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324717 No. 324717 ID: 543375

Welcome to Pulp Quest. It's a hot steaming night in this urban decay of filth and excess we call Berkley California. Let's meet our Hero.

Is our hero a Mack? Or a Dame?
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No. 324722 ID: 49afbc

he's a dude.
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No. 324730 ID: 7aedd2

she's a dude
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No. 324733 ID: 07416a

He's a dame.
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No. 324734 ID: e3f578

Mack
His name is also Mack
he has a Dame called Damsel
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No. 324735 ID: 0d095c

She or he may, or may not, be a dude.
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No. 324736 ID: 3a707d

Trans.
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No. 324737 ID: 543375
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324737

You're a Mack. You talk with a thick, fake Accent somewhere between old-timey New York and Chicago.

You wear a fedora and dangle a cigarette from your lip at all times. You think this makes you mysterious and cool. You live in Berkeley California. Every douchebag in the city wears a cheap store bought fedora from target and smokes, but you're not some filthy hippie pansy ass art student and that makes you special.

What are your five good aspects?
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No. 324745 ID: 49afbc

SEDUCTION
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No. 324747 ID: 0d095c

>>324737
We're a tough(durable) mofo.
We're NOT a hippy.
We're good with a gun.
We're capable of taking a punch.
We're a quiet, sneaky S.O.B.
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No. 324748 ID: e3f578

>>324737
Cool (cool word for Charms/charismatic)
Pistols (revolvers specifically)
Knowledge in forensics and dedective shit like that
Fast
Fisticuffs

all we need really
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No. 324749 ID: 0d095c

>>324745
Actually, forget everything I just wrote. PUT ALL OUR POINTS INTO SEDUCTION.
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No. 324755 ID: 543375
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324755

Perhaps you should have said typewriter.

Now for our five BAD! traits.
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No. 324756 ID: 0d095c

>>324755
Thick stupid accent.
Violently loathes hippies.
Terrible handwriting.
Can't shave worth a damn.
Bum leg.
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No. 324760 ID: e3f578

>>324756
this except for bum legs, we need to be able to run
make you an alcoholic, only instead of alcohol, it's chocolate
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No. 324761 ID: 0d095c

>>324760
But then he'd be fat, incapable of seduction, AND he still couldn't run!
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No. 324764 ID: e3f578

just because your a chocoholic doesn't mean your fat, I just wanted a common temptation
no let's change that to recovering chocoholic, still has a problem, but likely your not fat. It was a stage during childhood when you were fat and all the hippies teased you for it, and now you arrest, shoot, and punch them all the time now. but that chocolate, it always beckons.
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No. 324766 ID: f8be40

-four fingers per hand and four toes per foot
-penguin-like limp
-mysterious and tragic past
-fondness for awful pink shirts
-tendency of hippies in your vicinity to end up becoming brain salad
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No. 324767 ID: 543375
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324767

You find a type writer.

Tack... Tack tack... Tack.. Tack... BRRRRING!

Tack Tack... Tack... Tack......

It takes you a minute to work the keyboard, but you still don't know how to turn off capslock.

Everybody has got some skills. What is our hero Superb at?

Two things he's great.

Three he's good...

four for fair....

Five he's average at...
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No. 324769 ID: eb3e3e

>>324755

Needs to know the truth. Makes for a good compel. Other than the bum leg, I agree with >>324756 for the rest.
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No. 324770 ID: f8be40

shoot, too late.

superb: SENSUAL SEDUCTION
great: SEXUAL ERUPTION
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No. 324774 ID: e3f578

Superb: Saying One liners
Great: Aiming, talking
Good: Punching, noticing details, Cooking
Fair: Typing, Fashion

Can't think of anymore
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No. 324775 ID: 0d095c

Bum leg AND chocoholic?! NOOOOOOOOokay.

Superb at SEDUCTION.
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No. 324776 ID: 543375
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324776

Who'ss this Pathfinder hippie? If I find him I'm gonna shoot him!
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No. 324778 ID: 543375
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324778

Almost there. Like a heaving dame on a cold July night in my bed.
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No. 324779 ID: f5fe2f

>>324767
Superb detective.
Great shot, great lay
good drinker, good schmoozer, good with locks
fair fast-talker, fair brawler, fair interior decorator, fair fashion designer
average dietitian, average psychologist, average sword-fighter, average blacksmith, average construction worker
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No. 324783 ID: 543375
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324783

Looking pretty jazz there.

Only a few more.
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No. 324784 ID: 0d095c

>>324783
Average Zombologist (Knows how to deal with Zombies)

Average Medic

Fair Dietician
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No. 324785 ID: f8be40

fair: lockpicking, tinkering, appraising, hiding.
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No. 324787 ID: 543375
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324787

Yeah, That's about right.

Mack can do some pretty awesome stunts. What kind of stunts can Mack pull off?
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No. 324794 ID: e74e93

Mack can hold his breath for 10 minutes.
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No. 324795 ID: 0d095c

>>324787
Shoryuken.
Hadoken.
RAGING DEMON.
Dragon Fist.
Sonic Boom.
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No. 324797 ID: f8be40

>>324795

don't make him a Marty Sue, dude.

how about headbutts that make lockers cave in, like those guys from football teams?
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No. 324800 ID: 543375
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324800

Mack presses a key on the type writer and it does something weird.
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No. 324803 ID: 0d095c

>>324800
Woah, the high score? Nice.
Also, he can do like six backflips in a row. Like Leon S. Kennedy.
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No. 324807 ID: 543375
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324807

Alright. I think we've got this. Just one last question? Who's our arch nemesis?
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No. 324810 ID: 0d095c

>>324807
HIPPIES. THOSE FUCKING HIPPIES. AND THEIR LEADER, ALBERT HOFFMAN!
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No. 324817 ID: e74e93

Daemuck Fond, an English Baron and criminal mastermind.
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No. 324818 ID: 543375
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324818

The detective license is complete. Fairly pleased with himself, Mack deserves a nice hot cup of coffee. Mmmm. Delicious.
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No. 324819 ID: d37a7f

TAKE THAT COFFEE AWAY FROM THE PAPER.
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No. 324821 ID: f8be40

...goddammit Mack.
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No. 324822 ID: e3f578

>>324807
He-who-dances-like-butterfly
A serial killer hippy
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No. 324827 ID: 543375
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324827

Oops
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No. 324829 ID: 0d095c

>>324818
...MACK!
God dammit this is the last straw. You're too wild Mack! You're a loose cannon! I didn't want to do this, but you've left me no choice. I'm making you partners with Officer Gumby, taking your badge, and taking you off the Butterfly Case. You've given me no choice, Mack.
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No. 324834 ID: 543375
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324834

Shit. Let's make a backup of this before any more accidents.

Mack gurries over to his printer and puts the paper in the scanner bed and presses the copy button.

That weird green light light thing happens and the printer makes that weird mechanical noise, but instead of spitting out a copy, it clicks three times and a blinking E on the little number screen shows up. While this happens some mail is slotted though the drop hole at the entrance to his office.
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No. 324837 ID: 0d095c

>>324834
MOTHER FUCKING THING IS OUT OF PAPER!

Also, check the mail. AND PUT THAT COFFEE AWAY.
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No. 324839 ID: d37a7f

Printer could be empty. Check if there's paper in there. Then check mail.
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No. 324840 ID: 543375
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324840

Yeah. It's out of paper. Mack makes a little note to himself on the license and picks up the mail. Placing his coffee on the opposite end of the desk he fans through the mail. Two items stand out. An ordinary looking letter that doesn't look like it has any junk mail in it. It looks like this month's rent check. And a pink envelope that smells like perfume and is sealed with a kiss.
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No. 324842 ID: 0d095c

>>324840
Right. Before you do ANYTHING ELSE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BACK UP YOUR LICENSE. Use a Fate Point or something, just... just STOP. I can't bear to watch!

Also, open the Check, and then the Perfumevelope
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No. 324844 ID: f8be40

check financial status. don't use a goddamn fate point.
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No. 324848 ID: 543375
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324848

Mack opns his desk and pulls out a large dull bowie knife and uses it to open the pink, scented kissy letter.

>"ALRIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I GOT YOUR ATTENTION NOW! YOU PAY UP YOUR FUCKING RENT THIS WEEK ON TIME OR SO HELP ME I'LL TORCH YOUR GOD DAMN APARTMENT MYSELF AND SAVE ME THE TROUBLE OF GETTING YOU FUCKING EVICTED."

> -Your Landlord.

Also Mack cut his finger.
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No. 324849 ID: 07416a

>>324840
Burn it. Hippy poison.
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No. 324852 ID: 0d095c

>>324848
...Oh god, I can feel its' pain...

Anyway, check the OTHER letter. Make a note to congratulate your landlord on his creativity.
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No. 324853 ID: 07416a

>>324848
I told you hippy poison.
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No. 324855 ID: 1854db

>>324848
How much money have you got? Open the other letter in hopes it's NOT a bill.
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No. 324856 ID: d37a7f

Oh god, I'm facepalming so hard right now. Just...just don't touch your license, ok? Leave on the floor, ground...wherever you want. Don't even go NEAR that thing. Put on a band-aid BEFORE opening the pink envelope.
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No. 324857 ID: 0d095c

>>324856
We opened the pink one. The Other One is unopened.
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No. 324860 ID: 543375
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324860

Mack uses his license to catch the drips of blood anyway. He's gotta or he might bleed on his solid mahogany veneer desk. Priorities, man. Priorities.

The Other letter in the plain envelope contains a a single folded piece of paper, professionally typed and neatly laid out with articulate writing. Briefly summing it up:

>"Mack. I love you."

>"Sincerely; Professor Damsel"

This is a startling revelation. Also Mack is still bleeding. A lot. He should probably do something about that. I think he might have the skills to do it. What should he do?
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No. 324861 ID: 0d095c

>>324860
Mack, use your medical training to staunch the bleeding. Also, google "Professor Damsel+Berkeley". Also, that license hates you forever now.
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No. 324863 ID: f8be40

apply a band-aid or bind it if it's that bad.

while you're doing that, think back on your encounters with Professor Damsel.
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No. 324869 ID: 07416a

>>324860
Come up with a diet that will increase blood coagulation?
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No. 324871 ID: 1854db

Get your first aid kit out and administer bandages and such.
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No. 324887 ID: 543375
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324887

>Medic Skill result: Terrible! (- - - - N)

Mack somehow manages to cut himself with a band aid. Also this license is a terrible mess! We'll need to clean it up later.

Damsel's Laboratory is across town and there is a Supply Store along the way that sells whiteout and paper. The Bleeding will stop in a few minutes anyway.

After another quick note, Mack rushes downstairs to his car. The General Lee!
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No. 324891 ID: 0d095c

>>324887
...I'm actually going to cry when he gets that whiteout. AND AT LEAST STAUNCH THE BLEEDING YOU FUCKWIT! You want an infection!? Steering wheels and door handles are FILTHY.
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No. 324892 ID: 74173d

>>324887

the The General Lee? whoa.

proceed to the general store. and take your license with you. just in case.
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No. 324893 ID: d37a7f

You managed to cut yourself with a BAND-AID. And you're saying now that the license looks bad.

I...I don't even know anymore.
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No. 324896 ID: 543375
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324896

Stanching a slight cut seems a little extreme.... Buuuuut.... Ok.

Mack presses his finger against the hand rail outside that is hot enough to fry an egg.

>Mack: "Uh-uh. No way."

Mack presses his finger against the hand rail outside that is hot enough to fry an egg.

>Mack: "Fuck no."

Mack presses his finger against the hand rail outside that is hot enough to fry an egg.

>Mack: "I don't wanna."

Mack pressed his finger against the hand rail outside that is hot enough to fry an egg.

>Mack: "Ow! Now it's gonna blister."

Yes... Yes... Harness your anger... Your hate...
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No. 324897 ID: 0d095c

>>324896
Oh shit, the narrator is evil!

Whatever, just go... I can't take this wanton license abuse...
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No. 324898 ID: 543375
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324898

The General Lee is parked outside, It's a marvelous beauty from a distance. The closer you get the more it looks like a spay painted Honda Civic with a Confederate Flag drawn on top with a bunch of sharpies. Some hippy is trying to put a flyer on the windshield. he can tell he's a hippie because he knows when he sees a hippy. Is it Hippie or Hippy?
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No. 324905 ID: 07416a

>>324898
Sneak up behind him and whisper in his ear "The south will rise again."
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No. 324923 ID: eb3e3e

>>324887

See, that right there? Good time to spend a point on a reroll. Four -s, fuck me.

>>324898
Shout angrily at the hippie.
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No. 324930 ID: 1854db

>>324898
It's hippie. Also yell at him to keep his damn flyer to himself.
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No. 324932 ID: 543375
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324932

>Word Fighting Result: Fantastic!(+-++N)+2 for invoking Aspect, i hates them hippies1

Mack skulk up behind the hippy and suddenly bellows angrily into his ear, startling the hippie. His words cut like a dull knife on a finger. It stings like a mother fucker but doesn't accomplish much.

Turns out it's a meter maid and he says he still has to write the ticket once he's started in melancholic tone. Despite his stoic expression you've still wounded him and he's lost a slight bit of his composure and his cheap ball point pen as he wanders off to find yet more cars parked in a red zone.

>Obtained cheap Bic pen. It's slightly chewed on and is missing a cap. It seems to work.

Time to get in the car.
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No. 324967 ID: 0d7a83

>>324932
Honk the horn like you always do.
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No. 324969 ID: 07416a

>>324932
VICTORY AT WAR!
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No. 324978 ID: 543375
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324978

Mack would love nothing more than to hop in and toot his magnificent novelty horn, but alas it's seemed he's locked his keys in the car. And tack welded the doors shut last night for the whole stock car experience sans the roll cage and the AC still works.

And the windows are up.
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No. 324979 ID: 07416a

>>324978
Jack the car door open very slightly with a crowbar or something and then use a use a coathanger to lift-

>tack welded.

You dumbass.

Break someones window and steal their car.
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No. 324981 ID: 543375
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324981

>Mack: "I ain't no thief."

Mack would never steal a car willingly. But he could just as easily break into his. Let's check Mack's Inventory really quick. What can we use?
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No. 324991 ID: 0d4861

>>324981
Well obviously you shoot it, bub.
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No. 324999 ID: 0d095c

>>324981
Obviously, use the gun's GRIP to smash the windows.

If you need me, I"ll be over hear banging my head against my desk over the fact that we failed to make "Common Sense" and "Not a dumbass" aspects...
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No. 325015 ID: 565abe

...what's that thing in the middle?
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No. 325025 ID: 543375
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325025

Mack can think of several reasons not to use the gun to break into a car. Most of which involve State gun control laws.

Put we do have a handy dandy opening device right here. Let's put away out gumshoe writing utensils for a bit and take out the special skeleton key.

>crash!

The Spark Plug easily smashes the window. A quick glance around shows that there aren't any cops except the meter maid who rolling his eyes at you. Dramatically. Mack casually discards the spark plug.
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No. 325027 ID: 8022b8

undiscard that spark plug! you don't have a lighter, so you'll need that to light your cigarettes.

you don't seem to have cigarettes either. make a note on your license to buy some.
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No. 325029 ID: 543375
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325029

You can't light a cigarette with a spark plug! or at least you're not sure how.

Besides, that wasn't a spark plug. That was a skeleton key. unlocks any door with a window. And it's kind of broken anyway.

Mack makes a little note to pick up cigarette and a lighter as well and climbs in. The car starts despite being poorly taken care of and the horn beeps an enthusiastic but mono-tone version of Dixie, or at least if it would if he could afford the Dukes of Hazzard Novelty Horn. This one plays the Mexican Hat Dance.

The radio come one...

>Radio: "This is tom Brokav with a speshial report. San Diego, California. A Man in his fifties goes tot he doctor and says: "Doc, I'm having trouble pleasing my wife." to which the doctor replies "You should try the power of fantasy. Hire a sexy young stud to stand above you while making love. Make sure he's totally naked and spinning a towel over you two as you hav sex." So with the young escort in tow the man comes home to his hot, young trophy wife and they enter their bedroom with the stud.

>The Next day the man goes back to the doctor and tells him that is didn't work. The doctor then suggests that he let the oung stud have sex with his wife as he swings the towel. And so he does, and while his wife is having sex with the hot young stud she has her most powerful release ever, two which the man replies to the escort: "Ya see! That's how you swing a towel.

I'm Tom Brokav and this is NBC news."
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No. 325031 ID: 0d4861

>>325029
Lol, funny guy. Also New Bonus Objective: Acquire novelty spark plug lighter.
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No. 325033 ID: ec07dd
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325033

>>325029

that's a Turkish joke. fucking Americans stealing our jokes.
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No. 325042 ID: 543375
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325042

Some other stuff about budget cuts and what not from Obama comes on. Mack just changes it to a Boz Scaggs cassette and punches it like a bat out of hell.

>Driving Result: Good

He doesn't clip any innocent pedestrians this time.

Elsewhere...
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No. 325045 ID: 543375
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325045

Our Damsel is in Distress! She's trying to fill out her license but she can't think of what else she's able to do. Also she's not sure who filled out her aspects. But she does have some nice legs, er "Gams."
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No. 325059 ID: eee669
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325059

let's get some gymnastics up in this bitch.

she's also good at, uh, siphoning fuel and other similar actions.
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No. 325065 ID: 543375
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325065

>Dame: S-Siphon-n-n-n-n-ning?

She looks flustered.

>Dame: It's e-embarrass-s-s-sing, but I-I admit. I'm p-pretyy fair at automotive r-repairs I- I guess. And g-gymnastics.
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No. 325067 ID: 0d095c

>>325065
Don't forget fair at HOT SEXINGS.

And Quantum physics. AND BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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No. 325071 ID: 543375
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325071

>Dame: S-sex!? I-I-I'm a v-!

She stops.

>Dame: I'm not that kind of g-girl! No! P-please don't put that down! I-I-...

How many more double entendres can we cram in this bitch? Ha! Ha! Cram.
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No. 325072 ID: eee669

fine, be a virgin.

but you're good at handjobs regardless, due to many hours of training with Shake Weights.
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No. 325076 ID: 0d095c

>>325072
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Shake weights.

Also, a decent BOXER.
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No. 325083 ID: 543375
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325083

Let's just hurry this along.


All we need now are some stunts.
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No. 325089 ID: 0d095c

>>325083
Can punch a man's kidneys through his spine.
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No. 325090 ID: 07416a

>>325083
Stuttering blushsplosion
I'm cute forgive me
Hidden genius
Where was she even hiding that gun
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No. 325093 ID: 980ade

>>325083
*Half-truths
*SCIENCE~! (and making gizmos from nothing :P)
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No. 325095 ID: 4294af

I second MacGyverisms at full force.
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No. 325096 ID: 0d095c

>>325095
MACGYVER! WOO!
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No. 325097 ID: 543375
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325097

Damsel: "That's... okay I guess. I better not show it to anyone though..."

Quickly she photocopies the license in triplicate, laminates the original and stores it in a fireproof safe, keeping one of the duplicates with her.
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No. 325099 ID: 0d095c

>>325097
....I'm in love. Now, WAIT HERE. HOT DICKINGS Detective Mack is coming your way.
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No. 325101 ID: 543375
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325101

That's right! Mack is coming over! Now she's all flustered. She forgot she sent that letter. Panic time! Oh no! What should she wear? She can't see him in this strapless bathing suit! It's not professional!
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No. 325102 ID: 0d095c

>>325101
Lady. All your clothing is held on with duct tape. Also, I don't think Mack will care.
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No. 325120 ID: 1854db

Wear that patriotic outfit.
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No. 326321 ID: 543375
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326321

>Damsel: "Now what?"
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No. 326337 ID: 6561ac

warm up, if you catch my drift.
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No. 326341 ID: 323d8d

Find the cure for zombie AIDS.
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No. 326408 ID: 0d095c

Find the cure for DEATH.
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No. 326428 ID: 543375
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326428

>Damsel: "Warm Up? A few stretches wouldn't hurt I guess."

Damsel attempts to do a few leg stretches

>Medicine Result: Mediocre (----)

She looses her balance and falls face forward, almost bumping her head and knocks over a couple glass beakers.

>Damsel "Eek!"

She lies on her back for a few seconds.

>Damsel: "Maybe I should do something else to get ready for Mack."

(-1 Composure)
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No. 326533 ID: 44ac34

>>326428
Careful, did you spill any of that stuff that was in the beakers on you?
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No. 326534 ID: 07416a

>>326428
Is Professor your first name? Also, what the hell do you see in Mack seriously. He is a crazed supernaturally seductive maniac.
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No. 326538 ID: 543375
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>Careful, did you spill any of that stuff that was in the beakers on you?

>Damsel: "N-no! Well.. A-a little bit of acid on the license"

>Is Professor your first name? Also, what the hell do you see in Mack seriously. He is a crazed supernaturally seductive maniac.

>Damsel: "My n-name is Damsel, b-b-ut I'm a p-professor of s-science at B-Berkley. I-I teach Theoretical N-nuclear Physics and P-pottery. A-and Mack has always b-been there for m-me a-and I-I... W-well, he's smarter than h-he looks you know?"
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>Mack: "Come one you little fucker... come on! I almost got- Yes! Gotcha you little bastard!"

Item added to inventory: Treasure.
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wipe that shit off somewhere you disgusting fuck.
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>Mack: "Alright, alright. Quit riding my ass. God damn."
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