>>231405
well you problaby dont want to "bond" with your new friend, altho you should.

you could at least catch a peek of their "conversation" in order to not be that out of date when you guys get to "business" later on.

>>231405
Dig a burrow. Let the earth muffle the world.

Let's go on a bear hunt, and bring down the biggest bear in the forest.

You could murder them. That would take away the noise. Forever.

They are defenseless now.

Go yell at them. If they argue you can just kick their asses. Then go find something else to beat up to get rid of the rest of your rage.

Celeyilo 2010/09/17(Fri)09:02 No. 231466 ID: bdc882
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Oh come on, you really think they'd be fucking now? They're goblin and elf! And more than that, they've been talking for what, an hour or two?

I already did punch up a bear, weren't you paying attention? We'll probably have more meat from the one than we can carry anyway.

I'm not burying myself. And I'm not murdering them either. That brat would be better as a hostage anyway if shit really hit the fan. Nothing against him, but if that madwoman catches us, I want something for a bargaining chip.

>>231466
You don't believe it? Well check it out then and be surprised.

>>231466
Sure they're not. It's not like elves get it on with a variety of things or like goblins will fuck anything humanoid that moves.

If nothing else you could use the bear tails as earplugs, or something. And killing another bear will establish you as the badass alpha female of the group.

You know, just give them some privacy for an hour or two and then you can probably fall asleep once they're done "talking" and feeling somewhat exhausted.

I understand why he was stuck at the brothel,
but what would force you to be stuck there?

actually, yeah. let's get some backstory. why were you there?

>>231466

Well if you're not gonna fight something, not gonna try block out the noise to get back to sleep, then what are you gonna do? You don't strike me as the kind of person to enjoy a night-time walk under the stars, and you don't have any books to read or chores to do. I guess you could go on a little patrol to make sure there's no animals or bandits or whatever around, but you'd probably hear them anyway and that'd only take a few minutes. Maybe you could go practice your moves? Have you had formal fighting training, or are you a street-learning brawler?

Aside that... I dunno. Masturbation?

I wonder what that kid would look like when he's all grown up...

Fashion a pair of bearskin earmuffs.

>>231466
An elf that wants to be a DWARF, and you KNOW how well goblins and dwarves get along for getting it on.
Seriously, just look over your shoulder at them.

So, what's your angle here? Are you just intending to get the heck away from that hodunk-shit town, or do you have more goals in mind?
Oh, also, cut off that bears' jaw assembly and forepaws. If you kill people with those then people will brush it off as an animal attack.

>>231473
Don't be crude.

Wants to be? That elf practically is a dwarf!

...at least from the waist down.

>>231466
You know, who would talk for hours with practically nothing to talk about. What would make enough noise to keep you up, even with your sensitive ears?

Just get a little farther away. Beware, you might run into trouble because you'd be away from your bargaining chip, though you might just be able to handle it I reckon' for drama's sake you won't be able to and those two will have to rescue you.

I wish the universes didn't have an urge to seek unconventional conflict, but it does. Your best bet actually is to have threesome sex with the elf and goblin because that way you're with your bargaining chip and trouble's around I can smell it in my narrative veins.

>>231466
1. Look
2. Be surprised
3. Do violent things and/or move away

Yes, I'm sure the awkward goblin virgin with big tits and the kid who grew up in a whore house without being able to sample the goods couldn't possibly have repressed urges that could be playing out right now.

>>231466
How long have you worked/lived in the brothel? We would have thought you'd have built up a callus to people noise by now. And have a good idea of what sexing sounds like. The lil' guy wants to be as un-elfin as possible, and you that goblin's a complete stranger to you, so she could be a deviant from the norm.

Go get your coat and wrap your head in it if you need to drown out the noise.

>>231466
Well, since you're not getting to sleep anyway, go ahead and masturbate.

So! Tell us about yourself.

Any rabbit Boys you've got your eye on?
Secret guilty pleasures?
Life goals you haven't been able to chase?

Join in.

>>231552
How rude!

Watch and touch yourself indiscreetly instead.

If that goblin chick wants her virginity taken so bad that she's begging the kid, maybe you need to take matters into your own hands.

Just get in there, push the kid out of the way, and take her virginity yourself.

>>231555

Oh, and really put the spurs to her. Wear that pussy out.

Take a glance.
If they're going at it, then get a bucket of cold water for them.
If they aren't, tell them to shut up so you can sleep.
Do the second anyway if the first proves to be the case.

We must preserve Nako's virginity!

For teh lulz

>>231593
There are no words in all of human language to accurately describe how much I utterly and completely despise you.

>>231593
She must be teased beyond her endurance. Keep her on the edge of bursting and deny her everything.
That should bring massive lulz.

>>231593
He already popped her freshness seal. Let them enjoy it.

>>231596
Plus, if Celery ends up satisfied, perhaps he'll be less of a lecherous little twerp.

Mneme!CRITTerXzI 2010/09/18(Sat)14:35 No. 231718 ID: ea2a3c
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>>231596

He did? Wait I don't see... >>231405 oh yeah I guess he is.

>>231466
so, you want something to happen, or what?

because thats a virgin gobling, a dwarf wannabe and they lack booze to loosen up.

Celeyilo 2010/09/20(Mon)08:45 No. 232222 ID: bdc882
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Just.. Fucking.. fine, I'll take a look.

">Gyaa! S-stop sucking on them!"

">Why? They're practically perfect, how can I not? So big too~ I've never seen a goblin with finer breasts."

">Th-they're not that great.. aren't you going t-to-"

">I wonder if they make milk~"

">Aaaahn~!!"

Celeyilo 2010/09/20(Mon)08:46 No. 232223 ID: bdc882
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Goddamn brat, if he wanted to shag a goblin why the hell did he run away from the brothel in the first place?

...At least he's still got his pants on. For now.

Ugh..! And that damn goblin.. Nakka or Nako or whatever her name was! How can she just let him have her way with him like that?!

>>232223
Maybe she wants sex you prudish jerk!

Let them fuck! They may well enjoy themselves!

>>232223
You sound jealous. But worries, I have an idea to make them stop these sexual shenanigans if they really distraught you so.

Make sounds like you're some kind of undefeatable monster once they're both totally nude. Then run out woods screaming, "HOLY SHIT! SOMETHING BIG AFTER US! WE GOT TO MAKE LIKE TREE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" Be sure to sound and look panicked. Once they start flipping their lids, proclaim "Psyche!" Instant mood killer.

Of course, if you're really not that distraught, just let them have their fun and go exploring in the surrounding area.

let's go beat the shit out of a bronze colossus. that should be hard enough to be fun, right?

Clearly she lets him because she's liking it.

I don't think it's about goblins, he just isn't that interested in whores. Naive, horny, virgin and massive tits is a hard combo to ignore. Of course so is toned, tanned, tall and assertive, he'd probably have been all over you too if you showed the slightest interest. Hell he was probably watching you bathe earlier too.

If you aren't going to join in, might as well enjoy the show for now. Let the inexperienced ones stumble over each other.

>>232223
He ran away because he was being forced to stay.
Also, the lil guy's big guy was under threat of removal if he bedded down the wrong person back at the brothel. This is his probably his first opportunity to be tanglebuddies with a girl with no horrible consequences hanging over his head.

On that note, he may or may not be aware that elf/goblin hybrids are possible.

In the end free will has a huge part in enjoying life. Its why you're risking your life by running off as well, right?

>>232223
They're goblins, they fuck everything that moves. And he probably didn't want to fuck the whores because then it wouldn't really have been his choice to do so. And there seemed to be something about the bosslady maybe not really being a lady and using him in nasty ways.

Anyway, either stay and enjoy the show or go do something else for an hour or two. Just don't disturb them. Unless you plan on joining in.

>>232223

She's bigger and probably stronger than him, and being a goblin she probably has more fighting skill, too. If she didn't want it, it wouldn't be happening!

There's been enough stress for everyone today, let there be some funtimes.

>>232223
He left the brothel because it was a shitty place to live. You're here because you agreed with that assessment.

Goblins are generally pretty promiscuous, and she is/was a virgin with plenty of pent-up frustration. She asked the gods to cure her virginity, then seconds later Celeyilo introduced himself. Naked.
As for him, he was banned from even looking at the brothel's girls funny under penalty of horrible and permanent mutilation. Several of the girls, knowing this, teased him for fun. Of course he's going to be willing.

What's it to you if they want to enjoy themselves?

Oh, wait, I know the answer. It's sour grapes. If you're interested in her (or him), then let 'em know instead of nursing it in silence like some timid little schoolgirl.

>>232223

You should go interrupt them.

>>232237
This. Forever This.

You'd better go join in I mean interfere.

>>232223
He ran away from the brothel because he wasn't allowed to touch the girls. Obviously.

If you are going to get all jealous of him having sex why did YOU leave the brothel in the first place?

>>232223
Still noting the bucket of water plan.

Climb a tree to get a better aerial view.

>>221747
I still want to see if this is true, or if Nako only has a really good imagination.