Did an angry sorceress teleport you?

Obviously, it's the result of a dumb bet gone wrong. It always it.

who do the panties belong to?

Because a dare turned into a misunderstanding which escalated into a fight which ended in a car chase into the desert continually losing clothing all the while and then a showdown commenced and grappling ensued which lead to groping and pleasure but your foe died of a heart attack halfway through and now you realized this is your fetish.

Also I bet your car is out of gas.

How much of this is correct?

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)11:21 No. 600930 ID: 0eaf76
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Well, it’s a long story. I guess you could say I lost a bet. A bet that claimed that I wouldn’t be able to steal a girl’s panties and wear it on my head. Of course, I told him I could do it...so I did it. And now I’m here. I have no idea where here is anyways. It’s like I teleported here… I’m gonna kill that son of a bitch rabbit.

>>600928

It's not like I was going to steal a STRANGER'S PANTIES. So I just...sneaked into my sister's room and...took one.

>>600930

Are you a wizard?

>It's not like I was going to steal a STRANGER'S PANTIES. So I just...sneaked into my sister's room and...took one.
Yes, because wearing your sister's panties on your head is so much less creepy.

Inventory

and now you look like an idiot. Stop looking like an idiot before someone sees you and realizes you're an idiot.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)11:34 No. 600936 ID: 0eaf76
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>>600932

SHUT UP! It was a stupid dare and I wanted to win!!! It was HIS IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)11:34 No. 600937 ID: 0eaf76
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Anyways, now I’m stuck in this...weird place...and I don’t know what’s going on!

>>Inventory

Currently I have: 1 Pair of Panties, Pajamas, 1 Boner, and my own Boxers.

Jack off to get rid of that boner

...how the heck did you end up in magical bubble land.

Well, if putting panties on your head got you here, maybe doing the opposite will get you out. Things to try: removing panties from your head. Wearing boxes on your head. Wearing panties on your... not your head.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)11:45 No. 600943 ID: 0eaf76
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>Jack off.

Might as well get rid of this boner...it's distracting.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)11:46 No. 600944 ID: 0eaf76
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fapfapfapfap

SOMEONE SAW YOU LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

>>600944
Shades mouse is watching you masturbate. While wearing your sister's panties on your head.

Why are they still on your head?

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)12:10 No. 600951 ID: 0eaf76
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>>600945

What? No one's here...there's no one--

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)12:10 No. 600953 ID: 0eaf76
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JESUS CHRIST!!!!

So... who is that? I hope that's not your sister.

Demand to know who he/she is

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)12:28 No. 600961 ID: 0eaf76
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Ah shit I came all over myself!

"YES! Scream for me more!"

>"What's your problem lady?! AND WHO ARE YOU?!"

"Ahh it's been so long since I've seen someone with a fresh set of panties for me!"

>"...Excuse you?"

The chinchilla lady snatched the pair of panties off of my head, and put it to her nose, sniffing.

>"OH MY GOD. WHO ARE YOU."

"My name is Pantsu! I rule this universe!"

>"...Is this a joke?"

"No it's real! In this realm, panties rule the world! They're valuable!"

>"..."

>In this realm, panties rule the world! They're valuable!
...if they're so valuable, why should I let you take that pair.

Ignore dong hanging out of your pants, Ask why you're here and how to get out

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)12:41 No. 600966 ID: 0eaf76
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>>600962

"BECAUSE I AM GOD."

>"Ugh, well where the hell am I, and why am I here?!"

"Isn't it obvious?! It's because you took that pair of panties and put it atop your head! Anyone who performs this ritual is transported here, to The Panty Drawer!"

>"...what the hell did I smoke."

"What's your name? Code name? Alias? Nickname? Superhero name?"

>Insert name.

Your superhero name is Captain Panties

name: woof
superhero name: >>600968

>>600966
The Underwarrior.

>The Panty Drawer!
It doesn't look much like a drawer, and I don't see many panties. Why is everything bubbles?

>>600974
Yesss.

Your normal name is Ron, though.

Robert Carver, 'Curve Ball', John Cook, Robbie, 'The Red Stripe'.

>>600966
"Goddesslayer. My mission is to lay goddesses."

>>600974
This will do. The Underwarrior.

Hey man...
I know this is a sensitive topic, but did putting on your sister's panties give you a boner? Shouldn't that have killed it alone?

Well, what were you thinking about while you enjoyed yourself, and did getting caught finish it for you? Just curious, and a little concerned.

Ask her if you can have something in exchange for the panties, at least.
Does mens panties also contain power? How about boyshorts? Boxers? Thongs? Bras? Kneesocks?

I also like ron as a normal name.

Ronald Black, The Underwarrior.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)14:58 No. 600999 ID: 0eaf76
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>Why boner for sister.

It was more so the thought of actually having panties that caused the boner. I actually hate my sister...but that's besides the point.

>Did being caught cause you to ejaculate?

I think we're getting off-track. Let's try and bring this back to the main concern here. The fact that I'm trapped in a different dimension.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)14:58 No. 601000 ID: 0eaf76
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>The Underwarrior, Real name: Ronald Black.

“WOW! What a cool superhero name! I wish I was that creative…”

>”Hey, do you think I could at least get anything in exchange for the panties?”

“Of course...divine godhood.”

>”Eh?”

“Everyone who completes the panties ritual is signed up for a quest. The potential to take me down and become the Pantsu GOD.”

>”...You’re joking.”

“I don’t joke! All you have to do is steal panties! That’s all there is to it! The panties will give you strength to overcome battles and tests that will ultimately lead you to facing ME.”

>”Do other types of undergarments work?”

“NO! Only panties! Do you see any Men’s boxers with cute hearts and strawberries on them?”

>”Well actually--”

“Don’t answer that.”

you meant like, cute frilly bloomers.

bet the chinchilla was once a man and he's trying to pass off the buck

>>601000
Wait, how can a dude be god of pantsu? Will beating her turn you into a girl? What are the responsibilities of the Pantsu God?

Barring any complications this seems like a fun quest. It also seems like it'd snowball pretty fast- as you gain panties it'll be easier to steal them.

So you are going to have to sell me on this panty god thing.

I mean is there more to the job other than looking fabulous while floating around a orb dimension and leering at people fapping?

...
so no boyshorts or thongs?
Goddamn.

So... do you get superpowers for getting panty's, so it's easier? Are some panties better than others to get?
...
Is she a girl, or a boy? Just double checking. I'm guessing she took down the last panty god and well, a girl that steals panty's and put them on her head is a rare thing. Just wondering about her origin story.

Panty god? Sign me up!

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)15:47 No. 601015 ID: 0eaf76
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>”Will defeating you turn me into a girl? Just asking…”

“Nah, I was just a really perverted homosexual. Naturally I would try and steal panties.”

>”Ok, well, what does the “panty God” even do? What responsibilities do I have?

“Easy. You get to do whatever you want. You can go back to your own world and do whatever. Steal panties, surround yourself in beautiful women, conjure a nice house and a picket fence...you’re practically immortal. At least, until someone else takes you down. Then you go to Panty Heaven, living out practically the same life...just, with less power ya know.”

>”Right...and uh, what do you get exactly when you steal panties? Is there a catch or something?”

“Of course. Each pair of panties feeds into your power level. The more powerful you are, the more likely you are to defeat enemies along the way! Also, the harder it is to get the panties, the more powerful the panties are!”

>”What’s my power level right now?”

“About...5.”

>”What?!”

“You stole your sister’s panties from the laundry. Anyone can do that…”

>”W-Well…”

“You’ll be teleported back to your own world. Every 3 days a new enemy or test will be presented to you. If you succeed, you’ll be one step closer to defeating ME! DO YOU ACCEPT THIS QUEST?!”

We don't want to kill you, is there a non-lethal way to become the panty god?
To be fair, just having regular powers and strength would be great.
Can't we rule together?

...what happens if we fail in one of these tests that happens every few days? Or if we get defeated by you when we challenge you?

>>601015
ACCEPT!

>DO YOU ACCEPT THIS QUEST?!

You bet your ass i do!!!

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)16:49 No. 601022 ID: 0eaf76
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>”Yea! I accept! But wait, what happens if I--”

“SO BE IT. SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE!”

WOOOOSH

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)16:49 No. 601023 ID: 0eaf76
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Ack! Oh, hey I’m back in my world. In my sister’s bedroom.

>Your sister opens up her door, seeing you lying on the ground.

“What the hell are you doing.”

>”Uh, you know just chilling?”

“Get the hell out of my room.

>You have been kicked out of your sister’s room.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)16:50 No. 601024 ID: 0eaf76
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>What do?

You have to go steal more panties so you can be prepared for the fights ahead!

So what options can you think of for panty pilfering?

Man, just go buy a bunch of panties. You'll get some funny looks but what's that compared to godhood?
Panty goddess obviously never heard of Victoria's Secret.

>>601027
there is no point if they are not owned by anybody... those panties have no soul.

in the meantime tell more about yourself.

Go clean off all that jizz you jizzed all over yourself, earlier. And be glad your dick wasn't still out when your sister showed up.

Also, consider that you may have been hallucinating.

>>601023
Senpai noticed you!
Congratulations.
Now, TO THE DEPARTMENT STORE.

They should be a level slightly higher than five, since you have to buy the panties publicly! But maybe that's recompensed by the number you can buy at a time...
Create an online dating account. TO get a girlfriend. Girlfriend's panties should be WAY higher.
Threaten your friend to get you HIS sister's panties. or Mom's. Consider seducing friend's family as revenge. They're bunnies, right? Gotta be hot.
Become a jiggalo.

All are options. Which one do you like the best, Ron?

store is so easy it's basically pointless.
no, next level is to steal the panties your sister is currently wearing!
does she ever wear a skit? perfect time to strike.

Are you forgetting the easier the panties are to get the weaker they are?

>>601024
Know of any female neighbors? Scope out their houses.

>>601030
Do you really think buying panties counts as stealing them? No, you need to do this... Go to an expensive lingere store, collect several pairs (inconspicuously (that may be easier said than done)) and then buy a pair of 'seed' panties, and walk out with the others on your body! I bet it won't be as good as stealing used ones, though, in terms of power levels...

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)19:30 No. 601057 ID: 0eaf76
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>More info about yourself.

I guess I should tell you guys more about who I am. My name's Ronald Black, or...y'know, the Underwarrior. I'm 19 years old, taking a year off for college...uh, I live with my parents and my sister. I have a job at the local coffee shop, Starbox. I'm kind of a pervert. Even though I'm a virgin. Girls don't...really like me.

>Think of ways to get panties.

I feel like buying panties won't really do much for me. While it's kind of embarrassing, it's not really that difficult to go down to my local panties shop.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)19:30 No. 601058 ID: 0eaf76
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>Friend's family.

That's kind of...messed up. While I will admit his sisters ARE really hot, I don't really feel like sneaking into his house to take them...though...it might work. First I'll just go to the store to see if I can find any prime panty stealing opportunities.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)19:30 No. 601059 ID: 0eaf76
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>You go to the department store after putting on clothes and cleaning up.

Ok, so, this place is packed with women...not a lot particularly around my age range, but whatever. See if I can't scout out any girls.

>>601059

Does shoplifting count? If so, try to smuggle some under your shirt or whatever.

lock on the deer girl... she looks nice.
observe her for now.

Any men's closes? If so you can pretend to try something on in the dressing room and actual search for panties in their! Because buying panties is weak, you want to be weak?

>Friend's family.
That would be fitting payback for this nonsense.

>>601059
...okay there are people everywhere. You're not going to steal from anyone without being seen, there are probably security cameras, and how do you know where they hide security strips on panties, it's not like you ever bought any before.

How are you supposed to scope out panties to steal when you can't even see them? Get on the floor and do some recon. There's gotta be choice panties somewhere under all those skirts.

Well, there's plenty.
Worried about them feeling violated, unfortunately.

Check the changing rooms. Might be panties in there some girl left behind. A step up in difficulty from your sisters, at least.
I just realized we don't really know HOW to collect them. Do we have to put each one on our head? Is having them enough? Do we need them for a set amount of time if having them is enough?

Hmmm... The more I think about it, the more I think this is the absolute worst place to try to steal panties from ladies. There are security cameras. Lots of people. No owned panties just lying around.

You'd have to sneak into the women's changing room while someone is trying on panties for some reason, and reach in and grab their old pair.

Start browsing the women's clothing section I guess. If you spot a woman heading into the changing room after buying undergarments, then you have a chance.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)20:03 No. 601072 ID: 0eaf76
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>Changing rooms.

Would a girl leave their panties in the changing room? I think a girl would notice if they're totally butt naked.

>Deer girl.

Hmm, she does look really pretty, and kinda young enough to suit my tastes. I don't wanna see some old lady's bloomers!

>Crawl under clothing rack and look up skirt.

Yeah! She's right next to the rack! If I can just...squeeze under here...I don't think anyone's noticing me, heheh.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)20:03 No. 601073 ID: 0eaf76
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WOAH! What cute panties! But...how the hell am I going to get them.

ask politely...

You have to defeat a GOD.

You need the most powerful of panties!

YOUR POWER MUST BE MAXIMUM!!

REACH OUT AND GRAB THOSE PANTIES THEN RUN!!!

>>601073
Plan hatching time.
First idea: try and find a way to steer her towards trying on a new pair in the dressing rooms, if she isn't already planning that of course, then use that as our opportunity to snatch them, perhaps using some sort of hook.
We should figure out what we can do currently with our 5 power, too.

>>601075
Store. Security Cameras. Witnesses.

If we just do a grab and run, we'll end up in jail for assault, or something, and the goddess we're challenging will just laugh. We need a better plan than that!

>>601073
...maybe you need to get her to try on something else?

>>601073
The only option I can think of is to pull them off forcefully. But there's a bunch of people around that would stop you, and she might be able to stop you besides. Then you'd get arrested or at least beaten up.

Unless you have some superpowers already that would help here like the ability to just yank panties off of women without having to deal with their legs being in the way, or telekinesis so she can't tell who's doing it, or invisibility so you can't get caught, I don't think we're gonna get anything here.

>>601080
Nah man, that's DEFEATIST talk. The way I see it, we need to get CONTRIVED.
The sillier and more difficult our plot, the more power we reap from our catch, is what I'm taking from this, right?
So if we are playing it too safe, we'll get creamed pretty hard come our first challenge. More so even than when we were in the Panty Drawer.

Seduce her.

>>601072
>Would a girl leave their panties in the changing room? I think a girl would notice if they're totally butt naked.
You would be surprised.

Seduce. It's the only moral and safe way to do it.
Dude, they're right on her. Do you WANT her to be scarred for life? It's a long shot, but you've got to find way to ask girls out ONE DAY, or risk being a creeper for the rest of your life, assuming the tests don't kill you.

>>601086
changing vote to this.
Let's do this, son.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)21:01 No. 601092 ID: 0eaf76
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>Seduce her.

Oh I'd love to take her out for some wine and a loaf of bread, but right now I'm hiding under a clothing rack so I don't think that'd be very polite. Also...my flirting skills aren't very...flirty. They usually drive girls away, and I'd rather not take that sort of damage to my ego.

>Take it and run.

Ah geez, here we fucking go. I better become the fucking God of the panty world.

>You reach up and tug her down, tearing away her panties as she falls flat on her booty.

"Ahh!"

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)21:01 No. 601094 ID: 0eaf76
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Shit! She's drawing attention!

"My, my, you're quite dirty aren't you?"

...What.

>Deer lady spreads her legs.

WHAT.

>>601094
Give her the best lecherous wink you can, and gesture to the dressing rooms.
When she's gone, put the panties on your head to absorb their power.

What? This means these panties aren't worth very much power at all!

Throw the panties back in her face and move to another clothing rack. You need panties with MORE POWER

>>601094

Well... if she's down for it, she's down for it. Who knew seduction would be so easy?

Put the panties in your pocket for now, but continue with this encounter. Don't chicken out, you little bastard. You already stole her panties in public, that's like, WAY more cause for embarrassment than actually having sex with her (possibly later - get her number or something if you can).

>>601096
What, turn away even the SMALLEST power gain? what are you smokin', son. We still stole those panties fair and square, they're worth SOMETHING.
Now let's get to seducing by doing >>601095, only try to make it as dweeby as possible since you are probably terrible at anything else, by your own opinion.

>>601098

Turn her down, throw the panties back and scoff or something. That way she'll hate your guts.

When you steal her panties again later they will be worth even more power

Still against that plan, because if we play our cards right we could get us a partner in crime and start pulling some REAL heists.

>>601101

A partner drags the difficulty down making panties worth LESS power.

Plus if someone else steals panties then they get transported, invited to join the contest, and now you have a new opponent on your quest for panty godhood.

>>601094
I think this is due to your Power. ...this could be temporary, you realize. How about you just wink, then crawl out with the panties right in your teeth and help her up. Then ask for her number. You can call her later. If it's NOT temporary, and this is legit, you can totally hook up with her.

Or maybe she'll drag you off to the changing rooms for a fuck in public, if you're lucky.

On the other hand, if this is REALLY temporary, put the panties on your head to escape to the pantyverse.

Well regardless, majority seems to be go for it anyhow, assuming all instances of "dont do it" are you, right?

well... put panties in your pocket help her up and invite her for a cup of coffee at Starbox.

Wink at her, gesture a rendezvous at a changing room, and hide back into the rack to put the panties onto your head.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)21:31 No. 601112 ID: 0eaf76
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>Seduce her, go to dressing room.

I WAS NOT PLANNING ON LOSING MY VIRGINITY. I mean, hell I want to have sex but...HERE?! OF ALL PLACES?! Are you guys really THAT perverted?!

"If you just asked I would've given you my panties. You're a real cutie up close."

>"Bububububu."

My attempts at trying to woo her over are coming out as incoherent babbling. A cute girl who's panties are in my hands is rubbing my face.

"There are dressing rooms here...and deer are known for being quiet animals..."

>"BUBUBUBUBUBU"

DO I FUCK HER? DO I LEAVE HER? HEADS UP, I HAVE A BONER AGAIN, SO THAT'S A PLAYING FACTOR HERE.

>>601112
Sure, go with her. Why not? You got what you want, she gets what she wants. Seems fair.

>>601107

There is that distinct possibility.

Still, all this talk of hitting on her is cutting into panty raiding time. The clock is ticking down, we need more power.

Once you are panty God you will have all the time in the world for sex! You have to get back to work!

>>601112
Holy shit dude go for it.

Wait do you have a condom? Does she? No barebacking.

>>601112

If you don't take your chance now, she might not be interested later.

ALSO, if you get utterly creamed by your first adversary, you might even.. *gasp* Die as a vurgen!

But you can walk out of here as a virgin with your sad public boner if you want, dude. It's up to you, Ron.

>>601115
It all depends on what we plan out. The sooner we get him through his first sexual encounter, the sooner he might stop being a complete goober around girls even when they are CLEARLY DOWN FOR IT OH MY GOD JUST NOD AND GO WITH HER

Nooo TOO FAST ABORT ABORT!!!
You must keep your cool!!! Your goal is to become god damnit! Invite her for a cup of coffee for now.

>>601112
Okay, complex sentences are out. Tell me you can manage a "Yes". That shouldn't be that hard.

...do your five points of pant power make you magically persuasive or something?

Go for it. Bang her in the changing room, and trade your virginity for her panties.

The worst thing that could happen is she's lying to horribly humiliate you, but I think this is worth the risk.

Do it. Put her panties on your head as you near climax so you come and go at the same time.

Dude, if you don't do it, you're going to shoot yourself for not doing it later when you could.
What if you die in the next few days?
Listen man, you've already been caught as a panty stealer and seen by others. People will call the cops on you if you don't play it cool. But, they're too embarresed by witnessing the situation to do anything else. If you pretend to be her boyfriend, they'll shrug it off and act as a bystander and just let it be rather than start up a ruckus themselves.

ROLL WITH IT.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)21:56 No. 601125 ID: 0eaf76
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>Fuck her, dude.

Holy shit you guys, I'm hyperventilating. What would my Mother think...?

>You nod sheepishly.

"You can keep them as a souvenir if you want...from the looks of things I might be your first..."

>She leads you to the changing room, ignoring the weird stares you get from the crowd. Your panties are safely stored in your pocket.

>Now safely in locked dressing room.

"Just a quickie, ok? I got other errands to do~"

She's really a player, isn't she? I'm just praying to Pantsu that she has...OH GOOD SHE HAS CONDOMS...wait, why does she have condoms.

"Now lemme just...oh my gosh, you're quite excited!"

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)21:58 No. 601127 ID: 0eaf76
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Oh she's getting on top of me. No foreplay? Is this what quickie's are-- OHH MY GOOOOOD.

"Ahh, you're p-pretty big..."

It's so warm. It's like I'm fucking a fresh set of laundry. No...it's like I'm fucking a pie. Okay, this is getting weird...

>"W-Wow, heh, this feels really good..."

"Mmm, this is why I like virgins. They're super cute...no arrogance, just pure appreciation."

ok if you are going with it at least don't let her set the pace.

>>601127
Reciprocate a bit, try rubbing her thigh. Start small.
Also, damn, she gave us the underwear now. I suppose it's still gonna do something, but we need to relocate and look for some other venue of underwear powergains after this.

Okay, now the order of the day is to hold out as long as you can! This may be a quickie, but don't go blowing before she gets off.

>>601127
Think of baseball! BASEBALL!

>>601134
Get her phone number~

>>601134
CONGRATULATIONS!

She'll probably be in a rush to leave and you'll be spent in more ways than one. Might want to wear the panties on your head soon so that if someone comes to investigate you won't be sitting there wiped out.

Quiet mumbly incoherent bliss.

>>601135
Seconded

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)22:18 No. 601139 ID: 0eaf76
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"Wow...you lasted a long time..."

>"Thanks..."

I was thinking of my Grandma the whole time.

>"Um, this might sound really dumb, but can I get your number?"

"If you promise not to change, puppy boy~"

>She pulls out a slip of paper, tucking it in your pocket.

Does she keep pieces of paper with her number on it? What a strange person...

"Anyways, thanks for the stress reliever...you're probably one of the better ones I've had~ If that means anything."

>She leaves you in the dressing room.

...That did just happen, didn't it?

Get yourself back in order and go to the Starbox you might wanna grab a snack or something.

Such is the adventured filled life of the Underwarrior.

Anyways slap those panties on your head and power up. Then escape the dressing room before someone notices you.

Underoos on head time, let's skedoo~!

Congrats. You lost your v-card. Now nothing else matters and you can die.

J/k. It's now time to get to work securing your godhood. Since you are in the store, it would pay to look around. But not in this department. Are there any other areas in this store where you might locate a congregation of women? Are you in a mall, or whatever? You might try going to a cafe or something.

>>601139
Not a bad way to spend 23 minutes. Take a moment to recover and then wear them panties.

You got her number, but not her name. Good enough?

Put panties on your head, teleport out.

No, no, don't teleport out here; you reappear in the same spot you left, and we don't know how time passes while you're gone.

If you teleport from the change room, odds are there's gonna be someone else in it when you teleport back and that's gonna be a mess.

Go home, get to your room, lock the door if possible, and check a clock before you teleport out. Try to figure this shit out before it gets you in trouble.

>>601152
Or it could net us a prime opportunity to pull off a difficult underwear heist.

>>601152
Or we could just go do it in the restroom...

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)22:47 No. 601156 ID: 0eaf76
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>Put panties on head.

They're probably not...clean right now, but whatever.

>BUBBLES SHOOT OUT FROM YOUR HEAD! The panties glow and disappear into thin air! You hear a voice in your head!

"Congrats, dude! You're a pretty fast panty-thief! Your power level has increased to 12!"

>"...Not as much as I'd hoped but I can't complain."

Now I better get out of this store before I get fucking arrested!

>Starbox.

Mmm, there's usually a lot more young people at Starbox, so why not? They're usually really cute, too.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)22:48 No. 601157 ID: 0eaf76
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>Enter Starbox

It's a little busy in here. It usually is on a Saturday though. Oh! Look! It's Emy! My co-worker!

"Ron? What are you doing here? You don't work today..."

>"Oh I was just, uh, thirsty for something."

"But you hate coffee."

>"They serve other things than coffee here!"

"Mmm, I guess."

Emy's a pretty good friend of mine. She's cute, I guess, but I wouldn't really consider her 'girlfriend' material. She's kind of a goody-two-shoes, following the rules and whatnot.

...

I could steal her panties.

ask when is her next break so you could eat together.

>I could steal her panties.
Don't you want to bask in the glory of what happened for a few minutes first? Come down, have something nice?

How would you steal them anyways? You work here, you can't just grab them. People know you. ...unless you plan to just never come to work again because you're going to become a professional panty god.

>>601157
And lose your friend? You'd have to seduce her to keep her from hating you here on out.

...hmm. Try just asking her for her panties.

>>601157

1. Acquire drink.
2. "Accidentally" spill it on Emy, forcing her to change clothes.
3. "Accidentally" stumble into changing room during said clothes change.
4. Acquire underpants.
5. ???

Most of the time I would not count on assaulting women in public to go well.

Unless you now have reality warping porn powers. If so keep on keeping on.

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)23:21 No. 601164 ID: 0eaf76
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>Ask for panties.

Kinda blunt, but hey maybe she's like the deer chick.

>"Do you mind if I borrow your underpants?"

"R-RON! What kind of question is that?!"

>"AHAHA, I was just JOKING. You totally fell for it!"

Well that didn't work. Uhh, maybe I can explain it to her? I doubt she'd believe that a panties God decided to send me on this hair-brained quest, though. She's too grounded for that...

"Ugh, whatever, you're dumb."

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)23:21 No. 601165 ID: 0eaf76
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???: "OY! GET BACK TO WORK, EMY."

Oh shit, it's the boss-lady, Reina. Her panties would probably be worth a fortune...though, I'm pretty sure she has a dick. Any woman that fierce HAS to have one.

"Ronald? What are you doing here? Causing trouble?"

>"No ma'am, just browsing the fascinating display of coffee today!"

"Don't be clever, Ron. You aren't funny."

>"Yes, ma'am..."

>>601165
IDEA. Get a glass of water and maybe a muffin, then wait for one of them to go to the bathroom. Preferably grumpy boss lady. Once they're there and on the toilet, go in and yank their panties off their feet.

Push her over and blame the nearest minority.

While she is unconscious you should be able to remove the panties. Say it is a necessary part of first aid for that kind of accident, in the event of somebody asking. You are a god-to-be, you do not have to concern yourself with the morality of mortals any longer. Besides, you clearly do not like one another, anyway.

These aren't easy targets. You're going to need either magic powers, or a good plan, to get at their panties.

Back off, for now. This is a high level area, and you've just started!

Also, you can't afford to do something that will cost you your job, yet. Mortals have to eat, and you're not a god, yet.

trip her then when she's on the ground go for the panties

I'd like to point out that the bathroom snatch would probably not result in Ron getting caught.

yeah better not risk it now play it safe.
order something to eat for now.

You know, I wonder if the "Power level" you're getting is making the girls fall for you a lot more easily. Maybe it's entirely warping reality so that they're the kind of girl who would actually give you their panties!
That, or it just happened to place a girl who was already like that near you to make it easier to grab them.
>>601166
That would be a great idea, but only for Bosslady. She's the sort who wouldn't tell anybody her panties got stolen out of pride.
Do they actually have a nongendered bathroom here, or do they separate the female from male restrooms?

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)23:56 No. 601177 ID: 0eaf76
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>Chill for now, buy food.

I'm too scared to try and do anything to those two right now. I'll just think it over a few pastries... hey, don't judge. I stress eat, okay? Now, what's the best course of action for this? Should we try for those two now?

>Push them over and trip them.

Okay, that would probably get me fired, and would probably result in some sort of disciplinary action.

>What about the deer chick?

SHE WAS DIFFERENT, I have no real claims that prove HOW she was...but...she was just a stranger. I can't actually just outright steal from people I KNOW. To make it worse, Reina knows my parents as well. So I'd most likely get lectured and shit if I assaulted her.

>Non-gendered bathrooms?

What kind of place do you think this is? Of course we have gender-oriented bathrooms!

CRASH

Orion 2014/11/09(Sun)23:56 No. 601178 ID: 0eaf76
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What was that? Oh, shit. Looks like Emy dropped coffee and shit all over herself. She's soaked! Glad it's iced coffee...otherwise she'd probably be burned real bad.

"Aw man..."

"Jesus christ, look at this mess! Go clean up in the bathroom! I'll find some lackey to mop up this puddle."

"Yes, ma'am...sorry ma'am..."

>>601178
Help a girl out with some fresh clothes, offer to take hers to get cleaned. Apparently we got powers of suggestion we should test!

Move it before boss lady decides you're the lackey to clean up the mess. I don't think it being your day off will stop her.

Help Emy? Because friends. Not because you're going to steal her panties. Nope. Nah. Hehehe hahaha HAHA.

don't you dare to take advantage of this!
that's just low. better yet help mop up the mess. this would win you some points with Reina and Emy

>>601183
>>601181
Combine these. Be a good friend AND power up your godhood.

>>601178
Offer to go get her some fresh clothes from home, then bring her dirty clothes home to be washed. You're her friend and she's still on the clock, so this isn't suspicious.
She will accept because the alternative is spending the entire rest of her shift in damp, sticky clothes.

Definitely use this opportunity to get her underpants. Don't be too blunt about it, but if there's some way you can bring her new ones (or take her old ones), then you should seize the opportunity. That is assuming she needs to change them - she is sitting in a puddle of iced coffee, after all.

>>601183

Don't let this moral ball-and-chain damage your shot at godhood, Ron. There's no reason you can't still help her clean up without serving your own interests also.

Wait.... could we somehow get her clothes from her home? If someone's there when we raid her drawers it will boost our powers for the difficulty. Also we get to be a good friend and get the ones she is wearing now by helping...hopefully.

You can't steal them, she's already suspicious after you asked her directly. Keep your mouth shut next time.

Hmm, help her up and start mopping.
Flirt with your hard ass boss.
I said DO IT soldier.

>>601187
Do this, but get a spare iced coffee, drop by the department store again on the way and swap the used panties for some store-bought ones. stain them with coffee. It's the perfect crime.

Also flirt with Emy. Tell her she's cute when she's flustered and embarrassed.

Go make a closer friend ;).

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)20:39 No. 601394 ID: 0eaf76
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>MISSION UPDATE: Get those panties!

Okay, but how the hell am I supposed to do that? I have no idea where her house is, and I really don’t feel like going to the store again to buy freakin’ underwear.

“Hey, Ron? Can you go into the breakroom and find the bag of clothes in my locker? It’s the one with the denim purse in it. I have a spare set of clothes in there. This isn’t the first time this has happened…”

>Emy gets up and leaves for the bathroom.

“Bring them into the restroom when you find them! Don’t worry about it being a girl’s bathroom, it’s a single bathroom anyways, no other girls are gonna be in there.”

>Help her change into new clothes! Then steal her panties!

Alright, let’s slow down. First let’s find her purse or whatever.

>ACQUIRE PURSE.

Who the hell buys denim purses…? What a weirdo. Whatever, let’s just get them to her.

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)20:39 No. 601395 ID: 0eaf76
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>Knock on bathroom door. Emy opens up.

“Ah, thanks. I’ll get changed now.”

This is my chance to grab those panties. If I lock her in here and...hOLY SHIT, ok that’s a bit extreme. Um, think Ronald, think!

>”Can I watch?”

THAT WASN’T WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT.

>Shut your big dumb mouth.

YEAH, WELL THAT’S BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE DAY 1 OF ME BEING BORN.

“...I’m gonna just assume you want to hide from Reina, right?”

>”YEAH! That’s it! Sheesh, she’ll make me clean up that mess herself if I’m out there! HAHAHAHA.”

Thank god for PMSing lionesses...

“Fine, just...don’t be creepy, alright?”

>>601395

Excellent. Offer to take her dirty clothes to a laundromat or something to get washed. Surely she won't notice if the panties are missing.

>don’t be creepy
Too late by like 2 freaking hours.

Just don't do anything stupid man.
Best thing to do is to talk to her about something while your back is turned. (not sure about what, maybe how much of a bitch the boss is?)

You said she wasn't girlfriend material, is that *only* because she's a goody-two-shoes or are you nervous or what?

Remember keep focused, you've only got 3 days to get these panties

offer to get her clothes cleaned, but before you leave the shop, figure out a crazy way to get Boss ladies as well

you want the most difficult panties and with only 3 days you don't want such a prime target to slip away

Strike up a conversation, get to know her a little more

>>601395
I think she might be somewhat into you. Keep glancing at her every now and then. I'm guessing the change of clothes doesn't include panties so you'll have to grab them off her. Keep watch for a moment where she's off balance and her panties are easy to reach. Then do the whole trip and grab thing. Apologize saying you need them for a dumb bet. Then skedaddle.

Alternatively you could try to play pathetic, that you've never seen a girl naked or something. Beg her to show you her body. Tell her she's really pretty to distract her, then snatch the panties and run for it. She won't be able to chase you and I doubt anyone will believe her. Do the same apology though.

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)21:13 No. 601405 ID: 0eaf76
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>Why isn’t she good enough for you, boy?!

Hey, I’m not a picky, stuck-up whiny butt, it’s just that...she’s just not that into me I guess. She’s cute, and pretty, and yadda yadda, but she’s kinda strict and uh...that’s about it. Would she make a good girlfriend? She’s always nagging at me like she’s my MOM OR SOMETHING. Calling me “dumb” and “stupid”. Jeez, can’t she think of a different insult?

Huh, is she looking at me? I wonder if I can sneak a peek-- WOAOH. STRAWBERRY PANTIES. Wait, didn’t Pantsu have some sort of thing for cute strawberries?! Maybe these panties will cause my level to skyrocket like a torpedo! It might cause something else to skyrocket, too…

Um, Um, distract her. With words. Conversation. Yeah, get to know her, right? Uhhh, what do I ask? I’m not real good with this “talking to girls” thing. You guys are smart, yeah? Tell me what I should say!

Ask her if you can have her underwear. Just ask, say that you've always wanted to try on a pair and you're just curious what it would feel like.

>>601405
Tell her she's really pretty. Say something self-effacing like it's too bad you're too dumb to stand a chance with her. Maybe add more compliments. Whatever you can think of.

If you can steal her panties apologize while fleeing, saying it's for a bet.

...oh! If you can distract her enough, you might be able to take her panties from the dirty clothes pile without her noticing. Or maybe you can just cooperate entirely and be SUPER NICE saying you'll take her clothes back to her locker for her. Then you wouldn't even have to run away and possibly cause a scene and her complaining to her manager. She'd only notice when she gets her clothes home to clean them, and then she might think "did he steal them, or did I lose them?"

Ask if she would like a bite to eat after this, when she's on break. Your treat. She's had a bad day, maybe you can brighten it up?
Stop thinking so much about the goal you dumbass. Think about the person you're talking to.

Dude, you want a naggy girlfriend to be a better person. Someone to keep you straight and take you seriously. Hell, man, if she's strict like your Mom with you, that must mean she cares about you. Maybe it's the same with your boss, in a way.
Shit man, look how she trusts you enough to let you be in here. I mean, you're betraying that trust right now, but well not much we can do about that.
But, whatever man, you just got a friend with benefits so jumping into a relationship is dumb right now. You don't need it and you straight up got laid an hour ago.

Doesn't mean you can't flirt though. That's always fun and you need practice. But, like, tone it down man.
Though to be honest, if you must date somebody, I really think it should be your boss. I bet she gives a REAL good spanking, if you know what I mean.

>>601411
Yeah, gonna have to go with this. Play the long game, we can't always just be all smash n grab with it.

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)21:50 No. 601414 ID: 0eaf76
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>Ask for a bite to eat, take it slow, man.

I suppose trying to steal her underwear right from the get-go is a bit hasty, isn't it? Ugh, I guess getting a close friend out of this would be fine.

>"Wanna uh, grab a bite to eat after this? When does your shift end?"

"...You're not just asking me out because I'm stripping here, right?"

>"Wh-NO. Why do you think I'm so twisted?!"

"Hehe, whatever. I get off soon anyways, at like 2:30. We can go somewhere then, I guess."

Well that's all and good, and having a steady life is great...but when I become God, what the hell is she gonna do for me? My main goal is to get panties, right? I mean...I guess...I have been a bit lonely lately...and Emy seems like a nice girl...

"Hey, Ronald? Do you have a girlfriend?"

You do now.

Say no.

Do not brag that you lost your virginity. Say you met someone and when she asks when and who, dramatically say 'you' and the day you met, as seriously as possible.

Geeze, man. You'd think you'd have a teeny bit more confidence, now.

>"Hey, Ronald? Do you have a girlfriend?"
Well there was this girl I banged in the department store...

No, not technically.

"I'm too stupid to get one, you know that. You've told me a dozen times before. I can't talk to girls. I mean, like, look at what I've said to you today? Who could possibly deserve to be my girlfriend?"

>>601414
Yes, because you're dating now, right?

>>601419
This here get's my vote. A solid plan indeed.

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)22:28 No. 601426 ID: 0eaf76
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>"I'm too stupid to get one, you know that. You've told me a dozen times before. I can't talk to girls. I mean, like, look at what I've said to you today? Who could possibly deserve to be my girlfriend?"

“I can think of a few.”

God that was cheesy...but...from what you guys are saying, are you implying she actually likes me? Like, romantically? Hell, if I would’ve known that sooner I woulda-- oh she left the bathroom.

>Exit bathroom, Emy is standing outside in new clothes.

“I’ll meet up with you at 2:30, okay? Don’t get into any trouble in the meantime…”

I just have to chill for half an hour, no big deal. I can formulate a plan in the meantime.

“RIGHTEOUS!”

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)22:29 No. 601427 ID: 0eaf76
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JeSUS. Don’t just pop up in my head like that, you weirdo Goddess!

“I didn’t know you had a sweetheart! She’s kinda hot too, got mad panties.”

>”Yeah, yeah...I’m not stealing them if that’s what you want.”

“Remember, 3 days! If you slack off too much you won’t have a shot at becoming God! But...that’s not to say I won’t let you have some fun~ It’s too late to abandon this journey, though! YOU COMMITTED TO IT, AND YOU’RE GONNA FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT. I’m like, 94 freakin’ years old, we need a younger punk to take my place.”

>”94? Jeez.”

>You sit down at a cafe booth.

Alright, so do you guys think sneaking into houses would be a good way to get panties? I really would rather avoid direct interaction with girls, please. Especially ones that will call the cops if we take their underwear off their actual bodies.

Yeah, sounds the best way to get some gains. Do it in a neighborhood not close to our own though, less chance of gettin' traced back to you if you are caught.
Also try to do this AFTER the date, it's almost 2:30 already.

I got the perfect plan. Go spend a metric fuckton of money on booze, toss around the plan that you're throwing a party with a super cheap admission fee - a pair of underwear. Collect it all and use it.

I like that Pantsu felt the need to tease you over the dumb flirting here, but not what went down before.

>I’m not stealing them if that’s what you want
Now, or ever? Cause I assumed eventually...

>ideas for stealing panties
This is kind of terrible, but it's reasonably easy to steal clothes at a college laundromat, especially in-dorm ones. Lots of people don't sit around waiting the whole time for their stuff to be done, so you can walk right off with someone else's stuff. You could make off with a week of some poor girl's panties!

Or you could bullshit something about evening out the other side of your dumb bet with your friend, and use him to get access to his sisters' clothes. If you're caught in your friend's house acting like idiots, that's pretty low risk.

>>601427
Hmm. You have half an hour. I think sneaking into a house could work well, if there's one nearby. That's USUALLY not done in the middle of the day though. You could also try sneaking into a women's restroom and yanking some off someone's feet while they're on the toilet.

You'll want something to obscure your face so you won't be recognized. Ah. Since we don't have a lot of time, go find a costume shop. Buy a cool-looking mask, and maybe even a full costume for your burgling.

Okay, Pantsu's favorite type was with red hearts, but I guess strawberries are close enough that she likes them a whole lot as well.
>I’m like, 94 freakin’ years old
94 years old as a goddess is pretty dang young, I gotta say.
>Alright, so do you guys think sneaking into houses would be a good way to get panties? I really would rather avoid direct interaction with girls, please. Especially ones that will call the cops if we take their underwear off their actual bodies.
You're going to have to learn how exactly your powers work before your competition arrives, anyways. Some of it may require interaction with girls, but there may also be something in them to help you sneak into places. So, yeah, go for it.

with only half an hour till your date, I'd limit your options to someone in the cafe

finding a house to sneak into would take to long, and would present far more complications

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)23:06 No. 601440 ID: 0eaf76
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>>601431

...A huge party...with the price of admission being women’s underwear. That would be REALLY interesting...too bad I’m fucking poor. Need to find a way to make money if we’re planning on financially rampaging our way into a pair of panties!

And ok, eventually I’ll steal Emy’s panties...but right now I just want to relax and have a nice...pleasant...date-thing with a girl.”

>College laundromat.

There is a local college campus around here...and plenty of neighborhoods for us to go sneakin’ around in. We need a cool superhero mask, though! To hide our identity! We can worry about that after the nice date, though…I’m still kinda worn out from that entire experience with the deer chick...men take time to recharge, you know.

>>601427
Emy lives near you, right? Tell her you'll run her clothes home for her so they won't wind up sticking to the break room floor. Make a joke about how then you'd wind up having to clean it tomorrow or something. Then take her clothes to her house and launder them.

This shows her that you can be kind and considerate.

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)23:06 No. 601442 ID: 0eaf76
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>Time passes by.

>Emy sits down across the table from you, in normal clothes.

“Thanks for waiting up. I have a few things I want to confess to you…”

>She looks down, blushing.

>superhero panty theft consume
...that kind of defeats the casual 'walk off as it those were your clothes' idea, but a superhero smash and grab could work too.

>I have a few things I want to confess to you…
Act flummoxed and surprised.

"Ok, I'm listening."

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)23:12 No. 601450 ID: 0eaf76
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"LET ME BE YOUR FIRST WORSHIPER."

>"...Eh?"

"You're aiming to become God, right? Let me be your first cult follower! I'll devote my entire life to you if I must!"

PEOPLE ARE STARING. WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?! HOW DOES SHE KNOW?! I'MREALLYACTUALLYUNCOMFORTABLERIGHTNOW.

>>601440
>>601441
Wait, you don't have enough time to run them home...

Ok, new plan: Take them to the nearest laundromat instead, and start them washing so she doesn't have to carry along dirty laundry on your date.
Make sure you take note of the time the washer will finish, and make sure you arrive about five minutes LATE, so the clothes will be unattended in an unlocked machine.

YEAH OK JUST CALM DOWN A BIT

>>601450
Calm down clam down be quite, geeze!

>>601450
Second, what? How does she know, and what does she mean.

>analysis
This is good! If she worships you, you get her panties. And if we have a loyal female helper, that opens up all kinds of new options in panty theft. 2 man cons. Places she can go, or be trusted in, you can't.

>>601450
Holy shit tell her to keep her voice down. Then put your most serious face on. Yes. Yes you are. You are going to steal so many panties and become God.

How does she know about the panty challenge though? Explain quietly how you found out about the bubbly pantyverse. Ask how widely known this knowledge is. Also, she should know what the first thing you want from her is.

Tell her to take her panties off right here to prove her faith.

get her to calm down

tell her you're trying to keep this on the down low

>>601450
"Lets talk about this somewhere less public..."

Take her somewhere without a lot of witnesses, and then see if her dirty panties are stretchy enough to cover BOTH your heads.

Find out where boss tiger lady lives. Her underwear shall be next in our list, if not the BOSS BATTLE!
Also invest in sneaky clothing, you're gonna raid tonight. Panty raid. Know any other panty-related places? Maybe a nurse academy, or an all-girls dorm? Who knows, maybe you can snag some nun habits?

>"You're aiming to become God, right? Let me be your first cult follower! I'll devote my entire life to you if I must!"
...I had a thought beforehand that your friend might have completed the initiation, too, and I'm thinking that moreso now. He probably told her about what you were doing.
That, or your sudden asking for panties clued her in, and she happens to know about the Panties god thing.

Well, if she wants to be a devout, that's fine, but you don't exactly have any huge commandments, so all it would mean is that she says you're her God, I guess?
Do make sure to let her know you don't want zealous (ZEALOUS, not jealous) worshippers, though. Seriously, zealots are the worst.
That kind of means not making a big scene, by the way, as she's doing now. Talking to people about it is fine, just tone down the yelling.

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)23:30 No. 601464 ID: 0eaf76
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>”Oh MY GOD JUST SHUT UP!”

“It all started when I was a little girl, you see? I was bound by so many tight restrictions, I had to become the PERFECT GIRL. No sex until marriage, no alcohol until marriage, NO NOTHING. Then I discovered it...PORN. The sheer intensity of it’s perfection changed me into the ultimate pervert. I sought out panties, I put a pair on my head...and then I met Pantsu, the all foreseeing GOD. I couldn’t resist--”

>”People are giving us weird looks hold the fuck up.”
>You drag Emy off towards the break room.

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)23:30 No. 601465 ID: 0eaf76
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“--she asked if I wanted to become God. I wasn’t worthy of such a title. Of course it would be YOU though. RONALD. YOU ARE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE. It took me so long to realize, but you’re absolutely the best God who will ever live. I want to devote my ENTIRE existence to you.”

This is blowing my fucking mind. What is wrong with the fucking world.

“I’ll find panties for you. I’ll do everything in my power to plow you through the heavens so your pervertedness reaches the world.”

I can’t really tell if this is good or bad right now.

Gently shake her a bit or splash her face or something, she's going completely apeshit here.
Once she's calm, though...
Yeah, we can use this.
Tell her you'll accept her as your head acolyte person thing, because that is sweet as hell and you can totally use that to make this whole "attaining godhood" thing easier.

It's very good. Tell her to blow you as proof of devotion and to help channel your power for better planning.

>I can’t really tell if this is good or bad right now.
Well, it's probably good for us in pure terms of us getting panties. But I'm kind of worried about her mental health.

>what do
Okay, okay! If it's so important to you, you can help me.

*gulp* And... I think you know what the first thing you have to do, is.

a test! give her a test. she must get at least one pair from the locker room of school.

Have her give you her panties.
After she masturbates in them. And soaks them in your seed.
Because rituals.

maybe she could be helpful

ask if she has any ideas on how to bet boss lady's panties

also ask for her dirty panties as an offering

>>601465
Stretch her panties over both your heads.
Ask the goddess if you can appoint people to gather panties in your name. If so, appoint Emy as an agent of yours.
Then ask what makes panties more valuable. Is it perversity? What?

>>601471
If you're going to do that, then have sex with her while she's wearing them, then let them soak in your mingled juices while the two of you walk to her home.

>>601465

Might as well ask for her own underwears and see where it goes. We must test this theory.

For science. And godhood.

>>601465
IT IS A GOOD THING TRUST US.

Tell her you accept her offering. By which you mean she needs to give you her panties. Right now. After you gain the power from those, next she can help you get panties. A two-man team is much better for burglary... we can have one person be the lookout while the other breaks in and does the deed.

Does she have any sisters? She could lure them out of their room while you sneak in and steal the panties. Heck, her mother's would count too.

Then there's the laundromat thing. She can be a distraction while you grab panties from the basket of the victim. She's better at talking than you, after all.

Orion 2014/11/10(Mon)23:45 No. 601477 ID: 0eaf76
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>"Well the first course of action would be to give me your--"

"TAKE THEM MY KING!!!"

POW

>"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

"Command me more! Take them all..."

Guys I'M REALLY CONCERNED HOW DO I CALM HER DOWN. I CAN'T GET ANYTHING DONE IF SHE'S PUNCHING ME WITH HER PANTIES.

Shut her up with your dick. Unless you can just turn invisible or teleport away. Stop thinking like a mortal bound by laws and shit.

"VERY GOOD! but the next task will be harder and require stealth. the power of the panties is based on how willing the person was to give them up. ironically, you wanting to give me yours makes them weaker. so we must get them from people that don't want them taken."

>>601477
Tell her to SIT and be quiet. If she can't control herself then she's useless!

Oh! Dump a glass of (ice)water on her. That'll cool her down.

>>601477
"STOP! You could alert the other candidates! Just hand me your panties like a normal pervert!"

Put the panties on both your heads.

>HOW DO I CALM HER DOWN.
>Command me more!
Uh...

SIT!

Yes, treat her like a crazed, overexcited puppy demanding your attention. She gets off on being bossed around? Boss her.

I COMMAND you to take a deep goddam breath or twelve and calm down some man

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)00:00 No. 601484 ID: 0eaf76
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>"If you don't calm down and SIT DOWN, then...o-other candidates might hear! Our cover will be blown and I won't become God!"

"Oh no...I'm a traitor...what have I done?!"

>"It's fine if you just keep quiet, okay?"

"Phew...I'm good. But please take my panties."

>You put panties in pocket.

>"Now, in this moment my objective is to just get as many panties as I can."

"Right."

>"Do you have any sisters? Or do you have any sort of plan on how I can, y'know, get some panties?"

"I can't make up plans. That's the job of a God, such as yourself.

>"...You aren't helping."

"Actually, we could just go to the sorority houses at that local college. I have a few friends that live in some."

Ooh! Perfect! A conglomeration of girls with panties ready to be stolen!

>Sex her up.

What part of 'men need to recharge' do you not understand.

>>601484
Suggest stealing Reina's panties just to see what Emy thinks of the idea. The Sorority may have quantity, but the crazy boss who would probably kill you has to be quality.

>>601484
Tell her she needs to act like a normal pervert, instead of a high priestess - she keeps it out of the public eye, and acts completely ordinary in public.
Also, ask her to treat you like always - tell her she's one of your oldest friends, and that earns her informality as she was with you before the beginning.

Then stretch the panties over both your heads.

>I can't make up plans. That's the job of a God, such as yourself
You're not a god yet. You need a devotee to help you get there, first.

>Actually, we could just go to the sorority houses at that local college. I have a few friends that live in some.
See! That's a good plan. They trust you, so they won't suspect if you get me in to steal their panties.

>Sex her up.
She basically made herself your slave. There's no rush, you can always do that later.

...besides, it would be kind of nice to find out if any of that stuff from earlier was her actually liking you, or all panty cult suspicion inspired, first.

>sorority
Excuse me while I feel like a giant fucking dumbass for not thinking of the most obvious fucking way to steal panties ever.

Yes. Let's do that. Except, we may want more people. Talk to that guy that got you into this whole mess to begin with. Get him and some of his friends to raid alongside you. THEN BETRAY THEM SO THEY TAKE THE FALL. Your cultist will say she recognizes the guys, and have the names of those you did the raid with, and she'll lead the girls to them so they can retake their panties. Except, you'll have worn a mask, so nobody will know who you were. Bonus points if you can somehow get the panties they stole too. I'm not sure how to do that though.

>betraying your friends
One nega-vote for this plan of action. You're doing some morally questionable shit already, let's not add Judasing the people we care about to that long list of horrible things.

>>601489
No dude, it's not Ron's friends he'd be betraying. It's the rabbit's friends. Who Ron is pissed off at.

Okay, first things first, Emy, where is my power purchase page. I have 12 points, that should buy me something. This is how RPG's work!

Oh and
>>601501
>What part of 'men need to recharge' do you not understand.
Well, maybe not normal sex, but wouldn't it be a little fun to learn how to go down on a girl and stimulate her a bit?

>>601496
I don't think he's that angry. Having a scapegoat is a good plan, but unless he turns out to be the competition, it shouldn't be him.

Put the strawberry panties on your head to raise the score. Get Emy a new pair in the mean time.

To infiltrate the sorority you should clearly dress up as a girl yourself. See if you can call up the deer lady to help out as well. She might be up for panty theft and naughty times. Make sure she isn't part of the sorority first though.

See if that guy who got you Into this knows about the godhood thing, maybe this is deeper than you know.

Also, quality over quantity is key here, unless we can get quantity without sacrificing too much quantity.

>>601485
I support this

SHE WANTS TO SERVE YOU so give her eways to do so harmlessly. Tell her that as a part of your cult, she must never wear panties unless absolutely necessary for sanitary reasons or if in a swimsuit. This is subtle enough that she can do it without too many problems.

She is to always take panties whenever the opportunity to do so without detection presents itself.

She must avoid detection or blowing your cover.

If she desires to please us further, she can ask in a few hours.

Finally, she is to secure the code or key for entering the sorority, as well as cameras and other security measures. The plan is to use some form of necessity for assistance with school work as a cover.

While you are the planner and one in charge, you defer to her judgement when it comes to her friends and the mission's particulars - she is the expert, after all.

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)15:20 No. 601573 ID: 0eaf76
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>You wrap the panties around your head. They EXPLODE INTO BUBBLES.

“Wow!”

“Ahhh! You nabbed the girl’s panties! Excellent! They smell DIVINE.”

“Stop being so fucking creepy. Also, with Emy being a uh, cultist and all...is she allowed to help me out?”

“Of course! As long as you’re the one putting the panties on your head, I don’t really give a heckie!”

“Cool...oh, what’s my power level now?”

“For making me laugh out loud, your power level is now 27!”

“...Only 27?”

“DON’T COMPLAIN.”

--

>”Oh, and Emy, as your new God, there are a few rules I must lay down.”

“Anything for my dear King…”

>Thou must never wear panties, unless you have a swimsuit.

>Thou must refer to me informally.

>Thou must always take panties when the opportunity arises.

>Thou must avoid blowing the God’s cover.

>”Are my terms clear?”

“Crystal clear.”

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)15:22 No. 601575 ID: 0eaf76
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>”Also...do you think...you would be able to help me retrieve Reina’s panties?”

“Reina?”

>”Her panties are probably worth a fortune...if we could get our hands on those…”

“True...I’ll see what I can do. Reina likes me, so it’ll be better if I try and uh, convince her.”

Now about the sorority...I could just ask Emy to sneak in by herself and--

>Dress up as a girl.

…

You’ve got to be joking.

>>601575
So... How long has Emy been crushing on you?

Or use your new powers to turn into a girl, it's up to you.

>>601575
DO IT. You got extra points for making Pantsu laugh, so the more ridiculous your plans are, the more power you get!

Emy can help with the crossdressing.

>>601575
This truly does seem like the best plan. It's practically flawless.

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)15:39 No. 601582 ID: 0eaf76
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>Come on, it'll make Pantsu laugh! And it's flawless!

>"I DON'T CARE IF IT'LL GET ME A MILLION DOLLARS. I AM NOT DRESSING UP AS A WOMAN."

OH YES YOU ARE!

oh cmon theres nothing wrong with it, plus youll get to look pretty (and become pantsu god on the side)

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)15:41 No. 601585 ID: 0eaf76
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>"You can't make me...nuh uh..."

please? pretty please?

>>601585
Oh fine you spoilsport. Emy can just be your distraction then. She can gather a bunch of the girls in one room and tell you ahead of time which rooms will be empty so you can sneak into them.

You should do it to get used to wearing panties, I mean what kind of pantsu god doesn't even wear panties?

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)15:50 No. 601590 ID: 0eaf76
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I fucking hate you all. Why did I let you guys boss me around.

"I'm glad my parents are away for the weekend...otherwise you would never be able to come to my house."

>"Just get this over with..."

"Do your breasts look okay? I tried to make them even...but they're still kind of...uh, awkward..."

Lol you look like the deer chick from before.

>>601590
Her parents are gone? Steal a pair of her mother's panties. Sure it won't be worth a lot but it's still something.

The boobs are too high up.

make sure to get emy to loan you a pair of her (used) panties. you wouldn't want your cover to be blown by a gust of wind or something

>>601590
Ask her when she started liking you! How long ago was it?

hmm, as long as you don't draw attention to yourself.

Alright, you'll need a general layout of the sorority, a reasonable excuse for her to be there, a huge ass but inconspicuous bag for the lewt, a way to get in to places we aren't supposed to (this depends on the kind of locks they have). I say you set off a fire alarm as a distraction so she has the time to steal what she can.

While you aren't going to be able to make the boobs look completely natural, they should at least look like restrained naturals. Find something that sags down a bit.

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)16:04 No. 601602 ID: 0eaf76
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>You look like the deer chick.

Fuck you.

>”My boobs are a bit high.”

“Are they? Hmm…”

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)16:05 No. 601603 ID: 0eaf76
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…

>“So when did you start liking me?”

“Wh-What!? Who ever said that I liked you?”

>>601603
She seems to have "known" that you're the grand pervert (something she thinks is the best thing) for a while, considering how quickly she requested to be allowed to be a devout for you, and looking up to a person like that definitely qualifies as liking them. All you asked is how long she liked you, not how long she's had a crush or something.

The voices in my head I picked up in the Panty Drawer. They seem pretty convinced about it.

The grow up so fast, I'm so proud!

>>601603
So, worship doesn't count?

>>601603
Emy, are we wrong? No one had to say anything. We aren't an aloof anime character.

>>601603
"There were hints, and then you pledged everything to me at the drop of a hat with no qualms. You don't need to hide it or worry, I'm just curious."

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)16:23 No. 601612 ID: 0eaf76
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>"I mean, you see me as a God and stuff...so I assumed--"

"It's a sin to desire anything romantic from God. I must abstain."

>"You know you can--"

"ABSTINENCE."

>"Uh, ok, then how long did you know I was gonna be the Panty God?"

"Almost from the moment I first saw you. I can see potential...you had the most potential out of any person I knew. So much boiled up sexual frustration..."

>"Um..."

>>601612
So, wait, does that mean if you have sex with someone, you won't be worthy anymore?

Wait, if I'm the God, don't I get to decide what's sinful?

Anyway... what's up with powers you supposed to get... think its about time we get some?

>>601612
"A sin? That's MY call. You know nuns are called 'brides of christ', right? High priestess outranks nun, so what does that make you?
Besides, shouldn't you WANT to service your god? Relish the though of worship?"

>>601618

Orion 2014/11/11(Tue)16:53 No. 601625 ID: 0eaf76
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>>601618

"A-Are...you giving me permission to...have a crush on you?"

>>601625
Wow it sounds weird when she puts it that way.
Psst dude try not to stick your dick in crazy

>>601625
Say something along the lines that that would make you a dick, god no. She have your feeling's, they're her. She can crush all you want girl. Anybody, anything. And that thinking you're the super best because I will gain divine powers is dumb, really dumb.

You'd be more like a greek god, with flaws and shit. No Christian god or jesus, who, if they still exist would be super pissed off about you comparing yourself to them.
Greek god's don't give no shit long as you ain't got hubris if they're the real thing.

You know, we've got a pantheon to read up on and ask around. A pantytheon, if you will.

"No no, I'm saying DO WHAT YOU WANT. I'm not gonna get up in your business about faith tenets over shit like that, that's all personal stuff that you can decide on your own.
Now, let's stop wasting time being awkward with each other and get in on some underwear theft already."

>>601627
>Psst dude try not to stick your dick in crazy
Crossed that line when we met deer girl.