A
Aw yeah

Uh... B?

rolled 2 = 2

---

1=a
2=b

A

A.

B, dammit. Let's take tgchan back to its roots.
I'm sick of dongs.

b

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

B. Too many dicks on here already you faggots.

B

what are you guys, gay

B

<3p 2010/05/14(Fri)13:47 No. 177298 ID: 543aa6
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....I see.... So we are a women....

...A or B...?

B
So many kinds of B

B because of more interesting possibilities

Changed my mind. B.

B

BEES

I'M COVERED IN B'S!

A

A for Fighter
cause I like strong women handling large phallic objects.

rolled 1 = 1

---

1=a
2=b

b

Nicholas Cage

Aye.

Also, fuck year 3p quest!

<3p 2010/05/14(Fri)13:57 No. 177320 ID: 543aa6
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....A, B, C, or D...?


>>177313
too late

D Geomancer

D. Time mage.

c

yer a wizard arry

>>177320
Adorable necromancer~

D) Narrtomancer, power over the narrative.

>>177323

second this

B. Sorceresses are awesome.

B

RAPEmancer

wait I mean uh B I guess

Spammal-centered summoner~!

Kill them with cuteness and :3

>No Necromancer because of Tiffany Quest.

Rapemancer.

We need a magic ability we can spam the enemy with.

Something with Cone of Cold perhaps?

>>177323
This

>>177332
I mean B.

>>177336
Summon Small mammals

WAVE OF CUTE~

Suggestion 2010/05/14(Fri)14:06 No. 177341 ID: 9d07d9
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>>177332

<3p 2010/05/14(Fri)14:09 No. 177343 ID: 543aa6
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THE CHOICES HAVE BEEN MADE. AWAKE.

Awake and find pants.

Arcane pants.

>>177344
>arcane panties

Fix'd

also spell list?

Squeeze your almighty rack... of potions!

>>177343

Conjure yourself up a cup of coffee.

>Xom eyes

>>177348

Check it

Give us a tour of your tower.

<3p 2010/05/14(Fri)14:19 No. 177355 ID: 543aa6
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>You awaken in a field.
...Ugh...
>Where would you like to go?

Get up, look around, then up at the sky.

Can you see anything that looks like civilization?

That is definitely not a tower.

Check immediate area; what can you see around you.

Look up, look down, where are you, you're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.

>>177355
Get up.

Spell list.

Inventory.

Also, your name is Rachel.

First up: Who are we? What do we remember?

>>177360
No we have a rachel already.

>>177362
Sarah, then?

<3p 2010/05/14(Fri)14:30 No. 177368 ID: 543aa6
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>Rachel sucks, I like Sarah but make sure there's not one already.

Uh, there's a pub in the background. I feel like I'm in a DnD game and this is the GM's first game.

Oh that's good, the entire universe probably won't be trying to kill you then. Probably anyway.

To the pub!

>>177368

To the pub! Time to get smashed on ale!

Yeah, that outfit isn't helping either.

Instead of taking the obvious path and going to the inn to find a quest for you to wander off on, why don't you find the local mages guild or sorcerers collective. If you are going to be whoring your talents for money, it might as well be with professionals.

A pub in the middle of a field?

I guess ask for directions to the nearest town worth half a shit.

Enter pub, ask bartender about local events and recent rumors! And get a tankard of ale bigger than your head!

Check pockets for money.

<3p 2010/05/14(Fri)14:37 No. 177379 ID: 543aa6
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>You transport yourself to the pub doors. You can use this spell once a day.
Well I see other women in here, so I should be safe looking for a party. What kind of people should I get?

Check cleavage for hidden money.

A party eh?

Look for a psionic, those guys are cool.

How are these women dressed?

This could be a bordello. They look kinda like pubs.

You need a tank and a healer, minimum. A ranged melee guy would be good too.

>You can use this spell once a day.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>177379

3 bards and a frenzied berserker.

>>177383

Right. Tank, healer, and archer. Look for a large armored person, a guy or girl specializing in herbalism or white magic, and an elf.

Run into the pub and scream "LFG!!!1!"

Find yourself
-A Rogue
-A Warrior
-An Archer

Then, go on wacky adventures everywhere!

Look for a big man made of metal. That is called a construct. They are awesome and you want one on your team.

Look for a short man with the hairiness of an italian and the ugliness of a welshman. That is called a halfling. They suck and you so not want one on your team.

<3p 2010/05/14(Fri)14:49 No. 177395 ID: 543aa6
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>You check your tits. No monies there.
Okay, so I'm basically DPS, and I want a long range fighter, a short range buff fighter, and a healer.

>>177395

Holy crap. Melons ahoy.

It's the angle. You can still see her feet.

You'll also want someone to open your doors for you, especially if they're locked.

Unless of course if you already have some magik to do this yourself?

>>177395
Jesus christ, how do you maintain balance?

At least you will have precisely NO trouble finding willing party members.

>>177390
Replace man with woman and I'm all for it.

What is this, world of warcraft?

Why the hell would a sorceress be hanging around with a bunch of smelly muscly types, except potentially for a good time (which is what it looks like with you dressed like that and squeezing your tits in front of a room full of them). And why would a healer be hanging around in a bar? They can't get drunk during the day, you can't be drunk while doing surgery (or casting healing magics).

I suggest you get a stiff drink and then leave behind the mouth breathers for someone a little more mentally stimulating.

If this thing is final fantasy style, I suggest you find a wizard, a healer, and a martial artist to act as a wall of meat. Three spellcaster can nuke the world.

>>177405
Because this is DnD.

Most D&D I've seen, the wizards are off ruling the world (or fucking about with the people ruling the world).

>Currently, this is more of a DnD type quest, but I know WoW spells better since I haven't played DnD in literally 10 years

I didn't want to point it out, but I have to.

WoW is a game of math. You can't do games of math very well in this setting, it just doesn't work terribly well. WoW is particularly bad choice unless you're just using the mythos, since all the interactions in it lack any flavor except for the math itself.

>>177415
>Well DnD is math for the GM too, spells and rolls and shit. this is just a quest, I'll make rolls for shit.

REGARDLESS get in there and stare at people.

After suggestively rubbing her massive bust together like that I imagine THEY are all staring at her.

>>177395
Gosh.

Those look heavy.

Go inside, and take a look at your options.

Go inside, choose a rogue from the rogues gallery. As well as a healer and a meatshield.

Use SHRINK BREASTS level 3. Lose any chance of acquiring party members whatsoever.

When hiring try to prioritize other females. If you get an all-female party then you can have cute pajama sleepovers between dungeoneering!

>>177749
You can have cute pajama parties with males too!

>>177750
We know that you're gay Lawyer Dog, you don't have to constantly attentionwhore about it.

Approach the bar and ask the barkeep if there are any talented mages, archers, rouges, or fighters that frequent the bar.

If there are, then seek out those whom were mentioned.

If there aren't, then see if there's any place for you to stay the night. You also might want to look into snagging a set of less provocative clothes, as your current ones might arouse unwanted attention for the wrong sort of people.

<3p 2010/05/15(Sat)19:58 No. 178063 ID: 543aa6
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>You've magically found 3 classes of people you were looking for and one of each gender willing to go with you on your stupid- I mean awesome journey that you haven't decided on yet! First class:

Tank: Attack is damage, Defense is... defense. the up and down arrows mean the gender/character is better or worse at one specific area than the other.

......A or B.....?

>Please don't pick because of boobs or dongs. I'd prefer you think about your strategy than just picking OH LOOK NIPPLES. tankyoo.

>>178063
>But of course it's your decision in the end, so if you want BOOBS or PENIS, that's your prerogative.

>>178063

I vote for A. Gotta go with the bearded guy.

Because beard.

>BTW Sorceress Sarah is damage over time/summoning. I decided.

a tank should probably be able to tank..so b.

>The person with less armor has more defense.

<3p 2010/05/15(Sat)20:06 No. 178070 ID: 543aa6
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>While you're deciding on the Tank, how about we look at Rouge- I mean Rogues.

.......A or B.....

>Please don't pick because of boobs or dongs. I'd prefer you think about your strategy than just picking OH LOOK NIPPLES. tankyoo. But of course it's your decision in the end, so if you want BOOBS or PENIS, that's your prerogative.
>BTW Sorceress Sarah is damage over time/summoning. I decided.

>>178063
B. and get B away from A ASAP. They look like they're mad at each other.

>>178070
BLUFF BABY BLUFF A
Also B for the tank.

I really want to go with A, to combo break, but stealth seems more helpful than bluff.

Defense and Bluff.

I'll miss you, grand beard.

>>178070
Hm, I think Stealth would be better than bluff, as in a quest we can manually perform conversation, so bluff isn't as important.

so B

Wait wait wait wait.

I sense a gender disparity here.

Defense, and Bluff!

Voting for the A Rogue because we need at least ONE dude on the team.

>>178070
A.
He's awesome and he's a bluffer.

B and B.
Tank's job should be to soak up the damage, and as it's a quest we could probably do the bluffing ourselves (And as a sorceror we should have decent CHA) so stealthyness probably wins.

A, hook daggers are better than ninjas.

B for tank and A for rogue.

Also, could we choose Tank B, but get the beard from Tank A?

Hmm a Dagger is a better weapon for Ninjas.
I guess A is better than B.
Who cares about stealthyness?

Fuck lying stealth is combat effective.
B motherfuckers

Offense and Stealth.

We can increase his defense through armor or a better shield or something we can purchase or by having Miss Wizardpants conjure some protective field or something.

The tank should be a wall, so B. The rogue should be stealthy since we can talk ourselves out of most situations, so B again. ALL FEMALE-PARTY!

 

The answer to every question.

<3p 2010/05/15(Sat)20:47 No. 178097 ID: 543aa6
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>Finally, we have our healers. Healz/supportz or healz/buffz?

.......A or B.....

>Please don't pick because of boobs or dongs. I'd prefer you think about your strategy than just picking OH LOOK NIPPLES. tankyoo. But of course it's your decision in the end, so if you want BOOBS or PENIS, that's your prerogative.
>BTW Sorceress Sarah is damage over time/summoning. I decided.

>>178097

Buffan

Wait.
What's the difference between Buff and Support?

BAB

It's good to have a solid defense.

Having someone with good bluff is always fun.

Buffs make everyone better at what they do.

>>178097
girl is cute
plus i love me some buffs
Bs ERRYWHAR

B - Defense. They're a tank and need to take hits; we can fill out the other two classes with more damaging characters.

A - Bluff; when you can convince someone that no, you are not breaking into this house and no, you did not steal anything, you don't need to be sneaky.

Also bluff is an integral part of party shenanigans.

A - Support; it'll be useful since the tank in this setup is defensive to churn out a bit more DPS.

Plus look at that rugged handsome motherfucker.

>(Support means healing + supporting damage), Buffs mean healing + cast spells that help the party like +5 damage or +3 to strength)

>>178105
Well, buffs>support than.
B it is.

really <3p did you give them those stats knowing we would rather have the ones the girls have?

>>178063
Is the girl better at only defending herself, or defending others? If she only is better at taking hits go with the guy so we can kill enemies faster, if she can block enemies from getting to the others and keep them on her she's the better choice.

>>178103
Full support for this. BAA.

>>178105
so buff can also debuff? id suggest debuff since it could get us out of a pickle.

>>178101
I have to agree with him. And better yet for buffs, they can make somebody better at something they -arn't- good at in a pinch, more versatile overall.

My final vote is AAB.

I'm thinking BAB.

also tank does def since you are nuke, lipstick-class should do bluff since the whole party cant go stealth, and the caster should be supportive case there is no debuff type.

BAA

B, She seems like a nice girl that would be horrified by everything we do

BAA i think.

>>178109
>Actually, I like BAA or AAB and I just kinda gave them whatever stats I felt like. DO NOT QUESTION THE GM.

>>178110
Actually, he has a pretty good point. BAB if the B fighter can defend others as well as herself, AAB if she can't, as in that case we'd have to focus on taking down enemies quickly before they could hurt our friends, to avoid damage.

I say B, A, A

Defensive tank is the main point of having one. She can stay on point keep monsters from getting to the squishies.

Charismatic rogue is more useful than a sneaking one, we'll do well with him as our "face"

A Healer with a little support damage is good to back up our otherwise less damaging team. And female healers are overdone anyways.

As far as boobs/dicks are concern, we have a balance.

Definitely BAB. One rogue and a lot of girls should be amusing.

B, A, B

only females would "suck" anyway.

only males would be too much sexual dickery tension.

>>178105
i reads wrong, my vote is BAB. the healer should not waste spells attacking on its own.

pardon me, my last medieval MMO was ragnarok online.

ABB. If Sarah is DOT, we need more damage output.

>>178082
Oh yeah, I should vote on the others huh

>>178063
B. Tanks are supposed to be able to really take punishment.

>>178097
B again, bonus damage is totally bossome sauce.

BAA. BAA. I'm a sheep. BAA.

B - Tank that can take damage while DOT is working is better than a Tank who makes DOT useless by creaming the enemy quickly each time.

A - Would make a good "PR" man, which we will probably need considering the amount of damage we are going to inflict on the surrounding countryside.

A - god damn man that healer is hot.

Tank A and Healer B would work well together, but Healer A would be better for Tank B. So BAA!

changed my mind, BAA

Bah. Sausage Fest. Pure Damage. Pure Bluff. Pure study man-meat support.

AAB seems best, now that I've seen all the choices.
Here I was hoping for one last attacker.

MAKE LIKE A SHEEP

BAA

BAB. Buffs are better than damage if you have the tactical acuity to use them properly, and with enough ranks in bluff you really don't need any combat skills. We're better off winning through attrition, so a defensive tank is our best choice.

BAB.

Or you know what? Get both the fighters and forget the rogue :V

BBB
A tank should keep your ass safe, DPS should damage.
A rogue should lurk moar.
Buffs help everyone do their job better.

>>178175

Unlike WoW, rogues are actually useful in D&D, for opening locks and getting boons from friendly NPCs, whether they know about it or not. Tempting though, but I know 3p would just throw us a cleverly locked door out of a death trap, and make us wish we'd chosen a rogue.

>>178194
in ragnarok rogues could strip you naked. preferentially in front of the guild during war.

i have heard every strip joke i could in TS.

I think we'd better cut off the voting at some point. We seem to be very enthusiastic about this.

>>178207

threeP said Midnight.

BAA

>>178194
Never played WoW, played alot of D&D. Never met a trap, obstacle or NPC we couldn't deal with via brute force.

Not to say we always did, but it usually was more fun that way.

<3p 2010/05/16(Sun)00:05 No. 178237 ID: 543aa6
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> POLLS CLOSED. I WILL COUNT THE TALLY AND DRAW OUT THE PARTY AFTER I WATCH MY STORIES.

<3p 2010/05/16(Sun)01:56 No. 178250 ID: 543aa6
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>TADA HERE IS OUR PARTY. Due to some bitching and a very close tie between A and B on healers, we have decided to go with A's looks and B's skills.
>NO MORE BITCHING.
So guys, where are we goin!

Lookit that smug motherfucker.

Rook is going to carry everyone to victory.

<3p 2010/05/16(Sun)02:01 No. 178252 ID: 543aa6
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c: nini

>>178250
>DAT LOOK

>>178250
Cecil?
Huh, I guess you don't care about keeping the boy/girl count even. :V

Alright, now the mission is obvious to me.
Sarah! Jam your tongue down Aliandra's throat!

>>178264
this

>>178250
Huh. I think every single one of them was cuter in the previous pic.

>>178256
>CECIL IS A BOY'S NAME GAAAAAAWWWDDDDDDDD. updates later

>>178307
>OKAY DUE TO SOME TALKING TO MY LOVELY #RQ FRIENDS, WE HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE CECIL'S NAME TO ELIJAH BECAUSE THERE IS ALREADY A CECIL IN A QUEST. SARAH'S NAME WILL STAY THE SAME BECAUSE IT'S A COMMON NAME AND YOU GUYS CHOSE IT.

>>178312

Cool beans.

Ok lets get the adventuring started. Find some tombs to loot and shit.

>>178312
Well bless my little hobbit feet, mister Frodo.

>>178252
Can we get this party started? :D

Yes! Par-Tay!

3p on the dance floor! Check out those moves! Dem hips!

Raise da roof!

>>178759
>Yes yes, apologies. I've been working on character sheets and taking forever on that, so pretend there's a picture attached
Sarah: Anyone have anything interesting to do?
Elijah: I uh.. I have a map
Aliandra: No, that's an In-n-Out placemat...
Rook: I know a pretty cool cave down south o' here. My buds say they hear screamin' sometimes.
Sarah: Yes! That sounds super fun! (Though I could TOTES go for a cheeseburger)

grab some burgers to go and head for the cave.

Maybe there's a troll in the cave! You could cut off a slice and put it in a can, then you could open it, cut off a slice and have a troll-burger whenever you want!

>>178846

First we get some cheeseburgers.

Then ADVENTURE TIME.

>>178846
Lunch together first: It's a little strange to head into a pub and leave without ordering anything.

>>178846
Those cheeseburgers were poisoned!

 

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>178846
I am so sad I have no in - out burger within 500 miles of my house.

>>179158

Join the club.

>>179158
So you can't order an 8x8. Big deal.
Go to Wendies, order a Triple Baconator, and ask them to double it.

<3p 2010/05/18(Tue)18:45 No. 179487 ID: 543aa6
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>You all gorge yourself on cheeseburgers. I hope you're happy. Elijah seems to have passed out or died.
Sarah: OH GOD WHY
Aliandra: I think.. I think I'm going to throw up my stomach...
>Time for a small rest I suppose, then onto the cave? Or something else?

...Walk some of that off.

Dear god.

>>179487

Jog to that cave

>>179489
>waddle some of that off.
ftfy

GET TO THE CAVE ALREADY

okay time to go on deviantArt and get comission from all the inflation lovers
alternativally
HOT PUDDLE (pudding) SEX

>>179487

attempt to resuscitate Elijah.

something tells me that was a non-cannon joke update...

Sarah, cast "Spirit of Jenny Craig" on your party.

I like this quest already. HOP TO IT, DOUBLE TIME. BURN THAT FAT!

>>179496
Every update will be like this, I suspect.

<3p 2010/05/18(Tue)21:22 No. 179576 ID: 543aa6
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>Sarah has regained... her original form back. (I wanted to do nice character sheets for everyone but I can't)
>Name: Sarah
>Class: Sorceress
>Skillz: Elemental spellcastan, familiar summonan, boobs, absolutely no physical attack power other than a dagger, very high magic attack power, slightly higher magic defense, slightly weaker to physical attacks.
Comon' you fucktards, let's get out of this dump ova pub.

>>179576
Fuck yeah!

>>179576
OH YEAH~!

>>179576

Smoking hot sorceress there.

>>179576
Depart the pub in search of ADVENTURE

to the adventure cave!

>>179576
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj8_7OFK0oc
I can't wait to BOMB some Dodongos!

Seriously though, I hope that there's another hamburger joint in the cave.

<3p 2010/05/19(Wed)21:35 No. 179986 ID: 543aa6
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>The cave is rather close and, amaga! you lost your cheeseburger fat! Good job, guys!
Sarah: -pumps her fist into the air-
Alright, this looks AWESOME!
Elijah: Yeah...
Aliandra: It looks kind of.. daunting... but if you say it's a good place to plunder and fight some baddies, I'll trust you, Rook.
Rook: -grins and nods, knowing fully well what lies ahead-

tell rook you saw that. ask what he knows other then it being a cave.

<3p 2010/05/19(Wed)21:50 No. 179992 ID: 543aa6
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>>179987
>Sarah looks over at Rook, but doesn't say anything. She isn't sure whether his excitement is for fun or treachery. Besides, he looks so cute when he smiles...
Sarah: S-so what's in this cave, Rook?
Rook: TREASURE! MONSTERS! AND AN EVIL BOSS, OF COURSE!
Sarah: ... oh, well, that sounds fun...
-Sarah feels slightly more comforted with his answer-

>>179992

Enter cave.
Slay enemies.
Plunder riches and baubles.

inquire about that mad creepy face-shield.

well then, let's go. rook and ali in front, sarah and eli in back.

>>179995
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelor
>It's just a god

>>179992
If that's cute my name isn't Suggestion.

<3p 2010/05/19(Wed)22:04 No. 180002 ID: 543aa6
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>>179999
Sarah: -whispers- LOOK! Just because... He... He has a cute smile and a cute face and.. a cute... Just shut up.

Let's plunge into the cave.

>>180002

:3

To the cave! Go go go gogogogogogo!

>>180002
Yes. Go spelunking with Rook!

<3p 2010/05/19(Wed)22:21 No. 180019 ID: 543aa6
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Rook: HEY, SARAH! You comon' o' not?
>You notice everyone else has entered the cave and is waiting for you
Sarah: Y-YEAH!
>You run to catch up with them, noticing the cave getting colder as you enter.

>>180002
someones tsundere

>>180005
Yes.
Thrust deeply into the cave, panting and sweating as you work deeper and deeper into it.

>>180019
Bah, Aliandra is much cuter than rook.

>>180019
Snuggle up to Rook for warmth.

>>180020
>>Tsomeone's Tsundere

FTFY.

> noticing the cave getting colder as you enter.

Mind your ta-tas, Sarah.

<3p 2010/05/19(Wed)23:31 No. 180057 ID: 543aa6
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>I think we need a name already. Anyway, The group ventures into the cave and-
Aliandra: BATS! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCK HELP HELP FUCK FUCK FUCK
Rook: -immediately pulls out his daggers and jumps to help- Hold on!
Sarah: ......
Elijah: D: ...

>>180057
Facepalm if you aren't already, and summon something to calm down the poor girl. Like a puppy or a kitten.

>>180057
Summon a herd of cats. They'll kill the fuck out of those bats.

<3p 2010/05/19(Wed)23:47 No. 180068 ID: 543aa6
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>You think of summoning your familiar, but before you can even act, Rook has already started massacring the bats, catching them on his hook daggers quicker than you can even look. His Agi must be like 500, I swear.
Aliandra: -Runs off farther into the cave- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Elijah: ... Ali! Wait!
Rook: Ugh! BAT SCUM!
>Elijah runs after Ali. You stand there like a befuddled retard swooning over Rook. You need to cast an anti-charm spell on yo'self, before it's too la-

>>180068
DAMNIT SARAH SNAP OUT OF IT IF YOU SLEEP WITH HIM HE WILL TAKE ALL YOUR GODDAMN MONEY NOW GO SAVE YOUR PRETTY LADYKNIGHT

>>180068
...Ive seen worse first adventures.

Try yelling "LOOK OUT ALI THERE ARE BATS IN FRONT OF YOU DON'T MOVE!"

<3p 2010/05/19(Wed)23:59 No. 180076 ID: 543aa6
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Rook: -huff puff-
>Rook has finished killing all the bats that stuck around; some left the cave on their own. Ali can faintly be heard crying farther into the cave, and you're sure Eli is comforting her.
...

blood-covered rogues are pretty nice WAIT WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING I don't know yet but DO IT

>>180076
Hug rook.

if daring, kiss neck.

TAKE CONTROL OF THE RELATIONSHIP YOU KNOW YOU WANT.

>>180079
HUGS/KISSES CAN WAIT. Our motley crew has kind of dissolved, and we need to get this situation under control--not the relationship. Yet.

Also what kind of a pathetic tank is afraid of bats. We got screwed.

<3p 2010/05/20(Thu)00:08 No. 180084 ID: 543aa6
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>Suddenly, Rook turns around and begins walking slowly towards you.
Rook: Sarah, have I ever told you how pretty you are?
Sarah: . . .

>>180084

Now is not the time for romance. We must rescue our comrades and purge the cave of baddies.

ROGUES ARE LIKE SHARKS

HE'S SCENTED BLOOD

YOU HAVE TO QUICKLY AND FIRMLY JAB HIM ON THE NOSE TO CONVINCE HIM YOU'RE NOT WORTH EATING

doesn't his manliness turn you on?

>>180084

ITS A TRAP, GIRL!

Whatever you do, don't think about his virile, manly chest covered in baby oil as he slowly removes his pants.

It won't help things.

>>180092
Yes, avoid thoughts about his tight ass and his dextrous fingers at all costs.

<3p 2010/05/20(Thu)00:20 No. 180097 ID: 543aa6
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>Rook quickly approaches you and puts his hands on your shoulders, slowly rubbing them and sliding you robe down your arms
Sarah: Roo-Rook we need to find Eli and.. uh.. Ali...
Rook: Shhh, babe, just go wid the flow..

>>180097

Is this a fantasy and she's actually staring blankly into space as her friends wave their hands in front of her face?

SHARK, SARAH

IT'S A SHARK

remember the basics of cqc

This is not an appropriate time. Headbutt him.

Suggestion 2010/05/20(Thu)00:24 No. 180105 ID: f2622e
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Proceed...

>>180097
SLOW DOWN
KNOCK HIM OUT, SUMMON FERRETS IN HIS PANTS, DO SOMETHING

At least make the fucker work for it.

>>180097
Just think: Sex on a cave floor, covered in BAT GUANO.

>>180097
Well, uhm.

Do you want it?

If no, SCREAM RAPE

Otherwise... Just keep a hand on your purse.

<3p 2010/05/20(Thu)00:26 No. 180109 ID: 543aa6
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>Your robe is removed and Rook slowly lowers you to the floor.
Sarah: Rook, I-I don't know about this...
>Rook unties his pants
Rook: You'll be fine, baby...

>>180097
Wrap your arms around him, and whisper in his ear "If you wanna do this now, could we go someplace more private?"

Of course, you should realize that you failed your opposing roll VS seduction, meaning that you need to remember you're a character in a game run by fat sweaty neckbeards.
That rouge is actually a 400lbs virgin who masturbates his chimpdick to pictures of little girls with giant cocks humping little boys.

Wake up, Sarah.

Please wake up.

Yer a sorceress, if you don't want it, summon a bear to rip his dick off or something

NOT THE FLOOR

germs
bugs
bat poo
oh god no

why are you doing this

>>180109
stop fantasizing.

Tell him "I think I need to hear it at least once more".

QUICKLY, CAST "ILLUSION OF COLD SHOWERS, BASEBALL, AND MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY."

<3p 2010/05/20(Thu)00:33 No. 180122 ID: 543aa6
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>Rook crawls over to you, getting closer and closer. You try not to look at his pants. He grabs your legs and pulls at one of your stockings and pushes the other back.
Rook: Don't worry babe, I'll treat you real nice...
Sarah: I...
..........................

Are you just going to let it be a fantasy?

<3p 2010/05/20(Thu)00:36 No. 180127 ID: 543aa6
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>You idiot. You are hit by a chilling wind, slowly waking you up, realizing your party members are staring at you and your stupid face.
Aliandra: Uh ... Sarah? You okay?
Elijah: Sarah! We're leaving with or without you!
Aliandra: Wh-where is that wind coming from?
>Ali and Eli look back further to the cave, Rook pauses and looks at Sarah for a few seconds, then towards where Ali and Eli are gazing. You are still standing around swooning like a moron.

>>180127
Are you just going to let it be a fantasy?

WELL ARE YOU

Claim to have been doing some sorcerous magical meditations.

But first! Adventure!

go, don't want to let rook get too far ahead of you now.

Go after Roo- I mean, the party, you silly girl.

FOR THE LOVE OF PELOR, ENTER THE CAVE ALREADY.

Summon your familiar in preparation for entering the dungeon.

<3p 2010/05/20(Thu)00:47 No. 180140 ID: 543aa6
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>You run to catch up with the rest of the party. It seems like there isn't much in the cave so far. It gets darker and Eli mentions something about a candle or something, but you glance at Rook who is looking right back, grinning, as if he knew what you were thinking about...
Rook: Shhh...

----------Paws------------

>>180140
If you want to tap him, slap him on the ass.

>>180141
Slap it! slap dat ass!

Nonono, it's quite simple. First you cast Emit Light on the weapons of the other two so they can scout ahead, then you're free to keep "accidentally" bumping into him in the dark.

>>180140
Slap that ass for luck and then plunge into the deep dank dark of the cave.

i get it.

by the end of the cave we will find a 5 star motel and a condom dispenser.

well since this turned into datequest, my paranoia kicked in and now i think rook is a crook that wants to steal our shit.

>>180194
Or an incubus.
After all, he seems to have used charms on Sarah.
Be wary.

>>180140
Rook is a Manslutcubus. We should probably dual class him into a berserker.

>>180140
I somehow had a feeling that this would end up happening.

Chick casters always go for the dashing rogues.

>>180057
I hope she isn't like this in reality. That's just givin' us tanks a bad name. T__________T

>>180250
>She just has a bat phobia. I don't know why she didn't mention it during all the cave talk.

Have Eli cast +10 STR on Rooks cawk.

>>180243
Hes hardly dashing. More creepy than anything.
Now that Ali on the other hand~

>>180265
Yeah, I do love that pony-tail. :3

Illuminate the darkness.

>>180282
/W MAGIC MISSILE!

>>180286
i am a part time grue and i approve of this message.

then accidentaly stumble everyone and grope away!

<3p 2010/05/20(Thu)20:08 No. 180476 ID: 543aa6
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>>180282
>Darkness illuminated. Your thoughts are still clouded by the earlier... events. How did Rook know what you were thinking? It seemed odd, but you still trust him. Your thoughts are interrupted.
Aliandra: Oh, good job, Sarah!
Sarah: Yeah, thanks..
Elijah: WOAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>You whip your head to the right with the rest of the party...

>>180476
We should ditch rook, he's creepy.

>>180476
He knew what you were thinking because you were staring at him, blushing, and drooling with a distant smile on your face.

Doesn't take a mind reader to guess.

>>180476
Rook was bluffing, you silly billy.

>STARE IN DISBELIEF

OK, theories! 1- Nothing out of the ordinary is going on and we just have really obvious poor control over our hormones. 2- We have really poor control over our hormones and our rogue is a mindreader. 3- As above, but he's reading this whole thread. 4- He has some sort of freaky magic mojo and is flat out projecting this stuff into our mind.

And independent of all those he kind of has an evil vibe going on. He's got those scrunchy evil planning eyes, he totally stabbed some bats to death, and it was his idea to go to this cave which has caused the other two party members to totally abandon us and he knows too much about it. So odds are like 80/20 he's a secretly some horrible evil monster who's planning to murder the other two and keep as as his love slave chained to the wall. So if it comes up, say no to manacles!

Don't use your new light to stare at Rook's fine, manly ass cheeks.

Rook is a mind reader.

Think about asparagus.

<3p 2010/05/20(Thu)20:58 No. 180514 ID: 543aa6
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>You think that he was probably bluffing you, but telepathically? If that's true, that skill could come in very handy later if necessary. To your left, a hulking ogre thing appears.
Ogre: -GRUNT- MASTER SAY KEEP BAD OUT OF CAVE. YOU BAD. MUST KILL.
>The Ogre stomps forward. Attack? Bluff? Say whaaaaaaaaaat?

>>180511
Yes, long, stiff asparagus shafts...

>>180514
Turn undea- wait, no cleric! Crap!

Um um magic missile?

>>180514
use a spell to blind him and then GANK THAT BITCH with your combined team might.
if its eyes are used to the dark, a blinding spell will be especially effective.