>>296643
This one has crazy promise.

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>>296662
Hell Myna, I like it.

>>296643
This works rather well.

This thread is best read with the Pony theme.

>>296743
Myna Hell?

myna sounds good

TerminalIntertia 2011/04/15(Fri)00:47 No. 296848 ID: 5b5f5a
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You figured that all the letters were already there so there's no point in writing new ones on, is there? And that leaves a whole bunch of wasted space, so with a quick use of scissors, it's trimmed down to size. However, you still have to wear a proper tag. Bummer.

TerminalIntertia 2011/04/15(Fri)02:40 No. 296891 ID: 5b5f5a
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Now then. Tell me about that talent that sets you apart from the others. The one you're not certain is real or not.

Our knife can cut anything.

ANYTHING.

>>296891
Hmm lets see, knife cutting everything is a bit fun. But I got another idea. In our hands, everything can become a knife. Doesn't matter if it's just a papper or a playing card, we can cut the shit out of people with it as if we were holding a razor.

How about whenever we want to kill something, a knife or similar object will always be there, waiting and ready.

>>296899
I like this'n, but perhaps we should addendum it to include the fact that our knife-ry can periodically alter the very fabric of reality? As in, our knife can cut a small slit in the very fabric of space-time itself.

..Which we often have to knit closed.

>>296945
So basically, our knife can cut anything, up to and including abstract concepts?

This.

>>296937
Don't Rest Your Head? There's a Madness talent that's very similar to this, but whenever you're threatened, the Knife is there. Waiting.

And as your character goes more insane, the Knife starts appearing randomly. Even when you're just, for example, at the supermarket. Suddenly you're gutting an innocent man for standing behind you in line because you assume you're gonna get attacked.

>>296937
I like this one.

>>296945
This.

>>296937
>>296981
I like this. +1

>>296937
This is great. Subtle and perfect: Implements of violence just always seem to be on hand for us. All we have to do is look, and we'll see a weapon.

>>296937
I'm rather fond of this one. Works pretty well.

>>296945
YES.

TerminalIntertia 2011/04/15(Fri)21:20 No. 297070 ID: 5b5f5a
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So now that's decided. You've mentioned a price that this...talent...has?

>>297070
>So now that's decided.
It... is? Seemed to me like there were a couple competing ideas. Or did we choose all proposed options like a boss?

As for price: If we go with the there-is-always-a-weapon one, once we've picked up a weapon, we can't put it down until it's hurt someone. If we did, things... would get bad. Very bad.

>>297070
The weapon sticks around us until it's been used to kill somebody.

>>297070
Oh, no. We can put it down, but whenever it's not being observed it will move to make itself more prominent. Cymbal-monkey style.

If Always-Weapon: The weapon must be used on another living thing after we pick it up. If not used on someone else, the weapon strikes us instead.

If Cut-Reality: For every cut in reality we create, until we use our totally canon reality-knitting talent to repair it, we also have a gash somewhere on our body, proportional to the damage to space-time.

>>297099
>we also have a gash somewhere on our body, proportional to the damage to space-time

Which magically heals when we eat home-made cookies? =D

>>297099
This is good.

>>297114
Nah, better if it heals when we knit together the rift, but it leaves a scar.

[By the way, the ever-present knife idea was what won since it received the most votes. Sorry for the slow update, my boss work has me tossed around like a pinball]

>>297099
Voting for this idea.

>>297099
>If Always-Weapon: The weapon must be used on another living thing after we pick it up. If not used on someone else, the weapon strikes us instead.

I like this, although perhaps we have some minor internal bleeding instead if it isn't used? Or else we become compulsed to stab ourselves.

Having the knife move on its own feels kind of odd for what is basically a improbable-but-possible ability.

>>297248
>Having the knife move on its own feels kind of odd for what is basically a improbable-but-possible ability.
That isn't a problem. See >>296891:

>...that talent... The one you're not certain is real or not.
Our ability might not actually be real. If it's not real, we're compulsively cutting on ourselves because it's crazy. If it is real, than a supernaturally hungry knife that just happens to cut us if we don't feed it is perfectly reasonable.

RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE TerminalIntertia 2011/05/01(Sun)15:20 No. 300698 ID: 5b5f5a
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You wake up to find yourself at work. Oh, it's this dream again.

>>300698
Phamacy?
==>

Look around.

>>300698
You have been through this before? Well that should make things easier.

Lets check around and see what we can find.

If it's a dream we can control it. What do you want to dream about?

TerminalIntertia 2011/05/04(Wed)07:12 No. 301410 ID: 5b5f5a
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It's an abandoned cage of steel and sickeningly cheery colors. But that's normal. It's restocking day, no one wants to be in the way so they stay put at their stations. I kind of like it when it's quiet. There are no customers so I can do what I want.

>>300707
The source of all of your Phamaceutical needs.

Wait, this is real? Fffffffffffffffff... wait, what do you like to do?

>>301410
If you're allowed to leave your post, take a trip around the mall. That's always fun. If not, sit around. I get the feeling something interesting should be happening soon.

Eat a cookie.

Cutlery salesman eh? Is this a department store, or a mall with all those kiosks? You should find something to do to look busy, in case someone important comes by. I dunno, sharpen the knives, or something.

TerminalIntertia 2011/05/09(Mon)10:08 No. 302796 ID: 1cade0
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Cookie obtained.

TerminalIntertia 2011/05/09(Mon)10:10 No. 302797 ID: 1cade0
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Getting up to walk around seems like a good idea. But where?

Does that say Cafe? Go get something to drink, sit down. Have a nice chill time.

Find another person. Interact.

>>302797
Lets go to the cafeteria and see what's going on.

Is there anybody you should kill around?

>>302973
Yes, let's see if someone's there.

>>302797

There must be a hidden message in the scheme. Someone is watching!!! It's like solstice. See if you can find yourself a fuck buddy nearby.