PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING

FUCK THE PUNCH OUT OF EVERYTHING

duel the unicorn

Despair as your head explodes from the sheer ridiculousness of this scenario.

Kiss the unicorn.

!KNs1o0VDv6!!tlBGp2LJVl 2009/10/25(Sun)18:44 No. 69524 ID: 4afac2
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The sight is incredible, you the marvelous Highlord of the seven seas, punching with your little narwhal flipper the shit out of the man in red while raping the poor man hand. After a (too) short fight, you leave the dark and watery and dark room full of bodily fluid covered man to the great hall of insanity. There you meet the man that taught you everything about being an Highlord AND a narwhal Highlord.

Sharky “sharkface” “narwhal killer” “lol” “madnerd” “Ray” “The man who saw the bear” Shark.

Dont you fucking dear to make some “jump the shark joke, you madman” he said in his kinky latino-shark voice.

As adrenaline begin to fill your body with, adrenaline you know it time to...

...hide the thread and move on.

>>69525
This.

>>69524
MARRY HIM.

>>69533
YES

Cunt punt

Hide the thread and move on.

>>69524

do what must be done by you. help your brother to defeat the enemies

do what needs to be done and help my brother defeat the enemies.

Sharky is sidered by the proposition. I .. Taught you friendzonned me a long one ago NigFag. Yes I want to YEs! But then an harpoonesque detonation is heard and sharky "Oui oui Mon ami " fall dead to the ground and die, on the dead ground. Behind him ... Your brother-uncle

tell sharky to suck a dick
/quest

>>69545
NO SHARKY WHY DID YOU GO AND DIE AND LEAVE ME ALL ALONE
NOW IT IS TIME TO alright I can't play along any more, it's too much. *hidethread*

Oh Shi- it's on now. Attack!

Sharky go su... -HEs deadly and dead nigerfa say your brother-uncle. We have to leave this world , it isn't for us anymore. As you rush to the stairway leaving forever sharky "sage" shark deadly corpse, your brother uncle knee shatter. The guard are rushing for you! Will you try to save your incestuous brother?

Begrudingly, yes. It is our sacred duty after all, and we promised our sister/father.

Hide the thread and move on.

Crix!!AxZzWyL2L2 2009/10/25(Sun)23:35 No. 69681 ID: a2a4ba
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what is this thread still doing here I mean really

>>69580

As a proud and noble narwhal Highlord, you decide to carry your brotherly (and uncly) brother-uncle on your back. As the underwater guard attack your brother, all of their blow are deflected by his [Thick Hide] who give +9 to constitution.

You finally enter an enormous room lite by an huge opening on the cellar. At the other end of the second level of the temple of Cthulhu lie and enormous sea sponge guarding the opening to the fabled rainbow room, where lie sleeping Cthulhu.

-Niggerfaggot! I just realized that we narwhals doesn't have knee, I can walk, yeah yeah yeah I can waaaalk.

Your turn guises.

Attack the seasponge. We require an audience with Cthulhu if we're ever to complete our quest.

Okay, that's enough. We do still have some standards.