Ron, what were your life prospects before being set on the path of godhood? What were you thinking about going to school for? What were you planning to do with yourself?

Not that it matters now.

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)18:31 No. 87144 ID: e2bcf3
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>>87143

"Yeesh, I never really thought about the fact that this whole God thing is setting me for life. Ahh, I was most likely gonna go into business, become a salesman. I didn't have a solid goal for the future...but I always wanted to travel the world. See the sights. Ya know? I suppose I can still do that as a Panty God, though, so I'm not super bummed out about it."

So ron, any fun stories from highschool?

>>87144
Well, after you eventually realized you're hot you could have gone into modeling, body building, or acting, right?

Pantsu, what were you before you were the Panty God? Like, Name, Occupation, personality, etc.?

Emy, it appears to be implied that your parents are hardcore Christians. Has this always been the case? What's their denomination (Catholic, Protestant, etc.)?

Abel, what did you do for a living before all of this?

>I never really thought about the fact that this whole God thing is setting me for life
Unless it gets you killed slash erased!~

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)18:56 No. 87148 ID: 7c65ee
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>>87146

"Mmm'! That's a secret! I will tell ya I was living amongst all those flappers and the Great Depression stuff! Life was intense back in my day! I found my godhood before stuff got real crazy, thank the lord."

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)19:04 No. 87150 ID: 71f34b
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>>87146

"I lived in a small, rural village. We didn't have a lot of wealth but we were close knit. I mostly helped my father in his metalworking shop. It was hard work...but we made a lot of cool things."

Ron, how bi-curious are you?
On a scale to 1-10, with 10 being super gay and 1 being mega straight.
Also, is liking traps gay if they have a feminine dick?

Seeing as Reina said that one of your future coworkers is a homosexual, I think it would help to know your stance on these things in advance.

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)19:15 No. 87152 ID: a81751
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>>87151

"Ah gosh, uhhh, maybe like a 2? I really don't like the idea of doing that kinda stuff with a guy. I mean, I don't actually have to reciprocate the feelings of the new employees so what's the big deal? I'm pretty straight...if you want gay go talk to Brady."

Charles, what's your favorite movie? Your favorite tv show? Favorite book.

...Facorite Indiana Jones movie?

>>87153
Shit, typo. Sorry.

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)19:22 No. 87155 ID: 53f25f
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>>87146

"They are really religious...I believe in God as well, but they push it a bit far. Anyways, now that I know the glory of the Panty God, I'll need to convert to Pantyism in order to support my new idol, Ron! Ever since I was little they crammed that stuff in my ears...but now's the time to change my point of view."

Anyone: Do you have adorable baby pictures we can see.

Alrauna: is being naked like a cultural thing for halflings or what.

>>87148

Sounds depressing.

>I found my godhood before stuff got real crazy

You mean before the second World War? If you are a god, why didn't you do anything about it? I'm guilt tripping you, Pantsu. Why did you let the war get so bad? Don't you care about normal people anymore?

>>87152
Jacob kinda looks like a girl though. Right? A little maybe in his direction? I mean, if you were going to do it, it would be with him, right?

Jacob, dude, what's your story man? Hobby's outside of video games? Have you ever had a girlfriend? How are you with girls compared to Ron? Why do you got to go to college when you have a lot of options but no ideas on what to do? Maybe there's something else?

Brady, how bi-curious are you?
On a scale to 1-10, with 10 being super gay and 1 being mega straight.

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)20:09 No. 87162 ID: 386885
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>>87160

"Bi-curious? Oh honey, I'm guy-curious~ 100% gay!"

>>87162
Well that answers what your gender is. You always looked androgynous, so I kept saying "They" instead of "he."

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)20:16 No. 87164 ID: 630070
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>>87157

"Humph. Why would I help a bunch of homophobes? Besides, it's really none of my business. Shouldn't mess with affairs I don't understand. I might've done a few things here and there but I don't think it's right to meddle."

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)22:29 No. 87166 ID: e8f317
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>>87156

"Culturally, I have no idea. I don't know any halflings aside from myself...but in terms of why I don't wear clothes, it's for practical reasons. Transforming into a dragon would ruin any outfit I would have on at the time, so I just don't wear clothes."

>>87166
What races can you reproduce with, as a halfling?

Orion 2014/11/26(Wed)22:47 No. 87170 ID: e8f317
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>>87156

"H-HEY! How did you get that photo?"

>>87170
Aw, how cute! Do halflings hatch in that form, or in their full-dragon form?

Alrauna: What is your non-dragon half?
Also, can full dragons still turn humanoid? (I would suppose so, since the creation of halflings would be a bit awkward without that.)

Reina: how Ron-curious are you?

Also are all lions that big?

Orion 2014/11/27(Thu)08:10 No. 87181 ID: 71f34b
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>>87172

"Oh um, funny story...halflings are conceived when a full dragon mates with a mortal. Full dragons can't change into a humanoid form either so...that's probably why they're so rare..."

Orion 2014/11/27(Thu)08:58 No. 87182 ID: e8f317
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>>87153

"My favorite movie would have to be, The Help, my favorite book is, Ulysses, my favorite TV series is Game of Thrones and my favorite Indiana Jones movie? Raiders of the Lost Ark."

Reina, Ron said you "probably have a dick" is that true?

>>87148
Pantsu: How much are YOUR panties worth?

Panty Bandit: Call me Professor Oak, because I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl. Which is it? Also, why did you get into this life-or-death panty battle?

Mia: Do you have a blackbelt or something? Or just lots of time spent streetfighting? Where are your sisters now?

>>87181
Ahahah, size jokes.

So many size jokes.

Orion 2014/11/27(Thu)11:11 No. 87189 ID: c9d5f3
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>>87186

"Figure it out."

>>87181
You were born from an egg so it's clear your Mom was the dragon.
I question the halflings born from mortal mothers. Or if they too, come out of eggs. Somehow.
Though, most halfing's are probably made on purpose by the governments or organizations like the order rather than made out of natural love for a dragon. Am I in the ballpark?
Dragon's ARE sentient, right? I hope so, if not, that implies awful things.

>>87182
Charles, your favorite Game of Throne's character?

>>87189
That doesn't prove anything.

Take your pants off. We need a close examination.

Orion 2014/11/27(Thu)12:02 No. 87195 ID: e8f317
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"...Figure it out."

>>87195
...This suffices.

>>87195
So, how did you get started with the whole panty bandit thing?
Also, what's your sexuality like?

Are we allowed to use the information here in the quest? Like, can we tell Ron the thief is a girl?

>>87195
Oh no! She doesn't have any panties to claim!

>>87200
She probably already claimed all her panties, anyways.

>>87204
She could only claim three, while any girl would be likely to have more.

Maybe she's just an exhibitionist? Sure is pretty happy to show off to a bunch of pervs on the Internet.

>>87198

I'd call that metagaming.

>>87205
It's probably more a precaution. Wouldn't want to get into a fight with another competitor, lose her panties and have her opponent get a new power in the middle of a fight would she?

So Talia, have you checked online for how Ron measures up to other canines? For the purposes of research only of course.

Rat-gal: What's a dumpster thanksgiving like.

Orion 2014/11/27(Thu)22:49 No. 87215 ID: 7c65ee
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>>87197

"You have the right to know my gender. But like hell am I going to spill my entire life to you...however, if you must know I'm straight. Though I have yet to find anyone I would spend the rest of my life with."

Orion 2014/11/27(Thu)22:58 No. 87216 ID: 4ba39a
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>>87171

"My Dad said that dragons hatch as their most dominant part. Mortal or dragon. Apparently I'm more human than I am dragon."

>>87190

"Of course dragons are sentient! They can talk and think just like any regular person! Dragons are a noble race! Are you implying we are the same as mindless, thoughtless animals?!"

>You have the right to know my gender.
We... do? Huh. Never knew that was a right.

>>87216
"We" You're a halfling. Just because you're sentient doesn't rule out the possibility that one of your parents wasn't because from my knowledge dragons be all totally magic and shit.
Sentience doesn't imply nobility. Just self awareness. A creature can be a noble beast. Had to ensure that in your universe that dragons are capable of making their own decisions and consent.

Sometimes you hear of non sentient dragons that are just big, flying, fire breathing dinosaurs. Might have nice scales, a penitent for shinies and princesses, but not self aware. Very simple goals. A simple life. Chomp chomp eat sheep burn village.

>>87215
Did you know going in that if you lose you die? Like, super-die?

>>87220
When was this stated, anyway? Everyone's talking about it but I haven't actually seen anyone say it in the Quest itself.

Seems pretty dark for such an otherwise lighthearted story.

>>87221
Pantsu mentioned the consequences for losing back here:

>>/questarch/602114

>>"And uh...when YOU'RE the one to get defeated...what happens? Do you get sent to panty hell or something?"
>"Well...not really...you just sort of...cease to exist. You disappear forever. No heaven OR hell I guess!"

>>87225
>>87227
Oh. Well, that's still dark as fuck.

Orion 2014/11/28(Fri)09:29 No. 87229 ID: b77899
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>>87220

"I am fully aware of what happens if one loses the challenge. It would be foolish to assume there's no risk in possible godhood...but my cause is well-worth the consequences, mind you."

>>87229
Is your cause worth dooming others to nonexistence?

>>87229
is your cause obtaining more panties? because that's not much of a cause.

>>87229
With your powers would you bring back the losers?

Panstu: do you have any counterparts that you know about? Other laundry and/or fetish gods? Is there some weirdo sock god who has a thing for only stealing one sock at a time? Is that why they go missing?

Charles: what's the prize piece of your plant-nerd collection.

Orion 2014/11/28(Fri)14:23 No. 87237 ID: c9d5f3
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>>87234

"Like I told Ron, that's all a secret~ perhaps there are other Gods...or maybe I'm the only one! If you wanna find out yourself better become the Panty God!"

>>87229
What IS your goal? Given that other contenders might be willing to achieve your goal for you even if you lose, doesn't it make sense to share that information?

Eyo pantsu, can we see you nude in all your glory?

Nudity is one of the privileges of the gods, after all. Mortals wear clothes to cover weakness and shame, animals conceive neither weakness nor shame, gods have nothing to be ashamed of and no weaknesses to protect. That's why all those classic greek god statues are in the nip.

Also why superheroes wear spandex and skimpy clothes, with the modern-hero thing going.

Also perverts.

So, Jacob, after Ron came over to talk about taking down the Panty Bandit, you seemed to be opposed to his pervertedness. If that's the case, then why were you the one to tell him to put panties on his head in the first place?

Orion 2014/11/29(Sat)20:31 No. 87260 ID: 0eaf76
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This was ongoing through Thanksgiving Break, which is now over! Thanks for humoring me while I was away! This thread is closed now!

>>87260
Aww, no nude Pantsu?

>>87266

Pull your pants up, Anon.