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696962 No. 696962 ID: dcf347

HEY SUCKERS YOU KNOW WHAT WEEK IS THIS?

IT'S GOBLIN WEEK!

MEANS IT'S TIME TO BE THE A SMALL GREEN MEANIE PIECE OF SHIT!

BEST WEEK!

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No. 697302 ID: ad0c2a
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697302

FUCK YEAH!

SWEET GNOMISH STEAM GAUNTLETS ACQUIRED!

I FEEL ALMOST INVINCIBLE ALREADY!


OH CRAP, THE GUARDS ARE COMING BACK...

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No. 697303 ID: 2a7417

Stuff the starmetal down your shirt and run.
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No. 697306 ID: 3d2d5f

>>697302
Grab starmetal and run right through the guards.
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No. 697317 ID: fa8f9d

You can at least get him out of there before he dies or something.
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No. 697352 ID: 92a560

Use your dress as a bag by tying off the openings and stuff as much starmetal you can carry, and then book it.
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No. 697366 ID: 133345
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697366

Uh? Do you hear that?

Hear what?

Sounds like impending doom...
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No. 697367 ID: 133345
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697367

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
COMING THROUGH! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY SHORTIES!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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No. 697368 ID: 133345
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697368

Oh... you actually managed to get the stuff...

YUP! NOW WE CAN BUILD THE MECHA RIGHT?

Eeeehm, not really...

WHAT WHY?!
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No. 697371 ID: 133345
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697371

So... I checked my schematics and the deposit and we are missing a bunch of things...

UUUURGH WHAT NOW...

Let's see... We are out of Fire Runes since the King needed them for the barbeque with the orcs next week. The only one that should have spare left is the fire elemental near the volcano. We are also out of cooling liquid, and the next shipment is coming in three weeks. So unless you get a better idea for the cooling system we are done. Aaaaaaand if you really want the mecha to transform, i need you to get me a slimecore, that way i can apply the fluidification magic to help the morphing mechanism.


SORRY I FELL ASLEEP MIDWAY. WHAT WE NEED AGAIN?

...

Fire runes. Volcano. Fire elemental.
Slime core. Probably swamps.
Something to substitute the cooling liquid.

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No. 697374 ID: 3d2d5f

Tell him to start building the parts he can while you're gone.

To the volcano!
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No. 697375 ID: 13ac27

SUBSTITUTE THE COOLING LIQUID WITH THE TEARS OF YOUR ENIMIES
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No. 697379 ID: 5ea852

Check with Ice Giants for cooling liquid. If they refuse to cooperate, use their blood as substitute.
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No. 697381 ID: 99a64d

>>697375
SUBSTITUTE COOLING LIQUID WITH MAGMA FOR HEATING LIQUID! firey death awaits our enemies
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No. 697385 ID: 133345
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697385

OFF TO THE VOLCANO THEN!

MAYBE I CAN EVEN GET A BUCKET OF LAVA FOR FREE!

NICE!

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No. 697386 ID: 133345
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697386

HEY ANYONE IN THERE?

YOOOOOOOOH?

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No. 697388 ID: 133345
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697388

Oh, what a sweet little girl! I'm sorry, but my son can't come out to play today, he is not at home today!

ACTUALLY I AM HERE BECAUSE I NEED SOME FIRE RUNES! YOU GOT ANY TO SPARE FIRELADY?

What do you need that for, sweetie?
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No. 697389 ID: 5ad4a7

>>697388
A SUPER COOL ROBOT!
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No. 697390 ID: 5ea852

EMPIRE BUILDING!
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No. 697395 ID: 15a025

To build a super cool robot duh.
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No. 697396 ID: 171e1d

...CHARITY?
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No. 697399 ID: 133345
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697399

THEY ARE FOR UUUUUUH...

CHARITY?


Oh? And for what kind of charity?

IT'S FOR THE UUUUUUH... ORGANIZATION "LET'S BUILD A GIANT ROBOT FOR POOR GOBLINS THAT WANT TO CONQUER EMPIRES BUT STRUGGLE IN GETTING FIRE RUNES?"

Oh my. Those poor goblins. You are such a good little lady! So charitable and adorable! Look at these beautiful cheeks!

NNFFRRGH!

Wait here sweetie, i'm gonna grab you some nice fire runes!
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No. 697400 ID: 133345
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697400

OK...

THAT KIND OF-SORT OF- WORKED...

I GOT MY RUNES AT LEAST.

NOW WHAT?

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No. 697402 ID: f56624

>>697400
Seek medical attention
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No. 697404 ID: 15a025

Get that sick burn treated.
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No. 697405 ID: 5ea852

Return with the runes. Cry along the way to alleviate the pain and to cool off the burned area with said tears.
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No. 697409 ID: 3663d3

maybe get the cooling liquid. use fire runes to prevent frostbite
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No. 697410 ID: 0b66e1

>>697400
Go find an icy lake to dunk your face in.

And to serve as your cooling system.
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No. 697437 ID: 5ad4a7

Go capture an ice elemental to make icewater for the cooling liquid!
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No. 697438 ID: f6442a

Find cooling system. Raid the fridge?
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No. 697447 ID: 2ccbb3

Ointment. Now.
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No. 697792 ID: 190a05
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697792

WELL! GOT THE RUNES BACK AND NABBED SOME HEAL! ALMOST AS GOOD AS NEW!

TIME TO CHECK IF I MANAGE TO FIND SOME COOLING STUFF.

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No. 697794 ID: 190a05
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697794

BEST PLACE TO CHECK FOR THIS SHOULD BE THE DEADMAN SUBTERREAN LAKE RIGHT?

THIS PLACE IS AS COLD AS MY LOVE FOR BORING PEOPLE!

AND IN FACT IT'S FUCKING COLD HOLY CRAP.

GOOD JOB ME FOR FORGETTING TO PUT ON MORE CLOTHES.

AND GOOD THING I KEPT ONE OF THOSE RUNES, AT LEAST I'M NOT FREEZING.

OK, LET'S GET TO BUSINESS. HOW AM I GOING TO GET SOMETHING FROM HERE?

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No. 697800 ID: 92a560

Tie up your dress and use it as a bag
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No. 697806 ID: 3d2d5f

>>697794
Search for a water pixie or something you can capture.
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No. 697809 ID: acc3d2

>>697806
Seconding this. Just start screaming until you get the water pixies' attention.
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No. 697813 ID: 2a7417

Freeze the water and carry it back as one big chunk of ice.
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No. 697825 ID: 2ccbb3

Use your gear to climb and jump across the canyon.
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No. 698069 ID: d75ed1
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698069

OK. MY DRESS ISN'T WATERPROOF IT SEEMS. CAN'T USE IT TO BRING BACK THE WATER...

BUMMER.

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No. 698070 ID: d75ed1
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698070

MAYBE I CAN GET SOMEONE TO HELP ME FREEZE THIS CRAPPY WATER.

BUT I DON'T SEE ANYONE. BETTER CLIMB THIS ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE.

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No. 698071 ID: d75ed1
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698071

HEEEEEEEEEEY!
ANYONE HOME? ANY PIXIE? MERMAID? WATER RELATED THING?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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No. 698072 ID: d75ed1
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698072

BAH. SEEMS THERE IS NO ONE AROUND.
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No. 698073 ID: 3663d3

seems water elemental appeared behind you.
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No. 698074 ID: 3d2d5f

>>698072
You found a water elemental! Harder to catch than a pixie.

...swallow it.
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No. 698077 ID: 15a025

Drink the water thing that's behind you.
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No. 698084 ID: 3fbb37

>>698072
Don't get gobbled up by its goofy goop!
Don't get pricked by its tickle-y tentacles!
Don't get killed by its bill-paying skill!
Basically: LOOK OUT
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No. 698085 ID: 5ad4a7

>>698072
Oh well just turn around and go home.
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No. 698087 ID: d75ed1
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698087

OH HEY THERE IS SOMEONE HERE! I WAS ABOUT TO GO HOME!

HELLO HELLO! WANNA HELP ME BUILD A MECHA TO CONQUER EVERYTHING?


blarblub!

IS THAT A YES OR A NO?

blarblub!
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No. 698088 ID: d75ed1
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698088

WELL DOESN'T MATTER! 'CAUSE I'M GONNA SUCK YOU UP AND BRING YOU HOME ANYWAY!
HERE I COME!

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No. 698089 ID: d75ed1
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698089

OK THAT DIDN'T WORK AS PLANNED!

HELP!

HEEEEEEEEEEELP!

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No. 698090 ID: 5ad4a7

>>698089
Swim! SWIIIIIIM!
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No. 698092 ID: 799984

Quick, suck it up! Use every orifice to your advantage!
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No. 698093 ID: 02422f

>>698089
Drink it!
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No. 698095 ID: 5ad4a7

Oh wait! The fire rune! Use it to boil away the water elemental!
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No. 698123 ID: 5dfa3a

Yeah I bet water elementals hate being drunk. It'll probably spit you out!
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No. 698161 ID: 15a025

Just suck him up like Kirby or swim out.
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No. 698207 ID: 2ccbb3

PEE IN HIM

And GO FASTER! Goblin week is almost up!
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No. 698244 ID: acb896
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698244

OH YEAH? TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME YOU SHIT!

I'M GONNA DRINK YOU UP!

FROM THE INSIDE!!!

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No. 698245 ID: acb896
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698245

UH-OH!

MIGHT HAVE DRANK TOO MUCH...

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No. 698246 ID: acb896
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698246

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No. 698247 ID: acb896
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698247

WELL...

AT LEAST I'M OUT...

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.

....

WAIT NO! I CAN!

AND IT HURTS LIKE FUCK!

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No. 698248 ID: acb896
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698248

OH BOY...

HE DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT FOR SURE.

HE'S PISSED.

HEH

GET IT?

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No. 698249 ID: 2ccbb3

>>698248
Use the fire rune!
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No. 698255 ID: 3783b9

>>698248
Run back and lead it after you. Language barrier problem solved!
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No. 698258 ID: 02422f

>>698249
Yup. Evaporate enough of the elemental that it becomes small enough to capture and enslave as your cooling system.
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No. 698260 ID: f02a77

Threaten it with MORE PISS.
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No. 698262 ID: acb896
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698262

HEY SUCKER! LOOK WHAT I GOT!

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! A FIRE RUNE! NOW FOLLOW ME QUIETLY OR I'M GONNA VAPORIZE YOU!

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No. 698263 ID: acb896
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698263

UH!
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No. 698264 ID: acb896
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698264

CRAPCRAPCRAP!

SHIT!

OH GODS! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO PISS IN YOU!

SONOFABITCH!

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No. 698265 ID: acb896
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698265

THERE GOES MY MECHALEGS!

OH MAN...

I AM FUCKED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO...

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No. 698266 ID: 5ea852

Beg for forgiveness.
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No. 698267 ID: 02422f

>all our mech progress broke
Dang. I uh, really hope the smith can fix those.

>I AM FUCKED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO
Get fucked. Maybe it'll be satisfied getting some tentacle action instead of with your life.
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No. 698268 ID: 534caf

assume the position
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No. 698272 ID: 5ad4a7

>>698265
Run!
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No. 698284 ID: 2ccbb3

Guess there's always next year

GRAB THE ENGINE AND SET IT TO OVERLOAD ALREADY!!!
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No. 698290 ID: e0e3fe

>>698265
Assert dominance, stretch out your tiny arms and start growling at him.
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No. 698382 ID: b88e47

Bend over and start presenting. Pray it leaves you afterwards.
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No. 698415 ID: f6442a

Don't wave! Its vision is based on ocean.
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No. 698525 ID: 34de28
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698525

HEY ISN'T THAT A SKIMPY DRESSED SCHOOLGIRL?
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No. 698526 ID: 34de28
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698526

HAHAHAHAH WORKS EVERYTIME!

SEE YOU, YOU DUMB TENTACLE MONST

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No. 698527 ID: 34de28
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698527

ERGBLRGH!
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No. 698529 ID: 34de28
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698529

PLEASE NO! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

OK I'M NOT REALLY SORRY, BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS NO?!?

OH GODS I CAN'T LOOK!

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No. 698531 ID: 2ccbb3

Game over?
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No. 698532 ID: 34de28
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698532

Swiiish!

CHOP!

SPLAT!

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No. 698533 ID: 34de28
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698533

OUCH.

I FELL ON THE GROUND I THINK?

STILL TOO SCARED TO OPEN MY EYES. IS IT SAFE?

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No. 698535 ID: 211d83

Yeah it killed you and you are in goblin heaven now. Or maybe goblin hell if you were bad.
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No. 698536 ID: 6cb462

Keep your eyes closed. If you can't see him, he can't see you.
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No. 698540 ID: f6442a

It's the goblin king! Aw man, he must have been about to seduce that water elemental! You are in big trouble now, young lady.
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No. 698552 ID: 92a560

"Hi dad."
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No. 698553 ID: 15a025

It's Micky motherfucking mouse! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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No. 698555 ID: 34de28
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698555

YOU ARE IN A SEA OF TROUBLE, YOUNG LADY!

AH CRAP...

HEY! LANGUAGE!

SORRY DAD...
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No. 698557 ID: 34de28
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698557

GIBSEBELLA MEREDITH MCMANHAMMER: WHAT IN THE THREE HELLS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING? YOUR MOTHER IS EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! SORRYSORRYSORRY! I WAS TRYING TO BE A GOOD GOBLIN AND CONQUER THINGS WITH A MECHA!

IT'S GOBLIN WEEK DAD!


GOBLIN WEEK IS ALMOST OVER ALREADY! AND YOUR MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY IS WAY TOO NEAR FOR YOU TO GET KILLED LIKE A FOOL! YOU MIGHT HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAVERY FROM ME, BUT YOU AREN'T AS THOUGH AS ME!

YEAH... I'M SORRY...

SIGH...

IT'S FINE. COME. LET'S GO HOME BEFORE YOUR MOTHER STARTS MOBILITATING THE ARMY AGAIN.

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No. 698558 ID: 34de28
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698558

OH WELL... THIS GOBLIN WEEK PLAN WAS A COMPLETE HOLE IN THE WATER. BUT I'M SURE THAT NEXT YEAR IS GOING TO WORK PERFECTLY!

BY THE WAY... YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS.

...

FUCK.



- THE END -
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No. 698561 ID: 5e372b

Like father, like daughter.

Good end, good quest.
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No. 698571 ID: 02422f

Aw. No slime secks, no mecha. Lose-lose.
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No. 698586 ID: 99a64d

>>698571
Maybe when she's older...
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No. 698588 ID: e0e3fe

Very nice quest. A lot of fun.
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No. 698589 ID: e0e3fe
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698589

10/10
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No. 698662 ID: 15a025

Had no idea this was Macmanhammer's kid. Thanks for bringing him back.
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No. 698663 ID: 5e372b

>>698662
I kinda had a feeling from the start. Something about her behavior just seemed... familiar.
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No. 698672 ID: 5ea852

>>698662
You should've suspected something from the start when the Chamberlain appeared.
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