Gulketi 2017/07/19(Wed)18:08 No. 816942 ID: c9f250
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Oh gosh. I don't know if I'm ready for this.

Siphon said I was lounging around the base too much and not spending enough time on quests, so she pushed me out the door to go do some... shopping? For some reason?

But I kinda... got a little distracted... preening myself. ... K-ketza fluff is really distracting, OK?

And I, um, may have forgotten pretty much everything I was supposed to buy. And now I'm locked out.

But... that's okay! I have ᵯ200 of this place’s currency to spend, and I think I even remember which way the mall is!

Um, what kind of store should I look for? I haven't been inside before.

>>816942
Look for a porn store.

Toys Not 4 Kids.

>>816942
Instead of shopping why not go explore the town maybe go make friends with that Skif guy he seemed cool.

The adult sort of store. You're an adult, right? Adults go to adult stores.

Look for a sand castle. I'm sure that's what stores look like here.

also check status, inventory, relationship, preening progress, and technology(Magic) screens.

Go to the food store! You're a big guy and you need lots of food to fill you up, so you need to go eat all the food! Unless being in ketza form makes the amount you need to eat much smaller. But still! You're probably sick of whatever food you've always been eating on the ship, so this is your chance to go find something new to eat!

>>816942
Food. Taste the local cuisine!
Maybe a clothing store too so the crew can blend in better.
Also some local entertainment stuff so you can get more of a feeling for the culture.

Go to the soup store for clothes! It's the one place you should be looking for clothes.

I think looking for that Skif guy sounds like a good idea. He might help you shop!

Toys 4 Not Kids

Also, why am I the first person to say:

"Speep."

>>816956
Speep isn't a store!

Okay, WHO did you guys steal that m from?

Look for a food store, buy all the cheap food you can, and take it to your ship for processing.

You should probably go to a clothing store. Everyone on this planet wears clothes, so if you're walking around naked they'll either think you're an animal or an exhibitionist. And then the police will chase you out of the mall. So get clothes first!

Gulketi 2017/07/19(Wed)19:06 No. 816968 ID: c9f250
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>>816956
SPEEP!!!

Did anyone see that? Okay, let's pretend that didn't happen.

You should go to Toys Actually 4 Kids and hide in a dollhouse. That'll surprise somebody!

Okay. Why don't you go to a big huge mall, and buy lots of random inexpensive but useful things from a HUGE variety of stores! That way you are more likely to get something useful that Siphon won't be upset with!

You should go to the mall, look into the user section of the mall.

Go to the oddly Convenient Store; maybe they have what you were looking for before you forgot.

Going to the SHOPPING CENTER, yeah, that's the one, there's one store that Siphon would definitely want you to visit instead of her.

Toys 4 Not Kids

Also, this may be a bit early but, once you get to the mall, don't accidentally get stuck inside a vent shaft.

Gulketi 2017/07/20(Thu)05:50 No. 817106 ID: c9f250
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> Food!
Food sounds nice. I'll get something to eat first while I try to come up with an actual plan.

> Toys 4 Not Kids
I don't think Siphon would send me to the store to—

... no, Siphon would definitely send me to the store to buy sex toys if she realized I was too distracted to object.

> Clothes
Yeah! I'll get some nice things to wear. ...I hope nobody minds that I'm naked right now.

> also check status, inventory, relationship, preening progress, and technology(Magic) screens.
All the screens are inside, so that will have to wait until I get back.

... Wow. I'm not used to places feeling this big.

Gulketi 2017/07/20(Thu)05:50 No. 817107 ID: c9f250
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First things first. Time to pick a flavor. ... Oh gosh I don't recognize almost any of these. I'd better get a couple flavors to be safe.

ICE CREAMS:
Vanilla
Chocolate
Strawberry
Thin Mint
Ralian Road
Lizard Lemon
Dragon Delight
Kobold Krunch
Panvari Peanut Butter
Ski-thra Smore
El'himzen Pecan
Pam Special

>>817107
are we sure Ketza's can have chocolate we wouldn't want to cause a scene...
Dragon, Kobold put the kobold under the dragon though.
or you could just ask for samples.

I wonder what Kobold Krunch is. Try that one with whatever else you might like. Maybe that Ski-thra Smore one?

>>817107
>No prices.
Awesome, free ice cream!

Get 1 of each flavor!

Ask them if they have any secret or special flavors. Something with a kick. Something to arouse your taste buds like never before!

I mean, everyone knows what the best flavor is. Just get like five scoops of strawberry.

Ask if they have Durian.
It's deliscious but in my experiance every ice cream place that carries it keeps it in back.

Go for Dragon Delight.

>>817114
>no pricetag means it's free hahaahah!!!
You are, literally, the third-worst type of person in existence.

>>817131
>You are, literally, the third-worst type of person in existence.
As someone who was once a cashier. I must second this.

Ask if you're able to sample one of everything, surely he'll let a new customer try flavors to ensure they buy something!

If you wanna go for a safe bet Vanilla but if you wanna try something new go for Lizard Lemon.

>>817131
>>817132
Wow, I can't believe you guys took that seriously. It's this new thing called "a joke". You should try it sometime.

Obviously, Gulketi is gonna pay for it because he's not a thief.

>>817107
Chocolate and mint. Literally cannot go wrong.

>>817137
I think they were only joking back, not taking it seriously. relax :)

vanilla. just boring ol' vanilla.

>>817107
Lizard Lemon
Strawberry

>>817142
That's the internet in a nutshell for ya. It's hard to tell if someone's being serious or not.

>>817137
It stops being a joke when you hear it 8-10 Times a Day, Every day.
Everyone else thought it was a funny joke too.
No. No it was not. Twas only a source of silent, festering rage.

Thin Mint, Dragon Delight, Kobold Krunch, Panvari Peanut Butter, oh my! So many flavors to get! Through careful deliberation and grueling scientific research, you've narrowed it down to just these four. Also, pretty moth!

Panvari Peanut Butter

>>817107
kobold krunch. sounds like it has bones in it

Ralian Road, if it's is what I think it is (Rocky Road) then it's good.

Buy the Amtsvane Apple from the hidden menu!

Gulketi 2017/07/21(Fri)19:00 No. 817377 ID: c9f250
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> Kobold Krunch, but also every other flavor

Can do! So that's ᵯ3 spent, and I'll just have to use my Superior Navigation Skills to find my way forward while eating.

Oh, there's the sex store! Do I just... walk in? I could try to talk to the cashier, or look at naughty outfits, or head to the back... or browse around and see what catches my eye.

... Should I be worried about how tiny and cute I am?

>>817377
nah! you'll be fine. Just walk in and start appraising the wares with your masterful eye.

>>817377
Walk in and yell about how you're a nudist.

>>817377
walk in and yell "HELLO I AM A FLUFFY BIRD THING PRESENT ME WITH YOUR FINEST SEX!"

You can't go into a store like that without any hands free! Also you look even more like a kid while eating ice cream. Sit down and finish off one of those cones, at least.

>>817377
Just walk in. You're already naked, you'll fit in fine.

You should be. You must become tinier and cuter! But finish your ice cream first. It's rude to bring that into the store!

>>817392
>>817408
Don't fall victim to the nature of the ketza, you're not as easily swayed as Chei. Just walk in and calmly ask for recommendations for a girl you're shopping for. also maybe a vibrating preening brush

Who's that in front of you? You should wait and see what that person does first.

>>817408
This is a perfect, fool proof plan that you will in no way regret.

Do this.

>>817411
> You can't go into a store like that without any hands free!

This, exactly. Make your way through the mega-cone (slowly, don't get an ice cream headache), then go in.

>>817377
lodge yourself in the largest cleavage you can find past those doors

Gulketi 2017/07/24(Mon)14:30 No. 818118 ID: c9f250
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> finish the ice cream, slowly
Problem solved!

Gulketi 2017/07/24(Mon)14:30 No. 818119 ID: c9f250
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> "HELLO I AM A FLUFFY BIRD THING PRESENT ME WITH YOUR FINEST SEX!"
> This is a perfect, fool proof plan
> Don't fall victim to the nature of the ketza[...]Just walk in and calmly ask for recommendations
Right. Just be calm and responsible, which I totally am.

"Hello I am a fluffy bird thing in search of the finest sex."

Nailed it.

"Well you're in the right place! I sense you have a lot of curiosity and skittishness! Just look around or ask me anything and I'll do my best to help! And you don't look like you're from around here, what kind of fluffy bird thing are you?"

"Oh, um, I'm a ketza. Which is definitely a normal thing to see where I'm from, which is somewhere a ways away, and definitely not space."

"What a coincidence, I'm from somewhere a ways away and definitely not space too! This town must be pretty popular. I ended up here in my journey to spread joy and test my wares on as many subjects as possible! By the way my name's Kilra."

"P-popular? Huh. Oh right, my name's Gulketi. Gulketi the ketza. Yep."

"Well, fluffy bird, I sense some very interesting kinks from you already. So tell me, what kind of Sexperience™ are you aiming for?"

>>818119
"Well, I got bored experimenting with post-cheesegrater hypervore neotransformation, do you have anything further along the recursive irony axis?"

>>818119
"Watching ladies try on clothing is definitely a kink of mine and this is not in anyway a shenanigans."

>what kind of Sexperience™ are you aiming for?
Public exhibitionism with a sex shop shopkeeper in the middle of a sex shop.

>>818126
>>818124
Wait no don't forget that ketzas don't work like amtsvane, if you think too much about all these weird ideas and leave your tilde unchecked you might get an- oh no.

You should probably ask the shopkeeper to direct you to the clothing department.

>>818119
>Nailed
:|

>>818124
This.
>>818126
And this.

It cannot be more perfect.

"Y-you're the expert, why n-not show me some choices?"

The cute stutter is very important~

>>818149
nail this~

>>818119
"Size differences. Suppose, hypothetically, I was much larger, and all my parts were proportionally larger. And, say, you weren't."

Gulketi 2017/07/25(Tue)22:01 No. 818463 ID: c9f250
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> hit on kilra, then clothing

"Sexperience, um...

Y-you're the expert, why n-not give me some choices?"

"Oh, a chance to use my special skills~ Don't worry, you're in great hands! To start with I'm getting some strong size difference vibes off of you. Into the big ladies?"

"I-I can be very big!"

"Oh, a polymorphing type~? Big green monster scooping up anyone that catches his eye?"

"U-umm! S-something like that?"

"Then you should hit me up some time! I'd love to see what you're capable of. And I can be quite a challenge myself~"

Oh gosh.

...did I mention I don't have perfect control over staying in ketza form? So soft and poofy and easily distracted-- I mean, um, I'd better not let my FLUFF METER get too high if I don't want to suddenly turn back into an amtsvane. Which I probably shouldn’t do in the middle of a shopping center. I'd better only ask a few more questions before I head over to look at the kinky clothing. Surely that will be nice and relaxing. and nothing unexpected will happen.

Remind us of all the things that could possibly set off your fluff meter. So we can avoid them, of course.

>>818463
Here's a good question to ask:
"C-could you please preen me?"

>>818463
Is there a small form like the ketza that you can turn into which is easier to control? If you get too riled up you should leave and go somewhere to calm down like a bathroom.

Describe Siphon to her and ask if she's got anything that she'd like.

Can you convert fluff meter into tilde meter? I feel like in the worst case scenario, the latter is much less dangerous to max out than the former.

Ask her if she's got anything calming or relaxing around here, and if not, you should probably break off conversation before you go into maximum overpoof.

>>818463
"Please demonstrate any preening-related products. On me."

>>818463
That's weird. Her hands are oddly shaped. Like they're normal sized hands instead of the giant oven mitt sized hands that neumono normally have. How weird!

>>818480
Shh, look I'll go fix it later, I was focusing on the goofy faces.

>>818494
Hmmm, I see your point. Those goofy faces are important to the story! XD

>Fluff Meter too high
Ask her if she can pat you and hug you.

I know it says Korli but it's just to gad dang fittin.
>>/draw/27711
>>/draw/27471

What increases fluff meter and what decreases it?

Gulketi 2017/07/26(Wed)09:44 No. 818561 ID: c9f250
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> Remind us of all the things that could possibly set off your fluff meter.

There's getting teased, getting preened, loud noises, getting too lewd...

> Is there a small form like the ketza that you can turn into which is easier to control?

I haven't really tried to polymorph anything else. Now probably isn't the best time to practice.

> Preening

"I can be fun when I'm small too! You c-could preen me and feel all my soft fluff right now i-if you wanted to~!"

"Sure thing, cutie!"

Gulketi 2017/07/26(Wed)09:44 No. 818562 ID: c9f250
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...That was nice.

Oh, it's the lady I saw walking in. Should I say hi?

>>818562
"Hello nice lady how are you on this fine day?" initiate the ketza greeting ritual of rubbing your body on the other person.

FLUFF HUG

Hmm, Daatra said that she has a fluff fetish. Also domination something something orgasm denial.

You should hug Daatra's leg and beg her to "please be gentle and not forceful with you".

>>818562
Compliment her amazing hips!

Go be cute to the nice lady.

If your fluff meter starts to get too high, get the shopkeer to duck out the back door with you. You'll be outside then, and won't break anything getting big! (Well except maybe the shopkeeper, hopefully in a good way).

"Hey pretty lady"

>>Go be cute to the nice lady.
>>818595

yeah, sure! She's only worried about getting spotted by people who know her in the sex shop! Being accosted by strangers is perfectly fine!

Gulketi 2017/07/26(Wed)20:17 No. 818712 ID: c9f250
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> Say hi cutely

Okay, I'll speep up at her and take it from there.

"DAATRA CHECK OUT THIS SCARF--"

Is that... Ceridwen, here? She looks panic! Oh no! I'm panic!

She's not wearing any pants! Quick, save her from embarrassment in front of her friend!

>>818712
Your meter's almost maxed! Imminent danger! Run for it!

Helpfully point out she forgot her pants. Clothes wearing creatures appreciate such reminders!

Then run and hide behind the shopkeeper.

Panic beeping!

ALERT: FLUFF LEVEL CRITICAL! Oh, no! You can't risk maxing out FLUFF and turning into a amtsvane in here! FLEE! Say nothing, turn and flee as quick as you can out of this store and preferably the mall! You should not be in a enclosed space right now!

What can bring your FLUFF levels down? Because you'll need to do that before returning to the mall.

SPEEP

Run up to her and hug her leg and tell her she needs to help with your fluff meter so you don't explode and destroy the mall and also try not to knock her down while you're panicking

>>818712
Run away before you turn giant and destroy the mall! You'd make Ceridwen mad if you did that and don't want to make her mad do you?!

>>818725
This

Raptie 2017/07/27(Thu)00:24 No. 818783 ID: ed67d9

>>818725
SPEEP. Agreed with the speep.

Speep and panic!

Amaranth 2017/07/27(Thu)01:18 No. 818796 ID: ed67d9
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Make look cute this bow for Amaranth-so-styli—

Apologize profusely Amaranth does to existing quest. Leave now Amaranth with haste.

>>818796
That bow looks great on you, Amaranth. See you later.

Bye bye Amaranth-so-contemporary...

...

What just happened.

Anyway, resume panicking!

Resume Speeping

>>818795
BULL RUSH Ceridwen back into the dressing room.>>818796
quite cute amerath

Close yours eyes for a moment and try to calm down before greeting Ceri, obviously they must know each other so you have to make Ceri look good in front of her friend!

>>818796
Preen Gulketi a bit as you leave Amaranth-so-fashionable, we need to get him to turn into an amtsvane.

Don't flee! You still need the cute counter girl's number.

>>818795
speep right into her dragon bits

Gulketi how full is your (boy)MILK stat?

Gulketi 2017/07/30(Sun)23:52 No. 819670 ID: c9f250
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speep speep SPEEP SPEEP SPEEP--

Gulketi 2017/07/30(Sun)23:53 No. 819671 ID: c9f250
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...everything is belly rubs and preening...

"He's adorable."

"Gulketi... Daatra"

"S-speep~"

...oh. We're not in the mall anymore.

"But why are you here?"

"Siphon sent me to buy something, but being a ketza is so distracting I forgot what it was and then I had ice cream and then I want to the Not 4 Kids store because it's probably why Siphon sent me here. I mean, let's be real."

Ceridwen looks even more shocked at the mention of Siphon. Strange.

"So he's your friend? How'd you two meet?"

Oops, the totally-not-too-intimate preening made me forget that this is a new acquaintance. And she's probably never heard of an amtsvane or a duduk or a ketza. Better let Ceridwen take care of introductions.

Is there anything I should bring up to make sure we start off on a good foot?

You've got two dicks! And they're both bigger than her!

Also, your fluff meter is draining fast. This will not do! Get preened harder!

You should tell Daatra that she's very pretty.

please keep preening me

>>819682
this times goatee

Fail to notice your boner.

You still haven't told her she is pretty yet.

>>819670
>Top left corner.
Amaranth and her pink bow?

>>819671
>Daatra
Well, now you know her name.

>Is there anything I should bring up to make sure we start off on a good foot?
Comment on Daatra's amazingly thicc hips and thighs!

>>819671
"pwease ignore anything tied with a ribbon."

>>819690
Well, considering half tilde bar... it should be showing

Please keep preening me! You're so pretty! W..will you preen me forever?

She must know how pretty you think she is~

Gulketi 2017/08/04(Fri)20:08 No. 820513 ID: c9f250
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Oh, we're back at the mall. Also, uh, aardvark? Gotta love aardvarks.

So comfy...

Gulketi 2017/08/04(Fri)20:08 No. 820514 ID: c9f250
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Oh no. No more petting!

"S-speep I'm free??"

"For now. An alpha always toys with her prey for a while before going for the strike~"

"S-speep!? Oh gosh are you um. You're pretty."

"Ssss!?" Now she's blushing too.

"Didn't you have to shop for Siphon or something?"

"Maybe? I don't know?? Aaaa."

"Sshhhsspeep.

"--Just be calm. Go shopping. Check out all the, um, toys. We'll meet again later! GO FORTH TINY KETZA AND LOOK AT ALL THE FUN SEX TOYS FOR SEX WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT SEE USE PRETTY SOON."

"speep!"

Gulketi 2017/08/04(Fri)20:09 No. 820515 ID: c9f250
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They're going off to another store... leaving me all by myself in an aisle full of sex toys with a tilde bar just shy of getting really embarrassing. At least Ceriketza won't have to deal with that problem.

What kind of toys should I buy? Ideally something I can use to fluster Siphon back, but that's kind of really hard! A-and things to use on newer friends.

>>820515
Buy literally everything that looks like Siphon doesn't have one of them. She will probably thank you for all the new things to play with.

Get her some socks.

That purple thing to your right

Gulketi, are you licking that item

>>820515
The pencil

>>820516
https://pastebin.com/zviy1f6S for reasons involving NSFW links and being lazy here is a list.

>>820519
also gulketi don't touch things if you aren't buying them ESPECIALLY with your tongue!

Hey you probably shouldn't lick those, even if they are clean.

I'm not sure what you could possibly fluster Siphon with, but look for anything they're selling that needs to be plugged into a wall. You might have to try an easier friend to fluster. There's a certain grouchy friend of yours who definitely needs a handful of vibrating mechanical products and would fluster easily, and maybe you should set aside one to give to your new lizardy friend as a token of friendship when you next see her.

>>820515
>At least Ceriketza won't have to deal with that problem.
If only he knew~.

Hey, what's that in the bottom right of the picture? That better not be Ceri's stuff because it was already established that Daatra picked all of that up and is carrying it and Ceri!

But if that's the business suit that Ceri put over your head earlier, then buy that!

Buy a ballgag to use on Siphon.

I don't know what that purple thing to the right is but it is large and purple and roughly egg shaped and will be perfect for Siphon.
Also where is that Bizznezz suit you just had on you need to find it and buy it cause Business ketza.
Or mayhaps BUSINESS SIPHON!

>>820521
Pankank you Glorious Fuck return my sides this instant!

Buy matching color-coded vibrators for each member of your party, so they don't get mixed up. Don't forget Prince Chei, you'll see him soon!

>>820515
Be sure to check the sex toys for quality by licking them.

>what get
Lessee, what hasn't been suggested yet.

*Slave collars.
*A mouse trap, to fluster Siphon
*The most complicated set of sex dice
*Buttplugs

I like the idea of egg-based toy.

Don't forget to get Siphon the most exotic (to totally-not-aliens) lube you can find, because she totally collects lube right? To experiment with using one planet's lube on another's races, like bird juice on Ceri~

Gulketi 2017/08/07(Mon)01:34 No. 820872 ID: c9f250
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> Gulketi, are you licking that item
I-I wasn't!

> That purple thing to your right
Oh, that's Ceridwen's backpack. I think Daatra was too distracted by ketza to grab it.

Should I take it with me for safekeeping?

Yes. But that means you will have to go to the user section of the store, as they will be heading there after ice cream break.

Yeah, take it with you. You'll meet up with her again sooner or later, and if it gets stuck in a lost and found box somewhere she'll probably never find it.

Yeah. It's for camping with you guys anyway and pretty much full, so she doesn't need it yet! She'll thank you later.

Keep bag safely for now, Ceri may need your fuzzyness soon with ice cream!

You should pack it with sex toys. Ceri will appreciate your help, later!

Well, you definitely should not just leave it lying around. But she might get upset when she realizes she forgot it. Finish your shopping around here and then go find her.

>>820878
Yes, Ceri's been having trouble keeping her tilde levels down. Get her a vibrator that she can keep under her clothes and turn on when she's having Tilde Troubles™ as a gift from a friend.

>>820872
hold onto that stuff.
also write "Sexy Dragon lady" on it so you don't lose it.

>>820872
Hold onto it and don't spend her money!

Gulketi 2017/08/08(Tue)18:50 No. 821189 ID: c9f250
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> mouse trap
'Instant bondage, just throw at target.' Sounds good.

> so many vibrators
Okay, I got a twelve pack.

> complicated sex dice
How do you even interpret these? This might take some experimenting.

> exotic lube
Got it!

> 20 foot THE GIANT
I-I think I'll be okay without that!

> keep Ceri's things safe
Backpack obtained.

> put everything in the backpack
Of course!


Well, that shop is done. Clothing is next, I think? There's apparently a lizard clothing store and a mammal clothing store. Where to?

Walk into the lizard clothing store because that's totally what ketzas are and you are definitely a ketza

>>821189
Waaaaiit a minute! You just put everything in the backpack, but you never mentioned anything about paying for any of that! You just stole all of that stuff, didn't you?! Bad Gulketi! No stealing! Go back and pay for all of that!

rolled 3 = 3

---

>complicated sex dice How do you even interpret these? This might take some experimenting.

Lets roll one of the dice, and try it now and see what happens!

go to user section of the store

>>821189
Don't Pay let the sexy lagomorph lady find you like a game of "Super Sexy Adamantium Siphon and chei the prey." she might even lock you up in a dungeon like a game of "Mistress Siphon and the Misbehaving Chei."

>>821189
which store you go to depends on if female Ketza's have boobs or not if they do go to Mammal store if they don't go to Lizard store.

>>821189
Reptile store!

>There's apparently a lizard clothing store and a mammal clothing store. Where to?
Ask the nice counter bunny lady if you count more as a lizard or a mammal cause you're not sure either is technically right. You're sort of a fluffy lizardish thing?

Woah how'd I miss this quest intersecting with dragon romance this is great aaaaAAA

Make sure you pay for those sex items and maybe flirt some more, then head to the Love Yourself store, because you're neither a mammal nor lizard; plus it sounds like a nice place to 'love yourself' with those items you just bought!

You totally won't make a large-breast birb angery or run into any shenanigans along the way!

Gulketi 2017/08/18(Fri)20:24 No. 823698 ID: c9f250
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> Pay
Of course I paid! Even if I'm not sure where Siphon got this money.

> depends on if female Ketzas have boobs
Reptile store it is. Oh, the clerk fell asleep.

Fuzzily hug him awake

You don't have to pay if he's not awake. Go find something in your size!

>>823698
holy shit is that Vibrant?
is Vibrant wearing clothes?

go say hi

>>823705
>Vibrant
Who?

>>823707
The blue one in the background.

>>823708
Still doesn't tell me who that is.

>>823698
Buy a shirt for Siphon, and yourself. See if there's anything that would fit your red science lady friend.

>>823713
https://tgchan.org/wiki/The_World_Is_Mine[/spoiler]

>>823717
Oh, now I get it!

Your tilde bar is pretty high. Go find some pants before you suffer the same fate as Ceridwen. That fish lizard over there knows what's up.

Meme shirts. Really.

Wake up the clerk and ask them if they have any shirts with strategically placed holes in the front.
Also, ask them if they can make shirts with custom logos on them. Yeah, I want a shirt with Ceri's face on it.

Lastly, ask the blue guy how much for his pants.

>>823698
wear Clerks shirt

Wake up the clerk and scold him. There's a thief on the lose in the mall, so he needs to be on guard! Drooling on the counter is also unsanitary! And this poor fish reptile looks like he needs assistance!

Unless he's actually dead. Don't scold him if he's dead.

>holy shit is that Vibrant?
Given what happened with Korli Kilra, that's probably Varbont.

>Oh, the clerk fell asleep.
Look around the store and find a cute hat to perch on the sleeping clerk's head.

>Shirts
Find an illustrated "dicks" shirt for yourself.

Gulketi 2017/08/30(Wed)15:53 No. 826193 ID: c9f250
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> hug him awake

This is comfy.

...I think he's even less awake now.

>>826193
Well I guess it is nap time then go ahead and sleep on the counter.

>>826193
>even less awake
Oh no! Did you smother him with your fluff?!

You need mouth to mouth, stat!

Give him a nudge.

MaximumNUZZLE

Nibble him awake.

How do Ketzas wake people up? Preening? Preening.

Looks like he's having a nice dream. We need to change that.

Whisper subliminal things into his ear such as, "You're getting demoted", "Your shoes are untied", "The ice cream is melting", "Your lover just left you.", and lastly.. *mosquito sounds*.

Enlist the lizard's help in waking up that clerk with his big slappy tail!

Gulketi 2017/09/01(Fri)00:32 No. 826584 ID: c9f250
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> Preening.

I think he's awake now.

"hello sir, may I be shown your finest shirts"

Ask them if they can make shirts with custom logos on them. It's draw-a-dress time!

say "your whole life is a lie and you need to wake up" and just walk away and buy a shirt from a different store and hope you never meet them again

>>826586
Yes.

"hello I would like to buy one clothes please"

>>826584
Offer to buy the shirt off his back. Clearly it's the best shirt here or he wouldn't be wearing it.

>>826622

Gulketi 2017/09/03(Sun)21:50 No. 827481 ID: c9f250
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>>826229
>>826586
>>826589
>>826622
>>826770

I know exactly what to say.

"Hello you're demoted I would like to buy a shirt your whole life is a lie can I buy the shirt you're wearing wake up before it's too late."

"S-Security?"

i am the security, yes

i would like to see your finest customizable shirts

heh, he thinks your name is Security. how funny. Better let him know your name is not Security, but is actually Gulketi

"No, my name is Gulketi."

>>827486
No, this is Gulketi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzOXtXm8p0

Hello I love you can you make a shirt with Ceri's face on it?

>>827498
yes

I recommend kissing

>>827486
Perfect.

Gulketi 2017/09/07(Thu)17:00 No. 828724 ID: c9f250
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"No my name is Gulketi I love you can you make a shirt with Ceri's face on it?"

"Riiight. Hello, uh, Gulketi. I don't even... you want a custom shirt?"

"E-excuse me is it okay if I try on something like this shirt."

>>828724
tell the nice lizard man yes and ask him if he has heard of the nice dragon lady that you met a couple of days ago that hugged you and if he thinks you should marry her.

just nod and act cute

>>828727

I agree.

i like your shirt how much is it can i take it home

>>828724
nod, say yes, and then start speeping.

Gulketi 2017/09/08(Fri)00:31 No. 828835 ID: c9f250
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[Speeping Intensifies]

"I will. I will take that as a yes. Here's a pad of paper. Show me the custom shirt graphic you want."

"Sorry about that miss. What were you asking? Try on the shirt? I guess that's okay."

"thankyou"

Raptie 2017/09/08(Fri)01:00 No. 828844 ID: ed67d9
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>>828835
*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this RIGHT.

Gulketi how good are you at art? You wouldn't want a badly drawn Ceri face on your shirt would you?

You should probably get some other kind of shirt anyway.

>>828844
Let me guess, that's supposed to be Siphon, right?

And I'm guessing P.S.T. is supposed to stand for "Purposely Shows Tits". Am I right?

>>828851
Perfectly Sized Tits. And yes it is!

>>828856
Present Said Tits.

Though it's more Multiple Sized Tits.

>>828835
Gulketi this is important! You must introduce this planet to Dickbutt.

IamPankank 2017/09/08(Fri)06:34 No. 828885 ID: a363ac
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A masterpiece of ketza artwork.

>>828885
This. Ceri will sure to be your bestest friend if you wore this shirt.

>>828844
I mean, they are perfectly sized!

rare situation where Steve Shirt seems entirely appropriate.

>>828983
This!

>>828983
Yep this is perfect

-..-
They're all good.

>>828983
might as well get 2 so you can give the other to ceri.

>>828983
Oh hey if you do that one you can give one to Ceri too!

Put the runner up graphic on a pair of panties.

>>829002

Yes.

>>829002
lets do it

>>829002

Runner up pantsu must be done.

>>828983
Yes.
>>829002
Also yes.

>>829002
Totally.

naileD 2017/09/09(Sat)02:58 No. 829118 ID: e8f4bd
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Babyface Ceri

>>829118
This with a 1930's gangster outfit!

>>828844
This is the best choice.

>>828983
This is also good.

>>828983

I really like this one

Gulketi 2017/09/15(Fri)21:28 No. 830795 ID: c9f250
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"Good, but pose a little more like this."

"I, um, okay?"

"Tilt your head up a little more."

"This?"

"Great! Thanks. Okay make the shirts exactly like this!!"

"I...

Sure.

Two shirts is ᵯ40. And with your other... order, that comes to ᵯ70."

This went great! And I still have several money left. What now?

Visit the lonely old bird in Love Yourself.

>>830795
More eye cream!

Hey you still have Ceri's stuff! You should go looking for her so you can return it.

>>830815
>>830816
These!

Go on a preening spree.

Just wear your cutest tights

Suggestion 2017/09/16(Sat)07:40 No. 830858 ID: ae9b99
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lets go to whatever this shop is, where the secrets are.

>>830858
This is the only correct idea

Gulketi 2017/09/19(Tue)02:55 No. 831429 ID: c9f250
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I thank the clerk and the lizard lady and head out. A hallway full of secrets? Well I love finding out--





--cream was a great idea! I forgot how this was going to help me find Ceridwen though.

What were the secreeeeets?!

Anyway, finding Ceri is easy. You just need to feel the LEWD signal and follow it. You can sense the LEWD, right?

>>831429
finding Ceri is easy enough just think of what you know about her and where she would go. like that store Love Yourself maybe she is in there she does seem to have a problem with losing her clothes a bunch~

The haaaaaaax! Tell Siphon to stop messing with causality.

>>831429
What kind of weird-ass shit just happened?

Hey what kind of magic can you use aside from polymorph?

Getting Ceri a Dragon Delight eye cream is totally all the help needed; she'll be surprised to see you prepared a flavor for her!

>>831517
It looks like there was an animation, but due to loading error or something it bugged out and skipped the part with secrets.

>>831429
Told you eye cream was the way to go! No secrets there, to Love yourself!

Suggestion 2017/09/21(Thu)12:50 No. 832012 ID: c9f250
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> The haaaaaaax! Tell Siphon to stop messing with causality.

Siphon pls! I'm not sure why I'm saying that, but she probably earned it!

> Getting Ceri a Dragon Delight eye cream is totally all the help needed; she'll be surprised to see you prepared a flavor for her!

Yes. For Ceri. Of course.

>>831451
>>831455
>>831794

Head toward stores she would like while looking for LEWD? Okay, I'll trust in my ketza senses, feeling the air caress my feathers and tasting it with my tongue. It feels like the most lewd is THIS WAoh hi Skif.

>>832012
Is that Skif, or one of his parents? Make sure before saying hello, otherwise you may seen as a racist.

>>832012
Don't lick that sharp blade thingy! You're going to cut your tongue!

>>832014
I agree! Don't be racist!

>>832014 >>832017 >>832020
Look again. It's animated and Gulketi does open his eyes to see it's Skif.

Ask him if he's seen Ceri.

Yowch! Are you sure it's Skif? I thought he was playing mission control.

look at this beautiful eye cream I have prepared for Ceri

>hi Skif
Ask Skif if he's also feeling lewd and wants Ceri to taste his cream

>>832028
Ask Skif if he is feeling all hot and Sweaty your Ketza sense tells you Ceri would like this.

>>832012
Don't just lick the tip, blow that thing properly.

>>832012
Hi Skif! I haven't seen you since I gave you that shower! Remember? On the beach? When I was an Amtsvane? Remember? With Ceri?

Gulketi 2017/09/23(Sat)04:13 No. 832275 ID: c9f250
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"Hi Skif! You look all worked up. Have you seen Ceri? I have all this cream for her but she took off all her clothes after being lewd in front of people and I don't know where she went. Did you have anything for her too?"

"Oh, Gulketi, H--

...

u-um y-no, yes?"

Was it his tilde bar I was picking up? The feeling is even stronger now.

And I think he broke a little.

Gulketi how do you even know about Ceri being lewd???

Tell him that that's great, you two can go look for her together. Tell him that you were just sensing feeling LEWD and if he wants, you can teach him how to feel LEWD also so that he'll be able to grope for Ceri in the right way.

Grab him by the pants, we'll look for Ceri together!

SENSINGFEELING FOR LEWD TOGETHER, AWAY!

He seems to be looking past you. Is there something lewd happening behind you?

>>832281
Judging by the bulge on his pants, he's probably imagining what Gulketi said, that is, Ceri being lewd in front of people.

>>832275
smell his face like a snake. it might help pull him out of his brokenness.

WE WILL FIND HER TOGETHER!
We must be careful though. She may find us first!

>>832275
>And I think he broke a little.
Shove an ice cream in his face! Ice cream fixes all!

Fix it with eye cream! Turns out buying it in advance for Ceri was a bad idea and now it's starting to melt. We don't even know where she is yet! Hey, did Ceri tell you where to meet her before you broke contact with her communication portal?

>>832275
You know, Skif might be able find Ceri easier than you can. Why don't you give Skif the backpack full of Ceri's stuff? Make sure you take out all sex toys that you bought and put in there!

Tell Skif that Ceri dropped her backpack earlier and you've been trying to find her to give it back to her, but you can't seem to be able to find her. So tell him to give it to her the next time he sees her.

Ask him about his growing tilde bar and offer to help him take care of it, you even have all the toys you need already!

>>832275
Oh no, He needs Ceri to help him with his tilde! Time is of the essence, we must follow the lewd!

moar eye cream, but this time with Skiff. I wonder if the vendor will recognize you.

Find him a Ceri! Quickly!

Gulketi 2017/09/25(Mon)03:10 No. 832643 ID: c9f250
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"Should we fill up with cream together or go find Ceri to give her some? Any idea where she could be?"

"Cream? ......oh. Not right now. Look, Ceri said she was sneaking around the mall naked and excited about it so I got over here as fast as I could."

"Wow, that's more risqué than I expected! We should be able to feel lewd and grope her out easily!"

"What."

"Are you ready? Just let the air run through your fluff and-- oh you might have too many clothes on. Can you take your shirt off? How do you get shirts on and off anyway?"

"That is not the issue to worry about if you're stripping me to get lewd in the middle of the mall."

"It's no problem, really. Shove it in the backpack with all the sex outfits Ceri bought earlier."

Yeah, that was definitely his tilde bar I was feeling. I hope it doesn't rub off on me too much; mine's still elevated from earlier.

How do I convince him what a perfectly good plan this is?

"Ceri is running around naked so to find her you have to act like her and get all naked! I'm already doing it!"

quickly. offer more slurps and preens in exchange for his cooperation

>>832643
Get ice cream on his shirt. Then he'll have to take it off!

Polymorph into Ceri and show him how Ceri is when she's lewd. By show him I mean rubbing yourself and your boobs while posing sexily. Surely this would make him see reason!
If you can't transform in here, then tell him to wait here while you quickly exit the mall, transform, and return.

If you can't transform into Ceri then.. oh well! >>832648's idea sounds good. I mean, don't you think Skif's white shirt looks too plain? I think it would look much better with some colors and textures on it! Gulketi you're such a smart and helpful person!

If that doesn't work then.. just tell him to trust you~~ it's important that he learns how to sense feel lewd. For Ceri! Yep, he must do this if he wants to see Ceri.

>>832643
ask if he is embarrassed by his feathers, offer to preen them in fact give him a free preening coupon from your Ketza/amtsvane storage.

You can't go undercover in a mall uncovered! As mission control, you've got to be the control group and remain unaltered. That means no stripping! The sneakiest way around here would be a vent, so find one and wait for Ceri there. Perhaps you could arrange the scenery of the mall in a way that aids sneaking ahead of time. Potted plants, standing posters, that sort of thing.

>>832643
>How do I convince him what a perfectly good plan this is?
You're not.

Skif isn't as sex crazy as Ceri is, so he's not going to do such lewd things with you! So you might as well just forget about it and just start looking around!

>>832644
this sounds good

or this
>>832648

>>832643
Tell him it's a useful skill you're going to teach him. He just needs to take his shirt off, he can leave his pants on.

No, wait! If you get lewd here, it will mask the lewd that Ceri is giving off and obscure the trail! We need to find her first. Then we can preen.

Gulketi 2017/09/27(Wed)15:34 No. 833167 ID: c9f250
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"The backpack with what."

"Look. Ceri is running around naked, so to find her we have to run around naked."

"I don't think--"

"I'm fully prepared, but you need to get your shirt off mister."

"But I don't--"

"Don't be embarrassed by your fluff or anything, it seems very nice for piling. I'd snuggle with you."

"Um thanks but--"

"Have this coupon for a preening oops I got ice cream on your shirt better remove it here I'll help."

"Is this my life now."

"Okay now we just have to pick a quiet place to start feeling lewd. The levels here are too high and we don't want to get distracted."

Where should we begin our search?