look over the ledge and at the black mark, is it a mark or a cut in the wall?

What are the said powers and limitations? Something tells me that this isn't going to be as simple as it looks.

OHAI

how have you been?

because the announcer will eventually be turned into a potato.

by the way, cake is delicious. you must do what you can to get to the cake.

there may be cake on the next room. take a close look at the camera on your front, describe yourself and check out the indentation on the floor below.

by the way, do you have a signifcant other in wich you would like a relationship to be formed? this may or may not be relevant to your future.

Try to fly. Or levitate. Or fall.

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)21:33 No. 323944 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat scratches at her ear and notices a crude listening device that seems to have been stapled onto her ear.

=With the Sampi Listening Device you can hear the Overseers instructions. Normally each SLD is made specifically for one person but do to a severe lack of funding you have been given Subject NAME CLASSIFIED's SLD. It didn't fit very well.
Try to listen to the Overseers instructions, you life depends on it.=

Nat nods and looks over the edge. She can't see the symbol mention but notices that there are no scratch marks on the wall. The sees a hatch on the floor and a door to her left.

>>323944
Touch the walls you can nreach without falling over.

hmm... try touching the walls to ether side up here.

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)21:41 No. 323951 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat touches the wall as far down as she can.
She can feel the smooth paint over the metal wall.

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)21:42 No. 323953 ID: 92e5fb
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She touches the walls to her sides.

=You appear to be having some trouble so here's a hint; the door is down there, not up here.=

Fall. With style.

say aloud "i don't want to break my leg, this is high up"

>>323953
Grab onto the edge and hang down from it, then drop. Also, flip off the big staring eye. Big eye is an asshole.

>>323955
and if there really is no other way then lay on your stomach with legs facing the ledge then ease yourself over and down until you are dangling by your arms, then let go and drop downward, let your legs bend when they hit the ground and fall on your butt. should minimize any damage.

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)21:58 No. 323970 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat starts easing off of the platform. Suddenly the ground seems to slant dropping her onto the ground

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)22:01 No. 323974 ID: 92e5fb
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She slams into a ground with a sickening snap and dies.

>>323970
>>323974

D:

>>323974
You're supposed to go LEGS first, not sideways.
Oh, well. At least now you don't have broken legs.

respawn. new nat, use last nat's body as a cusion.

>>323974
Waitwaitwait the guy said you have powers...

REGENERATION, GO!

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)22:07 No. 323981 ID: 92e5fb
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=Dispensing Clone.
When Subject NAT dies she can transfer her will and all items held onto to a nearby brain-dead body.
Since we are fresh out of those Simpi Labs took it upon themselves to provide Subject NAT with a near infinite amount of clones that she can transfer to. When she die we will simply bring her back to life again wherever a Clone Chute is.
Remember NAT, we can always choose not to dispense a clone.=

Nat blinks and rubs her still aching head.

>>323981
Your very own clone!
Now neither of you will be virgins!

uhhh, anything important on your last body?

>>323981
Check dead body for usefulness (and stare at it for a while in shock) then go through the door.

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)22:24 No. 323996 ID: 92e5fb
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>>323987
There's nothing it can be used for ;-;

=Do not take any bodies outside of the test chamber.
And don't feel bad for them, they're already dead.
They should feel bad for you.=

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)22:24 No. 323998 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat goes through the door and into the next room.

=Look to the right, you should see a gun on the floor.
The Sampi Death Pistol kills anything it is fired at. That gun will be a very important tool for you.
For the purpose of making the test more difficult you are only allowed a certain amount of shots per chamber.
The limit is always 2 unless stated otherwise.=

okay, jump on button.

>>323998
Kill self, weigh down button with body.

Proceed.

>>323998
shoot camera because FUCK THE POLICE.
Then acquire a clone by any means necessary.

>>324013
the gun may shoot a beam of pure unlife, so it does nothing to machines.

>>323998
Looks like you're gonna have to eat a bullet. Unless you want to break the rules and drag your corpse from the previous room.

>>324016
Thats no fun at all >:(
I mean what the hells 'unlife',
and how do you fire it in a beam?
Then again, who cares? You get two shots.
SHOOT IT ANYWAY.

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)23:15 No. 324022 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat fires the gun at the Camera. It cracks and sparks come out.

=Do not do that again. Thank you.=

She looks at the gun and sighs. She steps on the button making the door open and shoots herself.

She feels herself falling out of the chute and hitting the ground.

=I assume you have solved the Test Chamber, good. Proceed.=

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)23:15 No. 324023 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat enters the next room.

=This will test out another facet of your powers. Good luck=

>>324023
Push the button.

push the button before thinking about shooting. looks like you can't get a do-over.

PUSH BUTTAN!

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)23:26 No. 324032 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat presses the button, the door on the other side of the room opens up.

=Good. Now get to the door.=

Try shooting the glass before you shoot yourself. Um, make sure the door stays open though.

>>324032
Shoot the camera again to REBEL AGAINST THE MAN, then shoot yourself.

>>324034
shooting camera again will probably result in a penalty. like the next clone is missing an arm or something. just let the button go and see if it stays open.

Urg, as must as I want to REBEL AGAINST THE MAN,
I'll have to go with >>324033
Because not dying is cool to.

Nat 2011/07/08(Fri)23:52 No. 324046 ID: 7b98e1
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Nat lets go of the button making the door close. She fires her gun at the glass making it crack a bit

>>324046
Hold button, kill self.

hmm... no. if you die then you will go limp and be unable to hold the button. press and hold the button then see if you can make another clone come out of the chute WITHOUT dying. just concentrate on it.

Kick the glass.

Personally I don't see any way to exit this room unless you can push the button and go through that door at the same time. A corpse will go limp and stop pushing, so... you must have corpse-control powers to be able to complete this.

So kill yourself.

Hm, this is to test your powers, but we really don't know what that is other than transfering to another body. The only thing I can come up with is

Kick the fuck out of the glass to break it, but that really doesn't seem like it's going to work

OR While standing and pressing button, shoot self. There's the possibility that the body will be able to continue pressing the button, but that's unlikely as well.

shoot camera again

>>324046
Push the button with such force you break it and send your entire finger through, it should electrocute you but kill yourself so you don't painfully die

Try remembering your past life in an attempt to establish backstory, then fail because, inevitably, that's how these testing labs work.

Shoot button, then grab the cables firmly, do NOT let go as you get electrocuted. Hopefully your corpse will still be holding by itself, so the door remains open.

Shoot glass again.

>>324120
or we just open the button and tie the cables by hand

problem is we wasted a round. we will either crack our heads on the glass or go back and die.

Nat 2011/07/09(Sat)12:53 No. 324195 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat fires at the button. The button cracks and breaks apart.

=Congratulations, you made the test chamber unsolvable.
Resetting room.=

A laser hits Nat completely disintegrating her.
Everything goes dark.

Nat 2011/07/09(Sat)12:55 No. 324196 ID: 92e5fb
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=Try again.
A hint; the gun only works well against you. Don't waste any shots on the camera or anything else in the room.=

see if you can get a relaxed angle on the button. just lean on it so that if you go limp you would still push it, then shoot yourself.

Nat 2011/07/09(Sat)13:10 No. 324199 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat leans herself against the button and shoots herslf.
She falls through a chute at the other side of the room as her older body falls down to the floor.

>>324199
Try to... WILL your corpse to move and push the button.

yeah, remote control has to be it.

>>324199
Shoot the window twice then slam against the weak point as hard as you can.

Nat 2011/07/09(Sat)14:05 No. 324227 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat tries to get the body to press the button. Amazingly it does.

=Good.
You can control and clone around you. The clone in question must still have basic motor functions though. The original you from the first chamber could not, for example, move about due to a shattered spine.
Proceed=

Nat 2011/07/09(Sat)14:06 No. 324228 ID: 92e5fb
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Nat enters the next room.

=Duck=

Nat quickly ducks behind a nearby wall as shots are fired at her.

=That is a Sampi Life Eliminating Turret. These Turrets will turn any and all organic life into a fine paste which can be baked into a variety of tasty treats.
On that note the company baking sale will be held next week, we hope you are still able to attend.=

>>324228
Kill yourself. The chute is right next to it and your clone can probably tackle it before reacts

shoot self then while you are coming out of the chute have the dead one run out and act as a distraction.

its like glados decided to be AM

ask if you can shoot turrent

>>324241
Didn't work all too well in the other room~

If you're allowed to shoot the turret, that may be preferable.

>>324246
between shooting turrent with the permission to disable it, shooting it while not having permission to do it or dying to maybe respawn next to the turrent, id rather fire at it without permission.

>>324254
The issue I'm having is that it seems to work with very low effeciency against non-living objects, making >>324016 rather likely.

>>324228
Those cracks may betray the turret's range of motion. Your next form should try to keep as far to the left as possible when it pops out and haul butt towards the door.

or perhaps pop out shooting.

>>324278
is why i said to kill this body and then have it act as a distraction.

Nat 2011/07/09(Sat)21:07 No. 324434 ID: d86347
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Nat asks if she can shoot the Turret.

=No=

She sighs again and shoots herself.

The moment she feels herself fall through the chute she moves as close to the wall as possible. The turret turns to her and begins firing but misses each shot.

=Perfect. Now please enter the Sampi Ascension Platform=

Nat walks down the hall and into the elevator.

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The elevator doors close and she can feel herself being lifted up.

=Now that the beginning test chambers have been completed we can really start the testing.
I'm looking foreword to this, are you?=

Nat gets the feeling that she is not.

i wouldn't ether. don't say anything but if we see an opportunity to bust you out then we will, until then just go along with it.

Nat 2011/07/15(Fri)00:44 No. 326519 ID: c676bd
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=It seems another program will be testing you. Shame. Transferring to the Fun Chamber=

Nat blacks out.
........................

She finds herself in a room

~Hey there Nat. I'm going to be watching you while you go through the next few chambers okay? Now sweetie please be sure not to touch anything green or you will die a very painful death and I'm afraid I won't dispense a clone if you die like that~
~Good luck dear~

Touch green box so you can escape into sweet oblivion!

There's nothing for you except more testing if you live.

looks like it's advanced corpse control time. kill yourself, then again after respawning. then have number 1 push the note off the ledge then go back and push the button, and number two go and push the button.

>>326519
Well scoot your butt over to that triangle... weird... glass thing. The thing with black lines. Get down and investigate the doors and see if you can jump up to the safe non-green part of the ledge with the note that you can see past the transparent green area.

Then I suppose read that note. Feel free to hug yourself, that's optional, very optional. Full of affection and self confidence.

guys, a button is IN the green zone. need a corpse up here to push it.
most likely both buttons need to be pushed at the same time in order for the door to open. so we need a body near both buttons to hold them down while nat uses the door.

>>326521
On further reflection I agree with this exactly.

Nat, you want to stay alive, right? Even through this?

Nat 2011/07/15(Fri)20:19 No. 326694 ID: 4d6c7a
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Nat thinks for a moment and comes to the conclusion that she hates that dying feeling and being brought back to life makes her feel sick. If there are any reasonable suggestions that lead to her not dying she'll listen to those first.

She shimmies her way down into the triangle glass thing and presses the button down there.
She hears a beep but nothing else.

She then realizes that she can not possibly lift herself back up the wall by herself.

~Oh dear, that wasn't supposed to happen. Well don't worry, the chamber is still solvable~

and now you have to kill yourself and then pick your corpse up and put it on the platform. here, add before that new clause that you will look and see if any needed objects are in green areas.

use door? Try to climb over glass? Punch glass?

Ask for a tip?

>>326697
1. that is a corpse chute.
2. the glass is the same height as the wall and is probably even smoother, nat cannot climb it.
3. the glass is near unbreakable
4. the only tip they would probably give us would be to kill herself.

Try pushing the glass. Maybe it's movable?

if you still have the gun, use it on the glass

Don't ask, they'll just say no. Even if they tell you not to do it again after you do it, you got to do it once. We could've fucked up the turret earlier and had the perfect excuse of them not telling us, but we just had to ask.

>>326750
gun DOESN'T work on the fucking glass! we tried it before!
and we NEED two corpses to hold down the buttons
meaning we need both shots

here nat, let me put it this way. if you don't do the course correctly then they will just reset it, and that means you have to die MORE times to finish it then if you just did what needed to be done.

Just push the button and look what will happen.

Shoot self, use corpse to give you a boost over the glass.

Hmm. I suspect that if touching the green stuff will kill you, what we need is to animate a corpse and send it into the green area to push the button for us.

Cant die if its allready dead, right?

Shoot yourself, heft the corpse up onto the platform above you, animate it and push the button

Nat 2011/07/17(Sun)21:47 No. 327371 ID: c676bd
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Nat looks at the gun and sighs.
She shoots herself and falls out of the shoot with the glass surrounding it.

She manages to push her body up the wall as it grabs onto the edge and lifts itself up. She notices her dead body seems to be a lot strong then her normal self.

The dead her pushes the button in the green area while she pushes the one near her. With a happy ding the door opens.

Well, before you shoot yourself again, have your corpse grab the note and hand it to you. Then read that note.

Afterwards I'm afraid the only way to solve the puzzle is to shoot yourself again, making sure to exit out Chute 2. Then you can have both corpses push the buttons and open the exit for you.

try to read note with dead self.

Nat 2011/07/29(Fri)17:38 No. 333758 ID: 563ead
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Nat has the clone pass her the note.

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Nat sighs once again and kills herself. As she falls out of the final chute she wills the clones to push the buttons and runs out the door.

~Good job NAT!~

~But...
I don't think you'll be able to solve the next one..~

>>333759
"But whyyyy :C"

don't worry, we'll figure this out!

Nat 2011/08/14(Sun)18:40 No. 340064 ID: 189174
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Nat asks why this has to happen.

~Sorry dead, I mean dear. It just does~

Nat makes a sad face and goes into the next room.

~See? The exit is on the other side of the giant tub of acid. There are no chutes in the room.. This is unsolvable... Sorry Nat. You could always die forever by jumping in though.~

>>340064
...

...

Is there any reason that we can't carefully drop off this platform to somewhere outside the tub of acid, landing in a way that won't significantly injure or kill us, and than walk to the exit? Because I don't see one.

examine the doll. and ask what it is.

Nat 2011/08/14(Sun)18:49 No. 340072 ID: 189174
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Nat looks down, the entire floor below is green..

She asks what the doll is

~I have no idea...~

see if you can open the doll, if no opening is there then rip it open.

>>340072
examine the bear. Then open it up to check the insides. Then throw a piece of the bear into the vat, and another piece onto the green floor, and keep some pieces on hand.

>>340072
So the floor is the green stuff from the other test chamber? Remember how your body walked through it just fine?
Somehow I feel the announcer is bluffing.
Either this is a leap of faith scenario, and we jump into the acid, or the green doesn't actually do anything.

Suggestion 2011/08/14(Sun)19:56 No. 340109 ID: b6ca92
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>>340072
That is a REALLY thick container. And it's flat on top too! Just follow the plan outlined and you should be able to make this out in one piece!

Silly scientists, always forgetting that the test subjects are living beings with actual motors skills and acrobatic ability.

>>340109
This. Do this.

>>340109
>>340111
... i'm pretty sure it is tapered.

See if anything is inside the doll.

Eat the doll and say i am a the ruler of cheese and i just ate pizza while doing a moonwalk. Hopefully the computer get so confused it lets you go.

does the doll have a power of some sort???

if not then follow the danceing cheese eating bear kids idea

Nat 2011/08/28(Sun)13:35 No. 343453 ID: 7c9750
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Nat tries to shimmy across the vat. She slips and barely manages to catch the edges.

~I don't recommend doing that dear~

Nat 2011/08/28(Sun)13:38 No. 343455 ID: 7c9750
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~I've coated the edges with oil, any further and you'll slip right off~~

Nat sticks out her tongue at the camera and shimmies her back to the platform.

She asks if the bear thing has any type of powers.

~Magical powers? None. But I think it's important to you. It may help out.~

pick it up, squeeze it, shake it, rub it, smash it and then rip it open. one of those has to do something.

Nat 2011/08/28(Sun)13:53 No. 343464 ID: 7c9750
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Nat tries everything on the bear but nothing seems to work.

~Well it seems it is useless. Maybe you should throw it away since it is so useless~

Throw it across the pit to the other side.

Nat 2011/08/28(Sun)14:00 No. 343473 ID: 7c9750
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>>343465
Nat throws the bear to the other side.

She hears a clinking sound a panel on the wall opens up revealing a chute.

~Oh look at that! It's one of those clone chutes! That is so amazing! Who would've thought that your old childhood toy would have helped you out?~

Nat is confused, she doesn't remember this toy. Now that she thinks about it she doesn't remember her childhood.

She asks about this

~Oh just a side effect from the drugs.~

Nat tries to say something but is cut off

~You only get one bear, it is irreplaceable. Unlike you.~

Alright.

Now shoot yourself.

and then ask about taking the bear into the next room.

Nat 2011/08/28(Sun)14:16 No. 343478 ID: 7c9750
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Nat asks if she can take the doll into the next room

~I highly advise it.~

She looks at the gun for a moment before she shoots herself. She grabs the doll and goes into the next chamber

~That one sure was tricky huh!? I guess I should have explained it all a bit better. Don't worry though, no need to kill yourself here. This is the Relaxation Room. Just sit back and relax.~

The door slams shut behind her. Nat doesn't see any air ducts in here.

point gun at giant face. if it moves at all shoot it.

>>343478
Well, uh, there's a ledge up there. Can you climb up the face?

You really should try to kill yourself for realz next time. I'm seeing little point to continuing testing when you can just die and be done with it.

>>343626
because there is still hope to break the game and escape.

>>343638
Death is (an) escape. Also, it'd be quicker and subject us to much less of that dying feeling we hate so much. We'd only have to go through it one more time.

>>343639
right, i'll mark you down as the voice of 'suicide is the only way out'

Make the same face as the one on the wall.
why?
JUST DO IT!

shoot the face shoot the face it's hella creepy or try throughing the doll on the leg then shoot the face

Oi, remember that the gun is only supposed to be used on you.

u kno what though the bear then shoot your self.
does she a have a good throughing arm???
if not then through bear over and over agin till u though it on the ledge.

>>343478
Throw the bear on the ledge above the face.
That will cause a chute to open up on the ledge, since a chute appears wherever the bear is thrown.

Nat 2011/08/31(Wed)20:35 No. 344452 ID: 6273c3
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Nat tosses the bear over the ledge.
She sees a chute open up and shoots herself again.

When she opens her eyes she's on the top level

~Nat, are you sure you want to leave? This is your last chance to rest before the real testing begins~

Rest? Maybe a nap wouldn't hurt...

>>344452
Hmm... tell it you'll at least stick around long enough to list to it explain what the "real testing" is all about.

>>344452
Ask why she's such a passive-aggressive bitch and what the point of all these tests? What theorems or project could possibly be served, proven, or whatever by this gauntlet of chambers? And the taunting, what is with the taunting and insults? What professional scientist taunts people helping them prove shit? Unless they're a pretentious faggot of course. IS she a pretentious faggot?

don't sleep, would be a perfect excuse for it to flood the room with deadly neurotoxin.

>>344452
Ask who painted the smiley face.

im saying shoot the face then kill urself. that face is hella creepy.

is there a door to the next room close by? if so go to the next room to get the hell away from that face.

update this thing already

Nat 2011/10/29(Sat)01:36 No. 361964 ID: b9c01a
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Nat asks why. Why is all this happening to her.

~Because it has to.~

And with that she goes into the next room.

~Well then... Here we go. Quick note, you can not toss the bear on RED ZONES~

throw the bear behind the turret.

>>361965
Yes, that seems about right.

Nat 2011/11/01(Tue)23:47 No. 363189 ID: 8d592b
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Nat tosses the bear behind the turret. A chute opens up behind it.

look down the pit, can you tell if it has a bottom? if not then shoot yourself and shove the turret off the platform.

You could save your gun's ammo if you let the turret shoot you...

what happens if the turrent does shoot you? and shoot yourself then toss the bear and then shoot ur self again....if u still got ammo.