That's some killer pussy
:3c

>>180550
Man, when I saw the image I thought we'd lost a party member. That would have been pretty brutal. But then I read the text and everything was happy.

>>180562
Well, its not like they aren't replaceable.

>>180550
Now, pet the kitty and give both Rook and Ali a peck on the lips as thanks.

>>180550
Awww what cute widdle death on four legs. Pet it some and listen to it purring in contentment, maybe ask Rook to cute out the best bits of ogre for treats.

Have the cat grab his knife and bring it back to Rook

<3p 2010/05/21(Fri)15:50 No. 180933 ID: 543aa6
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>The cat drags the dagger, back to its original domestic cat shape form.
Ali: So what's his name anyway?
Sarah: Tiger.
>Ali gives Sarah the eyebrows
Sarah: What? You think of something more original. Besides, it makes him feel like a manly cat. Who's a manly cat? Yes, you are, Tiger.
>Sarah picks up Tiger and hugs him as he begins cleaning the blood off of himself and Rook wipes the blood off the dagger and puts it back into his pocket.
Eli: So what do you think the ogre meant by his "Master"?

Proceed deeper into the dungeon, tank up front, very visible, rogue a bit farther up ahead than the tank, stealthed, everyone else behind.

>>180933
probably just the dungeon boss.

>>180933
Probably just someone who had bound the ogre to their will. They seem to have treasure they want guarded, so there should be something here worth taking.

Masters are people who have treasure. Too much of it.

hell yeah, redundant party members!

prolly a taskmaster, watch out for slaves and miners.

next time, get them ALIVE. we need info too.

Hey. Hey. We chose the Buff-capable healer so WHERE ARE OUR BUFFS

Clearly, our buffs are being saved for the upcoming boss fight. We've just had 2 random encounters that were over in one round without anyone taking damage. Keep on conserving that MP!

>>181077
2? You mean 1. The bats were in our IMAGINATION.

Of course, the important thing here is- A party of a fighter thief mage and cleric met up at a bar, wandered to a nearby cave, killed a monster, and thus far have not stripped both the monster and the cavern of anything of possible value! I mean, clearly there's an oversized vest, some tattered pants, big ol' boots, a morning star, and a single disembodied shoulder pad! You can totally sucker some generic level 1 fighter into giving you all his money to make himself look like some goofy cartoony RPG protagonist with all that! And even if ogre blood isn't a real spell component, if you filled a vial with some you could totally pawn it off as someone as a natural male enhancement potion or something I'm sure.

>>180933
Probably he was in an S&M relationship, and it was his partner.

That tells us little of the actual entity, so we should just assume it's a little girl until we get more evidence.

>>181175
I second this notion.

>>181175
This is now canon

>>181272
This is now the best quest.

>>181163
( This is good advice, will use later )
>>181077
(I am still learnin how to do fightan quests <:3c )

Right then! Finish looting the ogre's equipment and blood and then further into the cave to kill and loot an uh... 8 year old dominatrix?

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>You receive: 20 gold coins, a 2 handed flail in used but alright condition, an ogre loincloth, a key, 3 ogre toes, and some experience.
Sarah: DIBS ON THE OGRE TOES!
Elijah: I want the flail!
Rook: Let's uh, toss out that loincloth... ugh.
Aliandra: I'll hold the key in my item pouch and Sarah, you take the coins.
>Everyone takes the items they wanted and leaves the ogre loincloth. The loincloth watches as the party walks away. It cries for hours before dying a week later from malnutrition. Everyone levels up to level 2!

>>182020
Explore!
The cave, I mean. Not your sexuality. Cave floors are icky horrible places to do that, and they're all covered in bat poo.

>>182020
Do we get more experience from the ogre loincloth?

>>182020
Well then lets explore this deep, dark and dank orifice in the earth some more then. Keep going, who knows, maybe something will attack and rip off Rooks shirt.

>>182020
What? Loincloth coulda been an excellent strangling weapon for Rook. Person would suffocate willingly.

Do we have a spell book to consult for uses for ogre toes? Also, what's with Aliandra suddenly calling all the shots like she's the one who assembled this party? She keeps running up ahead of everyone too. And I bet that's not even her real hair color!

>>182023
Okay, this amused me.

Put Loincloth on head.

>>182089
Write "DO NOT OPEN" on it.

Continuity says we already abandoned it, so we should at least wait to obsess over it until we're on the way back out. Give the scent of ogre crotch time to air out a bit and all.

<3p 2010/05/24(Mon)00:32 No. 182202 ID: 543aa6
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>Y'all continue down the cave when Rook stops suddenly and kneels to the ground.
Rook: These are foot prints... they don't look human though..
>Aliandra gazes at the cave ceilings totally bored and wishing she were at ye olde mall. Elijah is too busy admiring his new weapon to care what Rook has to say and the only person really paying attention is Sarah.
Sarah: Well, we best be on our best look out then...
>Rook gets back to his feet and leads the party further into the cave, watching for traps, more footprints, and stepping lightly.

>>182202


Oh God. Elijah is going to flail himself to death. And not in the good way.

>>182202

Roll for a Perception check.

Look for traps.

>>182202
Let's follow them. Maybe the little girl has an unusual foot condition.

>>182202
Does Elijah even know how to use a flail without hitting himself.

Man, we totally should have grabbed that guy with the beard instead of this haughty bimbo. And she's flat too! She probably slept with the blacksmith to get a discount on that armor too. I hope the next monster we find rips her empty little head right off!

>>182213
wow, no, just no.


anyway, let's follow those tracks.

>>182202
Follow those tracks.

And prepare some sanity shattering spells, you know stuff that kills in such an awesome way that people who watch it doubt they're sane anymore, because there is no way such an awesome thing could have happened.

>>182202
Ali: Make sure Eli knows how to swing that thing. Nobody's wearing a helmet. If something panics him he's gonna conk someone, possibly himself, given his rear-guard position something could sneak up..

This is a terrible adventuring party. If you can't power through the boss fight, be ready to leave the useless ones and flee.

>>182202
I'm sure there are ways we could ENTERTAIN Ali~
Give her as a squeeze. When she looks at you point to rook.

Make sure Eli actually knows how to properly use his weapon, while following the tracks.
Also, inform Ali that it would be best if she payed more attention to what was going on, seeing as Rook may accidentally over look a trap.

>>185017
Get her attention with an ass-pat.

Is this quest still alive?

>>194941
I hope so.

Let's hijack this quest!

>>194978

Let's not.

wtb bumps!