3 days til school starts; let's see what we can make out of them I guess. This is the usual time I wake up because I USUALLY go to bed by midnight. I can't sleep if I know it's light out, it's something stupid, but whatever fuck you. okay I'm awake what do you want to do.
yeah well they're just gonna follow me around all fucking day now. >SALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMONSALMON
I realized there were no moments of me being happy so I drew this.
>>334291 Aw man, kitties don't get pegasus rides?
>>334291 Tell the pegasus to perform a sonic rainboom.
>>334291 Where is the Erasure soundtrack?
cats can fly on their own. here, you two idiots want this shit? >FFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Find some cleaning stuff for the inevitable barfing.
>>334322 Haha they're so happy they've gone full retard. Don't even try to deny it you know you love their dumb little faces :3
Chop it up first so they can actually eat it.
EAT IT YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THEM. MAKE THEM FEEL THE PAIN YOU HAVE FELT
>>334322 Eat some yourself as well, since salmon is delicious.
>>334381 This
>>334381 yes, let them ANGUISH
Some poser hands me lox at the bagel store. Whatcha want me to do with this!? EAT it?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOOUUUUNNND.
I THREW THE REST OF THE BAGELS TOO
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, CATASSES.
>>334470 Now show us your nails.
fwoosh
>>334471 THEY AREN'T DONE YET. I'll show you them tomorrow. The white part got all shitty and my real purple I lost
>>334470 Cats: 1 threeP: 0
so many things to throw on the ground like this and this and that and even this I'M AN ADUUUUUULT Let's find some hollywood phonies and toss their shit too!
>>334470 Take your pills.
>>334617 I ATE THEM ALL
ThreeP: Experience hallucinogenic side effects of eating all the pills at once
(My tablet's not working so I'm using the touchpad) HELLO AND WELCOME TO SHARK WEEK STARTING IN A FEW HOURS. CATS, NOW YOU KNOW WHERE MOMMY TAKES YOU WHEN SHE HATES YOU.
SINCE YOU AXED, here are my rarity nails that match my rarity ring but I did a bad job so I have to redo them
>>334733 those plump fingers. I want to chop them off and eat them.
>>334745 they aren't plump they're just really dry and short. I play a child's sized guitar and they're still not long enough for it
>MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM. SHARK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK. so what do you want me to do >PRESS THE BUTTON ON THE TV WAND. why should I >BECAUSE YOU HAVE THUMBS!! so does pineapple >OMG PINEAPPLE USE YOUR THUMBS
>>334749 >whitepeopleproblems.jpg >>334807 >>334807 Push button using pineapple.
Olive: OKAY. OAKY PINEAPPLE. PRESS THE RED BUTTON. IT WILL TURN ON THE MAGIC WINDOW AND THEN WE WILL HAVE OUR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHHHHHHHHH >>334808 >shortpeoplethatjustsohappentobewhiteproblems.
pineapple: I ummm.. red.. button?
the one on the top right.
eat the wand and its power shall be yours.
press all the buttan
That's not a remote control IT'S A BIRD KILL IT QUICK
>>334825 Every buttan is red! Press them all!
>>334967 YES SIR. >PAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKAPAKA
>>336951 Man, all that work must make you hungry. WHINE FOR MORE FISH.
now throw it at threeP because this is boring you want to do something else come ooooonnn
not quest related but this is for MOM
>>336960 Your mom asks for sharks with FRIKKIN LASERS attached to their heads? You have the best kind of mom.
>>336960 See what awesome thing your frantic buttan pressing has unleashed and be proud of yourself.
>>337194 huh what did I do
>>337268 Not you the cat.
>>337194 OH GOD NO. SCARY SHARKS SCARY SHARKS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. OOOOOOOOLIVEEEEEEEEE CHANGE THE CHANNEL I CAN'T MOVE. >What, seriously? Jesus you are SO lazy PLEASE
>>338300 Keep watching it, it has lazers and freaking sharks, very much worth watching.
use epic powers to blot out the sun, so that it can never bother your sleeping pattern again :D
upload me to your crazy world, i want to visit, this is so kewlies, pwease let me join?