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360740 No. 360740 ID: 39368c

Welcome to the grim dark world of the future, the future world that call Warhammer 40K. The story start at a planet that call Nedvania where it once was peaceful world until the invasion of the orks. The orks battle with the natives of Nedvania until the orks drove off by the Imperial Guards and Adeptus Astartes. The mankind of Nedvania won the war
but sadly their once peaceful planet are infected with ork spores and it will take centuries before once again be free from the orks.

But this story is not be about the mankind of Nedvania, but rather a ork yoof who are recently born. We take closer look inside one of the greatest forest of Nedvania to see a young ork who recently broke free from the womb like plants. This ork yoof is completely naked but he is healthy as a true ork, this ork yoof is looking around his surrounding while tried to figure out what he should do.

By the Gork and Mork, you have granted the powers to help this ork yoof to become the greatest ork that even existed! Use your knowledge, cunning and properly wisdom... to help this ork.

Ork Yoof: "Wut da zog! Wu are talking to me?!"
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No. 363930 ID: c71597

>>363928
Strap on a big armour on yourself and make it flashy, then get up on da squig and find the wyrd nob.
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No. 363933 ID: f6106a

Head to the wyrd nob, but order your horde to start getting ready to move da camp over to da mines. Less walking that way means more time for smacking
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No. 363944 ID: 44766a

Can we get a better description than "wyrd" for the door. It would be nice to know if we are dealing with an armory door of some kind or Necron tomb door.

Can Runtsmacka train Miner Gretchin? Hey, here an idea if you feel up to it. Remember that vox-caster we have just sittin' around? See if you can use it to listen in on the Humies. You might need a Mekboy to increase its range. Also, have your boyz start collecting teef if they just happen to lose them.
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No. 363945 ID: b7169d

"Wyrd" Is what they use for something their not sure of. So it could be anything from a standard humie lock door to an eldar webgate looking door.

Strap on da hellshoota, your armour, and head out to visit the nob, order da choppa boyz to continue spreading your fame, and da shoota to train up and get some food.

Tell at least four choppas to investigate the "Wyrd" door, and tell you about it when you gets back.
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No. 363964 ID: 39368c
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363964

>>363929
>>363930

Bigtoof making sure that his armor look flashy enough and making sure that he bring his Da Hellshoota before meeting the masked nob orks. He then order around choppa boyz to find more boyz to join his tribe, and then he telling to other gretchin to prepare moving settlement closer to the mines.

>>363933
>>363945

Bigtoof: "I no need sending in da boyz for da wyrd door. I will look it miself, may find snazzy bitz."

Bigtoof try to remember to ask Runtsmacka if he could train some grots miners after seeing the mysterious door inside the mines. And also he will try to use the vox-caster after he is done with all tasks first.

Bigtoof start heading inside the forest while searching for the weird masked nob. After while, he spotted a masked nob who perform some acrobatic flip and then doing flashy poses. The masked nob stopped his movement when he notice Bigtoof.

Masked Nob: "Hola zeniore! Yer are da famous Bigtoof Facebreaka dat I 'ave 'eard alot?"

Bigtoof: "Yep I am da famous Bigtoof Facebreaka! But wu are yer?"

Masked Nob: "Zeniore Bigtoof, I 'ave many names but yer kan kall me... EL LUZHADOR!"

Bigtoof: "Okai... Why are yer 'ere for?"

El Luzhador: "To stomp yer zenior Bigtoof! But in art of wrassling!"
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No. 363966 ID: f6106a

Give him a face full of dakka.
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No. 363971 ID: 13d0dc

mabe we shouldnt fight him in his own game, but I realy think if we stomp this git he would make a good ally.
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No. 363983 ID: c71597

>>363964
Shoot him in the kneecaps and then break his face a bit.
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No. 363992 ID: 44766a

... Please shoot him in the kneecaps and elbows and then break his face.
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No. 364032 ID: f31dfc

Waaaagh! Why other brainmeatz want to shoot? Dis guy saiz he's da best and wanna beat us, we show 'em WE da best!

Little git tink 'e beat us with puny wrestle moves? We wrestled wit a shoggoth and made it obey by punchin' it in da 'ead! We punch 'im in the 'ead until 'e submits! We be bigtoof cause we'll be da only ones wit teef!
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No. 364069 ID: 44766a

Well, I want to shoot him, Then punch him in the head.
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No. 364100 ID: c0e5fe

>>363964

SMACK 'IM ABOUT, BUT LET 'EM JOIN YER MOB. HE PROBABLY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT FIGHTIN'
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No. 364226 ID: 6e44d2

Klomp dis git!
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No. 364341 ID: 39368c

Bigtoof start to think about that he should shoot him rather facing his own game. It is little unorky but at least he is not at disadvantaged. He slowly moved his hands to his Da Hellshoota but El Luzchador seem to notice it and he don't try to do anything about it. Bigtoof was surprised that masked nob don't try anything until he could see most of his boyz who come to see them.

Bigtoof: "Wut?! Oi wat are yer doing 'ere boyz?"

Boyz 1: "Da masked nob told us to kome 'ere."

Boyz 2: "An he said dat yer an him will fight eazh uvver barehanded to show dat eho is da 'ardest orks around."

Bigtoof moved his hand away from his Da Hellshoota and then he see masked nob smug look. He canĀ“t no longer shoot him because his boyz will think that he is a coward who don't dare fighting barehanded against another nob. Worst case is that the boyz will no longer follow his order and start rebelling against him just because he is is not tough enough to be a boss. Bigtoof consider El Luzhador a very cunning ork but he must show him that he is the toughest orks in the history. Turned back to his boyz as he cracking his shoulders.

Bigtoof: "Yes boyz yer will see 'ard fight an da fight start ubbout.... NOW!"

Bigtoof suddenly punching at Luzhador but he reacted by blocking it and perform counterattack by kicking at Bigtoof's torso. Even Bigtoof are wearing his armor, the impact was powerful enough to cause him go backward. Luzhador charge into Bigtoof to perform a tackle but it quickly counter by forcefully push that caused Luzhador fall forward. As Luzhador fall forward, he quickly perform rolling landing and then he instantly stand up again with a flashy pose.

Bigtoof and Luzhador starting chasing each other while exchanging blows until they arrived at Bigtoof's camp. Bigtoof attempted to grab on him but Luzhador quickly breaking away free like a agility monkey. Luzhador crouch down as he lifted up Bigtoof's feet so that he fall backward. But Bigtoof make counterattack by kicking at his shoulder so that he roll to the side. Both of them is standing up as they grabbing each other and then they toss themselves to one of the boyz huts. The huts was not very sturdy built as it break aparts when they wildly throwing each other.

Luzhador double kicked at Bigtoof's chest so that he fall down hard on the ground. Luzhador don't waste any moment to perform a perfect armbar lock with both his hands and legs on Bigtoof's left arm. Bigtoof tried to break free from Luzhador's hold but he can't break free yet.

Bigtoof: "Oi! Let go my arm yer gitz!"

Luzhador: "Not until I hear kracking bone sownz!"

Bigtoof could start to feel that Luzhador are attempted to break his arm and it seem that Luzhador are completely focus hearing after the bone-crack sound. Bigtoof turn his head and see some gretchins that are at his grabbing range.
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No. 364343 ID: f6106a

The stupid git wants to armbar you? Show it what it means to be named BigTOOF and bite his leg off at the knee. That'll make it clear whicha you is da biggest nob. Da one wit both legs.
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No. 364347 ID: 4c13fa

Grab a grot, snap it, and if he releases, throw it away, and COUNTER PUNCH
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No. 364354 ID: c71597

>>364341
Grab a gretchin and make it produce some appropriate cracking sounds, then use it to attack him with. That should hopefully get you free enough to resume kicking his ass. Also, you is Ork, no rules apply. Take out his kneecaps or an elbow and then fuck up his face.
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No. 364364 ID: c0e5fe

JUST GRAB A STICK OFF DA GROUND AND SNAP IT! THEN POUND 'IM WITH IT!
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No. 364536 ID: 39368c

>>364343

Bigtoof try to bite his knee off but problem is that Luzhador got his leg over Bigtoof's throat so that the only thing he success with is by nibbles Luzhador's leg in silly way.

>>364364

It took him a moment to find a stick to use and then he snap it. Luzhador seem to be reacted to the sound until he realize the sound is from the wood so he keep tried to break Bigtoof's arm. Bigtoof become more pissed off so that he start hitting Luzhador's leg with the broken stick like if he was a angry baby with the rattle.

>>364347
>>364354

Bigtoof tossed the broken stick on Luzhador'd head but he is completely unfazed from it. He turn his head back to the gretchins again and then he grabbing one of them. He merciless snapped the gretchin so hard that he made cracking bones. Luzhador reacted to the sound of bone breaking, making him believe that he finally broke Bigtoof's arm so that he finally loosed his grip.

As Luzhador is about to release his grips, Bigtoof took his chance by throwing the dead gretchin on Luzhador's face. Luzhador become distract when he got a lifeless gretchin on his face so that he removed it from his face until he see incoming Bigtoof's fist. Bigtoof's fist connected hard on Luzhador's face so that his head flew backward and hitting on the ground.

Bigtoof put one arm between his legs as he grabbing on one of ankles while with his other hand he grabbing on the toes so that he perform a Toe Hold. Then he slowly stand up as he keep holding on so that Luzhador can't escape. Luzhador flail his arms wildly until he realize that he can't win in this condition.

Luzhador: "Yer wrassling is good an I lose! I will join yer tribes! I knowz a bigmek in Junkland!"
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No. 364539 ID: c71597

>>364536
Punch him in the face a couple of extra times for being a silly git and then ask about this Mek.
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No. 364585 ID: b57715

>>364539
Naw, dont need to hurt him more.

just toss him so he cant do anything clever.
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No. 364900 ID: b7169d

Ask him about the mek, also bring him a thing of meat, he put up a good fight! And a good fight is always good.
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No. 365259 ID: 39368c

>>364539
>>364585
>>364900

Bigtoof tossed away Luzhador so that he couldn't try to do anything funny against and then he walking to him to give quick punch to his face because he tried to break Bigtoof's arm.

Bigtoof: "Okai yer gitz, we will talk ubbout da Bigmek in my flashy hut!"

Both of them heading inside Bigtoof's hut and sitting at the dinner table. The gretchins start to serving them with nice steak meats and unknown fungus. Bigtoof give Luzhador a sign that he is allowed to eat.

Bigtoof: "Tell me anyfink ubbout da bigmek!"

Luzhador: "Well zenior Bigtoof, his name is Orksnog wu are from da Deff Skulls klan an ee 'ave gathering sume own boyz wu he boss around. Orksnog is real good at building stuf, I even bought da rokkit launcher, slugga an trukk from hisself. Last time dat I 'eard ubbout him is dat ee got problem wif a mean nob."


Gained Luzhador as follower. Gained 3 gretchins, 8 slugga boyz and wartrukk from Luzhador. Lost 1 gretchin.

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
4 Teef
Some small rocks

Runtsmacka's Inventory:
Bag of Unknown Herbs
Grabba Stick
Slugga
Squig Hound
Reinforced Cloak
Whip

Luzhador's Inventory:
Kustom Rokkit Launcher
Kustom Slugga
Bunch of pictures of Luzhador himselfs


Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 26 (2 in scout training, 6 days left)
Choppa Boyz: 7
Slugga Boyz: 8
'Ard Choppa Boyz: 1
'Ard Brute Boyz: 2
'Ard Shoota Boyz: 4
Battle Squiggoth (with Big shoota): 1
Wartrukk: 1

Building:
Bigtoof's Flashy Hut
Boyz Huts with Big Shoota
Big Bomb Trapz
Mining Cave (Not in production yet)

Crafting:
None

Storing Space:
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Lho Sticks
1 'Eavy Armor
1 Lasgun
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 6
Multi-Laser
Vox-caster
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No. 365280 ID: c71597

>>365259
It sounds like maybe we should meet up with this Mek and solve his Nob problem, after we have shown him who is da biggest and therefore the boss.
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No. 365297 ID: b57715

>>365259

lets see about passing out the last of the dacka and aromor, and upgrading the wartrukk, luzhador permitting.
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No. 365363 ID: 65294c

>>365259
Might as well get Luzhador to help train our slugga boyz in Basic Hand-to-Hand, Basic Melee and for those who do well in those, Advanced Hand-to-Hand (Lucha Libre) and Advanced Melee
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No. 365635 ID: 39368c

>>365280

Bigtoof: <We kould go to da Junkland but I am kurious ubbout da wyrd door inside da mine.>

>>365297
>>365363

Bigtoof: <I gave da 'evy armor an shoota to a boy. I will ask Luzhador sume stuf.>

Bigtoof: "Oi Luzhador! Me want to ask sume stuf!"

Luzhador: "Zure zenior Boss!"

Bigtoof: "I want yer to trains sume boyz in wrassling. Dey need tuff training."

Luzhador: "No problem zenior! Dey will be training in fine art of wrassling!"

Bigtoof: "An also I like to making more upgrade on yer trukk wif flashy bitz."

Luzhador: "Oh upgrades! But whut kind of upgrades are yer finking ubbout?"

Bigtoof: "'Mmmmm upgrades....?"


Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 26 (2 in scout training, 6 days left)
Choppa Boyz: 6
Slugga Boyz: 8
'Ard Choppa Boyz: 1
'Ard Brute Boyz: 2
'Ard Shoota Boyz: 5
Battle Squiggoth (with Big shoota): 1
Wartrukk: 1

Storing Space:
Dataslate (Contain plenty images of naked female humans)
Lho Sticks
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 6
Multi-Laser
Vox-caster
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No. 365643 ID: 44766a

Put the Multi-Laser on the trukk. Paint it red if it isn't already red. Wait, I have an idea. Combine the Multi-Laser, Dataslate, and some Electronic Bitz to make an Auto-Targeting Multi-Lazer.
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No. 365651 ID: 65294c

>>365643
Oh that's a good idea. I wonder if we can use the dataslate to show all our targets as naked women. Haha, being orks and all, the laser might even bypass any armor.
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No. 365731 ID: f6106a

What others have said, but also give Runtsmacka some grenades. he's good at tossing gretchins, he should be good at tossing 'nades.
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No. 366768 ID: 39368c

>>360740
>>365643

Bigtoof: <I 'ave no zoggin idea to 'ow to build a autow-targeter lazer gunz... But I will try dis time!>

Bigtoof started to pick up the multi-laser and then he tried to use the parts from the dataslate and electronic bitz. The time goes on as he tried to give it a auto target system until he is done. He tried with the auto-target system but for strange reason it don't work. As a ork, the typical solution for this kind of problem is using violence. Bigtoof hitting wildly on multi-laser with auto-target system until it start shooting holographic images of naked human females. One of the poor gretchins don't get a chance to dodge the holographic females until he got instantly killed by it. Bigtoof scratched his head as he don't expect that his weapon will shoot deadly energy in shape of female humans. He consider his weapon very strange but least he made it more deadly.

>>365731

He walking out from his hut and he can see that Luzhador ordering around the gretchins to paint the wartrukk with red color. He walked to Runtsmacka who are still training the gretchins.

Bigtoof: "Oi Runtsmacka! Kan yer throw da bombz good as throwing da grots?"

Runtsmacka: "Surry...! I am not good throwing da bombz but I kan throw a grot wif a bombz!"


Got Killy Blasta Wumen
Killy Blasta Wumen: It is a strange energy weapons that shot holographic images of naked female humans. The blast is powerful enough to kill a human with single shot.

Lost 1 Gretchin by accidents.

Bigtoof's Hordes:
Gretchin: 25 (2 in scout training, 6 days left)
Choppa Boyz: 6
Slugga Boyz: 8
'Ard Choppa Boyz: 1
'Ard Brute Boyz: 2
'Ard Shoota Boyz: 5
Battle Squiggoth (with Big shoota): 1
Wartrukk: 1

Storing Space:
Lho Sticks
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
3 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 5
Vox-caster
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No. 366870 ID: f01352

>>366768
Wow! Haha! You're a goddamn enginerring genius, Bigtoof. Now on to the mine, You'll need yourself, a vehicle to carry the stuff you'll find there and some boyz and gretchin to mine/carry/do stuff you tell them to do over there
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No. 366941 ID: b7169d

Take two 'Ard brute boyz, and two 'Ard shoota boyz down with ya down to the mine. Never know when ya need some extra gits to help ya stomp some fancy stuff.
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No. 367817 ID: 39368c
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367817

>>366870
>>366941

Bigtoof started gathering gretchins and 'ard boys to investigate the mysterious door that are located inside the mine. He took 2 'ard brute boys, 2'ard shoota boyz and 4 gretchins. He and his boys are travel to the mysterious door inside the mine and they encounter by three ork boyz who are still try to figure out how to open the door.

Bigtoof: "Oi boyz! Didt'ya open da door yet?"

Ork: "We 'ave tried bashing da door but it still not work. Grokkjaw 'ave tried to bite da door but he broke his teef frum it..."

Bigtoof turned to a ork who revealing his broken teeth until he turn back.

Ork: "Azzburn 'ave tried to burn down da door but sumehow he accidently burned his own ass... He also do da funny burny dance too!"

Bigtoof turned to other ork who seem to had got nasty burn on his butt until he turn back again.

Badsnakez: "An I Badsnakez did a very kunning plan! We hide orselves inside da boxs an sneak to da door. Den we did a... SNEAK ATTAKK ON DA DOOR! But... it not work...."

Bigtoof simple stared at them with blank look until he tried to say something.

Bigtoof: "Urm... Aniway I shall look at da door..."

Bigtoof started looking at the mysterious door. The door seem to be almost new with strange symbols that Bigtoof have never seen before and it seem to be made of very hard metals. When he touched the door, he could feel uncomfortable dark powers from it until he draw back his hand from it.

Followers:
2 'Ard Brute Boyz
2 'Ard Shoota Boyz
4 Gretchins


(The picture show what the symbols look like)
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No. 367981 ID: b7169d

That's the chaos boyz symbol! Slaanesh looking at least.

Be wary, crazy beasts might be behind that door. But if your ready to open it up, take two of those fancy grenades (Krak) And plant them on the door
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No. 374978 ID: 39368c

Bigtoof: <Kaos boyz? Hmmm... It will be fun fight!>

Bigtoof send out one of gretchin to bring a krak grenades from the ork village. After a while, the gretchin come back with the krak grenades and giving it to Bigtoof who hastily grabbed it.

He stick the krak grenades against the door and pulling out the ring. He and rest of the greenskins take cover until the grenade blow off and destroyed some parts of the door. Bigtoof walking to the broken door and peek inside.

Inside the mysterious room, he could see some electricity lights that are still working. The door seem to be very hard to open even they have used krak grenade but Bigtoof was a ork nob who are much stronger than normal humans, he used his raw strength to open the door. After he have successful open the door, he leading the rest of greenskins inside the mysterious area that seem to belong to servants of Chaos.

As they walking through the mysterious tunnel, Bigtoof could hear voice of moaning that came from end of the corner.



Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
4 Teef
Some small rocks.

Badsnik's Inventory:
Choppa
4 Throwing Choppa
Cardboard Box

Grokkjaw's Inventory:
2 Choppa
Cardboard Box

Azzburn's Inventory:
Choppa
Fart Squig
Torch
Flint and Stones
Cardboard Box

Followers:
2 'Ard Brute Boyz
2 'Ard Shoota Boyz
4 Gretchins


Storing Space:
Lho Sticks
2 Autopistol
6 Frag Grenades
2 Krag Grenades
2 Knives
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer book
Metal Bitz 1
Electronic Bitz 5
Vox-caster
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No. 374996 ID: 49d4d7

>>374978
Get a gretching to see how many enemies there are. If there are less than your group, remebmebr that you Bigtoof are the Orktimate WAAAARGHrior, clotheliner of humies, defeater of El Luzhador and squiggoth tamer.
If there are more, then set an ambush by letting the three wannabe kommandos hide in their cardboard boxes along the walls. Then get the gretchin to shoot at the chaos gits a few times then come back. This should give your kommandos the SNEAK ATTACK they so wanna do.
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No. 375093 ID: 39368c
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375093

Bigtoof sending in a gretchin to look around the corner. The gretchin seem to want to disobey the order but it do it anyway. The gretchin peeking around the corner and quickly report back.

Gretchin: "Boss dat are three odd looking humies with metal bitz!"

Bigtoof: "Anyfink else?"

Gretchin: "Well boss... dey are start heading... TO US!"

Bigtoof and rest of orks notice the moaning voice become much louder and then they see three mutated servitor that are slowly moved to them.
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No. 375135 ID: 49d4d7

>>375093
Time to serve up to the Slaaneshi servitors some WAARGH! with a side order of stompin and a generous supply of choppy and dakka,
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No. 375190 ID: 6e44d2

Stomp da gits, but keep an eye out for any bits that look useful.
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No. 375261 ID: 39368c

Bigtoof: "Okay boys! Now we will get sum fighting! WAAAAAAAAGH!"

Orks: "WAAAAAAGH!!!"

Bigtoof and his orks start to charge straight at the chaos servitor while they shoot wildly at them with their firearms. When they physical contact with the servitors, they started wildly fighting with them.

While the orks are fighting with the servitors, they notice that they are quit tough. One of the servitor with drill arm pierced through one of the brute boyz head so that he fall dead. Bigtoof picking up the big choppa from the dead brute boy while he grabbed on the servitor's tentacle. With his great strength he slamming the servitor against the wall while he follow up with a powerful chop on it head with a big choppa.

Azzburn squish his fart squig so that it release horrible stench until he holding the torch front of it so that he created a primitive flamethrower and he target against one of the servitor. As the servitor caught on fire, Badsnik and Grokkjaw finish off the servitor with their choppas.

The rest of the boyz shooting down the servitor until the last brute boy finish it off with his big choppa.

After the fight, Bigtoof ordering the gretchins to start looting from the dead servitors and a dead ork. After the looting, the gretchins brought the teef to Bigtoof who happily take them and putting it away.

Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Big Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
14 Teef (Gained 10 teef)
Some small rocks.

Badsnik's Inventory:
Choppa
4 Throwing Choppa
Cardboard Box

Grokkjaw's Inventory:
2 Choppa
Cardboard Box

Azzburn's Inventory:
Choppa
Fart Squig
Torch
Flint and Stones
Cardboard Box

Followers:
1 'Ard Brute Boyz
2 'Ard Shoota Boyz
4 Gretchins

The Loot:
1 Choppa
1 'Eavy Armor
3 Mechanical arms
1 Metal Bitz

Lost 1 'Ard Brute Boyz
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No. 375291 ID: b7169d

Good fightin boyz! Gork & Mork are proud of your accomplishments against the metal kaos boyz.

Now investigate the place, have the gretchin move in first in case of traps.
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No. 375335 ID: 6e44d2

Poke around in there. See if there're any gibbinz worth lootin'.
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No. 375776 ID: 39368c

After they finish with the looting, Bigtoof ordering the gretchins to scout ahead while they moving forward. After a while of walking, they enter a large room that are filled with torture/sexual devices and the floor are covered with blood and other unknown stench.

The orks look very curios at some strange items in the room. One of them picking up a phallus shaped strap on and decided to wear it as headwear.

While the orks are fooling around, Bigtoof took his time to examine around the room until he find a door. When he touched it, he suddenly see image of strange androgynous creatures until he snap back to reality after removing his hand from the door.
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No. 375923 ID: 39368c

Bigtoof turning to his boyz and screaming with top of his lung at them.

Bigtoof:"OI YER GITZ! Stoop fooling arund! Dat are sum tuff fight insida da door!"

The orks stop following around and they listen quietly to their boss Bigtoof.

Bigtoof: "Okai gitz! Prepare yer choppa unm start following me ladz. WAAAAAAGH!"

Orks: "WAAAAAGH!!!"

Bigtoof kicking down the door forceful and start charging inside the next room while following up by rest of his boyz. But when they charging inside the room, the room was empty except by odd statues and symbols.

Ork: "Boss... nobudy is 'ere..."

Bigtoof: "Shutup! I knuw sumebody is 'ere! But di are hiding sumewere..."

Bigtoof looking around his surrounding very carefully and he swear that his opponents are still here and he CAN feel it.
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No. 375938 ID: 6e44d2

Start stompin' the statues.
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No. 375945 ID: 6f9630

>>375923
Those symbols, are they of Gork and Mork? If they're not change em then. If it ain't Gork or Mork, it ain't orky enuff
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No. 376243 ID: 0cdc6d

Bigtoof turned to his boyz and ordering with high tone.

Bigtoof: "Start krumping da statues, me not like it! Da symbols on da walls is not orky enuff, pain wif da symbols of Gork un Mork to make ur gods happy!!!"

The orks start breaking down the statues and painting over the old symbols with their own orky symbols. But suddenly because of their action, they could hear cold and sensual voice that are speaking to them.

Voice: "How dare you to defile our holy ground of Lord of Dark Delights!"

Bigtoof: "Yer place? No... It is my place NOW! You un yer god kan... ZOG OFF!"

Voice: "In this case orks... You will pay with your life!"

A sudden Warp change caused to open a small portal where it release androgyny creatures with claws like hands into the orks. The orks seem to be surprised but they don't mean of good challenge like a proper ork.

Bigtoof: "Okai boyz! Let show dim dat ur gods Gork un Mork is much greater than tier sissy god! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

The orks and daemonette charge into each other with load battlecry. Bigtoof shooting at the daemonette with his Da Hellshoota and taking severals of them down. The other orks did their best but facing supernatural creature like daemon is new experienced for them but sadly not many of them will live long.

The daemonette is still flowing in so that they start outnumbering the orks. In a ironic situation for the orks, they start losing their numbers until only the Bigtoof, Badsnik, Grokkjaw, Azzburn and pair of gretchin are still alive.

Luckily the portal closed as it stopped released anymore daemonette and they only facing least 8 daemons...


Bigtoof's Inventory:
Armoor of Mork's Wraitz
Da Hellshoota
Chainsword Choppa
Blade-Pick Choppa
Big Choppa
Bear-Skull Helmet with Night-Vision Googles
Grapnel
Medi-pack
1 Frag Grenades
14 Teef (Gained 10 teef)
Some small rocks.

Badsnik's Inventory:
Choppa
4 Throwing Choppa
Cardboard Box

Grokkjaw's Inventory:
2 Choppa
Cardboard Box

Azzburn's Inventory:
Choppa
Fart Squig
Torch
Flint and Stones
Cardboard Box

Followers:
2 Gretchins


>Lost 1 'Ard Brute Boyz, 2 'Ard Shoota Boyz and 2 Gretchins
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No. 376432 ID: 6e44d2

You can krump da lot of 'em! Rev up ya choppa!
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No. 376485 ID: b7169d

Pop off the frag grenade, they are fast, you need to put distance between you and them and shoota them!

Have Azzburn Flame em with his fartsquig as well. Armor is worthless against them so if they get close they gonna krump ya boyz good!
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