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696962 No. 696962 ID: dcf347

HEY SUCKERS YOU KNOW WHAT WEEK IS THIS?

IT'S GOBLIN WEEK!

MEANS IT'S TIME TO BE THE A SMALL GREEN MEANIE PIECE OF SHIT!

BEST WEEK!

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No. 698092 ID: 799984

Quick, suck it up! Use every orifice to your advantage!
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No. 698093 ID: 02422f

>>698089
Drink it!
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No. 698095 ID: 5ad4a7

Oh wait! The fire rune! Use it to boil away the water elemental!
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No. 698123 ID: 5dfa3a

Yeah I bet water elementals hate being drunk. It'll probably spit you out!
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No. 698161 ID: 15a025

Just suck him up like Kirby or swim out.
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No. 698207 ID: 2ccbb3

PEE IN HIM

And GO FASTER! Goblin week is almost up!
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No. 698244 ID: acb896
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698244

OH YEAH? TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME YOU SHIT!

I'M GONNA DRINK YOU UP!

FROM THE INSIDE!!!

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No. 698245 ID: acb896
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698245

UH-OH!

MIGHT HAVE DRANK TOO MUCH...

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No. 698246 ID: acb896
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698246

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No. 698247 ID: acb896
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698247

WELL...

AT LEAST I'M OUT...

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.

....

WAIT NO! I CAN!

AND IT HURTS LIKE FUCK!

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No. 698248 ID: acb896
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698248

OH BOY...

HE DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT FOR SURE.

HE'S PISSED.

HEH

GET IT?

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No. 698249 ID: 2ccbb3

>>698248
Use the fire rune!
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No. 698255 ID: 3783b9

>>698248
Run back and lead it after you. Language barrier problem solved!
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No. 698258 ID: 02422f

>>698249
Yup. Evaporate enough of the elemental that it becomes small enough to capture and enslave as your cooling system.
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No. 698260 ID: f02a77

Threaten it with MORE PISS.
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No. 698262 ID: acb896
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698262

HEY SUCKER! LOOK WHAT I GOT!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! A FIRE RUNE! NOW FOLLOW ME QUIETLY OR I'M GONNA VAPORIZE YOU!

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No. 698263 ID: acb896
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698263

UH!
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No. 698264 ID: acb896
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698264

CRAPCRAPCRAP!

SHIT!

OH GODS! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS IN YOU!

SONOFABITCH!

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No. 698265 ID: acb896
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698265

THERE GOES MY MECHALEGS!

OH MAN...

I AM FUCKED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO...

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No. 698266 ID: 5ea852

Beg for forgiveness.
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No. 698267 ID: 02422f

>all our mech progress broke
Dang. I uh, really hope the smith can fix those.

>I AM FUCKED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO
Get fucked. Maybe it'll be satisfied getting some tentacle action instead of with your life.
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No. 698268 ID: 534caf

assume the position
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No. 698272 ID: 5ad4a7

>>698265
Run!
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No. 698284 ID: 2ccbb3

Guess there's always next year

GRAB THE ENGINE AND SET IT TO OVERLOAD ALREADY!!!
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No. 698290 ID: e0e3fe

>>698265
Assert dominance, stretch out your tiny arms and start growling at him.
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No. 698382 ID: b88e47

Bend over and start presenting. Pray it leaves you afterwards.
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No. 698415 ID: f6442a

Don't wave! Its vision is based on ocean.
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No. 698525 ID: 34de28
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698525

HEY ISN'T THAT A SKIMPY DRESSED SCHOOLGIRL?
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No. 698526 ID: 34de28
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698526

HAHAHAHAH WORKS EVERYTIME!

SEE YOU, YOU DUMB TENTACLE MONST

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No. 698527 ID: 34de28
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698527

ERGBLRGH!
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No. 698529 ID: 34de28
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698529

PLEASE NO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

OK I'M NOT REALLY SORRY, BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS NO?!?

OH GODS I CAN'T LOOK!

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No. 698531 ID: 2ccbb3

Game over?
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No. 698532 ID: 34de28
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698532

Swiiish!

CHOP!

SPLAT!

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No. 698533 ID: 34de28
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698533

OUCH.

I FELL ON THE GROUND I THINK?

STILL TOO SCARED TO OPEN MY EYES. IS IT SAFE?

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No. 698535 ID: 211d83

Yeah it killed you and you are in goblin heaven now. Or maybe goblin hell if you were bad.
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No. 698536 ID: 6cb462

Keep your eyes closed. If you can't see him, he can't see you.
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No. 698540 ID: f6442a

It's the goblin king! Aw man, he must have been about to seduce that water elemental! You are in big trouble now, young lady.
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No. 698552 ID: 92a560

"Hi dad."
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No. 698553 ID: 15a025

It's Micky motherfucking mouse! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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No. 698555 ID: 34de28
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698555

YOU ARE IN A SEA OF TROUBLE, YOUNG LADY!

AH CRAP...

HEY! LANGUAGE!

SORRY DAD...
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No. 698557 ID: 34de28
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698557

GIBSEBELLA MEREDITH MCMANHAMMER: WHAT IN THE THREE HELLS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING? YOUR MOTHER IS EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! SORRYSORRYSORRY! I WAS TRYING TO BE A GOOD GOBLIN AND CONQUER THINGS WITH A MECHA!

IT'S GOBLIN WEEK DAD!


GOBLIN WEEK IS ALMOST OVER ALREADY! AND YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY IS WAY TOO NEAR FOR YOU TO GET KILLED LIKE A FOOL! YOU MIGHT HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAVERY FROM ME, BUT YOU AREN'T AS THOUGH AS ME!

YEAH... I'M SORRY...

SIGH...

IT'S FINE. COME. LET'S GO HOME BEFORE YOUR MOTHER STARTS MOBILITATING THE ARMY AGAIN.

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No. 698558 ID: 34de28
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698558

OH WELL... THIS GOBLIN WEEK PLAN WAS A COMPLETE HOLE IN THE WATER. BUT I'M SURE THAT NEXT YEAR IS GOING TO WORK PERFECTLY!

BY THE WAY... YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS.

...

FUCK.



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No. 698561 ID: 5e372b

Like father, like daughter.

Good end, good quest.
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No. 698571 ID: 02422f

Aw. No slime secks, no mecha. Lose-lose.
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No. 698586 ID: 99a64d

>>698571
Maybe when she's older...
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No. 698588 ID: e0e3fe

Very nice quest. A lot of fun.
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No. 698589 ID: e0e3fe
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698589

10/10
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No. 698662 ID: 15a025

Had no idea this was Macmanhammer's kid. Thanks for bringing him back.
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No. 698663 ID: 5e372b

>>698662
I kinda had a feeling from the start. Something about her behavior just seemed... familiar.
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No. 698672 ID: 5ea852

>>698662
You should've suspected something from the start when the Chamberlain appeared.
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