"Well, if that's a problem, I could help you."

>>170604
"You're not old, and there's an easy fix for that~"

"I didn't know they built D-cup goblins."

>>170606
Second.

"oh my, using a stray cat as an excuse to spy on me."

>>170604
You know what'd be a dorfy thing to do? Hit that. Either meaning is fine.

Scream. Scream a manly scream. In a deep voice.

Get her to sign a contract. Then tell the goblin she must now join your party to pay off the cost of seeing you naked.

I am a genius.

>>170604
You are now in more danger, physically, mentally, and socially, than you'd ever be in if you were dragged back to the brothel by the guard.

The 'old' goblins are the worst of the worst, having decades or more of practice at doing dirty deeds and surviving them. Usually by being too insane to be prepared for.

>>170658
age=/=number of deeds
she very well could not of done much of anything, just taking care of cats.

>>170604
I smell a potential party member.

Goddamn you have the most feminine figure I've ever seen in my life.

Also, Hotaru's peeping on you.

Maybe.

Also, play it cooool.

"Hi."

>>170604
Ohhh, sounds like she has problem that needs a manly elf to solve. Don't act embarrsed or cover yourself. Simply ask her if she needs some help.

And if you cook the heart and the liver they will lose their power. Sheesh, are you going to tell me now that you won't eat the raw heart of your fallen enemies to gain their streangth?

Be like the Serpents of Darkness. Consume only the hearts of the evil. That way you will gain access to the power of the Dark God!

And THEN we kill everyone.

If you have good control, you should be able to make your scrotum dance by jerking the muscles on one side of it, and then the other. Give it a try, and then put on a little show for her. Maybe sing along to it, like "Ta ta, da da, ta da, da ta, da da da, ta ta ta" you know?

>>170904
mother of god... i don't think i can unicode stare hard enough.

>>170904
This is too good.
Do it.

>>170904
...no.

>>170917

Why not?

>>170904
DEMOCRACY!

>>170787
raw liver will give you flukes.

>>170604
Keep your back to her, clench buttocks.
It probably won't help, but it might distract her.

>>170934
bend... then when she comes close enough execute scrotum dance...

Or you could just greet her and explain about your clothes...

Act like a deer struck in headlight, then do the scrutum dance when she least expects it.

Nako 2010/04/27(Tue)16:56 No. 171120 ID: d75539
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"Evening."

"Mmh?"

Nako 2010/04/27(Tue)16:58 No. 171121 ID: d75539
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..Naked. Elf. Boy.

Why is there a naked elf boy over there, and why is he speaking goblin? Why is he just standing there? Why does he know goblin?

ohwowthatthingisbig,isheaboyorashortelfman?

(You are now Nako.)

>>171121
>ohwowthatthingisbig,isheaboyorashortelfman?
He's half dwarf

>>171121
... Continue to stare in awe.

>>171121
You just lamented your virginity, and a well-equipped elf who somehow knows goblin suddenly appears naked before you and offers to relieve you of that burden.
It would probably be unwise to turn him down.

>>171121

Stammer incomprehensively.

Nonchalantly begin bathing as well. Act as though this is completely normal.

Nako 2010/04/27(Tue)17:14 No. 171138 ID: d75539
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>>171122

Don't even dwarf kids have beards?

>>171124

You would, but you're a terrible prude. Odd trait for a goblin, we know.

..Still, your eye does keep wandering back to it.

>>171125

Okay, I know I was complaining, but I didn't think anyone was around.. I-I don't think I'm ready..

>>171127

You came out this far to fetch this stupid cat! (which is now currently kneading your chest. with it's claws out. Ow.) Not go splash about in freezing cold water! (You're not entirely sure how he's standing there without any clothes on, and soaking.. moonlight glinting off his bod- Aaagh! Stop that!)

...I don't know if I could take anyone looking at me naked either.. s-sure, there was that statue I carved, but that's completely different!

>>171138
your right maybe this isn't the best time, but don't you think this is an amazing plot hook. This elf is probably on a adventure he may need your help, I'm sure someone who is good at hunting and skinning cats could be useful to him, but first you must introduce yourself. So go on and say hello.

>>171138
Well engage in conversation, ask him how he knows to speak goblin and stuff. You can step out of the water and/or turn away from him during this. You don't have to, of course.

>>171138
Think about that for a minute. What kind of creature appears out of nowhere to grant your wish, and is immune to cold?
That seems like a pretty powerful being right there, and you should never change your mind when in the presence of a powerful being.
Pet your cat and set it down; it will find its own way back to the house.
After that, walk up to the elf-like-being and reverently ask him what he wants of you.

>>171138
>I-I don't think I'm ready.
It's now or never nako! Do you really want to be known as the crazy cat lady for the rest of your life!?

I could have sworn Tura said that you and her had some good ol' raping time with Mozud.

>>/questdis/317479

At least say hi. Right now you have a displeased face. Don't try to hide your interest with a front of disgust. You'll only regret it later.

>>171150
alternate time-line.

>>171154
Might be pre-raping.

>>171150
Where does this quest fit in the timeline?

>>171150
Actually everything in the 'inside the quest' in non-cannon... or at least undefined canon. At least that's what I heard.

Oh Nako, we know you aren't a prude.

I know you might find the idea of doing an elf repulsive (lord knows most of us hate elves), but this one is both well endowed, and hates the rest of elven kind.

He's almost as badass as Cacame Awemedinade. As you can see. And never unsee.

>>171138
"Um, hi. Where did you learn to speak goblin?"

>>171138
That cat looks like Doctor Meowgon. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003651

Name him Doctor Meowgon!

>>171155
or it could be that she wasn't penetrated Tura probably hogged him all to herself.

There is only one answer, isn't there? Follow him whereever he goes and help him. This way, when you want to jump into his sack, he is there to do so.

>>171138
Feeling bored? Tag along. Bring the cat. You'll make your decision in time.

>>171138
Well when will a chance like this come along ever again? It's not like any of the others ever have to find out. This is a pretty much golden oppurtunity.

Just tell him what you need him to do and then let it happen.

>>171138

>> You would, but you're a terrible prude. Odd trait for a goblin, we know.

Thus explaining why you're still a virgin. Oh well, we can work with that.

Be a dear and try not to think about the power hidden behind the buttocks of this diminutive elf. You know he destroyed a monster box with the force of his pelvis, alone? The only thing between you and him is that nice soft fur loincloth rubbing against your private parts. You're obviously in no danger of anything... happening.