I was taking a nap actually, guess I kind of missed what happened.. here to help now!

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)19:44 No. 75575 ID: 70eccd
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I was told as I left... that should I complete a pilgrimage to the tower of Heaven to meet with the King of the Sky and receive his blessing and mark, I would be forgiven. I don't really want forgiveness for myself, but my entire family has been ashamed by my action. So it's reluctantly I leave now, but not by my choice.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)19:46 No. 75576 ID: 70eccd
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I didn't actually believe such a tower existed, but I suppose you knew all along and guided me here - as I did not know my way, myself. I thank your hand for guiding me, but... I pray again you hear me, as my judgment is poor. Is this the tower you lead me to, O Spirits?

Aye, 'tis.

Read its tomes, they shall guide you on your quest.

>>75576
We Spirits hear your plea. What is it you have done to gain their ire, child?

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)20:07 No. 75582 ID: 70eccd
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>>75581
I was... I stole, I stole a grand amount of food from the Nobles. My sister was dying, and my parents' crops were squalid... I had no choice, O Spirits, you must understand, if she did not eat another day, she would pass away...!

I've entered the tower, O Spirits... but I don't know what to do.

go forth my son and open the hatch on the floor

Suggestion 2009/11/10(Tue)20:36 No. 75586 ID: 70eccd
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>>75583
Okay, it's open, but I... can't really see through it. That's weird... I'm not very educated, but I don't think light just stops.

>>75586
Whats behind the door upward? I didn't think we wanted to go down in a TOWER.

>>75586
Put your hand in it if you can.

did you just tear that door open? you alot stronger than i thought.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)20:53 No. 75593 ID: 70eccd
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>>75587
That's a good idea. But... It's not budging. It feels like it's not even able to. Push as hard as I may, it won't move in the slightest.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)20:55 No. 75594 ID: 70eccd
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>>75588
...Well, this is...

This is highly improbable!

>>75594
This tower just got a lot more interesting.

>>75594
Sorry for being impatient. I'm used to a much quicker pace. But open the hatch above.

>>75594
Jump into it!

>>75594
Carefully jump through, aiming for the floor you're standing on, now.

If you don't fall, perhaps you will be walking on the ceiling soon.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)21:12 No. 75600 ID: 70eccd
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>>75597
That's the hatch I used to open the trapdoor. It seems to be dangling from the ceiling now. This makes absolutely no sense to me.

((Sorry for being so slow. I'm doing this on a computer from the early 2000s, so my workflow is often halted by the sheer lack of power this machine has.))

>>75600
...Got OH GOD. REVERSE GRAVITY. I GET IT.

Do you have anything to drop through the ceiling/floor? I would like to see if it reverses gravity on anything going through.

>>75600

Oh, just your standard warp of space and time. Don't worry about it.

You need to go through the door, press the up arrow.

>>75600
Now we're thinking with portals. There better be cake at your intended destination. If there is, it better not be a lie.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)21:25 No. 75605 ID: 70eccd
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>>75599
Geronim-

What!?

>>75605
Well, that answers that question. But for future reference; Don't use yourself as a test dummy.

Press an arrow. If nothing happens, open the door.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)21:36 No. 75608 ID: 70eccd
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These arrows are painted on a little slip of parchment. But I just have this overwhelming urge to touch them... and nothing happens.

I kind of think there's a pattern in what's gone straight down and what wasn't affected by the backwards gravity. My hand wasn't being pulled towards the floor down here, it was being pulled towards the ceiling...

>>75608
Well, unlike you mortal beings, on your "material" plane, we spirits have to make do with guessing at what happens! I swear, the nerve of mortals these days! Always whining about some not having food, or having a sword in their gut. No respect! No respect at all!

Open the door.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)21:46 No. 75613 ID: 70eccd
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>>75610
Try as I might, through push and pull, the door will not budge! In fact, I have my suspicions of this door's legitimacy! It is very possible this door is a doppelganger.

>>75608
/inventory

>>75613
Try turning the sign upside down.

>>75617
Try door again.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)21:57 No. 75619 ID: 70eccd
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>>75615
My selfish acts of vandalism seem to have activated an unseen mechanism. I am now very upside-down.

>>75619
A-HA!

Now open the door on your floor.

I should also add that under no circumstances should you walk outside.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)22:21 No. 75636 ID: 70eccd
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>>75620
Well!

If it weren't for that broken rung, this could be my ticket down!

Or... up? I'm not quite sure.

>>75636
This might be risky, but see if you can still stand on the broken rung.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)22:23 No. 75642 ID: 70eccd
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((Pause: sorry folks! probably going to hit the hay!))

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)14:22 No. 75745 ID: 70eccd
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Try as I might, that is not happening. If gravity worked right here, I wouldn't be worried in the least, but as it stands I can't see my next step and I am quite frankly scared out of my wits.

Careful going down, now.

Look out for rats and other such dungeon monsters.

Slugs?

>>75745
Uhhh, go back then. Inspect the floating hatch cover.

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)15:55 No. 75756 ID: 70eccd
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>>75750
Yeah, I should probably head back up. This ladder's really slip-

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)15:58 No. 75757 ID: 70eccd
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>>75756
I think I am going to die.

All I have is a book of matches and a pocketwatch. I am falling an immeasurable distance into the sky.

This is the worst situation I have been in in my life.

>>75757
OH FUCK OH FUCK IM SORRY

Could be worse. You could be on fire.

>>75757
Check the time.

>>75757
Fall in a more hardboiled manner.

>>75757

Oh dear.

I'm not really sure how you'd get out of this one.

>>75776
Flip your feet towards the ground and let your dress act as a parachute.
...Iiiif this were a disney movie.

Land already.

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)17:27 No. 75792 ID: 70eccd
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>>75765
It is still the early echelons of the morning in which the sun has not even begun to awake from behind the mountains.

I will admit, before my inevitable death, I may have lied, O Spirits. I may have lied about everything, but I believe you know. I am not sorry. My goal is more important than anyth

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)17:30 No. 75795 ID: 70eccd
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>>75792
>As altitude rises, air pressure decreases, and whilst the terminal velocity grows higher, the surface tension grows lower.

>This one may be wounded, but he is not dead yet.

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)18:01 No. 75812 ID: 70eccd
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The last thing I remember is hitting water. I feel pretty dry right now. My everything hurts.

>>75812
You'd better not be in a fucking box. Get the fuck out of it.

Start punching. Everywhere!

>>75812
Being in a box is a sure sign of greatness! Or being dead.. but most dead people don't look around do they?

>>75812

Your everything is a pretty unpleasant thing to be hurting.

Um, try to bring your vision into focus. We can't help you too much if everything is that blurry.

>>75812
Um, what was that you said about lying to us?

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)20:15 No. 75935 ID: 70eccd
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>>75813
I make a halfhearted punch at the ceiling. It is farther than I thought. I am not in a box.

>"Well well, you're awake I see. You want a hit before we get going or what?"

>>75935
Who is he?

Ask him where you're going.

was that just some trippy acid trip or are you a true believer of the ancient spirits?

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)20:35 No. 75953 ID: 70eccd
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>>75940
>"Where are my manners? I'm Donatello von Lucifer - yeah, Lucifer. I'm a Cardinal Guardian to help the penitent on their way to salvation, or some shit. I'm also hella high, and if you want some you better speak up before we rock this shit."

I simply do not know what to think of this man.

Decline his offer to get high.

>>75953

accept his offer of the ganj.

tell him you only take hits from a bong

get wicked baked.

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)21:18 No. 75980 ID: 70eccd
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((See you tomorrow!))

I leave for a night and you go and accept the temptations of Lucifer?

Take monocle instead.

>>75980
Has tgchan checked what gender the vagabond is?

Kali 2009/11/14(Sat)22:46 No. 76748 ID: 70eccd
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>>75955
>>75972
It is in fact, O Spirits, quite sinful to decline an offer of herbs from a stranger, albeit this is in a strange manner.

I really want to sit down.

This guy keeps talking but he is just saying this weird-ass shit and I can't pay attention.

The pain is gone, though.

Do you ever look at your hair? It's really detailed.

what! no bong! thats totally weak man. at least use a pipe.

Focus a little man focus.

>>76748
Okay, you've had enough I think. Hand back the herb and see if you can focus on what he's saying.

Kali 2009/11/14(Sat)23:25 No. 76758 ID: 70eccd
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>"Can you look at me a second?"

Holy shit what is happening.

>"This encounter can end with this knife in your hands, or in your eye. Why did you come to the Tower?"

He smells like boiled potatoes and I really like it.

>>76758
Uh, tell him the truth?

Kali 2009/11/14(Sat)23:43 No. 76761 ID: 70eccd
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>>76759
"I certainly didn't come here to be held up by some half-assed devil worshipping prick."

Kali 2009/11/14(Sat)23:43 No. 76763 ID: 70eccd
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>>76761
"I came here to kill God."

I can't decide, O Spirits, whether or not this man should draw another breath.

He shared his weed bro. dont kill him.

>>76763
Slay him.

>>76763
Well if he likes the devil, maybe he wouldn't mind you killing God?

Kali 2009/11/15(Sun)00:14 No. 76773 ID: 70eccd
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>>76764
>>76769

"If you're worth your weight in shit, then you'll help me. Otherwise, you are a waste of your name, and I will kill you here."

>"How... did you even disarm me?"

"Because I'm the new God."

Kali 2009/11/15(Sun)00:16 No. 76775 ID: 70eccd
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see you in a bit!

You know, killing God is going to take just a bit more level grinding.