I should also add that under no circumstances should you walk outside.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)22:21 No. 75636 ID: 70eccd
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>>75620
Well!

If it weren't for that broken rung, this could be my ticket down!

Or... up? I'm not quite sure.

>>75636
This might be risky, but see if you can still stand on the broken rung.

Kali 2009/11/10(Tue)22:23 No. 75642 ID: 70eccd
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((Pause: sorry folks! probably going to hit the hay!))

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)14:22 No. 75745 ID: 70eccd
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Try as I might, that is not happening. If gravity worked right here, I wouldn't be worried in the least, but as it stands I can't see my next step and I am quite frankly scared out of my wits.

Careful going down, now.

Look out for rats and other such dungeon monsters.

Slugs?

>>75745
Uhhh, go back then. Inspect the floating hatch cover.

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)15:55 No. 75756 ID: 70eccd
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>>75750
Yeah, I should probably head back up. This ladder's really slip-

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)15:58 No. 75757 ID: 70eccd
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>>75756
I think I am going to die.

All I have is a book of matches and a pocketwatch. I am falling an immeasurable distance into the sky.

This is the worst situation I have been in in my life.

>>75757
OH FUCK OH FUCK IM SORRY

Could be worse. You could be on fire.

>>75757
Check the time.

>>75757
Fall in a more hardboiled manner.

>>75757

Oh dear.

I'm not really sure how you'd get out of this one.

>>75776
Flip your feet towards the ground and let your dress act as a parachute.
...Iiiif this were a disney movie.

Land already.

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)17:27 No. 75792 ID: 70eccd
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>>75765
It is still the early echelons of the morning in which the sun has not even begun to awake from behind the mountains.

I will admit, before my inevitable death, I may have lied, O Spirits. I may have lied about everything, but I believe you know. I am not sorry. My goal is more important than anyth

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)17:30 No. 75795 ID: 70eccd
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>>75792
>As altitude rises, air pressure decreases, and whilst the terminal velocity grows higher, the surface tension grows lower.

>This one may be wounded, but he is not dead yet.

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)18:01 No. 75812 ID: 70eccd
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The last thing I remember is hitting water. I feel pretty dry right now. My everything hurts.

>>75812
You'd better not be in a fucking box. Get the fuck out of it.

Start punching. Everywhere!

>>75812
Being in a box is a sure sign of greatness! Or being dead.. but most dead people don't look around do they?

>>75812

Your everything is a pretty unpleasant thing to be hurting.

Um, try to bring your vision into focus. We can't help you too much if everything is that blurry.

>>75812
Um, what was that you said about lying to us?

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)20:15 No. 75935 ID: 70eccd
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>>75813
I make a halfhearted punch at the ceiling. It is farther than I thought. I am not in a box.

>"Well well, you're awake I see. You want a hit before we get going or what?"

>>75935
Who is he?

Ask him where you're going.

was that just some trippy acid trip or are you a true believer of the ancient spirits?

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)20:35 No. 75953 ID: 70eccd
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>>75940
>"Where are my manners? I'm Donatello von Lucifer - yeah, Lucifer. I'm a Cardinal Guardian to help the penitent on their way to salvation, or some shit. I'm also hella high, and if you want some you better speak up before we rock this shit."

I simply do not know what to think of this man.

Decline his offer to get high.

>>75953

accept his offer of the ganj.

tell him you only take hits from a bong

get wicked baked.

Kali 2009/11/11(Wed)21:18 No. 75980 ID: 70eccd
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((See you tomorrow!))

I leave for a night and you go and accept the temptations of Lucifer?

Take monocle instead.

>>75980
Has tgchan checked what gender the vagabond is?

Kali 2009/11/14(Sat)22:46 No. 76748 ID: 70eccd
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>>75955
>>75972
It is in fact, O Spirits, quite sinful to decline an offer of herbs from a stranger, albeit this is in a strange manner.

I really want to sit down.

This guy keeps talking but he is just saying this weird-ass shit and I can't pay attention.

The pain is gone, though.

Do you ever look at your hair? It's really detailed.

what! no bong! thats totally weak man. at least use a pipe.

Focus a little man focus.

>>76748
Okay, you've had enough I think. Hand back the herb and see if you can focus on what he's saying.

Kali 2009/11/14(Sat)23:25 No. 76758 ID: 70eccd
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>"Can you look at me a second?"

Holy shit what is happening.

>"This encounter can end with this knife in your hands, or in your eye. Why did you come to the Tower?"

He smells like boiled potatoes and I really like it.

>>76758
Uh, tell him the truth?

Kali 2009/11/14(Sat)23:43 No. 76761 ID: 70eccd
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>>76759
"I certainly didn't come here to be held up by some half-assed devil worshipping prick."

Kali 2009/11/14(Sat)23:43 No. 76763 ID: 70eccd
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>>76761
"I came here to kill God."

I can't decide, O Spirits, whether or not this man should draw another breath.

He shared his weed bro. dont kill him.

>>76763
Slay him.

>>76763
Well if he likes the devil, maybe he wouldn't mind you killing God?

Kali 2009/11/15(Sun)00:14 No. 76773 ID: 70eccd
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>>76764
>>76769

"If you're worth your weight in shit, then you'll help me. Otherwise, you are a waste of your name, and I will kill you here."

>"How... did you even disarm me?"

"Because I'm the new God."

Kali 2009/11/15(Sun)00:16 No. 76775 ID: 70eccd
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see you in a bit!

You know, killing God is going to take just a bit more level grinding.