Celeyilo 2010/08/24(Tue)10:31 No. 221745 ID: edfb83
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Right, now where were we?

Celeyilo 2010/08/24(Tue)10:31 No. 221746 ID: edfb83
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...Having incredibly distracting daydreams, right, now I remember.

>>221746
He was that well-endowed? Jesus christ.

Kitty can't breathe!

>>221746
RELEASE THE KITTEN

seriously shit needs to breathe. Also, it will totally tear your tits off with it's claws.

>>221749
turn around for decency when you do though.

I mean, we don't have to be rude or anything.

Celeyilo 2010/08/24(Tue)11:07 No. 221758 ID: edfb83
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>"Look, lady, if you're gonna keep staring like that, I'm going to have to start charging you."

>>221747

I.. can't really tell, i-it's not like it's uh.. hard right now.

>>221748
>>221749
>>221751

It'll live, it's used to it. I don't think my body's wanting to move on it's own r-right now anyway..

>>221758
He'll do it. Unless you can pay up I think you should break off your gaze for a moment.

Look anywhere but there! His face or feet or behind you or ANYTHING!

...Unless it's worth paying to see him get dressed or whatever.

>>221758
"...How much?"

"Maybe I could... pay you back.... somehow?"

Celeyilo 2010/08/24(Tue)11:37 No. 221768 ID: edfb83
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>>221760
>>221761
>>221762

What, you thINK he means IT? P-parade around naked for me?! I don't HAve any gold on me anyway!

>>221765

Wh-what do you mean by SOMEHOW? AAgh!

>>221768
>>221768
Just because he didn't mean it doesn't mean you can't hold him to it. Just... do something. Change the topic, flip your skirt up as payback, jump him, whatever.

THINK OF YOUR NAKED DAD

If you get naked then does that mean you're even?

Watch your step.

Swiftly turn around. Ask where his next destination is.

Ask him if he's traveling alone?

Try to brush it off by telling him you're absolutely AWESTRUCK by his handsome, manly figure. If only there were more MEN like him around...

Celeyilo 2010/08/24(Tue)12:22 No. 221789 ID: edfb83
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>>221775
>>221775
>>221775

THIS IS NOT HELPING YOUR STRESS LEVELS.

Now turn around while you're freaked out and start to calm down!

>>221787
>if only there were more DWARVES like him around.

TRUST US. SAY THIS AND HE WILL INSTANTLY LIKE YOU.

At least you're not thinking about his...

Anyway, I agree with the dwarf statement.

>>221789

Well now that your mind is off of his beef truncheon, maybe you should try actually talking to him. Perhaps ask why he's out in the forest in the middle of the night.

>>221789
Ok how about the cat? Be suddenly interested in making sure the cat isn't hurt. No sense breaking your pussy because of his... umm, nevermind.

>>221792

this

>>221789
First? Let the cat go. It's a cat, it'll find its way home just fine.

Remember: If you ask the divinities to provide, and they do, then for the love of all that is holy you had better not back out.
You asked for somebody to take your virginity, and suddenly a naked man appears right in front of you. You have no way of knowing if he's a god, demi-god, avatar, or whatever else, and that's not something you want to jerk around.

>>221792
yes, tell him that!

Celeyilo 2010/08/24(Tue)13:21 No. 221830 ID: edfb83
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>"...Where the hell did you find her, and.. what did you do to her"

>"She kind of walked in while I was washing off. I think she got spooked at something at the sight of me for some reason. Looked like she was calming down then she sort of locked up with that look on her face."

>"Why in the hell did you bring her back here then? She's a damn goblin, even the city-kind can barely be trusted."

>"Felt like it. 'sides, I've never heard a goblin complain about being a virgin before. I didn't think it was physically possible."

>"...Seriously? Whatever, I'm going to get some shut eye."

>"G'night."

Celeyilo 2010/08/24(Tue)13:23 No. 221831 ID: edfb83
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...You vaguely remember thinking about something awful, but thankfully can't seem to bring it to mind just what it was again.

Nevertheless, you seem to have taken sanity damage. 95/100 Sanity.

..Where are you?

>"Oh, you're actually there now?"

>>221831
Let go of the cat. Ask why a dwarf like him is out here in the wilderness.

>>221831
You were thinking about something, tried to snap yourself out of it, and just plain snapped.

So uh... introductions?

>>221831
BIG

MEATY

sausages

What are you good for, apart from raising cats and daydreaming vividly?

Ask this guy who he is and wasn't there also someone else here just a minute ago?

>>221831
You may wish to put the cat down now.

yeah, before it scratches your boobs, that would hurt.

>>221831

Introduce yourself.

Regardless of not really participating in this quest, I have to give MAD PROPS for the artist for >>221745 , as it manages to be one of the sexiest pictures ever.

Might as well be polite and introduce yourself. Couldn't hurt.

Take a look around and see what else you can see besides the the dwarf elf.

>>221758
>I.. can't really tell, i-it's not like it's uh.. hard right now.

You are clearly not naked enough.

Celeyilo 2010/08/25(Wed)10:41 No. 222148 ID: edfb83
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Well, first things first. One, cat goes in lap. He promptly starts sulking there. Should probably come up with a name for him at some point. Secondly,

"..Where am I?"

>"Didn't think it'd be a good idea to leave you out at that stream practically naked and catatonic. Just back at our camp. Warm enough?"

"I guess so.. wait, nake-"

>"You got a name, or am I going to have to come up with something?"

"..Nako."

>"Huh, that's kind of fitting." ..why is he staring at my chest while saying that? "I'm Celeyilo, but I'm trying to fix that."

"Fix what, your name?"

>"That, and the whole being an elf thing."

"You aren't a dwarf kid?"

>"Dwarves kids have beards, at least the male ones. And no dwarf has pointy ears either."

...Huh. I knew he wasn't a dwarf, but.. Geez, thanks for making me feel stupid.

Celeyilo 2010/08/25(Wed)10:47 No. 222149 ID: edfb83
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>>222119
>>221836

I don't think I need to think about either at the moment..

"What're you doing out here anyway? Wasn't there someone else here?"

>"Just trying to get away from town for now.. There's some things I'd like to leave behind back there. The girl's Hotaru. Try not to bug her. She's got the sweet temper of a stubborn mule and the kick to match it."

>"Just because I don't understand goblin doesn't mean I don't know when someone's talking about me!"

"...I'll keep that in mind."

Huh.. what else?

>>222149
Lower your right eyebrow before you sprain it.

Ask him if he likes Hotaru, like if they're together. When he says no, ask him if he has a girlfriend. He's obviously not into elves, so maybe you have a chance. Also, you should name the cat Somersault.

Ask why he keeps his left one eye closed all the time, and see if there is anything edible on the fire

Do you remember how huge his... 'thing' is?

>>222149
Tell him elf was your first thought, then his attitude and speaking goblin and... proportions confused you. Maybe he's a sort of halfbreed and doesn't know it?

Then exchange backrub- I mean, backstories.

>>222164
>Then exchange backrub- I mean, backstories.
No, you were right the first time.

>>222214
see, I don't want to agree with you. But considering her cup size t her body size, shes gotta be developing back problems that need a back rub...

Inquire as to how the elf knows goblin, and why hes leaving the village. Also, what brings you here anyways?

also, pet the kitty! soooo cute!

Elves and goblins have been at war for generations as opposing sides of the moral scale. Tell him that fucking a goblin would be a terribly unelfy thing to do and that you just happen to have an open schedule.

>>222149
Mention he's probably better than either for not taking advantage of you while you were 'surprised'
And by taking advantage, I mean things other than your inappropriate daydream.

Ask him if he and Hotaru have gone all the way yet.

If he doesn't get it, blush cutely and tell him never mind while petting the fur off the cat.

Celeyilo 2010/08/26(Thu)12:53 No. 222444 ID: edfb83
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We lower our tone to something a bit quieter, if only not to disturb 'Hotaru' some more.

>>222151

I doubt they could be together, I mean, he kind of looks a bit small for her.. but..

"Are you, and her uh.. together or something?"

>"Well, she did help me get away from town, and help out with some earlier problems.. She's my.. partner in crime for now I suppose. Both of us are fairly screwed if we get caught. And I wish I didn't mean that in a literal sense.. Though, I suppose she could probably save her skin by ratting me out, but I doubt she would."

>"Why do ya ask?"

"U-Uh.. no reason"

>>222164

"You know, elf was my first thought, looking at you, but, you kind of threw me off with your attitude.. and speaking goblin.. And you're kinda.. short. You sure you're not half dw-"

>"Look, there's a reason I'm.. short for now, and it's not for anything like that. Besides, a dwarf's got even less business speaking goblin than an elf. I'm no damn mongrel elf, they had an 'expert' check that."

"An expert?"

"Where I grew up, there were a few slaves.. Well, actually, I'm not sure if they were slaves or if.. Egh, either way, we had someone who was an expert on races and uh.. 'breeding' around.."

What the hell kind of place did this kid come from?

"Well, h-how do you know goblin? Part of where you grew up?"

>"Yeah, you could say that, knowing the customer's language was something important, as is knowing your coworkers.. Couple of goblins where I grew up, though, they stuck around the basement. Almost as much fun to drink with as a dwarf."

"You drink?"

>"Hah.. what, you think I'm some prissy lightweight or something?"

Celeyilo 2010/08/26(Thu)12:53 No. 222445 ID: edfb83
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>>222151

I.. I don't think I'm gonna go just ask him about that. Besides, if I wanted him that way, I'm still a good bit taller than him.. Heck, I've seen kobolds bigger. I could probably just pin him down easy.

And the cat is now named Kosmdasp“ng. Summersalt. Don't ask me how to pronounce that.

>>222160

I must've been seeing things. It couldn't have been that big right?

>>222224

Do we have to keep coming back to that? B-Besides, I'm not going to do that while that Hotaru is around!

..Or at least still awake.

>>222437

I think I just did..

Celeyilo 2010/08/26(Thu)12:54 No. 222446 ID: edfb83
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>>222164
>>222214

...A backrub does sound like it'd be nice though.. Wonder how strong his hands are..?

Celeyilo 2010/08/26(Thu)12:54 No. 222447 ID: edfb83
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>>222153

I think there's some meat on the fire.. a big dripping chunk of it too. I'm guessing bear, since there seems to be a carcass of one just on the other side of the fire..

"Um.. Why have you got your one eye closed all the time?"

>"Eh? Oh, I think I got a wood shard from a mimic stuck in it.. Nnngh, does it look okay to you?"

"A splint- ...!"

>"What? How's it look?"

"...I think you should keep it closed for a while."

Ask if Hotaru can do anything to heal your eye. If not, then suggest that you can nurse him back to health. ;)

yeah, gonna need to extract that or it could get infected. an infected eye would be really bad.

I suggest tweezers.

Hrm, that does seem to be a problem. Should probably see if we can't find a way to get that sucker out.

>>222445
>I could probably just pin him down easy.
This shall henceforth be referred to as "Plan A".

Yeah, we do need to do something about his bum eye. Know any first aid or stuff? Ask the cat if it's got any ideas.

By the way, there's no way you could pin him down. You shouldn't even try, you'd faiiiiiil.

>>222447
Did they do a good job at skinning the bear carcass? If not you might be able to offer your services if they need any more skinning done. Whats the difference between a cat and a bear? One can kill a PC and the other can only kill a commoner.

>>222447
You've got steady hands, right? Maybe you can help him. His compatriot has furry fingers, and he probably can't get the thing out on his own. What to gobbos usually do when they have this happen? Or are those large, yellow eyes more resistant to those things?

>>222447
Wow that eye can't look good, even the cat reacts.

By the way, what are your skills?
Do you know first aid or something else that could help his eye?
Do you know how to turn his bear skin into clothing?
Do you cook well? Can you kill a bear with your bare hands?
Or is your only good skills just finding cats and having incredibly distracting daydreams?

>>222447
You'll want to recommend that a healer take care of that, an eye injury that looks that bad won't likely just heal by itself. Do you know any, or could you help him yourself? If nothing else maybe you can make him a rugged looking eyepatch until he finds one. I get the feeling he'd like that look.

>>222463
>Whats the difference between a cat and a bear?
You need to roll higher with the bear to know it will kill you with its claws?

>>222470
>Wow that eye can't look good, even the cat reacts.
8<

>>222447
In a surge of motherly instincts, rip off your top and fashion a bitching eyepatch for him.

>>222497

Yes! This. We must do it.

+1 to Plan A

>>222445
No, you weren't seeing things.

>>222447
Can you treat his injury? Or at least give us a better look?

Suggestion 2010/08/27(Fri)02:32 No. 222621 ID: 644ca1
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>>222618
>Or at least give us a better look?

I don't think we want a better look of his eye before it has healed.

>>222497
I agree with this.

Celeyilo 2010/08/29(Sun)14:50 No. 223370 ID: 0f4dab
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>>222497
>>222497
>>222497

Done.

Celeyilo 2010/08/29(Sun)14:51 No. 223371 ID: 0f4dab
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It takes you a minute to fully comprehend how much of an idiot you feel at the moment.

>>223371
Realize that you never had a sense of modesty and flaunt those titties.

No reason to feel negative. Nothing is wrong. Act like you normally do. That or show off. Boob hats are great. Think of it as a way to relax your back.

ask for a back massage?

>>223372
>>223374
These.

...Ok, if we're going to salvage this situation at all, tell him he needs to have that wound covered to prevent infection. He'll need something better than your top, but it'll do for the moment.

>>223380
"Salvage"?

>>223376 +1 :V

>>223371
:D

>>223380
I pity you

>>223386
>>223389
Oh come on, we want at least the semblance of not being a complete retard. It's not like I'm saying no to massages or boob hats.

Quick! Use his face to cover yourself!

>>223371
Engage cat-bra.

Act as if nothing is unusual.

>>223395
Oh, all right:
"Look, mister, if you're gonna keep staring like that, I'm going to have to start charging you."

>>223371
Cross your arms in front of your chest and say "It's not like I like you or anything!" in an angry tone.

>>223371
In a surge of embarrassment, rip off your bottoms and use them as a makeshift top.

>>223442

This.

Oh the schadenfreude!

Haha your boobs are blushing.

>>223442
Yes. Do this.

>>223442
YES

>>223371
Gonna say this now

In many primitive societies, bare breasts are just a fact of life. There is nothing bad about it...

I mean, he has an eye patch, and that's what counts...

Just find something to wear when you get back into civilization. Aight?

>>223442

An anon have to get behind this!

>>223411
I have to second this. Fun's over for now, guys!

>>223442
this

>>223380
>>223433
In all seriousness, I approve of these two statements, in order. Turnabout is fair-play.

>>223442
This sounds the most hilarious and so I must support it

>>223371
damn girl! you're huge o_o

>>223442
omg yes

>>223411
Let's not cause any more embaresment by removing more clothing, DEPLOY THE CAT BRA!

Move the eyepatch down slightly to cover both eyes. Doesn't matter if your nude if he's blindfolded.

>>223371
Cat-bra AUTHORIZED! GOOOOOOOO!!

>>223442
If it come down to this vs cat-bra, I have to go with the former.

Claws, people.

>>223442

I support this post.

The almighty artist doesn't have to use it as an excuse to draw your cunny but it's definitely a good excuse to get you some decent clothing to subsequently lose again

>>223577
>cunny
wat

Θ][Σ 2010/08/30(Mon)12:09 No. 223597 ID: dad664
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>>223592
17th Century slang for Cunt.

>By the 17th century a softer form of the word, "cunny", came into use. A well known use of this derivation can be found in the 25 October 1668 entry of the diary of Samuel Pepys. He was discovered having an affair with Deborah Willet: he wrote that his wife "coming up suddenly, did find me imbracing the girl con my hand sub su coats; and endeed I was with my main in her cunny. I was at a wonderful loss upon it and the girl also...."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt

>>223597
Also frequently used by bad porn writers.

Anyway, let's get back to the topic.

Step One: Get leaves from surrounding nature.
Step Two: Lick leaves or use some kind of sticky substance.
Step Three: Press wet and/or sticky leaves to areolae.

Ta-da! Temporary Leaf Pasties. :D

>>223616

> sticky substance

OH YOU

>>223616
>do this
>leaves are poison ivy
>fffffffuck you voices

You know, a medicated plant based eyepath sounds like a better idea. So we can get your bra back and... oh you know what fuck it. Put on some leaf pasties and slap him with your tits.

>>223602

I dunno, I think it's cute without being childish. Would you prefer quim, quente, cunnus, yoni? There are so many names.

Anyway, Nako, you could try put your ears forward over your chest. Failing that, maybe you should just leave 'em out. Your body isn't something you should be embarrassed about! You could use this opportunity to inure yourself against such useless hang-ups.

>>223889
>Would you prefer quim, quente, cunnus, yoni?
Why not just use a normal word for it? Nobody cares how many synonyms you know for pussy.

>>223952
I think it is most educational.

>>223952
No.
From now on, we must use...

TITTERY-WHOPPET.

HOW ABOUT WE JUST CALL IT A VAGINA



...I feel dirty now.

*Suggestion that involves sex or nudity.*

>>223952

I was going to say pussy, but then I remembered that he can already see the cat.

>>224088

But... but.. but...
That is not the same thing!

The tunnel is not the same as the opening!

At this point about half the thread has been devoted to discussion of vaginas.

Really, guys?

>>224164
Freis: Just as planned.

>>224180
The fact that you're probably right is greatly disturbing to me.

>>224163
Vagina is generally used as a generic, referring to the external features as well as the tract. I don't think that's technically incorrect, but even if it is according to gynecologists, it is not incorrect for general usage.

>>223371
Arms. Cross them in front of chest, claim surge of maternal instincts, and sit down again.
Then get back to the daydreams, that was hot.

Celeyilo 2010/09/04(Sat)08:27 No. 225795 ID: bdc882
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Would you all just shut up?! I can't think for all you talking a-about.. about vaginas already!

>"Huh, warm. I could just keep my eye closed though, you know"

"E-Eh?"

>>225795
He's saying that you didn't have to throw your boobcloth at him.

Tell him to hush and come closer, you need to get that splinter out of his eye before it causes permanent damage or something. Can't have your new elf boy toy damaged without your consent.

>>225795
Use your boobs to hold his chin so you can get a good look at his eye while keeping your hands free.

>>225795
ffs

Take your top back. We'll make an eyepatch later. In the mean time, let's get moving and never speak of this again.

>>225795

Okay! Okay! Sorry to get you so upset. Tell him that uh... that you thought an eyepatch would look better on him than closing his eye?

Also ask about the splinter yeah, though I thought it disintegrated into small red particles when he defeated the mimic earlier.

Celeyilo 2010/09/04(Sat)08:47 No. 225808 ID: bdc882
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>"Besides, you could probably use it more than me. Hell, I'd hate to see that calibur of tits go without proper support."

"Wh-what?!"

>"Seriously, I hate seeing a girls assets going to waste because they walk around all day with nothing on. Modesty's one thing, but damn, don't go destroying your livelyhood."

"Sh-shut up! It's not like I meant to give it to you! And what's with that attitude?! It's like you lived in a whore house!"

>"I did."

>>225808
You may now proceed to slip into shock.

>>225808

Ho nelly! This guy is totally out of your league!

I think you should listen to him. He's got a good penis about your top. I mean point. Point about your top. I just wanted to get you a sturdier one.

>>225808
Well that's interesting, get that story from him. And your top. If you know any medical stuff you can gather something to treat his eye with. Tell him if he doesn't it could get infected and he'll go blind and then his brains will fall out maybe.

>>225808
... Oh my, he might be rather good after all, must have learnt all sorts of good stuff while growing up.

You know, getting that splinter out of his eye would be a perfect oppurtunity to get close to him. Maybe let your hand linger a bit extra and then hug him tight to take away the thoughts of the horrible pain he must be in.

Celeyilo 2010/09/04(Sat)09:04 No. 225819 ID: bdc882
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The sudden thought that this kid's probably lost his virginity, and wasn't likely even born when you were his age, is a crushing blow to your sanity. 5/100 sanity.

... Yeah, you should forget about him. I think he's gay.

Celeyilo 2010/09/04(Sat)09:07 No. 225821 ID: bdc882
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...Unless..

"Well.. if you grew up at a whore house, don't the only boys they have there made eunuchs?"

>"Come on now, you saw them before, did it LOOK like I was a eunuch?"

>>225821
He did look to have all his bits preserved. Then he must have been trained to do other work. You really shouldn't let this one slip your grasp.

Yes.

Celeyilo 2010/09/04(Sat)09:11 No. 225825 ID: bdc882
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...

*twitch*

>>225821
Just take your top back.

A very lucky eunuch. Just get ye top.

>>225825
The elf's clearly unshakable. He's not going to take advantage of you. Possibly even if you offered.

Retrieve top, seek solace in cat. Cats restore sanity.

(Figuring 0San will cause a blackout or something that will drop us out of our advisory position, possibly forever.)

>>225826
...get your top back while reaching around his face so that he's basically got his head stuck in your cleavage.

Yep, he's gay.

Retrieve your top.

>>225825
I think eunuchdom might only be given to those who sample the merchandise. Holding onto all his junk might mean he never has. Besides growing up around topless whores and all might just made him not really interested. Or he could just be gay, he is an elf after all.

>>225825
He's still a virgin. Other wise he would have had his dick chopped off as punishment.

>>225836
Agreed, hugging cats restore sanity, hug the cat.

wht you lost 90 sanity points for that?

goddamn I hope you never run into any sort of Lovecraft scenario.

We still haven't ruled out that he's not half dwarf so he might be older than an elf of his stature would normally be.

Retrieve your top, gingerly. Suggest that he finds another eyepatch anyway.

Celeyilo 2010/09/04(Sat)11:25 No. 225895 ID: bdc882
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"...One last thing. Any particular reason that, despite my tits being out, you haven't got the slightest hint of a damn erection? Are you bloody gay or something?"

>"Eh? Oh, no, I just got good penis control. You learn fast when y-"

Celeyilo 2010/09/04(Sat)11:25 No. 225897 ID: bdc882
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"Good. Then.."

You grab the back of his head..

Celeyilo 2010/09/04(Sat)11:26 No. 225898 ID: bdc882
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..And yank him onto you

"Would you kindly hurry up and take my damn virginity already?!"

Achievement unlocked! "Made the First Move"

InB4RabbitHammer

... Proceed.

>>225898
Proceed with gusto.

If he hesitates tell him to man the fuck up!

TotallyNotSamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2010/09/04(Sat)11:52 No. 225910 ID: f1912f
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I like this quest

>>225898
He's probably got the skill to do it right, but do you really wanna take that monster on for your first time?!

Not that I'm complaining, we spectators are gonna enjoy the show anyhow!

Haven't we seen this somewhere before?

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2010/09/04(Sat)12:52 No. 225934 ID: 3416ec
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*boo-dip*

0/100 sanity

10/10 horse points

>>225898
Order him to take out all your sexual frustrations on you.

>>225940
>10/10 whores points

>>225964
I dunno---if that daydream is half-accurate, "horse" isn't too far off.

>>225898
Well what are you waiting for then. Get busy.

>>225898
This thread is epic beyond description.

.... proceed.

Woah. Woah.

... You might wake up Hotaru. Strategic retreat from hearing range, then proceed.

>>225898

You got my attention.

>>226226
Good idea. Go somewhere else. Then proceed...

How can we be so certain that her mind hasn't just broken already and that this is a hallucination brought on by her psychotic break from reality?

>>226443
Who cares? There's bound to be some tits any way.

>>226443
If that's true, that means we can have an awesome threesome without affecting canon in any way.

>>226444
I second this

>>226451
I made it canon that Nako totally fucked Celeyilo. It has to happen now.

>>228718

ಠ_ಠ

ಥ_ಥ

>>228718
well darn.

its a trheesome then =3

>>228718
Nako could have been lying. She does have a tendency to overcompensate.

>>228748
the man wants to draw porn, he will draw porn.

now go make him a hot dog, just remember to shake well to get a lot of sauce

>>228746
A threesome with Nako and Hotaru is a definate yes, but I dont think Hotaru would accept the proposal if we gave it to her right now. Perhaps after we adventure around a bit she'll open up to us. (pun intended)

>>228748
It's not like she hasn't lied about it before.

Celeyilo 2010/09/16(Thu)22:09 No. 231405 ID: bdc882
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...Goddamn my stupid, big ears and stupid good hearing..

>You are now controlling Hotaru. You have been kept awake by those two yammering and bickering the past hour and you are feeling irksome.

You should probably go somewhere else to avoid the sounds of lovemaking.

let's go find shit to beat the fuck out of. a colossus should give a big enough challenge, for now.

Listen in closer, are they still yammering and bickering?

Approach them quietly.

>>231405
They're banging right now.
Either get some sleep or go punch a bear.

jjjjjeeeeaalous?~

>>231405

You seem stressed. I'd imagine you would be, after today; perhaps you should just find yourself something to fight. It'd vent some emotion and get yourself a bit more tired for sleeping.

You did take out that bear already, though. Perhaps you can think of some other way to relieve tension.

>>231405
...Been a while?

Yeah... you should probably go bear punching.

You could join them.

Well now... maybe you should take a walk. Who knows, might find something interesting! Or you could find that cat and dangle a string for it.

>>231405
Go and act out against nature. Go find another bear or something to pick a fight with. That will learn this stupid forest to be all foresty and shit.

And they will probably be suitably impressed when you drag back two or more bears to the fire.

>>231405
well you problaby dont want to "bond" with your new friend, altho you should.

you could at least catch a peek of their "conversation" in order to not be that out of date when you guys get to "business" later on.

>>231405
Dig a burrow. Let the earth muffle the world.

Let's go on a bear hunt, and bring down the biggest bear in the forest.

You could murder them. That would take away the noise. Forever.

They are defenseless now.

Go yell at them. If they argue you can just kick their asses. Then go find something else to beat up to get rid of the rest of your rage.

Celeyilo 2010/09/17(Fri)09:02 No. 231466 ID: bdc882
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Oh come on, you really think they'd be fucking now? They're goblin and elf! And more than that, they've been talking for what, an hour or two?

I already did punch up a bear, weren't you paying attention? We'll probably have more meat from the one than we can carry anyway.

I'm not burying myself. And I'm not murdering them either. That brat would be better as a hostage anyway if shit really hit the fan. Nothing against him, but if that madwoman catches us, I want something for a bargaining chip.

>>231466
You don't believe it? Well check it out then and be surprised.

>>231466
Sure they're not. It's not like elves get it on with a variety of things or like goblins will fuck anything humanoid that moves.

If nothing else you could use the bear tails as earplugs, or something. And killing another bear will establish you as the badass alpha female of the group.

You know, just give them some privacy for an hour or two and then you can probably fall asleep once they're done "talking" and feeling somewhat exhausted.

I understand why he was stuck at the brothel,
but what would force you to be stuck there?

actually, yeah. let's get some backstory. why were you there?

>>231466

Well if you're not gonna fight something, not gonna try block out the noise to get back to sleep, then what are you gonna do? You don't strike me as the kind of person to enjoy a night-time walk under the stars, and you don't have any books to read or chores to do. I guess you could go on a little patrol to make sure there's no animals or bandits or whatever around, but you'd probably hear them anyway and that'd only take a few minutes. Maybe you could go practice your moves? Have you had formal fighting training, or are you a street-learning brawler?

Aside that... I dunno. Masturbation?

I wonder what that kid would look like when he's all grown up...

Fashion a pair of bearskin earmuffs.

>>231466
An elf that wants to be a DWARF, and you KNOW how well goblins and dwarves get along for getting it on.
Seriously, just look over your shoulder at them.

So, what's your angle here? Are you just intending to get the heck away from that hodunk-shit town, or do you have more goals in mind?
Oh, also, cut off that bears' jaw assembly and forepaws. If you kill people with those then people will brush it off as an animal attack.

>>231473
Don't be crude.

Wants to be? That elf practically is a dwarf!

...at least from the waist down.

>>231466
You know, who would talk for hours with practically nothing to talk about. What would make enough noise to keep you up, even with your sensitive ears?

Just get a little farther away. Beware, you might run into trouble because you'd be away from your bargaining chip, though you might just be able to handle it I reckon' for drama's sake you won't be able to and those two will have to rescue you.

I wish the universes didn't have an urge to seek unconventional conflict, but it does. Your best bet actually is to have threesome sex with the elf and goblin because that way you're with your bargaining chip and trouble's around I can smell it in my narrative veins.

>>231466
1. Look
2. Be surprised
3. Do violent things and/or move away

Yes, I'm sure the awkward goblin virgin with big tits and the kid who grew up in a whore house without being able to sample the goods couldn't possibly have repressed urges that could be playing out right now.

>>231466
How long have you worked/lived in the brothel? We would have thought you'd have built up a callus to people noise by now. And have a good idea of what sexing sounds like. The lil' guy wants to be as un-elfin as possible, and you that goblin's a complete stranger to you, so she could be a deviant from the norm.

Go get your coat and wrap your head in it if you need to drown out the noise.

>>231466
Well, since you're not getting to sleep anyway, go ahead and masturbate.

So! Tell us about yourself.

Any rabbit Boys you've got your eye on?
Secret guilty pleasures?
Life goals you haven't been able to chase?

Join in.

>>231552
How rude!

Watch and touch yourself indiscreetly instead.

If that goblin chick wants her virginity taken so bad that she's begging the kid, maybe you need to take matters into your own hands.

Just get in there, push the kid out of the way, and take her virginity yourself.

>>231555

Oh, and really put the spurs to her. Wear that pussy out.

Take a glance.
If they're going at it, then get a bucket of cold water for them.
If they aren't, tell them to shut up so you can sleep.
Do the second anyway if the first proves to be the case.

We must preserve Nako's virginity!

For teh lulz

>>231593
There are no words in all of human language to accurately describe how much I utterly and completely despise you.

>>231593
She must be teased beyond her endurance. Keep her on the edge of bursting and deny her everything.
That should bring massive lulz.

>>231593
He already popped her freshness seal. Let them enjoy it.

>>231596
Plus, if Celery ends up satisfied, perhaps he'll be less of a lecherous little twerp.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/09/18(Sat)14:35 No. 231718 ID: ea2a3c
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>>231596

He did? Wait I don't see... >>231405 oh yeah I guess he is.

>>231466
so, you want something to happen, or what?

because thats a virgin gobling, a dwarf wannabe and they lack booze to loosen up.

Celeyilo 2010/09/20(Mon)08:45 No. 232222 ID: bdc882
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Just.. Fucking.. fine, I'll take a look.

">Gyaa! S-stop sucking on them!"

">Why? They're practically perfect, how can I not? So big too~ I've never seen a goblin with finer breasts."

">Th-they're not that great.. aren't you going t-to-"

">I wonder if they make milk~"

">Aaaahn~!!"

Celeyilo 2010/09/20(Mon)08:46 No. 232223 ID: bdc882
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Goddamn brat, if he wanted to shag a goblin why the hell did he run away from the brothel in the first place?

...At least he's still got his pants on. For now.

Ugh..! And that damn goblin.. Nakka or Nako or whatever her name was! How can she just let him have her way with him like that?!

>>232223
Maybe she wants sex you prudish jerk!

Let them fuck! They may well enjoy themselves!

>>232223
You sound jealous. But worries, I have an idea to make them stop these sexual shenanigans if they really distraught you so.

Make sounds like you're some kind of undefeatable monster once they're both totally nude. Then run out woods screaming, "HOLY SHIT! SOMETHING BIG AFTER US! WE GOT TO MAKE LIKE TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" Be sure to sound and look panicked. Once they start flipping their lids, proclaim "Psyche!" Instant mood killer.

Of course, if you're really not that distraught, just let them have their fun and go exploring in the surrounding area.

let's go beat the shit out of a bronze colossus. that should be hard enough to be fun, right?

Clearly she lets him because she's liking it.

I don't think it's about goblins, he just isn't that interested in whores. Naive, horny, virgin and massive tits is a hard combo to ignore. Of course so is toned, tanned, tall and assertive, he'd probably have been all over you too if you showed the slightest interest. Hell he was probably watching you bathe earlier too.

If you aren't going to join in, might as well enjoy the show for now. Let the inexperienced ones stumble over each other.

>>232223
He ran away because he was being forced to stay.
Also, the lil guy's big guy was under threat of removal if he bedded down the wrong person back at the brothel. This is his probably his first opportunity to be tanglebuddies with a girl with no horrible consequences hanging over his head.

On that note, he may or may not be aware that elf/goblin hybrids are possible.

In the end free will has a huge part in enjoying life. Its why you're risking your life by running off as well, right?

>>232223
They're goblins, they fuck everything that moves. And he probably didn't want to fuck the whores because then it wouldn't really have been his choice to do so. And there seemed to be something about the bosslady maybe not really being a lady and using him in nasty ways.

Anyway, either stay and enjoy the show or go do something else for an hour or two. Just don't disturb them. Unless you plan on joining in.

>>232223

She's bigger and probably stronger than him, and being a goblin she probably has more fighting skill, too. If she didn't want it, it wouldn't be happening!

There's been enough stress for everyone today, let there be some funtimes.

>>232223
He left the brothel because it was a shitty place to live. You're here because you agreed with that assessment.

Goblins are generally pretty promiscuous, and she is/was a virgin with plenty of pent-up frustration. She asked the gods to cure her virginity, then seconds later Celeyilo introduced himself. Naked.
As for him, he was banned from even looking at the brothel's girls funny under penalty of horrible and permanent mutilation. Several of the girls, knowing this, teased him for fun. Of course he's going to be willing.

What's it to you if they want to enjoy themselves?

Oh, wait, I know the answer. It's sour grapes. If you're interested in her (or him), then let 'em know instead of nursing it in silence like some timid little schoolgirl.

>>232223

You should go interrupt them.

>>232237
This. Forever This.

You'd better go join in I mean interfere.

>>232223
He ran away from the brothel because he wasn't allowed to touch the girls. Obviously.

If you are going to get all jealous of him having sex why did YOU leave the brothel in the first place?

>>232223
Still noting the bucket of water plan.

Climb a tree to get a better aerial view.

>>221747
I still want to see if this is true, or if Nako only has a really good imagination.