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HYUP

$$$ 2016/01/08(Fri)20:36 No. 692330 ID: 3a9db6
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H-h… ha ha ha. HA HA! Yesss. You did it. You jumped out of a god damn train. Holy shit what a rush.

Ok. Successful failure. Going Apollo 13 on this bitch. So what if you ditched the loot. That whole heist was goin’ south anyway. Important thing is… the feds’ll never find you out here!

WAH HA HA HA!

Aaaallll the way out in… in…

$$$ 2016/01/08(Fri)20:37 No. 692332 ID: 3a9db6
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Sudden turtle: “Oh-ho! Why hullo there stranger! Were you laughing just now?”

You: “What? No, I wasn’t laughing. Why would I be laughing alone?”

Sudden turtle: “Well golly, I dunno, now that you mention it! What’s your name, newcomer?”

>_

Rook Johnson.

Charlemagne "The Legend" Llewellyn.

>>692332
Martin

>>692332
Phil

Fritz

Charlemagne 2016/01/08(Fri)21:02 No. 692345 ID: 3a9db6
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>Charlemagne "The Legend" Llewellyn

You: “Folks call me Charlie. The ladies call me Chuck.”

Charlemagne 2016/01/08(Fri)21:02 No. 692347 ID: 3a9db6
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Turtle: “Charlie, eh! Well ain’t that a good name for a fella. You comin’ by old Coxwette to visit?”

You: “Actually I was hoping to find someplace to stay a little longer.”

Turtle: “WELL AIN’T THAT A PEACH!! We ain’t had newcomers in a MICRO-WAVE MINUTE!”

You: “So there’s someplace I can stay for awhile?”

Turtle: “Well o’ course!”

You: “I appreciate it, pal. I don’t have a lot to move in-”

Turtle: “HOLD ON THERE friend! You ain’t thinkin’ you’ll stay for free are ya?”

You: “I’m a little strapped for… look, I don’t have anything. I’m broke, pal.”

Turtle: “Well that’s an easy one, pally! You just gotta find yourself a job! Plenty o’ people in town need a helpin’ hand. I figger you can go ask around, and you’ll find a place to stay, too!”

You: “Know of any place in particular, or…?”

Turtle: “W… SURE!! We got the post office, the library, the bakery, the café… oh, and the Plath House o’ course. Ol’ Mona Plath runs a bed ‘n’ breakfast in her BIG OL’ HOUSE!”

>>692347
Big old house sounds like the best lead.

Unless payday is today, we're gonna need somewhere free to sleep tonight though.

Kill this turtle man.

I say the Cafe. We can get some complimentary employee coffee and brood.

>>692347
Big house. With those charming good looks you might be able to get a free night's stay. Or, at least, a job.

Cafe, also ask for the name of this turtle.

Charlemagne 2016/01/08(Fri)21:39 No. 692363 ID: 3a9db6
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>>692351
As much as you'd love to, you're on the lamb. You've gotta fly straight.

...for a while. At least.

Charlemagne 2016/01/08(Fri)21:53 No. 692367 ID: 3a9db6
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You decide that the Big Old House is the best lead for the moment, and your best shot at getting a free bed for the night. The café probably doesn’t have beds.

You: “Thanks pal.”

Turtle: “Don’t ya dare mention in, friendo! It’s a pleasure, y’hear? Any time, friend!!! The name’s Harold! Harold Pal!”

What a fuckin’ asshole.

Charlemagne 2016/01/08(Fri)21:53 No. 692368 ID: 3a9db6
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[NEW MISSION]

Charlemagne 2016/01/08(Fri)21:53 No. 692369 ID: 3a9db6
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That asshole wasn’t kidding. This place is HUGE. Fountains, topiaries… you’ve never seen so many horizontal panels or Norman windows in my god damned life! You grab hold of one of them knockers and let it fly.

Charlemagne 2016/01/08(Fri)21:54 No. 692370 ID: 3a9db6
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Lady: “O-oh… hello. I don’t think I’ve seen you before. How can I help you, sir?”

Tell her you need a place to stay while you job hunting.

"It's no surprise you've not seen me before, miss, as I've only just arrived in town! As a fresh immigrant, I of course have two dire needs: At least one job, and a minimum of one place to stay. I was assured you deal in the latter, and with the size of your establishment, I also have hopes to the former!"

... You did remember to brush the worst of the train dust off yourself, right? Good first impressions, Charlie.

>>692370
Use that charm! Introduce yourself and play the whole "Innocent guy in need of a good home". Or, y'know, ask for a job.

>>692370

I'm just a weary traveller getting settled in to a strange land. Can you help me?

Charlemagne 2016/01/09(Sat)02:08 No. 692406 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “I’m new in town, ma’am, and I’m looking for a job to help me get situated. I’d be mighty appreciative if you might tell me about a place I could stay the ni-”

She gasps and yanks the door open.

Lady: “Golly! A visitor! A… an actual visitor!”

You: “Pardon-”

Lady: “Come in! Come in out of the cold! Let me get you a plate of food. Not… not that I cook that much when there are no guests… but I hope you’re not too put off if I have a meal ready to eat already. Come in, come in!”

Charlemagne 2016/01/09(Sat)02:09 No. 692408 ID: 3a9db6
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Lady: “Th-there we are! So cozy! Your blanket is warmed, pillows fluffed, and I’ve got you a lovely bowl of soup next to the fire. I made it myself! Are you comfy, Mister…?”

You: “Lewellyn.”

Lady: “Mister Lewellyn. I’m Ramona Plath, owner of the Plath House Inn. It’s lovely to have a visitor. So lovely!”

You: “Call me Chuck.”

Ramona: “Can I get you anything else?”

>>692408
Glass of water? Some lovely conversation?

I take it she doesn't get many guests. Must be hard having such a large lovely home for the purpose of having guests and then having no guests.

That was rather quick. Tell her: This is lovely, but before you both get swept further, you don't want to misrepresent yourself. You should really make it clear that there's a reason you mentioned the job first. You were hoping to find something before the end of the day, so that an advance could hopefully fund your staying somewhere.

You could say: This is such a nice inn, you're quite sure you don't have enough money right now to be able to afford staying here, though does seem exactly what a weary traveler needs. You could offer to owe her, and pay once you do have the funds in a few days or so, but of course she'd be in her rights not to trust the words of a stranger. Alternately, if she had any needs you could see to, either, you'd be happy to pay for lodging that way as well.

Actually, I was wondering if I could get a job, but it seems like what you need most is someone to bring in customers.

>>692368
Sidequests:
☐ Kill the turtle man and get away with it

>>692406
>>692408
Gonna go out on a limb here, but it sure sounds like this inn doesn't get any visitors from her reaction.

>“Can I get you anything else?”
*eyebrow waggle* Company for the evening?

A job.
Could you get me a job so we can pay you back for all your hospitality?

Charlemagne 2016/01/09(Sat)19:39 No. 692580 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “I’m truly appreciative, ma’am-”

Ramona: “Please, call me Mona.”

You: “I’m truly appreciative Mona, but see, I need a job if I want to make a lasting living here in town.”

Ramona: “Strong work ethic, I see. You know, you remind me of my husband in that way. Such an honest man. I could use someone to help with cleaning. You know, like a… like a…”

You: “A maid.”

Ramona: “Well, maybe not in such a word, but yes.”

You give Ramona a sly grin.

You: “Are you sure there’s nothing else I could offer in exchange for staying the night?”

Ramona: “Other than that, well… it may surprise you, but the Plath House is rather strained for visitors. It reflects on the poor state of tourism in Coxwette. If we could get someone to bring us at least one new visitor. After you, of course. I know it’s not much, and you’re probably looking at other offers in town.”

She’s right - there probably are other jobs available in town. You consider the offer carefully.

Accept housekeeping job? Y/N

>>692580

YES
BE A QT CROSSDRESSING MAIDBOY

PLAN A: FIND CUTE FURRY WAIFU IS ABANDONED FORM HEREON OUT

PLAN B: BECOME TRAP AND FIND CUTE FURRY HUSBANDO IS IN EFFECT

>>692582

PLAN C: Don't become a crossdressing maid. Actually, given his nature he might just.. Well, maybe he'd look good in a maid outfit

>you remind me of my husband in that way
Where is he at the moment; shouldn't he be keeping such a beautiful woman company?
(getting an outright statement if he's dead. Don't want to have him show up when we're trying to mack on his wifey)

I like the idea of him being a maid, but I wanna see who'd we work with at the library, cafe, and bakery.

I think we should check other offers first. I do find the idea of crossdressing maid trap adventures way more tempting than I am comfortable with though.

The male term is 'manservant,' as maid is to maidservant. So sure, you can do housework.

On the one hand, there are probably better jobs, but on the other, you'd be more likely to get those jobs if you were able to rest for a night and get cleaned up.

I'd say turn down a long-term position for now, just until you look to see if there's anything that would suit you better. But in exchange for a bed and a washbasin, you'd be happy to spend your evenings helping her with anything that a strapping young man would be especially useful for. Like... moving furniture! Or chopping firewood. Or is that an anachronism? She has a fireplace right there behind you, you must be able to do that.

Say, Charlie, if we're going to look for work, maybe you should think for a moment on what your particular talents are?

Charlemagne 2016/01/09(Sat)20:17 No. 692589 ID: 3a9db6
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You think you had best to wait to see some more offers before you take this job, but you do need a place to stay.

You: “I’d like to get to know the town a bit before I take on the job, but I am happy to work off anything I owe for the night. Say… where is your husband, anyway?”

Ramona: “Oh… yes, of course. I will let you know if there is anything you can help with tonight. My husband, ah… yes, well. He… if I was a better wife he would still be here. He left when our daughter was born. I’d… really rather not…”

It's fine if she doesn't want to talk about it. Did not expect to find out she was a mother though. How old is her daughter?

Charlemagne 2016/01/09(Sat)20:42 No. 692595 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Oh, you have a daughter?”

Ramona is insanely glad for a change of subject.

Ramona: “Yes, she’s eighteen, and she works as the head librarian down at the Coxwette Library. Can you believe it? Just she and I growing up in this big old house. I’m so proud.”

You: “She sounds like a wonderful individual, Ramona. You have reason to be-”

Charlemagne 2016/01/09(Sat)20:42 No. 692596 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Wait, did you say eighteen?”

NEW new mission: tap that.

for now, cover up your curiosity with a compliment to her "you look so young yourself it surprised me"

>>692597
Yeah, we can't be discounting any mother/daughter action this early in the game.

Whatever you do, do not imagine a mother/daughter three way.

So have you taken a chance to try the food yet?

>>692596
>>692597
No.

He must tap both of them.

>>692580
Butle up that butlering job, butler!

>>692603
Yup. The cuddly inkeeper and the sexy librarian must be wooed.

Potentially at the same time.

Perhaps shouting things that imply that you wish to... partake of the woman's daughter is not the best choice if you want that job

Charlemagne 2016/01/09(Sat)21:28 No. 692610 ID: 3a9db6
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You backpedal vigorously.

You: “I just… you look so young! I’d never in a thousand years believe you had a daughter of eighteen, Mona.”

Ramona blushes and turns away.

Ramona: “Oh… no, no. I’m just… I’m just an ugly old bag. That’s what Edward always... you’re too kind, Chuck. How do you like the soup?”

That was smooth as fuck, and your momentary panic is supplanted by a rush of testosterone. Both of them? Interesting…

Anyway, you haven’t tried the soup yet, but DON’T MIND IF YOU DO!

Charlemagne 2016/01/09(Sat)21:28 No. 692612 ID: 3a9db6
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*slurp*

>>692614
Weakly smile and say something to the line of 'not meaning to disrespect or anything, but we might need some... improvements on the food if we want to attract guests.'

>>692614
Needs more salt.

>>692614
Try not to vomit. Vomit anyways.

Violently vomit all over the place, then blame it on a horrible stomach virus you have.

Do not vomit.

>>692614
Control thy stomach (I doubt it's even that bad anyway) and ask her what she made this out of. Just... sortof... set it aside.

Do you know how to cook?

Do not talk about the cooking for now, we gotta get on her good side if we're gonna be staying here. Distract her with a flirt; most of the time, it works every time.

>>692666

do not listen to this poster, he is SATAN

Let her know her cooking needs some work. You might be able to show her some tips!(you can't possibly be a worse cook than she is)

Describe to us exactly what is wrong with the soup. That way we can help her improve her cooking and earn lots of gratitude.

pretend to enjoy the soup. give her cooking advice later, if you know anything about cooking.

"You might need some fresher ingredients."

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)11:14 No. 692725 ID: 3a9db6
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The soup tastes like dishwater with newspaper left in to soak out the ink, then a shovel full of salt and pepper added. There might be what you think is chicken floating in the godawful broth, but it may also be pieces of bread or possibly old cheese. Breaking open the chunks reveals pockets of crumbly dreck somehow completely untouched by the liquid. It smells decent, which only serves to betray the mouth to a nasty surprise.

You ask her what is in it.

Ramona: “Oh, hm, I used the broth from some bones and cobs I had kept frozen since last year’s Cornfest. I boiled in some capers and celery leaves and then added carrots, sugar, salt, and pepper. Oh, and I also used some oil from the fryer, but there’s no actual potato in it, I don’t think.”

Even if you knew the first thing about cooking, this woman is beyond instruction.

She says she doesn't cook much when there aren't guests. So what exactly is it she eats when she isn't cooking?

I think it's time to give her some cooking lessons then. It's clear she doesn't know anything about preparing a nice meal.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)12:06 No. 692731 ID: 3a9db6
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You try to phrase this tactfully.

You: “So, Mona, do you cook for yourself usually?”

Ramona: “Oh, sometimes I do, but usually I go over to the Farthing Passion Café. Penny cooks it up better than anyone in town.”

You: “I’ll b e sure to stop by.”

Ramona: “Oh, and if I’m feeling a bit… naughty,”

Your ears perk up.

Ramona [whispering]: “I grab myself a Danish at Marcie’s Bakery. Don’t tell anyone!”

You: “Uh… your secret is safe with me.”

Teased again! Maybe you should go over to that bakery and try to get a job there?

Let's try out that library next. I want to see this woman's daughter.

Maybe we need the cafe or bakery to supply the inn with food for guests. Can't have her poisoning people.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)12:57 No. 692747 ID: 3a9db6
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Well, that bitch can’t cook for shit. No wonder her husband left. As much as you’d love to visit the library, you feel that you should get your job squared away first. Can’t just go around robbing people here, can you? No. Of course you can’t.

You go to the bakery.

You are now free to roam the town as you’d like. You may request to see your current MISSION LIST at any time, and you may also consult the TOWN MAP, which is posted in the town square.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)12:57 No. 692748 ID: 3a9db6
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You arrive at the bakery. A whimsical sign above the door reads “Pan’s Cake Bakery”. Like everything else in this town, except for maybe the Plath House, it’s a miserably quaint and charming little building. At the moment, it’s devoid of visitors, but it has two booths, a display counter, and one of those tacky little rotating display glass cases. All are full of luscious pastries.

Cat: “W’ah! A newcomer! And you’re a cat just like me! You… are a cat, right?”

You: “Probably.”

Cat: “My name’s Marcie! What can I get for you today? I’d love to fill you up something tasty!”

>>692748

We only just met, girl, at least let me take you to dinner first.

>>692751
Wait, if her wanting to fill us up something tasty is something sexual does that mean she isn't quite a her?

Anyway we're kinda new here and looking for a job. Some turtle we met said you might be looking for help.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)13:26 No. 692753 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “We just met! At least let me buy you dinner first!”

Marcie: “You want to buy me dinner…? Why… why that’s so kind!”

You: “Uh… y…”

She doesn’t get it. You immediately regret your joke.

>I’d love to fill you up something tasty!

What a coincidence!

... Nothing right now, I'm afraid. I'm actually looking around town to see if there's anyone with an opening for me.

For a job.

I just happened to come here first, but once I have something to spend, I'm sure I'll be back here regularly. You wouldn't know anyone who needs help with anything, would you?

Tell her you actually came here looking for a job.

...how is everyone in this town stupid?

>>692753
Now tell her you want her to play test a new mouth-based video game.

>>692759
If by stupid you mean unaware of sexual innuendo you should remember they live in a town called cocks wet.

Ask about possible job openings.

>>692753
Either backpeddle, or schedule any date / dinner a few evenings hence, when you'll actually be able to afford anything.

No backing out!

Say you were kind of joking, but you would like to. You don't actually have any idea of what places you go for dinner in this town, though, and you're not sure when you're going to be free to take her out, since you don't know what job you're going to find.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)14:18 No. 692772 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “As much as I’d love dinner with such a lovely young lady, I’ve come searching for a job, ma’am. Do you have any openings?”

Marcie: “Gosh, you’re sweeter than a fresh cream filling! Yes mister, I’ve got a nice hand job for you if’n you’re interested!”

You: “…excuse me?”

Marcie: “Y’know, a job where you’ll be up using your hands. Not one of them lousy book-and-desk jobs like they got up at the library. I need a delivery boy!”

oh okay, that sounds good.

What's the pay?

What is she doing with her left hand? If it is what I think she's doing that motion can't possibly have anything to do with a job as a delivery boy.

How many delivery requests does she get in such a small town anyway?

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)14:41 No. 692777 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “That sounds like a sweet gig.”

Marcie: “Hah!”

You: “What’s the rate?”

Marcie: “30 bux a day, plus commission for big loads!”

You: “Not bad…”

Not as good as boosting banks, but not bad for a fast job.

You: “How many deliveries do you get in a small town like these?”

Marcie: “Folks ‘round here love their pastries, but they’re all so busy workin’ - yours truly included - that they don’t have time to come inside!”

You: “So I’d just be delivering to everyone?”

Marcie: “You got it, mister. Everyone in town gets a piece of these buns!”

Well at the very least it would give you a chance to see the town, and check things out

So we'd be taking a large load? Of bread that is. For as small as the town seems it seems like a job worth taking.

So we would be delivering hot loads from your oven all throughout the town?

>>692777
I'd sure like to fill that position. How about you show me the ropes?

You'd only be working the bakery hours, too. You'd make a delivery round around town, what, twice? Once for breakfast and once for lunch. Plenty of time in the evenings. And you can likely get a discount on buying items yourself, which you can spread around for good will.

Sounds like a good job.

>>692783

>>692783
>>692783
>>692783

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)15:56 No. 692794 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “I’d sure like to fill that position. How about you show me the ropes?”

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)15:57 No. 692795 ID: 3a9db6
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[Congratulations! You've earned your first EXP! Certain side-missions requires enough EXP to initiate. At the end of the quest, your EXP total will determine how many BONUS LEWDS you get!]

Total: 40 EXP

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)15:58 No. 692796 ID: 3a9db6
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Marcie: “I’d love to show you the ropes! I love how eager you are! That really gets me going… to work!”

You: “O… k. So, where’s the truck?”

Marcie:

>truck

Marcie laughs.

Marcie: “Oh, you were serious? There are no cars in Coxwette because there are no roads! On the bright side, though, you’ll get limited access to this marvelous ladies’ fixed-gear pannier bicycle!.”

You: “It’s… lovely.”

Marcie: “Isn’t it, though? Stop by any time to ride. You can use it on or off the job, but you’ve got to chain it up here. If to break it, you buy it!”

Breaking and/or buying it are not really options at this point, so let's be careful with it. But hey, transportation! Let's go ahead and give it a go, get right to work and impress her with our MOTIVATION

Do we have any deliveries to make now?

We should probably check that town map soonish.

>>692796
Transportation's a good thing. Where are we scheduled to take things? Maybe we can see a few new places and make some drop offs before these hot buns get cold and make the customers... cross.

Ask if you could have a small advance on your pay, just so that you can afford somewhere to stay tonight (and have a little spending money).

See if there are any deliveries due out right now. If there isn't use the bike to quickly explore town seeking out potential hotel guests or new chefs in need of employment.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)16:26 No. 692802 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Great. I’ll make sure to deliver these hot buns before they get cold and make your customers cross!”

Marcie: “That’s the spirit!”

You: “Do you get it? Like the song? Hot Cross Buns?”

Marcie stares blankly. Again you regret your joke.

You: “…ok, so where am I headed?”

Marcie: “I haven’t made any deliveries yet today, actually. We thrice weekly orders going out to the the Post Office, the Library, City Hall, the Café, the Shoppe Stoppe, the Police Department, and the Shoolhouse!”

You: “Wow, that’s… a lot of pastries. People really order that much?”

Marcie: “My hands are always busy pulling out orders, but I never fail to satisfy. Don’t worry though! I’ll be sure not to ride you too hard, and if you finish early, don’t sweat it. Just make sure you’re ready to go again in the morning!”

Marcie: “What’s your name, anyway?”

You: “Chuck. Say, anyway I can get an advance on my pay? I’m new in town, and I gotta pay for a room.”

Marcie: “No can do, sorry Chuck! My books are the tightest in town!”

You begin to sweat, and feel the need to get out of here. Where will you deliver first? Sounds like she delivers to almost everywhere in town.

>>692802
to the womenfolk first, with any luck they have assets to make up for being gormless bints.

The police, you should make sure to get in good with the law of these small towns. Make sure not to snicker if it turns out you're delivering doughnuts.

Find out where she doesn't actually deliver. Maybe there's a reason? Also hit up the town hall or post office, great place to start if you need to find your way around and learn a little history of the town.

The cops sound like a good first stop. Gives you a chance to make yourself seem like a fine, upstanding person around here.

Good gracious. Hot cross buns are literally a type of bun with a cross on them served hot, I don't know how she doesn't know them.

Ask if she has a map handy, since you don't know the town layout yet.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)17:19 No. 692815 ID: 3a9db6
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Chingedy-ching! Riding a bike!

Marcie tells you that she doesn’t have a map, but that there IS one posted up in Town Square, which is easy enough to find.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)17:20 No. 692816 ID: 3a9db6
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Dog cop lady: “Who are you? New in town. Deliverin’ for Marcie? Ok. Thanks. Drop the goods. What’ll it be?”

You accept the payment, and the officers begin to gorge on doughnuts.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)17:20 No. 692817 ID: 3a9db6
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Exp total: 50EXP

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)17:21 No. 692819 ID: 3a9db6
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>doughnuts

You start to snicker.

Dog lady cop: “Hey. Somethin’ funny newguy? Officer can’t enjoy a doughnut? You tried these things? They’re real good.”

Dog guy cop: “Mmmhm.”

>>692819
Oh, are you offering?

Just tell her that you weren't expecting a police officer to be SO DARN ATTRACTIVE. Or come up with a joke... one that isn't about cops, for safety's sake.

apologies and admit that you haven't tried them, being new.
makes freinds

No time to chit chat, our buns will start to get cold! Hurry off to city hall. Maybe you'll get to meet the mayor and possibly their cute daughter, if they have one that is.

since we already met mona, going to the library sounds like a logical option.
>>692811
yes, get a map, no need getting lost now.

>apologies and admit that you haven't tried them, being new.
And after all, you can't eat your deliveries!

>>692832
Play it off by making this bun thing into a joke you "just thought of" and haul ass.

>>692819
You'd love to try her donut, but you've got deliveries to make.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)20:29 No. 692887 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Sorry, no time to chat officer! I’ve got to get these hot buns to my customers before the get cross.”

Dog lady cop: “Ha. Hot Cross Buns. I get it. That’s funny.”

You: “Heh, I just thought of it on the fly-”

Dog lady cop: “New guy. You’re alright. I’m watchin’ you. Stay outta trouble.”

You: “Yes ma’am.”

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)20:30 No. 692888 ID: 3a9db6
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You pedal to the library. It is easily the largest building in town, and sports a grandiose facade. The sprawling courtyard is fit for a city part, with a couple of oak trees and an old well.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)20:30 No. 692889 ID: 3a9db6
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???: “Oh hello. Are you looking for a book? We have more than ten books available here. Maybe you want a computer. We have a computer lab with computers inside the lab.”

You are taken aback by the librarian’s extreme braces and snorting voice.

>>692889
Well, bitch be ugly. But we committed to a mother/daughter threeway and we have to stick to our word.

>>692889
...you'd still do her.

Maybe she just needs to be out of glasses. Or in different glasses. And not bare all her teeth and braces in a grimace all the time.

What an unfortunate reveal we have here. Deliver pastry, try to be nice, be a GOOD DELIVERYMAN.

>>692889

NEW MISSION: Unlock this girl's secret prettiness

I hope that's not Ramona's daughter. Ask her name. 'Head Librarian' implies underlings, but who knows in a tiny place like this.

I really hope that's not Ramona's daughter.

Looks cute enough to me.

Say you're here to deliver some hot, fresh pastries. And asked who built this place and why because it's enormous.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)20:51 No. 692900 ID: 3a9db6
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???: “Oh, you’re the new deliver guy…”

You: “Yeah, heh, that’s me.”

???: “One second...”

She goes to the back.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)20:52 No. 692902 ID: 3a9db6
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Someone new emerges from the back. You begin to sweat again.

????: “Oh! You must be here with the croissants! Please, set them here on the counter. I don’t think I’ve seen you here before…”

Now HERE is where you give an introduction. Cute stuff detected right here

>>692902
hnngh.png
hand her her order and tell her you'll be staying at her mum's for a while

>>692902
I'm guessing this is the Plath daughter. She has her mother's ears and tail. Introduce yourself.

Don't mention her mother directly, just say you're new to town and staying at the Plath House Inn.

Pleb tier. Add the other librarian lady to your mission list.

... if that was a lady. Could have been a guy.

85% sure on girl, though.

Also say hello to this clearly inferior girl, and mention new in town, just got delivery job, staying at what you think is her mother's place for now.

Again, question: why is this library so huge for a town like this.

Yes, introduce yourself. You're Chuck. And who are you lovely ladies?

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)21:11 No. 692917 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Hm. Oh, yeah. Croissants. Totally.”

????: “I see you met Selma. She’s my assistant! I’m Sally Plath. It’s so nice to see newcomers in town. It’s so rare these days!”

You: “Yeah, I’m Chuck. I’m actually staying at the Plath house, for a few nights at least. Just started this new job today.”

Sally: “Well, you’re doing a great job! The croissants are usually cold when they get here, and I can see steam rising off of that bag still! I take it you met my mother?”

You: “Yes. Definitely. Lovely lady, your mother. Very sweet.”

Sally: “It’s so charming of you to say! Just wait until you try her cooking, it’s divine!”

You are unsure whether to believe that Sally has actually tried her mother’s cooking, but at the moment all of your concentration is devoted to maintaining eye contact. Eighteen. Legal. Croissants.

Sally: “You ok…?”

You: “Yes. Feeling great, actually. You’re looking sharp as a tack, Sally. Enjoy your croissants.”

Sally: “You’re so kind! I hope you stop by often. Feel free to explore the library! I’m eager to learn your taste in books.”

>You are unsure whether to believe that Sally has actually tried her mother’s cooking
She was raised by her. It must be like poison- she had to have build up an immunity to survive.

>I’m eager to learn your taste in books.
Yes, I'm eager to browse your racks.

>>692917
Now that's something you read from front to back without a dustcover.

>Eager to learn your tastes
Nerd chicks are freaks in bed, look at kama sutra books or some shit. Show you're a pervert but a classy one.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)21:45 No. 692925 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “I’m eager to browse your racks.”

Sally: “Oh… oh! Well, you’re welcome to have a look around. I’ll issue you a library card whenever you’d like.”

You contemplate sticking around to explore the library, or resuming your day’s deliveries.

We can make excuses or reheat the pastries if we have to for later deliveries.

Go for it!

Ask for a recommendation, it's a easy way to find out her interests.

Food won't stay hot and you need money. Tell her you'll come back later that day for some private reading. Maybe make a quip about showing her favorite rack or sharing her favorite fantasy with you.

Better to make a good impression with your job. Also probably a good thing to give yourself some space to cool off.

We'll head here right after work. We need a job more than we need to immediately impress the good lookin ladies

>>692925
Resume deliveries. Don't fuck up your job.

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)22:02 No. 692935 ID: 3a9db6
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Your dick really wants in, but you’re not about to let it be the boss this time. You drown it out with thoughts of a ladies’ fixed-gear pannier bicycle.

Where are you going to deliver to next?

Wherever was closest on the map.

>>692935
Your dick.

To the librarian.

Post office! Gotta stuff your package into their slot

Charlemagne 2016/01/10(Sun)22:22 No. 692940 ID: 3a9db6
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You decide to head to town square to gander at the map. Maybe that'll help you decide.

Oh, City Hall could be a good next stop. Learn who's in charge around here.

City Hall it is! It's closest to the map!

>>692940

Time to meet the mayor! With a little luck it won't be that turtle fellow.

So I know this is late but did anyone notice she blushed? She actually understood! the innuendo I mean.

>>692944
In this town, she probably thought we were talking like Marcie does, which means she thought we meant well and just talkin' strange instead of flirting with puns...

This means she is the most dangerous person in town to our cover.

Do NOT put your dick in that! Don't fuck her mother, don't pass go and collect 200$. Be as careful as possible around her. Pretend to be AS DUMB as Marcie is.

Scope out the warehouse, might be a good gig to leave on if shit starts getting to hot around here.

To city hall!

School House is least likely to have ladies you'd be interested in, so you could go there to cool down. If you're feeling fine, though, then go to the city hall, then for maximal efficiency you can go cafe, warehouse, school, shoppe and post office. Gotta keep your buns warm.

Is this Valley of Croissant: The Sequel?
Cool

Eat your left arm.

Charlemagne 2016/01/11(Mon)10:17 No. 692993 ID: 3a9db6
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City Hall is oddly less grandiose than the library. It looks to have been built a bit later, but still has the whole marble column affair around the rotunda. You are approached by a woman in a lavish suit jacket.

Snake: “Oh, hello! You must be new here. I am Susanna Stark, the mayor of this beautiful town. Are those my muffins?”

You: “Yes ma’am. Where do you want these?”

Mayor: “On the table there, please. Is there anything I can do to make you feel at home, whether you’re visiting or staying a bit longer? I certainly hope it’s the latter.”

>>692993
Flirt.exe online. Or, y'know, just drop off the muffins and go.

fuck the snake

>>692993
It is the latter, and, oh, I could think of a few things... (eyebrow waggle)

I wonder if those lumps are tits or just her last meal

You can't quit now! You still got hot buns to deliver.

You'd love to familiarize yourself with the intimate details... of the town's history and culture. But there is still a delivery to complete, so hopefully you can catch up later. You wanted to put in some hard effort to make sure she could have a nice hot muffin, not too dry, ready to be eaten... and you wouldn't deny the same care to others.

As much as we would love to stay and chat we have baked good to distribute, maybe later.

Charlemagne 2016/01/11(Mon)11:55 No. 693041 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Madam Mayor, thanks for your hospitality, but I’ve got to get running for my next delivery.”

Mayor: “Of course! I do love a nice hard worker, which reminds me… I have a meeting I need to get to. I’m generally quite busy myself, but you caught me at a good time. Unless you have an appointment in the future, I will delegate your needs to my page, Lisa Goodfaith.”

Lisa: “Uh… h-ha hi.”

You guess it’s good to know. Where’s your next delivery?

>>693041
Let's rock the schoolhouse.

We haven't been to The Farthing Passion Cafe yet, let's head there next.

The Passion Cafe

The near thing is the Farthing Passion Cafe. I wonder who what's in season?

You know, I think the ONLY dude in town we've met was that turtle and that cop.

Say you'll look forward in the future, then, to familiarizing yourself with her and her beaver. Assistant.

If you have a delivery to the cafe, it's probably quite a large one, so go there next. Then you can go to the warehouse and circle up around the last three places efficiently.

Charlemagne 2016/01/11(Mon)12:48 No. 693055 ID: 3a9db6
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The café sits across the street from your boss’ bakery. An elaborate old sign stands out front that reads Farthing Passion Café.

Cat lady: “Eyy, woah, look who’s here! It’s about time with the pastries, ay ay ay.”

You hold up a bag of what looks like an assortment. The café looks to have the largest order of the bunch.

Cat lady: “You’re right across the street, aren’t ya? It’s nothing personal honey, just runnin’ a business here. So you’re the one my niece hired, nuh?”

niece? separate stores run by family in the same town?

So she's Marcie's aunt, then? Guess working at this kinda place runs in the family. Apologize for the wait, you're still learning your way around town!

Tell her your new to town and got horribly lost.

Charlemagne 2016/01/11(Mon)13:07 No. 693061 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Yep, that’s me. I got lost, so I had to take a little detour to look at the map.”

Cat lady: “Don’t sweat it. You gotta learn the ropes somehow, right? Just make sure these things are still fresh when you get to me next time! I’m Marcie’s biggest customer, after all. The names Penny, and I own this place.”

You: “It’s a pleasure, Penny.”

Penny: “Say, I don’t suppose you could help me out with something. You’re new in town, so you’ve probably got the clean slate I need.”

Penny lowers her voice.

Penny: “I’m looking for a way to spice up business, so I want to start serving drinks here at the café. Coxwette County is a dry county, so it ain’t exactly easy to get, honey. Think you could help me out?”

Well, a drop of the hard stuff never hurt anyone. Ask her if she has any clues on where to get it, not like we have any QUESTIONABLE CONNECTIONS yet.

Apologize and let her know it was because you decided to start with the police before you were familiar with the town's layout.

Sure, you have to corrupt the town somehow. I'd say mixed drinks or beer (cider if you wanna be classy) only. Don't want anyone to get blackout drunk and alert the cops, you know.

If we ever do run into some large amounts of alcohol for her to sell, bring it in slowly. It'd be pretty obvious if all of a sudden a bunch of people started getting drunk around a town like this that someone's selling it. Bring up the idea of selling to them in a back room or something as well.

>>693061
Tell her that either means setting up her OWN brewery or shipping in alcohol from outta town. We're going to need details on the few imports the town DOES get.

Moonshining is pretty easy, all told. Probably your best bet, STRONG shit though. That's really spicy.

>>693069
Or we could somehow convince the Mayor to lift the ban on alcoholic beverages. That would allow us to fulfill the quest objectives without doing anything illegal.

Charlemagne 2016/01/11(Mon)14:15 No. 693080 ID: 3a9db6
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Penny thinks.

Penny: “There’s got to be some liquor somewhere in Coxwette. If you dig around I bet you can find it. You could hit up Farmer Davey outside of town. He has an apple orchard. But he’s a little bit of a lunatic by all accounts.”

You look at the clock. Just a couple more deliveries left for the day.

say good bye and finish up.

>>693080
I'd wager the Plath House has some too. Lonely lady living by herself probably gets into her cups now and then. That would be a second-hand source, but maybe she could introduce us to her contacts.

For now continue deliveries. To the schoolhouse!

cop lady said to stay out of trouble, finding alchohol sounds like trouble to me

We'll talk to her about this later, right now we have a job to do.

>>693092
Yes, but cop lady didn't give us a quest to stay out of trouble. We need that sweet exp for more bonus lewds. To the school house.

Talk to her after work, sounds like our hot buns are getting to be not so hot now.

Looking into it won't get us in trouble, doing it and getting caught will. Let's get to it after we finish things up with our deliveries. To school!

RML 2016/01/11(Mon)19:09 No. 693116 ID: 3a9db6
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You’ll get back to Penny on that one. The idea of breaking the prohibition intrigues and arouses you, but finding the means to do it will require some premeditation.

You ride over to the school… house. It is a small building with two floors and numerous large, simple windows. You’ve never seen a school so small, and frankly didn’t think they still existed. You get off your ladies’ fixed-gear pannier bicycle and take your greasy pastry bag in with you.

Ostrich: “Oh, hello there stranger!”

[ostrich strumming]

Ostrich: “Are those the tasty macaroons?”

You: “Yes’m, they are. You… give your students macaroons?”

She bends over with laughter.

Ostrich: “Lord no. Those are for me, to go with my morning coffee. I don’t think I’ve seen you around! It’s not often-”

You: “No need to finish that thought, ma’am. It’s apparent as I’ve been meeting the townsfolk. Lovely place you got here, Mrs…”

Ostrich: “Miss. Miss Angela!”

>>693116
Tell her it's a pleasure to meet her and ask about the guitar.

Either she's single because she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man, or because she's a widow. Slip in a little flirt regardless to see how it flies, and deliver her the morning sweets.

Where the hell are the kids? And for such a small town with so many single ladies there doesn't really need to be a big school.

>>693116
Ash her if she knows how to play Free bird.

Ask her if she'd be willing to do private tutoring for sex ed. Also adjust your bulge in an obvious way.

Ask her to play Bye bye birdy.

>>693160
good idea

marry this perfect angel immediately

>>693221
Getting hitched is not conducive to fucking all the bitches and burning this town to the ground.

Call her angel whenever you talk to her.

Uh, maybe don't be a creep. Curious to hear her play though.

>>693116

sing us your song, bird

>>693160
private tutoring seems like a good idea

Charlemagne 2016/01/12(Tue)16:22 No. 693344 ID: 3a9db6
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>marry

You are wholeheartedly opposed to the concept of monogamy! You’ll listen to her sing, though.

You: “Can you play me a song?”

Miss Angela: “Did you say Angel? Eee he he he he. Ooh, no one ever wants to hear!”

She begins to play and sing some dumb song and you zone out about halfway through. When you’re sure it’s over, you clap a few times to make her happy.

Miss Angela: “Did you like it?”

You: “Oh, definitely. Like an angel.”

Miss Angela: “Ooo hoo hoo. Hehehe, you don’t mean that…”

Well, she’s right about one thing, but her laugh’s kind of cute, so maybe you’ll come back.

Miss Angela: “Well… thanks for bringing me my macaroons. I hope you like your new job. Say, do you deliver to the library?”

We already took care of that today, but if she has anything that needs doing over there, we can stop by again after we finish the rest of our deliveries.

>>693345
Yup.

>>693344
>Say, do you deliver to the library?
Why, yes, I do. In fact, I was just there, ensuring a certain stuffed package came between the cheeks of a lovely lady.

Why do you ask?

>>693347
Don't flirt about other women in front of her that is what you are doing right i gut lost on that one.

compliment her dress

Release hundreds of spiders from your pockets so they swarm all over the floor and both of you.

Charlemagne 2016/01/12(Tue)18:20 No. 693369 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “I do, but I already delivered there today. That dress looks great on you, by the way.”

Miss Angela: “Hh…?”

You: “All I’m saying is, if I was in your class, I’d never get any work done is all. Whatcha need at the library?”

Miss Angela: “Ooh! Uh… wh- uh!”

Charlemagne 2016/01/12(Tue)18:20 No. 693370 ID: 3a9db6
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Miss Angela sweats heavily.

Miss Angela: “Y-your… cardigan is kind of cool. I guess. I mean, wh-whatever…”

Charlemagne 2016/01/12(Tue)18:21 No. 693371 ID: 3a9db6
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Miss Angela: “I mean, uh, do you think that maybe you could… ehem, next time you are at the library, could you maybe talk to Sally Plath about getting us some updated textbooks?”

Sure, we are going to come back there anyway, either today or tomorrow...

>>693371
Sure.

Tell her you got a topographical map she can have for geography right now though and whip your dick out.

New books is probably an easy task, and even if we don't stop there after our shift, we'll be back there tomorrow for sure.

>>693371
Sure, I'll see if I can put a good word in.

Okay, but don't hold your breath or anything.

Silly late 19th century people thinking there would never be another war ever. Didn't they learn from their ancestors calling world war 1 'the war to end war'?

get them some books next time in libary

>>693387
This is why we need updated textbooks. We'll stop by later today.

>>693387

>ancestors

okay friend let me stop you for a second

accept quest for new text books

>>693371
Maybe we should come back for ostrich lady when we're done with chores for today, i'm sure she'd like that.

I'm sure we'll be delivering to the library again tomorrow. We can ask while we're there and bring you an answer then.

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)08:18 No. 693467 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Yeah, I can stop by tonight or tomorrow. It’s a big library, I’m sure they have some.”

Miss Angela: “Thank you, thank you! I’ll pay you back somehow.”

You’ve got two deliveries left for the day: the Shoppe Stoppe, and the Post Office.

Shoppe Stoppe first.

Agreed, might as well see what this town has to offer in traditional goods

Leave the post office delivery for last. SHOW THEM WHAT IT'S LIKE.

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)09:11 No. 693471 ID: 3a9db6
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You pedal over to the Shoppe Stoppe.

The store is a small, boxy, white building with garish red trim. A bell rings as you push open the door. A deer stands at the counter and sighs when you enter.

Ellen: “Hello… I guess. Is that the bread?”

You feel like the sex ratio in this town is way off. Maybe it’s just you. You aren’t complaining, of course.

>Maybe it's just you
It's not just you, there was that dog cop and turtle you saw earlier.

Yes it is, all bready to go!

Look around. Tell her you can't buy anything today, you just got into town and you're flat broke.

Maybe you're too horny to notice anything other than hot chicks?

Obviously, all the men went to the war and most never came back, not that you'd know about that, you draft-dodging yellow-belly.

Tell her yes, it's the bread. Is she expecting someone else to visit?

Perhaps every woman as some major flaw, like Ramona's awful cooking, and all the men went away to seek out better wives. For a shopkeeper that greeting seemed kinda meh to me.

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)10:59 No. 693489 ID: 3a9db6
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You set the bread down.

You: “Are you… expecting someone else?”

Ellen: “No… not really. You stand there and people say hi and they leave. That’s life.”

You: “Why do you work in a store, then?”

Ellen: “Because my mom did, and her mom… I guess”

Ellen sighs.

You: “Do you like to be alone, or…?”

Ellen: “You’re alone even when you’re not alone. That’s life. It’s just a big slow, boring ride and everyone’s in their own car.”

You don’t know how to respond.

"you want to ride on my car? IN! i mean in"

>>693489
Then what's getting married in that analogy? Sharing a garage?

Wanna carpool for a bit, later?

Tell her that life may be a ride in a car, but it's not the car that makes the ride boring or fun, but the people you're with during that ride.

Well, you can turn on the radio and groove to the music, and see some new stuff going by sometimes.

I think we need to take this lady out on a date and show her what life's really like :^)

politely excuse yourself, make a note to avoid debbie downer

Do you always use car analogies or did the mood hit you so you just went for it?
Personally life in a fast moving metal box sounds boring, rather be driving around in a transforming mega robot.

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)11:42 No. 693500 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Well, you wanna carpool a bit later?”

Ellen: “What…?”

You: “Y’know, spend a little time together?”

Ellen: “With me? With you? …I dunno… I might just go home and sleep. I dunno. I’m not good with people. I have to think about it…”

How can one bitch be so sad? You don’t have time to think about that, though. The pastries going to the post office are completely cold, but you don’t know why a post office even needs pastries to begin with!

Ellen: “Do you actually need anything? The tailor’s not in today. She’ll be back tomorrow, I guess…”

Get going to the post office before her sadness rubs off on you.

Hopefully, the post office workers won't go postal over cold pastries.

go to post office now

Tell her we'll talk later, we need to get to the post office.

Say you don't need anything right now, but you're sure you will in the future. Clothes, but also like soap and toothpaste and such. (You also have no money right now, but don't tell her that.)

Tell her to hang in there.
Y'know, 'cuz you're a cat, and it's a poster, and... nevermind.

>>693500
Nope, gotta go.

Note to self: Deliver everything faster tomorrow, no more talking during delivery.

>>693525
I don't think it's that so much as we planned our route terribly.

I'd say go City hall, then library, cafe, school, shop, post office, then police department since I figure they're having the donuts cold anyways.(Fresh baked warm donuts are delicious though) Thoughts?

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)15:51 No. 693563 ID: 3a9db6
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You bid a quick and quiet farewell to the depressing doe, then ride to the post office. SURPRISE! It is a charming single-room midland building with a simple, welcoming facade. It practically makes you sick...

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)15:52 No. 693564 ID: 3a9db6
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EXP TOTAL: 100

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)15:53 No. 693565 ID: 3a9db6
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Maildog: “Oh, you’re new huh?”

You: “Yeah, that’s right. I’ve got your, uh…”

You peer into the bag.

You: “Single cookie, ma’am.”

Maildog: “Ma’am, huh? You’re very polite. I suppose you’re the kind and gentle sort?”

"I'm whatever sort you want me to be"

Tell her in a jocular way that you are the whatever sort a lady might need.

More of a trouble-maker really.

Not really but it never hurts to be polite.

>>693568

I think she orders the cookie so she gets some company.

I can be, if I need to. I'm not sure whether people can be really limited to "sorts", though.

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)16:18 No. 693573 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “I’m whatever sort a lady might need.”

Maildog: “Really? Are you the sort who might, say… run and pick up the mail for me if I gave you 10 bux? I got a lot of sorting that I've been putting off until the end of the day.”

She's a postwoman who needs someone to pick up the post for her? Like other people's mail that needs to be delivered elsewhere?

well you're done your other deliveries so why not!

accept quest!

Is she talking one load of mail from a dropoff at a train station or something, or going around all the postboxes in town and bringing them back? Because we just went around town once for 30 bucks.

Though, a town this small probably only has two or three places to leave mail. One is the office here, another would be over in the residential area, and the mayor would have her own.

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)16:38 No. 693579 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “You mean I have to go deliver to everyone in town tonight? Listen, I just got finished-”

Maildog: “Shucks no, mister. Just run and grab the inbound mail from the train and bring it here. It’d be might kind and gentle if you… delivered this to the postbox up at the station, too. Since you’re that sort…”

I had half of mind of changing those ten bucks for a peck on the cheek because of corniness, but that heart is discouraging.

How do we feel about bro-code violations?

I say if she's got a beau we lay off

Help her out anyways, and before you leave be sure to get her name.

Ask who it's from. Could be to her brother or something someone else dropped off. No need to jump the gun.

Sure I could do that for you. Is that a love letter to send off to a special friend?

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)17:01 No. 693588 ID: 3a9db6
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You: “Letter for a special someone, by the looks of it. Are you SB?”

Maildog: “Nah, my name’s Rita. Mailing address is out of town, and no return address. Must be one of them anonymous love letters.”

>>693588
Iiiiiiinteresting. Alright let's deliver the mail, get some cash we can maybe spend on a room tonight.

How good are you at unsealing, and resealing letters? if your skillful at that, Open and read it while no one is looking.

Hmm. SB? None of the people who's entire names we know match those initials. It could be one of the cops. Or Selma, Sally's beautiful and alluring assistant. A librarian would be the literate sort.

Make the delivery, to and from, and collect your bonus cash. Then back to the bakery for more money. What time is it now? If it's relatively late in the day, you might not have any more deliveries to make.

>>693593
If it's relatively late in the day we should focus our time now on finding someone to spend the night with~

Charlemagne 2016/01/13(Wed)17:33 No. 693598 ID: 3a9db6
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>resealing envelopes

Depends on who’s asking. If it’s a cop… what even is an envelope? Never heard of it.

If it’s, say, your own criminal subconscious… you’re really fucking good at it. You can have a Christmas card full of aunty’s holiday dosh open and resealed better than it was before.

>>693598
We need to work on that poker face. Like, badly.

don't do it
there's nothing to gain from reading random love lettres

The question isn't can you reseal it. The question is can you reseal it with minimal tools while still making it across town on a bike quickly.

If so peek for the shear joy of peeking. If not don't worry about it.