Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)20:59 No. 87313 ID: 18b9f0
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You're right. I've done enough here, it's time to make my exit before the guards get wise.
And it should be with an aggravating gesture, though something perhaps more dignified than the one-fingered salute.

"You have all had your chance. Today is your day of reckoning. Adieu."
I bow with a great flourish as I step back to the door.

[animated]

>>87313
RUN MUSCHIO RUN

>>87313
nice exit.
now leave the town.
quickly

>>87313
Ok, now walk out with the one fingered salute.

>>87313
Now might be a good time to get out of here, maybe.

Time to get the hell out of dodge.

time to gtfo out of there boss. Slowly. and carefully.

>>87319
oh look we arsond
yay

God. You ARE a clutz.

Oh well, at least now the town's on fire.

>>87323
Everyone considers you a pathetic mischief maker at best.

Just walk out of town, and no one will be any wiser.

Oh god, the ugly cats! Save one!

Now don't you wish you'd done that on purpose?

No matter. Pretend you did.

No one will ever know~

Take an indirect route home just incase of a witness following you.

Test Pattern 2009/12/06(Sun)21:07 No. 87332 ID: 51d0f5
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>Oh god, the ugly cats! Save one!
There are now burning cats running throughout the city.

Pic related.

>>87323
And those fucking cats spread the fire throughout town. This is great. Hoof it back before anyone knows what you did.

Yea, though you walk through the fires of Hell, thou shalt not be afraid. For this is thine domain, and it is here where thou shalt embrace thine true nature.

For thou art Death. Destroyer of Worlds, Reaper of Souls. And Hell hath no pity for the lives of those about you.

What the hell was that perfume made of? Find out so that you can invent fucking napalm with it.

>>87323
Muschio, there's a distinct possibility that you just burned a blind woman. How does this make you feel?

...and you may want to get out of there before you get stabbed, or lynched, or something. Oh, also, if the town ends up burning down, watch out for any vengeful survivors, that dwarf being a prime example. He, or any other, has the potential to be quite the thorn in your side.

Being blind does not give her the excuse for being awful. Infact she should be nice so she may earn sympathy. Being blind doesn't mean she shouldn't pay for her trespasses

I have a sneaking suspicion that cats will follow us home. Not to worry, they can supplement our diets.

>>87343
Go arsoncats, go!

>>87343
ugliest
arson
ever

KABOOM!

Goddamnit, Muschio.
Seriously. You fucking idiot.

Why do you make me love you so much.

>>87348
BOOM! Ha ha ha.

>>87348
Wow, they're really doing a number on this place, huh?

We hope you are running. You are never allowed to say that any day is your lucky day again! got it!

Oh god, it's like dwarf fortress all over again

>>87354
um... the Boss' objective is being achieved to a ridiculously effective extent. He just razed a town single-handedly. I reckon that's going to inspire a hell of a lot more fear than just being an ass would have done.

>>87348
I hope that bartender doesn't make it.

>>87348
Stand on a nearby hill, laughing maniacally as it all burns to the ground.

(Because you totally did that on purpose, right, Muschio?)

Say "I GUESS TODAY REALLY IS MY LUCKY DAY!"

Do a little dance.

He is good by accident(buried alive guy)...He is evil by accident(Burning towns)....Let's try to do something according to plan next time, huh?

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)21:28 No. 87361 ID: 18b9f0
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>"OI, THERE'S THE DAMN RAT BASTARD THAT STARTED THE BLAZE! AFTER 'IM!"

Can't stop now, this guard is on my tail, and gaining fast! I've got to do something quick!

>>87361
ey did you keep some nails from the carpenter? drop em!

Can you fit in that alley to your right?

Test out the new crossbow.

>>87361
Crossbow him.

Surprise wrist-dart him in the leg.

How well do you remember this town? Are there nooks or crannies you can run to and lose him? Allies perhaps?

>>87361
How many are behind you? If it's just the one guy, kill him now. If there's several, keep running.

>>87361
Don't tell me you came here unarmed.

>>87361
Use the crossbow in your left arm

>>87369
If he has the accuracy to hit a running man in the leg, why the hell would he not shoot the fucker in the windpipe?

>>87361
Give the bastard a snapshot with your wristbow; it should at least slow him down.

Don't, under any circumstances, slow down, though.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)21:37 No. 87377 ID: 18b9f0
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I think it's time to really put Finesse's latest invention to the test.

"HEADS UP, KNAVE!"

>>87377
inb4 bolt ineffectively misses/bounces off target

Don't warn him! What's wrong with you!

>>87379
It'll bounce off the sword go into the church, and then explosion

Don't hit the blade!

Fly true little arrow

>>87377
It's going to bounce off his sword and shoot into the church, hitting the priest.

if we're lucky that is.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)22:20 No. 87409 ID: 18b9f0
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In a move of extraordinary skill/clumsiness, the guard manages to parry the incoming bolt.

In doing so, he gashes open his own throat and dies instantaneously.

Huh.

Think you could get some looting done, now that you have a minute?

>>87409
\0/

>>87409
Oh lawdy.

I don't think it could have killed him instantly though, he probably just passed out from the pain. A slit throat generally doesn't kill you until you drown in your own blood, which can take a couple minutes.

>>87409
That's gotta be hard to do, even on purpose.

How many guards are there in the town? Could you attempt to reach other locations in the town for looting amidst the chaos?

>>87413
A complete severing of the artery leading from the heart to the head will stop bloodflow to the brain causing death in about 10 seconds. It's somewhere around that figure.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)22:31 No. 87420 ID: 18b9f0
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I wonder where the arrow went.

>>87420
Teehee

>>87416
And shock would pretty much drop you to the ground instantly.

>>87423
explod in 10...9...

>>87425
wat

...so, how does it feel to commit a horrible amount of murder, COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT?

>>87425
Teehee. Looks like everything's going well, Boss!

>>87432
WAT

>>87432
"Sir! Report from the front lines!"
"...dear God...they have incendiary cat bombs."

This is the best unintentional case of arson to have ever been perpetrated. Ever.

Urist Kolun cancels drink: interrupted by flaming cat.

Choo choo!

Everybody get on the train. Time to ride the rails.

>>87444
But the train is so fun!
You need to learn how to enjoy the ride! CHOO! CHOO!

>>87444

It's... kind of a cutscene.

Or are you not reading Knight Blades?

>>87416
that artery is not at the front of the throat, though.

>>87444
see the discussion in /questdis/, please.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)22:49 No. 87451 ID: 18b9f0
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Before me, Iniziare Citta burns.

The town I spent years of my life in. The town that took me in when my Kingdom threw me out. When the world wanted me dead, this town sheltered me, raised me, prepared me for the journey ahead.
The one place that truly knew my humanity.
I knew these people. I knew this town.

I did not mean to raze it to the ground.
That was not my intention.

Muschio 2009/12/06(Sun)22:49 No. 87452 ID: 18b9f0
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But I suppose I am just lucky that way.

Before me, Iniziare Citta burns.

Good riddance.

>>87452
Felt good, didn't it?

>>87451
Ey, boss.

Yer not uh...not having second thoughts about this evil business, are ya?

>>87452
Incidentally, there's no one left to instill fear in... seeing that they're all dead.

Well, maybe they weren't worth having around anyway. Seems like they all disliked you. Hard to believe that they helped raised you here... perhaps that's one reason why you harbor so much hate?

You have the heart of a poet, boss.

Let the filthy animal's burn.

>>87458
It's a fire... i doubt they're all dead unless somebody was going around locking doors.

>>87472
oh my lol

>>87467
True, but it seemed like it was such a huge chain reaction that seeing how one guy accidentally killed himself, Lisella burned alive, and how the priest died it didn't really seem much of a stretch of imagination to think that mostly everyone, if not everyone ended up dying in horrible ways. But I admit I could be wrong.

Well we already know they didn't all die, since there are survivor camps that end up being established on the outskirts of town, and then there are other survivors like Sticks and the farmers by the windmill.

Holy shit, Did I just witness a Thermonuclear Catsplosion!?

>>87478
Oh, I forgot about the farmers and such.
I wonder how they feel about their town being cat-bombed :)

>>87444
This is the most hilarious fucking railroad ever, go to hell.

Now, we should check the next town that would have a blacksmith and a healer. Or go raid another dungeon to get more swag

Sometimes Boss, you can be a bit of a dick...

and I don't quite mean that in the positive way. I mean I know you weren't really trying, but still man.

Well, he is trying to be the devil. I think he's on his way. Also, I know that herbalist is a hunter and stuff but you might want to hire a cook to make you great foods that are tasty and good for you.

>>87514
Iniziare Citta= Start City

Interesting... As it is/was quite apparently the start of a great many things.

As for him being the Devil, well I suppose petty spite and impotent rage is quite appropriate in such a case. Indeed, it is interesting to note that he would never get anywhere were it not for the invisible (yet sometimes quite auditory) hands of fate guiding him to this path's inevitable conclusion.

I simply question at times if this is the path he should remain on, if this is the role he is most suited to play.

>>87517
It is not. Muschio does a pretty bad job at being evil.

But that's what makes this so fun.