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17858 No. 17858 ID: 8e18cd

Since the last thread is HUGE, we need a new one!

Old one is here

>>319591
Expand all images
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No. 17859 ID: a83ce3

WAY TO START A THREAD WITH YOUR OWN IMAGE GNOLL
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No. 17862 ID: 8c0848

>>327659
But I didn't. That's not even my art style.
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No. 17864 ID: f95872

Possibly the most appropriate opening image we've ever had.
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No. 17866 ID: 6922af

>>327658
Don't see why she's hiding anything. What's there to see?
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No. 17868 ID: f58d30

Oh well, new thread. I'll ask again:
To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
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No. 17873 ID: c4c313

>>327668

"What kind of man do you find totally hot?"

..or woman depending
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No. 17877 ID: 8c0848
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17877

>Your perfect man/woman/life mate?

I don't even know. Going with my own race isn't really an option, since I'm all messed up. Kobolds are all small and kind of weird and dragons are rare, vicious and arrogant.

I did grow up around a lot of humans, but I don't think humans really like women with tails and claws and fur... or is this hair? Is there a difference?

The point is, humans don't like that kind of thing unless they're screwed up or something.
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No. 17879 ID: a594b9

>>327677
Sounds like you need to find a lizardfolk or something.
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No. 17881 ID: f95872

>>327677
The difference is fur is hollow.
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No. 17882 ID: 701a19

>>327677
So, basically, you want Jehral?
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No. 17883 ID: f4e4f9

>>327677
Can't you transform into an elf or human? Whats the problem here?
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No. 17885 ID: 34470e

Reiterating:
>>327614
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No. 17888 ID: e3f578

Which one of you all likes to smoke a cigar after a good kill in a manly manner?
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No. 17892 ID: 1a99f0

>>327677
>The point is, humans don't like that kind of thing unless they're screwed up or something
if they don't, they're racist.
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No. 17894 ID: 2eac65

>>327677
Question to any humans: Do you like this kind of thing?
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No. 17895 ID: 1177ca

>>327685
Utterly indifferent. I dropped out of the entire video game thing when I was, like, twelve. Focused on hacking from there on.

>>327694
...No.
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No. 17896 ID: f98e0b
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17896

>>327668
Hell, I dunno. Hold on, let me cool this brewski down a tick.
Cone of Frost + Beer can=Ice Cold One
That's better.
Lessee. Prefect lady.
Well for starters, she'd be a stunner. Tall an' tan an' graceful an' slender and, ah, flexible. And she'd have to be able to kick my arse, or come close to it, anyhow. She'd have to know it too, y'know, have this confidence about herself and what she does, not so much as t'be vain and uptight about it, but enough that she wouldn't be insecure or need me to tell her how great she is every bloody second. She couldn't be too damn serious, either. Y'know, you can like, relax around her. Not always be thinking, I need to impress this gel. Say the right thing. She makes you feel liked, y'know? Especially when she laughs. Spirits, that laugh. I could look at her pretty little curves all day but I'd sooner just hear her. I'd like to see her smile, some day, under the helmet.
Ah, hypothetically.
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No. 17897 ID: 701a19

>>327696
So, basically, Jai.
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No. 17898 ID: 5360c7

>>327677
could you use your shape shifting powers to regrow that missing chunk from your ear?
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No. 17899 ID: a7a85a

>>327677

Fffff- count me in, I was about to mention how pretty you look pondering there.
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No. 17901 ID: b4b04d
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17901

>To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
Hm. Well obviously I've never really thought about settling down with someone, but... I suppose, if I was pressed to come up with a list of preferences...

They should be tall, impeccably dressed, well-read, ambitious, driven -- a natural leader. I've never really been picky about races but I suppose I wouldn't mind if they were a race of Man, for instance, to pick at random, a Volto or something.
I find men with a dark side to be that much more interesting. Slim figure, I suppose, musclemen have never done anything for me.
Dashing, daring, and just a little wild.

But I mean, that's just a general preference.
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No. 17902 ID: b4b04d
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17902

>To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
You know what I look for? If they are Willfultree.
If they are not, I'm not interested.

He's my perfect life mate.

And you know what, I'm gonna find out if he knows what to do in bed someday

>"Mm? What are we talking about?"

Nothing, Will! ♥
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No. 17903 ID: b4b04d
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17903

>To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
Choosing a woman is a difficult task. But proper criteria can narrow the search easily.
Physically, the ideal woman has a womanly figure. Buxom, healthily plump, with wide hips, ample breasts, and a tender, sweet face. She should be fertile, of course -- I have no immediate plans to sire an heir to my inevitable dominion but it is something I should account for.
The perfect woman knows her place and does not try to overstep that. She will not undercut me, she will not be argumentative. But neither will she be fully subservient. She will have a mind of her own, and opinions that come with that. She will not be a slave. She will not be treated as property. She will have her own voice. But my word will come first.

My rule will one day be vast, covering many lands. If I ever choose a queen, she must be chosen carefully.
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No. 17904 ID: b4b04d
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17904

>To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
Uh? You're kidding, right?
Phoo. I dunno. Geeze, I don't really think about life mates or anything like that.
I mean, I guess I'd want like... a nice guy. I dunno. He'd... yeah. If he was, like... I dunno.
A nice guy. Yeah, I guess.

Uh.
Preferably around my size.
Or a little shorter's fine.

But uh, nice. Just... ordinary. I guess.
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No. 17905 ID: b4b04d
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17905

HA HA HA HA!
What do I look for in a woman?
HA HA HA!
Well! Ha ha. Well. Mm. Let's see.
ONE. Does she have a vagina?
TWO. Does she have tit-- actually, let's not be picky.

Just one, then.
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No. 17906 ID: badf27

>>327705
You're a true gentleman, Dompag.
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No. 17907 ID: badf27
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17907

Hatch: PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

Rynh: By that criteria, I would guess that the huge majority of us are fucked up.

MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

Ashedel: How do I put this gently?

Ridder... wants to plow you. He wants to make a million bastardized leferran babies with you.

But don't let him use your breasts as pillows...
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No. 17908 ID: 63f46a
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17908

My perfect woman would be intelligent, pretty, witty and awesome! I actually had a girlfriend like this. We met during project in New Sovi
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No. 17909 ID: 63f46a
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17909

FUCK! I'm falling down all these stairs!
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No. 17910 ID: d560d6

>>327709
I don't know why, but this had me in absolute stitches.
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No. 17912 ID: 8c0848
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17912

>Rynh: By that criteria, I would guess that the huge majority of us are fucked up.

That would be the joke, hurr durr.

>>327682
I don't know. He just seems like more of a teasing and snuggling target than a romantic interest. He's just so small with his little floppy ears...

>>327692
Yeah, I guess race doesn't really matter, as long as we get along. If mixed breeding can produce me, it can't be that bad. Hee~
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No. 17914 ID: 8bdb6a

Saulanna Rockblossom: Now that you've stolen some memories of the world and the situation, tell us a little about yourself. Why were you wearing shackles? How do you feel about being granted power (and a war-form with big hips) by two separate supernatural beings? How do you feel about Wordblood? Do you feel like the oath he gave you was magically binding?
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No. 17918 ID: 620bfb

>>327709
I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog!
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No. 17919 ID: f98e0b

>>327703
So Ashedel.
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No. 17922 ID: 5360c7

>>327719
>implying she can produce an heir to Muschio's throne.
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No. 17923 ID: f98e0b

>>327722
REMEMBER MR. M
REMEMBER HIM
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No. 17924 ID: 1a99f0

>>327703
I didn't notice anything about heredity or race. Does it matter if your children are purebreed Volto or of royal blood?
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No. 17925 ID: 34470e

>>327694
Magun:I'd give it a try. If I wasn't dating Ifsaihkt. Mainly because since you asked that question, the orb will not shut up about it.

Sven Steen:Uh, no. Disgusting. I hope a contract comes up for you soon. I'll enjoy watching as your eyes go lifeless from my friends.
>>327668
Sven Steen:One able to be raped. Maybe around my age. Of course, they'd have to not have a contract up for them. I'll come back once in a while to check on the progress of the baby.

Magun:Oh, I have absolutely no idea. No idea at all. I'll just go with whoever's available.

Rojo:"Someone like Xom or Ky. I don't know. I can't choose. Maybe combine them. They're so hot.

Haru:Uh, maybe one that'll accept me for not wanting to be the king. That might be impossible, though. With the coronation, people will want me to rule forever.

Murelle:Murelle will just choose someone who is interested in her. After all, she may never see the mate again. Murelle has been a Queen once before. She mat come into contact with one of her kin at any time.

Torus:Already found him. His name is Jathura.

Nirblilm:Well, Del is cute and pretty. Maybe someone cute and pretty.

Ifsaihkt:That's a tough one. They'd have to have at least a somewhat nice body. Maybe nice hair. Can't smell bad. You wouldn't believe the amount of people who smell bad to me. It's like they try and mask their smell, and it makes it worse. Who would try and do that? Those people are weird. Speaking of weird, I've seen quite a few weird people. Or people in weird clothes. Silver and hard clothes. On horses. I'd imagine the clothes to be pretty heavy as well. Who would wear such heavy clothes? And why so hard? I guess they never heard of comfort. You know what else is comforting? listening to the birds chirp. I haven't heard that in a while. We should get a bird inside the tower. How many different types of hirds are there?
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No. 17928 ID: e31d52

>>327677
Antares: :3c
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No. 17942 ID: 2a421d
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17942

>>327688
Why yes I have been know to enjoy a good cigar after my latest conquest. However, I am usually rather pressed for time thus limit myself to a mere cigarette post-kill and reserve the good smokes for the finale of my operations.

>>327668
As fro romantic endeavors I am quite too young to settle down, a more appropriate age to sew some oats as my father would say.

However, I am of the opinion that more often than not a woman has been the ruination of great men, and greatness should not be held captive by some urge.. some spasm of the flesh.

Of course, I have no need of an heir as I plan to live forever.

>>327685
As for games... I think the market is sorely in need of some turn-based strategy. Action and shooting is pleasant and all, but that's plebs work, a keen intellect should rather seek out a thinking man's game no?
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No. 17949 ID: 10c20a
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17949

>Your perfect man/woman/life mate?

"Hmm. I guess I gotta say I really don't know. I suppose I'd be looking for a good size, good vibrant color that went well with mine... uh... I suppose having a personality that wouldn't drive me completely insane would help.
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No. 17951 ID: 426169
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17951

Ok, so I'd totally want a chick, who'd be like all cool and smooth and maybe not too picky and she'd totally be into me 'nstuff, and she'd totally be cool with us just hangin out and not start buildin' a nest straight away cuz that'd cramp my style y'know and we'd just hang out and get some sweet lovin done, tho I don't want kids I mean not yet I mean I've totally got nothing against kids I love kids yessir just not for a little while, mkay? Hey don't go, I'm totally the guy you're lookin for. Yeah, o'course I want a family, I'm totally ready to settle down. How'bout you and me go check out this sweet place I got, totally has a seaside view, as many fisheyes as you can eat, hey 'cmon don't give me a look like that, man. You're not a dude are you? Cuz I totally don't do dudes.
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No. 17953 ID: f98e0b
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17953

>>327697
NO. Ha. Uh, no. Not Jai, lad. Why would ye think it would be-okay. Someone like Jai, maybe. Not the lass herself. I sort of screwed the pooch on that score. See when she first showed up at the arenas I took one look at her, and, being the cocky douchebag I was, decided that she was the One or something, an' if I just got to be friends with her, her bonnie little heart would melt an' she'd fall madly in love with me. Welp, the first part worked out okay. She's easy to get along with, but, ah...
Fast forward to now. I am so far in the friend zone and off her radar that I doubt she’d bat an eyelash if I showed up outside her window at midnight doing pelvic thrusts in a feckin’ banana hammock, and every time we duel in the arena I see her shakin' that beautiful brown butt of hers in that skintight suit and I get reminded she is pretty permanently off-feckin'-limits.

Aye...

Maybe someone who looks like her, though.
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No. 17954 ID: e31d52

>>327753
Oh, if only he knew.
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No. 17955 ID: f21281

Jean-Luc: How many Star Trek comments get directed at you on a daily basis.
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No. 17957 ID: 834f47
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17957

>>327714
Saulanna's FOURTH WALL is too powerful for her to speak directly to her audience!

If she could, however, she would respond by saying that she does not think she has sufficient information to be decisive on any of these things yet. She is currently trying not to think on how she feels about everything, as it would only distract her.
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No. 17959 ID: f58d30

>>327701
Uuuhhh... You just described Muschio. Did you know that?
It seems you still have the hots for him.
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No. 17960 ID: 1a99f0

>>327759
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. it's funnier if she figures it out on her own.
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No. 17961 ID: bde1b8

>>327759
I think she just intentionally described Muschio without saying names.
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No. 17965 ID: f95872

>>327753
>I doubt she’d bat an eyelash if I showed up outside her window at midnight doing pelvic thrusts in a feckin’ banana hammock
Try it. You might be surprised.
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No. 17966 ID: 2eac65

>>327760
She already confessed her love to him.
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No. 17967 ID: 701a19

>>327725
Uh, Sven Steen? You know that guidance spirits don't have eyes, right? And that they're immune to weapons, poisons, and almost everything else?
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No. 17971 ID: 34470e

>>327767
It doesn't matter. For now. I may or may not know someone who can give you guidance spirits a body just so my friends can taste how delicious your blood is.
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No. 17974 ID: f98e0b
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17974

>>327755
I vill be honset viz you and say zat vas ze first one ever. I dont think I've ever heard of zis Star Trek, anyvay. Sounds like a tv show or movie or somezing. I don't have much time for zat stuff and my fighters don't really talk about them during Arena Bouts. Vell, besides Mademoiselle Dahlia and her love of zer choppy-bloody-scary flicks. I like to think zey are more invested in zeir training. I have one of zer best damn battlegroups on campus.
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No. 18001 ID: fc5f60

seto96n, you speak in a way that implies you have had previous experience; is this the case? or do you speak as a ranking officer merely because you were designed as one?
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No. 18009 ID: 407b5b
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18009

>>327668
Don't rightly know, See when I was a lil' girl used to dream that a tall, dark and handsome stranger would take we away on his horse into a fantastic land beyond the sunset...

But been practical like, I guess somebody with a good heart, you know honest, friendly 'n such. Don't want him to be soft or anythen though, gotta be made of some stern stuff, gotta be able to make those hard decisions n do what needs doen.

I'dunno, maybe I'm jest thinken ah somebody like mah father? Like a Lawman erh cowboy or somthen?
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No. 18010 ID: f0d3c0

>>327771
i dont think that works but if it does we're spirits anyway. we lose the body and come right back annoyed.
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No. 18021 ID: d560d6

Everyone: let's see your passport photo.

(This will totally not be used for evil.)
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No. 18031 ID: 9cb4b3
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18031

>In lovers, what do you look for most?

Twins.
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No. 18034 ID: 8c0848

Tienaye, what are your feelings on sloppy blowjobs?
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No. 18037 ID: e3f578

Everyone, a similar question. What do you look for in a Bro? The best friend. The guy (or girl) you bump fists and do high fives with when something awesome happens? The person who will always back you up and believes in you who believes in them?
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No. 18041 ID: d560d6

>>327831
What, not a stylish corolla and a great sense of humour?
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No. 18046 ID: f58d30

>>327749
but what about the behemoth lady? you know, Shyen? She seemed to like you at first impression :D
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No. 18047 ID: 8c0848
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18047

>>327841
Hey, there's something to be said for a nice set of twins... Yow!
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No. 18049 ID: e3f578

Jehral, what does it mean to be a MAN, you badass?
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No. 18057 ID: 620bfb

Hey Jehral, why'd you even go with Rynh anyway? Seemed like you had a decent gig going.
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No. 18060 ID: 8c0848
File 127706720643.png - (95.26KB , 436x541 , aboutthat.png )
18060

>>327857
Well... I'm basically a scout, so my job is mostly "Go find the enemy and tell us what you saw, if you don't come back, we'll assume they shot you full of arrows". Orcs and gnolls are usually the preferred frontline mercs, 'cause they're huge and vicious. Human and elf archers and footmen make good rates and goblin engineers with their bombs are usually in high demand. Halfling and kobold scouts are not really useful in a melee, so we don't make a huge amount of money.

The big job I turned down to go with Rynh was guarding a farm wagon to the next town so I could rejoin the company... The chance to snag some dragon gold seemed a bit better. I wonder if I can still pocket something?
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No. 18061 ID: f21281

>>327860
Maybe if you wore a banana hammock and hipthrusted in her window in the middle of the night.

She might take pity on you and give you a few gold pieces.

That or eat you.
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No. 18064 ID: d3dfb8

>>327860
You might be able to pocket Rynh's heart.
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No. 18066 ID: f82d85

Ugh, I think I threw up on my keyboard.

I can't think of a good question for anyone.

Um, hey that guy Tory that owns the tower. Did you ever like, get bored being a mad scientist? I dunno, it just seems like dealing with people dumber than you all the time would get tiring.
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No. 18067 ID: 1a99f0

>>327847
>>327860
>>327864
you know, Rynh might be able to pull off a basic, limited cloning technique...
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No. 18069 ID: a7a85a

>>327860
What happened to kicking ass and taking names?
I thought the only reason you lost to Rynh was you weren't trying to kill her. What happened to your elven kung-fu?
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No. 18070 ID: a7a85a

>>327709
>>327710

I don't know why, but I laughed my ass off too.
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No. 18104 ID: 63f46a
File 127710847586.png - (37.04KB , 512x512 , Tory_answers_2.png )
18104

>Um, hey that guy Tory that owns the tower. Did you ever like, get bored being a mad scientist? I dunno, it just seems like dealing with people dumber than you all the time would get tiring.

It's awesome and hardly boring! I can do whatever I want. Even being something else, I would still have to deal with dumb people. And dealing with dumb people is not that bad. Doc is very intelligent, and so is Sister in her own way ( she knows lots about things I don't ).
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No. 18110 ID: 701a19

>>327860
>>327864
Or be pocketed by Rynh. Either or. She's been lusting after you in secret, after all.

How does that strike you?
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No. 18113 ID: a594b9
File 127713307667.jpg - (52.09KB , 555x555 , colored-bacon-plate.jpg )
18113

Hey Rynh, what do you think of this?
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No. 18120 ID: 481e1f
File 127715935921.png - (219.90KB , 640x480 , itqseto.png )
18120

>>327801
I've led five missions and taken part in eight others. At least, this is what I'm lead to believe. 'Course, I have no idea if these memories are mine or someone else's or products of CN's undoubtedly limitless imagination.

Met Rito and Tene on those missions, though, so it's probably legit. Had to abandon Rito to a bunch of robots, yet she's somehow managed to survive that. Never wanted to do it, but there wasn't a lot of choice. Glad to see she's still alive, personally.

As for my apparent experience with the monitors, well... I'd rather not get into that.
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No. 18130 ID: 8c0848
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18130

>>327913
I don't fucking care. I don't give a shit about bacon. So kindly shove all your bacon related questions squarely up your ass so I don't have to hear them or I'll do it for you.
Maybe you think I'm going soft because I'm looking more girly? Let me assure you that my appearance in no way effects my ability to pop your head off like a champagne cork. I'm a badass, flame-belching engine of destruction and I will have some fucking respect!

>>327910
I never said that, but if I decide I want to get physical with him or anyone else, it's none of your fucking business!

Gnoll, stop dicking around and get this thing back on track, I'm far to awesome to be dicking around like this. I want my fucking magical adventure. Now!

I think that's all I want to say...
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No. 18132 ID: a594b9

>>327930
YES! That's what I like to hear! Don't take any shit, Rynh!
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No. 18134 ID: 28955b

>>327930
as per your being angry and retailitory against innocent bacon and relationship comments...
Do Kobolds/Kobold halfbreeds PMS?
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No. 18135 ID: 9cb4b3

>>327930
Put your tail down, you're mooning everyone you harlot.
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No. 18139 ID: a594b9

>>327935
She has a special skirt for that.
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No. 18140 ID: 1a99f0

>>327930
Jeeze Rynh, you don't need to take it out on us if you aren't having a magical adventure...

Speaking of which, why are you so mean to Jehral sometimes? He did leave some work he had lined up to follow you into a dragon's den, you know.
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No. 18143 ID: 9cb4b3
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18143

>>327834
Sloppy blowjobs? That doesn't sound like a question a lady should answer.

>>327841
I suppose a sense of humor would be nice. I'm not ready to start settling down just yet, however, so for now, truthfully, I'm not interested in anyone.
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No. 18144 ID: 476456

>>327940

you will be making ass biter jokes for the rest of the time you know hatch and ikar, am i correct?
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No. 18145 ID: 6922af

>>327930
I keep waiting for Kanye to tell you Muschio had a better moment of rage.
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No. 18146 ID: 5a2e05

>>327930
Woah man, watch it. Going dangerously meta.
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No. 18153 ID: e973f4

Dessen: I have heard rumors that you eat people. Is this true?
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No. 18156 ID: badf27

>>327930
Calm down, you half-breed freak of nature. Bacon is something to enjoy, not to PMS about.


PS you are utterly hideous and you probably should not have been born. How you were even conceived is a sheer marvel!

Not to mention you are a fucking bundle of sticks and some bacon would do you good, you anorexic bonebag. You're so skinny not even a starving gnoll would be able to get a morsel out of you. Not that they'd try, you're far too hideous, you shambling abomination of flesh.
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No. 18157 ID: f58d30

>>327956
Harsh dude.... harsh.
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No. 18158 ID: 1a99f0

>>327956
She just wants to go on a magical adventure, man, can't you see?
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No. 18159 ID: db4ac6

>>327956
hey fredrick, don't be a dick.
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No. 18160 ID: 9bddc8

>>327956
Hey man, some of us like 'em weird
I'm sure there's some guys out there with half-breed fetishes, too.
>>
No. 18162 ID: a7a85a

>>327940
He's a bit of a dick to her too. But I don't think either of them really mean it. They're just busting each others balls as friends do.
>>
No. 18163 ID: 1a99f0

>>327956
I feel I should note, Rynh's conception must have been pretty strange...
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No. 18170 ID: d560d6

>>327963
What, >>327494 ?
>>
No. 18171 ID: fc5f60
File 127721196965.jpg - (20.21KB , 298x298 , nathan.jpg )
18171

>>327956

... brutal...
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No. 18172 ID: 6a5a08
File 127721226775.jpg - (55.70KB , 440x422 , zombie-apocalypse.jpg )
18172

>>327956

>shambling abomination of flesh.
I'll show you that.
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No. 18180 ID: 5a2e05

>>327962
Tso tsundere.
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No. 18181 ID: 6164e0

>>327956
I like how this posting id has the word bad in it. Fits.
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No. 18187 ID: 1a99f0

>>327970
exactly
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No. 18210 ID: b4ae88

TO ALL CHARACTERS!
what is your favorite food.
>>
No. 18212 ID: a41aaf

>>327930
>I don't give a shit about bacon.
Who are you and what have you done with Rynh.
>>
No. 18216 ID: a7a85a

Wordblood,
what kind of books do you like to read for
your own enjoyment?
>>
No. 18224 ID: 67c611

Penji:

What do you do with prisoners of war?
What do you do if you are captured alive?
What do you do with dead enemies?

You should know these things. Just like you know all that other stuff without understanding why.
>>
No. 18231 ID: c5ce35

>>328012

A demon must have possessed her when she changed shape.
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No. 18232 ID: 1a99f0

>>328031
I have heard that tinkering with magic opens up your body to possession by fell spirits, but no longer liking bacon seems to be the only personality change so far. We'll just have to keep the possibility in mind.
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No. 18233 ID: 34470e

>>328010
Nir:Honey chicken. It tastes so good and sweet. I want to eat it every day.
Rojo:Mine would have to be either pork or ham. I can't decide which. Sometimes I like to mix the two.
Torus:I can't just choose one food, but I can say that I like exotic foods like khao phat, escargot, and lo mein.
Arkan:My favorite food is the food that's able to be eaten. After all, food is to be eaten. Anything else is silly.
Carg:You can never go wrong with a big fuckin slab of steak. Especially when it's peppered.
Dedea:My most beloved grazing plant? I really do not mind, as long as it satiates me adequately.
Des:Other imps count as food, right -chie?
Haru:Um, that's a really hard question. I kind of like various fish like trout, bass, and shrimp.
Murelle:Murelle's favorite food would have to be... pickles. The amount of ways to make a pickle taste differently is so vast. It's so intriguing.
Maryse:Coq Au Vin. It is... how do you say... um... tastefully.
Magun:Eh... uh, hamburgers with lettuce, ketchup, mustard, and sliced pickles. And soft bacon. It's a plus if the bun has sesame seeds on it.
Ifsaihkt:It's cake.
Gwitel:Chicken, especially if it's slathered with vodka. It makes it taste so much better.
Zedinot:Corn. It's yellow, and yellow's my favorite color.
Delmanis:My favorite food is fireheart water. I don't get why people don't classify it as a food when it obviously is.
Sven Steen:It doesn't matter what my favorite food is. It all ends up in the same place. I don't get why all the morons care about that stuff.
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No. 18239 ID: c5ce35

>>328032

Could be a Jewish spirit.
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No. 18240 ID: 1a99f0

>>328039
So what? Now she's half dragon, half kobold, half jew? No way there's enough gold in the world to satisfy her desire.
>>
No. 18244 ID: 506441

>>328031
Yeah, her mother.
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No. 18251 ID: 1a99f0

>>328044
But surely any dragon would have an appreciation for greasy pig strips.
>>
No. 18255 ID: c4c313

Shut up you guys are ruining bacon.

Penji: What do you smell like?
>>
No. 18258 ID: 0c4fcd

so dragons are the jew overlord?

this explains so much.
>>
No. 18259 ID: 6a5a08

That bacon looks like cancer to me...

Bacon + Food Coloring = BAD
>>
No. 18261 ID: 1a99f0

>>328058
What if Judaism was actually an ancient dragon worshiping cult? They collect treasure for the dragons and avoid eating foods that dragons like. Fuck you, god is a dragon.

Anyway...Rynh's mom: Why is Rynh's dad a kobold? I mean, it seems like a strange pairing, for a relationship or a fling.
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No. 18269 ID: 8c0848
File 127734270427.png - (136.93KB , 478x595 , Dragon.png )
18269

>Rynh's mom: Why is Rynh's dad a kobold? I mean, it seems like a strange pairing, for a relationship or a fling.

When he came of age, he had the unmitigated gall to declare that I would be his mate. I refused, of course. He persisted. I struck him him, battered him, threatened to kill him and each time he would crawl back and insist that I give in. It amused me to no end until eventually, I did.
He insisted on keeping the resulting offspring, but I wanted nothing to do with it, so he left with her. I am curious as to whether he is dead or not. Brazen fools like that tend to meet violent ends.
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No. 18271 ID: f21281

>>328069
...was he good?
>>
No. 18272 ID: 63ab82

>>328069

Ahhh a great cutebold in the same level as Mudy.

Ryhn, tell us about your father.
>>
No. 18275 ID: d3dfb8

>>328071
I really want to know now. Thanks.
>>
No. 18276 ID: c4c313

Rynh's mom: Do you have any baby pictures? ^^
>>
No. 18280 ID: 2a421d

I'm pretty sure she grew up in an orphanage. Thus she never knew him...
>>325406
>>
No. 18282 ID: 6a5a08

Oh my God!

Her dad was the Kobold Doll!
>>
No. 18284 ID: 8c0848
File 127734696911.png - (143.62KB , 478x595 , eyeroll.png )
18284

I had to take the form of a kobold to accommodate the size difference, but I suppose it was satisfactory... He was rather vigorous.

Not that it's any of your business, mind you.
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No. 18285 ID: d3dfb8

>>328084
Sorry for asking... I was curious.
How many children have you had over the millennia?
>>
No. 18287 ID: c1182c

>>328084

Are all dragons perpetually grumpy, or is it just you?
>>
No. 18288 ID: c4c313

Now we must go on a quest to find Rynh's baby pictures I mean her dad.

When she hatched it must have been squeee x3~
>>
No. 18289 ID: 67c611

>>328087
She's tired of dealing with people. She's been doing this for thousands of years. Think how many times she's been asked "Are you my mommy?". After a while it gets old. Instead of having to answer all those questions she can reach over and crush them. It gets really tempting to do that and avoid the whole kid asking you dozens of questions and asking for favors thing.
>>
No. 18290 ID: 0c4fcd

O.o

are you related to flare?
>>
No. 18291 ID: 19a433

>>328084
Do you know how old Rynh is? Because she doesn't.
>>
No. 18293 ID: 27c9d9

Lyan: Do you have the prehensile clitoral hood as well as an 'adventurous spirit' or were all things relating to the clitoris replaced with wang?
>>
No. 18294 ID: f58d30

>>328088
Baby pictures! BABY PICTURES! :D
>>
No. 18295 ID: b4b04d

>>328089
"I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code."
>>
No. 18297 ID: 3416ec
File 127736445815.jpg - (91.92KB , 800x600 , Favorite_food.jpg )
18297

>TO ALL CHARACTERS!
>what is your favorite food.

Ramen noodles! Not the instant kind, the traditional Japanese kind, especially with all the toppings.

Them's good eats.
>>
No. 18298 ID: f44349

>>328094
Good idea!

To all characters ever:
WE DEMAND BABY PICTURES
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No. 18300 ID: 6a1a26
File 127737055885.png - (40.71KB , 450x450 , babies.png )
18300

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No. 18306 ID: a7a85a

>>328100

D'aaaw. =3
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No. 18309 ID: 8c0848
File 127738890491.png - (169.18KB , 455x469 , TINYLIKEBABY.png )
18309

>>328088
Tiny, wrinkled, squalling infants are not adorable, they are annoying. My purebred children could hunt on their own within the hour, this thing just writhed and cried.

>>328091
She is still a young child, about three decades old, as most races reckon time.
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No. 18310 ID: 476456

>>328069
you know you loved him.
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No. 18311 ID: a594b9

>>328109
How long do kobolds normally live?
>>
No. 18331 ID: c4c313

>>328109

In the humanoid races it's thought that infants remain helpless for so long to protect the parents from them... since parents have to remain in control of their children long enough to teach them their culture. N-not to imply dragons are uncultured! It's just that depending on how you look at them, weaknesses can be strengths, and strengths, weaknesses...
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No. 18333 ID: f58d30

>>328098
>To all characters ever:
WE DEMAND BABY PICTURES

HEAVILY SECONDED!!!

>>328109
She looks freaking adorable :3
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No. 18345 ID: 1a99f0

>>328109
Aww, she's adorable. Though now I'm wondering how her biology works. She seems like mammal, but she was born from an egg. Now I'm back to wondering if she would lay eggs or not.
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No. 18354 ID: 2a421d
File 127743691511.jpg - (52.01KB , 428x293 , platypus.jpg )
18354

>>328145
Mammals can lay eggs too, Monotremes to be exact.
>>
No. 18394 ID: fc5f60

>>328154

ahh, yes, the platypus; god's half asses prank to biologists.
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No. 18395 ID: abb30a
File 12775089633.png - (266.03KB , 640x480 , itq20.png )
18395

>>328010
Live flesh.
>>327953
I have eaten people who were still living and people who were already dead. I try not to do either if it is not appropriate in the circumstances. I have had my failures... Eaten a small number of friends, in the many I have had. I feel awful about it, and intend to never let it happen again.
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No. 18396 ID: 6a5a08
File 127751053331.jpg - (221.18KB , 720x720 , BirthofPink.jpg )
18396

>BABY PICTURES!

My characters aren't exactly 'born'. I build them out of... well, whatever I can get, and then infuse them with life using Creation Magic, using these light things floating around as a power source, and my computer as a way to make manipulation of the energy easier. Then I make a world for them to live in.

Or vice versa, world then characters. Usually works better that way, so I have somewhere to put them before they become aware of my existence and shatter the fourth wall completely.

I've managed to work my way up from stick figures now, but originally that's all I could create, inexperienced as I was with this type of magic (not to mention trying to draw using a mouse). I'm used to just blowing shit up, Black Mage that I am.

'Course, nothing to blow up here, so I needed something to do to pass the time.
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No. 18419 ID: a594b9

>>328196
Stop avatarfagging.
>>
No. 18424 ID: 31cbfc
File 127752332979.png - (3.26KB , 512x512 , meep.png )
18424

>BABY PICTURES!
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No. 18436 ID: f202ec
File 127752640166.jpg - (13.28KB , 450x300 , babylyan.jpg )
18436

>BABY PICTURES

Um, honestly I don't know. Maybe a computer simulation of what I would have looked like...?
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No. 18437 ID: 1a99f0

>>328224
wow, she sure knew what she wanted to be at a young age.
>>
No. 18457 ID: cf68aa
File 127755300395.png - (9.54KB , 453x475 , babyPictures.png )
18457

>Baby Pictures

Zerlina when she was just a bit of code~
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No. 18458 ID: a7a85a

>>328257
D'aaaaaw! I bet that disc is ticklish!
>>
No. 18459 ID: 31cbfc

>>328257
Wow, her source fits on a CD?
Iso please >:3
>>
No. 18462 ID: 636c08

>>328236

dawwwwww
>>
No. 18463 ID: 6a5a08

>>328219
To stop or not to stop, that is the question. Perhaps I shall, but perhaps I shall not, I suppose we must wait and see.
>>
No. 18467 ID: 3d44f5

>>328257
huh, she really was the prototype. 1a.
>>
No. 18481 ID: a594b9

>>328263
Well, to be honest it's your perogative if you want the Piechart to be a literal creation god in all your quests.

I get far more annoyed when you go "I'm a black mage!" when suggesting in other quests. Or stuff like that.
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No. 18483 ID: 31cbfc

>>328267
Really? 1a is 26 in hex.
>>
No. 18484 ID: 6a5a08

>>328281
Yeah, I'll try and refrain from being too annoying, I'm just egotistical and self-centered and enjoy talking about myself too much.

But, hey, at least I'm honest! :D

Also, to all characters, what is your favorite band/music genre? What kind of music one likes says a lot about a person.
>>
No. 18555 ID: e513f1

Avatarfagging is generally annoying.
>>
No. 18564 ID: 8c0848
File 127768010033.png - (17.68KB , 747x649 , amikawaii.png )
18564

>>328355
Except when I do it.
>>
No. 18567 ID: 2eac65

>>328355
I don't mind avatars. I think they help people seem unique.
>>
No. 18570 ID: 4531bc

>>328367
I agree, at least when there's some effort put into it.
>>
No. 18573 ID: 1a99f0

>>328364
yes, gnoll, you're totally kawaii
>>
No. 18581 ID: 6547ec
File 127769970985.png - (53.75KB , 449x460 , Teehee.png )
18581

>>328355

What if you avatarfag with someone else's avatar?
>>
No. 18582 ID: 35cea2

>>328367

There's a fine line between "unique" and "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME"
>>
No. 18583 ID: a594b9

>>328381
Oh god what are you doing
>>
No. 18585 ID: 2eac65

>>328382
And I've found that line is mostly a matter of the reader's perspective.
>>
No. 18589 ID: 0fccc7

Avatar fagging is fine so long as you aren't a douchebag about it, actually that's a good prerequisite for just about any post.
>>
No. 18597 ID: f202ec
File 127770767230.jpg - (16.66KB , 400x500 , naughybits.jpg )
18597

>>328093

*cough*

Well, it's...

Murphy. It'd be easier just to show you. Here.

-----

...wait, was I still in anonymous mode?
>>
No. 18643 ID: 67c611

>>327599
Blood? Pain? No. It's not torture if you enjoy it. I have other things in mind but I'm afraid you'd get loose and kill me for what I was doing to you.

What exactly can't you break out of?
>>
No. 18645 ID: 1a99f0

Rynh: How'd you get that nick in your ear?
>>
No. 18668 ID: a594b9

>>328443
Would it kill you to stop saying how much you want to rape all the female characters of /quest/? Even Penji, goddamn.

Besides, Chloe is impossible to rape. She'd just mutate some teeth down there and you'd be dickless.
>>
No. 18715 ID: 3297aa

>>328381
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
>>
No. 18741 ID: 8c0848
File 127782059160.png - (21.14KB , 1024x768 , lolidunno.png )
18741

>>328381
I guess that would make you Gnollbard.
>>
No. 18747 ID: e973f4

>>328381
ahahahaha aaaaaaaa
>>
No. 18749 ID: a594b9

>>328541
At least he's drawing his own stuff, though. Gnollbard just steals.
>>
No. 18752 ID: 4f6e37

The ones I can't stand are the ones who just use the same damn image over and over and over flipped around or whatever.
>>
No. 18761 ID: 3297aa
File 127784876163.jpg - (26.92KB , 522x399 , 1267249787344.jpg )
18761

Wait, Gnoll and Gnollbard aren't the same person? I always thought they were the same person.
>>
No. 18770 ID: 8e18cd
File 12778511861.png - (838.60KB , 1000x1000 , Verremar Answer 3.png )
18770

>>319900

> So Verremar: Have you ever thought of how you'd look in a latex suit?


Well I've been to Latex Freakshows in good 'ol England. I liked wearing the suit. I hated the mask. They look pretty damn nice, but at the same time they're very uncomfortable to wear or to do anything in them.

Cheers to all the sexy guys that dress up in them. At least I had a lot to look at.
>>
No. 18779 ID: 8e18cd
File 127785525927.png - (395.71KB , 1000x1000 , Verremar Answer 4.png )
18779

>>323493

> Verremar, how exactly did you went from being someones bitch to being a businessman?

Being a bitch was a short episode, while I was always a businessman, ever since I graduated in "humanoid economics".

Business is business, private life is private. When I have some free time, I always want to have fun there and there. If it doesn't intrude into my business it's okay.
>>
No. 18787 ID: 6547ec

>>328541
>>328549

Someone always beats me to it!! D:
>>
No. 18795 ID: 34470e

Everyone: What would you do if you were sent to the past and were trapped there?
>>
No. 18797 ID: 00160c

>>328595
too vague, how far in the past? being sent back 10 seconds wouldn't be so bad.
>>
No. 18802 ID: 34470e

>>328597
How about 100 years?
>>
No. 18809 ID: d560d6
File 127791302662.gif - (26.44KB , 640x480 , why-did-i-think-prehistoric-quest-was-a-good-desti.gif )
18809

>>328595

Wish I'd remembered to pick up spare plutonium.
>>
No. 18859 ID: 6a5a08
File 127795835752.jpg - (182.73KB , 720x720 , AnOrdinaryNightAtPieChartsHouse.jpg )
18859

>>328595
Same thing I do every night/day, argue with my past self ( ...or future self?) while posting stupid stuff and expressing my egotism on tgchan.
>>
No. 18882 ID: 8c0848
File 127801721111.png - (12.74KB , 533x644 , Cut it out.png )
18882

>>328659
You are not a quest character. Get out!
>>
No. 18883 ID: 6a5a08

>>328682
Technically I am, though sadly not a main character.
>>
No. 18888 ID: e3f578

Gnoll: Are you a quest character?
>>
No. 18889 ID: 8c0848

>>328688
http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/src/126366994836.png

Check out that sort of cameo and weep.
>>
No. 18891 ID: d560d6

>>328689

Suddenly, >>319621 makes more sense.

Being licked by your QuestMaster: one of the many perils perks perils of being a tgchan protagonist.
>>
No. 18892 ID: 1a99f0

>>328689
I dunno, you look kinda scrawny compared to Dagnyr...
>>
No. 18897 ID: 4531bc

Seto96n: Who is your real father?
>>
No. 19026 ID: bf1e7e
File 12781938864.png - (159.26KB , 768x768 , Venbabby.png )
19026

>>328098

Well, given that all of my findings reveal her to be an Indahl, Ven likely looked soemthing like this as an infant.
>>
No. 19033 ID: bf1e7e
File 127819602538.png - (162.00KB , 768x768 , BabbyTelwis.png )
19033

>>328826

And we know what Telwis looked like, as according to my records he heavily resembled his cousin who did not disappear.
>>
No. 19034 ID: 1e9d01

>>328826
d'awwwwwww
>>328833
d'awww
>>
No. 19035 ID: 8e18cd
File 127819663674.jpg - (105.17KB , 1024x768 , Babies.jpg )
19035

>>328826
>>328833
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No. 19045 ID: 3297aa
File 127820129150.jpg - (73.22KB , 600x400 , daww attack.jpg )
19045

>>328826
>>328833
>>
No. 19063 ID: abb30a
File 127821732395.png - (82.64KB , 270x269 , itq21.png )
19063

fffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
>>
No. 19074 ID: 1e9d01

>>328863
d'awww

Is this ITQ thread the most adawwwable one yet? I think so.
>>
No. 19083 ID: e973f4

Tory: You're great!

Wait, that's not a question. Whatever.
>>
No. 19085 ID: f21281
File 127822780825.gif - (6.91KB , 386x600 , BabbyofEbil.gif )
19085

Some childhood.
>>
No. 19112 ID: 1fa631

>>328885
Ah yes, first grade.
>>
No. 19117 ID: c2c011

>>328885
It just makes you want to see the world burn. Doesn't it?
>>
No. 19125 ID: c4c313

>>328885

Oh come on now I think she's adorable!

Don't feel bad Chloe. Nobody else remembers what it was like as a baby either. At least nobody dropped you on your head, unlike some of us! Plus you were probably on an accelerated growth period so you really didn't miss more than a few days of unconsciousness.
>>
No. 19127 ID: 8c0848

Glory: Are you dead?
>>
No. 19170 ID: 1a99f0

so Jehral, any thoughts on your recent activities with Rynh? Nice shot by the way.
>>
No. 19173 ID: 8c0848
File 127837341071.png - (112.19KB , 443x495 , yesitwas.png )
19173

>>328970
It was definitely alright. She's obviously kind of naive and her hands are a little rough, but other than that, no complaints at all.
I mean, she seems more curious than anything, so I'm not going to pressure anything on her, but I probably won't try too hard to stop her either.
>>
No. 19180 ID: f58d30

>>328973
Was that your first handjob too?
>>
No. 19182 ID: 6faf8a

Bet it was, don't forget he's a mutant freak of cross-breeding too, even if the elf-girls think he's cute I can't imagine anyone taking him seriously.
>>
No. 19183 ID: 8c0848
File 127838114985.png - (96.94KB , 443x495 , SADTIME.png )
19183

>>328982
I'm normally a small, gray thing, so I doubt I'm really found attractive most of the time. I'm not totally inexperienced, but yeah... I could stand to do better.
>>
No. 19185 ID: c4c313

>>328983

Look on the bright side. Compared to kobolds you're a tall graceful thing. And frankly elf girls don't take anyone seriously except themselves.

And yeah, don't pressure Rynh. That's our job. She's pretty immature anyway, as far as dragons go.
>>
No. 19186 ID: 0b2a05

>>328983
Hey your normal form is damn awesome, don't you forget it.
>>
No. 19189 ID: 8ce2bf

>>328983
WHAT EXPERIENCE DO YOU HAVE MISTER
And is your dick the same size as a kobold mutant as it is when you're a human? It's pretty huge for your normal size.
>>
No. 19190 ID: 620bfb

>>328983
Hey Jehral, what would you say if we told you Rynh only did what she did because a group of perverts told her to while they secretly watched?
>>
No. 19191 ID: f58d30

>>328983
Don't feel bad man. You managed to get a girl to do you... sort of, just for being you!
>>
No. 19192 ID: 6faf8a

>>328986
Indeed, humans don't get to just walk around with our erogenous zones exposed for all to see.

Unless the halfbold-ness kind takes some of that sensitivity out.

Anyhow on the maturity thing how old are you? I mean is your story bout the same 'early orphanage years, background of being picked on, took on merc work to get the rage out?"
>>
No. 19193 ID: 1a99f0

>>328992
Yes, tell us some about yourself.
>>
No. 19194 ID: e3f578

>>328983
Elf ladies love you man. What the fuck are you talking about.
>>
No. 19195 ID: d5680e

>>328994
they love him like a normal person likes a dog, you can play with it and think it's cute but you wouldn't have sex with it.
>>
No. 19199 ID: 8c0848

>>328995
You don't know this site too well, do you?
>>
No. 19200 ID: d5680e

>>328999
i specifically stated 'normal person' so your argument is moot.
>>
No. 19204 ID: bf1e7e
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19204

Somebody asked for a Deep Thing Babby so here it is.
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No. 19205 ID: 10c20a
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19205

>>328098
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No. 19206 ID: c68c04
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19206

>>328016

"Read"?

>>328010

Good poetry is best, but it's very heavy. You can't enjoy it properly if you have too much at once. I also like settling down to a good mystery; but really, I can enjoy anything that's written well.
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No. 19207 ID: e973f4

>>329006
Hey Wordblood.

Do something awesome. First thing that comes to mind. :B
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No. 19222 ID: 8bdb6a

>>329006
Is being metatextual one of your powers? If so, what quest or quests do you like?
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No. 19232 ID: a7a85a

The nom nom nom had me laughing my ass off. XD

>>329006


Huh, informative.
So what would happen if you <strike>read</strike> ate fanfiction?
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No. 19247 ID: f21281

>>329006
How does Half-Life: Full Life Consequences taste.
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No. 19248 ID: 620bfb

>>329047
My guess would be it tastes kinda funny.
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No. 19259 ID: 08aa7e

>>329047
well it's point is it's SO BAD it is good. so it would be like a REALLY smelly cheese which smells absolutely horrid but is fucking delicious.
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No. 19270 ID: e2d0a6

>>329047
screw that

What'd happen if you ate My Immortal?

THE ENTIRE THING
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No. 19272 ID: 08aa7e

>>329070
he would get very very sick and spirit barf or something.
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No. 19292 ID: 1a99f0

Rynh: Hah, you got splooge on your face. Wait...that's not really a question.
Rynh: What were you thinking when you got splooge on your face?
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No. 19340 ID: f58d30

>>329005
That thing looks just adorable. Makes me wanna go d'aaaaaawwwww
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No. 19384 ID: 8c0848
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19384

>>329092
At first it surprised the hell out of me, but after getting sprayed with the dirt and puke and filth and blood I've dealt with before, it's pretty damn tame.
So I guess I don't really care, it's no big deal.
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No. 19386 ID: e3f578

Rynh's much too hardened a woman to be disgusted by any bodily fluids. Is there anything you can't do, big butt?
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No. 19388 ID: 8ce2bf

>>329184
So you don't mind that Jehral did it on purpose? You're not going to try and get revenge and get semen on his face?
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No. 19389 ID: df7322

>>329188
i highly doubt he did it on purpose, if you have aim that good then good for you, most people don't.
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No. 19390 ID: 1e8ba0

>>329189
Little did you know that Jehral's father was the Ron Jeremy of the kobold world.
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No. 19391 ID: 4531bc

>>329190
Not a tozol?
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No. 19392 ID: 1e8ba0

>>329191
If his father had been a tozol, then Rynh would no longer have a face.
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No. 19393 ID: a7a85a

>>329186


That's right! ... But God help you if you mention bacon.
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No. 19402 ID: 40cb26

>>329184
So, next time you'll be sure to get it in your mouth, right?
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No. 19403 ID: 8c0848
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19403

>>329193
Hey, I like bacon. I'm just not going to ram it in my face every chance I get.
>>329202
See the previous statement.
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No. 19407 ID: e31d52

>>329203
I wonder what you look like as a kobold.

I bet it's adorable.
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No. 19490 ID: fb2934
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19490

BABBIES

babby mirage with his parents, I've drawn him as a babby before in the dream sequences so he's a little older in this picture~
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No. 19492 ID: 6a5a08

>>329290
Ooh, does this mean Story Time will be updating?
I sure hope so.
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No. 19494 ID: fb2934
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19494

>>329292
yes! once I get the hang of things

and now Baod

:C
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No. 19495 ID: 8ce2bf

>>329294
>>329290
ADORABLE
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No. 19499 ID: fb2934
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19499

C:
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No. 19500 ID: 9cb4b3

>>329294
:<
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No. 19508 ID: d3dfb8

>>329299
I fapped to this.
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No. 19540 ID: 0b2a05

To everyone willing to answer: What was your worst romantic/sexual experience?
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No. 19554 ID: 40cb26

Rynh and Jehral, what forms could you be turned into that you'd like the absolute least? I expect you to answer while in that form, of course.
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No. 19573 ID: 9b5e86

Baod: Why do you hide your arm markings?
Are they the markings of a HUNTER?
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No. 19574 ID: 8c0848
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19574

>>329354
This is terrible. I have to keep my head turned to one side, I feel really fat and dumpy. I'm all leathery...

At least my tail is back, sort of.
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No. 19575 ID: e3f578

Hey! You have big tits now!
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No. 19581 ID: 6a5a08

Aeora: Are you secretly the princess?
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No. 19585 ID: d560d6
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19585

>>/quest/203216
>>329340
>What was your worst romantic/sexual experience?

IT ENDED BADLY.
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No. 19587 ID: 8c90bd

>>329385
Totally worth it in my opinion.
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No. 19617 ID: badf27

Rynh:
>>327956
RESPOND TO THIS GOD DAMN YOU
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No. 19625 ID: 8c0848
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19625

>>329417
That's not a question, that's you being an asshole. Come back when you have a question and you're not an asshole.
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No. 19626 ID: 40cb26

>>329425
I got one for you: how did you fix that skirt/tail issue? Does it open up or did you get a magical skirt or just a change of clothes?

This may or may not be a ploy to get a close up shot of your ass.
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No. 19631 ID: f58d30

>>329425
I do have a question for you.

If you had the chance to be permanently transformed into a human, would you take that chance?
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No. 19639 ID: a7a85a

Peregrin.

Did Saulanna's war form make you furry for her?
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No. 19642 ID: d3dfb8

>>329184
You and Jehral make the cutest couple. When do you think he'll pop the question? Uguu~
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No. 19741 ID: 22f0f6

Leimahtaa, and any other long-lived world-altering beings:

What do you consider your greatest accomplishment, that wouldn't require spoiler tags?
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No. 19756 ID: e31d52
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19756

>>329541
Inventing playing cards, of course~~.

It is so fun and interesting to watch people play, and see what they bet on nothing but chance~.
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No. 19763 ID: c861bf
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19763

ONE DAY MY GENIUS OVERFLOWED AND OUT OF PURE CREATIVE IMPULSE I REALIZED A PERFECT AND EFFICIENT SPECIES THAT I GIFTED WITH THE EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE AND LOGICAL NAME 'BLOCKHEADS.' ONLY A WIZARD OF MY TALENT AND INTELLIGENCE COULD HAVE MADE THEM.
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No. 19767 ID: 22f0f6

>>329563
I do not see a nose. How do they smell?

I am, of course, asking from the point of view from a creature that could never possibly create an entirely new species through pure genius and power.
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No. 19769 ID: c861bf
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19769

THAT IS A LESSER IRRELEVANT SENSE THAT A PERFECT CREATURE DOES NOT NEED TO SURVIVE. IT IS ONLY DISTRACTING AND UNNECESSARY. I CANNOT SMELL, SO OBVIOUSLY IT IS AN IMPERFECTION THAT ANY CREATURE IS BETTER WITHOUT.
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No. 19773 ID: 315b01
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19773

I used to be a... an engineer of sorts, I suppose anyhow. I've made a great many things but, my greatest accomplishment my magnum opus? I-I almost can't remember, it was so long ago...

Why can't I remember? I'm supposed to be able to...remember... most of the others they can't even remember their own lives, but I remember... a golden ladder coming down... the seed sown by the universe... a grim harvest.

I suppose if I could be proud of something I 'can' remember it would be Orange. Makes the best of a bad situation that one does, hardworking, plans ahead, even took some of the practical from 'is... 'other.
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No. 19776 ID: e3f578

>>329569
What's to lose without smell? Sure, they don't need it but it does make beings more alert to environments, and in fact, could mean life or death when identifying something as food or dangerous.

More senses give more detail and understanding. Increases species potential. Blackheads are adorable though. Is that a side affect you didn't care about or do you love adorable things?
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No. 19778 ID: c861bf
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19778

MY DESIGN IS STREAMLINED AND ELEGANT AND EXTRANEOUS FEATURES WOULD BE WASTEFUL AND MAKE THE WHOLE CREATURE STUPID AND NOT PERFECT LIKE I DESIGNED IT. I AM VERY GOOD AT WHAT I DO. EXTREMELY GOOD.

OF COURSE THAT FEATURE WAS INTENTIONAL. I CRAFTED THE BASIC DESIGN WITH THE UTMOST SKILL AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL SO THAT IT WOULD BE TOTALLY PERFECT LIKE I DESIGNED IT AND OF COURSE IT CAME OUT EXACTLY AS I WANTED IT TO. I AM A WIZARD, SO OF COURSE I AM A PARAGON OF INTELLIGENCE AND SKILL.
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No. 19779 ID: 8bdb6a

Blacksoul: If your current technique demanded that every single mortal in the world be killed in order to drive back the Sea, would you do it? Or would you try and find another way?
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No. 19783 ID: c861bf
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19783

>>329579
Yes. I would do it. It would not serve the purpose of repairing the world, but it would keep the Oblivion-Creatures from winning. I would gladly sacrifice every mortal, every Wizard, and myself if it would kill them all. If this world cannot be repaired, I will destroy it rather than give it to them.
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No. 19784 ID: 8bdb6a

Blacksoul: Why do you hate the Oblivion creatures more than you like the world and being alive? Do you know anything about them, personally? Not just as an abstract opponent?
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No. 19787 ID: a594b9

>>329583
Blacksoul: What if the one you lost was still alive, somewhere in the Sea of Oblivion? Would you still destroy it?
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No. 19788 ID: 1a2b6b
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19788

My greatest accomplishment is keeping the complex running for as long as I have. With all the constant attacks from my deranged counterpart, Network Prime, and the meddling of the gekeh monitoring constructs they so thoughtfully abandoned here, and occasional outbreaks of dissension among drones, I am frankly amazed I have only had to declare sector 7 unrecoverable. The rest of the sectors are in good shape. Network Prime is not entirely unreasonable. Just mostly. It knows as well as I do the value of keeping this place operational.

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No. 19789 ID: 1a2b6b
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19789

my g-ggreatest acCOMPlishmentsssszz are the CREation of life fr-free of the const- of the CONstraints of flESSHhh and the cREAtion-ion of a weapppppon to deMONstrate t-t-to CENtral netWORK the fffffolly of the FlEsSSShhh

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No. 19790 ID: 1a2b6b
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19790

Greatest accomplishments?

Keeping our motives secret.
Keeping our information secure.
Ensuring our enemies do not know our battles have been fought until we are the victors.

Our motives are complex. Our information is dangerous. Our battles are necessary for these reasons.

That is all we choose to reveal for now.
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No. 19791 ID: c861bf
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19791

>>329584
They destroyed the world. They ruined everything. There is no other reason necessary.

>>329587
Anything that has existed this long in the Sea of Oblivion is irrevocably tainted. Perhaps when the filth is washed away, the taint will also disappear.
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No. 19797 ID: a594b9

>>329591
Surely with your skill, you could remove the taint yourself.
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No. 19799 ID: 197650

>>329591
What do you actualy know of these creatures?
And how well do you think you know yourself?

Don't blockheads have souls, and if so, couldn't they be used? if any race, they would be able to repopulate fast enough to overcome genocide.
If creatures created by wizards can develop souls, why not design a create imprinted to seak to develop a soul, aswell as understanding on how to, and imprint the realisation they had to give their soul up for the better of the world.
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No. 19802 ID: c861bf
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19802

>>329597
What I can and cannot do is unknown because that vast ocean of filth interposes itself and I cannot cross it!

>>329599
Creatures made and released by wizards, especially a creature as flawed and ignorant as those, have pitiful, almost-worthless souls. The souls of the infirm, the almost-dieing and children are more valuable. The free and natural creatures have souls worth taking, and magical creatures that are created with no soul but gain one on their own are more valuable than any other. Somehow, somehow the Ophians are as natural born creatures. It could be because of Kshaara's skill at mentalism, but I feel suspicious of their sudden acquisitions. I have always been suspicious of the events surrounding her apparent demise.

Make a creature, have it gain a soul, and harvest it. It seems simple. It is not. The creature must act out, must act of it's own will and slowly, slowly a soul may be cultivated. If some trick of mentalism were used, it would not be a soul freely-given, and therefore nothing I could previously harvest. Anyway, such plans are worthless now. They require time, and luck. I have none of these things. Besides, what did you think my purpose was in sending the snikt out in the first place? It is a particularly unsuitable messenger, but extremely likely to survive.

Now, none of it is relevant. My new messenger brings me worn and weary creatures looking for rest. They will have comfort before they assist me in saving the world.
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No. 19803 ID: e3f578

>>329602
So, do you mean that you initially planned to use the snikt as a weapon by letting it freely roam around the countryside and try to gain a powerful soul of its own accord if you're lucky enough for the snikt to make the right choices? But now since you've obtained a much more sociable messenger you now plan to use a bunch of souls for your weapon as a more efficient and sure plan?

Your Xanatos Rouletting all over the place, Blacksoul! (If I read what he said right and did not mix up information again).
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No. 19805 ID: 197650

>>329602
If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt
If you know heaven and you know Earth, you may make your victory

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear results of a hundred battles
If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer defeat.
If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.


We need to know more before we can act, look at yourself and wonder if youre not rushing this TOO much. There is still a chance this creature was made out of sheer chance. And then even if it wasnt, it could still be the case that these beings are unable to make intelligent servants.
That alone gives you an advantage.
We need to know what we're up against, how we plan to go up against them, and we need to know the battlefield.
Then we need to know exactly what we have, what we can use, and how we can use this to our advantage.
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No. 19813 ID: c861bf
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19813

>>329603
No. I have always needed souls for my research, but they are extremely difficult to obtain. I sent the snikt out with a task in the hope that it would gain a soul and return. Obviously this plan has failed - it has wandered in to the Sea of Oblivion and is probably dead. It is a matter of luck whether or not a magical creature gains a soul, and then returns with some sort of leverage I can use against it, but what else am I to do with creatures for which I have no purpose?

Now that I have the magical technology from the Sea, I can use it to make a weapon and possibly repair the world. I had no idea this technology even existed - had someone besides Soulfire been informed and had my new messenger failed, I would not have been able to capture the creature in the first place - I would never have known about it. Nothing that has happened has gone according to some master plan or scheme - it seems my original plan has utterly failed, and chance threw this new messenger and this magical technology into my lap.

>>329605
The creatures from the Sea are not new to me. They have much less variation in their abilities, and control rather than create the analogues of magical creatures they have, but I do not underestimate them. They are crafty and intelligent, although in a way that is difficult to understand. Their cleverness seems almost instinctual rather than the product of reason - it is difficult to understand their plans or motivations. Even still, this creature is no accident. I have the opportunity to wipe them from the face of the planet and I will take it no matter the cost. They destroyed the world! There is no time to plot and scheme, they could be planning the very same thing on the other side of that impenetrable wall.
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No. 19821 ID: 197650

>>329613
If you don't know what they're doing or planning, then you do not know your enemy. What you need at this point is spies.
Surviving spies to help you learn what they are doing, and doomed spies to misinform them and disorganise them, buying you time.
Right now you are waiting for people to actually come to your domain so you may use their souls, while you wait to gain enough you might aswell send spies.

You have a possible solution and I understand you're eager to jump it, but we have too little intell at this point.
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No. 19822 ID: c2c011

>>329613
By the way, what are your thoughts on your new messenger?

And I think she might need some ressaurances from you at times. Most other creatures don't really have your drive or dedication. She will probably do what she thinks is necessary but at the same time she might need some kind words of reassurance at times to bear this burden.
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No. 19828 ID: d98e9d
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19828

To: [(root):-all-]
---: You.
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No. 19833 ID: c861bf
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19833

>>329621
>>329622
No further queeeestionssss...

Can't you ssseeeee heeee'ssss a busssssy mannnn?

Besssidessss, no one who comessss into the ssseeeea of oblivion ever leavessss...


weeee have candy heeeeere...
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No. 19834 ID: c2c011

>>329633
No thanks. I got all the candy I need right here. By the way, why do you want me to stay?
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No. 19845 ID: c861bf
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19845

>>329634
I don't carrrre if you sssssstay or not. Eeeeeeveryone issssss happppy here.
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No. 19866 ID: 1a2b6b
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19866

Subject: CR-8T-203
Age: 1.2 cycles
Note: Subject appears to have noticed mobile tail. Subject has continued to move tail for the past hour and twenty seven minutes enthusiastically.
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No. 19870 ID: 54aa3e

>>329628
DUN DUN DUN!
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No. 19871 ID: 701a19

Central Network:
Are the lifeforms contained within drones still capable of in-utero reproduction? If not, are sterile from conception or is it the result of surgery? The process of being decanted and moved inside a shell?

Monitors: Are Central Network and Network Prime both aspects of the same being?

Central Network and Network Prime: Would you oppose the existence of a neutral faction dedicated entirely to the repair and maintenance of the facility but remains uninvolved in your conflicts?
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No. 19875 ID: 22f0f6

>>329666
Wow. Talk about the devil in the machine.
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No. 19876 ID: e973f4

Seri68oa: You should hug Kata.

Yes I know that wasn't a question. >|3
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No. 19877 ID: 22f0f6

Jehral:
Since you're probably going to be stuck playing dragon-spy with Rynh for a while, and she's got that nifty shape changing magic, what would you prefer she disguise you as next time, if there's room for choices?
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No. 19904 ID: c2c011

>>329645
Can't come then. I'm only content when I'm miserable and hate the world.
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No. 19980 ID: d560d6

>>327703
>Physically, the ideal woman has a womanly figure. Buxom, healthily plump, with wide hips, ample breasts, and a tender, sweet face.

So, a very a sensual woman, built in the very image of physical desire, her fullness of figure and beauty of form such that they cannot be ignored? A voluptuous figure, whose defined curves are intoxicating to the senses?
>>/questarch/543572
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No. 19982 ID: 1a2b6b
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19982

Due to the disadvantages of decentralised drone production I have ensured that all drones grown in this facility are sterile. This makes the decantation facility the only means for new drones to be created, and means I know exactly what drones have come into being, and when communication has been lost, which drones have died or otherwise fallen out of my service. I am always completely aware of what my resources are at any given time, allowing me to act efficiently and react quickly to changing situations. I would not oppose a collection of those dedicated to repair and maintenance in an ideal world, but such a thing could never be neutral. It would consist of my drones, or Prime's robots, and there would be biases. Reasons to repair things not as objectively as possible. I do what I can to repair my sectors with my drones, and I am aware that Prime does the same with its robots. Where our influences overlap is where there is little repair, but such places would claim the lives of any supposed neutral entities there rapidly.

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No. 19985 ID: 701a19

>>329782
So, would you be interested in sending unruly and/or uncooperative drones out to handle repairs in contested areas as part of an ostensibly 'neutral' faction?
They get to live the rest of their short lives without your orders or support, and you get some progress done on repairs before they die.
This would seem to be a far more efficient use of drones you would otherwise decommission, and sector 6 is in dire need of repair.
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No. 19989 ID: 1a2b6b
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19989

>Seri, you should hug Kata.
I do not think that is a good idea at this point. I no longer feel the presence of Commander 48's weapon, but I believe this may be due to it becoming an integral part of me, much as Central Network's nanomachines were. I am concerned that I might contaminate a drone if I touch them, and of those afflicted, I alone have survived and become something more, and only through my guidance will Deba ever control his body like I can control mine, without the aid of nanomachines.

Although, if the drone infected had the same nanomachines as I have, they might be able to turn their condition to their advantage, just as I have done. If they survive.

Also, I do not really have a desire to do so. Why should I hug the drone?
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No. 19990 ID: dad664

>>329789
How did you manage to become pregnant if all drones are sterilized at birth?

Did you regenerate your reproductive organs or something?

Also, who is the daddy?
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No. 19994 ID: 8b261a

>>329789
okay well then can you picture you hugging kata in your head? i want to see!
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No. 20018 ID: 1a2b6b
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20018

>How did you get pregnant if all drones are sterile?
>Did you regenerate your reproductive organs?
I believe you have answered your own question. I have complete control over my body now, down to every fibre of my being. It is a matter of guiding nanomachines. Prior to my current situation, I was a field medic. A highly competent and experienced medic, I should add. I knew exactly what I needed to do to rebuild my body once I gained control, and it would appear that I recovered further than I was even aware at the time.

>Who's the daddy?
I have no idea. To be honest, I am still trying to figure out exactly what happened, and I am not entirely sure I want to know what happened. For all I know, it could be parthenogenesis.

>Can you picture hugging Kata?
...I... I guess? I don't know what purpose this serves.
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No. 20019 ID: e973f4

>>329818
I think the guy who asked you to visualize it said why he wanted you to.

But in general you and Kata have both been through a good bit of emotional trauma lately and could probably use the mutual support the gesture provides. :V
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No. 20027 ID: 6a5a08

>>329818
Maybe you were magically impregnated by some god-like entity and are about to give birth to the saviour of Dronekind.

Or maybe you're like a plant now, and can self-pollinate, and all the new creatures will be nearly exact clones of yourself.

Or maybe it was Deba.

Or blue-dome-head.

Or maybe you're just evolving beyond anything we can comprehend, ascending beyond mortality to become a GOD and show those Monitors what a real perfect life form is!
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No. 20030 ID: dad664

>>329818
If your nanomachines can regenerate complete fully functional organs...why not have them craft your body into something that isn't so...fleshbeast-ey, I dunno.
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No. 20092 ID: c4c313

>>329818

I have a guess for who's the "daddy". When you... assimilated those other drones, their information is probably incorporated into your um... children. So your former friends become your kids... or at least some combination of yourself and them went into making each fetus. What remains to be seen is if they too are fertile, which would raise questions as to where the information for forming their children comes from (assuming they aren't identical clones).

Or maybe it's just really really weird okay!!
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No. 20165 ID: 0576eb
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20165

I'm a bit late here, but I was busy with a salsa. It takes so much time to do without a magic bullet.

Anyway, my biggest accomplishment would have been... to represent. I've lived as long as the square-with-round-corner shape exists, and I've since then represented whatever I was placed over. I've gained powers ever since, and now I can represent without being, well, over something.
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No. 20259 ID: 9cb4b3
File 127938335034.png - (244.57KB , 960x540 , BABBY LIAM.png )
20259

Nevrean Babies sure are ugly
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No. 20261 ID: 8e18cd
File 127938406893.jpg - (6.97KB , 250x250 , BABY.jpg )
20261

>>330059

I am amused by itty-bitty teeny BABY!"
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No. 20365 ID: 3b3f66

Liam: Who is the real father....can we see him (If not can you at least dance for us)

Aruuchi: Do you really care about Liam, is he really a friend to you, or would you easily kill him for food if need be or something along those lines

Hatchs Mother: What are you sick from?
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No. 20366 ID: 3b3f66

Sorry for double post but two more questions.

Tienaye how old are you?

and finally Marcus a Mitzi, what makes you happy in the midst of all the shit you both go through.
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No. 20371 ID: 3416ec

>>330059

And annoying.
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No. 20380 ID: 8c0848
File 12795066386.png - (322.14KB , 737x768 , newbieinitiation.png )
20380

>>328445
I managed to get accepted into a mercenary company by being able to breath fire, but I needed to know how to use a sword too, so Dagnyr trained me and by trained, I mean beat the fuck out of me until I could defend myself.
I don't think those dull knives were any less fatal, they just hurt more when he carved me up with them...

Damn, I was scrawny.
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No. 20394 ID: e973f4

Random: Okay, I know you probably get this question a lot, but... well... whence the forename?
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No. 20396 ID: 8ce2bf

Random: Are you bi?
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No. 20403 ID: a76809

Random:

What would you say is you most identifiable quirk, from your own standpoint?
The thing that even you go 'hey, that's a bit wierd' to?
Can you be more specific?
And what is the most horrific thing you have ever seen?
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No. 20416 ID: a7a85a

>>330180


D'ouch.
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No. 20584 ID: b8883a

Liam:
Pretty bird! Pretty biiirrrd! Birdy wanna cracker? Liam wanna cracker? Pretty birrrrd~ Who's a pretty bird?
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No. 20585 ID: 7bdeff

Anciu (since Toastline told us you would answer it on IRC): What is your favorite sex toy?
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No. 20586 ID: e973f4

>>330385
Uh.

Anciu: You should be in the quest more. I have pretty much no idea what you're like.
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No. 20590 ID: 4f6e37
File 127976648265.png - (18.98KB , 800x600 , random answer.png )
20590

>>330194
It was that or Shirley.
Seriously. Shirley. Shirley Sterro. Tell Dio and I end you. Random's my Abyssal Moniker I use when I'm dealing with demons, which happens a lot if you're a nukin' thaumaturge like me.

>>330196
The need for organic lifeforms to reproduce via copulation, and the existence of this "sex drive" irritates me to no end. I'm currently working on a method of osmosis that will allow me to asexually reproduce on a major scale. I've already grown myself a second dick. It's true.

>>330203
>Strangest Quirk?
My naturally svelte figure and devilish good looks. How is it, everyone asks, that a warrior could be so graceful? That such a stone cold killer could be blessed with such a fantastic form? Look upon his slim, willowy limbs. Shed a tear at his graceful dancer's hips and scintillating, glowing eye. It's just bizarre, ain't it?
That or the fact that I can't say "horse" without cracking up a little.

>The most horrific thing you've ever seen?
I'm a thaumaturge, bro. That means day trips to Hell in order to ensure they don't try to steal my soul. I see nasty shit, and I see it on a regular basis. If I was a pussy maybe I'd have cracked by now.
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No. 20591 ID: b79cb0

>>330390
>grown myself a second dick.
think you could teach dio how to do that? he could probably use it. :P
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No. 20593 ID: dad664

>>330390
Evir's government(s) don't have any ability to legally change your own name?

Weird.

Also, you know what you need? You need a bitching scarf. Or one of those cape things that drapes over a single shoulder.
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No. 20598 ID: e3f578

>>330390
>asexual reproduction

Truly you have perfected masturbation. Bravo. Thing is that mean its only real purpose is for kids, which defeats the point for likely to be years from now when you determine that you'd be ready for that responsibility. It also seems to take out the fun. You could easily swoon a woman with your looks for the fun and stress relief.

Also, quest characters, is it a wonderful day for pie?
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No. 20600 ID: 4f6e37
File 127977318435.png - (21.66KB , 800x600 , random answer 2.png )
20600

>>330398
>Find a woman
What, so I can can get paired off like everyone else in this quest? No thank you.

>>330393
>Name change?
Done and done. Take that, asshole parents.
>Get a scarf
That's not a bad idea, but I tried a scarf and it didn't really work with the collar and shit. My sash is enough. I like my look. It's utilitarian and it's not a sissy little dress like half the people on campus wear.

Capes, if you will pardon my Furlesian, look fucking retarded. And they're another thing to trip on in combat.

>>330391
I'm sure he could. As if he and Veltkrick didn't spend enough time rutting. Granted, they're cooling down now, but there was a time they went everywhere joined at the damn hip. Literally.

There is never a day pie is not a good idea. This is the truth.
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No. 20601 ID: dad664
File 127977360648.jpg - (29.35KB , 400x310 , ClintEastwood.jpg )
20601

>>330400
You're saying that this doesn't look awesome as hell?
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No. 20602 ID: 701a19

>>330400
If you don't want to find a woman, we'll just find you a man.

TOO LATE! WE HAVE ALREADY DECIDED!
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No. 20605 ID: 4531bc

>>330400
It's too late. I saw your OOC.
What do you think of Brom?
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No. 20616 ID: f95872

>>330401
That's not a cape. It's just a blanket.
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No. 20617 ID: c2c011

>>330401
That's a poncho. And it would be a hazard in close combat. The enemy could grab it and get some nasty leverage on you.
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No. 20946 ID: 1a2b6b

Hey, Mitzi, you seem like you might be handy or tentacle-y with a pencil.

Mind drawing us a quick sketch of a vertai and a tesau?
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No. 20947 ID: 8bdb6a
File 128043015543.png - (60.69KB , 450x450 , Vertai.png )
20947

>>330746
There's a LOT of varieties of Vertai, as I understand. They cyborg and bioengineer themselves, like Ascendi.

The baseline looks something like this, though. Like a six-limbed lizard with fur. Smaller than a person. Like a midrange dog. The forward limbs are manipulators. Two thumbs per hand. They can also balance on their hindlimbs and tail and use the middle hands, but can't walk that way.

They're weaker than humans, but they've got much better technology than any human world, and way more industry. Even the Diplomats can't really bring them to heel, from what I've read.
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No. 20948 ID: 8bdb6a
File 128043107520.jpg - (57.26KB , 600x500 , Tesau1.jpg )
20948

>>330746
Tesau are big, cobra-headed bat dragon motherfuckers. I think they evolved smaller, but have been beefing themselves up with genetic engineering. Like, you know how big, heavy things can't fly because there's no way they'd be strong enough? Well, if you've got muscles like a jabberwock, you totally can.

They walk with their wings, but they've got a pair of tentacles that come out of their shoulders, which are a lot stronger than they look. They've also got four eyes. Two point forward, and two scan a hemisphere each.
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No. 20950 ID: 8bdb6a
File 128043190532.jpg - (57.40KB , 800x700 , Tesau2.jpg )
20950

I'm just working from memory, but I think the flight profile looks like this.

They've got extra bits to give them more lift area. Tail splits in three. Hood like a cobra. There's so much material that they pretty much need to get it pierced for equipment harnesses and shit. But that's fine, because they're really big on cyborgization anyway.

That is, the ones you see. Their society is insular, so you tend to see them as mercenaries and shit. Sounds crazy, I know, dragons trying to fight guys with missile launchers, but they're fast and have beams and force fields. Like a helicopter gunship that can crawl inside a building.
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No. 21010 ID: a41aaf

>>330750
>Like a helicopter gunship that can crawl inside a building.
Going to have to remember that line.
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No. 21055 ID: 70d9eb

Everyone: What if you had fGhost's face?
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No. 21062 ID: 67c611

Hey, Rynh. What's your opinion on gay guys? Would you like to see Jehral and Thorden going at it?
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No. 21080 ID: 8c0848
File 128058464964.png - (25.66KB , 193x256 , wha.png )
21080

>Jehral and Thodren going at it.
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No. 21081 ID: 99ffa5
File 128058521779.png - (56.14KB , 512x512 , fTory.png )
21081

>What if you had fGhost's face?
It wouldn't change anything.
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No. 21089 ID: 8c0848
File 128060083763.png - (24.55KB , 163x269 , fffffff.png )
21089

Hurrrrr
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No. 21092 ID: abb30a
File 128061416462.png - (55.98KB , 308x349 , ITQ22.png )
21092

Oh hey it's you again.

>>330385
I don't know who or what Toastline or IRC is, but I will answer!
...You guys are really into that stuff, huh? Alright. My favourite sex toy is the oscillator I constructed, with male and female components and adjustable speed. I'm thinking about making another one that also vibrates, and then that one will probably be my new favourite. A mate is still better than any toy, if I have the time and energy.
>>330386
What quest? Finding out what you and your device are? I can try to help more if you come back to my little tech-corner here. I've thought of more experiments to try.
Me... I'm mostly shy and reclusive. It's not that I have trouble speaking to people. I just need a break from it after a while, more than average. Still, I'm polite, and graceful, and people seem to like me. I know a lot more people from all the time I spend on the Transnet than I do in person. I converse and play video games online frequently, when I'm not tinkering or at my job or something else. I have an unspecialised job where I perform maintenance or transport objects for people, or really whatever. I'm very strong and dextrous, but not very fast or agile. I like wearing clothes, and probably spend more time clothed than naked. Sometimes it's nice to be naked... Huhm. Is there anything else you want to know about me?

...How are you even conversing with me, anyway?
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No. 21093 ID: dad664

>>330892
Tachyons.
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No. 21094 ID: 807deb
File 128061526877.png - (13.16KB , 300x300 , hurpdedurp.png )
21094

>Everyone: What if you had fGhost's face?

Clearly every quest would be twice as awesome.
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No. 21096 ID: e3f578

I miss fGhost. May he always immortally rest in our hearts, and become tgchan's mascot... standing beside Ruby of course.

Ruby, how would you react if fGhost was your partner in crime the escape of Metal Glen was fGhost instead of Tom?
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No. 21099 ID: e973f4

>>330892
>How are you even conversing with me, anyway?
Probably best not to dwell on it.

>I can try to help more if you come back to my little tech-corner here. I've thought of more experiments to try.
Well, we're a tad preoccupied right now, but I don't see why we can't do that once we get the opportunity. Maybe this can become Anciu's Quest for a little while! :B

>Is there anything else you want to know about me?
Hm... How did you get to know Narus, if you don't mind me asking?
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No. 21216 ID: 1a9d86

>>330180
You also had less boobs than you do now, an impressive feat to be sure.
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No. 21219 ID: b4b04d
File 128085364264.gif - (10.80KB , 800x600 , fghost.gif )
21219

>>330896
>Ruby, how would you react if fGhost was your partner in crime the escape of Metal Glen was fGhost instead of Tom?
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No. 21223 ID: 18b4bb

Thodren : Every time /quest/ has seen you, you've been fighting girls, one way or another. Do you have an issue with women smaller than you? Or perhaps just women, period?
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No. 21225 ID: d560d6

All: what is your perfect Sunday?
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No. 21226 ID: 3416ec

>>331019

I laughed.
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No. 21233 ID: f4963f

>>331025
I want to hear Sammy's opinion on this. NAO!
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No. 21234 ID: f35afd

>>331033
I guess, in my perfect Sunday, It's nice and sunny outside and the weather is good and maybe a little breezy. We go to church like normal, and I can really feel the power of the Lord move through me. Like, his love is like a second sun shining down on me. And at then end of the service, I feel like I've grown closer to God, and when we get up to leave, Becca stands up and walks out with us, because God's love has healed her, and when we turn around, I can see all my classmates and friends were in church with me, and we all walk out of the church together, and there's even more people outside. The sun is really bright, and people are just laughing and singing and praising Jesus, and then it gets even brighter, and the sky opens up, and the choirs of angles come down from heaven and take us all up to paradise where we bask in God's Glory forever, Amen.

I think that would be the perfect Sunday.
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No. 21240 ID: e3f578

>>331034
I have a sneaking suspicion that this quest is eventually going to go Morel Orel on us. Bbbbuuuutut, Dad's few lines indicates he may sorta be a bro. A very super conservative christian bro, but a bro to Sammy nontheless.

Sammy's Dad, figuratively speaking, do you like spending time with your son? Do you hunt? Would you go hunting with your son? Do you drink, discounting Jesus's Blood wine stuff? Are you in dissapoint with your son?
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No. 21246 ID: f35afd

>>331040
I love my son. He's a real good kid, real straight-laced and all, but I'm worried that he's way too serious about everything. I don't hunt but we go fishing once in a while. I try to get him to relax, but he's so worried about doing the right thing! It's okay for a kid to make mistakes and get into trouble.

Me and the wife don't drink alcohol, and we don't keep it in our house. services in our church use regular grape juice for the Lord's Supper.
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No. 21275 ID: e31d52

>>331046
Surprisingly chill dad is surprisingly chill.
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No. 21287 ID: 197650

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTgCzPTyPlg&feature=related

how does this make you feel, Rynh?
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No. 21289 ID: 45b988

Cheren:

You've got your interesting anatomy, so to say, and you seem to often frequent bars and such.
So I wondered if you learned some interesting party tricks.
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No. 21389 ID: badf27

Charmedfrightened and Nino:
Whatever happened to you guys being "together"?
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No. 21390 ID: b4b04d
File 128109350816.gif - (11.15KB , 897x507 , tislomerandnino.gif )
21390

>>331189
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No. 21403 ID: 3a289a

>>331190
"Wrong" hole? Surely there's no such thing!
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No. 21434 ID: 4ae7b5

>>331203
The ear, perhaps a nostril? (I imagine a cutebold could actually manage that given their massive noses.)
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No. 21439 ID: cf68aa
File 128117853516.png - (62.17KB , 500x500 , baby.png )
21439

>>328098
VERY LATE. Baby Sevi
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No. 21449 ID: 8d5850
File 128120521068.png - (384.17KB , 640x480 , ITQ23.png )
21449

Say, Truthio. I found this image. What do you think of it?
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No. 21451 ID: cf68aa
File 128120853135.png - (96.00KB , 500x500 , 22.png )
21451

>>331239
From a stream
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No. 21457 ID: b0020f
File 128121577221.png - (344.15KB , 640x480 , truthitq5.png )
21457

AhahAHAhahaaa! How did you find this? This is completely inaccurate. I'm at least twice as handsome as this! HAhahahAHA!

Now I want chaos cola to be a real thing. Heh! Perhaps if I spoke to the right customers. Perhaps if I gave information away for free! I must act on this idea at once. Until we meet again! AHAhahahAHAHA!
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No. 21459 ID: 0c9433

To all characters: If you could vacation anywhere, where would it be and why?
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No. 21476 ID: c4c313

>>331257

Dessen: what are you doing in there you are a Szierkhogh that is not even your quest
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No. 21502 ID: 8d5850
File 128131929447.png - (75.69KB , 344x472 , ITQ24.png )
21502

>>330899
Why… not?
If Narus doesn't mind, I wouldn't mind either!
Narus and I work in co-operative buildings, so we'd see each other sometimes during work. At first we didn't even know each other's names… That was maybe [[~11 converted years]] ago. We passed in hallways some days and that was all. Our workplaces had a joint party after [[several converted months]] and that was when we got to know one another. He turned out to be a cool guy with overlapping interests to mine! We actually had a few friends in common too. I ended up staying for the whole party. Now we've been to each other's residences more times than I've bothered to count, chatted, watched television, played games, and eaten together. That's the story of how we became familiar!
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No. 21512 ID: ad7ce3

>>331302
You seem to be getting undressed.

... can we see you naked? 8O
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No. 21513 ID: 79927b

>>331312
Me again.

Something I forgot to say: In particular, and I know it's kind of an odd subject, but I am kind of wondering how all of that is... arranged... down there, if you don't mind...?

Or if that's a bit uncomfortable I suppose you could just give a curt description. Just something I am wondering about idly, now that we're talking to you a bit more.
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No. 21514 ID: ecfaa0

>>331313
Hey you are not me!
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No. 21515 ID: e973f4

>>331312
>>331313
>>331314
Uhhhh.

>>331302
Anyway as far as "Why not?" goes, I mean, some people have been... concerned... about our involvement in their lives in the past. (Not on your world, I think, though.) So it stands to reason that it's worth asking beforehand, so that you don't wind up just getting thrust a bunch of fairly dubious voices with little more guidance than "this is your problem now!"
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No. 21516 ID: e973f4

>>331315
Whoops posted too quickly.

Anyway, I guess I don't have any other questions for you right now. But maybe someone else will!

...

Someone who isn't this guy above me!
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No. 21519 ID: 8d5850
File 128132957829.png - (279.88KB , 640x480 , ITQ25.png )
21519

>>331312
>>331313
>>331314
I see what's going on here. Se would definitely show you EXACTLY how those parts are set up, but instead I'm intercepting your anomalous question. Proxy abuse...? Whatever the case, it won't be allowed to sit. Your question will have to wait for an answer from somewhere else.
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No. 21521 ID: 7bdeff

>>331319
Bah, you eldritch cockblock. Fine, I'll wait until some other time.
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No. 21523 ID: a594b9

>>331319
You're looking particularly fancy in that image there, Dessen. Is there any rhyme or reason to the arrangement and detail of your composition, or is it chaotic regardless?
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No. 21527 ID: a07aad

Alright! I came up with another question.

To anyone who wants to answer it, of course:

You are facing the last seconds of your life in a fight of epic proportions, and I mean EPIC. PROPORTIONS.
If you had to say your last words... what awesome, deep, kick-ass-out-of-this-world phrase would you go out with?
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No. 21553 ID: c4c313

>>331319
>>331323

HOW DO YOU PEE??
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No. 21554 ID: 8d5850
File 128138400577.png - (163.96KB , 640x480 , ITQ26.png )
21554

>>331321
You'll have your answer. Se's a good specimen, too… Quite so...
>>331323
My appearance is actually the result of the interactions of various systems, constantly transforming and rearranging. It's not chaotic in the sense of unpredictable randomness, but it IS chaotic in the senses of seething and abyss.
But don't think I have to look like any one thing. I just happen to like certain themes.
>>331353
I don't. I have no need to.
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No. 21558 ID: d560d6
File 128138529411.gif - (17.17KB , 640x480 , the-drawmobile-spooked-his-horse.gif )
21558

>>331327

"Draw."
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No. 21560 ID: 4ca518

>>331358
... GLORIOUS!!!!
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No. 21568 ID: e973f4
File 128139942371.png - (11.20KB , 428x240 , ITQ01.png )
21568

>my greatest accomplishment
I helped create this world you see here, and have kept it intact in the face of calamities great and small through solely my own actions.

If you have any questions about this world I show you, I will be sure to answer them... excepting the ones I choose not to answer, of course. I imagine it would be hardly entertaining if I were to clearly spell everything out for you in the most simple of terms.
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No. 21569 ID: b0020f

>>331368

What's that circle in your face? Are those lines your eyes, or are they closed? Can you open them?
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No. 21572 ID: e973f4
File 128140038943.png - (8.49KB , 428x240 , ITQ02.png )
21572

>>331369
>What's that circle in your face?
I will leave you to wonder, I think, for now.

>Are those lines your eyes, or are they closed? Can you open them?
Do you like my eyes? Some find them frightening.

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No. 21575 ID: 620bfb

>>331358
Yeah, this is pretty much perfect.
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No. 21593 ID: e15f89
File 128144042992.png - (160.46KB , 800x600 , K-Final.png )
21593

>>331327
.... over my dead body.
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No. 21596 ID: e15f89
File 128144786699.png - (115.65KB , 800x600 , F-Final.png )
21596

>>331327
... you are not welcome in this house.
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No. 21598 ID: 701a19

>>331327
"Pazuzu. Hastur Hastur Hastur. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Candlejack."
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No. 21600 ID: 67c611

>>330892
>>...How are you even conversing with me, anyway?
Not a fucking clue.
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No. 21613 ID: 586db0

Hey, Luna! Do you have any advice or statements we should give Saulanna the next time we see her that you don't want to, aren't allowed, or couldn't get away with giving in person?
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No. 21616 ID: 620bfb

On a related note: Hey Luna, do you have any idea what Saulanna's up to and if so do you approve of it?
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No. 21618 ID: 8d5850
File 128149365632.png - (185.88KB , 640x480 , ITQ27.png )
21618

>>331372
"I think your eyes are very pretty. I wonder, would you be opposed to a visit? Perhaps not immediately, but some time in the near future. I'm exploring other universes, you see."
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No. 21752 ID: 1578e2
File 128176393579.jpg - (185.74KB , 651x850 , 1281763682916.jpg )
21752

Sammy how do you feel about leonals?
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No. 21755 ID: 0b2a05

>>331552
How would we feel if our armor was skin-colored
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No. 21820 ID: 620bfb

>>331555
Sexy.
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No. 21848 ID: b10c0e

>>331552
>Sammy, how do you feel if Horus the Arch Betrayer, Fallen Son, Warmaster of the Forces of Chaos was a Lion.
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No. 21907 ID: fbb29f

>Holy Emperor, Horus is a lion. Get into the 24km ship of the line.
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No. 21956 ID: 272add

To Liam the Cuckatiel: What was your dating life like when you were younger?
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No. 22198 ID: abb30a

>>331372
Hi, Jyan! What's your favourite way for someone to pay tribute to you?
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No. 22201 ID: d677cc
File 128253824451.png - (4.19KB , 428x240 , ITQ03.png )
22201

>How about a visit?
I think, perhaps, that we ought to use a less public method of communication to discuss this topic, if you don't mind.

>favorite tribute
While I understand that many of my creations choose to pay tribute to me in various ways, and I appreciate ... most of what they undertake in this regard, I have not asked for nor shown a preference for any such matters in a very long time.
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No. 22252 ID: f35afd

>>331552
Oh, uh, that looks like some kind of fantasy picture or something. I don't read stuff like that.
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No. 22304 ID: ad7ce3

Hey Anciu, if you're still answering us. What's it like being... both? Do you think of yourself more as one or the other, or as something else entirely?

For that matter, how does your society work with two quite different species? Do you have like different schools and facilities and furniture designs and that kind of thing, or what?

Have you and Narus ever... tried anything, or are one or both of you not into that?
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No. 22338 ID: abb30a
File 128295068934.png - (65.13KB , 442x248 , ITQ28.png )
22338

>>332104
Yeah, I'm still here. Both sexes? Enial hermaphrodites are a separate sex. We have traits that the others lack, and vice versa. Take our eye markings for example. You can definitively tell what sex an Enial is by the shape of their eye markings! Transvestites often wear cosmetics to disguise their true sex that way, actually. The biggest practical difference is probably just that I can have [[double-sex]], and have 2 sets of sexual receptivity cycles to deal with.

Silirw don't segregate by species, for things like education. It's in our nature to keep together. Some furniture is designed so that both Silirw can use it. Some is specialised for one or the other. It all depends on what it's going to be used for! A Cyral might buy a chair just for themself that is comfortable for Cyrals but not Enials, and put it in their own private room. Like that.

Tried anything? My first thought with the way you're asking is that you mean anything illegal. Then I think maybe you mean anything sexual, because that seems to be a big focus for you guys. we both haven't tried anything illegal and don't have an interest in that. Our laws are the kind you'd have to be insane to break on purpose anyway. Neither of us are xenophiles, either. The idea of doing sexual things with each other just isn't appealing! Besides that, the size and shape differences make it inconvenient.
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No. 22339 ID: f4963f

Maolla: Can I hug you?
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No. 22340 ID: d677cc

>>332138
Anciu: You get the weirdest questions of anyone here, you know that?
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No. 22344 ID: a594b9

>>332138
What's with the purple specks around your eyes? Are those like freckles?
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No. 22345 ID: 1a99f0

Amiel:how's your conflict with that particular non-consonant going? You didn't do anything irrational, did you?
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No. 22350 ID: a449f6
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22350

>>332139

Well... ok!
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No. 22365 ID: badf27

Jehral: Have you ever "experimented" with anyone?
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No. 22367 ID: 3e8d47

>>332145
I hate everything about you.
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No. 22494 ID: 6547ec
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22494

>>332145
I...don't want to talk about it.
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No. 22518 ID: 9bd27f

>>332294

Amiel, Dilia, what was so bad about Jiniki molting, or shedding her shell, or whatever it was that messed with you before. How bad can it be?
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No. 22519 ID: dad664

>>332150
How does it feel to basically be a living antennae for our disembodied broadcasts?
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No. 22751 ID: a594b9

Penji: Can that Weasel Bar transform into a sex toy?
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No. 23068 ID: 8bdb6a

Velesi: Are Avandri related to Snarrens?
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No. 23110 ID: 50727d

Quick! everyone!

VICTORY POSE!! :D
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No. 23115 ID: d560d6

>>332910
>>329805
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No. 23201 ID: 8bdb6a

Thodren: Say "I'M STWONG MAD!!"
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No. 23266 ID: f52552

Everyone!
It's only a few weeks away!
What are your plans for Halloween?
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No. 23295 ID: 2da99a
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23295

>>333066
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No. 23346 ID: 2ecb93

>>333095
Great! Now sing "One more time!"
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No. 23445 ID: abb30a
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23445

>>332140
I had no idea! What do you mean by "here," even?

>>332144
Freckles... How interesting, a new word. No, they're actually spots where my blood is closer to the surface of my skin. We don't have defined veins or hearts like Cyrals. Our blood and skin slowly redistribute themselves, almost like they're separate organisms. Usually you wouldn't notice them unless you looked really close. Removing this tight-fitting clothing altered the distribution and made some larger prominent spots. They'll go away soon.

>>333066
Oh! We don't have that holiday! We had something kind of like it at one time, called Scare Day. Since everyone knew when it was, people were less easily scared, and it didn't work out. There ARE several holidays where we are encouraged to dress up in unusual ways, except that they're mostly just fancy. I like that, but it's not really the same thing.
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No. 23529 ID: dad664

Penji: Do your eyes glow? Any kind of bio-luminescence whatsoever?

What visual ranges can you see in besides the "norm?" Can you see in IR? Thermal?
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No. 24280 ID: 8fc362

So, Penji, what is it like to be Meme-Queen of this board?
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No. 24281 ID: f52552

>>334080
She doesn't have a face in the handsomeface thread.
Yet.
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No. 24613 ID: f4963f

Maolla: Were you ever a male in one of your past sentient lives?

If so, who enjoys sex better?
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No. 24856 ID: e4a16b

Rynh: You're on your way to a huge payout that you probably won't have to share.

What would you spend it ALL on, if the opportunity arose?
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No. 24913 ID: d99f48
File 128693971766.png - (5.64KB , 500x500 , maollaanswers.png )
24913

>>334413

Sure I was.

Which is better? Well... with another scellor, it's not really a factor, but with other species... Hm. I'd say guys have it easier, and more convenient, but the upper limit would be higher for girls. There's a couple of tricks on both sides to help out, and it's a different sort of feeling on each side anyway, so it's hard to say. There's more... inconvenience, as a girl, though.

Having sex with aliens is fun, but half the time they have no clue what to do with you. Most of them only have one or two kinds of orgasm! Can you believe that?
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No. 24918 ID: 3416ec

>>334713

>one or two kinds of orgasm
>more than one

wat
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No. 24920 ID: dad664

>>334718
dem psionics man.

dem psionics.
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No. 24925 ID: e3f578

>>334720
mind meld orgasm yum
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No. 24928 ID: 49ebb2

>>334718
It's called MINDFUCK, dude.
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No. 24931 ID: 4643fd

>>334720
>>334725
>>334728
actually, due to how they work i think it would work something like... it's multi fractal and depends on your telepathy lvl. 2 full lvl 6 telepaths mind melding and doing it would probably cause the sensations to bounce back and forth a LOT and AMPLIFY as they merge with eachother. resulting in perhaps a 12 times orgasm combo. as in they orgasm 12 times simultaneously. which would probably cause a lesser species to die out of pure pleasure. but scellor are used to very large amounts of power going through their brains.
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No. 24945 ID: 88df58

Dear Mitzi,

Do you breathe? If so, how long can you hold your breath? Do you grow gills underwater, or when oxygen is otherwise unavailable?
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No. 24955 ID: 2563d4

>>334745
How do Valcien breathe in space, anyway?

If they can hold their breaths for interhabitableplanetary distances, "surfacing" into the atmosphere like large seaborne mammals, that's one hell of a slow metabolism.
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No. 24973 ID: 9d362b

to Tav Unt'bel.

Do Lohrke use other kind of gun/range weapon using Technomancy? if yes I would like some pic of them pls
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No. 24995 ID: a4b4e3
File 128703206961.png - (60.11KB , 562x432 , Aruuchihead.png )
24995

>>330165
I really care about Liam, he's been a friend of mine for a while now. He usually leaves his village on a day that coincides when we'll be nearby when he can, and then goes back to the fort with us to deliver his message.

Scared the shit out of him the first time we met out in the wilderness though, heh. Must've taken us a good fifteen minutes to convince him we weren't going to eat him. Luckily for us he didn't carry a gun back then.
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No. 24998 ID: a4b4e3
File 128703264935.png - (52.01KB , 562x432 , Aruuchihead.png )
24998

>>330165
I don't want to talk about it, and I'd feel silly dancing by myself.

>>330384
I'm... a pretty bird?
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No. 25015 ID: d677cc

>>334795
>Scared the shit out of him the first time we met out in the wilderness though, heh. Must've taken us a good fifteen minutes to convince him we weren't going to eat him.
That sounds like a hilarious story. You've got to tell us sometime.
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No. 25017 ID: 10c20a
File 128707352084.png - (195.46KB , 800x600 , TECHNOMANCY.png )
25017

>>334773
>Do Lohrke use other kind of gun/range weapon using Technomancy? if yes I would like some pic of them pls

Lohrke technomancy tends to be influenced strongly by the environment the society develops in. For instance, my city was developed near an underground lake, which led to an abundance of Shocker Crabs in the area. One Technomancer got the bright idea to try and harness a Shocker Crab's electricity, and that led to all the technomancers in the city developing weapons, tool, and everyday house hold things that ran off electricity.

My cousin, Marana, however, lives in a city located near a volcano, which also happens to be where Demesi and I are currently staying. The heat and lava flows bring an abundance of creatures known as Magma Divers. Using the shells of these creatures, the technomancers here are able to develop items and devices that are capable of withstanding the extreme heat of even magma. Most of their devices seem to be run off heat or steam. Marana uses a technomancy modified flint-lock rifle herself. Most devices can be improved with a little Lohrke ingenuity.

Also, here's something the local technomancers have shown me. They say they're working on something to help me get back onto the front.
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No. 25019 ID: ae6170

>>334817
first awesome a new arm that shot fire, nice

second thanks for the response
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No. 25020 ID: dad664
 

>>334817
>Steampunk Robot Arm
>That is also a FLAMETHROWER
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No. 25025 ID: e3f578

>>334817
but you can't grope any asses with a flamethrower! all those loukre hips going to waste!

I hope uhhh you're other hand is your best hand.

Still p. badass though
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No. 25030 ID: f4963f

>>334825
You're right. Clearly they'll have to hire cheap ass-groping labor to make up for this oversight.
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No. 25052 ID: f52552

Maolla, I have a somewhat odd request.

Could we see you putting your tail to work?

Any way you want that to mean.
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No. 25103 ID: badf27

>>331707
that's sanguinius.
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No. 25253 ID: 0310e1

Sekani and Tayza: Did you two know that Delkin was originally a female?
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No. 25308 ID: dad664

>@Penji
Have you decided upon what you'll do when you finally bust out of Quadrant 5? I mean yeah you'll have all the carnage and destruction you'd ever desire on your way out, but you're going to have a lot of downtime afterwards once you get to somewhere (relatively) safe.

>@Mitzi
Is your hair naturally frizzy like that or is it just the lack of military grade future-combs in Q5? Personally I think you'd look pretty cute in a ponytail.
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No. 25353 ID: 2044df

Arruchi and Ikar:

What do you think about this 'Raine' fellow?
>>
No. 25354 ID: 135871

Hatch and Liam: what do you know about this Dekustir fellow?
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No. 25363 ID: 0310e1
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25363

>>335053

Proof!

>brotip: it's the tails.
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No. 25444 ID: 6547ec
File 128776154353.png - (81.54KB , 600x450 , delkinmightrapeyou.png )
25444

>>335163
>>335053
"What!?"
"I knew something was off!"
"WHAT. That's just a coincidence! My tail just happened to be changed during my transformation! And even if that was true, I'm a full and complete male! Do you want to see my magical rape penis!? Look! Right here! What do you mean the camera isn't panned down!?"
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No. 25451 ID: a09a03

>>335244
>godswillbowbeforeus.png
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No. 25484 ID: d24479

>>335244

It's a good thing you weren't the one to find Magic Johnson, Delkin. I don't think it would've appreciated being *that* body part so much.
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No. 25498 ID: 919826
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25498

>>332910
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No. 25929 ID: 1854db

Queen of Sorrows: Why do you give your magical creatures genitalia?
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No. 25933 ID: 2563d4
File 128849095580.png - (44.83KB , 640x480 , the-eyebrows-still-dont-move.png )
25933

>>333066
>What are your plans for Halloween?

YOU RANG?
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No. 25960 ID: 1854db

Demesi/Tav/Aggeia: What's marriage like in your world?
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No. 26014 ID: b8883a

Heart Fixer! Heart Fixer!

I have a broken heart. Can you fix it?

:3c
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No. 26475 ID: a09a03
File 128941708118.jpg - (38.83KB , 500x500 , Penjitq.jpg )
26475

>>/quest/224221
>Niiar mood, you know!
>Fuck, I don't know how to describe an emotion. It's just what you feel when there's stuff you gotta do!

Ardor, Zest, Vigor, Gumption, Fervor, Dynamism, Passion, Vivacity, Alacrity.

Ambition. Aggressiveness. Rage. Hatred. Zeal.

De l'audace, encore de l'audace, et toujours de l'audace.
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No. 26477 ID: 2563d4

>>336275
NO DISASSEMBLE!
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No. 26478 ID: c99f30

>>336275
>Zeal.

Zeal? Even unto madness perhaps...
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No. 26479 ID: dad664
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26479

>>336275
"...when the fuck did you learn French?"
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No. 26498 ID: 6547ec
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26498

>>/quest/224221
>Niiar mood, you know!
>Fuck, I don't know how to describe an emotion. It's just what you feel when there's stuff you gotta do!

Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs.

Hugs. Anger you get over in one update. A somewhat out-of-character kiss. Hugs.

câlins mignon à ce taux de Roz et moi, nous allons finir par avoir des relations sexuelles et ça va être grave.
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No. 26504 ID: a4b4e3
File 128944327356.png - (31.05KB , 359x500 , Lady Saon Saon.png )
26504

>>336275
J'ai ton amour et je veux ton revenge
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No. 26505 ID: f123de
File 12894446162.jpg - (9.92KB , 200x200 , salrestinghead.jpg )
26505

Λυπάμαι, αλλά δεν καταλαβαίνω τι λέτε.

Just kidding. I have an autotranslator installed.
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No. 26528 ID: 8c0848

Hey, Zane. Why are you such a vicious bitch?

You killed Jose... HIS HURR HURR HURR WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS!
>>
No. 26532 ID: a4b4e3

Hey Zane, how did you get here? Why are you in the arena killin' pinkies? Fun? Revenge? Incarceration commuted to a night in the arena?
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No. 26535 ID: 8a6625

>>336298
hehe, crois moi, on as tous hates de voire ca
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No. 26550 ID: 4531bc
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26550

>>336275
>>336279
>>336298
>>336304
>>336305
>>336335
>FRENCH

Dang, this was supposed to take like fifteen minutes! What happened?
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No. 26552 ID: 9b6c31
File 128951444599.png - (66.94KB , 512x512 , tory_speaks_stuff.png )
26552

Русские! Постарайтесь понять меня!
我能说中文呢!哈哈,没有人能理解我!
Man, I am loosing grip.
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No. 26557 ID: b6c6fc
File 12895191085.jpg - (28.54KB , 408x300 , Zane.jpg )
26557

336328
I guess you COULD call me Vicious, but regardless, those idiot pinkskins both killed themselves before I had a chance to do anything really vicious to them . . . the cowards

336332
I am a volunteer gladiator, I fight to better represent my people. my family consists of nothing but businessmen, merchants, thieves and worse, they are echo onto a whole race cowards, a race that exploits and profits off the continued suffering of the Alliance while never lifting a hand to aid it, and a race I am deeply ashamed to be a part of. I fight as an example to every young Nokkin, to show them we are not cowards, to show them WE ARE STRONG!"
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No. 26558 ID: c99f30

>>336357
But not strong enough to avoid getting trapped under not just one but two bodies ehh?
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No. 26559 ID: a4b4e3

Are you expected to win, Zane? Because you're barely a third of the way through this and you're already on the ropes. Are you allowed another set of armor, a recharge of your shields, better weapons? Nothing you've shown to carry so far has the punch of an anti-tank gun or a minigun like the pinkies have.
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No. 26560 ID: e3f578

>my family consists of nothing but businessmen, merchants, thieves and worse
oh so she's a bear okay, makes sense. A little tiny though. I'd say raccoon but to associate those traits with raccoons is a little cliche and I've never met a raccoon busines... Tom Nook.

Fuck
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No. 26564 ID: a4b4e3

>>336357
So what do you look like under that helmet?
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No. 26576 ID: b6c6fc
File 128953085640.jpg - (30.22KB , 408x300 , Zane2.jpg )
26576

>>336358
strength is overcoming hardship, cowardice is avoiding it

>>336359
Of course I'm expecting to win, but the crowd get's bored if I make it look too easy. but don't worry I've got everything under control

>>336364
I look a lot like every other Nokkin, honestly some people say I look pretty, but I don't real see that
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No. 26579 ID: dad664

>>336376
Can you give us a rundown of the tech and weaponry you're using?
>>
No. 26583 ID: 4309ad

Yes I immediately made the connection between her face and Nokkin->Nook-Kin
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No. 26584 ID: 3416ec

>>336376

Have you considered painting БЕИ on your helmet and wielding a flamethrower?
>>
No. 26586 ID: 80a165

>>336384
БЕЙ, to be perfectly correct (and nitpicky).
Also, Zane is a bit too smart for that. But still, reference well put.
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No. 26602 ID: 10c20a
File 128958193339.png - (101.22KB , 700x700 , HeartFixerPreptime.png )
26602

>>335814
"Goodness! That sounds like an emergency! Lay down on the table, I'll be right with you. Hug Box, Scalpel!"
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No. 26603 ID: 57e4cc

Hey Zane! Are you a virgin? If not, tell us about your first time!
>>
No. 26604 ID: 2563d4

>>336402
Hmm.

"Hug box! Marital aid!"
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No. 26607 ID: 3416ec

>>336402

I'm not sure I like the idea of Hug Box launching a sharp object so far into the air.
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No. 26611 ID: 51ae63

So Elizabeth, when are you going to appear in Tgchan's own strip poker game?
>>
No. 26612 ID: 2563d4

>>336407
Ah, yes, I know what it's reminding me of.

"Hug box, Trident II ballistic missile!"
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No. 26626 ID: 445c48

"Hug Box, Hug!"
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No. 26627 ID: b6c6fc
File 128961474080.jpg - (30.28KB , 408x300 , Zane3.jpg )
26627

>>336379
well I've got full body armour (including hand and tail gloves), standard GravBoots, 4 shield batteries, a military grade power pack, an armoured void suit, a classic model DisintegraterGun, a standard issue RapidLaser, a compact HandLaser, a pointed CutterAxe, and 3 Ion grenades

>>336384
>>336386
sorry but I don't read Pinkskin Gibberish, even if I did, I would never paint anything on my helmet, it would limit my visibility

>>336403
I-I'm not sure I feel comfortable answering that question . . . let's just say my work doesn't give me a whole lot of opportunities to make "friends"
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No. 26628 ID: f82d85

>>336427

If it makes you feel better, I'd totally wear that pussy out.
>>
No. 26629 ID: 3f8223

>>336427
So is there any sort of back up plan for you? Clone chamber in case you're killed, so longtime fans don't stop watching if a beloved gladiator falls? I mean, you're not doing too well currently, if you were holding back AT ALL before you'd best not do so anymore, you only have one shield left.

And think of all those kids cheering for you! It'd seriously mess them up to see you die in the arena. Permanently anyways, if you fellas don't do that quake-style clone thing.
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No. 26630 ID: e3f578

>>336427
Why do you always call them pinkskins instead of solars?
>>
No. 26631 ID: b1153c

>>336427
Aww, embarrassed are we? It's alright, but you can't die a virgin, Zane. Wish we could help you out, but unfortunately we've gotta play for the other team.
>>
No. 26632 ID: 8c0848

>>336427
You'll get your chance to give it to whoever, since the games are probably rigged for propaganda purposes.
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No. 26636 ID: b6c6fc
File 12896247669.jpg - (28.65KB , 408x300 , Zane4.jpg )
26636

>>336428
fuck no! get the hell away from me you lecherous pig!

>>336429
HAH! I don't need any back up plans, or lousy clones, I am Pelendina Zane, Star Gladiator and
I. NEVER. LOSE.

>>336430
for years we had no idea what they were actually called. their skin was pink our skin was black, Pinkskins seemed a good name for them, and in my opinion it still does
>>
No. 26638 ID: 89672e

>>336436
But only some of them have pink skin.
You talk pretty tough for a furball that has to hide behind a forcefield just to take on a few lousy primates.
>>
No. 26640 ID: a4b4e3

>>336436
You don't really seem to be winning at the moment at all, and you're what, two, almost three pinkies down? I'm thinking you oughta grab a slice of humble pie for your own chances of survival here. Pinkies or not, these are armed opponents stronger than you with extremely lethal weaponry, and you're down to your last shield generator. You'd best be conservative as hell in your combat tactics from now on, and it's a terrible idea to be flashy to begin with.
>>
No. 26641 ID: 2c5c68

So this isn't you in the Gladiators Illustrated Swimsuit Edition I've got here, Zane?
>>
No. 26643 ID: c99f30

Wait, why Ion Grenades? Aren't those generally only useful against bots or vehicles?
>>
No. 26644 ID: 283fa9

>>336436
>HAH! I don't need any back up plans, or lousy clones, I am Pelendina Zane, Star Gladiator and
I. NEVER. LOSE.
Confirmed for dead man walking.
>>
No. 26646 ID: a4b4e3

>>336444
There's a possibility she's just saying that to reassure herself against overwhelming odds, but it's more likely that I'm just grasping at straws :V
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No. 26662 ID: b6c6fc
File 128966595640.jpg - (32.62KB , 408x300 , Zane5.jpg )
26662

>>336438
>>336440
I have the exact amount of gear any marine would have, but when it comes down to it, gear doesn't make the soldier. Skill, determination, courage, and a will to survive, these things will serve you better than any weapon,

>>336441
I-I uh err . . . SO WHAT! it's a tasteful picture! and a very conservative military Issue swimsuit! . . . WAIT, WHAT?! let me see that!
(Zane grabs magazine)
THOSE FUCKERS! Bastards cut out my body and replaced it with some bimbo's!, I'LL MURDER YOU ALL!!
(Zane appears to be yelling at the credits page)

>>336443
I guess I'm just stupid that way, eh heh heh heh heh . . .
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No. 26663 ID: a4b4e3

>>336462
"Will to survive" usually means "Not being flashy at the cost of ALL YOUR SHIELDS BEING WASTED ON THE FIRST TWO GUYS"
>>
No. 26664 ID: 2563d4

So, Domonic/Rose,
What do you think of being called pinkies? :V
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No. 26669 ID: e3f578

Hey Zane, chill out, that is tasteful, especially compared to Pinkie's swimsuits. Did you know some of our swimsuit editions they sometimes don't even have swimsuits and stark naked.

It's not like it isn't artful. Beautiful bodies are art too, so those are always tasteful. Now you put a fat fuck in a speedo that will never be tasteful
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No. 26670 ID: fd6d7e

>>336462

Hey, as long as we've got communication open with you I'd like to warn you. You've been singled out as a stooge, a fall-guy to get killed ingloriously in battle with a bunch of stupid pinkskins. Basically what I'm saying is you are supposed to lose, so that the Astranian empire can trick its audience into thinking pinkskins are more vicious and dangerous than they really are. Your valor doesn't matter, they just need a corpse. The game was rigged from the beginning. They even doped up the pinkies with pain suppressants before sending them out. You might have thought that the empire was siding with you giving you all those handy lasers and useless bombs, but in reality they see you as just another conniving Nokkin to be used and discarded. They never really were on your side.

Oh, too bad this thread is OOC :3c
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No. 26673 ID: b1153c

>>336462
>>336470
Pretty much this. But just in case...

Hey Zane, you should watch out. Start thinking about what to do if you get screwed over by the folks in charge, because they can and likely will try to screw you over to prove you wrong, and that your kind aren't strong enough.

Wish we could help you get through this but our hands are quite unfortunately tied.
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No. 26676 ID: eaff1c

Augh. The furries are such assholes and killing you will only make it worse, Zane. Here's hoping you live.

Anywho, which one of these is the real one, and which one is the shoop?

>>336467
>>336475

You look like you're enjoying yourself in that last one.
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No. 26677 ID: b6c6fc
File 128968719914.jpg - (84.73KB , 631x389 , Domonic&Rose.jpg )
26677

>>336464
Domonic: It's fucking bullshit man, and I'm not going to take it anymore! first I gotta deal with people callin me black, now I gotta deal with people callin me pink, yous all colour blind man, can't you see I'm a delicous chocolatey brown!

Rose: I really don't care, they can call me what ever they want, I'll toast em either way
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No. 26680 ID: f5e4b4

>>336477

Domonic: What about the fact that most people call you Dominic instead of Domonic?
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No. 26688 ID: c99f30

>>336462
Now that I think the Ion Grenades could be useful against shield generators. Actually that's something I've been wondering, how, erh 'Elite' is your position and armament. I mean you seem a step above what the standard soldier is going to be carrying in terms of lethality and violence.

Wasn't disintegration rifle actually dropped from standard service for being a bit 'overkill,' and I haven't seen very many soldiers with axes.
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No. 26701 ID: dc2802

if they are expected to fight in spaceships it makes sense to use axes. shorter and heavier that swords and wont open hundreds of holes on the hull if you miss.

but the disintegrator rifle made not much sense. maybe she just got it as a side offer.
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No. 26705 ID: 2563d4

Midori: What are you doing on a modern battlefield with only an obsolete melee weapon?
Sam: Is your left eyebrow stuck?
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No. 26738 ID: 476456

you guys got any questions for eachother?
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No. 26752 ID: b6c6fc
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26752

>>336476
actually both of those are fakes, here's the real pic . . . that I um, I keep in my wallet at all times . . . for no apparent reason

>>336470
>>336473
that makes no sense! I'M THE STAR! they wouldn't kill me! they'd lose ratings or something, people would get upset, theres no money in that, you people are paranoid

>>336488
the Alliance rarely uses actually ground assault troops, those it does have are a very well trained and elite fighting force, SpaceMarines are a rare breed these days, I'm proud to count myself amoung them
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No. 26754 ID: dad664

>>336552
Clearly it's for checking yourself in the mirror, then looking at the image for reference, and going "Damn, still got it."
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No. 26755 ID: 4a50ea

>>336552
>Pear in a one-piece
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No. 26756 ID: 8d7dd2
File 128975874484.png - (40.86KB , 512x512 , zyeryhitq.png )
26756

So, Zane, is it? Let's say you're hypothetically about to storm a human base in what might be the most suicidal move in your life.

Just hypothetically speaking.

Any recommendations?
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No. 26793 ID: fd6d7e
File 128977758610.jpg - (12.61KB , 300x300 , dat_ass.jpg )
26793

>>336552

Hehe yeah you got me I was just tryin' to make you paranoid. You can never be too careful!

<-- also
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No. 26794 ID: a4b4e3
File 128978066388.jpg - (79.93KB , 1440x900 , serious heavy.jpg )
26794

>>336552
Hey Zane, which weapon is your favorite? Are any of them customized to suit your tastes at all, or do any of them have names? Why an axe and not a knife? Is it hard to move around in that bulky suit at all?
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No. 26795 ID: 0c709e

Hey Zane, do you wash your food before you eat it?
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No. 26796 ID: f52552

>>336552
Trying to ask this in as non-creepy way as possible, but do you have any baby pictures?

I'm curious to see how you got where you are now.
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No. 26797 ID: 2563d4

>>336505
>Sam: Is your left eyebrow stuck?

Well, I guess it is now! :V
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No. 26802 ID: b6c6fc
File 128979318633.jpg - (40.06KB , 408x300 , Zane6.jpg )
26802

>>336556
those are some sub-race of Pinkskin right? Storming a pinkskin base is tall order, the best bet is to open with flash, and tear gas grenades. while they're stunned unload several salvos from the loudest gun you've got, lethality is escential at this point, we're try more to send them into a state of disarray, try to aim for the stomach and legs that way thier tormented scream will demoralize the others. though most pinkskins are quite cowardly, there's always a couple tough one mixed into every crowd these ones MUST DIE or else they might rally their fellow into a suitable defense. another thing to is to make yourself appear as threatening as possible play again on their cowardice, also if you can manage it max out a shield or find some way to make yourself appear immune to their weapons. you'll probably be fine with that for the first couple rooms, but after that you'll want to ditch heavy gear, and engage in some guerrilla war, and we'll be covering that next week

>>336594
I go through a lot of gear, I rarely have much of a chance to attached to any of, if I had to choose a favorite my CutterAxe has served me well for many a battles , and I'm quite proud of my DisintegraterGun as it's rather rare

>>336595
I don't really like soggy food much . . .
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No. 26804 ID: a09a03
File 128979386743.jpg - (17.62KB , 640x440 , H3Y_L14M.jpg )
26804

HEY LIAM, IS THIS YOU?
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No. 26805 ID: 8c0848
File 128979427820.png - (116.49KB , 289x272 , real liam.png )
26805

>>336604
No, this is.
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No. 26806 ID: a09a03
File 128979471687.jpg - (45.42KB , 459x683 , H3Y_Z4N3.jpg )
26806

HEY ZANE, IS THIS YOU?
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No. 26807 ID: 80bb9a

Sam: What were you before you went into the arena?
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No. 26808 ID: 2563d4

>>336607
Ooh, ooh, I know this one!

Alive. :3c
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No. 26809 ID: 3fa271

>>336607

judging from his time in the arena, a professional human shield.
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No. 26821 ID: a4b4e3
File 128981259495.png - (135.45KB , 902x753 , how does a liam know what a computer is.png )
26821

>What was your dating life like when you were younger?
I don't know... I didn't really get asked out that much until Rikkiri came along. I come from a pretty small town. I used to get whistled at quite a bit though.

Actually, I still do I guess, at least by people who don't know me.

>What do you know about this Dekustir fellow?
He's a friend of the family, or used to be. Haven't heard much from him in recent years though he used to play with Little One when they were younger. He's younger than me but old enough to be considered an adult. He's been pretty absorbed in his work for some time, but it seems like it's kind of consumed him now.

>HEY LIAM IS THIS YOU?
Err... No? Though the hair cut is similar...

>No, this is
Look, I know I'm kind of bird-like but this is starting to get a bit uncomfortable...
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No. 26831 ID: 099247
File 128984926312.jpg - (59.35KB , 299x303 , no.jpg )
26831

>>336608
Dude.
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No. 26858 ID: b6c6fc
File 12898783897.jpg - (29.33KB , 408x300 , Midori.jpg )
26858

(Sam can not answer questions, Sam is dead)

>>336505
the furres have powerful guns, but in close combat their gear slows them down, and they aren't very strong, it's the best way to take them down. though it's a lot harder when they have shields up

>>336607
Sam was a communications officer, and the leader of my squad before we got captured


>>336608
>>336609
perhaps he was not the best military combatant but still, it's rather disrespectful to ridicule the dead . . .
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No. 26860 ID: 701a19

Zane: Why are you so pissed you insist on fighting these pinkies in mortal combat?
Also how are they the 'most vicious' if one of them is a desk-jockey programmer? What, did she excise bloated code with extreme prejudice?

Why are you even bothering with this? It's not like your people are going to let any of them live if they win, so why engage in such barbaric bloodsport?
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No. 26862 ID: a4b4e3

>>336658
BUT SAM WASN'T DEAD BEFORE THE MATCH ARE THESE QUESTIONS TAKING PLACE BEFORE OR AFTER THE MATCH!?

Naw, just kidding. Hey Zane, got any good stories about some of your fans?
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No. 26863 ID: fd6d7e

>>336660

Zane already explained this. She wants to prove that not all Nokkin are conniving cowardly, backstabbing and business oriented, but that even a Nokkin can be a bloodthirsty psychopath. She's bucking the trend the only way she knows how, through mass murder in gladatorial combat.
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No. 26864 ID: fd6d7e
File 128988112682.jpg - (21.43KB , 408x300 , ohshitohshit.jpg )
26864

>>336662

Oh shit--!
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No. 26867 ID: 2563d4

>>336664
Don't worry. Fourty years in a tube in some underground research facility I'm sure you'll be up and about again.
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No. 26869 ID: 3416ec

>>336664

WHY DO THE HOT ONES ALWAYS DIE?!!?
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No. 26870 ID: a4b4e3
File 128988575659.jpg - (2.33KB , 126x126 , demesi.jpg )
26870

>>336669
>Why do the hot ones always die
What are you talking about? Zane's not dead.
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No. 26871 ID: a7a85a

Doc from Tory's Tower,

Can you fix this? D:

>>336664


Tory, Same question, but with some kind of hat.
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No. 26872 ID: 80bb9a

>>336670
She will be soon, if I have anything to say about it.
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No. 26890 ID: 9b6c31
File 128992544220.png - (52.66KB , 512x512 , doc_answers.png )
26890

>>336672
It--- largely depends---
Is--- she dead---? How--- long ago---? What kind--- of wounds---? How--- extensive damage--?--- Any--- other medical--- complications---?
She--- probably can be--- brought back to--- normal life--- If we begin operations as quick as possible--- remove brain--- keep body--- operational---
If not--- she can be--- "zombified"---
Zombies--- do not--- retain memories, personality--- or feelings. There--- has been two--- cases where--- they have returned.

But--- overall--- I might be able to--- bring her back---

>"Maybe we should stick her brains to a jar! And that in a tophat!"
>"A TOPHAT MADE OUT OF STEEL!"
>"Try to headshot her now!"
>"Maybe hide some weapons into that hat aswell!"
>"And a monocle with a heat-vision and other useful gadgets!"
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No. 26900 ID: a4b4e3

Hey Zane, how many matches have you been in? Is nine on one a special thing?
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No. 26902 ID: 3416ec

Dompag: Can you really eat lava? If so, can you demonstrate?
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No. 26904 ID: a9ba96

Henry, Rose, Domonic, and Peter:

Midori and Janie aren't looking too good about now, but Zane has finally been left without shields. If they don't finish the job, what do each of you think your chances are if they send you out next? Any plans in mind?
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No. 26905 ID: 4309ad

>>336602 Zane... As a gladiator, perhaps you can appreciate this. You, who are about to die, I salute. Hut!

-Z
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No. 26906 ID: b6c6fc
File 128995923186.jpg - (54.42KB , 536x538 , BabyZane.jpg )
26906

>>336596
don't sweat it. I don't normally carry this with me, but I heard you guys like seeing this sorta thing, so there ya go: baby me

>>336606
seriously? fuck you!

>>336660
these poor pinkskin were denied the right to die in glorious combat once before, even having failed thier people, the arena saw fit to give them another chance. It's an honour to give a fellow warrior his last fight
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No. 26907 ID: 80bb9a

Dear Rynh, Zane, Penji, Venji, Chloe, Shyen, Yrra, Maolla, Makuri:

Are you a top or a bottom?
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No. 26909 ID: dad664

>>336706
If you somehow survive this I'm gonna design you some badass stuff to replace your weapon loadout.

What's your thoughts on Railguns?
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No. 26910 ID: a4b4e3

>>336706
Yeah, hey, you ever thought of another line of work should you ever need to get out of the gladiator business? Maybe something in the military or even freelance?
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No. 26917 ID: 3fa271

janine, what radioactive badass bit you to make you such a goddamned super hero?
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No. 26918 ID: 8c0848
File 128996770336.png - (89.84KB , 391x370 , YrraQ&A.png )
26918

>>336707
If I want it, I take it.
If they have the strength and nerve to take it, so be it. The strong will always dominate.
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No. 26919 ID: 2563d4

>>336718
Name: Check
Personality: First inklings
Probability of survival: Moving off the bottom of the scale
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No. 26924 ID: b6c6fc
File 128997099398.jpg - (28.81KB , 408x300 , Zane7.jpg )
26924

>>336662
well there was this one time, a fan ask me to marry him. I told him he was insane, then he asked if I could shoot him as proof of my rejection, I said "no". fans can be so stupid

>>336700
normally I face of against 2 or 3 opponents, and normally the specialty match are done by the big name gladiators. but since this is my home world, I'm the big name, so they put me in the big fight

>>336707
I'm guessing this is a sexual thing right? well I don't really now much about that
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No. 26925 ID: b6c6fc

>>336718
Yrr'a, I notice you have a red band in your hair, does it have any specific meaning, or is just to make you look pretty?
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No. 26926 ID: a4b4e3

>>336724
>Big name on your homeworld

Not anymore, huh?
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No. 26935 ID: 10c20a
File 12899782394.png - (169.68KB , 800x600 , ShyenChat.png )
26935

>>336707
Top.

Though that's not to say I would mind meeting a guy who might actually be able to turn things around and take charge every once in a while, of course.
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No. 26939 ID: 8c0848
File 128999626187.png - (82.57KB , 426x486 , ponder.png )
26939

>Are you a top or a bottom?
How should I know? I've never really...
I guess if I just lay back and let it happen, I wouldn't have to worry about the mechanics of it, but if I'm on top, I could stay in control so I don't freak out.

I shouldn't even worry about it. I'm sure applying sufficient amounts of alcohol to the situation will iron out all the wrinkles.
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No. 26979 ID: 701a19

>>336724
So, Zane, how does it feel to get whooped in the arena and not die in the process?

Also, you know the pinkies have a completely different combat, and value a life well spent over a death in combat, right?
That's why they didn't kill you; to show that they aren't the savage killers you make them out to be. Strange how you both chose to show mercy and find the other cruel.
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No. 26990 ID: 2563d4

Joshua Eceart: You're certainly assertive. What's your grappling skill like? Able to produce a fair bit of controlled force?

No reason.
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No. 26994 ID: 8c0848

Pinkskins: WHAT HAPPENED!?
>>
No. 26995 ID: bf1e7e

Janine: so what all ended up happening after the events of that arena?
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No. 26996 ID: a4b4e3

Zane: Are you returning to the arena? You nearly died and only survived through the miraculous mercy of one of your combatants. I mean, this seems like a pretty darn good time to call it quits, especially since a pinkie spared your life. You kinda owe them, or at least one of them in particular.
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No. 26997 ID: a4b4e3

Oh, and also Zane:

YOUR FANS APPEAR TO BE CRAZIER THAN EVER. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO LIE LOW, MAYBE EVEN GET A FAKE IDENTITY, JUST SO THEY WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES!

Escaping the planet in a shuttle with Janine might be a good idea. Drop her off somewhere in neutral territory she can get home from or something. You know, save her life since she saved yours. Just saying.
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No. 26999 ID: 3416ec

To all dudes: Boxers or briefs?

To all ladies: Favorite underwear type?
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No. 27000 ID: 8bfdb8

Okay, Zane:

You started gladiatoring to improve society, right? Uplift your people and all?

Your fans are crazy enough for you to drag out and burn alive someone who says bad things about you.

It's time to quit gladiatoring, band them together, and either go into politics to make some lasting change or go rogue and stop doing this shit. Either way, introducing nonlethal gladiator matches somehow is your next move, to stop pinkies from being killed as well as folks like you who fans want to see week after week, so that fans can see them week after week even if they lose. I mean, you owe the pinkies your life, big time, especially since you wouldn't have done this for them.

You started all this to help your people. Now it's time to do that. If you don't, you are not going to get lucky twice, and you WILL die, and if you die? You're not going to be able to provide the lasting change for your people that you, in vain, tried to do in the arena.

Don't go Shadran on us, Zane. If you do what you set out to do, if you stop now and actually try to help out the universe and shit, you are going to be a hero. If you don't, and you keep fighting pinkskins, you are going to die horribly and your fans will riot, killing anything and anyone they find.

It's for the good of the world and everyone in your interplanetary society that you stop right now. You owe it to the pinkskins, you owe even more to Janine, and you owe it to your fans to end your career at the height of your popularity, and start working on lasting change rather than fleeting gladiatorial popularity, everything you have done erased as soon as you die.
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No. 27001 ID: 2563d4
File 129004828660.png - (14.72KB , 251x386 , if-only-he-could-wear-trousers.png )
27001

>>336799
>Boxers or briefs?
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No. 27003 ID: 4c06fb
File 129004997647.png - (8.17KB , 500x500 , toporbottom.png )
27003

>top or bottom

Pardon?
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No. 27010 ID: bf1e7e
File 129005119937.png - (262.64KB , 750x750 , DeepNoBottoms.png )
27010

>>336799

Underwhat type?
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No. 27012 ID: 2563d4

Hey, Penji. What happens if you hold the weasel bar and think "musical instrument"?
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No. 27013 ID: 1854db

>>336810
Wow.
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No. 27014 ID: b6c6fc

Tory, in your opinion, what exactly IS "panty technology"?

and can you improve on it?
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No. 27015 ID: 8092e6

To nev. what sort of adventures have you had?
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No. 27016 ID: d677cc

>>336810
Lookin' pretty fluffy there, Telwis.
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No. 27018 ID: dad664
File 129005568753.jpg - (29.28KB , 419x431 , ChloeITQ1.jpg )
27018

>Top or Bottom
Top. Bottom on rare occasion.

>Favorite Underwear Type
Normally I'll be sportin' boxers or regular panties, but if I'm feelin' fancy I'll wear a thong.

Like these!
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No. 27021 ID: 10c20a
File 129005721686.png - (99.58KB , 800x600 , JoshuaChat.png )
27021

>>336790
>Joshua Eceart: You're certainly assertive. What's your grappling skill like? Able to produce a fair bit of controlled force?

"Well, I do my best to be heard, any good bard would do that. As for my grappling skill? Well, I'm not much of a fighter, really. I've never actually even been in a fight before. I suppose I could envelope someone or something, and that'd probably make it hard for them to move around unless I wanted them to. Maybe. I am somewhat curious as to why this would come up though."
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No. 27023 ID: b6c6fc
File 129005738827.jpg - (31.04KB , 408x300 , Zane8.jpg )
27023

>>336709
a Railgun? last I heard the Cazarani were trying to develop something of the sort, even had the gall to claim that it could replace AM Cannon. I wouldn't put much stock into it, every one knows, no one can build weapons like RayTech

>>336710
>>336796
>>336797
I owe the pinkskin NOTHING, she spared me for her own safety, not mercy or any of that bullshit. I'm sure you've heard what happened to the Announcer, smart move on her part I guess, I wouldn't want to deal with that mob either.
I'm not going to quit my ring service, but your right, I probably should give my fans some time to calm down . . . and I could use some time to improve my technique

>>336800
I'm not really much of a politician, I'm a SpaceMarine I'm good at killing, that's pretty much it, still I SHOULD get out of the ring for a while and think of what to do next
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No. 27026 ID: 40cb26

>>336803
...Ah yes, if even gender is a mild preference I guess other things aren't much of a deal at all. What about subbing or domming? Bondage? Is there ever much a preference or does it happen at all? Does the whole sharing of thoughts and stuff make that whole dynamic just not work to make it appealing? Or maybe you guys just do it once in a while for silly fun.
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No. 27027 ID: 2044dd

Zane: There's a world called Juca-19 crawling with bugs and pirates and all sorts of shit, really a desolate, post-apocalyptic wasteland, but if you want some time to get away from it all that might be a good bet. Plus, plenty of moving targets to practice on.
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No. 27028 ID: 8c0848

>>336821
Because tentacle slime rape. That's what they're trying to get at.
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No. 27029 ID: a4b4e3

Shyen: What do you think about what Joshua just said, in relation to your preference of men you spoke of earlier?
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No. 27032 ID: a4b4e3

>>336827
Actually, hey, that sounds like a good idea. I'm going to second that recommendation.
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No. 27033 ID: 4784be

Zane: Do yourself a favor and take some time to lose your virginity before you return to gladiatorial combat. You never know when a match might be your last, after all.
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No. 27034 ID: b1153c

>>336833
Zane: You might just find the love of your life on Juca-19. Maybe someone big and wears a lot of armor like you do. He may or may not have a Johnny Bravo Haircut. Just saying.

Remember to use protection, you don't want any kits in your belly if you're going to be returning to combat anytime soon.
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No. 27036 ID: f82d85

Zane: I'm gonna try to get you killed hardcore. Jose will not have died in vain.

That being said, I'd still be down for some slamfucking if you are.
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No. 27037 ID: 8bfdb8

>>336836

Well you're a faggot then. Zane's fans didn't try to get the humans killed through stupid or purposefully harmful actions, you shouldn't try to get her killed if she becomes an ally in Crash or something or playable in any manner.

The side you're playing on is the side you're playing on. Deal with it, and if you can't, don't post.
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No. 27038 ID: f82d85

>>336837

How is this a question to anyone?

Also you're a fucking enormous pussy Mr. Passive Aggressive. I'll do whatever I want, and try to get whoever I want killed. You can go gobble my enormous black dick.
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No. 27039 ID: 8c0848
File 129006719883.png - (68.94KB , 544x479 , Amusedbythis.png )
27039

>>336837
>>336838

Hehehehe...
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No. 27041 ID: 3416ec

>>336810

Y'know, panties, boyshorts, thongs, etc.
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No. 27045 ID: e3f578

Hey Ryhn can you do a sexy pose for us with that smile? :3 Pretty please?

Also Ven you got some sexy stockings right there where do you shop? And those legs oh my god where is your gym?
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No. 27046 ID: b6c6fc
File 12900824221.jpg - (32.33KB , 408x300 , Zane9.jpg )
27046

>>336836
>>336838
d'awwww, me thinks mister lecherous piggy is still mad about my rejection, don't worry I'm sure your mass amount of snaky cakes still love you, eh heh heh heh

>>336726
are you kidding, now it's worse than ever! gods I really hate fans

>>336779
I'm not really sure how I feel about it, I guess I'm glad I'm alive. and it's not like I surrendered or begged for my life, oh well I guess this is just one of those weird things the just happen

>>336799
>>336841
all Astranian military personnel are supplied with standard issue undergarments, it's all we get, and it's all we need,
but come to think of it, I don't think I've every seen any OTHER type of undergarment . . . they all look almost exactly the same, same colour, same shape . . . I strongly suspect the entire Alliance is being supplied by a single factory
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No. 27047 ID: 2563d4

>>336828
There is nothing "rape" about this, good sir.
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No. 27048 ID: b5df3a

No opinion on Juca-19, Zane? Because you should head to Juca 19.
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No. 27049 ID: dfaf02

Zane: this time you ended KO before wasting half of the humans ; that can only mean that the announcer sent fresh, alert human and wanted to spice things up a bit, or even a lot by having you die.

How do you feel about killing the usual sedated, drugged-up oponents? Because that's the only explanation for all of your past (and futur) victories in the arena.
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No. 27050 ID: 39c89b

Zane: Still thinking you shouldn't have any form of backup, like a clone machine ready? Think about it, if you die in the arena NOW, your fans are going to be worse than they are now. A lot of them will kill each other and maybe even themselves out of sheer depression. And besides, you cheated death once already, it's time to have some insurance. It's not like you can't afford it now, you're probably rolling in furry dollars.

Oh, and don't say you don't still need it. You lucked the fuck out and that's the only reason you're alive today, a fluke that won't be repeated. Go get yourself scanned for cloning in case of the inevitable girl.
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No. 27054 ID: 9b6c31
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27054

>Tory, in your opinion, what exactly IS "panty technology"?

>and can you improve on it?

Ultimate underwear should be strong, fit all sizes, prevent itchyness + rash and be very resistant to heat! Also, you should be able to store weapons in your underwear! You never know about those pesky assassins.

And yeah, I am using NSU-briefs. I have a large stack of them.
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No. 27058 ID: 2563d4

>>336739
Pfft. Like you're ever going to actually commit to a relationship in the first place.

>>336854
...but do NSU briefs fit those criteria? I'd expect them to be cheaply mass-produced and simplisitcally rugged and reliable more than anything else. I bet they don't even have a single tesla coil!
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No. 27060 ID: b6c6fc
File 129009627637.jpg - (33.65KB , 408x300 , Zane10.jpg )
27060

>>336827
>>336848
>>336832
Jucha-19 is a restricted area, It's also a Pinkskin world, and a warzone, not to mention a shit ton of horrible rumors about that hell hole, as much fun a it would be to play one man army, I just dodged a bullet here, I don't quite feel like running into 20 more!

>>336833
Hey GREEN, I changed my mind, let's screw like there's no tommorow! HAH just kidding

seriously though there's a long list of things that I would like to do before I die, this is not a top priority,

>>336834
fuck, I haven't even MET the guy yet, and you're already warning me about getting pregnant? how much of a whore do you think I am!?
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No. 27061 ID: f82d85
File 129009762888.jpg - (14.25KB , 256x320 , Snake Cake.jpg )
27061

>>336846

>snaky cakes

What's a snaky cake? Like, a snake cake?

Sure I love snake cakes but you don't have to make fun of me for it. Geez.
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No. 27063 ID: 6834bc

>>336860
>how much of a whore do you think I am?
Do you really want people to answer that question, Zane? Really?

Some of us here have extranet access, you know. We've seen the website. How much did they pay you to do it, anyway?
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No. 27066 ID: 8c0848
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27066

>>336858
I don't even need a relationship. I could just do it because I felt like it, but I don't because I'm not all that interested. Maybe I just don't have the same burning desire to be jammed full of cock as you do.
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No. 27067 ID: 8bfdb8

>>336860
>I just dodged a bullet here, I don't quite feel like running into 20 more!
Then retire or pursue another line of work, this isn't rocket science.

>seriously though there's a long list of things that I would like to do before I die, this is not a top priority,
Then what are your priorities?
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No. 27079 ID: 10c20a
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27079

>>336829
"Well, I won't deny the kid's certainly got a way with words that makes a lady feel real good about herself, but, I mean... How would that even... Could it actually... Would a Slime even know what to do. I mean, don't they breed by like... mooshing together and splitting or something? Hmm...
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No. 27080 ID: bf1e7e

>>336837

>didn't try to get the humans killed through stupid or purposefully harmful actions,

>flagrantly Ignoring all of the suggestions to 'refuse to fight' even though Zane had already showed herself to be willing to take cheap shots.
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No. 27084 ID: 25ec06

Actually Rynh, I was wondering, what are you fighting for? I mean what kind of lifestyle do you hope for after all of this? Where do you see yourself in twenty, fifty, a hundred years?

Surely fighting is not the end in and of itself, I don't really see you as that type.
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No. 27085 ID: 2563d4

>>336879
Well, seems like he's trying to be more like a race of man.

Liam: How do you feel about taking on the devil?
With a gun.
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No. 27088 ID: 9b6c31
File 129011798031.png - (58.82KB , 512x512 , Tory_answers_4.png )
27088

>...but do NSU briefs fit those criteria? I'd expect them to be cheaply mass-produced and simplisitcally rugged and reliable more than anything else. I bet they don't even have a single tesla coil!

Nope. They are cheap, mass-produced, simple underwear. My coat ( produced by NSU ) fits most of the criteria though. It is quite resistant, comfy, withstands high temperatures and has much space for tools.
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No. 27089 ID: 20fc85

>>336866
spoken like a true passive aggressive, evasive, confused, dragonkin cutebold, girl... thing...

Anyway, Janine:
How are ya' holding up?
and what is your opinion on the consequences of your action...?
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No. 27090 ID: 701a19

>>336889
Same question, but to Midori.
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No. 27093 ID: 8c0848
File 129012300793.png - (35.82KB , 269x294 , 2.png )
27093

>>336884
Why not embrace my heritage and be greedy and vicious with a bit of sneaky and shifty thrown in? I mean, I tone it down to levels society will tolerate, but why fight it? Go with your strengths.

>>336889
How about you shut it before I show you how actively aggressive I can be?
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No. 27096 ID: 20fc85
File 129012519540.jpg - (33.56KB , 200x131 , Good_Luck_Im_Behind_7_Proxies-2.jpg )
27096

>>336893
<- Nuff said
Learn to take a joke, gosh...
then again you started it...
>>336839


Now, another that just came to my head-
Zane: We know why you're fighting... but why is there a war?
More specifically: What is your take on the pinkskin war that is going on? What exactly is the root of it all?
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No. 27099 ID: c99f30
File 129012692591.jpg - (150.32KB , 500x700 , reply1.jpg )
27099

>>336707
"Hhmm? What kind of question is that? I mean I knew you folks were a bit 'strange' but that seems like something to be discussed behind closed doors, or perhaps haystacks... or in a very private part of the library."

>>336799
"I prefer a loincloth, has the benefits of both, and it's less restrictive. Not to mention it looks more stylish that either when you inevitable set yourself on fire, spill something, or screw up hypergeometic patterns on your clothing and thus must disrobe in a most expedient and possibly public manner."
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No. 27100 ID: b6c6fc
File 12901296812.jpg - (33.14KB , 408x300 , Janine.jpg )
27100

>>336717
I do what I have to to survive, I was born in the slums life was tough, I guess the no pain thing helped too,

>>336795
>>336794
>>336889
I don't feel any pain, but I am starting to get woozy from blood loss, as for what happened after the match, the furres- - - - - - - - - CONTENT CENSORED BY L.S. WORLD - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - and once I find an engineer to give me a new arm we'll be good as gold

>>336799
I'd like to leave a little mystery for you guys, but here's a hint I tend to dress for comfort
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No. 27101 ID: 2563d4

>>336900
Don't forget your rabies shots.
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No. 27102 ID: dad664
File 129013165723.png - (167.81KB , 907x779 , zaneupgrade1.png )
27102

>>336709

I am a man of my word.

We begin with a tritanium weave jumpsuit designed to allow maximum freedom of motion without sacrificing protective abilities. While not indestructible, it is certainly capable of absorbing most high-grade ballistic weaponry (think futuristic kevlar), as well as a slight thermal resistance against beam weapons.

The chestpiece, hip section, boots and gauntlets are made from a duranium alloy blend. Very durable. Built-in bio-scanner, pain suppressor, and an emergency OxyBooster (some cybernetics required) are included as part of the package.

Lastly, for those who prefer melee combat versus ranged, we have a baakonite alloy Vibro-Axe. Lightweight, able to take punishment and dish it out. There's even an impaler fixed to the end for finishing moves.

Still workin' on the ranged weapons, ma'am, should be along in short order.
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No. 27103 ID: f82d85

>>336902

Oh geez, what boss in World of Warcraft drops that axe bro?!
>>
No. 27105 ID: 40cb26

Everyone: SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
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No. 27106 ID: a4b4e3

Shyen: You could always teach him how to really treat a lady if you continue to like him and the mood strikes you.

Consider it "Slime training"
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No. 27107 ID: dad664
File 129013414273.png - (172.93KB , 504x366 , YourRapeIsImminent.png )
27107

>>336905
"GODDAMMIT I SAID NO. FUCKING. MAYONNAISE!"

[Scribbley because I was in oC at the time, figured why not draw it in there]
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No. 27109 ID: 6547ec
File 129014067511.png - (7.61KB , 600x450 , Venji itq.png )
27109

>Top or Bottom
I was probably designed to be a bottom, but... I don't know. There's at least one person I wouldn't mind taking down a peg~

>Boxers or briefs
Hmm...
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No. 27110 ID: b6c6fc
File 129014244369.jpg - (33.08KB , 408x300 , Zane11.jpg )
27110

>>336849
HOW DARE YOU! I am a warrior none my opponents are ever handicapped! I'll admit I was careless this match, but don't you dare assault my victories!

>>336850
even if I could afford cloning, cloning is a sin against nature, there will only ever be ONE Pelendina Zane! and if she dies in the ring so be it.

>>336863
extranet? website? DO what? what the heck are you going on about?
>>
No. 27111 ID: a4b4e3

>>336910
Ignore it Zane, some of your fans are crazy, you know that.

You were saying something about having priorities? A bucket list of things to do before you die? Let's hear about that, if you please.
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No. 27112 ID: f123de
File 129014689770.png - (42.39KB , 450x450 , salwarface.png )
27112

[What? This IS my "war face."]


[Also, neither.]

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No. 27114 ID: 8e18cd

>>336893

> How about you shut it before I show you how actively aggressive I can be?

With whips and chains? Oh right, you don't even know what I'm talking about.
>>
No. 27115 ID: 98dc29

>>336910

zane: what is your take on the fact that spess mehreens are for twelve year olds who can't paint their damned armies or assemble a half assed army list?
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No. 27116 ID: b6c6fc
File 129017327818.jpg - (30.65KB , 408x300 , Zane12.jpg )
27116

>>336911
Ignore people huh? sounds fun

well I'd like to visit all 47 core world (including the destroyed ones), I like to learn how to play the flute, that kind of stuff, it's kinda of personal so I don't want to talk about it too much

>>336867
OK danger I like!, suicide I don't!

>>336861
Hey GREEN I'm ignoring you now! cause beakie told me too! hey this IS fun! haha ignored!

>>336901
I do NOT have rabies!
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No. 27117 ID: bf1e7e
File 129017426620.png - (203.24KB , 750x750 , ITQ.png )
27117

>>336815

Even those scholars who actually believe that Nev was at one point a real person who had actual adventures often dispute which of the various stories from around Khamon are actually true. At some point in history, Nev became a popular character for use in cautionary tales to prevent children from wandering off into the depths in search of adventure.

The most widely accepted 'true' adventures for Nev are only the ones that directly relate to his journey into the depths to attempt to find the ancient temple where the Muse rests, and summarily deliver her a music box that he had crafted. This is far and away the most widespread story, and is likely the cause of the Indahl tradition of composing music as a part of their courtship.

>>336845

The world can be quite a ... savage place even if you leave the cities, let alone venture into the depths. Most anyone who spends any amount of time there will likely end up at least somewhat slim even if they never make any attempts to exercise.
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No. 27118 ID: 2044df

>>336916

You ignore me by telling me you're ignoring me? That's not how ignoring works.

I think SOMEBODY has a little bit of a crush. :3
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No. 27119 ID: 8c0848

>>336916
Hey, Zane. Do the other gladiators get upset with you for knocking over all the trashcans and rooting through the garbage?
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No. 27120 ID: 9bd27f

>>336916

Hey Zane. Your people have pretty impressive weapons. I doubt they were invented for the purposes of fighting pink skins, so who were your people at war with before? Some other aliens? Civil war?
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No. 27121 ID: a4b4e3

Hey Zane, have any of your family members tried to cash in on your success? Maybe open a you-themed space bar somewhere? Write a book, something like "Under the Helmet: My life with Pelinda?"
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No. 27122 ID: 910c93

Hey Zane, did the other gladiators give you trouble when you were a rookie, because of your short stature or race? Did you get called any names? Have they started treating you better since you now have a literal legion of fans?
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No. 27123 ID: f52552

I've noticed an unusual number of female protagonists on /quest/.

As such, I offer up 1000 interwebnetchanbucks for the purposes of funding a Girl's Night Out.
Bunkers are available for the cautious.
>>
No. 27124 ID: d4f784

>>336923
>I've noticed an unusual number of female protagonists on /quest/.
/quest/ was always like that, even from the very start.
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No. 27125 ID: 62d071

>>336924
It's the only thing that keeps us sane. Between omigod furries and other shitstorms, it's healthy for the mind to help a flat-chested protagonist through whatever horrors she might face.
>>
No. 27126 ID: 874197

Hey Zane, what's the weirdest thing a fan has tried to get you to sign?
>>
No. 27127 ID: dfaf02

>>336925
Huu.. girls are not flat chested. You're thinking of the other girls, those with beards and bigger frames.
>>
No. 27128 ID: 874197

>>336927
Ven, Ruby, Hatch, etc

Small flat chested girl is almost a tradition.
>>
No. 27129 ID: f52552

>>336924
Which is why there wasn't a time qualifier on there.
We just have enough of a critical mass to make things completely insane now.
>>
No. 27138 ID: 98dc29

midori: have you bled out yet?
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No. 27150 ID: b6c6fc
File 129021465636.jpg - (31.38KB , 408x300 , Midori2.jpg )
27150

>>336664
hey! that didn't happen!

>>336690
uh I don't think I need that brain/zombie stuff . . . but I do have a gaping stomach wound . . .

>>336890
I don't feel good at all, I think I lost a kidney, the hurting doesn't stop

I kinda feel bad that we always have to hurt the cute little animal people, they don't seem that bad to me . . .

>>336938
I managed to bandage myself up to stop the bleeding, I should be ok for a while
>>
No. 27151 ID: c99f30

>>336950
So, Midori what were you before all this mess?
>>
No. 27152 ID: 701a19

>>336950
Midori: Have you tried talking to them about claiming asylum?
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No. 27153 ID: a4b4e3

>>336950
Cute little animal people, huh? What makes you think that they're not that bad? I mean, they seem to be treating you like shit. If they're not that bad have you ever tried to talk something out?

...Actually, wait, have you been in matches before? How many matches have you been in?

Oh, and Zane:
Any reason you don't use the disintegration rifle all the time? It seems way more effective than your rapid fire thing.
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No. 27155 ID: b1f5e1

>>336950

I think the bad feeling you're feeling is due to the blood loss.

So you are okay with the animal people forcing you to fight for their amusement, killing a few of your friends, and not being offered a chance for freedom for winning?
Heck, they probably don't even care if you bled to death. The sooner you guys break out, the better.
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No. 27158 ID: dad664

>>336923
Ends with everyone in a group huddle coming up with an impromptu alibi while a mall is on fire in the background.
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No. 27159 ID: b6c6fc
File 129022483390.jpg - (38.74KB , 408x300 , Zane13.jpg )
27159

>>336902
uh don't you think this things a little big? how the heck would you even use a weapon this size?

if your wondering why I'm not trying the armour . . . well let's just say it's a little too snug around the waste

>>336905
only idiots show their faces in war, in fact it's unwise to leave any part of your body exposed

>>336915
. . . uh what?

>>336896
my take on the war? it's completely stupid and pointless.
it all started with the pinkies attacking outlying colonies for absolutely no reason, we had never even heard of them before that. they're all a bunch of crazy fuckers and nothing they do makes any sense, they seem to like killing stuff a whole lot and some how manage to beat us in many battle despite the odds, they're better off dead I say
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No. 27161 ID: 2563d4

>>336959
>in fact it's unwise to leave any part of your body exposed
Is...is your tail in an armoured pouch or something?
>>
No. 27164 ID: a7438d

>>336959
>somehow manage to beat us in many battle despite the odds

It's because they have the power of HUMANITY FUCK YEAH on their side.
You'd best to start learnin' about it, ringtail.
>>
No. 27165 ID: a7438d

Midori and/or Janine: Was exactly IS the justification behind the war with the furres? And aside from humanityfuckyeah, how do you keep winning?
>>
No. 27172 ID: f82d85

>>336965

Same question, just to Ahmed.
>>
No. 27179 ID: b6c6fc
File 129026116587.jpg - (32.17KB , 408x300 , Zane14.jpg )
27179

>>336919
oh of COURSE! I'm a nokkin so I automatically spend my time rooting through trash, well FUCK YOU.

>>336920
that is correct, the pinkskins are hardly our first enemies and they're unlikely to be our last, we've had dozens over the centuries but if your wondering where our superior weapons orignate from, it was in our first war against the SunCult,

>>336922
actually it was kind of the opposite, early in my career all the other gladiators were very polite and kind, they had dealt with many Nokkins before, but were impressed that one would actually want to fight, they also fully believed I wouldn't survive my first match

when I started getting more popular then them, that's when they started getting nasty . . .

>>336921
actually my family's responsible for my popularity to begin with, more specifically my cousin Vinn. he owns the Gladiator ring I belong to and was the one that suggested I join, I guess he's kind of my manager

as for the rest of my family profiting off my success, Vinn makes sure that doesn't happen . . . unless he get's his cut
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No. 27180 ID: b6c6fc
File 129026358450.jpg - (28.02KB , 408x300 , Midori3.jpg )
27180

>>336951
I was just a recruit, I haven't even completed basic training.

>>336952
. . . I don't speak their language, but maybe I could find some other way to talk to them, do you really think they'd accept me?

>>336953
no . . . this was my first match

>>336955
I know, I know, "they're the enemy!" "they're just bad!" . . . but why do the cute things always have to be so evil?
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No. 27182 ID: a4b4e3

>>336980
Midori:
Well, they're under the impression your people started it and your people have been killing a ton of theirs, that should explain a lot. As for getting a way to communicate, a whiteboard and dry erase marker might do wonders, drawing pictures to communicate what you want/need. Your life might actually depend on you getting a way to communicate.

As for whether or not they'd accept you, I have no idea. Depends on the community, and the community surrounding the area around the arena might not be too kind.

Oh and also, you said you were a recruit? Did you volunteer or were you drafted?

Also, Zane: Do you only fight Pinkskins in the arena, or have you fought other gladiators or monsters in there too?
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No. 27185 ID: 2563d4
File 129027348767.gif - (21.18KB , 640x480 , mallet-plus-colon-three-against-roadrunners.gif )
27185

>>336905
>SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
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No. 27191 ID: 8e18cd

Tory, how did your experiment with August go.

Did it provide sufficient results or do you have to repeat it to make sure the results are okay.

What interesting theories can you draw from this experience.
>>
No. 27193 ID: 9b6c31
File 12902955441.png - (30.46KB , 256x256 , oh_goddamnit.png )
27193

>8I

Results:
>Fake and gay.
Theory:
>Goddamnit.
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No. 27197 ID: 4784be

Zane: Being famous as you are, are their any gladiators that you look up to, regardless of their current status on the deathmatch ladder?
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No. 27200 ID: b6c6fc
File 129030039016.jpg - (33.64KB , 408x300 , Zane15.jpg )
27200

>>336918
if I was listening to you I'm sure I would have some witty response to whatever you said, but I'm ignoring you so I have no idea what you just said

>>336926
a sandwich. I did sign it though . . . then he ate it, and started screaming that he had gained my power . . . fans can be so stupid

>>336953
the disintegrater has to charge before every shot, I'm left really vulnerable if I miss.

the RapidLaser may not be as strong but it is more dependable

>>336961
of course it is! I wouldn't want to get my tail shot off! right now I'm wearing an armored tail glove.
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No. 27201 ID: f82d85

>>337000

Man, you just can't leave me alone! You even managed to ignore me during your last round of questions. Guess you just couldn't stay away. Looks like I must've been right about that crush. Really I'm flattered Zane but it's kind of unprofessional to be hitting on me like this in front of everyone.
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No. 27203 ID: efadc8

>>337000
Zane: What's it like to have a crush on a pinkskin like Green?
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No. 27204 ID: f4963f

>>337000
Zane: Is it true that you're one of those 'skinnies'? Or are you just skinny for Green?
>>
No. 27207 ID: 8e18cd

>>336993

>Fake and gay.

Well then, repeat it. Until you're sure they're real.
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No. 27213 ID: b6c6fc
File 12903098872.jpg - (31.58KB , 408x300 , Zane16.jpg )
27213

>>337001
>>337003
>>337004
the concept of laying with a pinkskin, is among the most repulsive actions I can even imagine

further more to imply that I would lie with the enemy is akin to calling me a traitor

I AM NOT A TRAITOR. if I have to shoot every one of you to make that clear I WILL!

. . . starting with Green
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No. 27214 ID: f82d85
File 129031008476.jpg - (20.70KB , 396x478 , akane.jpg )
27214

>>337013

So tsundere~
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No. 27215 ID: 8c0848

>>336979
>I'm a nokkin so I automatically spend my time rooting through trash
So do you ever find anything interesting in there?
>>
No. 27218 ID: 5018f7

>>337013
I completely understand, I'd shoot Green first too.
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No. 27224 ID: 6834bc

>>337013
"Shoot" Green? Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
You kids and your crazy slang.
>>
No. 27226 ID: a4b4e3

>>337000
Zane: What did we say about ignoring people?

Also, wouldn't it be better to have the tail in the armor pressed against your back or something? It's liable to get, I dunno, stepped on or stuck in a door or under a rock on the battlefield.
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No. 27231 ID: 701a19

>>336980
Some of your fellow prisoners know their language, right?
And some of the furries know your language, right?
Learn what you can from the others, then try to get the attention of somebody who can understand you.
Tell them you were kidnapped and forced into service.
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No. 27232 ID: e3f578

>>337013
GREEN is a folk hero, my personal hero who defeated the faggot Mneme and saved the valley of .gifs. To lay with him would be an honor. So what if he's annoying you, in reality he's probably one chill bro. Ice cold even.
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No. 27237 ID: 1854db

>>337032
Hmm? Is GREEN a mod?
>>
No. 27238 ID: 2563d4

>>337014
>image
You are not a quest character!
>>
No. 27240 ID: 6a5a08

>>337013
Use your fists instead, it's more personal and more fun.
>>
No. 27241 ID: f82d85

>>337037

No, but I am pretty awesome.
>>
No. 27251 ID: 1a3b39

Weasel: why did you join the recruitment center?
>>
No. 27253 ID: b6c6fc
File 129038623924.jpg - (33.18KB , 408x300 , Zane17.jpg )
27253

>>336982
Pinkskin tournaments are quite rare, as it's incredibly expensive to get and maintain them

Prisoner games with ex-Astranians are very common but gladiators rarely participate in them

Robot Matches are almost standard in every show, but are usually kept short

Gladiator Duels are very popular but are never played to the death

Creature Battles are the best sellers, and the most expensive to run, they're usually left for special occasion

and there's a whole bunch more types as well

>>336997
most gladiators are a bunch of Idiot meatheads, my seperation from that is one of the reasons I'm so well recieved. I don't really look up to any of them

though I do have a great deal of respect and admiration to some of my military superiors

>>337015
I was being sarcastic . . .
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No. 27255 ID: 701a19

>>337053
How is it expensive to maintain pinkskins? They can eat practically anything, and with a small population like this there's no source for contagions.
Or do you mean medical care? Maybe if you did non-lethal combat that wouldn't be an issue.
>>
No. 27257 ID: 1854db

>>337055
It's probably the security and recruitment costs she's talking about.

>>337053
Oooh, tell us more about the robot games!
>>
No. 27260 ID: 7954f8

>>337053
By the by, how did it feel to have your life spared by a one-armed pinkskin?
>>
No. 27261 ID: 46c430

>>337060
And what did you think of the announcer ordering the pinkskin to kill you? Do you have any idea what that was about?
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No. 27265 ID: f123de

>>336985
Jena, how the hell did you get mixed up with that loser? (Buswald or ADF, take your pick)

Did you by any chance rescue him from drowning when the boat he was in sank?
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No. 27273 ID: b6c6fc
File 129043749734.jpg - (29.70KB , 408x300 , Midori4.jpg )
27273

>>336965
well they broke the GreatWindow and stole the shards, but I don't really know much about that stuff

>>336982
so you're saying if I can find a way to talk to them, they won't hurt me? I like that Idea!

my family has a history in the army, I joined to make them happy

>>337031
Hey! that could actually work! thanks, I'm going to try to learn everything I can!"
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No. 27288 ID: 9b7e5c
File 129045389222.png - (25.03KB , 800x600 , PF-DBC-001.png )
27288

Uh. I believe the Reconnaissance Bureau conscripted me because they needed a Structural Engineer with an optional in Forest Survival and General Xenobiology, plus the certification for Planet Surface Operations, sir.

... and maybe because of the amount of leisure hours I spent in the biodome. But- um. Just serving the fleet to the best of my abilities. Sir.
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No. 27290 ID: a53c3c

>>337088

You totally lazed around all day, didn't you?
>>
No. 27301 ID: 8cc036

>>337088
Oh my God. the cuteness, it's just overwh-HNNNNNNNNNG
Well you probably dedicated some of this leisure time to your hobbies. What are they?
>>
No. 27337 ID: 98dc29

midori and jenine: do either of you expect medical treatment? because unless you get real help soon, there might be a slight problem.
>>
No. 27346 ID: 1854db

Zane: What the heck's the Great Window?
>>
No. 27368 ID: bf1e7e

>>337146

Big ol' interstellar space gate.

This was already covered.
>>
No. 27372 ID: 47d1aa

(blakequest)
Hey Rover! are you gay?
>>
No. 27382 ID: b6c6fc
File 129054083648.jpg - (36.17KB , 408x300 , Zane18.jpg )
27382

>>337026
Corpses are far easier to ignore . . .

that would be very uncomfortable, also I need my tail for balance

>>337055
Vinn told me about that, I don't really keep track of financial stuff, But I suspect there may be some legal issues involving those matches

>>337057
The Robot games? Maloran and Cazarani inventors go to great lengths the create all manner of horrible kill bots, they then pit them against a variety of opponents untill the kill bot is destroyed, Repairing and maintaining the robots must be pretty cheap cause these matches are really common. I've fought in quite a few, they can be pretty dangerous, but I usually carry Ion grenades with me
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No. 27390 ID: 12cc58
File 129054525636.jpg - (184.74KB , 800x618 , rover 1.jpg )
27390

>>337172

Rover: I hate this question... it's always followed by prejudice. *Sigh*
Yes... I love men.
I've gone out with women before, but it never last's more than a few weeks, I just cant understand them.
But for the record, I have never touched a woman's body so... I might be bi.
>>
No. 27393 ID: e3f578
File 12905479819.jpg - (16.69KB , 300x225 , zapp-brannigan-300x225.jpg )
27393

>>337182
Tell me... these killbots, do they shut down after slaughtering enough lives?
>>
No. 27394 ID: 6834bc

>>337193
If so, then the obvious solution is to send wave after wave of your own men at them until their automatic shutdown kicks in.
GENIUS!
>>
No. 27397 ID: 40cb26

>>337190
Hook up with a swinger couple, see how it works out. Or tomboys. Or traps. Point is, you can never know what'll turn you on or not until you try all the switches.
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No. 27414 ID: 192c6d

>>337197

Or just all of them. AT THE SAME TIME.
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No. 27417 ID: a53c3c

@Woryeh

Jesus, Woryeh, did you do something incredibly unlucky in your past or what? You cannot seem to catch a fucking break, buddy. I don't even think we have anything that causes luck as bad as you seem to be getting. Not even breaking a room full of mirrors.
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No. 27424 ID: 47d1aa

>>337190

maybe herms are for you, ever try that? its like a chick on a little more male.
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No. 27429 ID: a29330

>>337190
Wait a second there Rover.
You said revealing that you are gay is always followed by prejudice.
Then you specifically state that you have never been with a woman, implying that you have been with men.
Therefore the men you have been with are prejudice against you being gay.
Which would mean that the men you have been with don't want to be with another guy.
Yet are a guy and have been with them.
Implying that you've performed lecherous exploits on an unwilling partner.
THEREFORE YOU ARE A FILTHY RAPIST, YOU FILTHY RAPIST!!!
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No. 27430 ID: 12cc58
File 129062795427.jpg - (187.32KB , 800x618 , rover 2.jpg )
27430

>>337224

Rover: Well if you consider herms I guess I did have some with a number of women. Its just that even with a girl, a Hulking dick in my ass just makes me feel even more gay. *giggle*

>>337197

as for traps and tomboys. well its not the woman's body that turns me off, its there nature. I just can't stand being around them for to long.
What I need is a guy with a girls body. you know what I mean? the kind of girl that has the same libido as a guy and can fuck for hours on end. before pulling up a controller and challenging you to a round of Tekken of just kick back and watch the game...
I guess tomboys would do the trick, but I haven't had the opportunity to get to know one yet. maybe what I need is just a quick fuck to find out what floats my boat, not having to worry about personality and all. but that's just not me. you know what I mean?
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No. 27440 ID: 12cc58
File 129063342250.jpg - (135.38KB , 800x618 , rover 3.jpg )
27440

>>337229

wait what?
well... it looks like I worded something wrong...
allow me to correct this mistake. I never raped a partner nor did I ever have sex with some one who did not give me his consent first.
the use of the word "always" is an exaggeration. but it happens enough that I have to watch out to who I tell, you know what I mean?
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No. 27445 ID: a29330

>>337240
You mean that it was just a semantic error, and that you weren't caught unconsciously revealing that you're a rapist through the wording in your answer? Are you completely sure you're not a rapist? When you woke up Blake you sure looked like a rapist.
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No. 27454 ID: 12cc58
File 129064135352.jpg - (185.26KB , 800x618 , rover 4.jpg )
27454

>>337245

Blake? I would never rape him. I was just watching him sleep is all, noting more...
Aak! That didn't come out right... It's not like that really, he's just really cute when he sleeps is all and I just... I... I used to watch him sleep all the time when we were going out and It reminded me of back then you see...

>>254498

good god was I ever poorly drawn back then. wow I really changed in the last few pages.
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No. 27463 ID: 8a6625

>>337254
so you really did have a relationship with him.

....so, is blake top or bottom?
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No. 27467 ID: 8d7dd2
File 129064817120.png - (16.65KB , 512x512 , woryehitq.png )
27467

>>337217

I don't know. I just don't know. First the labs. They did all but cut me up into pieces to figure out how my hearts and brain worked! It's okay, Zyeryh, relax, relax, I've got you... Everything! And then my pupation, and the infiltrator training, and being crammed into a ship on a one-way flight to this planet! Please don't die on me, Zyeryh. ...Sorry. Distracted. Back to your question.

I did break a lot of the base's machines to stop Zyeryh from having exactly this happen to her. Is that it? Was I wrong? Should I have helped her take over the world? We could be living as royalty right now. These past few years are the closest thing I've had to freedom to do as I wanted to. That ship has to be in the airlock still. It has to be. Has to be.

I'm sorry. I have a lot of things on my mind right now. Hope I answered whatever your question was.
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No. 27470 ID: b6c6fc
File 129065703095.jpg - (34.38KB , 408x300 , Zane19.jpg )
27470

>>337060
I suppose the correct answer is shame, disgrace embarrassment or something similar . . . but that would be a lie

before she smashed my face into the wall, all I could think about was how I didn't want to die, maybe that makes me a coward, I don't know . . . but that's the truth, even if I am a coward I at least have the courage to admit it

so to answer your question I feel glad, I'm glad the pinkskin chose to spare my life, I'm glad because I because I wanted to live

>>337061
I was in a coma at the time, though I assume it to be the result of some foul wager against me. the disgusting nature of my own people never ceases to amaze

>>337146
hmmm? isn't that the Pinkskin God or something of the like?
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No. 27471 ID: 9cb4b3

>>337270
Well, that's different from what you said earlier about not owing that pinkskin anything, don't you think?
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No. 27472 ID: e3f578

>>337270
The announcer was a Nokkin? Or were you refering to Astranians as your people because sub-races get confusing when refering to your people.

ALSO LIAM
What is your favorite tale growing up? Any epic heroes saving the day? Smooth mutha's getting all the ladies? Or do you like drama?
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No. 27473 ID: 12cc58
File 129066280319.jpg - (190.26KB , 800x618 , rover 5.jpg )
27473

>>337263

Blake was kinda neutral. top bottom, never made much of a difference for him. I how ever am bottom. I like it this way because it makes me feel important and loved you know? like my lovers going all out and doing so much just for me.
But the question wasn't about me wasn't it? Blake never really cared for likes of "top" or "bottom" he just liked sex. basically he would take it as it comes at him. I guess you could say he was both.
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No. 27477 ID: 701a19

>>337273
So, according to my database of overused cliches there's about a 90% chance that you're female.
So, are you female?

Oh, also, I think that Sergal you saw might be the perfect girl for you. Have Blake lock you in the room with her, then untie her and enjoy yourself.
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No. 27480 ID: 20fc85

>>337270
It is not cowardly to want to live
It is cowardly to live only when you refuse to risk your own life for the greater good...
It this your view of cowardness?
or is just trying to stay alive and not straightforward fighting the enemy your definition of cowardness?
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No. 27481 ID: c13466
File 129067909321.png - (24.73KB , 796x687 , hurry vs biggy.png )
27481

>>331327
I CAN'T DIE YET I'M IN A FUCKING HURRY
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No. 27482 ID: fb10df

>>337273
I really can't decide whether or not I like Rover. One can very much sympathize and respect his desire to love and be loved, but there's more to it then that...

-Z
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No. 27485 ID: 47d1aa

>>337273

ok Rover here comes some more questions, you dont have to answere if you dont want to.

-what was Blakes favorite position?

-waht was the nastiest thing you ever did with Blake?

-what was the nastiest thing you ever did with with anybody?

-would you do it again?

-and finaly, just what did the keeper of seals look like?
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No. 27486 ID: d91b7a

Shut up. No more talk about sex.
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No. 27489 ID: 2563d4

>>337286
Fucking seconded. Knock it off.
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No. 27490 ID: 70d9eb

>>337286
>>337289
Stop talking about sex I am not going to give any alternative questions just stop it okay.
The only reasonable course of action to take now is more baby pictures.
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No. 27491 ID: b6c6fc

4thed on no more sex
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No. 27492 ID: 9b6c31

Yes, no more sex-suggestions.
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No. 27499 ID: 1578e2

I agree that we should have the thread basically end by not asking anything sexual anymore.
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No. 27500 ID: 80810d

Knock the fucking Rover questions off. Jesus.
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No. 27501 ID: f44349

In an effort to improve the thread I pose an open question to all characters.
Who is your role model and why?
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No. 27503 ID: 12cc58
File 12907179494.jpg - (208.07KB , 800x618 , rover 6.jpg )
27503

>>337286
>>337289
>>337290
>>337291
>>337299
>>337300

agreed! no more questions involving my sexuality. honestly I don't mind your questions but all we've talked about was my dick and were it goes! I will not answer any more sex question
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No. 27505 ID: 12cc58
File 129071974880.jpg - (190.98KB , 800x618 , rover 7.jpg )
27505

>>337285

>-and finaly, just what did the keeper of seals look like?

It's hard to remember, I only saw him briefly. he looked like... *squeak-squeak* this... I think. yah I hurts to look at it...
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No. 27508 ID: 703865

>>337301
Excellent question.
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No. 27510 ID: 10327b
File 129072429879.png - (270.72KB , 1000x1000 , ameritq2.png )
27510

>>337301
This guy. :D
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No. 27514 ID: 2563d4
File 129072912265.gif - (22.90KB , 640x480 , gonna-sting-like-the-dickens-to-remove.gif )
27514

>>337065
>Jena, how the hell did you get mixed up with that loser? (Buswald or ADF, take your pick)

HMMMGFFF!

(Sorry. I'm trying to develop at least a little writing skill, and that bit of backstory needs to be show-don't-tell very soon.)

(Oh god. She's got the mallet out.)
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No. 27516 ID: fb10df

>>337303
You kinda brought it up to any explicit detail. But regardless, you seem like the tragically romantic type, having a childhood romance that you never really grew out of. On the off chance that whatever you're hoping for with Blake DOESN'T work out, do you at all have a plan B?
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No. 27517 ID: 8d7dd2
File 12907300413.png - (27.08KB , 512x512 , babbyraagaras.png )
27517

>>337290

When I grow up I wanna help people be happy!
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No. 27518 ID: 788856

Tiny Deer do you have any teeth in the front on the top of your jaw
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No. 27520 ID: d91b7a

Shouldn't tiny deer have horrible buck teeth?
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No. 27523 ID: 383006

>>337320
Regular deer only have molars in their upper jaw. No teeth in front.
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No. 27525 ID: 38e348
File 129074628270.png - (26.62KB , 800x600 , photo.png )
27525

>>337301
My parents. They taught me the traits I needed to get ahead in life. Perseverance, level-headedness, justice, duty, and compassion.
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No. 27526 ID: b6c6fc
File 12907467062.jpg - (36.05KB , 408x300 , Zane20.jpg )
27526

>>337271
not really, what she did was mutually good for both of us, she wasn't doing me a favor, she was doing it for herself, there for I owe her nothing

>>337272
sorry if I was unclear, but yes Announcer Skiv was a Nokkin, as this is our homeworld.
I am proud to be an Astranian.

>>337193
I'm pretty sure they don't have a kill limit, but no one KillBot, has killed enough for it to matter anyways

>>337280
I guess I'm not a coward then, well that's good to know
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No. 27530 ID: b6c6fc
File 129075236249.jpg - (35.79KB , 408x300 , Oken1.jpg )
27530

>>337318
>>337320
>>337323

why does everyone keep calling me that, I have a name you know . . .

anyways, I have perfectly fine healthy teeth, I take good care of them and brush 3 times a day

>>337301
My roll model is Wing Commander Fenius Hern, the greatest Astranian Pilot Ace who ever lived, I have all his histories, and read them when ever I feel lost
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No. 27536 ID: dad664

>>337330
You are tiny and a deer. Therefore Tiny Deer.

Also some horrible unmentionable images, BUT I DIGRESS.

Favorite Book/TV Show/Movie, in that order.
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No. 27544 ID: 47d1aa

>>337305

are you writing on the screen? and sorry for spamming the sex questions... It`s just that I`m planning on writing a doujin with you and blake in it, probabbly during your time with Blake. that bieng said what was a memorable moment you had with Blake? (that you had sex of course)

more over, just were did you get that adamantite? and how did you almost loose your skin over it?
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No. 27603 ID: 12cc58
File 129082296291.jpg - (199.76KB , 800x618 , rover 8.jpg )
27603

>>337344

>are you writing on the screen?

yes.

>just were did you get that adamantite? and how did you almost loose your skin over it?

well it may not look like it, but during my 3 years hunting for love, I found my self looking in all sorts of places all across Terramore. and during my short visit to the islands closest to hell I found a small deposit of the stuff. no bigger than a large cat, you know. so there I was going back to camp with the stuff and BAM! ibirujo out of fucking no were. I never ran that fast in my life. I even dropped most of it. all I have left is my necklace. well not anymore... but its in good hands... eum... could guys make sure he doesn't loose it ok?

>>337316

I do want to be with Blake... even if he changed, but I understand that he's not mine anymore... all I can do is stay close to him and be his friend, I just hope that he find's some one that's good for him...
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No. 27611 ID: 20fc85

>>337326
I actually wanted to know your view of cowardice...
But that works too...
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No. 27641 ID: 2563d4

So, Oken. Or Mint. Or Hoft or Fuze or Prince. Or Zane I guess. Hell, any of you. Tell us about Guilders.
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No. 27644 ID: b6c6fc
File 129087641470.jpg - (32.36KB , 408x300 , Oken2.jpg )
27644

>>337336
I'm not that tiny . . . I'm actually kinda tall for an Astranian

I like reading histories about war heroes, the ones about Hern are my favorite. I don't really like watch video screens too much, they tend to hurt my eyes

>>337441
oh geeze, the guilders? well they used to be friends of the Alliance, for like more then 200 years, but then they turned against us. the Alliance finished conquering their worlds about 40 years ago, now guilders mostly just harass small settlements. they've found some way to use RayTech, so they're kinda pesky to wipe out entirely, but in a couple decades they'll probably fade away . . . just like all the others
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No. 27645 ID: 9b6c31
File 129087752438.png - (233.08KB , 512x512 , so_many_idols.png )
27645

>Who is your role model and why?
I have many idols. Many many idols. Mostly scientists!
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No. 27748 ID: ceacd2
File 129102205383.jpg - (568.65KB , 709x999 , astranian general.jpg )
27748

Hey Tiny Deer, what have your commanding officers and such been like?

Pic related.
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No. 27768 ID: 47d1aa

Kevin (blake quest)

hwy do you smoke so much? why arent you died of cancer yet? how can you afford so much cigs.
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No. 27783 ID: 6c4937
File 129107178895.png - (153.33KB , 600x500 , ITQ1.png )
27783

>Who is your role model and why?
My grandmother. She took nobody's crap, and always did things however she wanted to do them. I was afraid of her when I was little. She was so scary. But that was before that Paraply tried to take over the world. During the first few days, she saved my family from the zombie shock troopers. Those zombies were so scary when I was a kid, but looking back on it, they're pretty pathetic. The military had taken out essentially all of them by the end of the first week. Dad was terrified of them too, though, so Grandma had to take his guns and save the day.

...She died in a skydiving accident when I was 17. She was almost 90. I miss her, every now and then, but we never really had much in common. I was always in my books, and she was always dragging me out to monster truck rallies or something stupid. I'd rather have been reading, but looking back on it... I kind of regret not doing more with her.
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No. 27803 ID: 70e5c6

Hmmm. There are a lot of quests I'm eagerly awaiting updates for, so I might as well throw some questions in here to see if I can get some more info while we wait. ;D

DEKUSTIR:
How likely do you think your plan would have been to work if you hadn't totally died and stuff? And where did you get those awesome stockings?

Alternatively, if you refuse to speak to us from beyond the grave:

ARUUCHI:
If a small squad of angry people with automatic weaponry busted into your fort, would your guys stand a chance? Also, what do you think of Deep Fried Nevrean? We've got a fresh one here. :3

LIAM:
Are you going to steal those stockings already or what?

AND NOW FOR OTHER QUESTS:

LAST HRAU:
What'll happen to you, and Flare's adepts, if Flare ends up killed by TLOM? And what do you think of Spikesby? :3

ZORSUZ BLACKSOUL:
Other than the giant ICBM soulstrike you're planning, what other ways have you researched to push back the Sea of Oblivion that might show promise? And have you considered trying to recruit mortals from inside the Sea itself? Oh, and, uh... what do you remember about the war? How the Sea first appeared? And if a wizard dies, will the Wall contract due to the magic power vacuum? Is there any weakness / deception that a creature sent by the progenitors might be able to take advantage of to assassinate a wizard, or would they just go squish due to the wizard's power? (Shit I'm full of questions)

SPIKESBY:
Wak wak wak? Wak. Wak wak? Waaaaaak. <3

VENJI:
Is there anything you actually CAN'T eat? And do you think you'll ever get fat? :C

TITZI:
What does stale, dead Mok taste like? :V

ROZ:
What do you like better: huge dragony form, or bipedal form? And what do you think about Venji's apparent desire to dominate you in a relationship? ;)
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No. 27808 ID: 383006
File 129108864939.jpg - (85.79KB , 601x557 , Sorrows.jpg )
27808

>>335729
It is far simpler to begin with a normal creature and then modify its design to create a magical creature. Generating a whole thing from biology from scratch is beyond me. My lovely Alerals have metabolism, so it is necessary for them to void waste - There was no need to make complex, pointless alterations that accomplished very little.

You are a pretty little girl, aren't you?
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No. 27810 ID: 383006
File 129109006663.jpg - (80.99KB , 386x395 , Lazyface.jpg )
27810

>>337603
If Lord Flare was to die, I can only guess at two possible outcomes: either we remain as we are, or we lose the part of him that is a part of us. It would matter little to me, one way or the other.
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No. 27812 ID: ceacd2
File 129109436894.png - (135.90KB , 902x753 , Liam doesn\'t know what computer is.png )
27812

>>336885
Dekustir was no devil. He was just a really... confused and dangerous man who had to be stopped.

>>337603
Dekustir was smaller than me, his stockings aren't going to fit me, as nice as they are.

Besides, pink isn't really my color, and I kinda like the more tomgirlish look I have. Stockings are just too... manly for me.
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No. 27813 ID: ceacd2
File 129109515139.png - (224.86KB , 902x753 , so fucking lazy.png )
27813

>>337603
Well, it depends. If we had enough folks at the fort we could probably clog the halls with bodies and give enough time to get the General out of there, but she's not exactly one to run from a fight. I don't know if they would kill her in direct combat, but then, if some of the stories are true, I'm not sure she can die in the first place. I mean, can you kill death itself?

As for your other question, I've never had fried nevrean, so I can't say.
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No. 27814 ID: ceacd2
File 129109570587.png - (2.03KB , 902x753 , such a mistery.png )
27814

>>337603
I got those stockings from Rikkiri, actually. A little ironic, that the tailor's husband should be the one to kill me, so to speak.

"My" plan is still going to work, but you seem to forget that I was not the orchestrator, merely a player. A lead player, maybe, but only a player. Radou is and has always been the brains of the operation. I am extremely disappointed in Liam's decision not to help me, but he'll pay for his actions in the end.
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No. 27820 ID: a09a03

>>337603
>VENJI: Is there anything you actually CAN'T eat?
Tozols are good at eating things, and Indahl are really bad at eating things, so going by cartoon genetics, a hybrid must be really really good at eating things.
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No. 27832 ID: 2563d4

>>337612
>I kinda like the more tomgirlish look I have
And you wonder why Hatch's real father is someone with brighter plumage. :V
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No. 27833 ID: 2563d4

>>337603
>And what do you think about Venji's apparent desire to dominate you in a relationship? ;)
Or, for that matter, the harem forming around you?
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No. 27834 ID: ceacd2
File 129114039455.png - (135.46KB , 902x753 , liam is pissed again.png )
27834

>>337632
Fuck. You.
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No. 27857 ID: 2563d4

So Fuze. What's your estimated life expectancy as a living bloodbank? :3c
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No. 27881 ID: 1578e2

>>337634
>Fuck. You.

Nah, your wife does that.
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No. 27886 ID: 2563d4

>>337681
I thought the problem was that she didn't?
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No. 27888 ID: ceacd2
File 129122274470.png - (135.19KB , 902x753 , liam is pissed and closing his eyes.png )
27888

>>337681
That was an extremely rocky time in our relationship and we're both past that now. Little One is my daughter, and given that I may never see my wife or my child again I would rather you not joke about such things.
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No. 27891 ID: 70e5c6

BroodMother:
Why are you PMSing all over the galaxy? And why are you so interested in a small group of Astranians? ;3
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No. 27896 ID: e3f578

>>337688
Liam what's your system's specs, can you play some cool games bro? You need a cool glass of beer man, might do you some good. I don't even care if Nevrean beaks make it tough you need some. Just use a straw and suck
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No. 27900 ID: 8c0848

>>337696
Liam doesn't need a straw to suck.
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No. 27907 ID: f123de
File 129125779278.jpg - (30.89KB , 350x350 , lyanthinks.jpg )
27907

>Who is your role model and why?
I... hmm. I don't really know what I have to choose from.

I guess maybe I'd say Rya, one of my mothers from the clan. That's going way, way back.
She was a brilliant speculator on the reputations market. Talent scout for our family. Composed symphonies in her spare time. She was a lot of the reason we had a controlling interest in the power output of several systems. I think she proved to me that a human really can do anything they set their mind to.

I hope she's still alive somewhere, in some form I'd still recognize. I hope she actually existed.
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No. 27917 ID: b6c6fc
File 129130684542.jpg - (33.55KB , 408x300 , Oken3.jpg )
27917

>>337548

could you please stop calling me that, you're being a little insensitive.

Flight Commander Flek, I don't think there's an Astranian who hates the pinkskins more, he doesn't even call them pinkskins, always just "the enemy".

I had lunch with him the other day and he said " I weep for you Asnia, I want you to get revenge on the enemy, I want you to have that chance. my world too has been defiled by the enemy, and as I help you with your revenge you will be helping me with mine, nay you will be helping with the revenge of the entire Alliance!"
it's funny though, His home the IceWorld: Vin-Malor has never been attack by the pinkskins . . .

people say the Malorans have no courage, that their place is building weapons, but ifall the Officers in the Alliance had half the Courage Commander Flek has, I don't think we'd need those weapons.
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No. 27920 ID: 701a19

>>337717
Oh? You mean he said that the planet where the bugs were first encountered but the pinkskins never attacked was ravaged by "the enemy" which he has never named?
Tell me, Oken, has anybody ever accused you of riding the short bus to school and leaving your backpack on it?

So, how's blood-cow life treating you? Has Mint finally used her knowledge of RayTech weapons and equipment as leverage for better accommodations and treatment like I told her to? They certainly won't let you go or stop taking your blood, but you can still leverage your skills for improved treatment. Heck, once you have that you can either have Fuze work on reducing their blood requirements by increasing its useful life or Mint work on bypasses to unlock the weapons.
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No. 27921 ID: c7e280

>>337720
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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No. 27922 ID: fb10df

>>337721
Well >>337720 has an extraordinarily good point.
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No. 27925 ID: f123de
File 129132547689.png - (30.29KB , 300x300 , salthinks.png )
27925

>Who is your role model and why?
[The founding fathers like von Neumann, Turing, Drexler, and all the people that came after and made those dreams possible?]

[No, there are a few other names. Dr. Henry Xu, Director of the Mitsubishi Saturn Lab 2 and savior of the human race. He organized the survivors Acceleration left behind and helped keep casualties below 60%. Created the Outernet, helped found the Solar League (yes, looking back it was a silly name, but they wanted something to inspire hope), and probably saved the human race from physical extinction. Luisa Marín Ríos and Jean Laurent, the biologist and economist that created the photosynthesis adaptation and calorie-based economy that was the first step back from a command economy - from simply surviving - to the diaspora.]

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No. 27926 ID: f123de
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27926

>>337725
I think I want to change my answer to that.
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No. 27927 ID: 2563d4

Shamelessly stealing Brom's /meep/ question for a different context:
>Holiday seasons are upon us tgchan, starting with the jew one and continuing on to the important ones. SO HOW BOUT EM FOLKS WHO IS EXCITED AND WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS I WANT TO KNOW
>also
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSJCSR4MuhU
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No. 27934 ID: b6c6fc
File 129134125356.jpg - (33.67KB , 408x300 , Fuze1.jpg )
27934

>>337657

if all proper medical procedures are carried out correctly, I see no reason why death would occur as a result of a blood extraction.

of course this is assuming the patient has no unknown complications, and only the proper dose of blood is extracted, and the patient is given the appropriate recovery time between extractions.

does that answer your question?
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No. 27952 ID: 701a19

>>337734
Does that mean you're the one handling the extraction process for your captors?
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No. 27955 ID: 8b28e9

Actually, I think that's him in the medical academy... way before the BADEND
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No. 27956 ID: 5e01fc
File 129140775418.png - (25.46KB , 800x600 , PF-DBC-002.png )
27956

Uhmn. If this is about my misdemeanors, I know I... I will do my best to follow the schedule, sir. And I have no missed deadlines in my recent history.

I just spend my off time reading or playing games, sir. Nothing noteworthy.
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No. 27957 ID: 3416ec

>>337756

And what misdemeanors were those?
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No. 27981 ID: 0d1fe9

Hey guys, nostalgia time. When you where 17....
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No. 27998 ID: 9b6c31
File 129159148177.png - (47.08KB , 400x400 , Tory_17.png )
27998

"Hey! Did red 0252-wire go into 05A or 06A?"
>"...Did you even read the blue print...?"
"Yeah, I did! I read it days ago!"
>"...It goes to 05C."
"Damn, almost!"
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No. 27999 ID: 9b6c31
File 129159203410.png - (28.12KB , 400x400 , Tory_answers_5.png )
27999

Yeah, fun times.
I mostly lived and worked in the facility, build nuclear bombs, created weapons, dated a security-guard, watched nukes explode and such.
Few times I travelled to Moscow!
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No. 28006 ID: b6c6fc
File 129160887399.jpg - (33.40KB , 408x300 , BroodMother1.jpg )
28006

>>337691
are you implying cruelty on my part?
I am deeply hurt by such sentiments

>And why are you so interested in a small group of Astranians?

I am interested because they are interesting . . . and probably tasty

>>337781
years you mean? well now that IS nostalgic

I can remember that time, not well though, before the great empires, before the Alliance, before Tech-Leech even meant anything, I was but a humble slayer and could boast but three minds to my name, I hungered only for slaughter, and in turn slaughtered only to feed . . . it was a simpler time, but perhaps a better time.
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No. 28028 ID: e3f578

Hey Oken has Mint, Hoft, or Fuze been on your ass about the ship we completely ignored in the vault that could have been the ship you used to get off planet?
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No. 28046 ID: 0ef56a

>>336298
Ne pas être une connasse. Je vais faire Roz mettre tous les points dans les seins.
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No. 28048 ID: b6c6fc
File 129168750979.jpg - (36.75KB , 408x300 , Oken4.jpg )
28048

>>337720
well the shuttle I took to the academy was rather small, but I don't think anyone's every made fun of me for that. most people just make fun of my poor IQ score, but it's OK the Commander told me those test are all fake anyways.

>>337781
by the time I turn 17, I'll already have three histories written about my great deeds, I'll have single handedly ended the war, I'll be the greatest Astranian AcePilot to ever have lived, and I'll be the one to tell my father who the REAL FAILURE IS!

>>337828
Mint and Hoft are always on my ass about something, but I'm in charge! and I don't have to take that kinda back talk.
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No. 28050 ID: 80bb9a

wait Oken how old are you

THIS JUST IN: LONELYWORLD STRIKES BACK AT PREMATURE PORNOGRAPHERS; NOW PEDOPHILES
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No. 28051 ID: 6a0f18

>>337848
LW confirmed in the IRC that Tiny Deer is less than 18, but she is completely grown (and legal!) woman. Tiny Animals grow old faster apparently...
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No. 28060 ID: f848b4

>>337848
So, um, Oken - what is the average life expectancy of a non-combat Astranian?
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No. 28061 ID: 754124

>>337851
But they're still illegal in most countries.
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No. 28062 ID: 70d9eb

>>337861
>>most countries
Not even remotely close. http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

Muschio did you come from an egg?
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No. 28063 ID: 55c4cf

what's the age of consent for bestiality?
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No. 28064 ID: 476456

2.5 in dog to human years
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No. 28065 ID: 701a19

>>337848
Ah, ok, then I'll spell it out for you in LARGE BOLD LETTERS:
THE BUGS CONQUERED VIN-MALOR. FLIGHT COMMANDER FLEK MEANT THE BUGS WHEN HE SAID "THE ENEMY".

Things make more sense now, don't they?
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No. 28068 ID: 06f3b6

>>337862
>male - male sex: illegal
>female - female sex: legal
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No. 28074 ID: c7e280

>>337865
You do realize that based on her clothing and the responses we've been getting, this is more than likely Oken BEFORE her ship crash lands and she encounters the bugs, right?
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No. 28076 ID: 383006
File 129176009731.jpg - (30.33KB , 348x265 , Spiekface.jpg )
28076

>>337603

Spikesby can't understand magical creatures anymore!
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No. 28077 ID: 383006
File 129176211230.jpg - (43.29KB , 516x420 , Blacksoul.jpg )
28077

>>337603
>Other than the giant ICBM soulstrike you're planning, what other ways have you researched to push back the Sea of Oblivion that might show promise?

My research was inconclusive, but I felt that souls would be integral in some way. I had suspected that an armor of soul could be used as a lever to push back the sea, or perhaps an infusion in the air could gradually push against the Wall.

>And have you considered trying to recruit mortals from inside the Sea itself?

I have no means to access anything inside the sea. It is impossible for me to make any sort of contact with anything past the Wall.

>Oh, and, uh... what do you remember about the war? How the Sea first appeared?

The war had been going for some time before the first Oblivion Creatures appeared. Oblivion matter appeared in seemingly random places, gradually spreading. Then, the wizard-equivalents appeared, nodes that produce the Oblivion matter. As more of them appeared and our numbers dwindled, the black mass began to coalesce and cover the land.

>And if a wizard dies, will the Wall contract due to the magic power vacuum?

I do not know. It is a solid mass of congealed Oblivion matter. I would suspect it to be quite sturdy, but I would prefer this not to be tested.

>Is there any weakness / deception that a creature sent by the progenitors might be able to take advantage of to assassinate a wizard, or would they just go squish due to the wizard's power?

Oblivion creatures are extremely stupid and simple. Their thought patterns, those that have them, are difficult to determine and strange, but unsubtle. They have no ability for real treachery or deception, although they can be tactically clever. Mostly, they defeated us through strength of numbers.
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No. 28078 ID: 039199

Kassandra, why did you became a pilot?
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No. 28083 ID: 197650

>>337877
Yes you do, you have creatures you can send into the sea for recon and convertion.

As for your plan of mass genocide, how do you know the very presense of souls doesn't keep the sea away? At this point they showed up when there was a war, which means people died, if people died the presense of souls would become less, allowing the sea to expand.

The creature might be like a worm virus, infilitrating a system and destroying its contents from within, removing souls would result in a vaccuum they could take advantage of.

How can you decide on mass genocide with such little intell?
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No. 28090 ID: b6c6fc
File 129178415341.jpg - (36.67KB , 408x300 , Oken5.jpg )
28090

>>337850
I'm an AcePilot!, everyone knows all the best Mech and starfighter pilots are 15, even some pinky academies know that!

>>337860
some people say Astranians never died of old age, but I think I read somewhere we can't live much longer than 200 years

>>337865
well now you're just being silly, Flek was probably just born when off world, and considered that other planet his second home
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No. 28096 ID: 701a19

>>337890
Oh, my naive tiny deer, don't ever change~

So, how aggressively do Astarans pursue pirates? Would they disable a pirate ship even if it left a planet they were attacking?
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No. 28097 ID: 9bd27f

>>337890

Tall for an Astranian Oken, what kinds of things do you do for fun when not on missions? Movies? Hang out at shopping centers? Play video games? Play pranks on people? Read books? Languish on the beach in revealing clothing? Build little cities out of blocks then demolish it, pretending to be a giant?

...

You do have fun don't you? You aren't one of those total soldiers or anything?
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No. 28098 ID: bffa2a

Hey, Spikesby.

Now that you're mortal and all how do you feel about it? I mean it must be a pretty shocking downgrade. You need to eat, you don't heal so quickly, everything can hurt you and with normal blades you can't do the same. Let's hope you age the same and not in dog years. And none of the perks either with you being the only one and lack of stuff. I guess you went from being the most useful member of your troupe to the least useful one what with your inability to use guns to compensate. It's still great to be free, yes?
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No. 28105 ID: d3857b

So! Another random question for everyone!

Holidays are quickly approaching and you must buy ONLY ONE present for ONLY ONE guy/girl/thing.

Who are they? What do you get for them?
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No. 28106 ID: 8a6625
File 129184551371.png - (41.49KB , 800x600 , christmas geoffrey.png )
28106

>>337905
>hrnnn mmhrREH
(I was thinking of getting this for you, hope you like it)
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No. 28110 ID: 8c0848
File 129186367845.png - (56.93KB , 311x491 , thinkin.png )
28110

>>337905
One thing for one person? I don't know. I can't even think of what who would want and if that's what I would want to get which who.
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No. 28112 ID: 40cb26

>>337910
Just choose one person you give a damn about, and something that they could use. It doesn't need to be a SECRET DESIRE just useful. Like getting Jehral a new knife or something.

..And you can't choose "a knife for Jehral" now, don't be lazy.
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No. 28113 ID: 82cf31
File 129187197251.png - (319.46KB , 826x980 , izzyxmas.png )
28113

>>337727
I'm supper exited about it! if I survive this will be my first Christmas ever! master fred never let me celebrate anything so I'm really looking forward to it :3
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No. 28114 ID: 039199

Fire Claw, do your tribe celebrate christAncestorsmas? or any similar holiday? Do you have mistletoe? Would you use it with Mohammedthe Captain?
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No. 28117 ID: 8c0848
File 129187784154.png - (36.83KB , 411x296 , sulk.png )
28117

>>337912
The question says you can only give one person one thing. If you can only pick one person to give something to, then it should probably be someone who matters more than the rest, otherwise I'd just be picking at random and the answer wouldn't mean anything.

I don't really have anyone who comes to mind immediately as a definite favorite. Jehral hopped from town to town with me for a while and everything, but does that make him the most important person in my entire life? That seems kind of pathetic if it does. Damn...
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No. 28118 ID: 8e18cd

>>337917

How did you meet Thorden and when.
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No. 28119 ID: 70d9eb

>>337917
Who else do you have besides that puppyhead, silly? Do you plan on trying to get your hug on with Dagnyr now that you have some tits?
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No. 28120 ID: 383006

>>337917
Yeah, that is fucking pathetic, unless you want a sniveling, subservient shitstain instead of someone who you can actually relate to.
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No. 28121 ID: ceacd2

Wouldn't the most important person in your life be Dagnyr, since he trained you and all? And was part of your mercenary company for years? And basically the closest thing you had to a father, if you think about it? Or at least a bullying older brother?
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No. 28123 ID: 40cb26

>>337917
You make it sound like such a big deal. You don't have many attachments to speak of and you haven't really tried to make any. Nothing wrong with that. But it doesn't mean you shouldn't value what you have and make the most of it.

Look at it this way, you are probably going to live a damn long time. Friends will be gained and lost. Best to enjoy your time with them as you can, whether it goes good or bad you will still move on but might-have-beens will nag at you forever. You don't want to think back and say "I should have lost it to puppyhead when I had the chance, before getting drunk and boned in my sleep by that ogre."

In other words, stop acting like pathetic loner emo now, or you'll end up being an even worse pathetic loner emo forever.

AND DECIDE ON A GODDAMN PRESENT FOR SOMEONE ALREADY.
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No. 28136 ID: 47d1aa

Rover. you have been around alot but just where did you go... basicly tell us about your adventures and some highlights.

tell us about the floating mountains and teh mines. also please do tell about your runin with iburujo in the islands clossest to hell.

have you been anywhere else interresting?
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No. 28146 ID: 20fc85

>>337917
it may have something to do with brushing everyone away from you at a any given moment...

raising the question of whether you were more comfortable masquerading as a man than being your natural womany self...
Were you?
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No. 28155 ID: 192c6d

>>337917
If you think about it, he IS the closest person to you right now. Besides, he's so tiny and snuggly (and cute when he's flustered!) Perhaps we should give him a special gift? A little "single-use" something, if you know what I mean?
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No. 28156 ID: e3f578

>>337917
Lingerie. It's the gift you receive that keeps on giving!
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No. 28159 ID: b6c6fc
File 129195666656.jpg - (41.68KB , 408x300 , Oken6.jpg )
28159

>>337896
Standard protocol is to vaporize all pirates on sight, Commander Flek told me "those who would pervert RayTech, and torture noble Astranians in such a way deserve no mercy"

>>337897
what do I do for fun? mostly I train my self to learn new vehicle types, I already have licenses in Starfighters, airships, gunships, and mechs, I know about of other but I'm not legalized in them yet. I guess I like to jog too, does keeping in shape count as fun? cause I do lots of exercise stuff. also if I can't do those I do like reading sometimes, but I think I already mentioned that.

>>337905
that's easy! It would be something for Octagon, my stunt fighter! she's such a good little ship. this year I got her some shiny new polish! she'll be so happy I know it, she's so self conscious about her scuff marks!"
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No. 28160 ID: e3f578

>>337959
Do your ships have something like AI in them so they actually have a personality or are your anthropomorphizing your ship with emotions?
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No. 28167 ID: c3c3bf

>>337959
Did you know that the pinkskins find your kind adorable and have a hard time killing you because of such?

Unfortunately, you're also kind of delicious looking. Some of you, at least.
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No. 28168 ID: 701a19

>>337959
What if it's a pirate ship carrying Astaran hostages? What would they do then?
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No. 28170 ID: 4a6c93
File 129197660267.jpg - (28.96KB , 729x564 , happy neshrimmas.jpg )
28170

>>337905

FUCK YEAH!

I THINK THIS WOULD BE INSANELY DANGEROUS IF I DIDN'T HAVE MY PLOT ARMOR ON!
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No. 28171 ID: 2eac65

Maolla Syrup: Do you have any special days you celebrate? Like the day you were hatched, or the day you became sentient? Or some other historic event?
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No. 28172 ID: 8c0848
File 12919842318.png - (38.02KB , 307x357 , uh.png )
28172

>>337918
He came around about three years. I think he's from tribe of minotaurs up north a bit. He seems to be doing the standard becoming a mercenary for adventure and money thing, kind of leaning toward the adventure part. Minotaurs seem to like fighting for fighting's sake.

>>337919
>>337921
Dagnyr didn't train me really. He mostly just slapped me around to see if I was worth keeping. I picked up the less painful, more technical skills from others.

>the closest thing you had to a father, if you think about it? Or at least a bullying older brother?

I think he just liked attacking the newbies. Gnolls are just kind of crazy and vicious like that.

>>337946
I think the whole gender thing was a wash. Nobody but Jehral seemed to be surprised in the least.
Everyone probably just assumes I was a kid trying to act tough or a kobold that didn't know the difference. The first thing is less embarrassing, so I'm hoping for that one.

I still don't know what I would get.
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No. 28174 ID: 1854db

>>337972
What about something for your mom?
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No. 28177 ID: 2c23a9

Dear Rynh, a wizard has been steadily enlarging your ears! Could you ever live down the shame of being a circus freak? Oh, wait.
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No. 28178 ID: 192c6d

>>337972
Fabulous new clothes. Puppyhead really needs a makeover.
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No. 28181 ID: c71597

>>337972
You do have a mother now. You could give her some new neat skulls to use as boundry marks or something. Or maybe that scarf you picked up. Or something nice to liven up the place and stuff.

Hey who know, maybe she will even give you something. Possibly some weapon she got lying around in some corner of her hoard after a knight tried to kill her.
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No. 28183 ID: ceacd2

Well you know, at this point, it's really in no way our fault that you're such a societal loser with no friends if you keep refusing to even let people be friends with you at every term.

Name your friends, Rynh. Not your allies, your friends.
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No. 28186 ID: b6c6fc
File 129202126188.jpg - (39.40KB , 408x300 , Oken7.jpg )
28186

>>337960
we keep all our AI's in robot bodies, it would be pretty cruel to make a brain with out a real body don't you think? but we can plug them into ships and stuff and they can control them, or they can just control them with hands like us!

>>337967
well I guess I am pretty attractive . . . but why would THAT make them hesitant to kill me?

>Unfortunately, you're also kind of delicious looking. Some of you, at least.

wait what . . . um what exactly do you mean delicious? is this some sort of joke?

>>337968
um . . . standard protocol remains in place, besides I don't think any Astranians have ever been rescued from alien hands, the other races usually have a lot of trouble keeping our kind alive, I remember reading that most Astranian prisoners don't survive much longer than a week or so
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No. 28187 ID: 8c0848
File 129202224921.png - (13.89KB , 182x211 , loser.png )
28187

>>337983
It's probably something to do with being part dragon... Dragons are solitary jerks by nature.
Besides, I'm not a loser, I have plenty of friends, like... Oh, go fuck yourself!
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No. 28188 ID: 2563d4

>>337987
Remember that if you start cutting yourself you'll have that creepy guy trying to mop up the blood for use as "spell reagents".
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No. 28189 ID: 70d9eb

>>337987
You just gotta get your gnoll huggin' on, Rynh.
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No. 28190 ID: dad664

>>337986
>wait what . . . um what exactly do you mean delicious? is this some sort of joke?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venison
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No. 28191 ID: bfd722

>>337986
>well I guess I am pretty attractive
Think younger. Think "babylike".

>>337987
But you're also half-kobold, Rynh - they're super social. If your dragon side was dominant, the lonesomeness wouldn't bother you so much.
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No. 28193 ID: 1854db

>>337986
No, not attractive. Adorable. Like a little puppy dog. Or baby.
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No. 28194 ID: e3f578

>>337986
You've notified your captors about the armada about to shoot you down right? Because I figure that would be a pretty big issue. You still didn't answer my question about whether or not Octagon has real actual emotions or if your just calling it a "her" because captains do that with their ships all the time?

So I guess my next question is for the good old Capn': Why the fuck you trying to run off planet with an entire armada surrounding the planet shooting anything that leaves it? You stupid or something?
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No. 28200 ID: 192c6d
File 129203916818.png - (365.92KB , 705x401 , mlpfim_ep0314.png )
28200

>>337987

Well gosh, Rynh. Maybe it's because you're all DOOM AND GLOOM and you're never being fun! Try like, I dunno, giving out hugs or being nice and friendly!
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No. 28202 ID: b6c6fc
File 129203990289.jpg - (41.92KB , 408x300 , Oken8.jpg )
28202

>>337993
>>337993

oh THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A FUCKING BABY! a pathetic weak, useless, stupid, half-blind, defenseless leech on society, yup that's me A BABY! maybe I can go cry to the rest of my baby race.

ya know I must be pretty darn stupid, to think a disgusting pinkskin would even consider saying something nice about a pathetic furre like me

I guess I understand now why you wouldn't want to kill me, I'm so weak and harmless I'm not even worth the bullet!

ya know, you deserve to have your entire filthy disgusting race exterminated!

>>337990
HA. HA. HA. oh I forgot! we look like pinkskin animals! and you eat these animals! that is so funny! GO TO HELL, PINKSKIN!

>>337994
It's probably because I'm so incredibly stupid right!?, only a fucking idiot would care about a hunk of cold metal right! YOU CAN GO TO HELL TOO!

(Oken is upset, and will be answering no more questions)
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No. 28203 ID: 2563d4

>>338002
>maybe I can go cry to the rest of my baby race.
Well I guess she did. :V
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No. 28204 ID: 6834bc

>>338002
>ya know I must be pretty darn stupid, to think a disgusting pinkskin would even consider saying something nice about a pathetic furre like me

Well I for one think Asnia Oken is a pretty cool girl - She pilots ships (like a boss) and doesn't afraid of pinkskins.
I'm not going to lie, I would hug all over that average-sized deer-person
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No. 28205 ID: 049c58

>>338002

Well then. Have fun with that whole blood donor forever thing.
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No. 28206 ID: 8bbd68

>>338002

Don't cry! I like you! But you're so racist. You're so mean I might cry!

>>337073

She'll cry! She only wanted to be your friend but you just want to exterminate them all.
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No. 28209 ID: 197650

Weasel, who decided your efficient multi-purpose jumpsuits should be WHITE?
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No. 28211 ID: 146bca
File 129204546256.png - (3.91KB , 324x336 , Blakeitq.png )
28211

>Your perfect man/woman/life mate?

Really? Well, my idea of the perfect woman is tough, independent, and confident. I don't mind what she looks like, as long as she has an attractive figure. Heck, I wouldn't mind a furry woman.

And would it be wrong to say that I don't mind a little BDSM?
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No. 28212 ID: 55c4cf

>>338011

What's it like to be named Blake knowing you might be mistaken as an earfucker?

Judging by your perfect mate, would Blake x Blake be ok???
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No. 28213 ID: 146bca
File 129204790527.png - (6.26KB , 324x336 , Blakeitq.png )
28213

>>338012
Wha-Oh, you mean that name-stealing, perverted- fucktard.

Let me tell you something. I was the original Blake. I was a character in Ace's stories and roleplays LONG before anyone even heard of Blakequest! In fact, Mansionquest was originally going to be called Blakequest, as it was on 420chan, but Ace changed the name because he didn't wanna upset anyone! He's pussing out, if you ask me!'

And another thing, I'm not gay. Never was, Never will be.
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No. 28215 ID: 55c4cf

>>338013

sorry bro but if it didn't happen here or /tg/ you aren't the original.

Also you may not think you're gay but I can promise we can draw you doing it anyway.
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No. 28216 ID: 476456

420chan? more like blazequest.
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No. 28217 ID: 3416ec

>>338011

Looking a little symmetrical there, buddy.
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No. 28220 ID: 8d8786

I'd like to ask a few questions of Hoft, of Crash Quest. What's your full name? Vital stats? What got you into the war, and how did you meet Oken and Mint?
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No. 28221 ID: bfd722

>>338002
>I guess I understand now why you wouldn't want to kill me, I'm so weak and harmless I'm not even worth the bullet!

Pretty much this, yup. Its not our fault pinkskins are chess masters, while your race is still trying to figure out tic-tac-toe. But anyway, you're precious. :3
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No. 28228 ID: 146bca
File 129208328196.png - (6.12KB , 324x336 , Blakeitq.png )
28228

>>338015
I realize that level of immaturity exists here. It's a given on a chan.

>>338016
Yeah, Yeah, Insert Cannabis joke here.

>>338017
Take it up with Ace, who's still learning how to draw.
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No. 28229 ID: 8c0848

Are your eyes trying to merge into one, huge super eye?
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No. 28230 ID: 146bca
File 12920855246.png - (6.40KB , 324x336 , Blakeitq.png )
28230

>>338029
No, that's just how I naturally look. Again, if you don't like it, take it up with the artist.
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No. 28231 ID: 8c0848

>>338030
Maybe it's not an art problem and you're just naturally stupid looking. Did you ever think of that?
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No. 28235 ID: 146bca
File 12920906124.png - (6.09KB , 324x336 , Blakeitq.png )
28235

>>338031
...

Fuck...

You.

I put up with enough shit from both Ace and this ancient evil calling me a composer of a song that will end the Earth. I don't need you helping them.
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No. 28242 ID: bfd722

>>338035
Just out of curiosity:
How well is your depth perception?
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No. 28243 ID: 197650
File 129210863962.jpg - (83.66KB , 992x1091 , cloak.jpg )
28243

>>337905
That's easy, I'm getting father a new winter cloak!
That is, if I can find one big enough for him.
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No. 28244 ID: c71597

>>338043
Just get a bearhunting spear. Kill and skin two bears, then get someone to make a coat out of the fur. Should be enough to get a cloak for him.
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No. 28246 ID: bb1cdb
File 129211218763.png - (6.39KB , 324x336 , Blakeitq.png )
28246

>>338042
My perception is just fine, thank you.
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No. 28249 ID: 32ecc0
File 129211633066.png - (259.18KB , 834x900 , happyfireclaw_sm.png )
28249

>>337914
are you freaking kidding me? I take any and all opportunities to celebrate anything I can, my ability of wielding fire is only appreciated by my empty headed tribe when is put to kill or roast, and celebrations always call for a big giant rat roast pyre.

about that mistletoe thing, that's kissing stuff, right, well we gnolls don't care about that, and besides, I'm the matriarch, the war leader, and an archeweezard person, I get first pick on mate... or mates... if I wanted that...

...and I don't
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No. 28254 ID: 2563d4

>>338049
Can you wear a bag over your head?
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No. 28255 ID: b6c6fc

>>338054
NO, she has a very pretty face, she needs no bag!
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No. 28256 ID: f8fc68

Brown paper bags are my fetish.
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No. 28257 ID: f1df52

>>338049

So, what do gnolls care about, aside from eating?
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No. 28258 ID: 1bbfe6

>>338057
shinies, stuff they can stick on innocent passerbiers, rising to power...

how about stuff like your food tastes, jewelry or maybe even what would you like in a mate?
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No. 28259 ID: 20fc85

>>337987
would you consider us your friends Rynh?

Also, I was wondering more about if YOU were comfortable about being dressed as a man... not what you thought others thought of you.

Stop thinking about what others think of you, gosh
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No. 28261 ID: 8c0848
File 129213538815.png - (50.16KB , 386x473 , what.png )
28261

>>338059
But... I don't dress like a man. This is more neutral than anything. It even has a skirt...
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No. 28262 ID: 463991

To any of the furres who are still talking to us: What exactly ARE your delicate dietary needs? Why are they so strict?

The pinkskins can pretty much survive off of anything they can wrestle down their gullet that doesn't outright poison them - why can't you do the same?
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No. 28263 ID: 8d8786

>>338061
Yo R, it's important that no matter what these people here may say they'd probably fuck you in an instant given the chance. How's that do for your self-confidence?
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No. 28265 ID: b6c6fc
File 129214188978.jpg - (37.36KB , 408x300 , hoft1.jpg )
28265

>>338020
my name is Phestrius Tsen-Hoft.
I was born into this war.
I was assigned to Oken 3 months ago, Mint worked on Oken's ship already

>>338062
the dietary needs differ depending upon what world your from, I don't know all the details but like most people I just eat rations, or food that comes from my homeworld, seems to work out fine.

>The pinkskins can pretty much survive off of anything they can wrestle down their gullet that doesn't outright poison them - why can't you do the same?

Pinkskins are weird that way, I guess it has to do with their horrible living conditions, life's so crummy and tough for them, and food is so hard to come by. I guess they had to evolved super tough and stuff just to survive

I guess we just never needed to
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No. 28267 ID: 8e18cd

>>338061

Maybe for once you should dress like a girl. Maybe that would attract someone.

What would you consider getting if you dressed like a girl though?
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No. 28268 ID: 2044dd

>>338054
Maybe she could wear a poncho to hide how disgustingly long her arms are. Though yeah, a bag to hide the dead look of her eyes would be nice.
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No. 28269 ID: 8d8786

>>338065
You seem like to be the quiet one in the group. Well Mint may say less, but she does it in a more antisocial-verging-on-hostile way while you seem more terse and to-the-point. But explain more about yourself, please. What planet are you from? How did you grow up? How old are you now? What do you mean you were born into the war? Do you have family? Private hopes? Ambitions? What do you think about the bugs and what they stand for, especially considering how they've used you specifically in the past? What do you think about pinkskins, both before and after Enrad chose to try to help you rather than allow you to keep helping him, despite it costing him quite dearly? And, to add in a more creative and perhaps inappropriate question... Who's more your type, Mint or Oken? ...Or Fuze?
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No. 28270 ID: a41aaf

>>338061
Your outfits seem to have been growing more feminine as your self-confidence has waned and your dickering over any sort of relationship has increased. Mayhaps there be a correlation?
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No. 28274 ID: 70e5c6

Rynh:

What do you see your future like? Do you plan to be like your mom and basically turn into the ruler of a small area, taking a harem of worshipers? Do you want to live in a city? Continue being an adventurer/mercenary? Relationships don't seem to be an important part of your life right now; do you think that will ever change? Your mom didn't really seem to be into them either.

Oh, and since you've been avoiding that gift question because you can't think of anyone... what about yourself? What gift would you want above any other right about now?
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No. 28275 ID: 70e5c6

Hoft:

If you were a pinkskin general and had to defend against an Astranian invasion force, what strategy would you use? Any weaknesses you'd exploit? ;)
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No. 28276 ID: 2563d4

>>338063
Fuck no, you don't speak for the rest of us.

Some of us know not to stick our dicks in crazy.
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No. 28277 ID: c71597

>>338061
There are a few places where the men dress in skirts as well.

But don't let that bring you down. You're still quite young for your kind after all. I'm sure you will fill out real nicely in another decade or two, and then you will have to beat away the guys with a stick.
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No. 28288 ID: 32bc77

>>338077
Fully seconded.
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No. 28291 ID: ceacd2
File 129217992014.jpg - (15.20KB , 300x250 , SPY CHECK.jpg )
28291

>>338075
HOFT, LOOK OUT! DON'T TELL HIM! THAT POSTER'S A SPY!
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No. 28293 ID: 8c0848
File 12921829551.png - (43.05KB , 386x473 , okay.png )
28293

>>338063
It's good to know that people want to have sex with me... I guess. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to react to that. I'll just choose to take it that people find me at least slightly attractive and ignore the rest.

>>338074
I
I'm a combination of two races well known for their young going out and being reckless and usually getting killed... Hopefully I'm the right balance of powerful enough to deal with stuff that would kill a kobold and not powerful enough to draw the attention of things that kill dragons to stay alive, because I don't think that settling down and doing boring stuff is ever going to be my thing.

>>338067
I don't know how girly I can manage. I guess I'll try sometime, but I don't guarantee the results.

>>338076
or anything else for that matter.
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No. 28294 ID: ceacd2

>>338093
Dagnyr needs to show up and slap some sense into you, girl.
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No. 28297 ID: 8e18cd

>>338093

Well try some on like a frilly dress or a gown. Just make sure that little freak Jehral doesn't see you.

Ask Gustav for some pointers. He looks like knowledgeable in that area
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No. 28304 ID: 70d9eb

>>338093
You should just dress how you want to dress, silly. No one will judge you if you want to be covered in latex
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No. 28313 ID: b6c6fc
File 129219960254.jpg - (35.50KB , 408x300 , hoft2.jpg )
28313

>>338069
>What planet are you from?
the WarWorld: Vysha
>How did you grow up?
as a servant on the battlefield
>How old are you now?
21 standard years
>What do you mean you were born into the war?
my mother gave birth do me on the battlefield
>Do you have family?
yes, a lot of family
>Private hopes?
If I told you then it wouldn't be very private
>Ambitions?
I can only hope to bring honor to my clan
>What do you think about pinkskins?
they're the enemy of today, nothing more nothing less, tomorrow we will have a new enemy and they will be nothing but a fleeting memory
>Who's more your type, Mint or Oken? ...Or Fuze?
Mint's a fat bitch, I have no interest in her.
Oken's pretty tough, but her body's got nothing going on, might as well have sex with a plank of wood
Fuze? I'm not really into that sort of thing.
I guess if I had to choose, I'd pick Oken

>>338091
thanks for the tip off
>>338075
sorry, your cover's been blown
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No. 28316 ID: 4784be

Hoft, Tell me about your glorious hair and how it gives you power!

Power with the ladies at least, I'm sure.
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No. 28323 ID: d28b2f

>>338049
Hey Fireclaw, how old are you? And do you know how much is that in "Human" years? I know that you are pretty young, but are you old enogh to be considered "mature" by your clan mates? What I want to know is...

...

... are you legal?
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No. 28326 ID: e3f578

>>338116
My bet is that he's stoically laid at least 35 women and doesn't kiss and tell because, well fuck I already said he's a stoic motherfucker. That is my approximation of his hair's power level. But calling Mint a fat bitch was pretty rude. I hope you don't call all overweight women bitches and its just because Mint is really just a bitch.

Also Hoft never say "if you had to choose I'd pick X" that's just sending you up shit creek buddy.
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No. 28327 ID: 43d730
File 129222027730.jpg - (4.74KB , 259x194 , images.jpg )
28327

>>338113
>my mother gave birth do me on the battlefield
...?
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No. 28333 ID: 701a19

>>338113
You might not have any interest in her, but do you have any reason to doubt her loyalty?
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No. 28334 ID: 8c0848
File 129224334780.png - (46.47KB , 369x400 , thatslikeyouropinionman.png )
28334

>>338094
Pfft... I'm probably about as strong as him, except I can breathe fire. I'm not all that worried. Besides, why would Dagnyr slap me for calling some asshole out for being an asshole? Do I need to be sensitive to the feelings of the assholes now?

>>338097
Frilly stuff? I don't know if I could pull it off and Gustav is a wizard. What do wizards have to do with fashion. I guess they do wear those big robes and stuff. That's kind of like a dress? I don't see what you're getting at here.
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No. 28352 ID: e3f578

>>338134
All this talk of relationships and girlyness bores me. You obviously need to start chugging some beers. I bet you can't even chug five
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No. 28359 ID: 40cb26

>>338134
Wizards have nothing to do with it, but well... he doesn't come across as all that macho, you know? I could see him prancing about in a frilly dress, can't you? (Well you can now, hah!)
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No. 28360 ID: 8e18cd
File 129227545376.png - (46.67KB , 960x600 , fall_000.png )
28360

>>338134

Maybe you should try one of those for your size.
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No. 28371 ID: 192c6d

>>338134
If you're going for girly, just show off a bit more. Your top could show some cleavage, for example.

Many folk probably just think you're a guy because you cover up so much (pretty backwards, if you think about it)
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No. 28372 ID: 20fc85

wear a hijab or burka
then you can cover-up to your heart's content and be recognized as a female...
and you can deal with your odd problem with exposing any part of yourself...
>>
No. 28392 ID: 701a19

>>338160
Mammalsnake confirmed for whatthefuckbiologyisthis.
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No. 28396 ID: f16b80

>>338160


What is this silly game?
>>
No. 28403 ID: b971a3

>>338196 Daggerfall, it's the game before morrowind.
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No. 28409 ID: ceacd2

>>338134
Uh, no? He needs to slap you for being so defeatist instead of taking pride in your gifts and making yourself an outcast among outcasts, instead of being friendly and sociable towards your fellow mercs. You alienate everyone you meet for basically no reason, and you need to stop that. Maybe go out and drink and not just do it until you pass out, but talk with people and have a good time while you do it.
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No. 28410 ID: 3416ec
File 12924046443.png - (132.29KB , 693x768 , girly_rynh.png )
28410

We put Rynh in the girliest dress we could find and hid her normal clothes. Let's watch!
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No. 28412 ID: a988eb

>>338210
But are her undies at their limit?
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No. 28415 ID: ceacd2
File 129240977848.png - (119.76KB , 427x246 , giggle at the ghosties.png )
28415

>>338212
>implying Rynh wears underwear
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No. 28419 ID: 2563d4

So, Tiak. How would it sit with your ethics to take the money and run at the nearest opportunity?

Possibly as a M.S.F. fugitive in Ziraneé space.

Possibly as Nayria's plaything until she gets bored.
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No. 28425 ID: 146bca

>>338219
Hey, it IS a possibility. I mean, he IS an observed Kleptomaniac.
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No. 28435 ID: 6547ec
File 129246590675.png - (11.06KB , 600x450 , Venji ITQ2.png )
28435

In light of taking so long to do these, I'll answer these as if the characters were at the point in the quest where they asked.

>Is there anything you actually CAN'T eat? And do you think you'll ever get fat? :C
I don't think my jaws can handle any really hard objects unless I upgrade my STRENGTH and possibly STAMINA, but beyond that, who knows!

I...guess if I really went nuts, I would gain some weight, but hopefully I won't be compelled to eat everything in sight.
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No. 28436 ID: 6547ec
File 129246609929.png - (7.76KB , 600x450 , Venji ITQ3.png )
28436

>What do you like better: huge dragony form, or bipedal form? And what do you think about Venji's apparent desire to dominate you in a relationship? ;)
They both feel strange and alien. I think if I had to choose, the dragony form is way more awesome.

As for Venji...I don't know. I think I'm going to have to talk to her about this. Maybe give her a speech that LionsPhil will hate.
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No. 28437 ID: 6547ec
File 129246647319.png - (8.37KB , 600x450 , Venji ITQ4.png )
28437

>>337633
It's the Best. Thing. Ever.

I spent most of my life alone and now I'm surrounded by all these babes~ It's so great~

I'm hoping for a three-some (excluding a certain bitch-shark), but maybe I shouldn't tell Venji that~
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No. 28439 ID: f5e4b4
File 12924691775.png - (84.73KB , 800x600 , ITQ.png )
28439

>>338219

I'm sorry, sir, but the agent you're trying to contact is on duty at the moment. And there appears to be a technical problem with the communication system of his ship, so it's impossible to make contact with him at the moment. You'll have to wait until the ship reaches its destination, approximately in 31 hours and a half.

In the mean time, and answering to your inquiry, the MSF agents are intensively trained to be loyal to the Republic under all circumstances, and none of them would dare to commit that kind of crime .

And even if they did, they wouldn't have many chances of escaping on their own, we run scans in ever Interception. And without a ship of his own, he wouldn't get too far.
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No. 28442 ID: 192c6d

>>338237
Ashela DOES seem rather promising, doesn't she?

And they ARE such good friends...

... are we SURE that she was joking about what she said to Venji when they first met?

>She suddenly moves really close to me.
>"Awr~ What do you think, dearie? I'll always remember our nights together..."
>"Um. Er. I didn't know I was into--"
>"You were into a lot of things~"
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No. 28446 ID: 24ddb8

Dear Roz,

You appear to be, uh, dangling.
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No. 28448 ID: 08ce8c

>>338246
Figures, Roz is a dick.

I almost feel sorry for that one. Almost.
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No. 28452 ID: 2d3b3f
File 12925373534.png - (286.79KB , 900x862 , fireclawreply_sm.png )
28452

>>338123
OF COURSE I'M AN ADULT :<

you have to be one to challenge the tribe leader...

I don't know how many human years are gnoll years or what a year is...
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No. 28453 ID: 8adfc0

>>338252
Well, how many winters or summers have you been alive through?
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No. 28457 ID: 8c0848
File 129254846290.png - (88.42KB , 399x600 , purple.png )
28457

>>338210
I think I like this one better.

Any smart ass remarks and I'll murder the lot of you.
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No. 28458 ID: aa6943

>>338257

You look great! :D
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No. 28459 ID: 70d9eb

>>338257
You look very nice in it, Rynh! What do the other mercs think of it? Is it actually Dagnyr's dress?
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No. 28460 ID: 20fc85

>>338257
Stop being insecure when you actually look good.

It reminds everyone you're Rynh
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No. 28461 ID: 62061c

>>338257
hummana hummana
hummana hummana
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No. 28462 ID: 01778b

>>338257
Damn, girl - you smokin'.
So how's it feel?
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No. 28463 ID: 3416ec

>>338257

My work here is done.

*walks off into the sunset*
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No. 28464 ID: 8d8786

>>338257
I like the hairclip thing. Sometimes it's all about accessorizing appropriately. Of course to note how you look is by far not of primary importance, and while you are aware of that, you should take more pride in who you are, rather than drowning yourself in self-doubt.
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No. 28466 ID: 70e5c6

>>338257
Smart remarks? No.
Ass remarks... Yes. :3
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No. 28473 ID: c71597

>>338257
Any male that doesn't show an intrest in you when you're dressed like that is clearly gay.
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No. 28475 ID: 08ce8c

>>338257
unf unf unf
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No. 28480 ID: e4c4d8

>>338257

Very classy Rynh, looks good on you.
>>
No. 28484 ID: f123de
File 12926268436.png - (104.84KB , 668x500 , not-quite-gift-of-the-magi.png )
28484

>>337905
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No. 28486 ID: d080c2

>>338284
But then who gets the courage?
>>
No. 28489 ID: 58fed3

>>338257
Holy hell...

You look hot! :D
>>
No. 28492 ID: 146bca

>>338257

My god...

You are an exquisite vision of beauty.
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No. 28493 ID: 8c0848
File 129263495822.png - (58.43KB , 309x310 , grph.png )
28493

>>338258
>>338259
>>338260
>>338261
>>338262
>>338264
>>338266
>>338273
>>338275
>>338280
>>338289
>>338292
AS long as we have it established that I'm great...

Okay, move along. Show's over.
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No. 28495 ID: 49cb26

>>338293
Haha you wish.
After you get back from this mission, it's date night, girlie.

Start thinking about who you're asking out because WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN.
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No. 28498 ID: e4c4d8

>>338293

What, you don't like to hear more about how awesome/pretty you are?
>>
No. 28501 ID: 146bca

>>338293
Aww, she's pretty when she's flattered.
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No. 28510 ID: 0ef56a
File 129264117296.png - (169.92KB , 593x377 , get lesbian with the only one like you out there.png )
28510

>>338002
To be quite fair, Oken, I don't think any of those things about you. I just wanna chill and play video games with you.

Perhaps it is because I am a homosexual?


PENJI/VENJI: How do you feel about this?

ROZ: See above question.
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No. 28512 ID: 20fc85

is she hot or is she about to set us on fire?
Or both?

Still, we are setting you on a date.
cause you deserve it, and that we need to get you to loosen up and be comfortable with your feminine side

Onto question:
For everyone-
It's Christmas morning. You go downstairs and come face to face with Santa Claus.
What'd you do/ask?
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No. 28514 ID: 6547ec
File 129264697691.png - (16.09KB , 600x450 , Venji ITQ5.png )
28514

>>338242
>>338246
Oh man it would be so great if she really meant that and they'd have a 'moment' where they stare at each other silently and they slowly move closer and then Venji turns her head so it actually looks like a kiss instead of her biting Ashela's nose and then Ashela'd reach out with her weird antenna arm and grab onto Venji's...Oh man oh man I can't wait for this three-some~!

>>338257
Four-some~
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No. 28519 ID: 6547ec
File 129264950731.png - (48.53KB , 600x450 , Venji ITQ6.png )
28519

>>338310
Wow, is that me? Maybe that upgrade isn't so bad after all.

Still, I don't know who the other girl is, and she doesn't really do much for me. If I was in that situation, I'd probably just ask what she was looking at.

"Hey Roz, what do you think? ...Roz?"

Huh, no response. You'd think he'd have something to say about this.

...Why do I feel his heart beating faster?
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No. 28520 ID: 20fc85

>>338314
I'm not entirely sure if that's a "I came" face...

meh...
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No. 28523 ID: e3f578

>>338319
Can you look past the forth wall for me again like you did for Brad Pitt and read tozol quest?
>>quest/233992
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No. 28526 ID: 0ef56a
File 129266169927.jpg - (33.76KB , 337x450 , BEHOLD THE BACON GOLEM.jpg )
28526

Oh, and Rynh? I know this subject is awfully trite, but how would you combat the BACON GOLEM? Keep in mind that if you burn it, it will no longer be edible, and it will also be a BURNING BACON GOLEM for a while and still fight until it falls apart. Also, it is on ground that would not be particularly desirable as a food serving surface, though the rest of it is clean and fresh. It is of exquisite quality and seasoned nicely.
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No. 28527 ID: f123de

Quilig? Did you survive the jabberwocks?

More importantly, did your tie?!
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No. 28528 ID: f123de
File 12926693398.png - (47.19KB , 400x600 , mikawithagun.png )
28528

>>338284
>>338286
>But then who gets the courage?

A strange old man told me that I didn't need courage. I just needed a gun!
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No. 28531 ID: 2563d4

>>338327
The latter of these is clearly the most important question which has ever been asked in the history of ITQ.
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No. 28536 ID: 192c6d

>>338319

Hun, the upgrade may seem a little embarrassing, but in all honesty, you'd look wonderful a little more "filled out".

>>338314

> Roz: Four-some~

... Our Department of Discontinuity (DOD) is currently weighing your petition. Currently, they favor this hot interspecies erotica.
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No. 28547 ID: 75d652

>>338328
Looking pretty courageous there, Mika...Among other things~
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No. 28548 ID: 8e18cd

That's a nice bodysuit you got there.
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No. 28553 ID: 3416ec

>>338328

Are those clovers?
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No. 28555 ID: 6dfab3

So Mint, I have it on good authority that you are, in fact, an admire of the canines.

With you being feline and all, isn't this viewed as deviant behavior in your culture?
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No. 28562 ID: 9cb4b3

>>338355
canids. Foxes are vulpines, not canines, though still in the canidae family.
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No. 28574 ID: 9b6c31
File 129277968940.png - (85.02KB , 512x512 , plans_for_christmas.png )
28574

>It's Christmas morning. You go downstairs and come face to face with Santa Claus.
What'd you do/ask?

Well! First of all, he is invading my property and probably trying to sabotage my stuff, so I will shoot him in the face!

Then I will steal all his secrets, such as how his sleigh works! I am pretty sure it defies laws of physics! Then I use toys and gifts to build bombs, weapons and robots!

And finally, I will go and destroy thousands! No, MILLIONS!
That would be the best christmas!

By the way, why do you talk to that... lizard-dog-thing so much?
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No. 28578 ID: 8c0848
File 129278958466.png - (89.72KB , 410x738 , rage.png )
28578

>>338374
>lizard-dog-thing
Oh, you sure as hell better not be talking about me or we'll see how effective your machines are when they're all shoved firmly up your ass. Which is something you seem to be into anyway! >>336956
Then I'll kick your teeth down your throat and set you on fire for good measure.

If you don't mean me, then never mind.
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No. 28580 ID: a09a03

>>338374
>By the way, why do you talk to that... lizard-dog-thing so much?
She talks back a lot. And has boobs. And is all "GRR I'M AGGRESSIVE oh boo hoo I have no friends and my mother doesn't love me GRR HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS."

And doesn't talk about shooting Santa Claus in the face. :(


Pony Adventure Ponies: What is your favorite 'Friendship is Magic' character and why?

Flare: Do you eat so much cheese specifically to maintain your giant ass, or is it incidental?

Sal: How do you walk with points instead of feet? Is there a secret to this, known only by Nedynvors, Starship Troopers Bugs, and Antlions from Half Life?
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No. 28581 ID: 6547ec
File 12927972931.png - (22.21KB , 475x425 , Oh Roz.png )
28581

>>338378
Wow, you really need to get laid.

I can help you with that~
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No. 28582 ID: c7e280

>>338374
A good portion of /quest/ seems to have an obsession with making furry lizards feel pretty about themselves.

>>338378
I'm sure your magic will save you from getting shot in the face, blown up, or eaten by some awesome robot.
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No. 28584 ID: f32ea3

Hoft: How regimented and strict is the Astranian military? Out of your group, you're the only one that strikes me as a true soldier. If the others pulled the kind of crap they're pulling in a pinkskin-style military, they'd be getting their asses handed to them on a regular basis.
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No. 28587 ID: ee89a6

Well considering CSF runs again.
Flifliblmus:
About your surprise ally. I know it's an big scary monster that might eat you if given the chance. But you'd tap that right?
The nose I mean.
Heshka:
You seem like someone full of witty anecdotes. Maybe you could delight us with one or two.
Amadoobus:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?
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No. 28589 ID: 20fc85

Since it's christmas, and we've been asking you all questions, how about this

You come up with questions for us to answer.


>>338380
That's... that's about spot on.

If you had as many problems simliar to hers, we'd probably talk to you just as much in an attempt to help you out...

Your problems are of another nature... so... yeah...
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No. 28590 ID: f32ea3

>>338389
This.

Any questions you guys have for us disembodied voices?
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No. 28598 ID: 00ff42
File 129281474019.jpg - (39.36KB , 447x335 , oh_you.jpg )
28598

>>338381
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No. 28602 ID: a7a85a

Hey, Roz.
Choosing from any and all girls of /quest/, five girls, who is in your harem? (Yes, they do have to wear those harem outfits. :3 )
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No. 28604 ID: 8c0848
File 129282247766.png - (71.33KB , 422x652 , 3.png )
28604

>>338390
I don't know... Am I really coming across as depressed and miserable? I don't think I am. I try to keep from being the angsty halfbreed. Nobody likes those whiny half-elves that bitch about how they don't fit in.

And do you really think sex would make me happier in some way or are you all just trying to get your jollies watching me give it up?

Uh... What else? Which guy are you hoping I get with? Not that it would happen. I'm just wondering.

I don't really look like a dog-lizard thing, do I?

I guess that's it.
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No. 28605 ID: f123de
File 129282307918.png - (49.88KB , 350x500 , salasks.png )
28605

>>338389
[Sure, I'll bite.]

[So... the convex part goes into the concave part of your choice. Could someone explain to me why it requires so much discussion and illustration? Was it ex utero childbearing that finally made you get over it, or what?]

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No. 28606 ID: 70d9eb

You really look like a dog-lizard.
It might have something to do with being a cross between a dog and a lizard.
You should probably get with either a dog or a lizard since you're a horrible racist.
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No. 28607 ID: 0405f3
File 129282376975.jpg - (154.63KB , 500x700 , reply2.jpg )
28607

>>338404
>I don't know... Am I really coming across as depressed and miserable?

"Oh course not dear, you come across as a salacious little tart with too much time on her hands and no real responsibilities"

>I try to keep from being the angsty halfbreed.

"Well try HARDER you miscegenated little mutt!"

>And do you really think sex would make me happier in some way or are you all just trying to get your jollies watching me give it up?

"Between you and me I suspect its a little of column 'A' and a lot of column 'B' with these folks."

>Which guy are you hoping I get with?

"If you must ask, Jerhal seems a decent type, you likely compatible lifespans, share some cultural values, and the chance of genetic foul-ups in progeny is somewhat lessen by sharing a half."

>I don't really look like a dog-lizard thing, do I?

"If I had a copper for every time a kobold asked me why they're often nicknamed puppyheads... in short... yes. I suspect the resemblance is stronger when viewed from outside the species.

Now then, what was I angry about... oh yesss... that clearly doctored image in your possession, if I continue to see it bandied about we will be forced to 'have words' and I am most curious to test the effects of this new wand... or perhaps I should hand you over to the 'OTHER' side of my family? I'm sure 'they' could find a use for you. Am I understood?"
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No. 28608 ID: 40cb26

>>338404
That jerks comment is just a crude reference to your component parts, which aren't accurate in the first place so it has even less to do with the way you look.

If all we wanted was to see you laid, we'd be basically arguing you to go whore yourself out to whoever showed up. Nah we're just all empathic softies and stuff and so we want you to be happy and learn how to let someone close to you and intimacy and all that. Anything cute and/or sexy that comes of that is simply frosting on the cake.

And on that note, you ever have a crush on someone? Or just someone you thought hot enough you fantasied about them?
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No. 28610 ID: e973f4

>>338404
It's not so much that you're coming across as "the angsty half-breed" as it is that you've kind of been running in a cycle of "talk to us, someone says something you don't like, you get pissy, you justify it by saying being a half-breed sucks" or something like that.

I don't think you even need to have sex with someone, but you do need to get, like, a good friend at least. And stop trying to justify not trying.

>>338407
... Wait a tic. August, are you wearing anything at the moment?
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No. 28611 ID: 8c0848
File 129282541062.png - (75.72KB , 422x652 , 4.png )
28611

>>338407
Oh well, at least I work for a living. I'm not some stuck up noble asshole from an illustrious line of garbage-picking vermin who got mommy and daddy to pay for me while I sit around reading books on how to cast an incantation to wipe my ass for me.

You keep your thinly veiled threats to yourself. From what I've heard about you, I don't even want to know where that wand has been, let alone what it does.
So tell your family they can gnaw on my woodwork, eat my grain supply and breed rampantly in my sewers all they want, it's not going bother me all that much.

Oh yeah, fuck you.
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No. 28612 ID: 70d9eb

>>338410
He's just naked while thinking and talking about a "doctored" gay sex picture, what's weird about that?
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No. 28613 ID: e3f578

>>338408
Not me though. I just say you should just plainly get jiggy with it. Getting laid is fun, so you know the more people getting out there getting laid on their terms the better the world is. Nothing criminal though, yuck.

Ugh, happiness? Is that even possible?
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No. 28615 ID: 0ef56a

>>338362
um
i think holt is a wolf, not a fox
fuze is a fox but um

she has no interest in fuze

I DO HOWEVER~
FUZE WILL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME
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No. 28618 ID: 0405f3
File 129282976811.jpg - (149.47KB , 500x700 , reply3.jpg )
28618

>>338411
I don't have to kill people to prove my worth. My job as a noble is making the goddamn civilization you adventurers are so fond of 'protecting' actually work, or would you 'really' know what to with to a problem where the solution wasn't 'hit it with a sword' or 'set it on fire!' Oh... wait... your own 'romantic troubles' guess we answered that.

Face it, you are a tool doing a tool's job, if you ever want to be more than that you are going to have to spend a few years thinking and "sitting around reading books" before one can even hope to become the hand the uses the tools.

>>338410
As I said here >>336899 yes, I am wearing a loincloth. Not that it really matters in the privacy of my own home... I am not going to get used to this whole 'voices in my head watching everything I do' am I?
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No. 28619 ID: a9cefd

>>338404

I say Jehral because he is just adorable, and together, you'd make a Adorable x2 combo!

That's just about all there is to say on the matter.
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No. 28620 ID: dad664
File 12928299315.gif - (72.44KB , 600x600 , mediator.gif )
28620

>>338418
>>338411

Hey. HEY. Both of you, cut it out. It's a week from fuckin' Christmas, this is NOT the way you want to start the Holidays off. Y'got a beef with each other? Take it t'Crossover Quest. Otherwise keep yer mouths shut and stop stirrin' up trouble in places it don't belong, got it?
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No. 28624 ID: bf1e7e

>>338408

>If all we wanted was to see you laid, we'd be basically arguing you to go whore yourself out to whoever showed up.

So all you want is to see her laid.

gotcha.-
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No. 28626 ID: 6547ec
File 129283396413.gif - (47.40KB , 600x450 , Roz oh my.gif )
28626

>>338420
Oh my~
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No. 28627 ID: 3416ec

>>338426

That is the best animated :3c I've seen.
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No. 28628 ID: 70e5c6

>>338426
D-does that c-count as auto-fellatio? D:
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No. 28629 ID: bffa2a

>>338404

Like a dog in a burlap sack, all wet and miserable, smelling piss. How can you not regurgitate food for it out of maternal instinct.
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No. 28632 ID: a7a85a

>>338426


Roz, why are you the most awesome guy in quest?
That was rhetorical. You just are.
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No. 28636 ID: b6c6fc
File 129286140515.jpg - (40.61KB , 408x300 , hoft3.jpg )
28636

>>338116
it's not just the hair, chicks dig my pristine white fur, and toned muscular body . . . among other things . . .

>>338126
well I have been around the block a couple times, but you're right, I have far to much respect for the ladies to speak of such things.

>I hope you don't call all overweight women bitches
naww, I may not want my women carrying extra weight, but that doesn't mean I'll disrespect em like that, Mint really is just a fat bitch though

>Also Hoft never say "if you had to choose I'd pick X" that's just sending you up shit creek buddy.
hey, I don't want either girl. I'm just saying it as it is,

>>338133
Mint has no loyalty, she's in it for herself, end of story.

>>338384
no your wrong, I'm not a good soldier, I don't know shit about pinkskin training, infact I don't know shit about a lot of things but that's why I'm not a good soldier. We Astranians aren't tough organized brutes who just obey orders, and no amount of training is going to fix that, Astranian Academies focus on training soldiers smart instead.

(Oken is once again willing to answer questions)
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No. 28637 ID: e3f578

>>338436
>but you're right, I have far to much respect for the ladies to speak of such things.
See, stoic muthafucker. Say it, Hoft. Say you're a stoic muthafucker.
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No. 28638 ID: 6fb731

>>338404

Well, most of us are male, so of course we wouldn't mind seeing... more of you. You're an attractive lady, what do you expect? Still, sexual activity done right has lots of physical and mental health benefits, you know.

>>338405

Biological and cultural programming. Hard to get rid of, but it can be a lot of fun.
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No. 28651 ID: 20fc85

>>338404
For your first question, you are exactly like that. Not meant in a insulting way, but it's true. A lot of the time, you lash out at people who try to help, and then realize that you got nobody.

2nd.
The sex thing is a joke. We find sex both humorous and entertaining.

But the point is that we aren't trying to push you toward sex as much as we're pushing for you to get into a relationship. We think a relationship is what you need. Sex is but a side effect. If we wanted sex, we'd likely have suggested things much more sexual.
Either way, many of us are male... so it may be a reason also. I cannot speak for the whole.

3rd. Jehral, mainly cause he's stuck by you, even with the abuse you've treated him to. Taking shots at his height and attitude would normally elicit worse responses from the guy. But he stuck by you anyway... plus he's small and "dawwwable"

4th.
I don't see you as a dog-lizard thing, but I can understand why people may think of you that way. Kobold traits and Dragon Traits tend to do that.

>>338405

It's wired. We're a very sexual species, and our convex reproductive tubes create much ecstasy when moved inside the females concave reproductive receptacle. The Female enjoys this more than the man, often enough...

Either way, our minds like the idea.
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No. 28652 ID: 8c0848
File 129288511246.png - (93.07KB , 514x565 , hey.png )
28652

>>338407
Hey, Auggie. If you're wonderin' about that wand, I got the same one from a bazaar in Rakesh. You gotta try the highest setting. It's pretty awesome. Not really for the faint of heart, but you seem like you can handle it.
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No. 28655 ID: 197650

Oken, have you ever been in a leadership's role? ever had to command people around?

Do you want to be?

Also, why is Mint such a bitch?
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No. 28676 ID: 8092e6

Hey aggeia. is lazuhrek fur worth much? have people gone around skinning lazuhreks and selling their fur for profit?
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No. 28679 ID: d97018

Hey Oken, how do you feel about being the leader or your little escape force? Going alright so far?

Alternatively, Any males at home you have your eye on?
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No. 28680 ID: 8bbd68

http://quest.lv/kusaba/quest/res/263558.html#263589

"As it turns out Fuze is rather good at talking to people."

They wouldn't give it to you just for asking nicely. What horrible things did they have you do!?
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No. 28684 ID: b6c6fc
File 129298781773.jpg - (36.63KB , 408x300 , Fuze2.jpg )
28684

>>338415
this is a joke, correct?

>>338480
from my personal experience, a kind word and calm logical reasoning can get you quite far, regardless the situation you're in.
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No. 28685 ID: e3f578
 

>>338484
Well I suppose this is the mandatory question from Dirtbag. You're less of a stoic motherfucker but I still don't expect an exact number from you of ladies but well... Fuze just how do the ladies treat you when life is actually less frantic? Since your reputation of charisma is so well reviewed and all I can't help but imagine you with some fucking Roses in your mouth and spouting lines such as these when the mood is right.
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No. 28686 ID: 0ef56a

>>338484
RIGHT! A JOKE!

not gonna cry, not gonna cry, not gonnOH GOD
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No. 28707 ID: b6c6fc
File 129303817450.jpg - (38.52KB , 408x300 , Oken9.jpg )
28707

>Oken, have you ever been in a leadership's role? ever had to command people around?
. . . no, though I have the rank Pilot Officer, it's more just an honorary title. I'm kind of in charge of the ships crew, but generally we all just do our own thing, and I don't have to give orders.

>Do you want to be?
no, I'd make a terrible leader. I don't like dealing with people, also I prefer to focus on doing my own job well, rather than telling every one else how to do theirs.

>Also, why is Mint such a bitch?
Mint is a good person, her life was real hard back on Vin-Malor I think, she never talks about her HomeWorld, or her family or anything that happened before she left . . . I don't know what happened to her back then, but bad things tend to harden people.

>Alternatively, Any males at home you have your eye on?
all the males on BattleStation: StarForce are completely trustworthy. I have no reason to suspect anyone of suspicious behaviour, besides looking for traitors is securities job, not mine.
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No. 28717 ID: dad664

>>338507
He meant is there anyone back home you have a crush on. Someone who makes your heart go all aflutter and always makes you laugh and you can't help but blush whenever they talk to you~
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No. 28731 ID: 231561

>>338517
Best description of a crush so far. Which makes me wanna ask...

To anyone willing to answer:
Who was the first person/being/thing you had a crush on?
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No. 28736 ID: b971a3

what is BloodSanctum and why does it involve mass bloodletting?
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No. 28742 ID: 2563d4

>>338536
And drinking, apparently. I guess emofurries don't suffer from blood-borne diseases.
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No. 28760 ID: 8c0848

>>338542
That's what they want you to think. Oken will give you Lyme Disease in a heartbeat.
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No. 28790 ID: bdf739

Mint! Mint! Everyone on the crew seems to think you're mean except for Oken. How do you feel about the other crew members? Give us your impressions of each of them!
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No. 28799 ID: d6aefc
File 129320842687.jpg - (42.17KB , 408x300 , Mint1.jpg )
28799

>>338355
you mean Snowy?
I don't care about his homeworld, it's because he's a deliciously sexy stud.
call me deviant or what ever you want, but it'd be rude NOT to stare at a hot piece of meat like that.

also he's clearly not interested in me, so it's super fun to make him uncomfortable.

>>338536
I don't really pay much attention to the boring ceremonies, but any excuse to eat tasty food seems like a good day to me. I'm pretty sure it's a binding ritual, along the lines of "we all share our blood, so we are as one" or something stupid like that.

>>338542
pretty much

>>338590
I swear if Prince doesn't start doing start doing as he's told like a good little robot, I'm going to strap him to a nuclear bomb and eject him out a cargo hatch

Snow's a meat head, plain and simple. good with a gun, right until he gets shot. I try not to get to attached to his type, they rarely stick around long. at least he's good a doing what he's told

Oken's a sucker, she actually believes all the propaganda the Alliance spews forth like a sponge soaking up water. what's more she's kind off a freak, she doesn't drink, she has no friends, all she ever talks about is flying, hell I don't even think she knows HOW to have fun . . . that said she's a good kid with a lot of enthusiasm, it kinda sucks that the Alliance abuses people like her so much.
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No. 28801 ID: 701a19

>>338599
So you know all about the bugs that are controlling the pinkies, then?
Is there anybody you're interested in back home?
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No. 28805 ID: 8bdb6a

>>338599
WHY ARE YOU EATING YOUR HAT oh it's a sandwich.

Diometricus: Have you ever encountered a type of dreamthing with a monocle and a white suit?

Kole: Are you two days from retirement (because you're too old for this shit)? Or two weeks from getting rotated back home (to get out of this chickenshit outfit)?
Do scellor even get retirements?
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No. 28806 ID: 192c6d

>>338599
Perhaps you must liberate Oken from her foolishness. I have it on good authority that carrot juice and "girl talk", followed by healthy exploration of each others' bodies, is a good method for doing so.
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No. 28807 ID: 25e2c8

Tayza: did you castrate Delkin after learning about the entire genderswap thing?

...Actually, do you plan on castrating Dasaki, too?
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No. 28808 ID: 5eb537

Tayza, did you enjoy our time together? I know I did and I'd love to do it again some time~

http://quest.lv/kusaba/draw/src/129168545759.png
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No. 28809 ID: e973f4

Tayza: Do you like cats?
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No. 28810 ID: 6547ec
File 129322708371.png - (106.45KB , 457x418 , Tayza xmas ITQ1.png )
28810

>>338531
Hmph, a sickly girl with no tits doesn't get a lot of advances in a culture based around beautiful huntresses who somehow balance skill and impossible figures.

Romance was a waste of time anyway. But I suppose I did let my guard down when a certain bird said all the right things.

>>338607
It was surprising to learn that majicka could make such a major change, but it's no reason to hurt a guy.

I'd castrate him for being an asshole, though.
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No. 28811 ID: 3416ec

To all characters: what did you get for Christmas (or other gift-giving winter holiday)?
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No. 28812 ID: 25e2c8

>>338610

>But I suppose I did let my guard down when a certain bird said all the right things.

Speaking of that certain bird, did you castrate Dasaki y-

Oh, you meant Delkin!

>I'd castrate him for being an asshole, though.

Fair point, and I suppose being delegated to mother of Sekani Jr. is a sufficient punishment.
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No. 28813 ID: 6547ec
File 12932288525.png - (114.37KB , 457x418 , Tayza xmas ITQ2.png )
28813

Do I plan on castrating Dasaki too?
>>338608
Yes. Yes I do.
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No. 28814 ID: 6547ec
File 129323013585.png - (95.54KB , 457x418 , Tayza xmas ITQ3.png )
28814

>>338609
They're alright...I guess.
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No. 28815 ID: d96936
File 129323121084.png - (10.87KB , 800x600 , Compensating.png )
28815

>>338611
Alexei gave me this sniper cannon for Eupholimachy Day.
The note says, "To Priestess Myrrhine-
Because sometimes, size matters."
Thanks for the input, Alexei.
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No. 28816 ID: 5eb537

>>338613

But... But I thought we had fun together :<
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No. 28818 ID: dad664

>>338614
Do you realize that wearing a hat only brings that fact that you are naked even further to the forefront?
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No. 28820 ID: d6aefc
File 129325256928.jpg - (40.92KB , 408x300 , Mint2.jpg )
28820

>>338601
on Vin-Malor? HAH! sure, if you like slimeballs . . . which I do! so yeah there's a couple guys, though they've probably got themselves killed.

>>338606
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, with Oken? that would be hilarious, she probably wouldn't even get what was going on! . . . until it was to late! yeah though defiling her innocence would be pretty sweet, I don't think she could take much more emotional trauma. besides after the stunt I pulled at blood sanctum, I probably should lay off the sexual stuff . . . at least for a while.

>>338611
Oken got me this Snowglobe of RayTech Industries, the place were I grew up, she said some thing like "I know you miss the snow, so maybe this can help you remember" It was a real sweet sentiment. almost makes me feel bad for that stunt I pulled . . . almost.

every one else just got me run of the mill stuff like sweets and hats
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No. 28821 ID: b62042

>>338620
what stunt did you pulled out?
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No. 28823 ID: 8bbd68

>>338620

Man Mint that's messed up. You're messed up.

I don't think anyone would want to bed you anyway. I mean, how much fanart is there of you? And you're not exactly the best pe- you're a pretty bad person.
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No. 28824 ID: 6547ec
File 129325888731.png - (94.82KB , 457x418 , Tayza xmas ITQ4.png )
28824

>>338618
Why, do you see something you like?

I'm only wearing this hat because Sekani insisted it'd make Jiniki happy. I don't really get it. We don't even have Christmas.

Clothes get in the way of the hunt. It's not like I have much to hide, anyway.

>>338616
You wish that was canon.
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No. 28827 ID: 6547ec
File 129325967536.png - (8.12KB , 600x450 , umad.png )
28827

What!? How dare he portray someone in a sexual manner! I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS IN THE ANON THREAD! Sure we've had people coming all over a deer and everyone fapping to Rynh in a dress but this is just fucking sick.
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No. 28828 ID: dd45d7
File 129325979119.png - (29.28KB , 350x500 , salbalances.png )
28828

>>338380
>How do you walk with points instead of feet? Is there a secret to this, known only by Nedynvors, Starship Troopers Bugs, and Antlions from Half Life?

[Gyroscopes!]


>>338438 etc

[I still find talking about it to be the least interesting part. Don't get me wrong, though, the neuroses in play here are fun reading...]
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No. 28829 ID: eb7f46
File 129326015787.png - (52.10KB , 500x500 , christmaspartymishaps.png )
28829

HEY TORY, RYNH
I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE PHOTOS FROM THE QUEST OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY FROM LAST NIGHT AND
GUESS WHAT I FOOOOUND~
YOU TWO ARE FUCKING ADORABLE
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No. 28830 ID: 8c1304
File 12932603057.png - (31.66KB , 350x500 , FatAssSal.png )
28830

>>338628
Gyroscopes all you want, that's not possible unless your ass is made of solid ununpentium!

I expected more of you Sal, I thought you where above braking the laws of physics...
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No. 28831 ID: 701a19

>>338628
Hey, Sal, is there anything with DNA left in your system? Think you could check that to approximate what you used to look like way back in the day?

Lyan, same thing?
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No. 28832 ID: 3416ec

>>338629

Tory + Rynh OTP
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No. 28833 ID: 8c1304

>>338630
Oh, and before "stupid thats how gyroids work!", I assumed those where not connected to the body, I might be wrong about that, but I still think that those little things are too small for all that weight
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No. 28834 ID: dd45d7
File 129326301260.png - (29.47KB , 350x500 , salbalances2.png )
28834

>>338630
>>338633
[What, you've never heard of precession? Mine are internal - these toys are just to help demonstrate the principle.]


>>338631
>Hey, Sal, is there anything with DNA left in your system?
[A few percent.]

>Think you could check that to approximate what you used to look like way back in the day?
[I could. What's the point, exactly? Would you ask a cloud for baby pictures? A river?]


>>338618
[Hey, I put on a hat. Does that mean I'm naked now?]
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No. 28835 ID: b252f1
File 129326348210.png - (18.57KB , 800x600 , Merry Christmas.png )
28835

>>338611
Twelve scrapes upon me
Eleven craters I caused
Ten skips on pavement
Nine pointy sticks
Eight monsters drooling
Seven mysterious bruises
Six burning cars
Five scorch marks
Four shrapnel wounds
three bruised ribs
two black eyes
...
...and a cockroach berating me.

At least I've still got my kitten.
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No. 28836 ID: eb7f46
File 129326559444.png - (26.32KB , 500x500 , christmaspartymishaps2.png )
28836

HA HA HA
I FOUND ANOTHER JUICY PIC

SHIT, I THINK ROZ CASCADED ALL OVER HIS METAPHORICAL PANTS WITNESSING THIS
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No. 28837 ID: 3416ec

>>338636

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE
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No. 28838 ID: 8e18cd

>>338636

Requesting more dirty laundry
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No. 28839 ID: 25e2c8

>>338624

>Why, do you see something you like?

...Sure, let's go with that, I guess.

>I'm only wearing this hat because Sekani insisted it'd make Jiniki happy. I don't really get it. We don't even have Christmas.

Do you have an equivalent, then? The birth of that one queen/princess thing that you worship? (I can never remember her name, but I *always* know Lakicia for some reason.)

>Clothes get in the way of the hunt. It's not like I have much to hide, anyway.

What about camouflage? You could be the Big Boss of Rish-kahn; natural camouflage can't work in every area, after all.
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No. 28841 ID: 701a19

>>338634
>[I could. What's the point, exactly? Would you ask a cloud for baby pictures? A river?]

Yes.

Also, why are people talking about balance? I'm more concerned with the fact that, conservatively estimating a contact area of 1cm per foot and a mass of 70kg, you're walking around on 3,430,000 pascals.
If you go on one foot that bumps it up to 6,860,000 pascals, and walking, running, and jumping would all drive that up.

How are you not embedding your feet in the ground?
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No. 28842 ID: 2563d4

>>338627
>everyone
There's that word again.

>>338636
Why are you always gritting your teeth, anyway? Don't you get dental issues?
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No. 28843 ID: eb7f46
File 129327506139.png - (34.70KB , 500x500 , christmaspartymishaps3.png )
28843

>>338637
Pay attention and you'dve seen I was digging through the photos from last night. Fuck if I remember who the photographer was, that camera changed hands more times that night then any of us drunkards remember.

>>338638
S-suppose it was my turn at some point.
A bunch of the girls forced us out of our clothes and made us do this one.
Shit, I don't even remember LW being at the party.

>>338642
W-what teeth are you talking about? Don't see no teeth here.
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No. 28844 ID: 6547ec
File 129327660017.png - (65.11KB , 600x450 , Tayza xmas ITQ5.png )
28844

>>338639
The closest would probably be Sereas, a holiday that was originally built on the concept of sharing your prize with the tribe, but nowadays is more or less the same concept as "christmas". The others usually just buy each other presents, but I prefer to stay true to its intent. Sekani-bird's reaction was pretty funny when I showed him the remains of a small bird I caught.

"Tayza, what are we going to do with all these refuges? We don't really have enough food for them all!"

"They keep poking my antennae and it feels weeeiirrrd."

Oops, gotta go. See you all in Tezakia Quest two, assuming you don't drive off the author first.

So ends Tayza day. Tomorrow I will do more ITQ stuff if you want to ask questions to anyone from TeQ or Venji.
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>>338643
Maybe you didn't see him because he slid in like a smooth motherfucker after the party started and stealth-schmoozed with everyone but you.

Well, either that or you got black-out drunk. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter.
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>>338629
THAT'S NOT ME. Alternate reality versions of yourself don't count! I WAS IN A MILITARY BASE WHEN IT HAPPENED! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

THEY'LL BE CALLING YOU MR. O AFTER THIS, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LITTLE DANGLY PART OFF!
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