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295967 No. 295967 ID: 5b5f5a

You're not a very good person
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No. 295968 ID: 5b5f5a
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295968

Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
What would you say your best talents are?
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No. 295969 ID: f5e4b4

2)knit

3)rappel
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No. 295971 ID: 67f106

2) Knitting

3) Baking Cookies
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No. 295977 ID: 5b5f5a
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295977

Oh, yes, very droll. Do keep on topic, these sessions are for your own good.
Now, we are talking about your special talents, not simple hobbies.
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No. 295978 ID: c71597

>>295977
Well with murder that high up it would seem prudent to be skilled in corpse disposal. Which can include a bit of chemistry. So lets go with chemistry.

And then knife fighting. Because it's fun and abnormally dangerous.
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No. 295993 ID: 701a19

>>295977
2) Knitting

3) Baking Cookies
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No. 295995 ID: 221021

Cannibalism, to dispose of the bodies.
Deception, so that nobody finds out.
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No. 295997 ID: 5b5f5a
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295997

That's...better, I suppose. I see that written clues and reading comprehension are not one of your strong points, but no matter. This isn't a test, it's an analysis. There are no right answers, just wrong ones.
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No. 295999 ID: 5b5f5a
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295999

Now then, time for a little self-diagnostics. Use this form to tell us where it hurts the most.
Let's take this one point at a time.
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No. 296000 ID: d81168

Paranoid 4
Schizoid 2
Antisocial 0
Histrionic 1
Sadistic 2
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No. 296004 ID: c71597

Paranoid: 4
Schizoid: 3 (Because paranoid schizophrenia is awesome.)
Antisocial: 2
Histronic: 0
Sadistic: 0 (Because the monster who doesn't find pain fun is much scarier.)
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No. 296006 ID: 67f106

Paranoid 4
Schizoid 4
Antisocial 0
Histrionic 0
Sadistic 1
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No. 296007 ID: 5b5f5a
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296007

Is this correct?
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No. 296014 ID: c71597

>>296007
Would like more in anti-social. But I can live with it if anti-social doesn't get more votes.
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No. 296015 ID: 5b5f5a
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296015

So, let's get to the real meat of our little discussion. What is it that makes you kill?
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No. 296016 ID: c71597

>>296015
Hmm, lets go with C. It's delightfully twisted.
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No. 296019 ID: 67f106

F) People degrade my knitting and cookies
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No. 296024 ID: 215cf3

(C) sounds good to me. Huitzilopochtli must be assuaged, you know, and unlike with humans you can't do that with cookies!
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No. 296056 ID: 6e9a2b

C.
That or F: They're not real people.
(Alternately F: Knife Hugs!)
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No. 296253 ID: 5b5f5a
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296253

Good, we're making progress. You're being more cooperative than usual.
Now, tell me. Do you think you're a boy or a girl?
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No. 296257 ID: c71597

>>296253
Does it really matter? Eh, what the hell, I'm going to suggest something unusual for me. A young girl.
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No. 296261 ID: 653ea0

We're not anything but a little girl. No way.
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No. 296262 ID: e1c6cb

Girl with giant Cookie cutters >:3
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No. 296263 ID: 1be1b5

A little girl who likes Knitting and Baking (That's where the knife comes from).
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No. 296268 ID: 56ec40

Both.
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No. 296277 ID: f6360f

>>296253
I think that I... don't like you. Whether I'm a boy or a girl is too personal of a question to answer.
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No. 296642 ID: 5b5f5a
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296642

This should be pretty straightforward.
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No. 296643 ID: 9a34be

>>296642
Rip up the label until there's just a piece that says "MY NA". Stick to Shirt. Be Myna.
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No. 296647 ID: ba4fab

>>296642
Inigo Montoya
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No. 296648 ID: 6428e4
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296648

>>296642
I couldn't resist the urge. Please don't consider this a real post
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No. 296653 ID: d38f25

Jennifer.
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No. 296662 ID: 6a5a08

>>296643
Alternatively; Hell Myna
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No. 296667 ID: f6360f

>>296642
Write "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS" on the label.
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No. 296668 ID: 29fbe3

>>296642
Vicki "Slim" Shady
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No. 296669 ID: b5cf76

>>296653
I kind of like this one
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No. 296734 ID: f347f2

Alice, Bianca, or Caroline.
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No. 296737 ID: c71597

>>296643
This one has crazy promise.
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No. 296741 ID: d3dfb8

Shaniqua Gotmobootydanbeyoncemoflydanhalleberry Washington
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No. 296743 ID: 644ca1

>>296662
Hell Myna, I like it.
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No. 296770 ID: a9ba96

>>296643
This works rather well.
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No. 296772 ID: 0f34a0

This thread is best read with the Pony theme.
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No. 296778 ID: 6930ef

>>296743
Myna Hell?
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No. 296785 ID: 5c71f0

myna sounds good
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No. 296848 ID: 5b5f5a
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296848

You figured that all the letters were already there so there's no point in writing new ones on, is there? And that leaves a whole bunch of wasted space, so with a quick use of scissors, it's trimmed down to size. However, you still have to wear a proper tag. Bummer.
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No. 296891 ID: 5b5f5a
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296891

Now then. Tell me about that talent that sets you apart from the others. The one you're not certain is real or not.
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No. 296899 ID: 1854db

Our knife can cut anything.

ANYTHING.
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No. 296905 ID: c71597

>>296891
Hmm lets see, knife cutting everything is a bit fun. But I got another idea. In our hands, everything can become a knife. Doesn't matter if it's just a papper or a playing card, we can cut the shit out of people with it as if we were holding a razor.
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No. 296937 ID: cfc37f

How about whenever we want to kill something, a knife or similar object will always be there, waiting and ready.
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No. 296945 ID: 61bcb5

>>296899
I like this'n, but perhaps we should addendum it to include the fact that our knife-ry can periodically alter the very fabric of reality? As in, our knife can cut a small slit in the very fabric of space-time itself.

..Which we often have to knit closed.
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No. 296960 ID: 9a34be

>>296945
So basically, our knife can cut anything, up to and including abstract concepts?

This.
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No. 296981 ID: 6930ef

>>296937
Don't Rest Your Head? There's a Madness talent that's very similar to this, but whenever you're threatened, the Knife is there. Waiting.

And as your character goes more insane, the Knife starts appearing randomly. Even when you're just, for example, at the supermarket. Suddenly you're gutting an innocent man for standing behind you in line because you assume you're gonna get attacked.
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No. 296982 ID: e44fdd

>>296937
I like this one.
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No. 296985 ID: 28e94e

>>296945
This.
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No. 297016 ID: 6a5a08

>>296937
>>296981
I like this. +1
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No. 297024 ID: f6360f

>>296937
This is great. Subtle and perfect: Implements of violence just always seem to be on hand for us. All we have to do is look, and we'll see a weapon.
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No. 297039 ID: a9ba96

>>296937
I'm rather fond of this one. Works pretty well.
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No. 297041 ID: 8ac290

>>296945
YES.
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No. 297070 ID: 5b5f5a
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297070

So now that's decided. You've mentioned a price that this...talent...has?
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No. 297071 ID: f6360f

>>297070
>So now that's decided.
It... is? Seemed to me like there were a couple competing ideas. Or did we choose all proposed options like a boss?

As for price: If we go with the there-is-always-a-weapon one, once we've picked up a weapon, we can't put it down until it's hurt someone. If we did, things... would get bad. Very bad.
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No. 297073 ID: 00d3d5

>>297070
The weapon sticks around us until it's been used to kill somebody.

>>297070
Oh, no. We can put it down, but whenever it's not being observed it will move to make itself more prominent. Cymbal-monkey style.
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No. 297099 ID: 6a5a08

If Always-Weapon: The weapon must be used on another living thing after we pick it up. If not used on someone else, the weapon strikes us instead.

If Cut-Reality: For every cut in reality we create, until we use our totally canon reality-knitting talent to repair it, we also have a gash somewhere on our body, proportional to the damage to space-time.
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No. 297114 ID: d38f25

>>297099
>we also have a gash somewhere on our body, proportional to the damage to space-time

Which magically heals when we eat home-made cookies? =D
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No. 297120 ID: 28e94e

>>297099
This is good.
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No. 297121 ID: c71597

>>297114
Nah, better if it heals when we knit together the rift, but it leaves a scar.
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No. 297129 ID: 5b5f5a

[By the way, the ever-present knife idea was what won since it received the most votes. Sorry for the slow update, my boss work has me tossed around like a pinball]
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No. 297147 ID: 49da75

>>297099
Voting for this idea.
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No. 297248 ID: 799b3d

>>297099
>If Always-Weapon: The weapon must be used on another living thing after we pick it up. If not used on someone else, the weapon strikes us instead.

I like this, although perhaps we have some minor internal bleeding instead if it isn't used? Or else we become compulsed to stab ourselves.

Having the knife move on its own feels kind of odd for what is basically a improbable-but-possible ability.
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No. 297250 ID: f6360f

>>297248
>Having the knife move on its own feels kind of odd for what is basically a improbable-but-possible ability.
That isn't a problem. See >>296891:

>...that talent... The one you're not certain is real or not.
Our ability might not actually be real. If it's not real, we're compulsively cutting on ourselves because it's crazy. If it is real, than a supernaturally hungry knife that just happens to cut us if we don't feed it is perfectly reasonable.
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No. 300698 ID: 5b5f5a
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300698

You wake up to find yourself at work. Oh, it's this dream again.
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No. 300707 ID: 6930ef

>>300698
Phamacy?
==>
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No. 300723 ID: 79f272

Look around.
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No. 300753 ID: c71597

>>300698
You have been through this before? Well that should make things easier.

Lets check around and see what we can find.
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No. 300791 ID: cf65c1

If it's a dream we can control it. What do you want to dream about?
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No. 301410 ID: 5b5f5a
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301410

It's an abandoned cage of steel and sickeningly cheery colors. But that's normal. It's restocking day, no one wants to be in the way so they stay put at their stations. I kind of like it when it's quiet. There are no customers so I can do what I want.

>>300707
The source of all of your Phamaceutical needs.
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No. 301464 ID: cf65c1

Wait, this is real? Fffffffffffffffff... wait, what do you like to do?
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No. 301498 ID: 6930ef

>>301410
If you're allowed to leave your post, take a trip around the mall. That's always fun. If not, sit around. I get the feeling something interesting should be happening soon.
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No. 301514 ID: 085772

Eat a cookie.
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No. 301866 ID: 2283d6

Cutlery salesman eh? Is this a department store, or a mall with all those kiosks? You should find something to do to look busy, in case someone important comes by. I dunno, sharpen the knives, or something.
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No. 302796 ID: 1cade0
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302796

Cookie obtained.
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No. 302797 ID: 1cade0
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302797

Getting up to walk around seems like a good idea. But where?
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No. 302816 ID: 6930ef

Does that say Cafe? Go get something to drink, sit down. Have a nice chill time.
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No. 302929 ID: 6e44d2

Find another person. Interact.
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No. 302973 ID: c71597

>>302797
Lets go to the cafeteria and see what's going on.
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No. 303749 ID: cf65c1

Is there anybody you should kill around?
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No. 305874 ID: e84bf8

>>302973
Yes, let's see if someone's there.
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No. 305934 ID: f59dbb

>>302797

There must be a hidden message in the scheme. Someone is watching!!! It's like solstice. See if you can find yourself a fuck buddy nearby.
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