade launcher turned it into a special shoota.

Bigtoof upgraded Kustom Snazzgun into Da Hellshoota


>>362040
>>362041

Bigtoof took severals metal pieces to turn it into a heavy armor with addition of camo-cloak, backpack and some minor thing. After he finish crafting the armor, he quickly wear it and he become very proud of his crafting armor.

Bigtoof crafted Armoor of Mork's Wraitz


>>362038

Bigtoof: "Okai, I will build a hut from da wingwagon."

Bigtoof start to take apart from metal plates from the wrecking Valkyrie to build his own hut. Bigtoof keep building on his hut until he finish with it when the sky become dark. Bigtoof decided to sleep inside his newly build hut while still wearing his armor.

When the sun raise up again, he stretching his limbs and then he walking out the hut. He decided that he need to gather some ork boys who he could ordering around. But before he could start his search, he notice that least 5 gretchin are searching through wrecking Valkyrie and they don't notice him yet.


Bigtoof's Special Gear:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz: Armoor of Mork's Wraitz is a heavy armour that come with camo-cloak, backpack and some pouches.
Da Hellshoota: Da Hellshoota is a powerful automatic snazzgun that shots both lasers and bullets, and it also have a inbuilt grenade/stikkbomb launcher.

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Chainsword Choppa
Pick Choppa
Knife
Bear-Skull Helmet
2 Frag Grenades
Some small rocks

Hut Storing Space:
Bear Hide
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Flake Armor pieces
Grapnel
Lho Sticks
Medi-pack
Night-Vision Googles
6 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
7 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Plenty of metal pieces
Vox-caster

I think we should send him down the the path of being both the Warboss and the BigMek. That way he honors both Gork and Mork.

Anyways, establish your Dominance over these puny Grotz.

Stomp on one 'a da puny gretchiz and tell 'em dat you'ze da boss 'ere. Deyz best get to helpin' you make ya hut more flashy, or else you'll stomp more 'a dem!

>>362079
well, not actually stomp, otherwise you will ahve one less to do stuff for you. now PUNTING is good, shows them you mean business.

Oh, also, craft the vox-caster onto your suit, so you can sound loud when you shout.

>>362082
Wait, okay, I looked up the wargear I didn't know, and apparently, vox-casters don't do what I assumed they did. Craft the grapnel onto your shoota and the medi kit onto your suit, if that's feasible.

Also, paint the legs of your suit red with humie blood.

>>362072
>>362079
>>362081

Bigtoof: "Me as warboss ur un bigmek... Dat sound good. Okai I will show da runtz who is da BOSS!"

As Bigtoof walking to the wrecking Valkyrie, the gretchins notice him and they seem to be ready to flee until Bigtoof firing off some rounds into the air.

Bigtoof: "OI YER RUNTZ! Donz leggit ur I will shoot ya to DEFF! Un cumz uver 'ere!"

The gretchins suddenly stand still when Bigtoof threating them with his Da Hellshoota and they started moving back to him without resisting back because they are aware that Bigtoof are well equipped and he is a big ork.

Bigtoof: "Good! Now yer grots, I am yer boss now un yer are gonna do wot I say ur else I will stomp yer good."

All Gretchins: "Yes boss we will work for yer!"

Bigtoof: "Okai runtz, start making my hut flashy NOW!"

The gretchins start heading to the hut and trying to make the hut look more flashy.

>>362083

Bigtoof: "Yea yea... I will take da stuf wif me but I will not use dim to do anodder upgrad."

>>362084

Bigtoof: "Mmmmm... good idea, it will make me goes faster! Yer dere grotz, take da 'umie bludz un paint my legz wif da bludz!"

Grot: "Yes boss!"

One of the gretchin run away to get the blood from the dead humans, the process take a while until the gretchin come back with the human blood. The gretchin painted Bigtoof's legs so that it is completly cover with red blood.

Bigtoof: "Now I gotz sume grots wu work for me. Shall I start finding da boyz ur yer 'ave better idea?"


Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Pick Choppa
Knife
Bear-Skull Helmet
Grapnel
Medi-pack
2 Frag Grenades
Some small rocks

Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 5 (All of them are working on the hut)

Hut Storing Space:
Bear Hide
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Flake Armor pieces
Lho Sticks
Night-Vision Googles
6 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
7 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Plenty of metal pieces
Vox-caster

Nope, finding more Boyz sounds good.

Round up da boyz!

>>362104
Head to the left to find da boyz. Left is the hand that not holding da Shoota.

>>362104

Dere sum stuff you can do afor you get on wit der gettin more grunts.

graft the night-goggles in the eyes of the bearskull helm so's you can pull it down and see gud at night,
and upgrade your bone pick choppa wif a knife so's it chops bettah.

And whateva else the voices tell you what you should do, Idunno.

Give the grots the knives, may want to use them to kill stuff when you needs them to.

Master Pelle!/PXn9mPVck 2011/10/30(Sun)06:54 No. 362278 ID: 39368c
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>>362174

Bigtoof added the night-vision googles on his bear-shull helmet and then he upgraded his pick choppa with knife so that it become more choppy. Bigtoof started to feel more prepared for anything.

>>362179

Bigtoof: "Give da grots sume stabba? 'mmmm... It will make dim little more 'ard."

Bigtoof went inside his hut and brought knives for each gretchin. He handing them their own knives so that they become little happy to get some nice knives.

>>362120
>>362160
>>362162

Bigtoof: "Okai yer runtz, me searzhing for da boys un runtz. Be finish wif my flashy hut befur I cumz bakk!"

Gretchins: "Yes boss!"

The gretchins start working faster with Bigtoof´s hut as he started heading to his left side to search for the other orks. It took him about one hour to encounter ork boyz, all the ork are on fire camp while eating meats except one ork who sit farther away who have company of a squig hound and some gretchins.

The ork who are surrounding by gretchins have a white beard and a awful big red eye. Bigtoof suspected that the odd ork must be a runtherd because that he is holding a grabba stick. The runtherd seem to be staring at the orks boyz while mumbling about something.

Bigtoof ignored the runtherd for a while instead he focus on the ork boyz. He notice that are least 5 ork boyz and they only carry around choppas.


Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
2 Frag Grenades
Some small rocks

Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 5 (All of them are working on the hut)

Hut Storing Space:
Bear Hide
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Flake Armor pieces
Lho Sticks
6 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Plenty of metal pieces
Vox-caster

>>362278
Find the one that is biggest, then krump him good. After that you tell the rest of da boyz that dey're your boyz now and youse their boss.

They lack dakka! By dakka power alone you are already better than their big'un.

But the strange mumblin might be something else, he might be a bit madboy. Approach, showin' off your powerful dakka.

>>362279
Do dis.

>>362310

Bigtoof start showing of his Da Hellshoota while at same time tried to intimidate them with with his impressive firearm. Bigtoof get attention from all orks, even the mysterious runtherd who looking at him with great interest.

>>362279
>>362321

Bigtoof looking at one of the ork who seem to be biggest of the group and he seem to have more meat than other orks. Bigtoof slowly take steps to the big ork until they face each other.

Big Ork: "Watzha yet look at? I no care if yer are 'ard boy..."

Before the big ork could finish his sentence, Bigtoof getting already pissed so that he respond by punching hard on the ork's face. The impact was so powerful that least three teeth flew out from the ork´s mouth. The big ork returned the punch to Bigtoof's face but it is less impressed. Bigtoof grabbing on the big ork and then he turn the big ork upside-down. Bigtoof piledriving the big ork down on the ground so that he caused the ork become completely dazed.

Bigtoof: "My name is Bigtoof Facebreaka un nobody shall mess wif me! Bekause me gonna be biggest ork in history!"

Bigtoof looking at the rest of the orks, most of the seem to be very nervous when their biggest ork got beated. The runtherd become very interested of Bigtoof after he defeated one of the ork and then he turned to rest of the boyz.

Runtherd: "'ehehehehe! I told yer should mucking less! I tink dat our boss Bigtoof want sume gifts..."

The ork boys started gathering the steak meats and gave it to Bigtoof who simple eating it. The defeated ork gave some of dropped teef and meat to Bigtoof to show his excuse his rudeness to him, Bigtoof don't even hasted to take the gift. The odd runtherd moved to Bigtoof and then he bowed in front of him to show his respect.

Bigtoof: "Wut is yer name runtherd?"

Runtherd: "I 'ave forgot my real name bekause many orks simple call me Old Runtherd, Da Big Eye and Da Kreepy Runtherd."

Bigtoof: "'mmmm, okai I will give yer a new name. Yer new will be....................."

Choptoof Squigwhippa!

Grotwhippa Eyesnakk

>>362367
Runtsmacka CrazyEye.

>>362393

I AGREE WITH DIS ONE.

>>362393
thirding

Also, after naming him, take them back to your hut. It will be the beginning of the new tribe of Bigtoof's boyz.

>>362393
>>362438
>>362576


Bigtoof: "Yer new name will be... Runtsmacka CrazyEye!"

Runtsmacka: "Dat name sound good...!"

Suddenly one of the gretchin start to chuckle until it got smacked by Runtsmacka.

>>362694

Bigtoof: "Okai stop mucking, now all follow me!"

Runtsmacka and rest of the group of the groups started to followed Bigtoof to his hut. The time take about two hour and little more because one of the ork boyz always asking Bigtoof about if they are at his hut yet until he got a good beating for asking too many time.

When they finally arrive at Bigtoof's hut, they see that gretchins have already finish making Bigtoof´s hut be more flashy. The gretchins breathing heavily because they working very fast before Bigtoof could come back. Bigtoof examine his flashy hut and he consider it look very nice for now.

Bigtoof: "Good job runtz! Now... start building da huts for my boyzs!"

The gretchins seem to want to complain but they still following Bigtoof´s order because he is the biggest ork around here. The gretchins start to building more huts for the other orks. Runtsmacka walking to Bigtoof as he holding some kind of paper.

Runtsmacka: "Exkuse me Boss Bigtoof, are yer familiar ubbout da areas un uvver tribes?"

Bigtoof: "No... But I tink yer knowz more tan me. Is dat map yer are holding?"

Runtsmacka: "Yep! I knowz plenty fink ubbout dis planet un ork tribes. I made a map since da last WAAAGH on dis planet."

Runtsmacka starting showing the map to Bigtoof as he telling about the existed ork tribes on the planet Nedvania.


Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
2 Frag Grenades
4 Teef
Some small rocks

Runtsmacka's Inventory:
Bag of Unknown Herbs
Grabba Stick
Slugga
Squig Hound
Whip


Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 10 (Building more huts)
Choppa Boys: 5

Hut Storing Space:
Bear Hide
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Flake Armor pieces
Lho Sticks
6 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Plenty of metal pieces
Vox-caster

2/2 Master Pelle!/PXn9mPVck 2011/10/31(Mon)14:13 No. 362739 ID: 39368c
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Blood Fox Tribe: A small elite tribe that have many ork kommandos and stormboyz. They are planning to take over other tribes to become biggest tribe in the planet. But their greatest problem is that they keep on planning since 5 years ago...

Evil Wulf Tribe: A primitive ork tribe who worship the wolf spirit instead for Gork and Mork. Many ork tribes consider them as outcast who don't worship their true gods. They have plenty of orks boyz and gretchins than other tribes in the planet.

Junkland: Junkland was originally a large scrapyard that once belong to the human until the orks took over it. That are many mekboys that are hanging out in the Junkland because of enormous sources of junk materials.

Steel Fang Tribe: A ork tribe who have great access to strong metals. They are famous for crafting good choppas and armor so that other ork tribes are willing trade with them. They have also greater amount of 'ard boys than other tribes thank to their own sources of metals.

Stormz Biker Tribe: A ork tribe that only contain Speed Freaks who riding around their bikes. They have habit making hit-and-run against the human fort for fun.

Human City: One of the greatest city on planet Nedvania, the city have powerful forcefield and mighty walls that protect the city.

Human Fort: One of the human fort that stand against the orks. Many orks have tried to siege the fort without much success. The Stormz Biker tribe seem to be more successful by simple harassing the fort.

Hmmmm, each of them has good potentials, but we need power!

We should send a few gretchin out to the humie fort nearby. If orks have tried to siege it that means there would be materials from orks that have failed, and we can claim some free materials if the humies don't reclaim their stuffs

Also, Arm the dakka to the boyz, we have six lasguns so each of the boyz can take one.

And finally. To the voices. We should make contact with the mekboyz first. Junk could build us better buildins, and the meks could make even better dakka.

>>362739
we start with blood fox tribe because they need leader.
we be that leader.

make a twin pistol shoota for runtsmacka, and give the boyz the lasguns.

We need a significant force before we can take on a tribe. We gotta collect more feral orks first, then let's take on the Evil Wulf Tribe, so we can get that raw manpower we need. After that initial, heated battle, each tribe we take after that will be successively easier. Then we crush the humies with the forces of all the orks combined.

>>362754

We do not needs to conquer them right away, some are willing to trade after all. We need to trade and be sneaky, learn their bases and such while "trading" with them. Though you are correct about needin more boyz before trying to conquer. But that doesnt mean we can't take advantage of the tribes beforehand.

>>362739
Junkland seems like a good place to go to after we have armed up our boyz with da humie dakka.

Bigtoof start giving out each a orks with their own lasgun so that they become shoota boy instead. Runtsmacka seem to refuse for the lasgun because he prefer his good old slugga. Bigtoof looking back at the map again as he tried to figure out what he should actually do.

Bigtoof: "I need more boyz. I 'ave finking dat we should take uvver tribes..."

Runtsmacka: "Sorry Boss, most uvver tribes 'ave least 150 boyz exzept Evil Wulf dat 'ave least 500 boyz. We 'ave no chance at er kurrent strength... Da only fing we kan do is finding uvver boyz who kan join us ur waiting for new ork yoof to join in er tribe."

Bigtoof: "I see... but we need good bitz an mekboy. I fink dat we could send sum grotz near da 'umie fort to find sum bitz and we need to find a good mekboy who kan make plenty good stuf."

Runtsmacka: "Good idea Boss! By da way, after da runtz are finish wif da boyz huts, I kan give dim special training. I kan make dim into like scout, bitzfinder, fungus-farmer, builder un much uvver stuf."

Bigtoof: "Dat sound good. I am gonna make big stuf finking in my hut."

Bigtoof walking inside his flashy hut and he sitting down on his simple throne and then he focus on you.

Bigtoof: "Okai, wut now voices in my 'ead? Da grotz are not finish wif da boyz huts until nite.

Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 10 (Building more huts)
Choppa Boyz: 0
Shoota Boyz: 5

Hut Storing Space:
Bear Hide
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Flake Armor pieces
Lho Sticks
1 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Plenty of metal pieces
Vox-caster

you should make an armor cloak for runtsmacka with some bearhid and armor pieces.

if fungus farmer wot i think it is, have runtsmacka train 6 fungus farmer and 4 bitzfinders, and then have the bitzfinders help you pull the wrecked airwagon apart total for salvage.

>>363037
Get da boyz started on dismantling the wreck and making proppa choppas and stuff for everyone.

We need two scout grots, we can equip them with autopistols and knives to defend themselves as they travel, however we do need fungas farmers and bitzfinders, so after the huts are built they can begin their training.

Dismantle the rest of the wreck, make armour and proper choppas for everyone.

Bigtoof take out the bear hide and some flake armor pieces. He take a long moment to figure out how he should attach the flake armor to the bear hides. After severals hours, he finally finish with the reinforced cloak.

Bigtoof searching for Runtsmacka until he find him by the construction of the boyz huts. Bigtoof give Runtsmacka the reinforced cloak so that he become quit happy and started to wear it.

Bigtoof: "Runtsmacka, kan yer train all da grots?`I need 2 scouts, 5 fungus farmer an 3 bitzfinder."

Runtsmacka: "Dat many? We 'ave only 10 grots an we need least 5 grots to do da basic jobs around da settlement. But until tomorrow, if we get more grots I will fix it."

Bigtoof simple nod and then he start gathering the boyz who started to get lazy. He and the boyz started to salvage all the parts from the wrecking Valkyries until they completely salvaged all the parts. After they are done, the gretchin finally finish with the boyz hut and it started to become night. Bigtoof start heading back to his hut to sleep.

Bigtoof and his boyz salvaged 20 Metal Bitz, 6 Electronic Bitz, 1 Multi-Laser 1 Hellstrike Missile and
2 Heavy Bolters.

At next morning, Bigtoof yawning loudly as he tried to get up from his bed. He notice that he become bigger than yesterday and he start to adjusted his armor so that he could fit in. He head out from his hut and then he notice that a ork yoofs and severals more gretchin recently arrived at his tribe.

3 Choppa Boyz and 5 Gretchins joined the horde

Runtsmacka walking to the new gretchins and he started herding them right away. He walking to Bigtoof as he herding the gretchins.

Runtsmacka: "Good murning Boss! Good news, I kan start training wif da uvver runtz. Each speshal training will take 1 weeks. In wizh order shall I train dim? Example like train da grot scouts first..."



Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
2 Frag Grenades
4 Teef
Some small rocks

Runtsmacka's Inventory:
Bag of Unknown Herbs
Grabba Stick
Slugga
Squig Hound
Reinforced Cloak
Whip

Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 15 (10 in special training)
Choppa Boyz: 3
Shoota Boyz: 5

Building:
Bigtoof's Flashy Hut
Boyz Huts

Storing Space:
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Lho Sticks
1 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 20
Electronic Bitz 6
Multi-Laser
1 Hellstrike Missile
2 Heavy Bolters
Vox-caster

>>363285
Start by training the scouts first. We also need to make some shopppas and sluggas from the scrap metal and stuff. Oh, and give a boy both of the heavy bolters and twinlink them, then he will he flashiest dakkagit of them all.

Keep the heavy bolters seperate, we need the extra dakka over flashier twin link dakka for one. Infact we should put them up somewhere for extra dakka defense. Like atop a boyz hut.

Train the scouts first, we need some to explore out and find good spots quickly

Put the hellstrike missle near the outskirts of the camp, and have a boy slightly bury it. If you shoots it when someone tries to invade, they go BOOM! Explosive trap!

Also, ask runtsmacka if he knows how much it takes to trade with the other boyz tribes. How much teef or scrap or whatever they need to trades with them.

(Can someone tell me what a Lho stick is, that's the only thing I really don't recognize)

Lho sticks are, as far as I can tell, cigarettes.

train scouts first, then alternate 1 farmer, 1 bits gatherer until all done.

Lho sticks are narcotics.

>>363296

Addendum to my post.

Look through the ork choppas and shootas, look for the biggest amongst, you'll need some boyz for your own personal boyz squad.

Also, have the shoota's and choppas explore a bit as well, no need to have the slackas do nothing!

Bigtoof: "Train dim to be scout first, fungus-farmer an bitzfinder!"

Runtsmacka: "Okai, I will do dat! Anyfink else?"

Bigtoof: "Yea', make da grotz mount da big shoota on boyz huts! An put da big rokkit near outside da camp!"

Runtsmacka: "I will make runtz do da jobs."

Bigtoof: "Un also, I 'ave finking trading wif uvver tribes. 'ow much stuf do I need to trades wif dim?"

Runtsmacka: "Neva finking ubbot it before. But I know dat Steel Fang tribe trade mostly for dakka an wagons, an Evil Wulf like good choppas an armor. I kan give yer a list wut da stuf typical cost in teef wif'out getting ripoff."

Weapons

Bow - 1 Teef
Choppa - 1 Teef
Chainsaw Choppa - 2 Teef
Big Choppa - 2 Teef
Chainsaw Choppa - 4 Teef
Slugga - 2 Teef
Shoota - 2 Teef
Big Shoota - 15 Teef
Rokkit Launcher - 13 Teef
Burna - 6 Teef
Snazzgun - 15 Teef
Power Klaw - 20 Teef
Stikkbomb - 3 Teef each
Tankbusta Bomb - 8 Teef each


Big Gunz

Katapult - 8 Teef
Skorcha - 8 Teef
Kannon - 15 Teef
Lobba - 15 Teef
Zzap Gun - 25 Teef
Boomgun - 40 Teef
Killkannon - 30 Teef


Armour

Lite Armor - 4 Teef
'eavy Armor - 8 Teef
Mega Armor - 40 Teef


Vehicles

Warbike - 10 Teef
Buggy - 20 Teef
Deffkopta - 20 Teef
Trukk - 20 Teef
Looted Wagon (Without weapons) - 20 Teef
Battlewagon (Without weapons) - 40 Teef


Resources

Eletronic Bitz - 4 Teef
Metal Bitz - 3 Teef


Servants and Squigs

Gretchin - 3 Teef
Slaves - 3 Teef
Hair Squig - 1 Teef
Attack Squig - 5 Teef
Squig Hound - 5 Teef
Squiggoth (Battletank sized) - 20 Teef

Currently Bigtoof and his tribes can only crafting simple weapons and armor. The tribes need mekboyz to craft firearms, vehicles and advanced gadgets.

1 Metal Bitz = 4 Choppas
1 Metal Bitz = 2 Big Choppas
1 Metal Bitz = 1 Lite Armor
2 Metal Bitz = 1 'eavy Armor

(we should get a quest discussion for this, maybe a wiki, be really helpful in keeping track of all these minor things like inventory and price details)

Make 8 armours for the boyz, we dont want em dyin like grots in a fire yet.

And two sets of big choppas, give em to the choppa boyz, if they cant get shooty before they get into kombat they might as well be hitting harder.

Send out a few shootas into the woods nearby, we need to see if we can get more territory and investigate more, also get them to shoot things, bring back some bigger meat and whatever they can grab and yank back.

>>363461
Sounds decent enough, also sell leftover electronic bitz and metal bitz so that we can buy some sluggas for our boys so that they can shoot some while charging.

>>363461

Bigtoof: "Okai I will do dat. Krafting choppas an armoor, an sending sum da shoota boys for scoting and hunting."

>>363467

Bigtoof: "Wut? Wer should I sells da bitz? An also I fink we need tp keep da bitz if we need to build sumfink."

Bigtoof start making the gretchins crafting the armors and big choppas. Then he walking to shoota boyz who tried shoot at birds in the sky. Suddenly one of the shoota boyz got bird shit on his head so that other orks start to laugh at him until they see Bigtoof.

Bigtoof: "Okai boyz, sum of yer will look at da woods an bring meats! Plenty of meats! Now GO!"

3 of shoota boyz start heading inside the wood to scout and bringing meat to the camp. Severals hours later Bigtoof see 2 returning shoota boyz while one of them seem to missing. The shoota boyz seem to be extremely hurry as they keep running on.

Bigtoof: "Oi boyz! Were are da meats an wy are yer running for?"

Shoota Boyz 1: "Da meats is cuming and it is very angry!"

Shoota Boyz 2: "And da uvver boyz got krumped 'ard!"

Bigtoof tried to figure out what they talking about until he see a Squiggoth that are chasing after the boyz. The squiggoth is almost big as battletank and it seem to be pretty pissed. Bigtoof tried to figure out how he should deal with the angry squiggoth.


Lost 1 Shoota Boyz


Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
2 Frag Grenades
4 Teef
Some small rocks

Runtsmacka's Inventory:
Bag of Unknown Herbs
Grabba Stick
Slugga
Squig Hound
Reinforced Cloak
Whip

Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 15 (2 in scout training)
Choppa Boyz: 3
Shoota Boyz: 4 (Lost 1)

Building:
Bigtoof's Flashy Hut
Boyz Huts with Big Shoota
Big Bomb Trapz

Crafting:
Big Choppa: 2 (In Progress)
'Eavy Armor: 8 (In Progress)

Storing Space:
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Lho Sticks
1 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 3
Electronic Bitz 6
Multi-Laser
1 Heavy Bolters
Vox-caster

>>363619
We're going to tame that bastard, using the grapnel. You use the grapnel to get up onto his back, then you hold on for dear life and try to steer it out of the camp. Then stay on it until it tires itself out.

We need a bit more than the grapnle! We need the grabba stick too, and perhaps a grenade lobbed under it for a bit of help knocking the wind out of it. Frag grenade should at best, knock the wind out of it. At worst, just piss it off more.

Can we get Runtsmacka to toss some Grotz on top of the thing to help tame it?

>>363633
>>363642

Bigtoof pulled out the grapnel as he charge into the angry squiggoth. He fire off the grapnel at squiggoth's neck so that the grapple claw deep in squiggoth´s flesh. The squiggoth roar in anger as it changed focus on Bigtoof.

Bigtoof tossed the frag grenade under it and then the grenade go off so that squiggoth become distract of explosion. Bigtoof took his chance by climbing on it so that he is sitting on Squiggoth neck. The squiggoth become more angry as Bigtoof attempt to ride on it. The squiggoth attempted to shaking off Bigtoof and moving around wildly but Bigtoof keep on holding on it neck as he tried to punch on it head.

Runtsmacka and the other orks look awed at Bigtoof who tried to tame the squiggoth. Bigtoof still rapidly punching on it head so many time that Squiggoth´s head start to bleed. Squiggoth started to roar in pain as it still try to shake Bigtoof off. The time seem to become endless until the squiggoth fall to the side as Bigtoof STILL punching on it head.

After Bigtoof are finish with his punching, he jump off squiggoth and then he stared directly at it eyes. The squiggoth looking back at Bigtoof with slightly fear and respect.

Bigtoof: "SIT SQUIGGOTH! SIT!"

The squiggoth seem to be little confused at first then it following Bigtoof's order by sitting up like a good dog.

Bigtoof: "Good squiggoth!"

Bigtoof gained Squiggoth Herder
Squiggoth Herder: Bigtoof can tame squiggoth with fear and respect. All squiggoths will not attack him.

Use the metal bits to make a platform on the squiggoth with a heavy bolter attached. Then send the guys back out for lots of SMALLER meats this time.

And this is what happens when ya listen to da brain boyz of gork and mork!

Use da metal bits and make a harness for the squiggoth, attach heavy bolter and ya got yourself a nice mount!

But yeah, send out the shootas again, tell em not to piss off anymore giant meats or you'll feed em to the squig.

Also, send out choppas to find more boyz and grots, maybe a few bitey squigs.

...Bigtoof, that was... Words can not describe how awesome that was. I mean you just PUNCHED a SQUIGGOTH into submission.

Anyways, get a platform or turret of somekind built on top of that thing and combine the Heavy Bolter and Multi-Laser to mount on it.

Also, explain to the Idiots that you want lots of smaller meat not an entire Squiggoth. I mean I know normal Boyz don't have a lot of Brainz but you think they could use what little they got to figure out that they can't take on a Squiggoth all by them selves.

>>363817
Make a platform to mount the heavy dakka on and for da boyz to ride on. Send out a few of da shoota boyz to find more meats, also tell them to spread the tale of your squiggoth taming ways as well as your orky leadership.

>>363818
>>363823
>>363828
>>363866

Bigtoof: "'Ururur! I da badass!"

Bigtoof kissed on his bicep to take his pride on his muscles and then he turned to the pair of shoota boyz. He took heavy steps to them and then he start to bashing their head with their own shoota until he gave them back.

Bigtoof: "Yer stoopid gitz! Next time bring SMALLER meats! An spread da my taming of da squiggoth! NOW GO ur I will feed yer to da squig!"

The shoota boys start to hurry away to hunt again while rubbing his their head. Bigtoof start to ordering around the gretchins to make platform for squiggoth as while mounted a heavy bolter on it. Then he order the choppa boyz to find some more boyz and gretchins.

As the time go on, the shoota boyz come back with the meats and a good news that they discover a mine that had been abandoned since the last WAAAGH! on Nedvania. Bigtoof was happy with the news so that he immediately gave them 'Eavy Armor that are recenly done. Before it become night, the choppa boyz come back with more boyz and gretchins to the tribe.

At next morning when Bigtoof awaked, he notice that he become big as a nob so that he need once again adjust his armor again. He walking out his hut and then he encounter Runtsmacka who is eating some weird herbs. Runtsmacka looked at Bigtoof with surprised look because he never expect that Bigtoof grew so fast.

Runtsmacka: "BY GORK! Yer grew alridy big as a Nob in two days! Yer must be blessed by Gork an Mork!"

Bigtood: "Maybe... But I want to be da biggest so dat I bekome big!"

Runtsmacka: "Er...... Anyway Boss, da boyz are explore da mine an find a wyrd door dat are 'eavy lokked. An also uvver boyz find a wyrd nob wif mask wu are still in da forest. But anyway I will kontinue training wif da grotz now."

Runtsmacka started to walk away as he try to finish with the training of the gretchins. Bigtoof become alone again and he take chance to talk back to you.

Bigtoof: "'Mmmmm.... Wut shall I do today? Runtsmack told me da boyz find a wyrd door in da mines an a wyrd nob wif mask in da forest."


7 Choppa Boyz and 9 gretchins joined

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
4 Teef
Some small rocks

Runtsmacka's Inventory:
Bag of Unknown Herbs
Grabba Stick
Slugga
Squig Hound
Reinforced Cloak
Whip

Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 24 (2 in scout training, 6 days left)
Choppa Boyz: 7
'Ard Choppa Boyz: 1
'Ard Brute Boyz: 2
'Ard Shoota Boyz: 4
Battle Squiggoth (with Big shoota): 1

Building:
Bigtoof's Flashy Hut
Boyz Huts with Big Shoota
Big Bomb Trapz
Mining Cave (Not in production yet)

Crafting:
None

Storing Space:
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Lho Sticks
1 'Eavy Armor
1 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 6
Multi-Laser
Vox-caster


(Brute Boyz are my unoffical unit type that orks boyz use only big choppas if you are wondering)

>>363928
Yep, you're a bad ass alright. Time to show these mooks you're a smart ass as well. Go talk to the wyrd masked nob boy in da woods. He prolly knows something about the door in the mine, and you can always get him to join ya.

>>363928
Strap on a big armour on yourself and make it flashy, then get up on da squig and find the wyrd nob.

Head to the wyrd nob, but order your horde to start getting ready to move da camp over to da mines. Less walking that way means more time for smacking

Can we get a better description than "wyrd" for the door. It would be nice to know if we are dealing with an armory door of some kind or Necron tomb door.

Can Runtsmacka train Miner Gretchin? Hey, here an idea if you feel up to it. Remember that vox-caster we have just sittin' around? See if you can use it to listen in on the Humies. You might need a Mekboy to increase its range. Also, have your boyz start collecting teef if they just happen to lose them.

"Wyrd" Is what they use for something their not sure of. So it could be anything from a standard humie lock door to an eldar webgate looking door.

Strap on da hellshoota, your armour, and head out to visit the nob, order da choppa boyz to continue spreading your fame, and da shoota to train up and get some food.

Tell at least four choppas to investigate the "Wyrd" door, and tell you about it when you gets back.

Master Pelle!/PXn9mPVck 2011/11/06(Sun)11:40 No. 363964 ID: 39368c
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>>363929
>>363930

Bigtoof making sure that his armor look flashy enough and making sure that he bring his Da Hellshoota before meeting the masked nob orks. He then order around choppa boyz to find more boyz to join his tribe, and then he telling to other gretchin to prepare moving settlement closer to the mines.

>>363933
>>363945

Bigtoof: "I no need sending in da boyz for da wyrd door. I will look it miself, may find snazzy bitz."

Bigtoof try to remember to ask Runtsmacka if he could train some grots miners after seeing the mysterious door inside the mines. And also he will try to use the vox-caster after he is done with all tasks first.

Bigtoof start heading inside the forest while searching for the weird masked nob. After while, he spotted a masked nob who perform some acrobatic flip and then doing flashy poses. The masked nob stopped his movement when he notice Bigtoof.

Masked Nob: "Hola zeniore! Yer are da famous Bigtoof Facebreaka dat I 'ave 'eard alot?"

Bigtoof: "Yep I am da famous Bigtoof Facebreaka! But wu are yer?"

Masked Nob: "Zeniore Bigtoof, I 'ave many names but yer kan kall me... EL LUZHADOR!"

Bigtoof: "Okai... Why are yer 'ere for?"

El Luzhador: "To stomp yer zenior Bigtoof! But in art of wrassling!"

Give him a face full of dakka.

mabe we shouldnt fight him in his own game, but I realy think if we stomp this git he would make a good ally.

>>363964
Shoot him in the kneecaps and then break his face a bit.

... Please shoot him in the kneecaps and elbows and then break his face.

Waaaagh! Why other brainmeatz want to shoot? Dis guy saiz he's da best and wanna beat us, we show 'em WE da best!

Little git tink 'e beat us with puny wrestle moves? We wrestled wit a shoggoth and made it obey by punchin' it in da 'ead! We punch 'im in the 'ead until 'e submits! We be bigtoof cause we'll be da only ones wit teef!

Well, I want to shoot him, Then punch him in the head.

>>363964

SMACK 'IM ABOUT, BUT LET 'EM JOIN YER MOB. HE PROBABLY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT FIGHTIN'

Klomp dis git!

Bigtoof start to think about that he should shoot him rather facing his own game. It is little unorky but at least he is not at disadvantaged. He slowly moved his hands to his Da Hellshoota but El Luzchador seem to notice it and he don't try to do anything about it. Bigtoof was surprised that masked nob don't try anything until he could see most of his boyz who come to see them.

Bigtoof: "Wut?! Oi wat are yer doing 'ere boyz?"

Boyz 1: "Da masked nob told us to kome 'ere."

Boyz 2: "An he said dat yer an him will fight eazh uvver barehanded to show dat eho is da 'ardest orks around."

Bigtoof moved his hand away from his Da Hellshoota and then he see masked nob smug look. He can´t no longer shoot him because his boyz will think that he is a coward who don't dare fighting barehanded against another nob. Worst case is that the boyz will no longer follow his order and start rebelling against him just because he is is not tough enough to be a boss. Bigtoof consider El Luzhador a very cunning ork but he must show him that he is the toughest orks in the history. Turned back to his boyz as he cracking his shoulders.

Bigtoof: "Yes boyz yer will see 'ard fight an da fight start ubbout.... NOW!"

Bigtoof suddenly punching at Luzhador but he reacted by blocking it and perform counterattack by kicking at Bigtoof's torso. Even Bigtoof are wearing his armor, the impact was powerful enough to cause him go backward. Luzhador charge into Bigtoof to perform a tackle but it quickly counter by forcefully push that caused Luzhador fall forward. As Luzhador fall forward, he quickly perform rolling landing and then he instantly stand up again with a flashy pose.

Bigtoof and Luzhador starting chasing each other while exchanging blows until they arrived at Bigtoof's camp. Bigtoof attempted to grab on him but Luzhador quickly breaking away free like a agility monkey. Luzhador crouch down as he lifted up Bigtoof's feet so that he fall backward. But Bigtoof make counterattack by kicking at his shoulder so that he roll to the side. Both of them is standing up as they grabbing each other and then they toss themselves to one of the boyz huts. The huts was not very sturdy built as it break aparts when they wildly throwing each other.

Luzhador double kicked at Bigtoof's chest so that he fall down hard on the ground. Luzhador don't waste any moment to perform a perfect armbar lock with both his hands and legs on Bigtoof's left arm. Bigtoof tried to break free from Luzhador's hold but he can't break free yet.

Bigtoof: "Oi! Let go my arm yer gitz!"

Luzhador: "Not until I hear kracking bone sownz!"

Bigtoof could start to feel that Luzhador are attempted to break his arm and it seem that Luzhador are completely focus hearing after the bone-crack sound. Bigtoof turn his head and see some gretchins that are at his grabbing range.

The stupid git wants to armbar you? Show it what it means to be named BigTOOF and bite his leg off at the knee. That'll make it clear whicha you is da biggest nob. Da one wit both legs.

Grab a grot, snap it, and if he releases, throw it away, and COUNTER PUNCH

>>364341
Grab a gretchin and make it produce some appropriate cracking sounds, then use it to attack him with. That should hopefully get you free enough to resume kicking his ass. Also, you is Ork, no rules apply. Take out his kneecaps or an elbow and then fuck up his face.

JUST GRAB A STICK OFF DA GROUND AND SNAP IT! THEN POUND 'IM WITH IT!

>>364343

Bigtoof try to bite his knee off but problem is that Luzhador got his leg over Bigtoof's throat so that the only thing he success with is by nibbles Luzhador's leg in silly way.

>>364364

It took him a moment to find a stick to use and then he snap it. Luzhador seem to be reacted to the sound until he realize the sound is from the wood so he keep tried to break Bigtoof's arm. Bigtoof become more pissed off so that he start hitting Luzhador's leg with the broken stick like if he was a angry baby with the rattle.

>>364347
>>364354

Bigtoof tossed the broken stick on Luzhador'd head but he is completely unfazed from it. He turn his head back to the gretchins again and then he grabbing one of them. He merciless snapped the gretchin so hard that he made cracking bones. Luzhador reacted to the sound of bone breaking, making him believe that he finally broke Bigtoof's arm so that he finally loosed his grip.

As Luzhador is about to release his grips, Bigtoof took his chance by throwing the dead gretchin on Luzhador's face. Luzhador become distract when he got a lifeless gretchin on his face so that he removed it from his face until he see incoming Bigtoof's fist. Bigtoof's fist connected hard on Luzhador's face so that his head flew backward and hitting on the ground.

Bigtoof put one arm between his legs as he grabbing on one of ankles while with his other hand he grabbing on the toes so that he perform a Toe Hold. Then he slowly stand up as he keep holding on so that Luzhador can't escape. Luzhador flail his arms wildly until he realize that he can't win in this condition.

Luzhador: "Yer wrassling is good an I lose! I will join yer tribes! I knowz a bigmek in Junkland!"

>>364536
Punch him in the face a couple of extra times for being a silly git and then ask about this Mek.

>>364539
Naw, dont need to hurt him more.

just toss him so he cant do anything clever.

Ask him about the mek, also bring him a thing of meat, he put up a good fight! And a good fight is always good.

>>364539
>>364585
>>364900

Bigtoof tossed away Luzhador so that he couldn't try to do anything funny against and then he walking to him to give quick punch to his face because he tried to break Bigtoof's arm.

Bigtoof: "Okai yer gitz, we will talk ubbout da Bigmek in my flashy hut!"

Both of them heading inside Bigtoof's hut and sitting at the dinner table. The gretchins start to serving them with nice steak meats and unknown fungus. Bigtoof give Luzhador a sign that he is allowed to eat.

Bigtoof: "Tell me anyfink ubbout da bigmek!"

Luzhador: "Well zenior Bigtoof, his name is Orksnog wu are from da Deff Skulls klan an ee 'ave gathering sume own boyz wu he boss around. Orksnog is real good at building stuf, I even bought da rokkit launcher, slugga an trukk from hisself. Last time dat I 'eard ubbout him is dat ee got problem wif a mean nob."


Gained Luzhador as follower. Gained 3 gretchins, 8 slugga boyz and wartrukk from Luzhador. Lost 1 gretchin.

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
4 Teef
Some small rocks

Runtsmacka's Inventory:
Bag of Unknown Herbs
Grabba Stick
Slugga
Squig Hound
Reinforced Cloak
Whip

Luzhador's Inventory:
Kustom Rokkit Launcher
Kustom Slugga
Bunch of pictures of Luzhador himselfs


Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 26 (2 in scout training, 6 days left)
Choppa Boyz: 7
Slugga Boyz: 8
'Ard Choppa Boyz: 1
'Ard Brute Boyz: 2
'Ard Shoota Boyz: 4
Battle Squiggoth (with Big shoota): 1
Wartrukk: 1

Building:
Bigtoof's Flashy Hut
Boyz Huts with Big Shoota
Big Bomb Trapz
Mining Cave (Not in production yet)

Crafting:
None

Storing Space:
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Lho Sticks
1 'Eavy Armor
1 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 6
Multi-Laser
Vox-caster

>>365259
It sounds like maybe we should meet up with this Mek and solve his Nob problem, after we have shown him who is da biggest and therefore the boss.

>>365259

lets see about passing out the last of the dacka and aromor, and upgrading the wartrukk, luzhador permitting.

>>365259
Might as well get Luzhador to help train our slugga boyz in Basic Hand-to-Hand, Basic Melee and for those who do well in those, Advanced Hand-to-Hand (Lucha Libre) and Advanced Melee

>>365280

Bigtoof: <We kould go to da Junkland but I am kurious ubbout da wyrd door inside da mine.>

>>365297
>>365363

Bigtoof: <I gave da 'evy armor an shoota to a boy. I will ask Luzhador sume stuf.>

Bigtoof: "Oi Luzhador! Me want to ask sume stuf!"

Luzhador: "Zure zenior Boss!"

Bigtoof: "I want yer to trains sume boyz in wrassling. Dey need tuff training."

Luzhador: "No problem zenior! Dey will be training in fine art of wrassling!"

Bigtoof: "An also I like to making more upgrade on yer trukk wif flashy bitz."

Luzhador: "Oh upgrades! But whut kind of upgrades are yer finking ubbout?"

Bigtoof: "'Mmmmm upgrades....?"


Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 26 (2 in scout training, 6 days left)
Choppa Boyz: 6
Slugga Boyz: 8
'Ard Choppa Boyz: 1
'Ard Brute Boyz: 2
'Ard Shoota Boyz: 5
Battle Squiggoth (with Big shoota): 1
Wartrukk: 1

Storing Space:
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Lho Sticks
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 6
Multi-Laser
Vox-caster

Put the Multi-Laser on the trukk. Paint it red if it isn't already red. Wait, I have an idea. Combine the Multi-Laser, Dataslate, and some Electronic Bitz to make an Auto-Targeting Multi-Lazer.

>>365643
Oh that's a good idea. I wonder if we can use the dataslate to show all our targets as naked women. Haha, being orks and all, the laser might even bypass any armor.

What others have said, but also give Runtsmacka some grenades. he's good at tossing gretchins, he should be good at tossing 'nades.

>>360740
>>365643

Bigtoof: <I 'ave no zoggin idea to 'ow to build a autow-targeter lazer gunz... But I will try dis time!>

Bigtoof started to pick up the multi-laser and then he tried to use the parts from the dataslate and electronic bitz. The time goes on as he tried to give it a auto target system until he is done. He tried with the auto-target system but for strange reason it don't work. As a ork, the typical solution for this kind of problem is using violence. Bigtoof hitting wildly on multi-laser with auto-target system until it start shooting holographic images of naked human females. One of the poor gretchins don't get a chance to dodge the holographic females until he got instantly killed by it. Bigtoof scratched his head as he don't expect that his weapon will shoot deadly energy in shape of female humans. He consider his weapon very strange but least he made it more deadly.

>>365731

He walking out from his hut and he can see that Luzhador ordering around the gretchins to paint the wartrukk with red color. He walked to Runtsmacka who are still training the gretchins.

Bigtoof: "Oi Runtsmacka! Kan yer throw da bombz good as throwing da grots?"

Runtsmacka: "Surry...! I am not good throwing da bombz but I kan throw a grot wif a bombz!"


Got Killy Blasta Wumen
Killy Blasta Wumen: It is a strange energy weapons that shot holographic images of naked female humans. The blast is powerful enough to kill a human with single shot.

Lost 1 Gretchin by accidents.

Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 25 (2 in scout training, 6 days left)
Choppa Boyz: 6
Slugga Boyz: 8
'Ard Choppa Boyz: 1
'Ard Brute Boyz: 2
'Ard Shoota Boyz: 5
Battle Squiggoth (with Big shoota): 1
Wartrukk: 1

Storing Space:
Lho Sticks
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 5
Vox-caster

>>366768
Wow! Haha! You're a goddamn enginerring genius, Bigtoof. Now on to the mine, You'll need yourself, a vehicle to carry the stuff you'll find there and some boyz and gretchin to mine/carry/do stuff you tell them to do over there

Take two 'Ard brute boyz, and two 'Ard shoota boyz down with ya down to the mine. Never know when ya need some extra gits to help ya stomp some fancy stuff.

Master Pelle!/PXn9mPVck 2011/11/24(Thu)13:53 No. 367817 ID: 39368c
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>>366870
>>366941

Bigtoof started gathering gretchins and 'ard boys to investigate the mysterious door that are located inside the mine. He took 2 'ard brute boys, 2'ard shoota boyz and 4 gretchins. He and his boys are travel to the mysterious door inside the mine and they encounter by three ork boyz who are still try to figure out how to open the door.

Bigtoof: "Oi boyz! Didt'ya open da door yet?"

Ork: "We 'ave tried bashing da door but it still not work. Grokkjaw 'ave tried to bite da door but he broke his teef frum it..."

Bigtoof turned to a ork who revealing his broken teeth until he turn back.

Ork: "Azzburn 'ave tried to burn down da door but sumehow he accidently burned his own ass... He also do da funny burny dance too!"

Bigtoof turned to other ork who seem to had got nasty burn on his butt until he turn back again.

Badsnakez: "An I Badsnakez did a very kunning plan! We hide orselves inside da boxs an sneak to da door. Den we did a... SNEAK ATTAKK ON DA DOOR! But... it not work...."

Bigtoof simple stared at them with blank look until he tried to say something.

Bigtoof: "Urm... Aniway I shall look at da door..."

Bigtoof started looking at the mysterious door. The door seem to be almost new with strange symbols that Bigtoof have never seen before and it seem to be made of very hard metals. When he touched the door, he could feel uncomfortable dark powers from it until he draw back his hand from it.

Followers:
2 'Ard Brute Boyz
2 'Ard Shoota Boyz
4 Gretchins


(The picture show what the symbols look like)

That's the chaos boyz symbol! Slaanesh looking at least.

Be wary, crazy beasts might be behind that door. But if your ready to open it up, take two of those fancy grenades (Krak) And plant them on the door

Bigtoof: <Kaos boyz? Hmmm... It will be fun fight!>

Bigtoof send out one of gretchin to bring a krak grenades from the ork village. After a while, the gretchin come back with the krak grenades and giving it to Bigtoof who hastily grabbed it.

He stick the krak grenades against the door and pulling out the ring. He and rest of the greenskins take cover until the grenade blow off and destroyed some parts of the door. Bigtoof walking to the broken door and peek inside.

Inside the mysterious room, he could see some electricity lights that are still working. The door seem to be very hard to open even they have used krak grenade but Bigtoof was a ork nob who are much stronger than normal humans, he used his raw strength to open the door. After he have successful open the door, he leading the rest of greenskins inside the mysterious area that seem to belong to servants of Chaos.

As they walking through the mysterious tunnel, Bigtoof could hear voice of moaning that came from end of the corner.



Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
4 Teef
Some small rocks.

Badsnik's Inventory:
Choppa
4 Throwing Choppa
Cardboard Box

Grokkjaw's Inventory:
2 Choppa
Cardboard Box

Azzburn's Inventory:
Choppa
Fart Squig
Torch
Flint and Stones
Cardboard Box

Followers:
2 'Ard Brute Boyz
2 'Ard Shoota Boyz
4 Gretchins


Storing Space:
Lho Sticks
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
2 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 5
Vox-caster

>>374978
Get a gretching to see how many enemies there are. If there are less than your group, remebmebr that you Bigtoof are the Orktimate WAAAARGHrior, clotheliner of humies, defeater of El Luzhador and squiggoth tamer.
If there are more, then set an ambush by letting the three wannabe kommandos hide in their cardboard boxes along the walls. Then get the gretchin to shoot at the chaos gits a few times then come back. This should give your kommandos the SNEAK ATTACK they so wanna do.

Master Pellef!/PXn9mPVck 2011/12/25(Sun)15:43 No. 375093 ID: 39368c
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Bigtoof sending in a gretchin to look around the corner. The gretchin seem to want to disobey the order but it do it anyway. The gretchin peeking around the corner and quickly report back.

Gretchin: "Boss dat are three odd looking humies with metal bitz!"

Bigtoof: "Anyfink else?"

Gretchin: "Well boss... dey are start heading... TO US!"

Bigtoof and rest of orks notice the moaning voice become much louder and then they see three mutated servitor that are slowly moved to them.

>>375093
Time to serve up to the Slaaneshi servitors some WAARGH! with a side order of stompin and a generous supply of choppy and dakka,

Stomp da gits, but keep an eye out for any bits that look useful.

Bigtoof: "Okay boys! Now we will get sum fighting! WAAAAAAAAGH!"

Orks: "WAAAAAAGH!!!"

Bigtoof and his orks start to charge straight at the chaos servitor while they shoot wildly at them with their firearms. When they physical contact with the servitors, they started wildly fighting with them.

While the orks are fighting with the servitors, they notice that they are quit tough. One of the servitor with drill arm pierced through one of the brute boyz head so that he fall dead. Bigtoof picking up the big choppa from the dead brute boy while he grabbed on the servitor's tentacle. With his great strength he slamming the servitor against the wall while he follow up with a powerful chop on it head with a big choppa.

Azzburn squish his fart squig so that it release horrible stench until he holding the torch front of it so that he created a primitive flamethrower and he target against one of the servitor. As the servitor caught on fire, Badsnik and Grokkjaw finish off the servitor with their choppas.

The rest of the boyz shooting down the servitor until the last brute boy finish it off with his big choppa.

After the fight, Bigtoof ordering the gretchins to start looting from the dead servitors and a dead ork. After the looting, the gretchins brought the teef to Bigtoof who happily take them and putting it away.

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Big Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
14 Teef (Gained 10 teef)
Some small rocks.

Badsnik's Inventory:
Choppa
4 Throwing Choppa
Cardboard Box

Grokkjaw's Inventory:
2 Choppa
Cardboard Box

Azzburn's Inventory:
Choppa
Fart Squig
Torch
Flint and Stones
Cardboard Box

Followers:
1 'Ard Brute Boyz
2 'Ard Shoota Boyz
4 Gretchins

The Loot:
1 Choppa
1 'Eavy Armor
3 Mechanical arms
1 Metal Bitz

Lost 1 'Ard Brute Boyz

Good fightin boyz! Gork & Mork are proud of your accomplishments against the metal kaos boyz.

Now investigate the place, have the gretchin move in first in case of traps.

Poke around in there. See if there're any gibbinz worth lootin'.

After they finish with the looting, Bigtoof ordering the gretchins to scout ahead while they moving forward. After a while of walking, they enter a large room that are filled with torture/sexual devices and the floor are covered with blood and other unknown stench.

The orks look very curios at some strange items in the room. One of them picking up a phallus shaped strap on and decided to wear it as headwear.

While the orks are fooling around, Bigtoof took his time to examine around the room until he find a door. When he touched it, he suddenly see image of strange androgynous creatures until he snap back to reality after removing his hand from the door.

Bigtoof turning to his boyz and screaming with top of his lung at them.

Bigtoof:"OI YER GITZ! Stoop fooling arund! Dat are sum tuff fight insida da door!"

The orks stop following around and they listen quietly to their boss Bigtoof.

Bigtoof: "Okai gitz! Prepare yer choppa unm start following me ladz. WAAAAAAGH!"

Orks: "WAAAAAGH!!!"

Bigtoof kicking down the door forceful and start charging inside the next room while following up by rest of his boyz. But when they charging inside the room, the room was empty except by odd statues and symbols.

Ork: "Boss... nobudy is 'ere..."

Bigtoof: "Shutup! I knuw sumebody is 'ere! But di are hiding sumewere..."

Bigtoof looking around his surrounding very carefully and he swear that his opponents are still here and he CAN feel it.

Start stompin' the statues.

>>375923
Those symbols, are they of Gork and Mork? If they're not change em then. If it ain't Gork or Mork, it ain't orky enuff

Bigtoof turned to his boyz and ordering with high tone.

Bigtoof: "Start krumping da statues, me not like it! Da symbols on da walls is not orky enuff, pain wif da symbols of Gork un Mork to make ur gods happy!!!"

The orks start breaking down the statues and painting over the old symbols with their own orky symbols. But suddenly because of their action, they could hear cold and sensual voice that are speaking to them.

Voice: "How dare you to defile our holy ground of Lord of Dark Delights!"

Bigtoof: "Yer place? No... It is my place NOW! You un yer god kan... ZOG OFF!"

Voice: "In this case orks... You will pay with your life!"

A sudden Warp change caused to open a small portal where it release androgyny creatures with claws like hands into the orks. The orks seem to be surprised but they don't mean of good challenge like a proper ork.

Bigtoof: "Okai boyz! Let show dim dat ur gods Gork un Mork is much greater than tier sissy god! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

The orks and daemonette charge into each other with load battlecry. Bigtoof shooting at the daemonette with his Da Hellshoota and taking severals of them down. The other orks did their best but facing supernatural creature like daemon is new experienced for them but sadly not many of them will live long.

The daemonette is still flowing in so that they start outnumbering the orks. In a ironic situation for the orks, they start losing their numbers until only the Bigtoof, Badsnik, Grokkjaw, Azzburn and pair of gretchin are still alive.

Luckily the portal closed as it stopped released anymore daemonette and they only facing least 8 daemons...


Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Big Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
14 Teef (Gained 10 teef)
Some small rocks.

Badsnik's Inventory:
Choppa
4 Throwing Choppa
Cardboard Box

Grokkjaw's Inventory:
2 Choppa
Cardboard Box

Azzburn's Inventory:
Choppa
Fart Squig
Torch
Flint and Stones
Cardboard Box

Followers:
2 Gretchins


>Lost 1 'Ard Brute Boyz, 2 'Ard Shoota Boyz and 2 Gretchins

You can krump da lot of 'em! Rev up ya choppa!

Pop off the frag grenade, they are fast, you need to put distance between you and them and shoota them!

Have Azzburn Flame em with his fartsquig as well. Armor is worthless against them so if they get close they gonna krump ya boyz good!