Get up and kick open the bedroom door (Preferably disengaging it and moving it forward slightly before doing so).

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)20:03 No. 202431 ID: 31cbfc
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>>202427
It slams shut.

...Seems like you forgot that it opens to the inside.

Equip Pirate Hat and Eyepatch.
Leave room.

Well shit, that'll set the tone for the rest of the day! DOING IT WRONG.

Let's get a drink.

Wear clothes, stumble to the kitchen and get something to drink.

Examine self.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)20:16 No. 202445 ID: 31cbfc
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You don't have a PIRATE HAT nor an EYEPATCH.

You open your room's door. You see the bathroom ahead, and the kitchen to the left, from where light seeps into the hallway. But you stop thinking about it when you're distracted by...

Oh my fucking Emperor, the SMELL. You almost throw up on the floor as you breathe in the horrid abomination which may have been breathable air at some point. You don't think you'll hold out for long, and refuse to take another breath of it.

[O2:90%]

Make for a door to the outside! Nudity be damned! (if is the case).

>>202445
Go back into your room and open the window, this place needs to get ventilated.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)20:24 No. 202451 ID: 31cbfc
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You grab at the dirty window's knob, and turn it...

you need to get outside and run. run as fast as you can. perhaps you can get away from the stink.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)20:29 No. 202454 ID: 31cbfc
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A nice, cold breeze whips your face as you open the window and let in some air. You take a deep breath...

>>202454
Jump out of the window. After rolling when you hit the ground, go for a jog.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)20:33 No. 202459 ID: 31cbfc
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...and automatically close the FUCK out of that window, as you realize the air's filled with the same foul smell you almost believed to be relieved of!

Dance in the front yard. Party time!

Or... uh, equip NOSEPLUGS?

recharge breath in room then make a break for your front door and just get as far from your house as you can.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)20:47 No. 202468 ID: 31cbfc
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You put on your shoes when something strikes you.
There's no one outside save from a truck or a bus occasionally strolling by, which was still enough to wake you up though. You know (and hate) this street enough to know that it's busy as fuck even this early.

You reconsider running away as the source is probably nowhere near your humble apartment.

>>202468
Get some good cloth and wrap your face in it. Do you have a car? Perhaps you can drive somewhere, like a mall or something where they have good air filtration systems.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)21:11 No. 202479 ID: 31cbfc
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You fashion out a NINJA MASK out of an old shirt. You should be fine for now, but now that the threat's delayed, you start wondering what the fuck happened. And you're pissed, at whoever's responsible for this, well... shit.

What do?

>>202479
Call somewhere and complain. Like, the police station or something. Not 911 obviously. Just call the station to file a complaint.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)21:27 No. 202487 ID: 31cbfc
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Silence.
Barely any signal, and all the alarm numbers are offline.
Something funny's going on.

>>202487
...do you have a car?

Try turning on the TV and checking the news. Or get a radio running for the same reason.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)22:55 No. 202512 ID: 31cbfc
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Your TV's broken, and you couldn't be arsed to replace it because TV is a waste of time even worse than the internet. You didn't use it for more than hooking up a console anyway.

>>202512
Ok, so I guess you have no car, no tv, no radio... and now no phone. Turn on your computer and check the local news that way.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/02(Fri)23:27 No. 202536 ID: 31cbfc
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Nothing unusual apart from no updates or new posts anywhere in local sites or boards, save for a few complaints about foul air a few hours ago.

>>202536
...is that porn up there?

Its a zombie apocalypse. Possibly Black Gas style.

read note, do as it commands.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)00:21 No. 202549 ID: 31cbfc
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No, it's just a poster depicting a character from your favorite RPG game. Nothing overly naughty here.

You do as the NOTE says and start updating your quest.

After a few posts, you feel hungry.

Masturbate to said poster.

get near door, take a deep breath and run to the kitchen and grab some food and run back.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)01:36 No. 202569 ID: 31cbfc
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>>202567
Zariene is your waifu, not an ordinary cute female character! You resist the urge.
>>202568
You run to the fridge, assuming it's the only place that's not filled with the rotten stench - and without thinking, grab some sausages. As you run back to your room to devour them, you realize that the fridge's contents won't last more than a day.

>>202569
EAT
EVERYTHING

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)01:50 No. 202573 ID: 31cbfc
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>>202570
Very funny. But you're not John, eating your way through your life isn't an option.

You munch on the food and stare depressingly at your desktop.

go on IRC and chat.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)02:02 No. 202576 ID: 31cbfc
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>>202574
You go to a channel, however nobody believes your story and your bitching has started a flame war.
You back off and close the client. Now you're just pissed off.

>>202576
explore apartment

Knock on your neighbor's door.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)02:52 No. 202590 ID: 31cbfc
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Looks like all of them left their windows open. At least they died a peaceful death.

It stinks as fuck, but your mask is filtering enough for now.

that's hot. jack off

>>202590
Examine corpses to try and determine how they died.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)03:02 No. 202596 ID: 31cbfc
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All doors are locked.

>>202596
Go fetch a crowbar then. If you don't have one in your apartment then just go to the nearest hardware store and "borrow" one.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)03:19 No. 202598 ID: 31cbfc
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You can't think of getting out of the building just yet, not without proper air filtering.
There might be a crowbar or something alike in the basement. You take the key and open the door. The air seems cleaner underground, and it refreshes the staircase as well. You make sure to close all windows you can too while at it.
Guess the whole building is pretty much bearable inside for now. You descend to look for a CROWBAR.

Your going to need a better mask. See if you can't find some charcoal and cotton balls. You could wear two ninja masks and stuff the space in between with them and it'll be more effective if it was some kind of poison gas or something.

Also, wet cloth works a lot better than dry cloth for filtering, but it'll make it harder to breathe.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)03:27 No. 202601 ID: 31cbfc
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Lots of rats run past your feet as you pace down the cold hallway. Looks like you're not the only one who finds this place most bearable of all.

The door's obviously locked, but you have your KEYS with yourself. You unlock the door.

>>202601
open door. or punch it down like a MAN.

ThatFuckingCat!HLi.T/XeD2 2010/07/03(Sat)03:33 No. 202603 ID: 31cbfc
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It opens from your side yet again.

The basement is full of STUFF, and the CROWBAR is sure there if you take the time to look for it.

...if you had the time. Apparently, the window's broken.

[O2:92%]

Okay, seriously, find a well sealed room in the center of the building. A bathroom is good. Block the vents and the doorway with wet towels. Your city has just been gassed. The less you breathe of that stuff, the more likely you live. And the longer you wait, the more chance it has to dissipate or settle. The more of it you breathe, the more likely you are to join the other sad sacks in the city who used to be alive until they opened the window and took a deep breath.

>>202603
take stuff, clog window.

>>202610
Seconding this.

Also, do you know of any of the other residents that might have worked as a carpenter or an electrician? Any kind of work where they would use a facemask to protect against hazardous materials.

>>202616
Against a chemical agent? That's not going to be any more effective than the shirt mask, which is to say it'd just make the smell less noticeable.

No, what we need here is something that will actually reduce the amount of agent reaching his lungs. What we really need is a decent air detox system, but since we don't have the materials handy to do that we're going to have to fudge it.
Soak the shirt and breathe through that. The water will likely take some of the agent out of the air.

>>202622
If it's good enough to protect against radeon and asbestos in the air it should be atleast a wee bit useful against whatever else is in the air now.

Now if we could identify what kind of gas it is we could probably come up with a better countermeasure. From the description so far it shouldn't be Chlorine, Chloropicrin, Phosgene(then it wouldn't smell bad) or Lewisite(which either shouldn't smell or shouldn't smell bad). Which leaves the possibility of it being pure mustard gas, in which case we have to find povidone-iodine before the burns start to show up.

>>202603
Could you describe the scent a bit more? Would be quite helpful.

>>202641
He might be able to find a dust mask, but I really doubt he'll find anything better than that. A dust mask won't do much of anything to block things smaller than 10 microns, which makes them only partially effective against asbestos.
Even if he somehow found one rated as low as 0.1 microns it wouldn't do anything against Radon or other gasses because it's a mechanical filtration system.

What he needs is a moist filter and a bunch of activated carbon, but I don't think we're going to find much in the way of supplies around here.

Also: nb4 he's the one who dealt it.