Absurdity DeVoid 2022/05/12(Thu)08:23 No. 1032000 ID: 8b82ee
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The Watermelon asked: "Who is observing me? What am I going to fight if I decide to leave?" The Overlord Manager answers: "The being that lives in the place between the commercials, any place that doesn't have more than one commercial is visited by this creature and eats the kids of the residents. No one is willing to go against it because on one survived an encounter with it and if you leave you are as good as dead. it already is living in your shadows the wary moment you leave this holy place it will strike you."

Alright, so we gotta fight the manager then.

challenger her to thumb wrestling!

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/14(Tue)04:22 No. 1034931 ID: 8b82ee
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Watermelon vampire decided to challenge the Overlord manager to the thumb wrestling contest. The Mutated Pinata thumb wrestling started yelling, a thumb wrestling challenge, are you serious! You will be fighting against her in a more intense context! You will fight against her will with your own will and the one that is the stronger will survive.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/14(Tue)04:23 No. 1034932 ID: 8b82ee
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Then the Overlord Manager responded, thank you for that explanation but you two will not be needed for this combat. I can single-handedly take these two on by myself. I grinded out my level so high that any convection can't even hurt me.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/14(Tue)04:24 No. 1034933 ID: 8b82ee
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As for you two, you clearly have no idea who you just challenged to a battle. You thought by avoiding the creature that lives between commercials, that you avoided a hard fight.! How absurd, I have fired so many people that I became immune to voodoo dolls, I have no fear because I have ascended into a more powerful. Gaze upon me and fear, the goddess of discounts is awakening and your lives are on a one-day special offer sale!

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/14(Tue)04:25 No. 1034934 ID: 8b82ee
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But before I send you to the shadow realm discard bin, would you be willing to fill out the survey. How would you describe your time while being a sentient being in our store?

3/10, didn't even get to have sex.

>>1034952
this

2/10, the management was abhorrent!

>>1034952
Written by security guard
>>1035063
Written by watermelon

Suggestion 2022/06/15(Wed)16:10 No. 1035070 ID: 12ffa9
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The Watermelon Vampire filled up both surveys. For herself she answers 2/10, the management was abhorrent as for the guard she put 3/10, didn't even get to have sex.

Suggestion 2022/06/15(Wed)16:15 No. 1035071 ID: 12ffa9
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The Overlord Manager started talking, well since having sex with other at this store is forbitten the best that I can do is offer you is this juice squeezer and this produce is on a discount what a steal. As for me being an abhorrent, don't worry I will be reborn after the charismas party at this point I will ascend to the the higher plain of existence. I will finally be able to buy my own house and at that point a new manager will be assigned to this place.

Suggestion 2022/06/15(Wed)16:19 No. 1035072 ID: 12ffa9
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The Watermelon Vampire answered, that squeezer is truly pitiful, don't you have something bigger or even an electric version!

Suggestion 2022/06/15(Wed)16:21 No. 1035073 ID: 12ffa9
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The Guard in a panic answered, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SHE HAS IS IN HER DEMIGOD STATUS. SHE IS NOT PLAYING ROUN. DO NOT ANTAGONIZE HER! I SAW HER SENDING SOMBODY TO A DIMENSION OF ENDLESS MONDAYS, WHEN HE RETURNED HE WAS BOLD AND ADICTED TO CIGATETS!

Suggestion 2022/06/15(Wed)16:22 No. 1035074 ID: 12ffa9
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So are you hard to please, well let me ask you when you filled out the survey for your allay were you the one who truly were disappointed for not having sex?

yeh, because this super market is at a STRIP MALL! what kind of Strip mall has one of their supermarkets offer no sex???

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:02 No. 1035211 ID: 602558
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The Vampire Watermelon calmly and with a sense of disappointment answers, yeah, because this super market is at a STRIP MALL! what kind of Strip mall has one of their supermarkets offer no sex???

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:07 No. 1035212 ID: 602558
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And then the Overlord Manager answers, you know what I had enough of your jokers and that stupid cheap haircut.

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:09 No. 1035213 ID: 602558
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Fortunately for me I managed to convert the value of my money to the power of my ego and not I am finally ready for the battle.

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:16 No. 1035214 ID: 602558
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Behold my glorious body, in it I am 10 time more powerful and I even have 4 boobs now. No one has bested me while I am like this and no one will ever. Prepper for an economical crash that is coming down your way.

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:19 No. 1035215 ID: 602558
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Do you know why people like discounts, is because they are devaluing the value of the spending. That makes them have more money to spend it on other things.

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:21 No. 1035216 ID: 602558
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It is a never-ending cycle that keep on going over and over. You are part of it and there is not going out of it. Why even fight it, it is bigger then you, it is bigger them me it is even bigger then the black Friday sale.

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:25 No. 1035217 ID: 602558
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Why aren't you saying anything?

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:27 No. 1035218 ID: 602558
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The Vampire Watermelon calmly said to the guard, give me your phone.

Suggestion 2022/06/17(Fri)03:30 No. 1035219 ID: 602558
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And he answered, there is no one who you can call, the union paladins have been swallowed the war hogs of war. There is nothing that we can do to stop our demise no matter who we call.

What about Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monthy Python's and the Holy Grial's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan?

Call the Better Business Bureau

This looks like a job for the ELITE BEAT AGENTS!

Call the managers mother

If that fails, call the managers manager

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:30 No. 1035403 ID: 92d5b2
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The Watermelon Vampire said, do you have the number of Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monthy Python's and the Holy Grial's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan, managers mother or even managers manager. I am simply throwing ideas that are coming to my head.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:31 No. 1035404 ID: 92d5b2
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The guard responded, no I don't have the number of any of those people, I only have one number and it is of my mother. And what is up wit all those names? Are you feeling alright?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:34 No. 1035405 ID: 92d5b2
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Their opponent was leafing and mockingly said BANANAS!

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:42 No. 1035407 ID: 92d5b2
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The Watermelon Vampire said, to be honest I was at first I thought of calling for a pizza and waiting 30 updates until it arrives. But with the help of a hallucinations of guys in suits dancing in front of me gave me a good idea.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:47 No. 1035408 ID: 92d5b2
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Also the Better Business Bureau mentioned one way how I can defeat her. with those two inspiration I can combine it into a devastating defense that she won't be able to destroy.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:52 No. 1035409 ID: 92d5b2
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Their opponent had enough of BANANAS and now is ready to strike her crush.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:54 No. 1035410 ID: 92d5b2
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But the attack didn't land because the Watermelon Vampire was holding the store review page open with one star rating. She didn't conform it but her middle finger is just above the button and the message was clear.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:57 No. 1035411 ID: 92d5b2
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The Goddess of Discounts said in an afraid voice, no wait there is no need to act hasty. Just put down the phone and we can pretend like nothing happened.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/18(Sat)23:59 No. 1035412 ID: 92d5b2
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The Watermelon Vampire said in a seductive voice, what's the matter I thought you liked the whole notion of devaluing things?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/19(Sun)00:01 No. 1035413 ID: 92d5b2
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The Goddess of Discounts angrily answered, there is a difference between devaluing and defaming them. Also there is no way that you would actually press that button! That is the only thing that is stopping me from eating your ass!

accidentally press the button and then moon her

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/21(Tue)06:22 No. 1035591 ID: bfdf4f
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The Watermelon Vampire accidentally pressed the button and when I say accidentally I am referring to on purpose because her finger slipped.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/21(Tue)06:23 No. 1035592 ID: bfdf4f
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That released a beam of energy powered by negative emotions.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/21(Tue)06:25 No. 1035594 ID: bfdf4f
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And that hit your opponent directly in the head.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/21(Tue)06:31 No. 1035595 ID: bfdf4f
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After that Watermelon Vampire spanked her ass and said come and get some! Sorry for not going with the whole mooning her, but this is a wholesome Christian quest and there will not be any profanity in it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/21(Tue)06:34 No. 1035596 ID: bfdf4f
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But even with that attack the opponent simply laughing and says in a mocking tone, that was it that was your one silver bullet that you had and now you are without it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/21(Tue)06:35 No. 1035597 ID: bfdf4f
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While my 5 star rating is still standing tall. HA HA HA! I am going to enjoy the milkshake that I will make out of your body!

This store appears to sell everything BUT milk, how would she make a milkshake out of your body without the one thing necessary to make a milkshake? Unless that was an innuendo.

Quick! Buy some white-out and erase four of those stars!

Point out this story has gotten really convoluted and so no longer has mass appeal, meaning that her star ranking will lower.

>>1035617
This

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:15 No. 1035715 ID: 91deaa
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The Watermelon Vampire has a lot of questions going through her head. Some of them were, did this shop sell milk, how much does a white-out cost and has this story really gotten convoluted and has no longer its mass appeal....

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:16 No. 1035716 ID: 91deaa
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Wait, wait, wait...Time out time out, stop the narration. This quest had a mass appeal in the first place? And it has lost its appeal which it had in the first place? Is this because I covered up my melons?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:18 No. 1035719 ID: 91deaa
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Hey guard guy, did this joke quest when on for too long? Has it lost what made it funny?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:19 No. 1035720 ID: 91deaa
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I have no idea what is even happening nor how much eyes am I even supposed to have.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:24 No. 1035721 ID: 91deaa
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Ok there is no need to get white-out to delete those stars, simply exploit the shit out of creating new accounts duplication glitch.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:34 No. 1035722 ID: 91deaa
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In in matter of 1 minutes Watermelon Vampire executed the speedrunners skip and created over 70 of alternative accounts and with them she managed to destroy the 5 star rating of her opponent. This battle is over, you got no experience but you win. Sometimes you can win or you can grow and sometimes you can't do booth.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:36 No. 1035730 ID: 91deaa
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With the Goddess of Discounts defeated, the mutant piñata retuned into his domesticated state and will return to his lovely family.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:38 No. 1035731 ID: 91deaa
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While the ghost was arrested for not posseting an license to levitate things.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:40 No. 1035734 ID: 91deaa
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Well we won and that is it, nothing is even stopping us for just leaving and starting our own cult.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/22(Wed)15:41 No. 1035735 ID: 91deaa
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Wait just one moment, you did beat me and humiliated, so I am obliged to offer you one wish. Unfortunately the only limitation of my wish is that it has to be something that can be bought by money.

P O W E R

>>1028091

>While you were transforming into your vampire form you heard whispers from the Lemon Satan. If you truly want to gain the power of the forbidden fruit you will need to establish a pact with the devil. Some may see you as a heretic for doing this, others will hate you uncontrollably but most importantly doing this act you will bring great shame to your honor. In order for the contract to be fulfilled, you need to buy 10 NFTs from Satan and then sell 5 of them to your friends, if you don't have friends complete strangers can work as well.

>>1035735
>Unfortunately the only limitation of my wish is that it has to be something that can be bought by money.

Ask her to buy you those useless cursed 10 NFTs from Lemon Satan, and then we'll be on our way.

Afterwards at some point, we'll sell 5 to our friends or strangers.

...

Actually, nah. We love Lemon Satan, but we've got principles. Maybe another time.

So either

1. a submarine so that when we leave the store, we can pilot the submarine to get out of the moon base once we leave the store (we are in an underwater base on the moon for some reason, remember?)

or

2. A cantaloupe. You could use a boyfren

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/24(Fri)17:08 No. 1035873 ID: 527ed9
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What I want is power and when I say power I am referring to money. Give me your lunch money nerd!

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/24(Fri)17:10 No. 1035874 ID: 527ed9
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Yeah sure no problem, how much do you need. I have lot of it. Do you need anything else, like a haircut, plastic surgery or a plastic haircut surgery?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/24(Fri)17:15 No. 1035876 ID: 527ed9
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Well I don't know just how much those stupid NFTs are but you will have to buy them all from Lemon Satan. Also a transportation to leave this place could be a good thing. Oh and one last thing I will need one cantaloupe.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/24(Fri)17:18 No. 1035877 ID: 527ed9
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Yeah I can give you all of those things, you can have my rocket submarine. But there is just one thing that I will need from you before I grant you all those wishes. Can you turn all the negative reviews into positive ones?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/24(Fri)17:20 No. 1035878 ID: 527ed9
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I man I could but that seems like a lot of work to do with my one finger...

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/24(Fri)17:24 No. 1035879 ID: 527ed9
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Inner monologue. Interesting she is willing to give me more thing in order for my reviews to change. maybe I could use that to milk more things from her.

Now that I think about it, does our security guard friend want anything? I don't think we need anything else personally, but our security guard friend might want something.

First, bring the negative one star reviews to... TWO star reviews (she didn't explain HOW positive she wanted it, lol, loophole) then give the security guard the phone, and tell the manager you'll leave it up to him to raise those two stars reviews to more stars, so she better make him happy and give him whatever he wants.

it's his birthday after all!

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:11 No. 1036030 ID: 527ed9
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Alright just to show that I will keep my end of the agreement I will restore the reputation of this store to two stars. Also I completely forgot, guard do you want anything, especially during this specials day. After all we can negotiate. I will give you the phone, so you will be the one making demands.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:13 No. 1036031 ID: 527ed9
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Thank you, as for what demand I would like to get a raise for this job.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:18 No. 1036033 ID: 527ed9
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Wait, you will be working here especially after everything that we did in this store?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:19 No. 1036034 ID: 527ed9
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Yeah I will only going to help you during our world domination only on weekends.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:21 No. 1036035 ID: 527ed9
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So if the raise is what you want the raise is what you will get. Just out store accountant give you the proper paper work for it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:22 No. 1036036 ID: 527ed9
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So Bob can you give our guard what he is asking for?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:26 No. 1036037 ID: 527ed9
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Bob quickly filled out the request and offered it to the Guard. Bos did start to talk but all the sounds that Bob make are similar to the sounds of farting.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:27 No. 1036038 ID: 527ed9
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Yep that is it everything seems to be in order, I just need to sine this document.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:28 No. 1036039 ID: 527ed9
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Well from my side I got what I wanted, so should we be leaving?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:29 No. 1036040 ID: 527ed9
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Of course and here are our parting gift, the last things what you aske from me. As for you guard I expect you here first thing in the morning next day.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:31 No. 1036042 ID: 527ed9
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And with that negotiation finished out two terrorist jumped into the submarine rocket and left this location.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:32 No. 1036043 ID: 527ed9
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Well with everything considered I could cell our first mission a success!

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:34 No. 1036044 ID: 527ed9
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Yeah it was, but you still didn't restore the five star rating to the store. Are we going to do that or are we going to betray her?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/26(Sun)17:37 No. 1036046 ID: 527ed9
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I was thinking about that and she also didn't fulfilled her end of the agreement when it comes to the NFT's. So not doing what we promised is an allowed option to take. But I don't know if I am going to even see her again in the rest of my life, so maybe not doing what we promised doesn't even matter.

Well, the only thing left to do is bite the cantaloupe to turn it into a vampire like us so we can have a boyfriend, and then we can do a victory pose for a job well done!

Restore the rating, but leave one last taunting review that will forever prevent her from attaining the perfect rating.
She will be able to come so very close to perfection, but never achieve it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:10 No. 1036345 ID: 527ed9
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Now that I am thinking about our defeated enemy, I believe it would be for the best if we keep our words. She will probably buy those stupid NFTs. So restore the 5 star ratings but only leave the first bad review that I made.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:12 No. 1036346 ID: 527ed9
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Hmm ok I see that is the review that says "Didn't even get to have sex." The star have been restored the Overlord Manager will remember this.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:13 No. 1036347 ID: 527ed9
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Hey now, it isn't like you didn't have the same thoughts on your mind. Anyways this was our first victory but it wasn't the fight against our real enemy the IRS.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:14 No. 1036348 ID: 527ed9
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The point where we won't be target by them is the moment when we win in our battle.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:16 No. 1036349 ID: 527ed9
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Oh boy does that opponent even have any weaknesses?

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:17 No. 1036351 ID: 527ed9
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Oh but of course there is a weakness and that is what we should be focusing on and the name of that weakness is TAX EXEMPTIONS. And religious establishment are exempt for it. That is what we are going to go after.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:19 No. 1036352 ID: 527ed9
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We are small and you can only help me during your offlays, but we will grow. The fruits of our labor will be juicy.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:20 No. 1036353 ID: 527ed9
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Then the Watermelon Vampire put the fruit into her mouth and then...

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:21 No. 1036354 ID: 527ed9
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Took a bite out of it.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:22 No. 1036355 ID: 527ed9
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Ouch, I lost my tooth. I shouldn't listen to the voices in my head.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/28(Tue)06:25 No. 1036356 ID: 527ed9
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Well that was the end of this first chapter and this cantaloupe will be the protagonist of the second part of the story. And no this character will not be a vampire, obviously it will be a werewolf. Thank you for reading this story, I don-t know when I will continue.

>> cantelope
Turn into femboy

This has been one of the weirdest, most nonsensical parodies of Veggietales I've ever seen in my life.

>>1036357
Needs to be a genderfluid mushroom-cantaloupe hybrid
that squirts mold

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/29(Wed)15:20 No. 1036520 ID: 527ed9
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Alright werewolf, femboy, genderfluid mushroom-cantaloupe hybrid that squirts mold. Just writing down all that will be added to the next protagonist.

Absurdity DeVoid 2022/06/29(Wed)15:22 No. 1036521 ID: 527ed9
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It is a pleasure that you enjoyed the story and the main goal from my perspective of this quest is to be a nonsensical joke. Especially sine the other quests had a more serious tone. As for the protagonist of the next part will be designed by Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid.