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Mauve Silver Dancer
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All right, all right. Let me clear the goddamn air in here.
First off, I'm not in the habit of making webs of lies to trick girls into bed. I may have a mischievous side but I generally only use it as an in to get to know the girls better so I can make my real move. When I lied about my status to Tiny Deer Oken, it was to get closer to her so we could have open communication. I wasn't going to go immediately from letters to her bedroom, even if I wanted to. And speakin' of, I do know when to cut my losses because as sweet as that deer is I had to do it then. And I took some damn risks, too! And I totally came clean with it, too. Fat lot of good it did since she couldn't even hold onto the damn letter.
It's just a lot of the girls around here are hard to even start on because they live in another fucking dimension, or they hate ogres, or some stupid shit.
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Maolla. You know I would never disrespect you. All I was saying was that it was easy to get in your spacepants. And I only said that because it's a fact you openly flaunt. Otherwise, I'd never say something like that about a girl!
And yes, I am jealous. But even without getting into gender politics, you've got the body for it. You think it's easy for me trying to get around looking like this? I'm a fuckin' Ogre for god's sakes.
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Kensuyata. I've actually been quite honest. I am an ogre and never claimed otherwise. I only used the term Oni because that's what you called me. And as for my horn, I just thought it looked neat -- never claimed it was real. But hey, I could argue semantics all day.
The truth is yes, I did accept your challenge simply for a chance to get closer to you. I mean, look at you. You're the very image of righteous fury and noble dignity. And me -- well like I said, I'm a damned ogre. So I studied, and I did my best to learn, but what kind of a chance does a guy like me have with someone like you? None. No chance. No hope.
The only way our two types'll ever come into contact is on the field of battle. So even if it means gettin' bloodied and bruised, it's all I can ever hope to get.
'Course, now all my cards are on the table thanks to these pricks who don't know what an aside is, so I guess the best I can hope for is another ass-kickin'.
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