oh fuck

OH GOD JC IT'S A BOMB

5:02 Suggestion 2010/06/03(Thu)19:40 No. 187395 ID: 9f875b
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This is Bob.
He is in a rather dire situation.
In about 5 minutes, he will be toast, unless you can guide him out of harm's reach.
What should Bob do?

And remember, time is ticking away.

shit! it's all red wires! start running and don't stop!

PULL THE RED WIRE

4:57 Suggestion 2010/06/03(Thu)19:48 No. 187403 ID: 9f875b
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>>187397
Bob has no training in the field of explosives, so
>>187396
he opts to the next room.

It is a long, rectangular room. At the end there a shut door. On the walls, there appear to be 4 unlit torches.

What do

>>187403
Check inventory. If you have anything at all that can produce flames, light the torches with that.

i would say light all torches to open door. but that seems so obvious.. argh, just do it!

>>187403
Rip the note into four pieces and fold them into fire shapes. Put the pieces of the note into each torch.

Stay beside the bomb. It's the only way to regain yuor honor after wearing that flower mumu.

>>187403
...Open the door. It might not even be locked.

so mannualy disabling the bomb is not a option?

can we have a better look at the lamp in the roof?

Suggestion 2010/06/03(Thu)20:03 No. 187421 ID: 9f875b
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>>187407
Bob's inventory contains:
1x envelope
1x letter
1x cherished flower mumu.

Just open the door and get to the next room.

okay, so nothing to make fire, that would make >>187410
an actually good plan.

Wait what's that on the ceiling?

>>187421
Just check the door first before we go all paper swan with the torches.. for all we know it's just unlocked.

bob: become stressed

bomb: ride box like a mecanical bull

box: become unamused at bomb's childish act

4:50 Suggestion 2010/06/03(Thu)20:14 No. 187437 ID: 9f875b
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>>187420
>>187427
that is the source of light in this room. It's out of Bob's reach, even if he were to jump from the floor.

>>187420
It's really inadvisable.


The door has no way to be opened. There's always a way though, right?

(I like your brain >>187410)

>>187437
read letter before this becomes bombquest

>>187437
>The door has no way to be opened.
Shove bomb up to door, retreat to the bomb room.

>>187437
Read the note! (Ah, old times~)

open envelope, read note hug envelope.

moving the bomb may explode it. lets leave it for after we read the letter.

4:44 Suggestion 2010/06/03(Thu)20:24 No. 187453 ID: 9f875b
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There... is no letter. Just a solitary match and a striking pad on the back.
This match seems dangerously short.

twist various papers together into a long thin tube. start at torches closest to bomb, light the tube, then quickly light all torches.

relax stat is highest, chill the fuck out

>>187454
Sounds good.

>>187453
alright. its a fire puzzle.

adquire fire flower, lit everything.

if that cant be done, strip every piece of paper you have. make a little fireplace with it.

then pick your mumu and rip it into 4 long pieces. we shall use it as a torch fuel on each unlit torches. if there is fuel on them, wet the rags there before igniting the fire on the paper.

Cast Blizzard I on the bomb.

>>187453
Go near a torch. Use match to light torch. Put match out. Light envelope on fire, Use envelope to light another match. Put envelope out. light other envelope on fire. Use other envelope to light another torch. Put other envelope out. light note on fire. Use note to light last torch.

Strike it, then set the envelope on fire and use that to light the torches.

You can use the match to light the envelope too.

>>187461
only one match, your post has two.

>>187467
>Use envelope to light another torch
Fixed

Suggestion 2010/06/03(Thu)21:28 No. 187492 ID: 9f875b
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>>187454
>>187457
this
(my apologies, I did not expect it to take so long)

let's go!. hopefully the door closes behind you.

OP here
gonna have to pause it for a few hours.
STAY TUNED.

4:17 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)03:47 No. 187644 ID: 9f875b
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Bob moves on. The door noticeably does not close behind him.

"Hello? Is someone there?"
A voice.

4:14 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)03:49 No. 187645 ID: 9f875b
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Surveying the room, Bob sees some furniture strewn across the room, localised in a corner.
One section of the room is cut off by a series of jailbars.

"Please, if someone's there, I need help!"

There is someone behind them. What should Bob do?

while moving to grab key's say "i am getting the key's come to the door." if they refuse then it is a trap.

>>187645
Grab the key, then throw it into the cell. Quickly say there's a bomb.

Don't stop moving while doing this. They can unlock the door and catch up to you.

Peek behind the overturned table though. Could be something there.

4:05 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)04:39 No. 187653 ID: 9f875b
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>>187649
Bob finds a ring of three (3) keys. Any one of them could open that jail cell, but that's not his problem.
Upon peering behind the table, he finds a perfect cube with "5kg" indented into one side. It would appear to weigh as much. Its purpose remains a mystery. Also behind the table is a completely unmentionable wall, with no notable features at all.

>"There's a bomb, pthhhpth. Gonna give you the keys and run, so come over to the door.
"Hold on!"

>>187645
Strike up a lengthy discussion about the virtues of the Linux operating system.

3:59. Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)04:44 No. 187658 ID: 9f875b
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>>187653
"I'm blindfolded and my hands are 'cuffed.
I won't be able to do much."
This lady is incapable of doing anything except eating time.

Speaking of which, you only have 4 minutes to save Bob's (personal) world.

>>187653
Drop keyring through bars.

(Should take long enough for our mystery guest to get another couple of words out, and should leave the ring retrievable if they're too pathetic to escape and the other keys are needed up ahead.)

just open the door and grab get them out. a complex weight puzzle could be up ahead. and those are bullshit.

rolled 2 = 2

---

>>187658
Dangit, just unlock the door and get the blindfold off so that they can follow you and fumble with the keys to try to get the cuffs off.

Use uh... this number key.

3:45 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)06:18 No. 187687 ID: 9f875b
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While Bob fumbles with the keys and the door, the prisoner backs her butt to the bars.
Bob has no luck with the door, after a costly 10 seconds.
>"Pthhhpth, none of these keys work."
He uses the second key on the cuffs. It doesn't work either.
Should he try key 1, key 3 or get out of here stalker?
>_

already here, try both, if nothing works then grab the cube and go. if it does work then still grab the cube and go.

>>187687
Go for 3.

Also: Another pause.
I'll continue in 12~ hours

>>187687
>Bob has no luck with the door, after a costly 10 seconds.
Forget it, then---no point freeing their hands if they're still trapped If they're within reach, give the blindfold a yank up or down, whichever way it wants to shift, and run.

>>187687
we should have opened the prison ans released the prisioner while we walk =c

rolled 89 = 89

---

Attempt to use lockpicking skill to pick the locks with your kitty claws.

>>187697

But you've only got 3 minutes and 45 seconds left!

>>187712
Take 20!

could it be the weight? maybe the table?

it seems a odd position for it to be set like that. maybe there is a hole under the weight? or its a secret casket?

>>187687
Apologize and get out of there! If he tries to stop you again, say that if you get out of there, you'll live for him.

Is there anything behind the chair?

Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)18:15 No. 187886 ID: 9f875b
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>>187689
>>187690
>>187711
Bob tries the last two keys. 3 fails, but 1 succeeds, and the cuffs are off.
"Thank you so much, baaaffo!"
>"Try not to talk, pthhhpth."
The cuffs and blindfold are added to Vesta's inventory!

>>187737
Bob flips the table TURN-WAYS, but there appears to have been nothing where it was, besides the weight. From here, Bob can also see that the chair hides nothing either.

>>187689
The cube is in Bob's inventory.

>>187886
Skedaddle!

>>187886
No free lunches.

just go then.

3:36 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)18:57 No. 187913 ID: 9f875b
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>>187887
>>187891
"Ohhhh..."
Bob blows this popsticle stand.

>>187913
(inb4 we have to backtrack anyway, wasting time)

We don't have the key to the cell. What choice did we have here? Nothing left to do, we must continue on.

If we find another key we could come back and throw it to her.

Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)19:09 No. 187922 ID: 9f875b
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Oh god what

>>187922
No time for faffing about with Crystal Maze puzzles!
Move four blocks to other side.
Stand in middle.
Fudge any imbalance with your arms (and 5K block if it's a bigun) until it's level, presumably the door opens, and you can dive though.

Cast Gravity on the empty one.

3:33 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)19:21 No. 187928 ID: 9f875b
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>>187925
A closer inspection reveals that there are 9 blocks on the left scale.
Including the 5kg weight Bob has on him, there are weights of
3 kg
5 kg
8 kg
9 kg
11 kg
12 kg
14 kg
17 kg
21 kg
36 kg

Take them all off to balance the scale with nothing.

Get the envelope and read what's in it.

3:30 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)19:33 No. 187936 ID: 9f875b
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>>187929

You can split them into:

3+12+17+36
and
5+8+9+11+14+21

that... must have bee too much of a easy solution.

the envelope.

Brace self for explosion by hiding behind the table and chair and closing all doors.

3:27 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)19:42 No. 187941 ID: 9f875b
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>>187937
You get bonus points. Bob has found his own method, and it appears to have worked.
The letter in this evelope has to rectangular bars.
=
whatever that means~

Oh wow it worked. Move on!

>>187941
scream to the sheep, ask it if its still locked

Get ye to the next room! Take that envelope and read it.

3:25 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)20:31 No. 187969 ID: 9f875b
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>>187943
>"IS YOUR CELL STILL LOCKED?"

3:21 Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)20:32 No. 187971 ID: 9f875b
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>>187969
Bob hears rattling.
"No, it still won't budge!"

Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)20:33 No. 187974 ID: 9f875b
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>>187971
Bob inhales deep.

Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)20:33 No. 187975 ID: 9f875b
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>>187974
>"PTHHHHHHHHHHHHHPTTTHHHH"

What a waste of 4 seconds.

Next room, envelope, open, read.

>>187977
if none of the keys bulge the prison door, the sheep is doomed.

unless...

is the weight you found breakable? toss it against the wall to see if it breaks or open. even better, throw it to the sheep.

Suggestion 2010/06/04(Fri)21:59 No. 188015 ID: 34470e
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>>187975
Pfpth!

3:14 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)00:05 No. 188075 ID: 9f875b
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In this next room, there is a steep sloped elevation that blocks most of the other half of the room, except a gap at the top.
Before that, there is a chain link hanging from the ceiling. It is high enough that Bob will not currently be able to reach it.

The letter appears to be some kind of combination maybe? Bearings? About as helpful as Bob has come to expect.
He can't read this. It's machine code.

use weight blocks as stepping stones to get higher! hold on to paper.

>>188080
We don't have time to do that!

>>188075
Fuck... uh... Show the letter to the prisoner! Shouldn't take more than 10 seconds to run back there.

>>188075
Wait what's that dark spot on the wall anyway?

Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)01:19 No. 188096 ID: 9f875b
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>>188083
Closer inspection of this dark patch reveals that it is a very high friction material, like rubber. It is of great contrast to the sleek smooth nature of the elevation.

>>188096
Walljump off it, grab the chain, then swing back and grab the top of the incline. Pull yourself over.

Also keep that strange letter. Or at least read the whole thing.

3:09 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)05:48 No. 188142 ID: 9f875b
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>>188100
Bob goes for a run up...

3:08 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)05:49 No. 188143 ID: 9f875b
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he jumps,

still 3:08 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)05:50 No. 188144 ID: 9f875b
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sticks the landing...

3:07 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)05:50 No. 188146 ID: 9f875b
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goes for the chain and makes it...

3:06 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)05:51 No. 188147 ID: 9f875b
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builds momentum for the final swing and...

3:05 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)05:51 No. 188148 ID: 9f875b
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he makes it!

3:03 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)05:52 No. 188149 ID: 9f875b
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On the other side of this elevation appears to be a gentle slide to some stairs, which lead to the next door. Yes, the door is open.

Pull yourself into the next room.

>>188149
Slide! SLIDE!

looks like sheep dude was just a waste of time.

>>188152
Yes, but removing the cuffs increased our Karma slightly.

So at least if we die we have more of a chance of going to heaven.

>>188152
Well we did get handcuffs and a blindfold from her. It's too bad about the cell door being impossible to unlock...

Did we really do everything we could? The lock was too big to fit more than one key in at a time right?

>>188154
Too bad my lockpicking plan didn't work.

Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)06:34 No. 188157 ID: 9f875b
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>>188154
>The cuffs and blindfold are added to Vesta's inventory!

Without much hesitation for Vesta, Bob jumps over the edge. This curve is so steep and slippery, there's definitely no way back from here.

wheeeeeeeee

>>188157
Up the stairs! Uh... don't step on the first and the last steps. Also inspect the door before you go through it.

2:52 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)06:55 No. 188160 ID: 9f875b
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>>188158
Avoiding the first and last steps, Bob finds himself inspecting the door.
It doesn't appear there ever was a door here, or indeed will be in the next 3 minutes.
Not that he has that long...

okay then keep going.

>>188160
...mirror?

Well, that slope's got to be pretty good protection from the blast, right?

2:51 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)07:25 No. 188166 ID: 9f875b
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>>188163
You really wanna risk that?

Bob enters the next room.

2:50 Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)07:25 No. 188167 ID: 9f875b
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Oh god what

~~:~~ Suggestion 2010/06/05(Sat)07:26 No. 188168 ID: 9f875b
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L O S T

YOU BASTARD!

Wait, we got Bad End? I KNEW we should have cast Blizzard I on the bomb!

>>188171
Son, we just crossed the street.
Still 2:50 to go!

I believe what I choose to believe.

Since Bob is now dead or incapacitated, we should switch to Vesta and pick the lock using frozen wool. Using Blizzard I.

>>188175
>Since Bob is now dead or incapacitated

Wait, what? I thought that was just the "quest paused while QM goes off to masturbate" cue. The "sure you want to risk that" was referring to relying on the slope.

I think we gots us a cliffhanger here.

we cant return to get to the prisioner.

Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)17:55 No. 191117 ID: 9f875b
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Are you ready to CONTINUE? Y/N

>>191117
B

>>191117
VERY YES

What's through the doorway, Bob?

YES

??:?? Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)18:14 No. 191130 ID: 9f875b
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>>191118
>>191120
>>191121
You are now Vesta.

Bite off all your wool, fit through bars because you're too skinny. lol no. crew bars with you're powerful goat teeth. if it does work, ram your horns into the walls

>>191130
Search own wool for keys.

Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)18:41 No. 191142 ID: 9f875b
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>>191131
Vesta bites at a bar. Her SHEEP teeth are no match for REALLY HARD METAL BARS.
>>191138
Vesta has no keys in her wool, where she stores all of her inventory.

>>191142
Inventory check.

>>191142
There's a gap at the top of that door:
>>187645
What are the hinges like? Any chance they're open at the top and the door can be lifted off, possibly using HORNS for leverage?

...damn. I wonder if the table would have worked better for that from Bob's side.

Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)19:19 No. 191171 ID: 9f875b
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>>191145
Vesta's inventory contains:
1x cherished scarf
1x blindfold
1x handcuffs
1x envelope
1x toy car

*facepalm* open envelope

why is the sheep better at jumping than the cat?

The cell is featureless, right? Do a quick glance around to make sure we aren't missing anything.

>>191171
Open envelope!

Equip Blindfold on one eye and channel Tom's MANLY PHYSIQUE to rip the bars out.

Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)19:52 No. 191189 ID: 9f875b
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>>191175
He's a cat, but he's also lazy.
>>191182
There's not even a toilet in this featureless void of a prison cell. Which is bad, cause she kinda needs to go.
>>191174
Vesta opens the letter which she was unaware she even had.

Vesta,
I'm sorry it had to be this way. When one finds themself punishing someone, an other may get caught up in the punishment. That other would be you, Vesta.

Yes, some sacrifices have to be made and yes, you are that sacrifice. You're my sacrificial lamb! Hah! That's a good one. You'd appreciate it if you weren't you who is going to die shortly.

This other envelope is for him. Don't read it, or you'll justify my putting you down here. Which is nothing personal, by the way. It's just you moved into his old house and, well I guess it is a little personal. A shame.

And if you're wondering, by the time you read this, you would have met him and I'm guessing you have like 2 minutes left to live now so just count from 120 and it should all work out.

So long, Vesta.

(illegible scribble)

P.S. You see the joke is that you're a sheep and you know lambs are young sheep nevermind

Why, that's not good at all.

>>191189
The other envelope is for him, but the writer knew he left already?

Fuck, just open it. It's not like you have anything else to do, and it can't make the situation any worse.

open other envelope and shake it out, but don't read letter.

Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)20:03 No. 191202 ID: 9f875b
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>>191191
>>191192
READ OR NOT TO READ
WHAT DO

Still going for the whole MANLY PHYSIQUE plan.

read it i guess.

READ THE DAMN NOTE

I think you should just bleat the bars off your bleat stat is through the roof

Open the envelope. If the only thin in there is the letter, read it.

If there's an item in there too, just take the item.

Read it. People's right to privacy is not important in life-or-death situations. We have no way to get it to him anyway.

Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)20:15 No. 191213 ID: 9f875b
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>>191205
>>191207
>>191209
No item in this envelope.
In her sheepish mind Vesta thinks to herself "The author can blow me", words she wouldn't use normally.
Without a care, she reads the letter...

Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)20:15 No. 191214 ID: 9f875b
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...what is this?

Suggestion 2010/06/09(Wed)20:16 No. 191215 ID: 9f875b
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Oh snap

D:

Wouldn't have happened if you listened to Pie Chart, but NO! Read the letter! Don't channel MANLY PHYSIQUE!

Bad end again already. Man.

Switch control to the Bomb! Have it cast Blizzard I on itself.

>>191191
(and if I might address this, The Author would have assumed that Vesta would not have been uncuffed/unblindfolded without Bob's intervention)

>>191220
more like MANLY BLEAT

>>191224
This too was a valid plan, seeing as it involves an almost equal amount of flawed logic.

Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)23:04 No. 203485 ID: 23517c
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ARE YOU EVEN MORE READY TO CONTINUE
ON THIS NIGHT OF NIGHTS?

Shure why not

Why not!

??:?? Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)23:19 No. 203491 ID: 23517c
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>>203487
>>203489
You are still Vesta.

"...is his name Bob?"

>>203491
Yes. WHAT DOES THE NOTE SAY

2:48 Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)23:26 No. 203494 ID: 23517c
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>>203492
You are now Bob.
Bob is unpleased at the next challenge that he faces. Bemoaning it, perhaps.

>>203494
inb4 even the next challenge isn't even revealed and we are are another person in this place that hasn't been revealed yet, whose face won't be revealed at the last second than we go back to Bob than back to Vesta and nothing ever gets revealed in an endless cycle.

>>203497

Don't be silly. Bob, what do your cat eyes see?

2:47 Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)23:38 No. 203500 ID: 23517c
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>>203497
The next challenge is revealed.
To Bob's left, the way he came in.
To Bob's back, a nondescript flat wall with no importance whatsoever.
To Bob's right, a large door with no obvious way of opening. Next to the door, a large wire travels from the top of the door town and makes it way to the other side of the room.
To Bob's front, there is a large wall with a series of squares and wires on them. To the left of that, there's a wire that appears to travel to a powerbox or some shit.

Yeah, it looks like it's that time again. Time for some more weird puzzle shit.

Next to Bob is some sort of pedastal. It has 25 buttons, each connected to a number. Also there's a note there.

Awww yeah. This is it.

>>203500
Read the note, and give us a better picture of the puzzle.

>>203500

Read the note. TIME PARADOX

Just pay attention to the yellow cords Bob. It's just Bioshock ... unless oh god no its Dragon Age HonHeath oh noooooooooooo

Piss on the entire wall to make it yellow, then the puzzle is done

2:43 Suggestion 2010/07/04(Sun)23:49 No. 203509 ID: 23517c
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The note reads:
"Well Bob, if you made it this far maybe you deserve to leave.

This is simple. Just get the power through the wires and to the door, and you'll be home free. Hell, I'd reward you if can make it.

By now though you've probably got scant seconds to live so enjoy dying alone I guess."

Bob gets ready to figure shit out.

(So here's the thing. You need one solid connection from the topleft-most square to the bottomright-most square. There is at least one correct answer, but due to the nature of the puzzle, there may be other connections that work out too. I hope you like pipedream! The colours mean nothing: they just make it easier to see which wires are different from what.

While you work out a solid connnection, I'll just update as fast as I can, taking an arbitrary amount of time off the timer. Type out the numbers once you get the answer right and YOU'LL MOVE ON. Good luck!)

>>203509
also yes I am a jerk :D

>>203509
21000 21211 01202 00123 00000

>>203509
Meh. Too hard for me. I've never had a head for puzzle games anyways.

don't think you could of picked a worse time to do this. almost everyone in America that comes here is asleep while those in Europe are just getting up.

>>203514
well holy shit. lawyer dog just plowed right through that.

>>203514
There is no goddamn emoticon
NO EMOTICONS AT ALL
just jpegs and pngs labelled rage###

BUT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE WINNER
GREAT
GOOD JOB

HERE WAS THE ORIGINAL SOLUTION
31032 30213 02302 02131 11202

NOW WE PLAY THE WAITING GAME

2:12 Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)00:19 No. 203526 ID: 23517c
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Ahem.
Bob makes short work of that piece of crap.
Boy I bet the jerk who invested hours into that merticulous plot feels like a jerk.
The power reaches the door while Bob stands triumphant.

Moonwalk through that door like you own the place

>>203530
if you cannot moonwalk then strut

2:10 Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)00:34 No. 203534 ID: 23517c
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>>203530
>>203531
But first, as the door opens, a large metal wall arises from the floor, blocking the large area off. The control panel dealy lowers into the floor, too, turning the room into little more than a narrow hallways.

>>203534
The room is trying to get in your head, man. You gotta moonstrut out like it ain't no thang.

>>203535
YES!
moonstrut like a boss.

No time just move!

2:05 Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)00:48 No. 203542 ID: 23517c
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>>203539
>>203536
>>203535
>>203531
>>203530
Bob moonstruts like an employer into this room.
Hey, it's actually pretty dark up in this. There is light from above. Moonlight?

On the opposite wall there is a ladder. On either side of the ladder there is a pole for some reason.

pull that switch by the door, it looks like the only thing in here to use as the ladder is too far to jump to.

Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)01:10 No. 203551 ID: 23517c
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>>203543
A secret door opens.

Look in the room but don't go in yet. It may be a trap, or some puzzle you need the pole for.

agree, just stare through the door until your cat eyes get adjusted and can see what it is.

Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)01:35 No. 203559 ID: 23517c
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>>203554
>>203555
Looking down the hallway, there appears to be a well-lit room. The hallway itself is completely unlit however.

How long is the pole? Can you use it to get to the ladder and escape? If not go down the hallway using the pole like if you were a blind person to watch for pits and traps.

1:59 Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)01:54 No. 203564 ID: 23517c
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>>203563
The poles are out of reach, and appear to be stuck into the wall of this room.

The ladder is decidedly a foot or so out of Bob's maximum jump range. He'll need a way to get up.

looks like running down the hall at max speed is out only option, go.

1:50 Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)02:36 No. 203568 ID: 23517c
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>>203565
Bob legs it like a cat out of hell.
He makes it halfway before time stops and the quest is paused.

1:44 Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)20:09 No. 203875 ID: 23517c
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Bob makes it to the end. But that's not a door he's been running towards. It appears to be a mirror.

The door is on the opposite wall.
Which means...

1:43 Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)20:09 No. 203876 ID: 23517c
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We're back here again.

son of a bitch. see if the sheep is still there.

>>203875
Yell at Vesta to give you all her precious treasures.

>>203876
Wait a second... Bust that mirror down. Something's wrong with it.

>>203876
Scream angrily at Vesta that you're on to her little game, then grab the chair and haul ass back to the room with the ladder.

Check to see if the sheep is in there, and ask her if she found anything interesting.

1:39 Suggestion 2010/07/05(Mon)20:44 No. 203897 ID: 23517c
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>>203877
There she is. Right there.
>>203878
There's no time for meaningless materialism!

"Bob! Have you found a key? How much time is left?"
>"Pthhhhhpth. Nope. Probably less than 2 minutes. Maybe more."


Should Bob say nothing else and leave with the chair, give her his regrets that she couldn't be saved, or leave her with false hopes of returning, or OTHER?

"you didn't happen to find a note address to me did you? have been finding notes all over the place"
if she says no then just leave. if yes then take the note and go smash the mirror with the chair.

>>203897
Is it possible to use more than one key at a time? Like, the two keys that didn't fit in the handcuffs? Try putting them both together and using them on the lock?

If that doesn't work I guess there's nothing we can do; apologize for failing to save her.

Be the other girl.

>>203903
But there's only one girl.

>>203897
Fuck it. Bend the bars.

Fuck Vesta THROUGH the bars!

tell her to press the walls. the guy who stuck you here isn't very straight forward

Ask Vesta if she got a note, it might have a clue on how to get her out.

Is the mirror smashable?

>>203897
I ask again, since we're back here:
>What are the hinges like? Any chance they're open at the top and the door can be lifted off, possibly using HORNS for leverage?
>...damn. I wonder if the table would have worked better for that from Bob's side.

Ask Vesta if she has any clues. Also suggest that it might be possible to unscrew one of the bars. You never know.

Then grab chair and leg it back to the ladder.

1:35 Suggestion 2010/07/06(Tue)16:58 No. 204331 ID: 23517c
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(more suggestions than I'm used to~)

>>204095
A closer inspection of the hinges show they are behind thick interlocking metal plates that allow for opening/closing of the door while keep the hinges away from prying anythings.

>"Do you have ANYTHING that can help me help you?"
"Uhm... no."

Piss on scarf. Wet cloth doesn't break. Wrap scarf around two prison bars and twist it until the leverage defeats them and they bend together, creating space to escape through.

(jackie chan never lied to me!)

>>204337
Seems reasonable enough. Ask for the scarf.

smash mirror with chair.

>>204337
Moisture causes the fibers of the cloth to swell, resulting in more friction and thus less tearing. It's not a completely silly thing to do...

Wasn't there a gap at the top of the cell door that she could fit through? You could out your hands through the bars, and cup them together to give her a boost up. Possibly while standing on the chair.

Well at any rate there might not be any way to get her out. In that case, let's go to the ladder and find someone who DOES have a way to get her out. Or maybe the key is at the top of the ladder!

>>204343
It took about twenty seconds to run down that corridor. I doubt climbing the ladder will be fast---let's call it ten seconds. That's thirty there, thirty back here, and thirty away again.

I'm not saying we shouldn't do that, just pointing out that it'd only leave five seconds for actually doing anything at that end. And assuming that the top of the ladder is a safe place to be when the bomb goes off.

1:31 Suggestion 2010/07/06(Tue)18:15 No. 204349 ID: 23517c
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>>204342
>>204035
>>203899
Because we've all seen the show with the walrus and that bald guy, Bob decides its best not to spend time peeing on cherished clothing. Leaving without saying much else, Bob takes the chair to the mirror. IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. Two. Two ways.

>>204349

well, there goes our only stepstool.

>>204351
There's always the table.

1:29 Suggestion 2010/07/06(Tue)18:37 No. 204356 ID: 23517c
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>>204351
You lack faith in the BROWN METAL CHAIR.
The mirror has less luck, however.
The brick wall behind it is fine.

The mirror shatters into convenient pieces so that nothing is rendered on it again.

huh, well we tried.

no wait. check shards for a key.

Run to the ladder and escape that way.
Meanwhile...
[Be Vesta]

Oh, by the way, the solution was to use the match to light the explosives on fire.

Blast, we've got seven years' bad luck to deal with for nothing now.

1:12 Suggestion 2010/07/06(Tue)19:15 No. 204363 ID: 23517c
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>>204360
Rather than bloody up his climbing hands/paws/WHATEVS Bob chooses to manlyly charge through the tunnel towards the ladder.

This takes all of 17 seconds, with the chair in tow.

use chair win the game with BAD END

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>>204365
Bob uses the chair to the extent a chair can be used in this scenario.

>>204380
Use your MASSIVE UPPER CAT BODY STRENGTH to rapidly climb the ladder.

>>204380
Climb up the ladder!

be the sheep?

also brace for fire explosives.