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334045 No. 334045 ID: 543aa6

3 days til school starts; let's see what we can make out of them I guess.
This is the usual time I wake up because I USUALLY go to bed by midnight. I can't sleep if I know it's light out, it's something stupid, but whatever fuck you.
okay I'm awake what do you want to do.
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No. 334046 ID: 815370

Be the kitty.
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No. 334047 ID: a611d6

Sit up abruptly, sending felines flying.
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No. 334048 ID: 3416ec

Brush your teeth.
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No. 334051 ID: 07416a

>>334045
Pet kitties. Make them purrrr
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No. 334053 ID: 8894bf

You missed your cue 13 minutes ago, you ruined everything.

Quest over
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No. 334054 ID: 543aa6
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334054

>>334048
I guess. I don't like brushing them before breakfast though. It just seems kind of useless since you're going to go eat some shit anyway.
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No. 334057 ID: 8894bf

go get a bowl and cereal
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No. 334058 ID: 3416ec

Hug kitties

Eat cereal
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No. 334060 ID: 543aa6
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334060

Um, my enter key stopped working. It keeps bringing up the battery plan bullshit
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No. 334062 ID: 252e1b

>>334060

Yo kid, you wanna learn how to do magic?
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No. 334063 ID: 1854db

>>334060
Who needs an enter key?
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No. 334064 ID: 3416ec

Throw kitties on sleeping Weaver.
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No. 334065 ID: 543aa6
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334065

>>334063
I do if I want to talk in IRC or reply to shit. Seriously it just brings up the battery bullshit on my laptop.
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No. 334066 ID: 543aa6

OKAY IT WORKS NOW
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No. 334067 ID: 252e1b

>>334065

IRC is lame, let's do something fun.

Like learn magic.
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No. 334069 ID: 543aa6
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334069

<-- pretend there's a toothbrush in my mouth.
I'M A FREE BITCH BABY.
>>334067
I know all the cat magics.
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No. 334071 ID: 3416ec

THROW THE KITTIES ON WEAVER

THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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No. 334072 ID: 252e1b

>>334069

Cast a spell then!
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No. 334073 ID: 543aa6
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334073

>>334072
I CAST SPELL: MY LITTLE PONY ON WEAVER!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
TO THE BREAKFAST STORE, MY SLAVE!
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No. 334074 ID: 3416ec

Acquire muffins at the breakfast store!
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No. 334075 ID: e3f578

>>334073
be careful
I hear monsters and Justin Timberlake are on the prowl
even with your mighty steed I doubt you could handle them
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No. 334076 ID: 543aa6
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334076

>Seriously? My magics are WAAAY more powerful than your stupid shit.
but but
>If you want me to go to the breakfast store with you then ask; don't force me to be your stupid pony-boy.
;n;
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No. 334079 ID: 3416ec

Have the cats pull a mighty carriage to the breakfast store.
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No. 334080 ID: 1854db

Insist that Weaver is a butt.

Then call an actual limo.
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No. 334081 ID: 543aa6
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334081

DANCE INTERMISSION WHILE I AWAIT MY CARRIAGE.
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No. 334082 ID: 252e1b

Cast Greater Invisibility!
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No. 334083 ID: 543aa6
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334083

breakfast store time. cats come with in case I need something to throw at badguys.
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No. 334088 ID: 543aa6
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334088

I wake up in morning and do shit, yes? yes.
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No. 334089 ID: 3416ec

Yes.
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No. 334098 ID: 815370

Best quest. Epic. It's scope shall never be rivaled.
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No. 334168 ID: f7aa74

this is awesome, *high five*
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No. 334211 ID: 543aa6
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334211

HELLO. HELLOOOOOOO. I NEED SOME BAGELS OVER HERE.

>s-s-s-saaalmoonnnssss ;3;

shut up olive
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No. 334213 ID: 543aa6
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334213

Hi I need a dozen bagels - 6 plain, 3
>saaaaaaaaalmoooooooooon!
I said shut up. Okay, 3 cinnamon raisin, and 3
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I swear to god I will leave you two here. and 3 oat bran.
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No. 334217 ID: c2c011

>>334213
You need some of that delicious salmon as well.
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No. 334223 ID: adb0e9

>>334213
C'mon get the kitties a damn salmon. That ones levitating with desire for christ's sake.
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No. 334225 ID: 543aa6
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334225

>>334217
>>334223
WHAT DID I -FUCKING- SAY ABOUT THE SALMON. THEY HAVE PLENTY OF TUNA AT HOME. THEY ARE ALREADY SPOILED BRATCATS.
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No. 334226 ID: 815370

Your cats are right - you better get some damn lox on those bagels.
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No. 334234 ID: f5fe2f

Lox is great though. Why not get some lox for yourself?
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No. 334236 ID: adb0e9

>>334225
BUT SALMON IS BETTER THEN TUNA EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. [LOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSAAAAAAALLLMMOOOOOOOOOOOON
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No. 334238 ID: adb0e9

>>334225
BUT SALMON IS BETTER THEN TUNA EVERYONE KNOWS THIS. LOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXSAAAAAAALLLMMOOOOOOOOOOOON
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No. 334239 ID: 543aa6
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334239

I can't stand salmon. but fffffffffffffffffffffineeeeeeeeeeeeeee I will get these spoiled rotten cats some fucking lox. they will just lick it and then barf later. you'll see.
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No. 334260 ID: 9c538a

This is why cats follow their humans around.
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No. 334268 ID: 3416ec

Tell them THIS IS THE LAST TIME AND IF YOU KEEP WHINING I WILL TURN THIS STORE AROUND.
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No. 334269 ID: 07416a

>>334239
Look at their happy little faces!
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No. 334280 ID: 543aa6
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334280

yeah well they're just gonna follow me around all fucking day now.
>SALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMON
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No. 334291 ID: 543aa6
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334291

I realized there were no moments of me being happy so I drew this.
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No. 334294 ID: 07416a

>>334291
Aw man, kitties don't get pegasus rides?
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No. 334301 ID: 9c5e9b

>>334291
Tell the pegasus to perform a sonic rainboom.
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No. 334308 ID: c2c011

>>334291
Where is the Erasure soundtrack?
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No. 334322 ID: 543aa6
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334322

cats can fly on their own.

here, you two idiots want this shit?
>FFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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No. 334324 ID: 3416ec

Find some cleaning stuff for the inevitable barfing.
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No. 334342 ID: adb0e9

>>334322
Haha they're so happy they've gone full retard.
Don't even try to deny it you know you love their dumb little faces :3
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No. 334356 ID: 1854db

Chop it up first so they can actually eat it.
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No. 334381 ID: 8894bf

EAT IT YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THEM.

MAKE THEM FEEL THE PAIN YOU HAVE FELT
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No. 334382 ID: c2c011

>>334322
Eat some yourself as well, since salmon is delicious.
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No. 334383 ID: 6a5a08

>>334381
This
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No. 334389 ID: 35e1a0

>>334381
yes, let them ANGUISH
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No. 334467 ID: 543aa6
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334467

Some poser hands me lox at the bagel store.
Whatcha want me to do with this!? EAT it?
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No. 334468 ID: 543aa6
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334468

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOOUUUUNNND.
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No. 334469 ID: 543aa6
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334469

I THREW THE REST OF THE BAGELS TOO
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No. 334470 ID: 543aa6
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334470

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, CATASSES.
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No. 334471 ID: 07416a

>>334470
Now show us your nails.
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No. 334472 ID: 6f67cc

fwoosh
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No. 334473 ID: 543aa6

>>334471
THEY AREN'T DONE YET. I'll show you them tomorrow. The white part got all shitty and my real purple I lost
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No. 334474 ID: 9c5e9b

>>334470
Cats: 1
threeP: 0
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No. 334504 ID: e3f578

so many things to throw on the ground
like this
and this
and that
and even this
I'M AN ADUUUUUULT

Let's find some hollywood phonies and toss their shit too!
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No. 334617 ID: adb0e9

>>334470
Take your pills.
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No. 334712 ID: 543aa6

>>334617
I ATE THEM ALL
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No. 334721 ID: 9d07d9

ThreeP: Experience hallucinogenic side effects of eating all the pills at once
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No. 334729 ID: 543aa6
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334729

(My tablet's not working so I'm using the touchpad)

HELLO AND WELCOME TO SHARK WEEK STARTING IN A FEW HOURS. CATS, NOW YOU KNOW WHERE MOMMY TAKES YOU WHEN SHE HATES YOU.
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No. 334733 ID: 543aa6
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334733

SINCE YOU AXED, here are my rarity nails that match my rarity ring but I did a bad job so I have to redo them
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No. 334745 ID: 895c5b

>>334733

those plump fingers. I want to chop them off and eat them.
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No. 334749 ID: 543aa6

>>334745
they aren't plump they're just really dry and short. I play a child's sized guitar and they're still not long enough for it
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No. 334807 ID: 543aa6
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334807

>MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM. SHARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.
so what do you want me to do
>PRESS THE BUTTON ON THE TV WAND.
why should I
>BECAUSE YOU HAVE THUMBS!!
so does pineapple
>OMG PINEAPPLE USE YOUR THUMBS
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No. 334808 ID: f5fe2f

>>334749
>whitepeopleproblems.jpg

>>334807
>>334807
Push button using pineapple.
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No. 334817 ID: 543aa6
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334817

Olive: OKAY. OAKY PINEAPPLE. PRESS THE RED BUTTON. IT WILL TURN ON THE MAGIC WINDOW AND THEN WE WILL HAVE OUR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>334808
>shortpeoplethatjustsohappentobewhiteproblems.
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No. 334825 ID: 543aa6
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334825

pineapple: I ummm.. red.. button?
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No. 334826 ID: 35e1a0

the one on the top right.
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No. 334828 ID: ece054

eat the wand and its power shall be yours.
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No. 334839 ID: 8894bf

press all the buttan
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No. 334840 ID: 3416ec

That's not a remote control

IT'S A BIRD

KILL IT QUICK
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No. 334967 ID: c2c011

>>334825
Every buttan is red! Press them all!
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No. 336951 ID: 543aa6
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336951

>>334967
YES SIR.
>PAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKA
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No. 336957 ID: 07416a

>>336951
Man, all that work must make you hungry. WHINE FOR MORE FISH.
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No. 336958 ID: 7e3141

now throw it at threeP because this is boring you want to do something else come ooooonnn
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No. 336960 ID: 543aa6
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336960

not quest related but this is for MOM
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No. 336976 ID: eba49f

>>336960
Your mom asks for sharks with FRIKKIN LASERS attached to their heads? You have the best kind of mom.
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No. 337194 ID: c2c011

>>336960
See what awesome thing your frantic buttan pressing has unleashed and be proud of yourself.
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No. 337268 ID: 543aa6

>>337194
huh what did I do
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No. 337311 ID: 0d7a83

>>337268
Not you the cat.
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No. 338300 ID: 543aa6
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338300

>>337194
OH GOD NO. SCARY SHARKS SCARY SHARKS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. OOOOOOOOLIVEEEEEEEEE CHANGE THE CHANNEL I CAN'T MOVE.
>What, seriously? Jesus you are SO lazy
PLEASE
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No. 338305 ID: c2c011

>>338300
Keep watching it, it has lazers and freaking sharks, very much worth watching.
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No. 338315 ID: 0472f1

use epic powers to blot out the sun, so that it can never bother your sleeping pattern again :D
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No. 338317 ID: f7aa74

upload me to your crazy world, i want to visit, this is so kewlies, pwease let me join?
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