>>95515
We work for a higher boss, a higher power.

>>95531
That being the Devil Toad, BUT STILL.

Way more important than a generic Magistrate.

....unless the Magistrate is a demon in disguise. Then the magistrate IS a higher power than toad.

ANYWAY.

Harassing Bar Maids? Acting self important when called on it? Unwilling to relent because they think they are protected from reprisals?

TIME FOR THE HEALING FIST OF JUSTICE.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/20(Sun)17:25 No. 95553 ID: 115e3a
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"Such unrepetent wickedness! Truly this is a scourge I must undo! PREPARE TO RECEIVE THE HEALING FIST OF JUSTICE!"

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/20(Sun)17:26 No. 95555 ID: 115e3a
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"Hey guys, come check this guy out. Is he for real?"

[ Select mode of attack | Cancel and slink away with your tail between your legs, you coward ]

>>95555
NOT NEARLY AS REAL AS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE

[Just to be clear, choose whether you want to use the pudao or fight unarmed, and describe how Mu should perform the initial attack.]

Stride towards them confidently and and they are almost sure to throw the first punch, attempt to defeat them unarmed, remember that we don't want to show off our mastery of the deamon step too soon.

Lets start simple with these fellows and work our way up if they show some skill.

>>95563
Lets not bring blades into a bar fight. Walk up to the guy and kick him in the gut. Just a normal kick, mind you, not a Stepped kick.

>>95563
Leap from the table, fist out, into his face.

This is what happens when Toad no longer is there to buffer our suggestions. Uggggh.

>>95555

ONLY THE FIST OF RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE CAN CLEANSE THE ARROGANCE AND CORRUPTION IN THEM!


Dude, this is hilarious and awesome.

>>95555
Oh, if they pull out crossbows, or any projectile weapon that moves faster than those thrown by hand (conventionally), be ready to shout while doing DF to avoid and close the distance.

If you only do it once, and cover the sound at least somewhat, it shouldn't be thought of as anything but: Talented martial artist, with taste for JUSTICE, coming through'.


Don't want to get shot, after all.

>>95722

I know, isn't is absolutely amazing? :D

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/21(Mon)02:16 No. 95853 ID: 115e3a
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>>95558
>>95594
"ONLY THE FIST OF RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE CAN CLEANSE YOUR EVIL"
"Guys, seriously, you gotta check this yokel ou-"
[animated]

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/21(Mon)02:23 No. 95855 ID: 115e3a
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What was that noise?

>>95855
Mu probably did something stupid, now we gotta go bail him out.

>>95855
Keep talking with your old friend.

If Mu is to become a gret martial artist, if Mu is to become a Dragon in his own right, even as you guide him, there must be times he can act and decide his course on his own.


And really, in a bar fight, the odds are good he can handle himself.

If you are genuinely worried, get close enough to see how he is doing, but don't do anything unless he looks to be in danger?

AND LET THE CLEANSING FIST, FILLED WITH VALOR AND HONOR, TEACH THESE SCOUNDRELS OF JUSTICE!

GO, KAMEN RI- MU, MU, I MEANT MU.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/21(Mon)15:34 No. 96037 ID: 115e3a
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The Devil Toad snuck into a vantage point, observing how the battle faired. Mu had thrown himself towards his enemies with little regard for safety. What did Mu do? What only a warrior monk of the Wind Temple could. His battle strategy however was unique to Mu alone.

[ DRAW YOUR BATTLE PLAN FOR THE NEXT ROUND. BONUS POINTS FOR SPIRITED ONE-LINERS ]

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/12/21(Mon)15:39 No. 96042 ID: 6faa8c
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>>96037
Double DF at the archer dude, then a high right kick at his head. Take him out first and get on the table.
If you can utilize the momentum of DF as part of a strike, do so!

>>96042
FEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE FIST OF JUSTICE! MU THE MIGHTY WILL POUND EVIL INTO THE EARTH!

[ RULE CLARIFYAN TIEM

Mu may take one regular step per round or two running steps (mark in black). In addition, he may use the Demon Flash Step for three additional steps (mark in blue). You may use one or more of the DFS-steps as kicks as part of a combo. You may perform one other attack per turn (punch, kick, joint-lock, throw, etc). Mark attacks in red.

Extra points for detailed descriptions, extra points for INSPIRATIONAL ONE-LINERS]

Suggestion 2009/12/21(Mon)15:55 No. 96062 ID: 632862
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>>96056
FEEL THE POWER OF MY SOLE, EVIL DOER!

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/21(Mon)16:17 No. 96079 ID: 6164e0
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>>96037
THE WAY OF JUSTICE

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/21(Mon)16:40 No. 96088 ID: 115e3a
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"YOU BASTARD! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE FOR THAT!"

The guard swung his sabre at Mu!

[ RHYME TO DODGE AND DISARM! ]



[ THIS IS A BONUS EVENT, BATTLE PLAN APPLICATIONS ARE STILL ACCEPTED ]

>>96088
"Your brains are that of a gnat!"

My ryme-fu is weak ;-;

>>96088
A pity you're too slow and fat...

>>96088
A FOLLOWER OF JUSTICE IS ALWAYS AN ACROBAT!
NOW TASTE THAT WHICH YOUR ARROGANCE BEGAT!

DOUBLE RHYME BONUS

>>96109
RHYME FOLLOW-UP!

You who fight for a corrupt local autocrat,
One likely no more noble than a dingbat,
To me, your strength of arms is diddlysquat!
Now, enough of words and rhymes, enough chitchat,
'TIS TIME FOR MY RIGHTEOUS FIST TO BE THE DIPLOMAT!

Suggestion 2009/12/22(Tue)03:45 No. 96502 ID: e2020c
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*GASP* *GRAB* BIT OF A HEAD!!
*SWING* *PING* FIND BELLY BED!!

Just step on his chest. Then throw his sabre if it misses disable and use his second man as a human shield

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/22(Tue)14:48 No. 96631 ID: 115e3a
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"A pity you're too slow and fat!"
The guard swung wildly, angered by Mu's retort. He missed.
Many strategies flowed through Mu's head, the best being
>>96042
>>96062
>>96079
Which strategy did Mu choose?

[ DODGE SUCCESSFUL START OFFENSIVE RHYME TO DISARM ]

>>96631

He uses this plan:
>>96079


But only after using this rhyme for QUAD RHYME BONUS:
>>96194

FOR JUSTICE, AND THE HEALING POWER OF A RIGHTEOUS FIST!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/27(Sun)10:29 No. 99089 ID: 115e3a
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"ENJOY THE BITTER TASTE OF JUSTICE!"
[Animated]
A guard has been incapacitated!

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/27(Sun)10:31 No. 99090 ID: 115e3a
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The guards quickly armed themselves, as Mu took shelter behind the brazier.

[Enter plan of action]

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/27(Sun)11:26 No. 99094 ID: 6164e0
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>>99090
Currently, they just think we a re a martial artist, we haven't done any fancy stuff. Let's try to keep that hidden for now.

TACTICOOL PLAN

Suggestion 2009/12/27(Sun)11:45 No. 99103 ID: 059c31
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Flip up the brazier and use it as an arrow shield while pivoting around north

Blocking the spear thrust (put the spear
between us and the guy to the south while stepping north)

Fling the brazier at the guy to the south

Step north onto that bench and kick that spearman away while holding his spear (keep the spear)

Then start the next round by menacing the guy with the bow using your new spear!

>>99103

This building is made of wood and paper.

Please do not flip the brazier over.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/28(Mon)08:29 No. 99863 ID: 115e3a
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Mu jumped behind the brazier for cover, hoping to avoid both causing a fire and revealing his Demon Arts.
[Animated]

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/28(Mon)09:04 No. 99888 ID: 115e3a
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"Yeah how do ya like that scumbag?"
Hrrrgh...

Struck by the archer's arrow, Mu writhes in pain, as the guards draw near.

[ Attempt escape | Surrender | Keep fighting ]

>>99888
Escape, he who fights and runs away..

>>99888
so uhh, just how struck are you by that archer's arrow? I mean, if you think you can still fight now would be the time to just screw not letting them know you can Flash Step and going all out.

But if you don't think you can keep fighting, then I suppose running is the best option.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/28(Mon)10:10 No. 99915 ID: 115e3a
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M-must... g't awah. Hrgh...
Mu feebly staggers towards the exit as the guards laugh at his efforts.

[ Pass out | Kick the brazier | Charge two guards ahead with everything you have left | Surrender ]

>>99915
Demon arts time.

Charge in between guards, use one DF to finish closing distance, then one DF kick to the face each.

>>99924
Since I really doubt they are going to let you surrender, this seems like the best chance, if you are lucky someone nearby will rescue you because they wanted those guys beaten up.

>>99924

This one, charge those two bastards and kick their faces in. Hopefully someone in the bar will keep you from getting killed, having people getting killed is not really good publicity for bars.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/28(Mon)11:07 No. 99943 ID: 115e3a
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K-kick 'eir fac's in. G't to... keep movin.
[animated]

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/12/28(Mon)11:13 No. 99946 ID: 115e3a
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N-n'rly out. Hrrgh....

>>99946
As a child, you managed to get out fine from being trapped underwater, suffocating, with a big rock on your chest.

An arrow in the shoulder is going to take you out? After all the times you survived Zhao? After the pummeling Quan The Goblin gave you? It is one wound, only one, focus on that, draw resolve from it. And focus.

If Mu does indeed pass out then we need the demon toad to get in there.

Berate the guard for nearly killing what is obviosly a weakminded simpleton with a good heart. I mean who else would pick a fight with armed guards over a barmaid? And with such incredibly lame one liners? The kid has obviosly been hit in the head once to many by his master.

In short shame the bastards for beating up a retard.

Also, Mu, don't you fucking dare to pass out or the toad will bring up this story every time your about to get lucky. Imagine it, an immortal freaky toadthing cockblocking you for the rest of your life. You had better focus your chi to stop the bleeding and then run like a motherfucker.

>>99964
I doubt the guards are going to care that he's just some idealistic punk, he just kicked one of their heads around. That's some serious shit.

>>99965

It's not so much about making the guards care as it's about making the innkeeper and customers care. Killing an idealistic punk in cold blood while everyone knows he's a bit weak in the head is different from killing some random guy that attacked them.