>>87377
inb4 bolt ineffectively misses/bounces off target

Don't warn him! What's wrong with you!

>>87379
It'll bounce off the sword go into the church, and then explosion

Don't hit the blade!

Fly true little arrow

>>87377
It's going to bounce off his sword and shoot into the church, hitting the priest.

if we're lucky that is.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)22:20 No. 87409 ID: 18b9f0
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In a move of extraordinary skill/clumsiness, the guard manages to parry the incoming bolt.

In doing so, he gashes open his own throat and dies instantaneously.

Huh.

Think you could get some looting done, now that you have a minute?

>>87409
\0/

>>87409
Oh lawdy.

I don't think it could have killed him instantly though, he probably just passed out from the pain. A slit throat generally doesn't kill you until you drown in your own blood, which can take a couple minutes.

>>87409
That's gotta be hard to do, even on purpose.

How many guards are there in the town? Could you attempt to reach other locations in the town for looting amidst the chaos?

>>87413
A complete severing of the artery leading from the heart to the head will stop bloodflow to the brain causing death in about 10 seconds. It's somewhere around that figure.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)22:31 No. 87420 ID: 18b9f0
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I wonder where the arrow went.

>>87420
Teehee

>>87416
And shock would pretty much drop you to the ground instantly.

>>87423
explod in 10...9...

>>87425
wat

...so, how does it feel to commit a horrible amount of murder, COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT?

>>87425
Teehee. Looks like everything's going well, Boss!

>>87432
WAT

>>87432
"Sir! Report from the front lines!"
"...dear God...they have incendiary cat bombs."

This is the best unintentional case of arson to have ever been perpetrated. Ever.

Urist Kolun cancels drink: interrupted by flaming cat.

Choo choo!

Everybody get on the train. Time to ride the rails.

>>87444
But the train is so fun!
You need to learn how to enjoy the ride! CHOO! CHOO!

>>87444

It's... kind of a cutscene.

Or are you not reading Knight Blades?

>>87416
that artery is not at the front of the throat, though.

>>87444
see the discussion in /questdis/, please.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)22:49 No. 87451 ID: 18b9f0
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Before me, Iniziare Citta burns.

The town I spent years of my life in. The town that took me in when my Kingdom threw me out. When the world wanted me dead, this town sheltered me, raised me, prepared me for the journey ahead.
The one place that truly knew my humanity.
I knew these people. I knew this town.

I did not mean to raze it to the ground.
That was not my intention.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)22:49 No. 87452 ID: 18b9f0
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But I suppose I am just lucky that way.

Before me, Iniziare Citta burns.

Good riddance.

>>87452
Felt good, didn't it?

>>87451
Ey, boss.

Yer not uh...not having second thoughts about this evil business, are ya?

>>87452
Incidentally, there's no one left to instill fear in... seeing that they're all dead.

Well, maybe they weren't worth having around anyway. Seems like they all disliked you. Hard to believe that they helped raised you here... perhaps that's one reason why you harbor so much hate?

You have the heart of a poet, boss.

Let the filthy animal's burn.

>>87458
It's a fire... i doubt they're all dead unless somebody was going around locking doors.

>>87472
oh my lol

>>87467
True, but it seemed like it was such a huge chain reaction that seeing how one guy accidentally killed himself, Lisella burned alive, and how the priest died it didn't really seem much of a stretch of imagination to think that mostly everyone, if not everyone ended up dying in horrible ways. But I admit I could be wrong.

Well we already know they didn't all die, since there are survivor camps that end up being established on the outskirts of town, and then there are other survivors like Sticks and the farmers by the windmill.

Holy shit, Did I just witness a Thermonuclear Catsplosion!?

>>87478
Oh, I forgot about the farmers and such.
I wonder how they feel about their town being cat-bombed :)

>>87444
This is the most hilarious fucking railroad ever, go to hell.

Now, we should check the next town that would have a blacksmith and a healer. Or go raid another dungeon to get more swag

Sometimes Boss, you can be a bit of a dick...

and I don't quite mean that in the positive way. I mean I know you weren't really trying, but still man.

Well, he is trying to be the devil. I think he's on his way. Also, I know that herbalist is a hunter and stuff but you might want to hire a cook to make you great foods that are tasty and good for you.

>>87514
Iniziare Citta= Start City

Interesting... As it is/was quite apparently the start of a great many things.

As for him being the Devil, well I suppose petty spite and impotent rage is quite appropriate in such a case. Indeed, it is interesting to note that he would never get anywhere were it not for the invisible (yet sometimes quite auditory) hands of fate guiding him to this path's inevitable conclusion.

I simply question at times if this is the path he should remain on, if this is the role he is most suited to play.

>>87517
It is not. Muschio does a pretty bad job at being evil.

But that's what makes this so fun.