>>87003
Perv appeal sound like it'd work.

Wiggle your rump at him.

"Just focus on my ass, not the water, and you'll be over in no time."

Use yer moneymaker.

Make sure he crawls over too, though.

Sanya 2009/12/06(Sun)17:51 No. 87030 ID: 5696d4
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>>87004
>>87005
>>87006
>>87007

Are you ALL serious? You think there's no OTHER way?

>>87030
Well, there's... hm, no. That would take too long.

>>87030
Oh fine, ask him what happened. Maybe we can just keep him talking while he crawls over so that he doesn't freak out.

Try to talk to him in a calm manner the whole time. Getting him excited is NOT what we want to do. Be confident, and let him know you're confident, that nothing is going to happen to him, he can make it across safely, etc. Just keep talking to him in a very calm tone of voice while looking him in the eye the whole time. It doesn't matter so much what you say, but how you say it. This will also work with children and dogs.

>>87030
There are other ways, TBH. We'd just like to see it and are pretty sure it would work. If it makes you uncomfortable try something else.

>>87032
talking about it while he's near the stimulus of his phobia is only going to make him lock up more.

>>87030
.............................mind crush?


How about you put on the strength gloves and tell him that if the bridge breaks, that he just has to hold on, and you'll pull him up?

>>87030
No, but this way is easiest.

And has potential for humor.

Sanya 2009/12/06(Sun)19:19 No. 87126 ID: 5696d4
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>>87035

Well, you got me to do otherwise. The others aren't much convincing.

"Gezzono! Don't worry! I'll grab you when you fall down!"
"Lady Sanyaaaaaaaa, you will do AAAAAAAAANYTHING just to save meeeeeeeeee?"
"Yes! Yes I will!"

Sanya 2009/12/06(Sun)19:30 No. 87138 ID: 5696d4
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>>87126

"Yaaaaaaaaay! Lady Sanya oooooooowes me one favooooooooooooor!"

... Was that "scared of water" thing all an act? :/

Okay, it's Amina's turn.

Grab the hat before it falls!

Tell Amina to go fast and on the ground like you did, putting her hands and feet on two planks at once.

Sanya 2009/12/06(Sun)19:45 No. 87172 ID: 5696d4
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>>87166

Sure, I'll tell her tha-

... Oh.

... I think Gezzono broke the planks apart when he was joyfully running towards me.

Amina should be able to just pull herself across the rope.

Looks like we used the proper order, anyway!

>>87172
Amina is pretty agile, yes?

She might be able to shimmy across via the ropes, or even just tightrope walk across them.

As for Sanasha, she's got wings. She can glide.

Test the strength of the rope and post, tell Amina to do the same. If it's strong enough, grab the post and make Sanesha grab the other one so Amina can climb across the rope.

Amina: Shimmy along the rope.

Sanya 2009/12/10(Thu)15:41 No. 89837 ID: 5696d4
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>>87177
>>87176
>>87173

"Oi, Amina! Use the ropes to get you and my mom here!"
"Amina! Are you listening?!"

>>89837
What is she looking at?

Sanya 2009/12/10(Thu)15:44 No. 89841 ID: 5696d4
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>>89837

"B-b-b-behind you, Sanya!"

Mind Crush

>>89841
Turn around to come face to face with murdelp

>Strike. There is no time to lose.

180° spin. Posthaste aboutface!

spin around and take off your top to distract...well pretty much everyone

Sanya 2009/12/10(Thu)16:08 No. 89863 ID: 5696d4
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>>89843
>>89845

I turn around, ready to attack, but...

>>89863
Called it.

Sanya 2009/12/10(Thu)16:10 No. 89866 ID: 5696d4
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... There's a golem standing beside him as well. They both emit the same purple light...

... The Essence of Anger must be around here somewhere.

Mind Crush Murdelp.

The last time we Mind Crushed him, it KO'ed him and cured him of his berserk status.

>>89866
Golem appears to have hollow aperture.

Prediction: Essence of Anger is inside Golem.

>>89868
No, it did not. Last time, Mind Crush didn't do anything at all.

Smash the golem with a POWER FIST.

Sanya 2009/12/10(Thu)17:27 No. 89926 ID: 5696d4
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>>89868

I... I can't do that! The Mind Crush spell is unpredictable... That time I accidentally hit Murdelp with it, I was just lucky that it didn't do anything serious to hi-

Sanya 2009/12/10(Thu)17:28 No. 89928 ID: 5696d4
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"You know I, the Essence of Anger, can hear your thoughts loud and clear, right? Thanks for distracting her, WISDOM STONE!"

>>89928
WELL THEN FUCK YOU

>>89928
Ooh, you're a cocky one. Sanya, less thinky, more SMASHY!

You can hear us
Then you should know we have never really thought of you as a rival more like a PMSing School girl who just lost her boyfriend right before the prome.

Stop being angry at the Essence of Anger.

>>89928
Ohhh, you shouldn't have done that.

Y'know. Cuz her mom is right over there.

And she's a bitch.

Peace. His power comes through anger and discord. Avoid each hit. Evade each mental strike. Your mind is as a pool of water. Clear the ripples. Remain Calm.

Sanya 2009/12/10(Thu)20:47 No. 90074 ID: 5696d4
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Yeah, guys! This is no time to be angry at him! It'll only strengthen his power!

>>89942

No, I can't risk my mom traversing through the stream and getting attacked by Murdelp! He's the best sharpshooter I've ever seen, and I'm not saying because he's a Kobold. The Essence of Anger wouldn't want them to join.

"Ha ha ha! You see, I needed this Kobold as a temporary guard... This is the Kobold Mines, you see? Having a Kobold to guard this isn't really suspicious... Once I'm done with this, you can do anything with... his carcass."

Crap, it really knows how to take advantage of every opportunity.

We need to act now. Who should fight whom? What should we do specifically to beat them?

>>90074
I think Gezzono should fight the golem. Sanya, you can catch arrows with your bear hands, right?

>>90064
This is probably the best idea even if I want you to punch him right in the snout while Gezzono blasts at the golem.

>>90074
Sanya, you have the best chance of both defending against his arrows and taking Murdelp out non-lethally. Gezzono should be better at getting through the golem's stony defenses as well.

White Sapient!!ZmL2ZlZJV4 2009/12/10(Thu)21:16 No. 90093 ID: 1831fc
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Gezzono to the golem. Sanya to the Kobold. Evade. Draw their ire, but remain calm. Try to separate them before attempting anything.

>>90074

The golem must be destroyed, but Murdelp... Let US deal with Murdelp. Get close to him. Get us around his neck. We shall calm his mind.

Sanya 2009/12/11(Fri)16:36 No. 90309 ID: 5696d4
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>>90078
>>90079
>>90082
>>90093
>>90153

That's probably the better strategy. Gezzono can take that golem out with his magic; I see that the stones were made up of oridecon; it's meant to be used as a material for creating armor.

... They're waiting for us to move. Knowing that the Essence of Anger can hear you, we shouldn't communicate much unless direly needed.

Still, feel free to say whatever you want, directed at me or the Essence of Anger. You might be able to make it surrender.

Is there really any point? The essence of anger is too weak and cowardly to try and talk things out.

Anyone can throw a hissy fit and smash stuff, diplomatically resolving problems is something reserved for people that actually have some semblance of intelligence.

Man, that angry purple glow is sexy. we should totally make out.

The Essence of Anger gets me hot and hard and oh man it makes me just wanna rub myself up and down mmmm yeah just like that I need some BUTTER I'd like to pour some BUTTER on the Essence's FACE and call it a BUTTERFACE while we make hot sweaty mansoup together with BUTTERSAUCE oh yeah mmmmnnn...

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)15:22 No. 90638 ID: 5696d4
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>>90311

"Anger always prevails over reason! That's why I am used to this. Any strong-willed creature succumbs to it, and you know that!"

>>90422
>>90425

Ugh, Wisdom Stone... You know I can also hear that, right? I know you're trying to annoy the Essence of Anger, but...

Anyway, I can see that Murdelp's skills have improved a lot, but seeing that he's under Anger's control, I think that was to blame. I can dodge the arrows, but I can't get near him.

>>90638
>"Anger always prevails over reason! That's why I am used to this. Any strong-willed creature succumbs to it, and you know that!"

Your so called victories are always hollow and short-lived. Rash anger may sometimes win battles, but it never wins wars.

>>90425
Man, what the FUCK is with you an butter lately?

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)16:24 No. 90669 ID: 5696d4
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>>90642

"Anger is what creates war in the first place! Any creature is power-hungry for their wants... But they know that somewhere, someone has them. They're merciless, I tell you..."

I'm going in! There won't be any progress if I just keep dodging!

>>90669
Ah, but you're wrong. Anger doesn't start wars; greed, pride, and fear do. Anger is a reactionary emotion. It starts no conflict by itself.

Also, you're dodging the issue. Anger clouds the mind and makes one reckless. That's terrible in a tactician, which is why you will lose in the long term if you cannot let go of anger. A clear mind allows you to focus on the task at hand, and do it properly.

>>90669
Try and snatch his arrows.

>>90669
Well don't think it at us, goit!
Faggy Purple over there can read this conversation!

>>90678
This one's right, you're on your own here, we can't give you any advice and you should not tell us jack shit.

OH MY GOD ESSENCE OF ANGER SANASHA IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

AND SHE'S NAKED.

Listen, anger, buuuuudddddyyyyyy... let's go get a few whores and just party man. You need to mellow. Power ain't shit to pleasure. (Yeah, Sanya, you can hear us. Quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn) Unless you get off to this kinda shit that comes with the power but honestly that's a whole lot of work. Why are you so willing to work bro?

No seriously, this fighting here? It's boring. We're at a goddamn stalemate and I can hear everything you say to Merdelp, Murphy, or whatever the little fucker's name is anyway. It's obvious everyone in the room's gonna die if we keep fighting (including your new body) because the both of us are that damn awesome. We'll be out of subjects and nobody wants that. Then we'd have to wait for new people to come along and us in such close quarters just means we're gonna fight for eternity. Of course if you get off on that like I said before...

>>90700
Oh yeah, this. Listen to this man (voice thing, you know what I mean).

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)17:10 No. 90720 ID: 5696d4
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>>90700

"Nonsense! You know you will turn corrupt in time... while I stay here to do what I please!"

>>90678
>>90683

No... I want Anger to hear me! If we need to break through, we have to prove something... And I know what to do.

"Ha ha ha! Look at you, getting wounded! Doesn't that make you angry at your precious Murdelp for going against you-"
"SHUT UP! I WILL SHOW SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T NEED YOUR ANGER!"

>>90720
Oh wait, I guess that's anger, huh?
Or are you planing on kissing him? That would be realy weird, you know, just saying.

Hug Murdelp.



...read note.

>>90720
HUGS TIEM MOTHER FUCKER!

Mind Crush!

>>90720
Sanya, quit getting mad at the ANGRY ELEMENTAL.
He does not need more ANGRY to work with.

The rest of you lot as well!
Calm down.
Focus.

Dodging the issue as always. You should know better than anyone how transient anger is. No one is angry forever. Your power will wane soon enough. While true wisdom always lives on.

Corrupt? Oh? Like we weren't corrupt in the first place? I take it you know our corrupt form, Anger?

I want you to understand, Anger. You are a pathetic little pebble only possibly capable of rage. You are very equal in power to us, but understand that we are an US. A multiple. We fucking outnumber you. We are capable of so many things that comprehending it would shatter you into so very tiny pebbles. Tinier than you are now. So tiny

I could possess this girl right now. I could then possess the three others at the same time. I don't even have to touch them. Here, let me try and wi-fi Murdelp right now.

>"Sup fool. Pebble got your tongue? Spit it out and talk again. It's that EASY"

That drink and whore thing is still up by the way, coward. Where's your courage now? Maybe you just need to get laid.

>>90733
Listen to this guy, Anger - he knows of what he speaks. We're some of the most depraved motherfuckers ever, corruption doesn't even begin to cover it.

Just because your dumb ass is angry all the time, that's not our problem.

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)18:24 No. 90758 ID: 5696d4
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... Guys... Thank you for being with me, even after through this hardships... I just want you to know before I do this... that I really appreciated your wisdom and all...

What wisdom?

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)18:27 No. 90761 ID: 5696d4
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"K-KILL ME, MURDELP!"
"I know you were frustrated when you had to save me back in the castle... But that was your courage, not anger! You wrote in that note that you were mad and was blaming yourself for all that, but had it not for your bravery, I wouldn't be alive right now!"
"I want you to realize... that you're not fighting all by yourself... and that you're not fighting because of anger... It's courage! COURAGE!"
"Just... just kill me, and you'll know!"

>>90761
Well Sanya, and other voices it has been a honor working with you.
*pulls out violen*
may as well go down with the ship.

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)18:53 No. 90778 ID: 5696d4
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"Look at the fool! She's trying to get herself killed! Well then, minion... Do your job."
"..."
"... MINION! I'm ORDERING you to kill her!"
"... No."

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)18:55 No. 90782 ID: 5696d4
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"WHAT?!"
"L-l-lady Sanya... She came back for me... I-i-i thought she'd desert me and move on..."
"MINION-"
"NO! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING ANGRY AT MYSELF! I...

I want to be brave...

W-W-WISDOM STONE! H-H-HELP ME!"

>>90782
Yesssss....we can feel your anger...it gives you focus!

So yeah, like. Use that focus to blow up the Golem or something, I dunno.

>>90782
Courage is strength
Anger is weakness
Show anger your courage
SHOW ANGER YOUR STRENGTH

>>90782

Remember why you fight, Murdelp. Not for revenge. Not for pleasure. Not for gain. You fight for the ones you love. That is your strength Murdelp. COURAGE

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)19:03 No. 90790 ID: 5696d4
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>>90788

"... What is this? What is this 'courage' you're talking..."

The Essence of Anger's corruption's breaking... I think! We should end this once and for all, and maybe even cleanse it from its corruption!

Be courageous - be bold!

...See pebble? This boldling has balls. Spit you right out. IT'S THAT EASY.

It ain't about the wisdom, baby. Merdelp, grab us from Sanya. Let us deal with anger with good old stone fisticuffs. Might help him be courage again. Lord knows the fucker needs it, the poor grain of earth. Of course it might be time to put ol' yeller down if you get my drift. this anger might be a sickness... and it needs to get cured.

HELP US HELP YOU MURDELP. GRAB US. Though to be honest you are doing fine with the fighting back.

....

We should see about getting one of those huge-ass golem things, it would be cool to be able to do anything by ourself, for once.

>>90790
Anyone can get angry.
IT TAKES A TRUE HERO TO HAVE COURAGE

Lucien 2009/12/12(Sat)19:12 No. 90799 ID: 1831fc
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I have a message for you, Anger.

Courage. I've accomplished ten thousand times what you have. Alone. How can you possibly hope to defeat that which will never give in? Let go of the Anger. Embrace your true destiny.

>>90790

Courage, my brother, is the truth behind your facade. You are not an essence of anger. Anger is a moment of blind strength that lashes out and then dies But courage...? Courage is an enduring flame that burns in the blackest darkness. Courage is an unending strength that moves entire mountains Courage is standing strong against the direst of odds. Courage is fighting not for yourself, but for something greater than you, alone, could ever be. This is what you truly are, brother. REMEMBER

>>90790
Corrupted or not, you can't deny who you were - and still are. You need to be restored, Essence of Courage.

Fight your corruption with the Courage inherent in you. It has no place within you, no right to be there. Your true nature must shine forth, a light to banish evil and save lives.

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)20:02 No. 90810 ID: 5696d4
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>>90798
>>90799
>>90802
>>90803

"... How could I have succumbed to anger? Why... I remember now..."

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)20:04 No. 90812 ID: 5696d4
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"Sanya! Thank goodness you're still alive!"
"Murdelp..."
"I'm so sorry about the arrows-"
"D-d-don't worry about it..."

Maybe I should ask or say something to Murdelp before I lose consciousness, but what? My mind's slipping...

>>90812
"Tell Gezzono he'd better not do anything perverted to my body while he's healing me."

"You got balls, Merdelp. I'll give ya that."

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)20:19 No. 90820 ID: 5696d4
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>>90816

Ugh... I don't even have the strength to argue...

"Tell Gezzono he'd better not do anything perverted to my body while he's healing me."
"Uhhm, okay... Sanya?"
"..."
"Sanya!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaat happeeeeeeeeeeened?!"
"She's unconscious!"
"Well it's noooooooooo surprise... Youuuuuuuuu were jammin' thoooooooooooose arrows at heeeeeeeeeeer when you were stiiiiiiiiiill mind-controlled..."
"Just help her!"
"I knoooooooooooooow."

Sanya 2009/12/12(Sat)20:20 No. 90821 ID: 5696d4
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"And you'd better not touch her inappropriately while you're at it!"

>>90821
Gezzono: touch Sanya inappropriately.

>>90827
Gezzono is an indirect player character. But he does so anyway.

Dirtbag 2009/12/12(Sat)20:31 No. 90834 ID: e3f578
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VICTORY!

>>90827
Murdelp: touch Sanya inappropriately.

Murdelp: Touch Gezzono inappropriately.

Sanya- while unconcious, touch Gezzono and Murdelp inappropriately.