Oh god.

Stand up.

Get up slowly, trying not to fall into that puddle.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)00:51 No. 207599 ID: d53745
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You find it difficult to stand up, you're not feeling anywhere like your usual self.

Find left foot.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)01:02 No. 207604 ID: d53745
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What? My left foot is right here, numbnuts.

>>207604
Look out for the creeper behind you.

okay. look around. anything nearby?

Hey, what's your name? Is it Bites?

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)01:31 No. 207616 ID: d53745
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>>207605
What the fuck is a creeper?
>>207608
Uhh.. To be honest, I'm not really that certain. I guess you guys can name me?
>>207606
Oh, my.

Well, at least there's SOMETHING living besides myself on this island.

slay a pig while pondering how one got in the tree.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)01:44 No. 207620 ID: d53745
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>>207619
What?! You just want me to PUNCH it to death? I'm not that brutal. Even if I was, it'd take way too long to be practical.

>>207620
Collect wood. Think you could punch the tree down, to collect some lumber? Can you make a shovel or something?

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)01:53 No. 207623 ID: d53745
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>>207621

Well, I guess I really don't have a choice at this point. Have to make tools eventually. Ugh, my hands are gonna hurt after this.

...what the fuck are those pigs doing

well then start digging into the dirt, make a dirt house for now so you don't burn up in the heat, also so monsters can't eat your face.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)02:04 No. 207626 ID: d53745
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>>207624

what
Monsters aren't real. Regardless, you're right, It'd be best if I started preparing for the night. If only I could make a fire!

..fucking retarded pigs

hahaha, yeah, those pigs.

anyway. after you got a good enough shelter start beating the shit out of that tree.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)02:28 No. 207630 ID: d53745
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I'm quite proud of my handywork! I don't think I'll have time tonight to smack the shit out of that tree, but I'm sure I'll have plenty of time tomorrow. I'm gonna have to kill one of those pigs tomorrow, pretty starving.

... those pigs.... seal the entrance before you sleep. i don't trust those pigs.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)02:48 No. 207634 ID: d53745
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What's wrong with pigs? They're just friendly, harmless creatures.

They also taste delicious.

Pigs are evil.
Besides, what are you gonna eat, your legs?

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)03:00 No. 207639 ID: d53745
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>>207635

Good point. I'll have to eat tomorrow though, it's getting dark.

Masturbate furiously until you fall asleep.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)03:08 No. 207643 ID: d53745
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>>207641

I refuse. I may be stuck in the middle of goddamn nowhere but I still have some decency.

Pull one of the pigs into your shelter and kill it.

crack open a bear and play tf2

steal a pig and hug it

Shuffle your feet in the sand. Trace little pictures on your walls.

I'd name you Adolf, but your comb-over is on the wrong side.

Never mind my previous suggestion, instead make a pickaxe and shovel, then attempt to dig down to some LAVA CAVES.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)03:40 No. 207654 ID: d53745
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>>207645

My fort is kind of closed, though.

>>207648

Yeah man I'm kind of torn between hugging the delicious steak that no fuck you, I'm eating the goddamn pigs.

>>207650

Well, I'm pretty tired. Gonna look out to see if there are any pigs nearby, then I'm going to sleep.

>>207652

what
I'm not digging underground anywhere, unless I fall down some sort of pit or something.

in before SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

close hatch and pray the night ends soon.

Oh, a name, right. How about Jules Redwood?

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)04:22 No. 207661 ID: d53745
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>>207655

What the fuck are you talking about? What the hell is an sssSOH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT THING

FUCK! make stairs and get to the roof! it is your only hope!

Rape it

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)04:47 No. 207664 ID: d53745
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IT EXPLODED

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)04:49 No. 207665 ID: d53745
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Krrrrack.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)04:56 No. 207667 ID: d53745
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hrmmmrmghh.... good night....

and we died. in b4 Minequest 2: The other guy.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)05:10 No. 207670 ID: d53745
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Ughh... What the fucking hell WAS that thing last night... Jesus christ this hurts so much..

well that was a dissapointment

It was a creeper you are dumb. You always leave the bottom hole open and close the top hole. Geez

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)05:22 No. 207675 ID: d53745
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>>207673

How the hell was I supposed to know a fucking demonic green cactus thing you guys call a "Creeper" would come and explode in my goddamn face?!

i warned you about monsters, you have no right to complain that you got hurt because you discarded my notion. perhaps now when we say monsters are around you wont just brush us off? anyway. get out of this pit and go punch a pig to death. you got a long day ahead of you.

Alright guys, this has been pretty awesome, gonna take a 40 minute break to go help some friends test TF2 gamemode in garry's mod. Will be back with great updates!

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)06:04 No. 207684 ID: d53745
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>>207676

Sorry.. I guess I got a bit cocky. I'll be paying more attention to what you guys say. I was kinda wanting to wash all this ash off of me, I'm already incredibly dirty.

okay, i guess. taste it before you wash though. salt water would hurt very badly on wounds.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)06:30 No. 207689 ID: d53745
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>>207685
...

Washing will wait.

That fucking pig.
IS. GOING. DOWN.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)06:35 No. 207690 ID: d53745
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HRAAAAAGHHHH

Quick! PUNCH IT TO DEATH

be the pig

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)06:45 No. 207696 ID: d53745
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TEARS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW, PORK FUCKER!

EAT IT ALIVE!

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)06:49 No. 207699 ID: d53745
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I AM STARVING AND YOU ARE FOOD

YOU'RE NOT EATING IT ALIVE
EAT IT, BITES
EAT IT

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)06:55 No. 207701 ID: d53745
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DIE HELLPIG

WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU EATING IT
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
im outta here

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)07:02 No. 207703 ID: d53745
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HAURHG

..I think he's dead, he stopped struggling.

way to go
dissapoitned you didnt eat it alive
now go ahead and eat it dead

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)07:15 No. 207706 ID: d53745
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This is what eating pigs looks like, definitely not crying over what I've become.

Regardless, I am still eating it.

This is god tier
did you ever punch down that tree

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)07:25 No. 207708 ID: d53745
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>>207707

Oh snap, I completely forgot about the tree. I still need tools!

(If anybody is interested, I keep my ingame skin up-to-date with the quest, http://www.minecraft.net/skin/skin.jsp?user=noobjam )

Alright, good. Remember after you punch the tree down, you have the uncanny power to turn it into planks

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)07:39 No. 207711 ID: d53745
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>>207710

I'll keep that in mind, I need a more sophisticated house if I want to keep those "Creepers" as you call them, out of my goddamn house.

Alright.. Let's just hope this doesn't completely mangle my hands!

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)07:53 No. 207716 ID: d53745
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fuck
shit
ow
goddamn
this HURT AGHGH

BE A MAN YOU PUSSY

Stop whining you pussy!
And punch the fuck out of that tree!

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)08:02 No. 207721 ID: d53745
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>>207718

STOP YELLING AT MEEEEEEEEARHHRAHGHRHHG

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)08:07 No. 207722 ID: d53745
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And you know what? You still haven't given me a good name.

GOOD name.

Manly Tree Puncher

Just call yourself...Treepunch

Dirk Manstrong

Now break that tree into one cubic meter chunks so you can turn it into planks and make a workbench

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)08:18 No. 207726 ID: d53745
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Dirk Manstrong it is, seems to be an OVERLY MANLY NAME!

In any case, time to hollow out this tree and get some planks and tools.

..It's starting to get dark. I'd better move fast.

MOVE YER ASS
also change itno skimpier clothing

Put your dirthouse together first. You can always build shit in the dark kinda

Alright guys, sorry about the second break - something came up. I'll be back within an hour, hopefully!

Run to the house!

(By the way, what program do you use?)

look at CP

Also, remember to wash yourself. Smell of blood and... explosion isn't nice.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)09:58 No. 207742 ID: d53745
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>>207736

Plan on it tomorrow.

>>207732

Would if I had any.

>>207730

What house? It exploded, remember? (I use blender)

>>207728

I just got wood, I'm not building shit all out of dirt.

>>207727

You don't tell me what to do, bitch.
Regardless, I don't have any extra clothing.

>>207742
How much wood did you collect? You may want to make a pickaxe from it.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)10:07 No. 207745 ID: d53745
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>>207744

After building this awesome little shack? (way better than my dirt one obviously) I have about eight planks of wood left. Maybe I could use it to expand my shack?

>>207745
No! Use it to make a hatchet! You'll be able to collect more wood much easier, without breaking any more fingers.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)10:19 No. 207747 ID: d53745
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>>207746

Oh. I hadn't even considered that! Fantastic plan. I guess I--.. I don't have enough space to make a hatchet.

Put four logs next to each other and use as a makeshift workbench. Craft dat bitch now.

You need a way to block up your fort.

So you don't get raped by monsters.

>>207747

Oh yeah, forgot about that. You'll probably have to beat up another tree.

Make sticks, for tools and stuff.
Also prepare for the oncoming winter.
[change your map to snow.]

Retrieve arms from chest

>>207783
You already have arms, silly!

Make a workbench first, then a hatchet.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)15:40 No. 207885 ID: d53745
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>>207751

No, I still have a lot of wood left over. Enough to make a... fuck. Fuck. fuck fuck fuckfuck. I only have four wood. and unless I want to make a fucking imcomplete hatchet.. fuck.

>>207750

It's already blocked up, unless the faggots can jump two meters into the air nothing's getting in here.

>>207748

You mean planks.


Alright, uhh... I'm kind of confused as to what to do here. Should I go get more wood or try and fashion a tool out of what I've still got?

Punch another tree down!

replace a step with it and use the step as a fifth wood to make a whole hatchet.

Punch down your stairs, they're useless.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)15:55 No. 207898 ID: d53745
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>>207888

I'm not that canny of doing that whole ordeal again. Most of the blood on my hands is pig blood, but not all of it.

>>207891

..Why the hell can I never think of these things myself? Let me just pull this block out..

>>207893

Not punching them all down, they're useful in the case something manages to fucking SOMEHOW get into my house.

>>207898
What in the hell did you say that for. That's as bad as saying "Well, it sure can't get worse."

Prepare for SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)16:04 No. 207915 ID: d53745
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[Insert Zelda Item Found Music Here]

nice. now get on top your house and look around.

Take a bath you filthy, filthy man.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)16:15 No. 207922 ID: d53745
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>>207916

..Alright, could someone tell me what the fuck THAT thing is, and whether or not it's safe to jump down and slice its head off? I've had enough fucking explosions, Forever.

>>207920

Yeah no, I've learned the hard way it's not the greatest of ideas to go out in the dark on this fuckover of an island.

>>207922
It's a zombie. Decapitation is the best method of extermination, surely you must know that.

it's just a zombie. as long as it doesn't touch you you will be fine. creepers have no arms.

Make a sword, or wait for it to spontaneously combust. If you don't believe me, just wait.

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)17:00 No. 207957 ID: d53745
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Almost.. close enough..

..I can just IMAGINE that zombies head flying off.. oh man, tihs is gonna be COOL

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)17:07 No. 207963 ID: d53745
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FLYYYYYIIIIINGGGGGG AAAAAXE SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)17:11 No. 207966 ID: d53745
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...

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)17:21 No. 207974 ID: d53745
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Ah, much better. I prefer zombies dead.

nice. well now we can go and get some more wood.

>>207974
Loot the corpse!

Sorry, splitting zombies in half will have to wait some more, too busy watching notch play and answer questions.
http://www.livestream.com/minecrafterryday

get wood to make a pickaxe

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)18:59 No. 208062 ID: d53745
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Alright.. What should I do with this zombie corpse? Probably not a good idea to get any blood on me. Who knows how the hell these zombies work?

>>208062
It should just POOF into nothing

dig a small hole and bury it.

eat it's rotting brains

Bites 2010/07/14(Wed)20:00 No. 208142 ID: d53745
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>>208066

You're silly. Dead things don't just poof into nothing, they take ages to decompose!

>>208071

I'm not fucking touching it.

>>208072

Okay, let's just eat this zombified person no.

I guess I'll just go inside and sleep for now. REALLY need to wash up this morning, for real.

yeah sure. see you in the morning.

In the morning, you should look for a cave then wall it off and light it up with torches as your new home.

Wake up.

Wake up, I hear a SSSSSSSSSS

You've overslept. Go outside and wash up.

>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bites 2010/07/18(Sun)04:21 No. 209614 ID: 5e90fa
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Oh. It's morning.

(Bit of a hugigantimungous break there guys. Kinda lost motivation, but it's back and I think I can manage to update some more.)

>>209614
First thing's first. Go take a bath.

You could make a pickaxe and go find caves after that

jack off furiously.

Bites 2010/07/18(Sun)04:36 No. 209620 ID: 5e90fa
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>>209616

Of course, of course. I'm all sticky with pig blood and some of my own.

>>209617

I'd rather not. What would be the point?

>>209618

I refuse.

put your dick in the body of that pig you killed before

Put your body in the dick of that pig you killed.

Bites 2010/07/18(Sun)05:02 No. 209623 ID: 5e90fa
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>>209621

This is stupid. You're stupid.

>>209622

Now you guys are getting just plain ridiculous. Stop trying to humor me, I'm on a fucking island in the middle of no-where and I'm getting really confused and sad and I want to go home. The least you guys could do is HELP me.

Go exploring the surroundings

Find caves, you'll find better resources there.

Chop down another tree, get some more wood to make your house more snazzy. Also I guess you could make a sword to kill shit with, or a shovel to dig with properly.

Let's build a boat!

Bites 2010/07/18(Sun)07:31 No. 209670 ID: 5e90fa
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>>209626

Not much, just mostly some plains.

>>209630

What could a cave have that I would POSSIBLY need?

>>209653

Guess I should, it was a bit cramped last night.

>>209658

There's no land in sight! This won't accomplish anything.


Ah, there's a nice little tree to cut the fuck out of.


(Should I keep this soft shadow rendering? It brings the rendering time up about 4x but it looks pretty nice. Not sure if it fits the style, though.)

(50 picture milestone!)

>>209670
(no, go back to the old shadows)
Caves have iron ore, coal, gold, and diamonds. I'd think you would be mostly interested in the ore and coal though. Maybe you'll find an exposed vein of that just wandering around...

Stone. Caves have stone. With this, you can make a stronger house and a sword. Some armor would be nice, too.

Furthermore, you want coal. These monsters are allergic to light. Make some coal torches.

Suggestion 2010/07/18(Sun)09:35 No. 209701 ID: 5e90fa
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>>209673

And exactly how useless would diamonds be if I were out in the middle of no-where and had nobody to sell them to or any use FOR the currency I would get?

>>209689

Oh. Ugh, I feel more retarded by the minute. Regardless, it gets pretty dark at night and a comforting light would be nice, even if there were no monsters for it to scare away. Then there's also the upside of having stronger tools!

Just gonna take this tree back and make a pickaxe now, I guess!

>>209701
We were right about the creepers. Have a little faith.

Make a boat.

There is a pig standing on the underside of the leaves of that tree. Notice this and become terrified.

these pigs are worse then the monsters.

Attempt to tame a pig. Name him Dhalsim.

>>209701
Diamonds aren't worth money on these kinds of islands.

However, as ridiculous as it sounds, they are AMAZING for making armor and tools or weapons. They're super strong and you become a gleaming knight of creeperkilling. Also, investigate the weird antigravity pig.

(this is a really cool quest and I really like it! I think maybe you might want to take a look at Weaver's custom tileset--it looks really neat and it's also a lot easier to differentiate what kind of material weapons and tools are made of)

>>209623

Wait, you can swim?

What... what are you?

>>209701
Yep, seems like a plan. Might also want to make a door. Oh, and carry around like ten or fifteen sticks. Might come in handy.

>>209701

You better dig on upper ground though, or you'll fall on flooded caves.

Also, you might want to look for something to wear that's confortable and durable. And isn't made from bodies of dead pigs; They don't have good leather.

Sorry about the really, really, really delayed posts lately, but I've been experiencing some incredibly annoying technical limitations due to the fact that blender really isn't optimized for this kind of thing. I've had really humorous plans for the quest and I really hope I can continue it until then, but with how slowly blender works with just the absurdly SMALL world I've come to complete, without some outside help I'm in a metaphorical dead end. I could climb the ladder out and endure the slow work, or I could find some way to optimize the performance, but one of the main gripes I have is building the world by hand. If I could take the VISIBLE faces from minecraft, and import them into blender, I could use a REAL map without the performance drop.

Next post coming up will be response to all the commands that have been given.

Bites 2010/07/20(Tue)18:49 No. 210520 ID: 5e90fa
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>>209704

Eh. Alright. I'll make some more tools.

>>209729

I've already called you retarded, what more do I need to say?

>>209757

This confuses me. Pigs cannot stand underneath leaves as if they were spiders. Stop being ridiculous.

>>209758

They're good for food. That's all I really care about. Noting which, I should go out and eat some of them later.

>>209829

Eh. I'd prefer to eat them but I guess I could try.

>>210084

Hm.... Diamond sword... I LIKE this idea.

>>210221

I can swim.
I'm a person, you fuckheaded dimwit.

>>210240

Hehehe. Beating pigs to death with sticks. Sounds hilariously evil and fun.

>>210355

but

but
i like these clothes

>Hehehe. Beating pigs to death with sticks. Sounds hilariously evil and fun.

More like using them for tools and for torches (mostly torches) for your eventual beginning in mining.

Also, you should make a club from a stick and some wood, so you can defend yourself.

well the shirt has a giant hole in it and after a while they will fall apart from wear and tear so you need backups.

Bites 2010/07/20(Tue)21:12 No. 210558 ID: 5e90fa
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>>210521

I guess. Hooray! Sword! Pickaxe! Let's go mining for fi-- diamonds and coal!

>>210522

I'll put it back together. WITH MY BARE HANDS

>>210558
Ignore the pig. Find a good spot for your mine entrance then start digging!

>Diamonds and coal!
>bitchesandwhores.png

ALRIGHT! Now unequip that shit and start digging downwards in a stair-like manner, until you hit STONE. Mine chunks of that shit, and make a pick out of THAT and get going further down. Collect all the stone you can. If you get full, come back.

Bites 2010/07/20(Tue)21:37 No. 210569 ID: 5e90fa
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>>210559

Way ahead of you.

>>210560

I've got a little stone right here, don't need to dig the dirt.

Hooray! Let's make a stone pickaxe now!

The best loot is in caves though! You can't just dig through the ground straight down, if you don't fall into a cave, you'll fall into lava!

>>210572

I beg to differ. I've found about 20 diamonds digging out my own caves.

>>210572
5x5 pit with stairs is best.

A cave offers way better shelter with the least amount of work.

>>210572
I agree that digging straight down is a bad idea. You should never dig rock that's right below your feet. However, digging out a downwards shaft is fine so long as you leave stairs or something.

Anyway, stone is the most readily available material. I would suggest making the rest of your house out of it instead of wood. Save the wood for making tools and torches.

>>210864
Yeah, a 3x3 or 5x5 mineshaft is excellent, because it speeds right through the z-levels and you can hit minerals pretty easily.

Bumb

Did a skeleton get him?

ne he fapped to deathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

revival again, if somebody is willing to either a. write a program to convert minecraft maps to .obj files or b. buy me paint3d, i'll be MORE than happy to continue this quest. however, blender has become nearly impossible to work with, and i either need a method to import poses and models directly into minecraft or a method to export minecraft directly into blender.

again, sorry for the bump, but this is the truth.